Best match-up possible: Starship Troopers

@dmeep

Жыл бұрын

its an ugly planet its a bug planet! do you want to know more?

@Whoknows21356

Жыл бұрын

Finally some cultured people. Guard vs Tyranids is literally startship troopers 😂

@Alex-vf3io

Жыл бұрын

I'm doing my part!

@mercilpb

Жыл бұрын

I would like to know more

@cronid9623

Жыл бұрын

I'm doing my part!

This battle report is exactly what I feel all 40k should be! 2 people chucking dice and having amazing fun!

@pipermintpat854

Жыл бұрын

Don'tcha mean: Giant space bugs munching on some dudes?

@UncleMerlin

Жыл бұрын

​@@pipermintpat854 no

“Shall we get the really tall scenery out?“ “yeah, it’ll be fine. Katie will be able to see over it”

@tt_jinx

Жыл бұрын

😂 true line of sight blocking!

That's not Beard! That's Mustache the imposter!

@dmeep

Жыл бұрын

when you shave your head its important to know when to stop and not go the entire way around

@Narg_Smart

Жыл бұрын

His evil twin!

@MrStsveins

Жыл бұрын

You mean Senior Mustachio the wicked!!

@ArmageddonUnlimited

Жыл бұрын

I knew it! Knew it all along... he was too un-beardly to be the real beard! What a criminal mastermind!

@everupward594

Жыл бұрын

We mustache Beard about this- this herest cannot stand!

Man looks like T'au can learn a thing or two from the guard in the shooting phase 😄

@peters6345

Жыл бұрын

I'd love to see guard mutilate the tau XD

1:03:07 No other faction's tanks have turrets, it's true, but let's not forget that no other faction's officers can give their soldiers orders either. Subjecting 40k rules to logic is the path to certain madness :D

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

True, but their orders are given by character auras as well...oh, which Guard do too now 😅

@frosty7037

Жыл бұрын

Crafworld Eldar tanks all have swiveling turrets on the models...

@chrismcintosh2526

Жыл бұрын

No other factions tanks have turrets?? I suppose that could be true if you don’t actually look at any other factions tanks

@cordial001

Жыл бұрын

@@chrismcintosh2526 At the cost of explaining the joke, Chef's in-game comment was referring to the fact that no other faction's tanks (which clearly have turrets) have 'turret weapon' rules and therefore those factions don't know how to use turrets

@SlipKoRn4life

Жыл бұрын

@@thepastrychef8014 But why can Guard characters give specific orders to their units, but other factions leaders can't? Why couldn't a Marine captain order one unit to take aim and another to fix bayonets? Seems pretty unfair, right. Really you could make that argument for almost everything in the entire Guard codex. I think GW gives certain rules to factions in large part to make that faction feel like it should. One of the Guards' biggest themes and selling points are it's tanks - it's THE tank faction, really - so it makes perfect sense for them to get a rule that actually makes them far more viable than they were before.

Loving all the little extra details put into the edits of these like the little radios issuing orders on the overhead view or the different attack animations to show who is shooting etc 👌🏻. Plus that subtle chantry music in the background is a nice touch

Thank you very much ! Your "new codex battle reports" are both useful and enjoyable :)

50 minutes in and the new "Codex: Toxic Dice" seems a bit OP 😁

Just wanted to say (probably repeating myself) that I love you guys. Your energy and chemistry between everyone of you is just so very wholesome to watch. Even after quitting GW games for the most part I find great joy in watching you play and rumble at one another

As a Guard Armoured Company player...its makes me very happy to see the guard getting some MUCH needed love. I've slogged through 9th playing my tanks and boy it was worth the wait!!!

The Tally-Ho from Bard was absolute brilliance! I’d love to see more silly editing things like that! Great addition to TRANSHUMAN PHYSIOLOGY

Sitting here building my new slaves to darkness while watching the new guard stuff. Makes for a pretty great Saturday morning!

19:29 I like how Beard just gets swole and Chef gets a huge brain. Get all the good Warhammer knowledge in there.

Watched All Quiet on the Western Front last night. Now a new guard batrep! I think my will to collect a new army will break before the guard does.

@michaelritzen8138

Жыл бұрын

Shall I welcome you to the Death Korps of Krieg now, or do you want to pretend like you aren't secretly hoping to built a German looking, trench digging, give your life for the Emperor type person for a couple weeks more?

@crawbag0311

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelritzen8138 *excited gas mask noises*

@michaelritzen8138

Жыл бұрын

@@crawbag0311 welcome, Korpsman, Here is your Lucius Pattern Lasgun, chemically prepared Trenchcoat, Respirator unit and Helmet, Bayonet and Multitool and last but not least, your own copy of the Infantryman's uplifting primer. You can find your Gorgon Transport about 500meters to the rear of your trench, which will leave tomorrow morning at 0600 local time for the first of 5 frontal assaults on the enemy fortress that has withstood months of onslaught. High Command is fairly certain that it will crack any moment.

Hope to see Fletcher's handiwork on the new Guard casts in the not-too-distant future.

@tommoolenaar3901

Жыл бұрын

Me too but also I worry for the man's sanity having to paint all these new armies lol!

Yeah, that rough rider squad will definitely not be abused at all in upcoming tournaments. I can see some uses for them that just take the legs out of some of the armies around the 40k-verse. I would also like to buy four cases of those green dice.

Two beautiful armies on the table! That's nice to see the new guard in action, cheers guys!

SUCH a beautiful map and scenery, it looked so cool with those two armies, very nice work guys!!

Awesome batrep guys! super fun to watch! Fantastic sportswomanship from Katie for hanging on there in the face of all that firepower!

It’s nice to see a Guard army fielded by Magnum P.I.

Thank you ! Good vibes and fun 😊 Interesting to see the new mechanism of astra militarum.

I just wanna give a shout out to whomever built the table for this. It's especially lovely this time.

Live how the Castellan turned into a grey knight just before he died 😁 Loved the battle report!

What a fun match! Beard and Jinx are great together too. I really like the production improvements with the Vox comms.

The sneeze animation was the cutest thing

Came here from a DoW video and your battle report made me want to get myself an army and friends to play this c:

48:00 The absurdity and back and forth banter in this moment is the highlight of the game! 🤣🤣🤣

‘Beard-without-the-beard’ looks like he is metamorphosing into a part of the cast of Tacoma FD

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

😅

Nice video ... where did you get the heads for the guardsmen and bullgryns ? they look great

Excellent game to watch guys! Where do you get the music from? Tend to have music playing Warhammer and would love to add to the list?

If it makes Beard feel better I adore the Sororitas' Wrath of the Emperor pistol relic.

Great game guys, surely the bouncing tank orders is no different than Nids bouncing psychic powers

@Jermammies

Жыл бұрын

Except for the fact that psychic powers can be denied and have a chance of failure

@hmad898

Жыл бұрын

I think they just misinterpreted that rule, pretty sure it just allows tank commanders to give orders to other nearby tanks

@orangegills3179

Жыл бұрын

@@hmad898 no, they bounce. They got it right.

@hmad898

Жыл бұрын

@@orangegills3179 just checked, they dont bounce, i got it right. When issuing tank orders, "...you can select one friendly vehicle unit (excluding titanic units) within 6" of that tank commander model, instead of selecting a leman russ unit"

Fun game absolutely loved it! I would recommend throwing weapon expert on the regular leman russ battle cannon to make it extra punchy!

Alright! We are going in with first wave! Means more bugs for us to kill. You smash the entire area! You kill anything that has more than two legs! YOU GET ME!?

@crawbag0311

Жыл бұрын

En mass: WE GET YOU SIR!

Where is the cool factory/ city terrain from? I love the look of it. Thank you for good videos

Beard looks like he'd fit right into one of the Guard squads. Beautiful tash!

the humble guardsmen aint so humble anymore..! Thanks for the vid

Going to need little banners with order notes and or stratagem effecting units

Beard, your stache makes you look like a gentleman officer from the 1980ies :P And cool and nice batrep! Cheers!

great game loved it, my question however is. would crow be able to be targeted by the parasite, as he was not selected as a charge target? @1:13:30

I'll definitely be snagging some dice as soon as they are up on the shop!

I believe this is the first video featuring Movember Beard 👨👍

Beard missed an opportunity to introduce himself "Its-a Me, Mario"!

Ooohhh I'm here in the 1st hour... so no spoilers yet. I'm hoping the IG stand strong against those nasty looking bugs...

Great to see the guard on the tabletop smashing it out. Will there be a pure scions matchup?

i feel like you should definitely take kraken against IG, you can zoom across the board and touch them turn 1 for sure and keep the pressure on the whole time

really beautiful armies and map! love it

Woooo! Been waiting all morning for this! Right as I got my pre-order booked too!

@xXxMrRazorxXx

Жыл бұрын

Me too mate!

Nidz! What a classic match up to have for the new Guard codex.

I love the guard, there is just something about normal dudes fighting all the 40k monstrosities that's really cool. But man the rules.. 17' move and fire as normal.. it's like eldar, but better shooting and defense. Then auto wound on 5 and 6 to hit. I dunno every faction just ignores the basic game rules

@orangegills3179

Жыл бұрын

Same with votann design philosophy. "Hey, remember the core rules that the game is based around? What if we made a faction that flagrantly ignores them?"

@robnoel9306

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Votann igore every basic rule.

This terrain is excellent! Did you build this in house, or was it a commission?

Lol, didn't know you had a sneezing bunny 🐰!

Another amazing batrep! I want to come and play :D

Always my favourite match up!

Just a correction for chef: Vehicle orders in the dataslate were 1 target, no bouncing. The buff was for tank commanders to order other vehicles, but they still only had 1 order by default. Most of the time that still just went on the TC itself. Infantry orders bounced the exact same way they do now. So for the infantry it's the effect of the orders that changed and that there's more variety now. And that vehicles actually get to make use of them now properly instead of just shouting at one tank specifically.

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that's what I said? Cant recall 😅

I love the coloring on the Tyranids.

Fantastic looking terrain🤩

Great rep as per, you guys ever going to do any killteam content at all?

11:09 like the hornet color sceeme

Starship Troopers reference! Yay!

love to see the guards at full power vs the new elfy elves at their full shenanigans

So now that all codex's have been released, 10th edition is coming out when?

So, from your guy’s opinion. What can the space marines do against the new guard? Is there anything we can do or will this be release quins, tau, and nids till some nerfs roll in?

Beard Rolling well!! I’ve never seen it! 😂

Gotta say it is a very funny choice to leave the Flamer Russ in the back line and Drive the Tank Sniper Vanquisher Russ into the Face of a "Not Mawlock" Trygon hahaha.

Awesome game as ever! Beard you look a bit like Arthur Shelby whitout the beard and this haircut ;D

It's bizarre to see Tyranids, the boogeyman of just a few months ago, frightened of Astra Militarum... Power creep is really egregious this edition.

@viewtifuljoe4412

Жыл бұрын

They are still very strong.

@xxklesx1

Жыл бұрын

Its still the boogeyman, thats why she played a fun-list.

The Toxic Green dice are out already. A deep sadness sets into my soul.

It looks like Guard is A+ tier right now but not so silly as I thought they can be :D

Please TTT, all I want from your dice store is the Teal Pearl Dice, I have been waiting for them to come back in stock for two years 😿 I NEED those teal dice!

Cadia Stands can't wait to watch the guard take on the nids hopefully they'll be victorious

Death Throws only happens to kill enemy models now. Guard Indirect fire does not suffer penalties for lacking LOS.

Also can take bodyguards with the scions command squad

"Me and my humble......." "Friend? c:"

Se the whole Orders bouncing, is just Coms bouncing the order further... But affecting multiple units, thats what might be a little iffy to me.

1:22:25 Heavy bolters are AP -3 now? o_0

Beard has transformed into Moustache with his fellow commandants. Except for Jinx. The lack of moustache is worrying!

Its an ugly planet, a bug planet. The Mobile Infantry needs YOU!

Beard has a moustache worthy of a veteran Brigadier-General

This is el clasico checky free view smash up. Another Saturday another GG. It's Kate V the mustache lol 😂

why does the manticore hit on 6+ @1:02:33 ? i thought the hit modifier cannot go over -1

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

Correct, but Indirect Fire imposes a -1BS, so it does stack with a -1 to Hit (2 different things)

@whiskywaffles9416

Жыл бұрын

@@thepastrychef8014 let say an eliminator sq moved and you shoot with it at some banshees whats the hit roll?

have the list of nyds please?

Have the dice sold out already or not in the shop yet?

@tabletoptactics

Жыл бұрын

Not in the shop yet, dropping in a few days :)

Beard looking great!

who is this mustached imposter, I DEMAND BEARD

Guard was in the bottom quarter of codices for at least a couple of years now, I'm okay with our book making us a bit over clocked for a little while.

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

Will you be OK if they become super nerfed to "pay for their sins" like other Codexes though 😅

@parapotato

Жыл бұрын

@@thepastrychef8014 I mean, yea, I've not played guard as my main faction since 8th edition because I care about dominating on the table top. But I hope we can stay on the good/fun side even when we (inevitably) get knocked down a peg.

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

@@parapotato Lots didn't do the same for many armies, but when they get overclocked as you put it, noone else has a good time, and they suffer for their fun lists being perceived as broken, and "deserved" when they get nerfed. A lose lose for people like yourself 😅 My point is the book shouldn't have come out overdone in the first place. It's not Nid or Tau level imo, just a few tweaks, just hope they don't sledgehammer it 😅

@parapotato

Жыл бұрын

@@thepastrychef8014 That certainly has been the tempo of the game recently.

It is. As they say. Huge.

does the platoon keyword have any impact on army organisation?

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

No

wait im confused isnt born soldiers auto wound on 6+ not 5 & 6?

@foxtayle683

Жыл бұрын

There's a stratagem that makes it 5.

Any chance for a Karnmas this year?

Glad to see the guard finally good at doing something other than dying.

@SlipKoRn4life

Жыл бұрын

To the immense displeasure of everyone else, unfortunately. 😂

Spent the first two minutes feeling like something was off and then I realized the beard was absent.

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

😅

Loving them dice, MAGMA ME UP BABBBYYYY!

Is that a B99 Jake....cool...cool...cool reference? Or just a general...that's cool 🙀🙀🙀

Bullgryn not having the Ogryn keyword is one of the many things that need to be FAQ'd in this codex.

Am I seeing this correctly? Is hammer of the emperor now 5s and 6s autowound ??

@thepastrychef8014

Жыл бұрын

With a Stratagem

@pabloalonsolasagabaster658

Жыл бұрын

@@thepastrychef8014 ooh got it

How did you take in a Battalion 2 Basilisks, 1 manticore, and 3 Leman Russ' (squad)? That would be 4 Heavy Weapon slots when a Battalion only allows 3. Did I miss something?

@tabletoptactics

Жыл бұрын

You're missing there's only 1 Basilisk 😅

Correct me if I’m wrong, but you can’t take reaper on a prime, since it requires a monstrous bonesword, no?

@HereticDave40k

Жыл бұрын

bonesword or monstrous bonesword

*2 seconds after shaving* Anakin voice: "What have I done?"