I don't think Jeff Goldblum had a script. They just put him in front of a mic for 30 minutes.

@diabeticpower3426

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe....I mean that's kind of ridiculous.....he would have no idea what to say, unless Jason Blundell was like "Your in SOE, GO!"

@smileysatanson3404

5 жыл бұрын

i agree this is literally how he normally talks XD

@JackSapphire420

4 жыл бұрын

PootieWienerfish I totally agree!!! 🤣😂

@Megon08

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂maby

@hanselcroache7992

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

This guy is the Richtofen of Shadows of Evil.

@kevinaguilar5649

7 жыл бұрын

closest to Ritchtofen

@awesomej3362

7 жыл бұрын

true dat

@dannyfonseca07

5 жыл бұрын

Seth Roberts Richtofen is in shadows of evil

@patricioperez7323

5 жыл бұрын

Jackie Vincent=Dempsey Nero=richtofen Floyd=Nikolai Not too sure about Jessica

@zombies4evadude24

4 жыл бұрын

Jessica is a Misty and Sally fusion

I feel like they let goldblum just play the game and recorded everything he said. lol

@mureehandley1087

7 жыл бұрын

Benjaman2000 me to

@freakneak

5 жыл бұрын

He hasn't played a game in his entire life.

Probably just followed Jeff Goldblum around his house with a microphone for a day. "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?" "It's a kettle, Jeff." "MAAARVELOUS! And it heats water, you say?"

@thegrimracer8878

8 жыл бұрын

Herr hoow

"KILL IT, KILL IT! Do we have any fire? Fire usually kills things!

@mureehandley1087

7 жыл бұрын

Boo. 17:48

@mellennia9

6 жыл бұрын

Liam the llama "Im the gaga man, boo." -Mister Frost (Jeff Goldblum, 1990)

"A gun fitted with a telescope? In what situation would we need to... Fire at the staaars?"

Goldblum hit it out of the park on this one. It's marvellous. I hope he does more videogames VO. He's perfect for it!

@bengodbold9016

8 жыл бұрын

+AyreonJr Hit it out of the...Jurassic Park!

@largahilfire8861

8 жыл бұрын

+Ben Godbold tadam tssss

@LooneyNuke

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't he do Ivor from Minecraft Story Mode?

@lazwit5513

Жыл бұрын

@@LooneyNuke Hell no lmao. That was Paul Reubens, aka Peewee Herman.

1:36 I'm invincible, I can't be vinced!

@marshmalone3429

4 жыл бұрын

favorite quote

@bunglebob7292

4 жыл бұрын

Mine too

@phoenixy2835

4 жыл бұрын

Who’s trying to vince me?

@thesecretiveone5811

4 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixy2835 is vincible even a thing

@thelonelyoutsider1830

3 жыл бұрын

I love this quote, and I’m clearly of the only one

17:38 Years after the game's launch, I finally find that quote.

@pizzaneapolitanXD

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for this lmao

@deceit1407

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you. I was looking for this

@jordanalwan82

2 жыл бұрын

Fetty Wap?

@crevchenko5555

Жыл бұрын

@@jordanalwan82 nice catch

My favourite of the four.

@DEU9002

8 жыл бұрын

Um can someone pass me some ammo? He has a cool voice he ranges from low voice to high just like me

@tecnicstudios

8 жыл бұрын

+ReAp Atlas well he was voice acted by Jeff Goldblum

@DEU9002

8 жыл бұрын

I saw him on law and order one episode and Jurassic park. But he's quite on those

@pitfallharry5257

8 жыл бұрын

I agree

@CaptainHatecrime

8 жыл бұрын

Same

When you're bored, just listen to Nero babble

@mellennia9

6 жыл бұрын

Toothpaste46 Also known as Goldblum's day off.😂

@jackseaton7486

4 жыл бұрын

Or if you have trouble sleeping

@christopherpretorius1833

2 жыл бұрын

I want to play the game i like it so much so much more then my life

@george-geedeevee9054

2 жыл бұрын

Noted

I'm invincible! I can't be vinced! I'm invincible, I can't be- you, who's trying to vince me? ....Is vinceable even a thing?

@riley5722

5 жыл бұрын

Might be my favourite line from Nero.

@alexisramseur2969

5 жыл бұрын

Mine favorite is kill it kill it

@verycutetaco

4 жыл бұрын

alexis ramseur OCTOPUS! SIXTOPOPOUS!

@blaizecunningham6080

4 жыл бұрын

It's shame that's a stolen line, it comes from Stargate Atlantis. I've been saying that for 10+ yrs.

@verycutetaco

4 жыл бұрын

dylan and blaize Cunningham Even a kid can come up with that connection. As a matter fact everybody in the whole fucking universe has asked themselves if vinceable is even a thing.

9:08 very inspiring almost brought me to tears

@kr1spiez

2 жыл бұрын

ow. 👨🏻‍🦱- -🐻

@mrstv3790

Жыл бұрын

@@kr1spiez accurate 😭

@IdkWhatIsMyName_YT

Жыл бұрын

@@kr1spiez 🪥-- 🐻

Starting at about 9:00 I just picture Goldblum going insane in the recording room while everyone watches

@mellennia9

6 жыл бұрын

Nikolai Is Cool Guy Productions For about a full minute.😂

With each subsequent transformation, I grow ever more confident with my tentacles

1:30 Careful these clothes were made by the finest tailors XD

@castielwinchester9378

7 жыл бұрын

lol

See, this is why Nero is my favorite out of the four. Just the different personalities of him make me laugh. First, he is a normal guy, then he becomes Stewie, then a guy on crack mixed with a drunk, and finally a badass. This guy is awesome!!

He so clearly doesn't give a shit; It's great!How he changes from sounding sober then drunk and then sober again. How he so freely and often changes his accent from a mad man, to a somewhat weird English man and then just being himself..... It's great!

@christopherpretorius1833

2 жыл бұрын

I here it bro

25:15 ahh ahhh Nickolai would've been proud of me

@masked0nyx596

5 жыл бұрын

I HEARD THIS AFTER GETTING ALL THE FUZES THEN LOOKED IT UP AND NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT. !!!!!!NERO KNOWS NICHOLI

@faxedwang

5 жыл бұрын

@@masked0nyx596 He was probably talking about Tesla

@zombies4evadude24

4 жыл бұрын

human error But he’s *Nikola* Tesla rather than *Nikolai* Belinski

@pineconeidiot8046

3 жыл бұрын

@@masked0nyx596 he probably does cause he has read the cronorium

@christopherpretorius1833

2 жыл бұрын

I cant believe he knows Nickolai 👌😂

neros voice is so cool

@mannymena7515

7 жыл бұрын

true favorite character

Nero -Doesnt swear -Funny -Can do Magic

@bowenjudd1028

2 жыл бұрын

The Jacky V -Swears -Annoying -Uses gun too much -Encourages gun violence using lemons

@randomfolk9545

2 жыл бұрын

@@bowenjudd1028 -when life gives you lemons buy a f*cking gun

@user-qx7sg5jt3l

2 жыл бұрын

he says can somebody please tell me what the hell is going on

@xirnez314

2 жыл бұрын

When you first start the game, when you hear the shadow man speaking Nero says "You fuckin' talking to me?"

@darkqwartzsytal834

2 жыл бұрын

@@xirnez314 That goes under funny category

18:11 one of my favorite nero quotes.

17:48 Such nostalgia

So you two dig up, um, dinosaurs?

Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure

29:21 EVIL BALLS!

3 heads, like cerberus! Tentacle is like an octupus! Uuh CERBETOPUS! 18:11

@oscarvasquez9505

8 жыл бұрын

That's my favorite haha

@marcidavis7275

8 жыл бұрын

fire normal kill things

@CaptainHatecrime

8 жыл бұрын

Are you a sibling of the other one? To take rev-in-gay?!

He doesn't even need to swear

@A.C.RARI99

8 жыл бұрын

he's still corny

@cakeee5720

5 жыл бұрын

kyle no u

@Aaronjnr2010

3 жыл бұрын

*What the kell is going on*

25:08 "A place for everything and everything in its place, even... w o r m s ..." 14:30 "I fear the worst is yet to come! AAAH! AAH! 14:42 "I've come too FAR to give up NAH!" 18:06 "Begone! From whence or wherece you caaaame!" 34:33 "Eh, I used to have staff to *deal with the overgrown vegetation*."

@Wrawny

Жыл бұрын

Literally the first one is what i was searching for. I was 20 minutes in and I found this. THANK YOU

@soviettoaster_9323

Жыл бұрын

18:11 “Three heads like Cerberus! Tentacles like an octopus!.. ooo Cerberopus!”

@MathewTheGamer1

5 ай бұрын

“Perhaps we should direct our fire towards its heads, the brain has to be in one of THEMMM!” 17:38

@MathewTheGamer1

5 ай бұрын

11:44 “If it imbues me with parr, then chew I WILLL!!”

girls after november ends: omg yay christmas is almost here! boys after november ends: 9:32 - 9:35

@systematicgem

4 жыл бұрын

Curse you for making me laugh so hard i wheezed

@devonrodriguez5363

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@makingmusiccrippled9581

3 жыл бұрын

APPROPRIATE TIMING FOR THIS QUOTE HAPPY NNN BOIS

@THEOGJIGSAWGMOD

3 жыл бұрын

9:37

@bowenjudd1028

2 жыл бұрын

Um, At 9:32 - 10:02 It sounds like Nero after November ends and then a clone of Nero asking if he is okay.

Jacky V - Dempsey Nero - Richtofen Floyd - Billy Jessica - Misty

@trapoutmike

8 жыл бұрын

I though floyed was billy when my friend woke me up and showed me floyed

@trapoutmike

8 жыл бұрын

I mean Floyd

@spacewhale8279

5 жыл бұрын

BlackRoseZX 2 What?

@UnknownUser-cm6kx

5 жыл бұрын

Nope. Diego- Jackie, Shaw- Nero, Bruno- Floydd, Scarlett- Jessica.

@roach1551

5 жыл бұрын

Vintage Lover you have to realize when this comment was posted

17:48 this is my favorite quote

@alexlo8952

3 жыл бұрын

I always get it when upgrading the sword

@umok2776

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexlo8952 I always get it from shooting margwas 😃

@Brandonlight1302

2 жыл бұрын

18:11 I love that line that’s so funny. Three heads, like Cerberus! Tentacles like an octopus! Ooo… Sebetopus!!

When I seen the trailers I thought this character was gonna be annoying. I have never been so wrong in my life.

@mellennia9

6 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Diaz Jeff goldblum is always a win. 😊😂

@-elthiccy-1388

6 жыл бұрын

You were thinking about Jessica rose

@Blight32

4 жыл бұрын

Brittany Walton I want him to say “you smell like a roasted turd”

18:11 Three heads! Like sebrus! Tentacles like an octopus! Ooo! Sebetopus! Lmaoo.. 18:23 We must be sessoms the battle ahead will not be easy! 18:26 Oooh! Are your sibling of the other here for *R-E-V-E-N-G-E?!*

@Delophantae_

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@umok2776

3 жыл бұрын

THE LAST ONE LMAOO. "Revengay" LOL

@sandrokobulia9100

11 ай бұрын

*Cerbertopus *We must brace ourselves

THINGS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAAAAAAAAAANNNDDDDD!!!!!

6:34 the whole reason i am here. To be honest that is the only quote i could remember of this character XD

@mogueraguh

2 жыл бұрын

Same hahaha thank god for this time stamp

@gwk_r3bel28

10 ай бұрын

I’ve been looking for this comment for a day😂😂

9:08 wtf lol

@theowlsofouterheaven

8 жыл бұрын

my thoughts exactly

@pollutedsouldier

8 жыл бұрын

+MJPWGaming Here I am to overthink things! Maybe those could have been voice clips for getting shocked, like MOTD, but were scrapped for The Beast quotes

@LALOKILLER17

8 жыл бұрын

+Mr. Essential or maybe when you shock other characters? or even an enemy that would shock you?

@pollutedsouldier

8 жыл бұрын

+LALO_KILLER17 Maybe...

@MrKi11a47

8 жыл бұрын

LOOOL

"With each subsequent transformation, I, I grow ever more confident with my tentacles."

@Blight32

4 жыл бұрын

Hentai be like:

@bowenjudd1028

2 жыл бұрын

@@Blight32, unfortunately, I only realized how wrong that could be and am scared of what SOE fanart exists.

Whenever i play black ops zombies, i feel like they make them play the map and tell them “Act like you were there”

1:36 he's invincible

Favorite quotes: 1:32 "Careful, these clothes are made by the finest tailors!" 1:36 "I'm invincible, I can't be vinced. I'm invincible, you- who's trying to vince me? ...Is vincible even a thing?" 17:38 "Perhaps we should direct our fire towards it's heads! The brain has to be in one of theeeem!" 17:48 "Kill it, KiLl iiit! Have we got any fire? Fire usually kills things! 😃" 18:03 "Grab some spill, fight your snapping jaws who begüùun. From whence or wheress you caaaaame!" 18:11 "Three heads like cerberus, tentacles like an octopus! Who.. Said beterpus?" 18:26 "Ooh. Are your sibling of the other one, here for revenGAY?" 25:30 "Perhaps, we may yet snatch victory from the jaws of defeat." 26:01 "I care not for money... Its- it's never made me happy..." 😳 There might be some spelling mistakes, sorry. 😐😔🤞

@Brandonlight1302

2 жыл бұрын

18:11 I love that line that’s so funny. Three heads, like Cerberus! Tentacles like an octopus! Ooo… Sebetopus!! 😂

@Brandonlight1302

2 жыл бұрын

27:46 I’ve fear we may have sealed our own fate and it’s- no not a very nice one fools with a.. blind to the jeweeellll! Uh oh well what can you do. What can you doooooo?

@karimdc7973

2 жыл бұрын

18:11 is “Three heads like cerberus, tentacles like an octopus… Ooo CERBERTAPUS! (a combo of cerberus and octopus 🤣)

9:08 when you pick up zombie blood on origins

There is literally a big section of Nero making constipation noises.... ...and I LOVE it!

@bowenjudd1028

2 жыл бұрын

And then Nero asking if he, himself, is okay.

"I'm invincible! I can't be vinced! I'm invincible! You... Who's trying to vince me? Is vincible even a thing?

"Are you the sibling of the other one? HERE FOR REVENGÈ?"

22:30 I always thought the game was lagging or there was something wrong in the voice recording room but I guess that’s how it was recorded

@bobtaylor412

2 жыл бұрын

Is he purring?

@rcr0066

2 жыл бұрын

Me too it sounds corrupted like midway through

"You've known that was coming, if you'd bothered to look at my CRYSTAL BAAALLSS"

My favorite quotes "kill it killllllll it"and "what's wrong with your face"

I love how he constantly shifts between normal talking and his dramatic stage voice.

WE CANNOT BLAME THIS CREATURE FOR ITS RUDE FOUL NATUUURREE LMAO

@yex3812

8 жыл бұрын

Thought it was for its own fawl nature

@MrBigshow234

8 жыл бұрын

Youssef Ibrahim I think it is lmao its till funny to me every time

@just__kidding

5 жыл бұрын

What does Imao means???

@spacewhale8279

5 жыл бұрын

Ayan Dilshad laughing my ass off.

@verycutetaco

4 жыл бұрын

Ayan Dilshad You were born yesterday didn’t you?

I swear, they just told him who his character was then told him to play the game.

25:08 “A place for everything and everything in its place, even…✨wOrMs✨.”

"I wasn't allowed gum as a child.." That quote brought me here.

They should have just called this character Jeff, cuz I mean lets be honest, that's who Jeff goldblum was REALLY playing when he did this voice lol

"you would have seen that happened if you would have bather to look at my crystal ball's" lol best line ever

@johnhajdo3167

8 жыл бұрын

16:58

Smiling the whole way through. Fucking great, so many good memories.

Jeff Goldblum did an amazing job really reminds of the original characters and how goofy and fun the lines are

Lol this is awesome love this make Jessica's and Jack I like hearing these quotes thanks so much! :-)

14:25 NO NO WE WILL NEVER GET A MOMENT TO OURSELVES

6:39 there you go I'm not afraid of a little BLOOD💀

"do we never get a moment to ourselves" "I've come to fahhh to give up naww" lmfaoo

@christopherpretorius1833

2 жыл бұрын

If come to far I LIKE THAT ONE

This is full of so many great quotes

One of my favorite quotes 1:34

Lol Nero is by far the funniest character in SOE.

He acts so calm and I love it

@Bl4ckberrium

Жыл бұрын

He sounds so silly at times too like KilL It KiLLl ItTT 😭 I love him lots

Favorite quote: “we cannot blame this creature! For its own FOUL NATURE” 17:44

13:52 DID HE JUST PURR WHILE TALKING TO JESSICA 😭😭

18:04

“Could you just not do that?!”

Nero is my favourite SoE character, as well as one of my favourite CoD characters in Zombies. Only problem is I NEVER PLAY AS HIM AT ALL WHEN I’M PLAYING ONLINE!!!!! I’ve only played as him 14 times since this game’s release, (yes, I’ve counted) He’s that rare, for me to play as him -_- I’m always: “YOU KNOW WHO HE IS!? HE’S JACKIE-FUCKiNG-V”

@user-uv4ub3is7s

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO, IKRR. Im always the "Gimme the MONEY!" Gal And, FLOYD, ANDD "IM JACKIE FUCKIINNGNG VINCET!!" LIKE PLSSS GIMME NERO.

@ablouseiv

Жыл бұрын

I play solo. Mostly Jackie, Floyd the least

It even says on the billboards, "Come see the Mysterious Magician Nero Perform his Magic tricks" btw, I 💖😆 Nero! the words are like really potentially and really high quality of the dialogue. lol and the "transmogrification"

I just found out the voice actor of Nero is the same as the actor for Malcom in Jurassic park

From 9:30 to 10:00 my family thought I was watching porn

@user-hk6yq1gv3j

8 жыл бұрын

fr 😂😂

@mellennia9

6 жыл бұрын

Mike r Only goldblum wouldn't burst out laughing while recording this.😂

@darkqwartzsytal834

3 жыл бұрын

Then after that Nero asks you "Are you okay?"

Maybe he meant Nikola Tesla instead of Nikolai since the next quote is POWER related

He is such a great actor!

am I the only one who loves this voice

@DEU9002

8 жыл бұрын

He has a low voice then a high voice every quote. He reminds me of my personality...goofy lol

@lexyhere4937

7 жыл бұрын

Gustavo Rivera i love it thats y hes my 1st on xbox one. Jessica my 1st on 360 bc quality. Look at jacky's face on 360 funny af u ppl will die

17:45

@randomemo5268

3 жыл бұрын

What does he say?

@umok2776

3 жыл бұрын

"we can not fail this creature, for it's own foul nature"

@umok2776

3 жыл бұрын

Or "kill it, KilL it!"

My favourite quote is (...THE BRAIN HAS TO BE IN ONE OF THEM) i dont know the beginning

@screenager5171

8 жыл бұрын

Perhaps we should direct our fire towards its heads... (17:38)

@yex3812

8 жыл бұрын

I actually didnt watch that long i just got it off the top of my head from playing the game but thx

No one: Nero: ThEse cLothEs ArE MadE bY ThE fiNeSt TaILoRs.

@umok2776

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO, yeah. He always says that when he gets hurt. Apparently, he cares more about his clothes 🤣

Jeff Goldblum really working it.

My favorite character to play as in Shadows.

Bro is yapping 😂

I feel like I am this man when I play zombies.

17:46 foul nature

27:46 I’ve fear we may have sealed our own fate and it’s- no not a very nice one fools with a.. blind to the jeweeellll! Uh oh well what can you do. What can you doooooo?

I love this guy

17:47 kill it kill it do we have any fire fire usually kills things

Such a good character

"I feel more comfortable with my tentacles now"

This is the kind of ASMR I like.

Nero reminds me of Richtofen. Like he is the Richtofen of this map

Nero is my favourite character

Jessica Rose: Nikolai + Richtofen Jack Vincent: Dempsey + Richtofen Floyd Campbell: Dempsey + Takeo Nero Blackstone: Takeo + Richtofen

I watched Jurassic Park I watched Thor Ragnarok And today i know that Jeff Goldblum is the VA of this character

Nero is funniest character ever

This man and his voice actor are ZADDY

does anyone notice he makes reference to thrashers and the bows

I love this guy 😂

Nero's singing is impressive.

Nero is my favorite character