37:10 "i wonder how good the crash physics are in this game?" *crashes into car* *tiny beep noise*

Right. Off to make MOAR videos. Oh and the Red Faction/Bully videos are private and REALLY close. Should be fun. You'll know who wins when the new series starts either tomorrow or the day after. :D Oh and a new tubecast later today! :D #somuchgoingon

@JackFoxtrotEDM

Жыл бұрын

Ahh... I miss the old days of KZread, don't you?

@bartholomewdan

Жыл бұрын

@@JackFoxtrotEDM Two people watching this video within 4 hours of each other is genuinely a surprise.

@JackFoxtrotEDM

Жыл бұрын

@@bartholomewdan It's not like we're the only ones who watch Dan's old videos, lol.

@scratchliquid1

Жыл бұрын

@@JackFoxtrotEDM im here too dont worry

Ingame date: August 27th, 2012 Upload date: August 26th, 2012 Me: *narrows eyes suspiciously at Dan the time traveller

@aliceford3692

8 жыл бұрын

It said August 25th

@p3nnycraft

8 жыл бұрын

+Alice Ford Ah, I didn't notice that part before, let me clarify the thing I was talking about. At 1:40 it does say August 25th 2012 below where Dan is typing in the company name. However, at the same time in the bottom-left of the screen it says 27/08/12 (August 27th 2012). Later in the video it even goes a day further into 28/08/12.

@TS4KT

8 жыл бұрын

Its because videos are never made on the day there recorded

@p3nnycraft

8 жыл бұрын

Tyler Scott True, but generally the recording date is _before_ the publishing date, not after. There's less time traveling needed that way. ;D

@Nathan-dm9wr

8 жыл бұрын

+Emily p3nnycraft the ingame time is way sped up

"Riding a haddock across a bed of icing sugar" Well that's a phrase I want to start using

Replies make people happy and that's what I do this whole thing for. :D

@mythbustersfan3456

Жыл бұрын

:D

@mtndew4746

Жыл бұрын

@@mythbustersfan3456 :)

"OMSI's lovely physics"? Yep, being able to launch a double decker bus into space by spawning it on a shed does seem more realistic than this.

@Manimal2222

10 жыл бұрын

OMSI not OMSI 2

@zacallen7995

10 жыл бұрын

Ah, my bad. Thought they would both have the physics engine used, but do still think that it is more realistic, and sadly not in a sarcastic way...

@devonhodges1466

3 жыл бұрын

Devon Bus

@devonhodges1466

3 жыл бұрын

Devon Bus

@devonhodges1466

3 жыл бұрын

Devon Bus

"Oh they'll live, unless I've killed them" Makes sense Dan!

0:53 - Nerdcubed 2012 - _"That's like the shittiest Destiny ever"_ 2014 - *Destiny* releases on PS4... ;-) Oh well, 'Dustbin Destiny' held the title for 2 years at least. _(not picking on the PS4, only Destiny)_

@vegisamalzero3681

7 жыл бұрын

picking on the ps4 is a destiny better then destiny

I have watched this video so many times and it just gets funnier each time. I love Nerd³ Simulators.

@Traindriver321

10 жыл бұрын

NEWS REPORT! Did YOU know theres an outside world!?!?! I DIDN'T!!!! SO LETS GO EXPLORING TO THIS NEW "OUTSIDE" WORLD! Caution! There is no save button or ESC button!

@PostalZimbabwe

9 жыл бұрын

I agree with you in more ways than one.

I will never not cry laughing at the bin that spins. I die every time I see it and watch this video. This is, by a large margin, my favorite of your video's.

Holy shit! DAN predicted the switching characters mechanic in GTA V! He's a wizard!!!

@LeXaTrOn28

8 жыл бұрын

+Arty Ivanenko IKR, he is a magician

@somebodynamedwyatt8425

8 жыл бұрын

+Arty Ivanenko Why do I think you said that Dan predicted the director mode in GTA V?

@pokemonfannursejoy3728

8 жыл бұрын

That's true GTA started in 2010 and they got the idea on multi characters from this except seeing changing with a wheel do 20 missions that's why it was delayed to 2013

@zampy_

8 жыл бұрын

GTA : SA started at 2003 and not only that other GTA Games were produced before that for GC or SSega

A garbage truck feels "rubbish?" I'd say they nailed it. :D

@Kilajs2

8 жыл бұрын

uhhhhhhhh

I do miss these simulator videos!

@nathancritchley6054

8 жыл бұрын

+GamingFreak I miss the old dan

@anthonycraig4699

8 жыл бұрын

+Nathan Critchley Why Dan is Dan he is still so fucking awesome.

@dangergamercfc-minecraftan534

8 жыл бұрын

I know

@qryto5939

7 жыл бұрын

yep

Imagine what that guy riding the back must be thinking.

@LeafShade

9 жыл бұрын

Phil has a name!

@zachanikwano

9 жыл бұрын

Leaf Shade ahdgnjk sorry to Phil I forgot

@thomassterckx549

9 жыл бұрын

zachanikwano Phill was a good man

@TheRaceAcer

8 жыл бұрын

+Max Motherfucking caulfield "was"

@joshuascott2864

8 жыл бұрын

Maverick: Still is a good man.

23:38 I’m in a tree. *smacks lips three times* Good thing I’m a koala

15:08 - just for my personal archive of best nerdcubed quotes

Who’s coming back in 2022 for the nostalgia?

@fredsmodelrailways9697

4 ай бұрын

2024 for me!

Remember when Dan apologized for swearing?

@michaelfreeman8835

9 жыл бұрын

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

@ScienceDiscoverer

9 жыл бұрын

+DoubleBrick Gaming Productions eh I loved that times :'(

@George_Azeria

8 жыл бұрын

But that was a joke.

@RobloxianUploader

8 жыл бұрын

Cool.

@finneganbyrne1012

8 жыл бұрын

+DoubleBrick Gaming Productions Yes

You didn't fool me with that helmet cam you were wearing! You were obviously driving a real garbage truck, on real roads, in a real city and trying to pass it off as a video game, sheesh.

Ultra realistic empty city.

@Tustin2121

4 жыл бұрын

This game was just predicting quarantine. Clearly it’s ahead of its time.

7:50 fence fence fence wall wall ITS ALL BLOODY FENCE

23:20 My favorite part lol

@speedwaynutt

Жыл бұрын

Rip Kevin Conroy Batsy will never be the same again

That building has a light post in it The crew 2: I'm in

Used to watch this video as a kid crazy it been 9 years

its the Spanish Inquisition, not the Space police.... NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

Dan trying to get out of the cemetery is big Top Gear energy

The "haMAZING" lives rent free in my head 24/7

Still waiting for delivery truck sim because I don’t care if it is the same as garbage truck simulator and tanker truck simulator I still want you to play them even if you won’t do it for those reasons I still want you to do it

Nostalgia anyone?

@legostopmotionfilms3759

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@flyingplanes3

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely!

@Dolne4

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS VIDEO!!! I AM OUTRAGED!!!! START A MOB AGAINST GOOGLE!!!!

34:53 all of the other bins: 🗑️ this one: 💃

"Was that bin the Taaaaardis?" Chuckling at that one.

"... emptying and compressing your load into the back of the truck." You really only need to change a single word in this for it to be really inappropriate.

@rorygraham2162

8 жыл бұрын

+Ani Ga im not sure you need to change any of the words at all actually :P

@BlaizeTheDragon

8 жыл бұрын

+Rory Graham "truck" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I love how KZread gaming thinks this is euro truck simulator 2 😂😂

I never get tired of these simulators. Cracks me up every time

Fence fence fence fence. It's all FENCE! I can't stop laughing in this part

It's amazing they could sell this as "2011". These are like 2003 graphics.

@DeathSlayer1337

7 жыл бұрын

this is an insult to graphics of 2003

@0xs

7 жыл бұрын

CS had the same graphics at the time.

what a Garbage Simulator! >:C

@Cade_The_Squirrel

9 жыл бұрын

Eeyup! :3

@Cade_The_Squirrel

9 жыл бұрын

***** meh... :/

@Cade_The_Squirrel

9 жыл бұрын

***** just something that happened irl...

@Cade_The_Squirrel

9 жыл бұрын

***** i think my boyfriend dumped me yesterday... idk tho...

@Cade_The_Squirrel

9 жыл бұрын

***** i dont even know what i did... i just hinted in a message to him that it was Valentines day, and he just deleted me from PSN Steam and blocked me on Facebook...

"everyone's just chucked away toilet seats and tea cosy's" LMAO Thanks for uploading.

Hi Dan, maybe you could try fishing trawler simulation or Ambulance simulator :) it would be fun to hear you're comment's about it :p

one thing nerd does best blowing speed restrictions

@FroggyBoyKermit

9 жыл бұрын

Nice anime creeper from Minecraft.

Dan's new videos get about 30000 views some rare good ones get about 500000 old videos: over 1 million your reboot has failed now Dan please come back :,(

@DumbdogsWin

8 жыл бұрын

Well, it was either that.... or he quit. I think you'd prefer he didn't quit.

@uberkatt8223

8 жыл бұрын

DumbdogsWin i liked the renoot at the begining but now its just plays and completes and his completes videos are the ones that dont gaet a lot of views. i miss hell and hates, those were my favorites. i dont know why but, seeing Dan play shitty games and rant about them is so fucking amusing.

@angrybidoof847

7 жыл бұрын

UberCat oh gee I wounder why a 4 year old video has more views than a recent video. It's like it's been around for longer or something

@DumbdogsWin

7 жыл бұрын

Angry Bidoof EXACTLY

@uberkatt8223

7 жыл бұрын

Angry Bidoof M8 i remember him getting more views pre reboot

haha i like how you laughing at 31:50, and when you say BOTH! Keep up the good vids!

Street lamps sticking out of buildings is actually a thing in Germany. But nah, it's more likely they just fucked up.

SAUSAGE!

51 minutes of pure joy:)

LOL XD 23:41 Nerd 3 said " Now I'm stuck in a tree,nom nom nom good thing I'm a koala." I nearly DIED XD ;3 have a good day

i just laugh throughout the whole of these videos, your reactions bloomin' hilarious!

OMG I GOT THAT MACBETH REFRENCE

They forgot the comma between garbage and truck

He is literally the lets player that swears the least of most of lets players in youtube

In psychology, procrastination refers to the act of replacing more urgent actions with tasks less urgent, or doing something from which one derives enjoyment, and thus putting off impending tasks to a later time

Hmm, well personally my favorite simulator will always be Euro Truck Simulator 2 -_- this game looks like GARBAGE

@Sharonpowe440

9 жыл бұрын

The developers of this game also made Euro Truck Simulator 2.

@NBKVamp

9 жыл бұрын

Are you serious....?

@IndieJonesGaming

9 жыл бұрын

shaun4225 no

@NBKVamp

9 жыл бұрын

haha no shit I knew he was joking about it being the same developer :P

@IndieJonesGaming

9 жыл бұрын

shaun4225 oh. Okay.

Maybe they titled the game after how rubbish it is.... Ironic game title?

Red Faction Guerrilla? Minecraft? Terraria? SNIPER ELITE?? YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!

Loved the "amazing!" Worms impression XD

GTA 5 is a better garbage truck simulator

@DaSuccster

10 жыл бұрын

***** Call of Duty is a wonderful garbage simulator. All of the features of looking at an item, realizing it's a piece of crap then throwing it into a grinder or burning barrel.

@PokemaniacKai

10 жыл бұрын

ImFatAndFunny Like, COD in general? I think MW3 was the best garbage simulator.

@DaSuccster

10 жыл бұрын

***** I do like the classics but I also love...was it Black Ops 1 that had that space part? I love 'good' Space in video games. That's the only reason I enjoyed Ghosts, sort of.. because I was in space. Dead Space 3 was a failure of a horror game but at least it was a fun segment being able to float around in space.

@007man23

10 жыл бұрын

ImFatAndFunny You should check out the game Starmade

@roryhg1495

10 жыл бұрын

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE HE IS RIGHT!

Trouerpfad is German for mourning path

15:02 "Amazing!" XD

The space police: a very undercover, extremely under wraps branch of the secret police.

DAN AND PHIL!!!!

@KirbyMario12345_939

8 жыл бұрын

Are nothing to do with this video!

@dexituspierce5267

8 жыл бұрын

+KirbyMario12345 the magniflorous guy who's playing this is named Dan ya and he named the guy in the back PHIL

@KirbyMario12345_939

8 жыл бұрын

+Manuel Prieto oh lol

@Butevv

8 жыл бұрын

+Manuel Prieto The Phandom is everywhere >3

@dexituspierce5267

8 жыл бұрын

MsButev I know :)

47:00 oh hell naw, combine all shit sims together into some kind of simulator world mmo? noooooo.

You haff violated die traffik rules FAR TOO OFTEN Herr Müllträgerfahrzeugfahrermann Nerd!

i love how he can even make a game about driving a garbage truck entertaining

This simulator is garbage

@CheeseburgerFreedomMan

9 жыл бұрын

T Volkmann This pun stinks

This is a GARBAGE truck simulator

@oscarbristow1763

7 жыл бұрын

LOL

@devilsfancolin5070

7 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lynleybellingham4779

7 жыл бұрын

LOL

@zausberg575

7 жыл бұрын

no pun intended xD

@ESSAErin

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

this is the video I watch whenever im drunk, it took me 5 times to write this.

You know your bored when you start dancing with the trash can.

I wasted almost an hour of my life watching this. :/

@computerboy56

10 жыл бұрын

Time spent wisely

@freddiejohnston2637

10 жыл бұрын

The docter

@thescreamingderp4005

10 жыл бұрын

***** this guy ^

@BigBlackGlock

10 жыл бұрын

OBJECTION!!! You wasted 51:01 minutes.

@computerboy56

10 жыл бұрын

LoneStarCBR500 He said almost an hour so he's still correct

Dustbin destiny is the worst? Bungie's Destiny is the worst. (6/10 -IGN)

-Cries softly into your shoulder- (This just got weird.)

this game is a disk that you have to buy, however there is a link to the site that sells it in the description.

this game is garbage

I guess you could say it's a pretty GARBAGE truck simulator! Eh? Eh? I'll see myself out...

I like how he's like "Dee-poh"... then he thought "Oh wait, I'm English"... Depp-oh.

im already stressed at him missing the gate a few times at the begining haha

Loved the Cameron Frye voice :p

Farm Simulator gets points for the humour of its glitchy crash physics

The way he said "amazing" at 15:02 makes me wonder what his vocal chords are made of...

Haha I love your Morcambe and Wise joke :D

Is there a simulation for everything? Next thing you know, there'll be another called "Make a Sandwich Simulator".

Purposly playes a SIMULATOR and then complains cause he "didnt know there was a speed limit" lol

Enter instruction: "Quit and destroy game"

Where did this craze start and where do these games keep coming from? o_O

I now kind of want to try riding a haddock over a bed made of icing sugar.

I don't think you pointed out that no matter how far you are from the truck the idling sound remains the same.

34:02 Hahahaa, Dan,you should sing more, it's very enjoyable :D

Dan calls his fans procrastinators because if you're on KZread, you're likely to be procrastinating. That's when you put things off.

2:56 *black character on screen* “And that’s annnNNN….”

@andrewmpachetti

Жыл бұрын

He’s not racist

I figured it out, this game is garbage truck sim, but it was not meant to simulate collecting garbage, but to simulate a truck simulator that was garbage

You'd think Phil would ride in the cab for such a long journey

Sitting on a rocky cliff, while smoking a Cuban Cigar Simulator 2013

what was wrong with the animations on the truck when the thing was going up and down? looked pretty good to me. i doupt the real truck model has like a ton of fancy cogs and stuff that all spin while its lowering and raising lol

NEVER THROW A DISC IN THE MICROWAVE!!! IT WILL KILL YOU! THAT SENTENCE FREAKED ME OUT!

Roadside Trash-Stabbing Simulator 2013! :O That would be so fun.

Homeless Man Simulator 2013 This game include's: Piss on your shoes using mouse controls! Steal an old ladys purse! Create your own cardboard house or garbage bin! Steal your very own trolley! And a stunning city made in 3D! Find some other homeless men and steal their beer! Steal your very own food! Run from cops! Get arrested! Go to jail! Fly a plane! Create your farm! Mind your crop! Buy your very own tractor! Basically thats how the company that made farm simulator will do it...

Loving the Morecambe & Wise reference :)

This was the first Nerdcubed video I ever saw, and have been a fan ever since. I'm pretty sure he wasn't even halfway to a million subs at the time. Ah, memories...

I love how there are only 4 videos about garbage truck simulator.

can i say i love the fact that you act like the top gear guys!!