“I just wrote ‘pens’” gets me EVERY TIME

@emviolxt

4 ай бұрын

SAME it's hysterical 😂

The one where he wrote ‘little pens’ as part of the quote has been giving me free serotonin for ages! It’s so relatable that we get distracted when writing and put down what our brains are processing at that moment! Neil must be protected. And the pens as well, I suppose. 🤣

@mooglenort3570

4 ай бұрын

this situation happened to me with another va lol, it was so sweet

"Bastard Judas pen" is now part of my vocabulary, thank you Neil lol. I understand the pen rage well.

@emviolxt

4 ай бұрын

😂 It's not even the first time he's said it! I need to make a second part haha

This gives me very strong "Crowley intimidating his plants" vibes

@cloudscovermyflaws

4 ай бұрын

Good omens mentioned oh my god YESSSS

@inserttitlehere9713

4 ай бұрын

He even says "I put the fear of ink in it" 😭

@colastessier

4 ай бұрын

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE

"I don't enjoy provoking the pens." The Astarion laugh says otherwise my guy.

I'm imagining a whole sea of fallen pens off camera in Neil's house.

this just in: british man struggles with writing utensil

him saying ""OBEY"" TO THE PEN HAHAHA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, HE'S THE BEST HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET

The sheer quantity of pen spirits on Neil place is terrifying XDDD

Gonna show up to a Con one day with a basket of just pens so he never has to suffer their betrayal again.

i don't think i've ever seen neil where a sleeved shirt in my life

@ameliabrittain3689

4 ай бұрын

And good for him.

I hope people see this video and start sending him loads of pens.

You know it's gonna be a good video when it starts with Neil saying "obey". 🥵🤣

"He is smarter than he looks!" made me LOL 😂 what a selfburn

The editing is a chef’s kiss on top of the usual Neil’s chaotic fun 🤌🤌

@emviolxt

4 ай бұрын

Thank you so much! I appreciate it ☺💫

if i got the autographed Astarion with the pen quote i could then die a happy human haha

@emviolxt

4 ай бұрын

Honestly same, such a unique print! 🙏

@SiouxsieSiouxFan555

4 ай бұрын

It’s funny but it literally makes NO SENSE whatsoever

Somewhere, someone has a voodoo doll of him holding a pen with a pin in the pen. He’s pen-cursed now.

...y'know, they used to make quills out of goose feathers? Maybe it's Goosestarion draining the pens dry or breaking them

I feel like sending him a link to one of the KZread artists’ “testing every white pen” videos 😂 I forget which were good.

He doesn't enjoy tormenting the pens...😌😶

@emviolxt

5 ай бұрын

Of course not 👀😂

i've been watching his streams for months now and i still have no idea why he doesn't simply get a different brand of pen that won't do that 😂

@greeneyesgirl467

4 ай бұрын

They look like paint pens...maybe it's just the nature of them? Haha also most of the trouble comes from when it starts running out of ink lol

As an Artist, this video speaks to me on a personal level.

Drinking game: take a shot every time he says Pen. Aaaaand dead. 😂

@emviolxt

4 ай бұрын

Yeah definitely not a good idea 😂

He's so adorable omg I love him ❤

The ever-growing Pen Graveyard, courtesy of one Neil Newbon 😅

The writing little pens is the relatable adhd moment.

It would be a dream to meet this man irl, I just wish he could be at a ComicCon near me 😢 He’s so freaking relatable and omg I love him so much he must be protected at all costs

Thank you for this compilation it must have been a lot of work and it was v fun

@emviolxt

4 ай бұрын

Thank you so much, I appreciate it. I really enjoy editing these! ☺💫

The editing was very funny haha great job!

@emviolxt

4 ай бұрын

Thank you so much, I appreciate it! 😊

Thank you for compiling this!

@emviolxt

4 ай бұрын

No problem at all, I really enjoy editing and sharing the chaos from Neil's streams 😊 Thank you for watching! 💫

what a STRONG way to open a video I'm so here for it

"you bastard Judas pens" lmao

If I knew where to send it, I'd make an Astarion hand-painted resin pen and send it for him lmao

Just the most perfect human 🖤

ahahahah i love the pen battles!

@emviolxt

5 ай бұрын

Those pesky pens are always giving Neil trouble 😆!

@PuppyPawsGamingYT

4 ай бұрын

@@emviolxt they just wont obey him.

came back for some laughs! he never fails to make me laugh

As an artist, I am also cursed by disobedient pens.

Definately didn't have to read the title a second time because I was imagining another letter 😅

I want to know what brand of pens explode like that

@nunpho

4 ай бұрын

The kind that you abuse and slap off a table like Neil 😂

Imagine him trying to use fountain pens. I think he'll actually rage

No fr!!! Neil should collect all those fked up pens & sell or just gift them to fans. I know imma surely get one & put it in a stunning little box with a label saying "this pen has been held by The God of the Pens Neil Newbon"!! 😂 ❤❤❤

Such a national treasure XD

1:36 not him pulling a pic of himself

At some poindt during the video the word "pen" just started to sound wrong for no reason to me 😭

Someone get this man some posca pens 😂

The more I see his chaotic energy the deeper my crush gets

Watching this video days after I met him in person- he REALLY does have issues with pens! 😂

@yukihino235

4 ай бұрын

ЗАВИДУЮ

Now I want to know what kind of pens he is using.

MY LITTLE PENS

this man is awesome!

Maybe he should try a new brand of pens. Lol

Someone get this man some better quality pens stat!!!

….Curious and afraid to see what happens between him and pencils..

@emviolxt

4 ай бұрын

😆

OBEY

Im sad you didn't include the part about throwing against a wall on that first one 😅

The guyliner 😮‍💨❤️❤️

Obey 🫡

Don't leave me!

I swear to gods, Neil make me less straight with every video i see of him

@AA-cf4es

3 ай бұрын

Good for you

@ArDeeMee

Ай бұрын

The true LGBT+ agenda. =P (Also, everyone‘s had gay thoughts at least once in their life. Humans are naturally curious, intelligent and experimental. It doesn’t make you not-straight.)

WHAT IN THE HELLS IS HE DOING WITH THE PENS?

I think you would only want to visit, Neil's mind, not live there... Lol 🪄🧝🏻‍♀️✨Love U N.N. ✨💯🎩✨🌛✨ ❤️‍🩹🗡️🗡️ 🩸

trying to find some MTGxBG cards to send to Neil. i’m trying to find duplicates of the characters from BG3 , one for me and one for Neil. if i come across a lot of Astarion ones… well you know who will get them!

В этой войне не будет победителя😆😆😆 у самурая нет цели, только путь.

I love that this has happened so many times you were able to make a compilation