When you got shows like Neil Hamburger in them, you can't lose!

@elektriccobra

4 жыл бұрын

haha, one of my favorite lines

@hankworden3850

2 жыл бұрын

Hey that's that line with Tom Cruise in it!

@chatsidefires

Жыл бұрын

I am conflicted every time a video of these guys has either a play on that or a comment about five bags. I want people to have fun, but it seems like a pretty constant joke in every Tim/Gregg/Neil video on KZread as the top comment, so it is Funny but when you scour the net for stuff it puts you in the position of seeing it a lot.

@bardsamok9221

Жыл бұрын

@@chatsidefires I like jokes, they make me laugh.

@chatsidefires

Жыл бұрын

@@bardsamok9221 Jokes make me laugh. People running seven year old jokes into the ground don't. How would you feel being Tim knowing people are going to quote one old joke for the rest of your life at the top of everything you ever do?

Gregg is hilarious. His character on On Cinema makes me laugh every time I think about him. I can't say how many times I've just started cracking up in my bed while trying to sleep because I thought of Gregg Turkington.

@ryandorman1574

4 жыл бұрын

I mean I’m a GreggHead like any other viewer should be, but I don’t get how that’s relevant? Maybe another TimHead is trying to slander Gregg without him being here to defend himself? This video is wholly unrelated to Gregg, who would never join Tim, the man who never talks about the Movies!!!

@JohnRBIV

4 жыл бұрын

I uh just figured out who Neil hamburger is after seeing every on cinema episode....shit

@antonisatwork

4 жыл бұрын

Totally unrelated since Gregg isn't in this show. It's Tim Heidecker, Vic Berger and Neil Hamburger here so am I missing something?

@jansenart0

4 жыл бұрын

Who the hell is Gregg Turkington?

@ZombieLincoln666

4 жыл бұрын

I usually just cry in bed because I wish I could wake up as someone else

Congrats Tim, Doug, and Vic on getting one of the awards that they give to these types of shows!

@janesmith1840

3 жыл бұрын

More than one, even

@diahreajones5256

3 жыл бұрын

Probably even more than, than even 2 even more than 2 awards maybe I bet. Awards they get they have you know an awesome show great job. 5 bags of popcorn and uh 3 cups of Neil's hair grease. Good stuff. Stuff is goooood amirighhhht?

neil is a treasure. i’ve heard that from multiple sources.

@janesmith1840

3 жыл бұрын

I've been advocating that for YEARS

@greglinsmythe3375

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been getting a lot of emails from people who are very happy with Neil and his segment on the show.

Ever notice that Gregg and Neil have never been in the same room at the same time. Must be because Gregg is usually at the VFA preserving these classic films

Someone should give Neil a job on the next GTA soundtrack.

@jbarbeau92

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit yes

@gloverelaxis

4 жыл бұрын

@THE TRUTH IS REAL RADIO TELEVISION i can't imagine being so stupid and reactionary that you think Grand Theft fucking Auto is "SJW"

@GyroZeppel

4 жыл бұрын

THE TRUTH IS REAL RADIO TELEVISION ya gta5 was only the highest selling form of entertainment in history, but gta6 will be trash...

@IONEYE

4 жыл бұрын

Hes in secret chiefs

@antonisatwork

4 жыл бұрын

@THE TRUTH IS REAL RADIO TELEVISION How would that happen? The creators are the complete antithesis of SJWs and will most certainly mock SJWs.

It’s kind of crazy when you think about it that Neil Hamburger precedes not only Tim and Eric and Tom goes to the mayor, but even Mr Show

“They don’t know how to cook a radish for instance.” Priceless

Tim is completely manic. He treats his co-worker Greg Turkington like an in-the-way stage prop, then he turns around and treats Mr. Hamburger, a taxi driver, like an esteemed gentleman. I just don't understand you, Tim.

@drobinson-uo7ic

3 жыл бұрын

It is so refreshing to find some Greggheads again

@CT-Records

3 жыл бұрын

"On location," my dudez!

@jackjohnson5714

Жыл бұрын

Gregg is a career criminal, it's understandable

@CT-Records

Жыл бұрын

@@jackjohnson5714 You're right. Maybe they see a little more eye-to-eye.

@bardsamok9221

Жыл бұрын

Hamburger is a working stand up comedian, who are all esteemed gentlemen, regardless of their ability to cook a radish / cookie through their stupid addiction.

"Neil Hamburger is a really good funny-man" -Sun Tzu

@bardsamok9221

Жыл бұрын

"Neil Funnyburger is a really good ham-man" -Sun Tzu Pork Products

Neil indirectly complaining about how comedians like him suck is just so brilliantly executed. Even Tim can't resist laughing.

come to think of it I've never seen Neil Hamburger and Greg Turkington in the same room

@oknow8267

4 жыл бұрын

It is well known in Hollywood circles that they despise each other. Something went south on a production deal, Gregg did some shady business.

@JoeCorneli

4 жыл бұрын

God no!

@chrisknight3734

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah they aren't on speaking terms

@ghost__chips

4 жыл бұрын

I heard they don't get along, huge egos. Comedy buff vs. movie buff.

hamburger heads rejoice!

@lukeshippart4

4 жыл бұрын

Tripp Spencer heads rejoice!

@grunder37

4 жыл бұрын

I freak for Hamburger

@metrodonkey8093

4 жыл бұрын

​@chim choo ree great to see another marble buff in tim/cinema/turkington land

@chaotickreg7024

4 жыл бұрын

@@metrodonkey8093 There must be something going on in the algorithm. I just came from another video that showed RN3's big rally victory.

Mr Hamburger, your insights on sidewalk corn nuts changed my life ❤ t

Saw him before a Mr Bungle gig in 2000. Some great RHCP material in there at the time.

@fourscoreand9884

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, that is so funny. What did they play?

@alexanderbiehl6979

4 жыл бұрын

Love mr bungle and love gregg

@chor-danpiotyrsohn3730

4 жыл бұрын

Gregg was Mr. Bungle's tour manager . Also look up Mr Bungle beef with RHCP.

@ITI-xi5zx

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. bungle! nice reference

@ZombieLincoln666

4 жыл бұрын

Chor-Dan Piotyrsohn No fucking way.. What a small world

I'm hearing all this second hand

"a radish, for instance"

I needed some Neil in my life. Greetings from The Netherlands.

@lennartvdheijden

4 жыл бұрын

Mee eens

@DJSamsonofficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@NobodyCaresALot lik men bruine anjer

@Iwatchedyouchains

2 жыл бұрын

We're not talking about where we're from right now

Neil's sources are like money in the bank. So pre-congratulations Tim and crew!

@bardsamok9221

Жыл бұрын

Now that's a saliva inducing product line! 💦

Doug being a good lil puppy holding back on his droppings to keep the air clean for us to eat up some prime prime Hamburger

I give Neil's call in 5 backs of popcorn 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 and maybe a little hamburger 🍔 because I think Neil did a really good job staying on topic.

I don’t know how to cook a radish either. Could we get a cooking segment going over some basic radish handling??

Gregg is like Tim in that he can adlib go on about anything and it's hilarious and it works. On cinema is some of the funniest shit I've seen.

I feel like Neil has brought up these “awards” more than once, unless I’m watching this for a second time

Hey Guys

Oh my fucking god. I just realized Neil Hamburger is Greg Turkington.

my first time seeing Mr. Hamburger was when he emceed the FNM reunion shows in 2010. Tim, Neil, and Mike Patton would be the three people I'd wanna have dinner with.

No Crrrrrraaaannnnberry sauce...

The guy that does the David Lynch impersonation. Get the guy that does that David Lynch impression. Get 'em in there. Go get 'em. Please. I'm beggin' ya, here. I will die.

You definitely don't wanna touch a microphone after one of the Doobie Brothers.

This is amazing. I can't believe you got Neil Hamburger on here. There's nothing he says that isn't absolutely true.

Are you live often? When I was in highschool I bought seasons 1 & 2 of your show on my iPhone 1. I love you pep pep. Plibt.

This is gonna make international headlines

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a saber tooth tiger?

@nicholasbyram296

4 жыл бұрын

An extinct fingerer?

@ElusiveDirtyd

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

@shizukaPNW

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoo i love that joke

Neil is the best. I miss poolside chats.

I was counting the minutes until he mentioned the Doobie Brothers.

i love you neil hamburger

neil hamburger is my hero . He tells it like I want it to be

@Travybear1989

Жыл бұрын

sorry i am drunk but i hate them

Listening to Neil's spiels had me laughing harder than I have laughed in literally 18 years.

I'm sure that my sources are correct.

Gregg rolls up says run time of Airport 79

i love that neck sock

I’d really like to see Neil appear as a guest on On Cinema. I think he’d get along well with Greg.

@broom441

3 жыл бұрын

I’d like to see Gregg review the 1992 classic “Hijinx” starring Robert Duvall, Shelley Long, and Bette Midler as the Ringmaster.

Hey guys!

HEY GUYS

Haha and he calls KISS CYST!

I really hate when Amazon runs out of chocolate chip cookies.

@Travybear1989

Жыл бұрын

i hate it when they run out of nacho cheese doritos i literal live of them

Office Hours for Oscer!

@drumdude123

3 жыл бұрын

Office Hours for Gremmy!

Wait is this the guy from Entertainment?

NEIL HAMBURGER!

Saw these two derelicts at the Verde Club in SF. It was a real hoot

Neil Hamburger, is that guy still around? Last I heard, he was left for dead in Malaysia..

This should have you getting flooded with fan mail.

Finally

cornnut lol

I wanted the interview to be way longer for some reason.

Raise a glass #hamburgerheads !

What the fuck is this hidden gold.

I saw Neil open for Puscifer

What's the track during opening of video? Thanks

This host guy is a shoe in for the Steve Bannon biopic

Duncan Trussell was supposed to be in this episode but there were tech diffs and the didn't end up interviewing him. I wonder if Neil's complaints about the pot-addicted comedians was intended to be a jab at Duncan Trussell. I'd love to see Neil Hamburger on the Duncan Trussell podcast.

It is true when they say psychopaths wear bowties. Lol.

Neil hamburger is jesse ventura w/ dentures

That head looks faxed.

This advice is worth five bags of popcorn, Gregg ....err Neil.

This is much better than when he was on Greg Gutfield’s show

America's Funnyman

I got a postcard from Neil last week. Lol An Anonymous friend sent it to me and I still can't figure out who it was.

This is gold!!! I love Neil Hamburger, check the shout out from him on my page

oh man hamburger is the bestest!!!

Gregg Turkington

I got a flappy face

I don’t know if I should ask this but it’s a serious question did Neil Hamburger invent the hamburger or was he just named after it.

Pickle Potato

hope yer banking jokes!!

Can’t cook a radish

It’s too bad that Neil isn’t just handed the helm for at least half of every one of these podcasts. His jokes age like a fine cigar snuffed out and put in tin foil for a year in garage and found while searching for tools to liquify the family after smashing them to bits with a steel toe boot. Light it up and remember better times. #giveneilthepodcast

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What can I say 8:10...

You've heard of Neil Hamburger, but have you heard of Phil Hotdog?

@darkscribblings

3 жыл бұрын

I'm more of a Charles Cuttlet guy

Gene Simmons is getting to look like Ayn Rand a bit more everyday. Next he will wear course, horse haired sofa jackets and chain smoke discount mentholated cigarettes.

I came up with a standup routine about covid19 but I can't perform it because everything's closed

Q: is it socially acceptable to hide neck chins with scarves now?

@mavisbavis

4 жыл бұрын

Amelia Fart says so

He should costar with Chip Chipperson

The hamburger family is very like um cook. Codeine and hamburgers. Morphine comics. Yeaauuuooopeeeeddderr$$$$$$$$$ I'm rich. Yo.

To the person doing the sound effects over Neil's bits; just stop. It's not adding anything, in fact it's distracting. It's also Hack Radio 101, so do yourself a favour and eliminate that from your repertoire.

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You guys should get jobs.

@opaljk4835

4 жыл бұрын

Edward Simmonds you should get a blob

Dreadful.

Hey guys!