Poland : _You call it Doomsday. I call it Partition Prevention._

@turczyn2000

2 жыл бұрын

That one is actually really accurate and funy xD

@piratedgenes

2 жыл бұрын

lel

@jakub2088

2 жыл бұрын

You can't engage in partition of nuclear wasteland, so yes. Pretty accurate

@Lawbringer.

2 жыл бұрын

Putin : I call it Special Earth Annihilation Operation

@hamzamahmood9565

2 жыл бұрын

We are not the same

Poland is just standing there... menacingly.

@Erfierazgzb0ss4u

2 жыл бұрын

When your guard is down i think we'll both agree.

@kacperwoch4368

2 жыл бұрын

@@Erfierazgzb0ss4u violence breeds violence

@methodman6725

2 жыл бұрын

Now we know why hitler invaded ! Lmao jk

@OST1350

2 жыл бұрын

@@kacperwoch4368 but in the end it has to be this way

@ptp432

2 жыл бұрын

@@OST1350 I’ve carved my own path

France: we will not die for Poland. Poland: yes, you will.

@Sephiroth391

2 жыл бұрын

Fair

@Jacobtheguy

2 жыл бұрын

1939 edition: France:we will not die for Gdańsk. Germany:yes,you will

@hamzamahmood9565

2 жыл бұрын

France should be the first to die in any war. They will surrender before Ukraine does

@hehenoelo4858

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jacobtheguy France didn't die even for Paris during ww2 xD

@Saw321lol

2 жыл бұрын

@@hehenoelo4858 France won't die even for France!

To put this into perspective: more people would die in a nuclear exchange in the time between breakfast and lunch than both world wars combined

@James-cb7nb

2 жыл бұрын

Both world wars? More like all wars in the history of humanity

@extremistterrorist

2 жыл бұрын

@@James-cb7nb not that much

@Dhjdhebdaish

2 жыл бұрын

@@James-cb7nb you’re forgetting all of the Chinese civil wars

@unnameduser5647

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dhjdhebdaish and the 30 years war

@shanuz9886

2 жыл бұрын

@@James-cb7nb not really

America: So long as none of us invoke Article 5- Poland: I have done nothing but invoke article 5 for 3 days.

@VestinVestin

2 жыл бұрын

_"You told me to!"_

@linkholder

2 жыл бұрын

YOU DID WHAT?!

@ukaszstepien419

2 жыл бұрын

Relax guys what is the point of alliance to not use It from time to time

@ethelg.1182

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry, I'm not keen on the topic and currently in Poland, what did Poland do?

@ukaszstepien419

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethelg.1182 global understanding is that Poland is currently the most vocal about suppresing russian aggression as much as possible

the most terrifying meme of the period

@Flourre

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@BearOldcastle

2 жыл бұрын

"We all joked Poland can into space, until they did."

@SobaYatai

2 жыл бұрын

@@BearOldcastle ayo.. dont scare the shit out of me i just made this just an hours ago kzread.info/dash/bejne/dWh7r5SpZ7izeLQ.html

@kiro2693

2 жыл бұрын

Most terrifying meme to date

@sampletext3433

2 жыл бұрын

@@kiro2693 you are most likely right, furthermore supported by the fact that probably because this could happen any moment and it's not joking around anymore, it's more of a nervous laughter.

A song with a Hungarian name, composed by a French Muslim, for a game developed by Russians and published by Australians, has now become embedded in the collective consciousness as the Article 5/World War III/nuclear annihilation theme. The reality continues to be stranger than fiction.

@Mandemon1990

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, this song plays when shit goes absolutely wrong in the game, when you are fighting a force that far outnumbers you and your chance of victory is functionally zero... or you resort to use of nuclear weapons.

@quaza8515

Жыл бұрын

what game is this soundtrack from?

@Mandemon1990

Жыл бұрын

@@quaza8515 Highfleet. Song is Tanc A Lelek

@kieronwong223

Жыл бұрын

Nuclear anihilation now has a theme song... 2022 ppl

@tamamonomae7465

Жыл бұрын

@Mandemon1990 hit the nail right on the head.

For any interested: The Song is "Tanc a Lelec" from the game Highfleet, which, coincidentally, allows you to escalate into total nuclear war if you feel the enemy has bullied you enough.

@txernoalpha3223

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the song

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."

@overloader7900

2 жыл бұрын

Me when play tetris for as long as possible

@comrademoshi1028

2 жыл бұрын

nice reference

@JustDaveIsTaken

2 жыл бұрын

New zealand and switzerland are chilling lol

@Csaszarcsaba1

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustDaveIsTaken Switzerland is probably not chilling after the 1st few strikes, but I can guarentee you that not even new zealand is chilling after that nuclear winter.

@artificerdrachen6908

2 жыл бұрын

That's the thing, it's the only game you can still lose by not playing simply because everyone else lost.

RISE, SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE COUNTRIES IT'S OUR TURN TO RULE THE WORLD *dies from cancer and/or famine *

@UwU-xk5cx

2 жыл бұрын

We need to get china involved in this and then the third world will rule supreme

@darklizard45

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget our current goverments are so shit they will collapse the first year.

@hajjmaxime1932

2 жыл бұрын

sukarno shall rise from the grave and unite the third world

@justuskruse8268

2 жыл бұрын

*laughs in burnt skeleton*

@antienoob

2 жыл бұрын

Thus Australia automatically becomes the defacto new England.

This aged like fine *fucking* wine.

Poland, what are you ready to sacrifice? Yes

@Casual2270

2 жыл бұрын

Poland: This time I’m taking all of you with me

@5000mahmud

2 жыл бұрын

The Great Trial awaits

@toasty6570

2 жыл бұрын

@@5000mahmud *sacred war plays at earrape volume*

@qbk00

2 жыл бұрын

Poland: civilisation itself

@Robertslawno

2 жыл бұрын

Everything

"Zaaranżujmy lekki trolaż"

@kapibarek4897

2 жыл бұрын

xD

@HusieK576

2 жыл бұрын

xD

@sergiusz3889

2 жыл бұрын

xD

@TheZerken

2 жыл бұрын

xD

@Casual2270

2 жыл бұрын

xD

As a polish person i can confirm; we do a fine amount of trolling.

@Steel-toad-Jack

2 жыл бұрын

The sun is about to crest the horizon on all corners of the globe

@fluffypotato2255

2 жыл бұрын

Trolling is an understatement

@Szerdjel

2 жыл бұрын

@@fluffypotato2255 furry detected, opinion rejected

@fluffypotato2255

2 жыл бұрын

@@Szerdjel women deflectors activated

@GhostOfDamned

2 жыл бұрын

Average amount of tomfoolery

Just in case anyone thinks this is just a funny meme, do yourself a favor and look into how often Poland has lost and regained its independence. If there is any country who will trigger article 5 at the slightest hint that shit is coming their way, it is Poland. And I dont blame them either.

@talibaninternetexplorer

2 жыл бұрын

Poland got invaded a bunch but only occupied twice. History is funny when you zoom out

@pffpffovich2398

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, from historical perspective, i can't blame Poland even for starting literal apocalypse.

@Haos666

2 жыл бұрын

@@talibaninternetexplorer Twice by Russia. For the longest part - it was over 120 years. It is been said that from now on Poland will always stay on maps, even if it's on the last maps humanity will ever draw.

@talibaninternetexplorer

2 жыл бұрын

@@Haos666 Yeah, but Poland was given to russia. russia didn't fully conquer it.

@nooneasked726

Жыл бұрын

I mean...👀

China, wondering where all their clients and customers went: 👁👄👁

@ekszentrik

2 жыл бұрын

Then they have a 5 year plan where they to explain Wee Ni Puh "sir, our crops are growing as literally grass. They are literally below fodder-grade. Humans can not survive on these. We can not import. From where? The world is gone. We can not shift the northern wheat to the southern rice paddies fast enough. Hundreds of millions of Chinese will die in the next two-three years. I conclude my 5 year plan.""

@anasqader3851

2 жыл бұрын

@Your local doujindealer Xi Jinping will transform into Mao Zedong

@filipedias7284

2 жыл бұрын

Can't rule the world with no world left bam foiled at last

@deeperthantheabyss624

2 жыл бұрын

@@ekszentrik we're asians as long as there's RICE we will RISE (Maybe not for China since im pretty sure they'd get nuke too and Japan and India)

@verneo1

2 жыл бұрын

@Your local doujindealer Nah, more like very bad monday, tho this monday would go for few dozens weeks :^)

"Balance as long as you can, and when it's no longer possible, set the world on fire" - Józef Piłsudski Marshal of Poland

@wilhelmvonhohenzollern6582

2 жыл бұрын

damn did he actually say that?

@ukaszwalczak1154

2 жыл бұрын

@@wilhelmvonhohenzollern6582 Probably-

@kacperzimowski4626

2 жыл бұрын

What? Did he really say that????

@decp12

2 жыл бұрын

@@kacperzimowski4626 yes

@igotchuoncamera3012

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that one of the quotes used in the loading screens of medieval total war 2

This is no longer hypothetical, we are in actual happening territory.

@OhNotThat

Жыл бұрын

Time for Poland to send 2 missiles "accidentally" into Kalingrad.

So we're all here, huh?

@sanczu459

Жыл бұрын

yeah

@RCmaniac667

Жыл бұрын

First thing that popped to mind

@nexstbob6911

Жыл бұрын

Not for long

@zanesc01

Жыл бұрын

i'll se you lads in Moscow

I find this situation odd considering China, India, and the other non European nuclear powers don't do anything. We all know that casualties would rise ridiculously higher when the bombs fall there

@AaronBiswas

2 жыл бұрын

Why should they? It's a good opportunity for them with the destruction of the west China can trap them with their loans just like America did after ww2.

@vedsingh2108

2 жыл бұрын

@@AaronBiswas There won't BE a west left for china to do anything with. China itself will be reduced to a backwater

@vedsingh2108

2 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Jika nuclear war would have adverse effects on the world and end the global economy

@AaronBiswas

2 жыл бұрын

@@vedsingh2108 abee pagal hai kya China neutral hoga iss war mein

@AaronBiswas

2 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Jika india is long way from becoming a superpower my friend.

Imagine bullying a country so much to the point they're willing to end the world in retaliation.

@It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine ending the world over territory. Don’t get it twisted, Putin has no right to do this. Nobody does.

@N7-WAR-HOUND

2 жыл бұрын

You can only bruise the quiet kid so much

@providedyeti1518

2 жыл бұрын

I hope u don’t mean Russia getting bullied

@redreaper5083

2 жыл бұрын

ikr

@thequant2817

2 жыл бұрын

@@providedyeti1518 but it constantly is lol. While Poland is just western mate all the way, until it comes to profit 🗿

15th of November 2022 "The Stray Rockets Incident"

Nice knowing you boys. This actually became a reality.

@orb5045

Жыл бұрын

Memes are real… if only 100 mill dies instantly, probably billions will die from radiation exposure. The whole planet will have toxic air, get yourself access to a bunker and buy gas masks and food. 😂

GG, it was nice living at the same time as you all

@gansrusish4729

2 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@sr7129

2 жыл бұрын

See you in the wastes bro

@AParticularlyConcernedCitizen

2 жыл бұрын

"Nice" is such a strong word for it.

@timetraveler7

2 жыл бұрын

Cant wait to be reduced to ashes

@obbya3767

2 жыл бұрын

Well, that's a lot of likes.

In this scenario, France is much akin to that little dog in the burning house emphasizing how this is just fine...

@Jieisho

2 жыл бұрын

Same with the swiss

@Jieisho

2 жыл бұрын

Right i forgot, then, “only the swiss”*

@raphdu45

2 жыл бұрын

France is actually the best military of the continent and the third nuclear power world-wide.

@mitsuhaha5574

2 жыл бұрын

@@raphdu45 I wasn't exactly questioning France's place on the military & nuclear power leaderboard but rather commenting on how funny it is that the country doesn't get nuked at all in the video compared to neighboring nations.

@forceandbravoure

2 жыл бұрын

@@raphdu45 Calme toi stp il disait juste une blague pour détendre l'atmosphère.

15.11.2022 Russian rockets has fallen in Poland and killed 2 people Poland: IT'S TIME TO DO THE FUNNY

November 15th, 2022 gang here, ready to watch the world burn

@Soup_Time346

Жыл бұрын

Have some 🍿

“I mean 91 million ain’t that much” ~Poland Edit: to the amount of people replying “ThE NumBeRs ArE UnReAliStIc” or “ThAt’s JuSt ThE InItiAl AmoUnT Of DeAtHs”, it doesn’t matter. Whatever number you throw at Poland, Poland will just say “it ain’t that much”

@rbxless

2 жыл бұрын

"It's just a number" - Poland

@mikentoshmetr8792

2 жыл бұрын

146 milion ain't that much, right? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@BlackBull.

2 жыл бұрын

91 millions? Not good not bad

@OhNotThat

2 жыл бұрын

A small price to pay for salvation.

@Jan-cg1pq

2 жыл бұрын

Most people die within 3 hours to 3 weeks after the explosion. The Number of Deaths would rise to like a Billion or so

When you wake up and wonder why the sun rose at 8pm

@generalrubbish9513

2 жыл бұрын

People in Central Europe and the Balkans wondering why the sun is rising from every direction at once

@iplaygames8090

2 жыл бұрын

Me chling at the center of a new sun

@thepreacher7399

2 жыл бұрын

@@generalrubbish9513 Turns the entire population of the Balkans into blind schizophrenics

@freezefire8206

2 жыл бұрын

@@generalrubbish9513 and then dying from radiation few hours later

@bensput2471

2 жыл бұрын

yo who sleeps at 8pm tho

THE DAY HAS COME

That time has come again my friends

Unironically this is pretty much 90% what will happen in case of a nuclear attack by either side.

@azariahazariah4493

2 жыл бұрын

it’s actually far from it, I’m this scenario not a single Anti-air weapon is used on the Russian gravity bombers, not Russia nor America uses their anti-ballistic missile technology, and China and India don’t do anything despite them being nuclear countries, cringe

@ablacktemplar1971

2 жыл бұрын

@@azariahazariah4493 see you had a point... Till you written cringe at the end.

@nachoolo

2 жыл бұрын

@@azariahazariah4493 China and India (and Pakistan and Israel) will do jack shit on a nuclear exchange between Russia and NATO by the simple fact that they don't want to get nuked either.

@Rendact

2 жыл бұрын

@@ablacktemplar1971 cringe

@ablacktemplar1971

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rendact see now you had no point... Till you written cringe

This meme is just plain terrifying, even though article 5 is defense mechanism, it's something that'll make Russia respond offensively thus starting a war I wish not to see. I'm having some existential dread rn thinking about it.

@or-6354

2 жыл бұрын

If you had no exitential dread thinking about nuclear war, you should be liquidated for being a robot

@lordtoademort8124

2 жыл бұрын

@@or-6354 Personally I would like to see a nuclear war, as I love the bomb. What does that make me?

@or-6354

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordtoademort8124 Probably General Jack D. Ripper from Dr. Strangelove, cut it with the medicinal alcohol tho

@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod

2 жыл бұрын

If it helps, its highly unlikely that a nuclear exchange occurs between the two sides for obvious reasons. But... You never know.

@lum26akua28

2 жыл бұрын

Fearing nuclear war is as pointless as fearing death for the common folk.

"The clock strikes midnight on 11th of April 2022. The future is so bright my friends. You won't even need to open your eyes to see it." I am terrified by this description.

Today Poland might trigger it

As an Austria, I would like to ask our Swiss friends if we could pool our budget together to disable the nukes targeting Stuttgart, Milan and Venice, just to limit our radiation exposure in the feudal post-war society....

@afdalridwan3813

2 жыл бұрын

We can not lose competition beetwen habsburg and ottoman in the future, yeah the monarchy still had high percentage to rule back if nuclear oblast happen tomorrow Ain't that beautiful number, lose monarchy 100 years ago just to go back 100 years later

@dariogreggio7981

2 жыл бұрын

i'm italian and i would be pissed to die because of some polish/american/russian mfer who can't keep his greasy fingers off a red button

@aidanmattson681

2 жыл бұрын

Buy THAAD systems (sponsored by Lockheed Martin)

@11Survivor

2 жыл бұрын

As an Alsatian We gotta get that Alemannisch-Austro-Bavarian Nuclear defence plan going haha

@perotekku

2 жыл бұрын

>Implying China wouldn't just move into the vacuum of a nuked Europe/America

It is intimidating, how Tanc a Lelek became the soundtrack for 2022.

@fruffy3220

2 жыл бұрын

Seeing such a great song from a great game get so much attention is awesome. But damn I didn’t want to see it be appropriate for geopolitics.

@GhostOfDamned

2 жыл бұрын

The ending song

@funkiestcord67

2 жыл бұрын

yep

Welp. Here we are!

This is it boys ! See you on the other side !

Now this is in keeping with the source material. Highfleet teaches you one thing above all else; do not be the first to push the nuclear button. You cannot put the genie back in the lamp.

@astillia6073

2 жыл бұрын

The Gathering be like: Grand Duke found the Nuke Pile, now lets kill everyone

@daikucoffee5316

2 жыл бұрын

The first strike side has a strategic advantage

@thennoth2860

2 жыл бұрын

@@daikucoffee5316 And? They die either way so just don't do it at all.

@brysiek5579

2 жыл бұрын

@@daikucoffee5316 not when it's about atomic bombs

@outboardgull5285

2 жыл бұрын

@@daikucoffee5316 strategic advantage to rule the rubble and brave a Nuclear Winter? ☢️ 🥶 ☢️❄️ Nobody wins a nuclear exchange, ideally we would create a world like the one gamers did in MGS V, where the whole in-game world disarmed & destroyed their nukes

could be worse; there's way less casualties than I thought and it directly hit Białystok, the shitty part of my family lives there

@ernestorivas3764

2 жыл бұрын

Well, in the scenario shown, China and North Korea didn't got involved. If they involved in nuclear war between Russia and NATO, the inmediate casualties would increase dramatically

@PolishGod1234

2 жыл бұрын

Milky Golem himself lives in Białystok, so the city is save

@dytiscusmarginalis8443

2 жыл бұрын

​@@PolishGod1234 wait, who's milky golem??

@PolishGod1234

2 жыл бұрын

@@dytiscusmarginalis8443 Krzysztof Kononowicz. Lives in Białystok Szkolna street house number 17. A powerful swine, and defender of Podlasie, he himself said he's the Jesus Christ who came back from heavens, as well as grandson of Piłsudzki, so he must be pretty powerful.

@dytiscusmarginalis8443

2 жыл бұрын

@@PolishGod1234 ohh right!! I forgot about him! Yea he's basically doctor manhattan and he's best friend with the most famous Polish Major. This duo can stop any invading army and they are immune to nuclear weapons

*Laughs* *in* *Article* *5* *casualty* Imagine that after the cold war and the fall of the USSR, Poland has been researching anti-nuke technologies and shit for surviving a nuclear winter. And after they pop out the big 5 they invade the wasted ruins hit by nukes. That would be a cool idea for a video game.

@finlandball1939

2 жыл бұрын

Until they have to face the hyper-advanced Swiss European order. Lmao cursed alliance. Don’t forget the Scandinavians too. They have quite the affinity for dark and cold weather. I’d recon they would survive. Especially if Finland and Sweden manage to stay neutral.

Who is here after Russia fired 2 missiles in Poland by mistake ?

For anyone just vibing to the music while the imminent cold death of our planet lingers at the doorstep, The music in the video is "Turjan Aylahn - Tanc a Lelek ( Highfleet OST)"

@wertez9129

2 жыл бұрын

thanks :D

@rookie26

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@salim5394

2 жыл бұрын

Shit is scary but I like it

@Hakimgrr_

2 жыл бұрын

it feels so wrong, i guess music is just taught differently around the world

@dickbison

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hakimgrr_ it's all wrong, yet I'm vibing

everything about this meme is terrifying. every aspect of it gives me chill

@Inoffensive_name

2 жыл бұрын

Reality has always been terrifying. Now we can just observe it

@mordrake_

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't say so, given that in reality much worse things are happening. Nuclear war is fast, almost instantaneous, in contrast to what is happening now in Ukraine.

@mordrake_

2 жыл бұрын

@Esoteric Lunatic How many Ukrainian and Poland cities do you know? Compare it to number of nuclear weapon in russian arsenal. You underestimate nuclear war, you probably will NOT survive beginning of this war or survive after end shorter than you expect. And in either way it will be better than russian occupation.

@lemonhead9628

2 жыл бұрын

The music with this meme gives me a eerie feeling but a glorious one i welcome at the same time.

@lemonhead9628

2 жыл бұрын

@Esoteric Lunatic If you survive the nuclear blast you will wish you were dead. Explanation: Nukes have been detonated, radiation and nuclear fallout begins, the whole planet will begin to cool down exponentially to id say around -50 degrees celsius, there will be no more Sun for a while, which adds to you getting even more sick due to no vitamin D, the only place that might be safe is Antarctica because they have a bunker with so many seeds of the world to maybe replant but then again that's if the other places that haven't and when the world freezes it will stop the poles from melting at a fast rate, not sure if they have enough for to last long enough for the sun to come back though.

This is becoming scarier every single day

World 6 hours from now:

The fact than until yesterday 52%of Poles supported Poland involvement in this war is funny and scary at the same time

@derkaiser9279

2 жыл бұрын

Even if they join, can they invoke 5th article? As in they declare war instead of Russian invade them first?

@hubertnitkowski9583

2 жыл бұрын

@@derkaiser9279 correct

@iplaygames8090

2 жыл бұрын

@@derkaiser9279 nope. Article 5 doesnt activate when the erd party is defending itself from a NATO country

@antoniobrignoni3722

2 жыл бұрын

@@iplaygames8090 yeah but the second a Russian missile lands in polish territory…

@vinyvitz

2 жыл бұрын

As involvement you mean takin in refugees, sending humanitarian help ect. As funny/scary as the meme is, Poles dont want war.

Finally, Australia looking like a nice place to live

@vitriolicAmaranth

2 жыл бұрын

Japan is out there sweating profusely

@marranin007

2 жыл бұрын

Nerds will always say "oH bUt NuclEAr WinTaR!!!!!" but as i said before, if Australians can survive even living in Australia then they can survive nuclear winter.

@FarmerSlayerFromTheEdoPeriod

2 жыл бұрын

They did it, but at what cost?

@Steamy70

2 жыл бұрын

@@marranin007 still, I would like to die instantly from nuke instead of dying from starving, radiation or cold 💀

@marranin007

2 жыл бұрын

@@Steamy70 australians can't starve because they have giant mutant creatures everywhere

It's time

"look son the sky is full of comets today, let's enjoy the moment while we can, it's not gonna happen for a long time since now"

You were given the choice between war and dishonour. You chose dishonour and you will have war.” Winston Churchill

“I bear a special love for Poland, and if she will be obedient to My will, I will exalt her in might and holiness. From her will come forth the spark that will prepare the world for My final coming.”

@maciejrejowski4682

2 жыл бұрын

Pol-End makes sense. As a Polish person I can conifrm.

@BestKCL

2 жыл бұрын

Where does this quote originate?

@DMSBrian24

2 жыл бұрын

@@BestKCL Polish Catholic nun Saint Faustina wrote it down in her diary after she had one of her many revelations. It seems somewhat related to the messianism theme in Polish romanticist literature (Christ of Europe), also since she died a year before ww2 started.

@dickbison

2 жыл бұрын

"Do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul; rather fear him who can destroy both body and soul in hell"

Do it Poland, do the funny. Now’s your chance.

@Kaminskyco

Жыл бұрын

There's no funnny thing about it. There will be consequenses

@normanclatcher

Ай бұрын

​@@Kaminskycothere always are.

Imagine being a time traveler and then you showed this video to the people in 2020 when they were already stressed out due to the lockdowns.

A foolproof way to reverse global warming

@twojstarypijany3182

2 жыл бұрын

Patroling the Mojavie almost makes you wish for nuclear winter

@aninternetuser8102

2 жыл бұрын

Correction: Foolproof way to reverse humanity

@generalrubbish9513

2 жыл бұрын

@@aninternetuser8102 And humanity causes global warming. I know what I said.

@cryokal

2 жыл бұрын

@@aninternetuser8102 Would it really be a step backwards and not a step forward?

@badpiggies988

2 жыл бұрын

@@aninternetuser8102 Return to the Stone Age lesgooo

This would cause a little pole shift. Welcome to Brazil my friends. Welcome to Argentina.

@pugasaurusrex8253

2 жыл бұрын

I’m happy to receive my refugee package of cocaine, a revolver shotgun, and a nice tan.

@Fizbun

2 жыл бұрын

@@pugasaurusrex8253 maybe skin cancer too, but that is the least of your problems. thyroid cancer might be the biggest one

@pugasaurusrex8253

2 жыл бұрын

@Braz Santana wt Best place to hide

@argon65

2 жыл бұрын

After that we'll wish we had perished in nuclear fire

@WPaKFamily

2 жыл бұрын

@@argon65 XD

Today 11/15/2022, a russian missile hit a polish apartment building... it was a pleasure share this time line with all of you, see you all in the eternity. ❤

God i hope i wake up tomorrow morning

@swagggga

2 жыл бұрын

YOOO

"The clock strikes midnight on 11th of April 2022. The future is so bright my friends. You won't even need to open your eyes to see it." Edit: DATE CHANGED TO TODAY HERE WE GO

@imperialguardsman135

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect birthday gift for me!

@xeidalp6523

2 жыл бұрын

@@imperialguardsman135 you wont even need to ignite your candles. Poland does it for you

@derigel9783

2 жыл бұрын

Only 4 days till then.

@miakodakot7359

2 жыл бұрын

I hope the party will lit. Never been anywhere since the lockdown

@imperialguardsman135

2 жыл бұрын

@@xeidalp6523 which is even funnier considering that I'm polish lmao

Everybody: I'm scared. Poland: Don't worry. You see the flash and all the pain is gone .

@mordrake_

2 жыл бұрын

Not only Poland. Ukraine too will be happy to see destruction of those who injured her so many pain.

@Bolshevik.remover

2 жыл бұрын

@Arijit Biswas radiation would take the rest quite quickly.

@golonkowiczpl

Жыл бұрын

@@Bolshevik.remover Not everyone... but live after nuclear war is more terrifying than dying in the first minutes of war

I love how Finland gets hit but not Norway, which is a NATO country.

actually now

Here after 2 missiles hitted Polands territory.🥲

"Did you do it" Poland: Yes "What did it cost" Poland: ... Nothin

@ukaszstepien419

2 жыл бұрын

What is dead cannot be killed.

@indahf.freztiyana824

2 жыл бұрын

Poland: "Nothing..." "And what about the dead...?" Poland: "Like those stiff twerps can complaint about it..."

Poland: If i must die then im taking you with me!

@kg8474

2 жыл бұрын

Only we will die

@jakub2088

2 жыл бұрын

@@kg8474 don't worry, if this happens, everyone dies

@radosny4056

2 жыл бұрын

polska nie ma nic do gadania

@mareczek00713

2 жыл бұрын

As our greatest post-medieval leader Józef Piłsudski said "Keep the balance as long as you can and if not futher possible - set the world ablaze".

@minogame7351

2 жыл бұрын

ITS NOT TRUE

I’m here because Russia accidentally fired missiles in Poland killing 2 people

@officialcommitteeoftimetra9806

Жыл бұрын

Russian has died, it is over now.

Well... let's get started

Does this mean I don't have to go to work?

@KrypandeNej1

2 жыл бұрын

I think you are not considering how this will affect the team

@chaosXP3RT

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, this is your boss. Are you still coming in? The roof is gone and we need someone to sweep up all this nuclear ash

@edwardmusashi691

2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe i was actually preferring this possibility if it would close down school again💀.

@miso-ge1gz

2 жыл бұрын

lol this. I wish i knew whether a nuclear war is actually going to happen in the near future, I could stop giving a shit

Now it is Brazil Planet.

@caiosoares2834

2 жыл бұрын

"You are going to Brazil" wasn't a threat. It was a premonition.

@federicofiordelli104

2 жыл бұрын

@@caiosoares2834 The Fourth world war is just gonna be south american countries brawling with brazil over wether the rest of humanity will speak portuguese or spanish

@anasqader3851

2 жыл бұрын

China disagrees

@iop3907

2 жыл бұрын

@@caiosoares2834 they were warning us

China: CHILL MAN CHILL!!! Latinoamerica: Blessed to live in Latam to see another day.

So guys, we did it

"The clock strikes midnight on 11th of April 2022. The future is so bright my friends. You won't even need to open your eyes to see it." ayo wtf that's my bday💀

@leonniyawski3929

2 жыл бұрын

Russia arranged a gift for you

@ProfTricky3168

2 жыл бұрын

Midnight happens on April 1st

@thechadator5435

2 жыл бұрын

@@ProfTricky3168 the biggest prank of em all

Africa and South America chilling and watching the horizon lighting up

@juancho1663

2 жыл бұрын

I assure you that in a global nuclear war there would be literally no land that wouldn't recieve a missile strike, 99% of the human population would die

Russia: *Triggers Article 5* Poland: Partition this you filthy Casual

Ok... this just became a reality.

I find the casulties rather low, considering that one nuke dropped on Nagasaki killed immediately around 40k people and that nuke was WAY smaller than nukes currently used

@dsdy1205

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn't scale linearly, for the simple reason that a city only holds so many people in it. You can't kill more people than already exist wherever the nuke lands.

@zrusit9640

2 жыл бұрын

@@dsdy1205 sure but for example 2 megaton bomb should level area of around 175 square kilometers, when you multiply this number with population density you get to a really high casulties count. For example Prague has population density somewhere around 2600 ppl per square kilometer, with simple math you get like 450 000 casulties. Of course considering that everyone dies in those collapsed buildings and it is only approximation but I still find it more accurate.

@dsdy1205

2 жыл бұрын

@@zrusit9640 each city gets more than one bomb, and the population density drops off as you leave the city center. Overall there's a finite number of people in each city, and so eventually if you saturate the city with enough bombs you run into diminishing returns. The simulation targets only the top 30 cities from each side of the conflict, so those are the ones that completely die, taking their 93 million population with them

@zrusit9640

2 жыл бұрын

@@dsdy1205 that makes sense, thank you

@Jan-cg1pq

2 жыл бұрын

The Simulation only estimates the number of deaths in the first few hours. However most people die in the timespan of like 3 hours to 3 weeks after the impact. Numbers would rise to a LOT more in this time...

According to the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists' doomsday clock we're now *100 seconds away from midnight.*

@JHCuero5282

2 жыл бұрын

That clock is worthless.

@Journey_to_who_knows

2 жыл бұрын

It’s 3pm right now, spooky

@santivargasf

2 жыл бұрын

We've been there for some months now

@quiahjohnson5871

2 жыл бұрын

What is significant about this? I'm ignorant on this subject.

@ProfTricky3168

2 жыл бұрын

That was in February

15.11.22 Сообщается о падении ракеты на территорию Польши... Польша созывает комитет сов.министров по нац.безопасности и обороне.

@RCmaniac667

Жыл бұрын

Посмотрим что будет

@crystalizer6077

Жыл бұрын

угарну если от пво какельской

@uktaufaun

Жыл бұрын

@@crystalizer6077 ждем референдум в калининградской области, пора устроить срусорез

@crystalizer6077

Жыл бұрын

@@uktaufaun пхпхпхпх, не тебе это говорить, понадусеровый

@uktaufaun

Жыл бұрын

@@crystalizer6077 >хрю

I want to see an updated version of this scenario including modern capabilities and alliances, it’s weird seeing nato nuke Ukraine

@Yea___

2 жыл бұрын

This is after russia takes complete control

@golonkowiczpl

2 жыл бұрын

Russia will probably have a lot of soldiers in Ukraine so that isnt weird.

@m1co294

2 жыл бұрын

@@golonkowiczpl that's like nuking the barn to find the needle

@Ormusn2o

2 жыл бұрын

@@m1co294 If there were massive Russian invasion on Europe and Nato were caught off guard, one of the possible plans involves Russia nuking polish cities, bases and communications, meanwhile NATO nukes all of the bridges on Vistula river. When nukes start flying, feelings just kind of need to get out of the way.

@TakonoTakoUwU

Жыл бұрын

@@m1co294 now i want to nuke a barn in garys mod

Europe: fucking vaporised me in Australia: lmao

@federicofiordelli104

2 жыл бұрын

South america laughs in the distance alongside the emus and kiwis

@martinhoffmann1063

2 жыл бұрын

Why would Australia not be targeted? Sure we don't have nuclear weapons but we're still part of the west. I have a wacky theory. Imagine that Russia feels as though its losing too hard and wants to hit back at some part of the west as a final goodbye from Putin's regime. Nuking Australia and NZ could be totally inconsequential. A few city killers would incapacitate the country, not cause nuclear winter or harmful radiation reaching the rest of the planet, and there would be no NATO retaliation since we're not part of the treaty. Think about that before you go to sleep XD

@glaze_tpf9791

2 жыл бұрын

@@martinhoffmann1063 if we are not a part of nato, Russia wouldn't bother us in the 1st place after the US does something stupid.

@martinhoffmann1063

2 жыл бұрын

@@glaze_tpf9791 Can't say for sure, Australia is currently financing the killing of Russian soldiers (and rightfully so.) I'm just saying, if Russia wanted to nuke a western country and not have Nato retaliation/environmental consequences, Australia is the best option.

@danis8455

2 жыл бұрын

the good thing about nuclear winter and radioactive fallout is that its not seasonal or picky about your location.

Ukraine : "Wait, NATO, where are your missles go-"

@K4r0l476

2 жыл бұрын

True

@matik4165

2 жыл бұрын

Poland: "Does it really make a diffrence?"

"Metro 2022: The thousand suns"

This is quite literally the most unga bunga thing the human race can do. Glad to see it's a meme, as now I can't sleep.

What a great day for being a Global Southerner

@ernestorivas3764

2 жыл бұрын

Specially from South America

@David-ni5hj

2 жыл бұрын

No because the nuclear winter and the economical apocalypse will make the living envy the dead

@terranical437

2 жыл бұрын

All of these are speculation, but humanity will prevail no matter what, better living in the south then the north no matter what.

@ernestorivas3764

2 жыл бұрын

@@terranical437 well, the southern hemisphere would have to deal with big supply shortages and economic crisis at the begining of post nuclear era, but some countries, specially powerful ones like Australia and Brazil would overcome those difficulties with the time and even, just speculating, be the leaders of the post apocalyptic New World Order

@terranical437

2 жыл бұрын

@@ernestorivas3764 Yep, but don't think that humanity will die. We've survived the Toba catastrophe with little as 33,000 humans, we'll most likely still be numbering billions after a huge catastrophe like a global nuclear war. Humanity will prevail.

Q:Who participated in ww3? A: NATO and Russia Q: Who won? A: China

@danis8455

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone loses...new zealand, australia best potential for winners. Likely Australia since its bloody hot.....And that might slightly counter the nuclear winters.

@IganishPerson

2 жыл бұрын

so true NDR

@MrAisha2003

2 жыл бұрын

@@danis8455 That many nuclear explosions will destroy the Earth completely, so Australia will be no more xd

@cupwasneverhere

2 жыл бұрын

China would join in to nuke the hell out of USA,and North Korea would also join bc why not

@Kubapajonczek

2 жыл бұрын

I'd say Vault-Tec won

This track is perfect for this meme. The music is Highfleet OST - Tanc a Lelek, the game's intro theme after the tutorial/prologue and enemy strike fleet combat theme.

@mammamiasboi9876

2 жыл бұрын

thank you, ive been looking for the song name

everybody: “Poland please be rational!!!” Poland: “THE WORLD WILL RUE THE DAY THEY TRIED TO END ME”

"The clock strikes midnight on 11th of April 2022." my 20th birthday's going to be awesome! at least I will have a precise lifespan of 20 years

@shqd0wk1ler30

2 жыл бұрын

excuse me... what?

@shpho

2 жыл бұрын

when the Doomsday Clock strikes midnight it means the world is basically dead

@shqd0wk1ler30

2 жыл бұрын

@@shpho I`m just curious where you`ve got that specific date... there are lots of predictions

@shpho

2 жыл бұрын

This one was a quote from this video's description

@shqd0wk1ler30

2 жыл бұрын

@@shpho oh nice so now i can calmly go to sleep again

China would also be a NATO target because a nuclear geopolitical rival cannot be allowed to survive a nuclear war.

@mrsnrub282

2 жыл бұрын

No one is surviving a nuclear war. All it means is China will die slower

@Mr.Universe

2 жыл бұрын

It would be a dick move but they would get clapped to.

@berthold64

2 жыл бұрын

lol no

@juancho1663

2 жыл бұрын

I assure you there would be no place that won't get nuked, it doesn't matter what place it is

@thrillho4849

2 жыл бұрын

CHINA NUMBA ONE!!!!!

Saw this early in the conflict and was terrified then, now even more so

@bliecoug1029

Жыл бұрын

Russiam misiles striked poland and killed 2 people today

NUKES ARE FLYING OVER MY HOUSE

If you have no enough power to fight with conventional methods, when you are loosing a war, you use nuclear warheads and no one wins.

@redreaper5083

2 жыл бұрын

From my point of view the poor one win

@fantasy9917

2 жыл бұрын

Or you can be rational about it, use them as a threat to enforce some sort of white peace when pushed into defensive. Yeah... rational... Putin...

"Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make" - Poland 2022

7 days away

That prediction tho

Me, a pole living in Norway watching my family and friends get erased from existence while I drink gløgg: "Guess I'll have to make my own oscypki now, this sucks"

@woodlandleshy3876

2 жыл бұрын

Same My family in kraków and me in Ireland At least I'll still be able take kiełbasa

@panhandlesomen

2 жыл бұрын

Me, in the literal middle of it all: "You must be shitting me"

@Sephiroth391

2 жыл бұрын

As Pole who freshly moved to Finland i share Your sentiment and hope your life in civilized country treats you well

@oosthuizen2012

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sephiroth391 Poland government is based

Poland: we have been wiped of the map for a hundred and twenty three years… None of you will be here for thousands of years after I’m done.niech żyje polska

Protip: If you start hearing this music, you're already dead.

*le scary face* “Please save me NATO” button Is more accurate to reality