"A kite is just out there trying to decode the wind." "A kite is just arts and crafts trying to f#ck the wind." Dammit! Only Theo can do this🤣🤣🤣

@yvonnegougelet1204

6 ай бұрын

Hahaha

@michaelludwig120

6 ай бұрын

I heard this as I was reading it. Blew my mind lmao

@tylero2112

6 ай бұрын

The whole Cherokee jump starting the clippers had me dyinnnng

I take my lungs for granted... so my friend got bit by a shark once. Theo never change bro

"Black ghosts are underrepresented because they're probably just late" is absolute comedy😅

@travissimons354

6 ай бұрын

Ghost don't even get paid so we ain't doing that shit 😂😂

@user-wg3rh8wk8l

6 ай бұрын

That killed me ☠️😂😆

@Iplayphone

5 ай бұрын

Nah they just don't Wana fuck with white people no more

Calling bees “gods air ninjas” is what this show is all about. Love you Theo you’re a special individual

Theo I just want to say that you are so incredibly special. You are so loved by millions of us. We can relate to you. I can relate you. Especially when you said you feel uncomfortable. Uncomfortable in your own skin. I’ve always felt that way too. Keep your chin up. You are stronger than you know and so very loved.❤

@craigsmith3741

6 ай бұрын

I just loved this comment. Thank you

@Jacobtheunwise

6 ай бұрын

I used to feel uncomfortable in my own skin until i realised theres no point in caring what others think

@nikoscott145

6 ай бұрын

@@Jacobtheunwise How did you reach that point?

@meaningwarrior7330

6 ай бұрын

@@nikoscott145 cold plunge

@Jacobtheunwise

6 ай бұрын

@nikoscott145 honestly it kinda just happened after years of alcoholism and drug addiction i decided that the only way i could make my life better was to put myself first and stop worrying about other peoples opinions

Who else started breathing better because of this episode?

@auroraborealis13579

6 ай бұрын

🙋🏻‍♀️

@nickglowski602

6 ай бұрын

Underrated comment lol

@hykeeba-9254

6 ай бұрын

We takin big hits off the universe buoyy

@GizziMoD

6 ай бұрын

🤣😂@@hykeeba-9254

@booziebadazz1692

6 ай бұрын

Bro u out here suckin off the universe a little too much, tighten up

My 14 year daughter and I were listening to this on our drive to her school this morning and laughing together the whole time. Thanks Theo.

@Augass

4 ай бұрын

Theos a bit explicit is that alright with you?

@radioguy801

4 ай бұрын

@@Augass Bro/Broette, she hears worse in the school hallways. We’re good.

“The Champions of Time” hit home Thanks for the shout out Theo ✊🏽 hug a damn native this holiday season. Gang Gang boiii.

@himoragenma6416

6 ай бұрын

Sorry don't have a SQUASH, but I can thumbs up this comment, I fact EVERYONE SHOULD!!!👍👍👍👍

“He’ll line you up with the lord” I love theo 😂

As a native from Canada, thank you theo your the homie for that

@SickosClips

6 ай бұрын

I agree

@VincentsVideos

6 ай бұрын

you're*

@mybloodtypeKRYLON

6 ай бұрын

@@VincentsVideos you're whack

@conduitstreams

6 ай бұрын

​@@VincentsVideos💀😂

I was dying with Theo’s Native American accent interpretation 😂🤣 Theo is so cute 😍 So glad I got to go to his show at the Wynn in Vegas in June.

@stick_wick

6 ай бұрын

"Ohhhh you with Sun Trust? " 😂

@jv2320

6 ай бұрын

Hug a native baby buy’em a squash.

@danfontaine8179

6 ай бұрын

The buffet at the Wynn is next level - if it’s still like it was pre Covid

Your solo episodes are a true treasure and an appreciated art form. You keep us all feeling understood and laughing at the same time. 🩷 this pod holds a special place for a lot us! Gang

@laurena5366

6 ай бұрын

I look forward to the solo episodes so much more than those with guests. That's how you know the host is truly talented.

@meghannleedy

6 ай бұрын

@@laurena5366 I was thinking the same thing as I was watching this ep. How truly talented someone has to be to hold a conversation solo, and make it interesting & funny always. I love both guest and solo episodes but the solo ones just hit different! ❤️

@Dropthebeatonit

6 ай бұрын

@@laurena5366 totally!!!!! the solo ones are e v e r y t h i n g

@darianescorza9762

6 ай бұрын

Gang!

@ergophonic

6 ай бұрын

100%. Theo's unfiltered stream of consciousness is unique. He is effortlessly relatable with his heartfelt dialogue and makes us all laugh across different time zones with his unpredictable narratives.

Theo powering a native brothers business with a jeep grand CHEROKEE is something for the history books.

"Do not change horses in the middle of the river" had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ReallyBama

6 ай бұрын

Was laughing and crying so hard I had to rewind to hear that one. Theo is the master of callbacks.

I like the intros that you do, they are the most genuine part of your episodes... Like breathing thing, you cannot make it up. That's real. Others connect with it too. They start breathing too, some for the frist time! Straight outta womb, never breathed, saw this, started breathing, living and not just existing.

@OverlordKaren

6 ай бұрын

Preach!

The comment about being proud of your siblings and your family as a group is one of the best I’ve ever heard anyone say

As a Native American I appreciate this episode

Theo reminded me to breath after a year and a half, thanks

@andrewrank9512

6 ай бұрын

I think you could be a world champion free diver

@_munkykok_

6 ай бұрын

Front to back or back to front?

@rickeykoga2312

6 ай бұрын

We just a bunch of kites bro 😂😂😂

@_munkykok_

6 ай бұрын

@@rickeykoga2312 👍 Fukdat wind boiiii 🙃

@710mane

6 ай бұрын

My nose is full of cocahina columbiano

“ I respect that sh*t bro but, I gotta get these sideburns evened up daddy. I gotta be up the 101 in 8 mins homie” 😂😂😂

This man is a treasure to us all. We must cherish him

“A lot of chicks they’ll love a dude that’s got a f**king problem.. as long as it’s an energetic one” 😂😂😂

“First thing in our family that we all care about”. That was deep Theo and it hit home. I took my first nephew to see you a couple weekends ago at the MGM by DC

Theo thank you for being so transparent in your journey towards staying true to yourself. It’s been a privilege to have your voice in our lives ✨

Reading all theses comments makes me realize how many of us are impacted by hearing this man talk. Theo has made a huge difference in how I view life. Gang Gang. ❤

My wife and I had to put our 6 year old german shepard down yesterday and this helped us not cry all day.. I don't know what the future is gonna look like but just gotta breathe and give every day our best.. Thank you Theo.

"He need to break into these casinos and let the natives out" made me cry laugh

The jolt I get when I open youtube and Theo has a new episode is pretty incomparable. 😊 thanks for getting me through!

Low key giving Theo the highest form of knowledge and his brain is just bouncing it around like a basketball 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you Theo for sitting with us for that minute- i definitely needed to not feel alone today. Appreciate you.

Theo sounds like such a cool uncle from just a little glimpse into his family life. It was really nice hearing how his niece changed his life and his whole family's life. You make my life a little bit better from these solo episodes, Theo! I'm BREATHINGGGGG!

The success with siblings hit home for me. I am the elder sibling and I'm extremely proud of the success my younger brother has achieved. I messed up A LOT as youngin and I kinda was the lesson for my brother on not what to do. Either way this episode has been a cool one. Praise God Theo

@mashalongclark3413

6 ай бұрын

I wanted to say this but couldn’t find the right words. Absolutely loved his advice on this matter.

@OfficialLeopardShepherd

6 ай бұрын

Me too man.

@haleyrenae8404

6 ай бұрын

Yes this. All 3 of my younger sisters are successful in their own ways. I spent my 20s high, living life & ended them in jail & rehab. I'm 36 and almost 6 years sober, I know my family is proud but I wish I gave them more than a lesson of what not to do. Gang gang.

Solo Podcast is pure comedy gold! Your Tucker Carlson episode was EXCELLENT but this solo episode is on another level! TY Theo! ❤🙏

@laurena5366

6 ай бұрын

The tucker episode was such a fascinating meeting of the minds! After watching so much of tucker interviewing others, I really thought tucker was delightfully surprised/intrigued/entertained by their interaction.

The call you took about measuring success was wonderful. I needed to hear that so badly. Thank you again Theo.

Where did the first upload of this go? 😮 Keep up the good work Theo. Love and hugs from Ireland 🇮🇪 gang gang xx

@vvinterghost

6 ай бұрын

the upload was with a part he didnt wanted to show to the public.. It was a part where he was angry at himself because someone has found out that he is mentally retarded. Documents from a hospital when he was 23 year old was leaked few days ago.

@jordanl6620

6 ай бұрын

We need a petition to get him to come here

@EmmalineIrish

6 ай бұрын

​@@jordanl6620 I agree 🎉

Smoking some of Gods lettuce and listening to Theo’s wisdom is the amazing. Loved the deep breathing 🙏

@theramplocal

6 ай бұрын

Same

@Armyofmeek

6 ай бұрын

Party boy breaths 😂

@benis2165

6 ай бұрын

Same it ain't dark arts if it's all I know bless

@SoteroGarza-tm8xh

6 ай бұрын

I’m high as a kite 🪁 and this got me really thinking I’m a actual kite haha

@highclasslowlife3629

6 ай бұрын

Lmao 420club I'm rolling a j now #Salute

Thanks for all the great pods Theo. I get to see you live for the first time this Friday and I'm stoked! Been listening for so long and you make us all feel like real friends. Really looking forward to it GANG GANG

Thank you Theo. You are such a gem. I’m so grateful to have you in my life. I don’t feel deserving, but my son deserves his mother and you get me through some of the darkest days. I love you man. Appreciate you. I know we’re all watching and feeling like we know you, but I hope you feel the love back. Thanks for the love you give to the world. Breathe baby

30 minutes in and i already know I'm going to be seeing clips from this episode all over tiktok 😂

Theo is as genuine as they come!!!

This boy was pure gold 🐀🪙 thanks theo for helping me through the week💕

Caught myself forgetting to breathe and started taking some deep breaths after this episode.

Theo has a heart of gold.

Going on 2 years sober in a month! Dec 10th!! Been real, been a struggle. My life is now harder than it’s ever been. Went from a junky on the streets to a pregnant mom with a 1 year old in an abusive relationship. I never thought I’d say that being homeless and junked out was easier and more enjoyable than my life today. These videos make my day, Theo. Thank you so much for being you! Between you and Roseanne Barr at least I can laugh a couple times a week! ❤❤❤

That moment when you figure out Theo was Getting his hair cut in a parking lot 😂😂😂😂 9:50

Powerful, Theo! Love your energy and what you do for people.

Theo, you're my favorite dude podcast, I can't drink water while you're going off on BARRETS, kites and the wind, inhaling the universe. You bring everyone together 🙏

Theo, you’re the perfect combination of empath and inquiring mind. You’re like no other and are a critical voice of our time rn. ❤thank you for all you do! A wise woman once told me “breathe in knowing that you’re breathing in, breathe out knowing that you’re breathing out.” 🙏🏻

“I’m pretty beat, it’s been a long couple years, you know.” Most relatable sentence ever…

I love you so much. Thank you for holding space for people. ❤

The way he lit up when he was talking about his niece made me smile 💕

Thanks theo your videos are great, i know its probably hard being alone in a room talking for an hour to yourself, but i would watch these for 3 hours a piece, always feels so personal and like were just hanging out.

I watch your pods, basically every night, bud. You are a real one on levels, I made my comment last night about how you truly speak to every person struggling in this world. You never act like your better, than anyone you have conversation with. You are a good and caring, understanding person,of struggle "that's so hard to come across in this world we are living in". I thank you bro 💯🙏 gang gang bro

Theo you are truly the most amazing person. That pause. That I'll just take a moment with you. I swear to God you are truly a truly great person 🙏 you save lives, brother, you save lives with the care you show⚓️ anchored down and we all need to stay strong

@landonp17

6 ай бұрын

That was such a potent moment. That we all got to take a minute and sit with each other. We should do that more often.

had me rolling today theo glad to have a solo epsiode much love brotherrrr

Just saw your show in Roanoke, Va! Legendary and worth the wait. Gang Gang!

Episode was great as usual. I been going thru a lot lately and when the outro song came on I cried like a child and I felt the weight of the world lift off my shoulders. Thank you Theo. I’m trying.

I always forget to breath. Air is so important. Love you Theo. Gang.

Happy to see it's back up!

Thank you Theo, you be helping me out brother

Theo be entering the dreams on first few minutes with that calm soothing smooth voice

Thankful for the Solos.

Very high level stuff. Appreciation.

"We are all gods kites" "Taking hits from the universe" Lol

You got me laughing few mins into this one : ) Thanks brother.

Your truly an inspiration brother, you have gotten me through past and present struggles . God bless you Theo Von! 🙏✝️

@status0

6 ай бұрын

Veo Thon

1:54 takin them big hits off the universe lmfao!!

2 mins in and im dying at work.... the breathing!!! so true 🤣🤣

When my family asks me what do I want for Christmas? I say Theo merch I want to sport a Theo T-shirt ❤️👍. Theo you make me smile and I thank you for that.

Dude Theo… I’ve had the worst last week of like the last 10 years. My dog was shit on life support right now after a $7000 surgery I know who did it I’ve been on the warpath and your the first person to help me take a breath and smile in what feels like forever

@jeffronbeemw4620

6 ай бұрын

He was shot not shit sorry. Gang gang bro

@levigeist9105

6 ай бұрын

​@@jeffronbeemw4620ruin thier life the old way.

@Jacobtheunwise

6 ай бұрын

​@@jeffronbeemw4620gang gang brother. Hope your dog is okay

@radioguy801

6 ай бұрын

@@levigeist9105I’m curious to know more about this

@radioguy801

6 ай бұрын

You’re a Saint paying that kinda scratch to save your dog. I hope your dog pulls through brother!

Thank you for being you Theo. God bless you. Much love ❤️

Praise God a solo episode! Thank you Theo and thank you God for flowing through this man in such a way. Amen baby gang.

This episode had me laughing harder than any I have seen yet

Your a really true genuine good person Theo !!!

What an absolute gift to the world you are, Theo. I love you ❤

OMG I would do anything to just hang out one day with Theo😂 My cheeks would be so sore by the end of the day...the cheeks on my face👀

@_munkykok_

6 ай бұрын

Omg you can pull your cheeks all the way up to your face? 😮 That's amazing

@rbzy11.11

6 ай бұрын

@@_munkykok_ lol whhat

@_munkykok_

6 ай бұрын

@@rbzy11.11 😂💜👍

@biilyblast64

6 ай бұрын

Took the words right out my mouth

That was probably the best podcast you have ever done. Just be yourself. That was amazing!😢

Feeling down lately this was very uplifting “if you wanna do something different you gotta do something different” 💕

You add so much goodness to so many Theo! Thank you so much.

These solo casts are so important to me. Thank you so much. 🤍

I know Theo's dad is proud, looking over him from Nicaraguan heaven, waiting to reunite with the ratking

Theo your podcast means the world to me, the Tucker one was amazing and my favorites are the chill ones like this where you’re a real one. ❤

Thanks for the Positive Vibes !

I'm crying. "you can't start a 3 dollar brother and expect 5 dollar behavior"

Theos a different breed man 😂

Taking that first step .. thank you Theo

Love the solo pods baby

Love the pod brother keep up the good work I’m proud of you brother gang gang

Great to hear from you brother,god bless

I'm from Mississippi and I love how it feels like I'm hanging out with a bestie. Your content is so appreciated. You're the only podcast I find myself coming back to. Your brsinnworks a lot like mine but wayyy funnier and it's just refreshing!!!

needed a solo episode gang gang theo ! 🙏🙏

Times are tough. I needed that reminder to just breathe.

Alwys love the solo episodes ❤

Love these solo episodes, I'm tryna keep my laugh in at work right now 🤣

Ayyyyy podcast so nice you upload twice!!

Glad its back up! Gang gang. Onward

Love you Theo! This was such a great episode and so in sync with your people and striving for better, you really inspire us to KEEP GOING! 🖤❤️

“halfway house parking lot” 😂😂😂😂😂

I have the same problem with forgetting to breathe!!! I know exactly what you’re talking about, Theo!! It’s crazy!!!

Theo's crew should put out a guided meditation series from his solo episodes😂Would be better than most of the crap out here!

I'll be seeing you Friday!!! Can't wait!!!