The way he manipulates the site owner by saying he doesn’t want to look bad on camera is genius

@JasenkoDervisic

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t stop laughing. Everything about this is funny.

@nyanbinary4031

4 жыл бұрын

The dead serious tone can be so intimidating hahaha

@tonyswing2247

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha “Kevin loved my idea” lol my god

@DadaPoopoo

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan may be a genius. I know he got really good grades in college.

@whitewaterfrog

4 жыл бұрын

He just straight up reversed his argument. Fucking genius.

I didn't realize 9/11 was a good topic for a first date

@rock3tcatU233

5 жыл бұрын

9/11 is a great topic for any social event.

@brian3634

5 жыл бұрын

It's literally the only thing I talk about on my first dates.

@zachinthehat1707

5 жыл бұрын

I lost my virginity to the girl who within the second sentence we were talking about serial killers

@someguy4818

5 жыл бұрын

ⵉⵜⵔⵓⵏⴰⵓⵜ LMFAOOO

@RVingTheCountry

5 жыл бұрын

Building 7. The pentagon? Dumbass.

daddy daddy come over now, save my life, you made a vow

@ME16510

8 жыл бұрын

nice TS profile pic

@GuitarFreak1901

7 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that I just found two fans of both Teen Suicide and Nathan Fielder

@adrianmercado6580

6 жыл бұрын

Who the fuck am I dropping

@chesusjrist9733

6 жыл бұрын

It is rare to see a teen suicide fan

@AWizardWithJam

5 жыл бұрын

AYE TEEN SUICIDE SAW THEM LIVE IN SEATTLE

"I need to open this box..do you have a knife, or...gun or something..."

@MrBurtbackerack

6 жыл бұрын

Nathan is a goddamn genius. There is no one that does this shit like he does.

@beneriksen7236

6 жыл бұрын

Well, Sasha Baron Cohen?

@KeepOnDreamingDude

5 жыл бұрын

Nathan is way above sasha in cleverness in my opinion

@Winteramen

5 жыл бұрын

“you're not a sex offender or anything?”

@ismokezekush

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrBurtbackerack Hes a stupid dick

I lost it when she casually brings up 911 conspiracy theories, but her date has no idea what she's talking about 😂

@williamneuzil7403

2 жыл бұрын

That's my type of lady

@_Amor_Fati

2 жыл бұрын

Right?!? Editor's teasing us. Where do u think she was going with it?

@Dili4203

2 жыл бұрын

And you just know the subject only came up because they saw Nathan next to them bowling in full garb haha

@FLdancer00

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamneuzil7403 Seriously! Homegirl knows about building 7, she's smarter than I initially gave her credit for.

@chychywoohoo

2 жыл бұрын

@@FLdancer00 because she regurgitated a conspiracy theory? Lol

Man the awkwardness levels that this show reaches is unbearable.

@Joshualovespeople

5 жыл бұрын

Sirpeanut oh it’s bearable. I’m crying it’s so bearable

@marklowney8862

4 жыл бұрын

1441

@danielsmith5032

4 жыл бұрын

It’s unbearable. I can’t physically WATCH it I can only listen to it lol

@Rj-qu2ls

4 жыл бұрын

Its beautiful isn't it?

@jimmyfelton2825

4 жыл бұрын

That's the best part!

I lost it when he was asking the date whether or not he likes to wring women's necks

@PrivateAckbar

5 жыл бұрын

...You're not a sex offender or anything?

@vinny5727

5 жыл бұрын

@@PrivateAckbar *Scratches chin* Your not?.......arent yeah have a good day

@meganreed8619

4 жыл бұрын

You feel that way??

@superleipoman

3 жыл бұрын

It really goes to show how charming Nathan actually is, sure he looks akward but he can get really good results in conversation. I mean I lost it when he asked for a "a knife, a weapon or anything or maybe a gun" to open the box but he still gets the guy to help him.

@ultraatari9298

3 жыл бұрын

Don't we all?

"Mark made Polly feel safe."

@kay6230

8 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@paragon1782

8 жыл бұрын

I went down to type that and I saw this at the top lololol

@kay6230

8 жыл бұрын

+landon clark Same

@Getyoahh

8 жыл бұрын

+landon clark lel so was I

@muffinthug1915

8 жыл бұрын

Yah sooo safe lol "Im going to tuck you in" WOW

lol first sentence "women make up some of the prettiest human beings in the world"

@bethanyzamora1146

6 жыл бұрын

i mean,,,, its true.

@Mayhzon

6 жыл бұрын

The Ancient Romans would object!

@pizzafacesuperleipoman8634

6 жыл бұрын

I just discovered this but I feel part of his strategy is to be very cringey and unsociable.

@Maesterful

5 жыл бұрын

@All Abored Or just a great actor

@Edeinawc

5 жыл бұрын

@@AeroDepartment ....so sayeth the incel.

“I’ve watched people before, never had a problem” 😂

@begonewaifu4582

4 жыл бұрын

jaja el chavo del ocho wtf

@NoName-ym1ls

Жыл бұрын

I’ll tuck you in, and then I’m gone. And make it clear that I’m gonna tuck you in.

@mahmoudramdane2848

10 ай бұрын

t-t--t-t -tuck you in

@you.773

8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I cried laughing when the felon they hired to be the daddy was gabbling Nathan's somewhat smooth approach to vetting the guy. He just gives up and resorts to grabbing him.

@georgeboole3836

5 жыл бұрын

Best part. He makes it look like the most sketchy con in the world - like the guy is running for his life

@micksmith5123

4 жыл бұрын

This show😂

@Ghop1000

3 жыл бұрын

When did he ever say he was a felon

@animal0mother

3 жыл бұрын

In prison, when someone's arguing with you, then they end up defaulting to just "okay"/"alright" or just stop talking, it's because they're past the point of words and they're going to attack you in a few seconds.

@seanmatthewking

3 жыл бұрын

@@animal0mother prison expert here, I see

I wonder if they were talking about 9/11 because of what Nathan chose to wear.

@noblel6244

5 жыл бұрын

Probably

@reuben8140

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for pointing this out

@micksmith5123

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@nitpicker9406

4 жыл бұрын

Which leads me to the question...What the hell did the show cut? I wanna see that film.

@TheHudah55

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

When they showed Nathan all dressed in black I lost my shit

@MasDouc

9 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to hear that, my condolences on your loss.

@thirtythreeflavors

9 жыл бұрын

Did you ever find your shit? I've had my fingers crossed for you!

@Blaze936

9 жыл бұрын

thirtythreeflavors it reconstructed itself inside his bowels.

@BstoneNSX

9 жыл бұрын

thirtythreeflavors booooo

@doordeogenvanwoutmattens2080

9 жыл бұрын

Cole Bradshaw tybg

"...just so we're clear on that -- I'm gonna tuck you in..."

@Boogers32150

6 жыл бұрын

Oda Lanizi - ok

@spadegangsta8363

6 ай бұрын

Why did she say okay? 😂😂😂😂😂

Imma tuck you, Imma tuck you in real nice but then im gone ok

@Aweshniap

6 жыл бұрын

Xavi05 I died at that part

@Shilko

5 жыл бұрын

Omg

@dshaprin

5 жыл бұрын

He made her feel safe.

@cmstair

4 жыл бұрын

I absolute dieeed when he said that. I can't believe this is real. lawwwd

@Learner4FunLifePersona

4 жыл бұрын

So awkward

"Do you happen to have like ahh..a knife or ahhh..anything sharp I could open the box with....a gun?"

@kachiggawalrus3855

3 жыл бұрын

Wow you watched the video too?!

@f.ence.

3 жыл бұрын

@@kachiggawalrus3855 Yeah, and that was my favorite part of it!

@oskarklingest5682

3 жыл бұрын

Its the details man

"I wanna make sure you're clear on that I'm gonna tuck you in"

@vanillajack5925

4 жыл бұрын

He made her feel safe.... 😅

@itskidstime1063

2 жыл бұрын

i bet nathan told him to say that

@youlooksuperfly5463

Жыл бұрын

“Mark made Polly feel safe”

I love that the lively conversation that they're having on their date revolves around her being a 9/11 truther lmao

“Cody seemed ok at first but just to be safe I preserved his finger prints from the camera so I can give them to the authorities just in case things took a turn for the worst”

"Thanks Nate." "It's Nathan, But you can call me Nate" I don't know why but it gets me every time.

@JasenkoDervisic

4 жыл бұрын

”Thank you, Nate”. ”Nathan -, you can call me Nate! Whatever..”

@evanream6878

4 жыл бұрын

Either way....casual.....

@CarShopping101

2 жыл бұрын

Bc he makes everything so f***ing awkward it's hilarious

@jacksonpope3955

Жыл бұрын

Bro said "every time" like he's watched it multiple times 💀💀💀

@driveasandwich6734

Жыл бұрын

​@@jacksonpope3955 A normal thing to do

Kinda scary how nathan schemes are scarily effective yet he chooses to be a comedian.

@rickstark1534

8 жыл бұрын

They almost never work so

@Mayhzon

6 жыл бұрын

You have to think further ahead. This one couldn't work because the daddies threaten the female dater's security more than the potential dates.

@ultraatari9298

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mayhzon So than the date was successful I say that's a win win

@avairal5936

3 жыл бұрын

the r effective cuz he is white

@psychobillynumbnuts1

2 жыл бұрын

@Cactus Malone Tell that to the native canadians

"burkas provided"

@silvajoao142

6 жыл бұрын

amazing comedy right there

@krem6023

4 жыл бұрын

@Nick Marks A professional daddy should have his own burka

"I've given him your address" While they are at her house haha

@JosephOber

3 жыл бұрын

Your pictures, your social security number...

@456Lamont

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Wtf 9/11 on a first date?!? The guy needs a daddy to watch over him

That security guy is so coked out

@vinny5727

6 жыл бұрын

sucktackular "methed out"

@LogsMaggot

3 жыл бұрын

@@vinny5727 methed up

@cosmicprankmusic

3 жыл бұрын

That's meth my friend

"He loved my idea" XD im dying

" Daddy daddy come over now, save my life you made a vow. "

@westernpigeon

3 жыл бұрын

haha

@osbre8110

3 жыл бұрын

Nathan's on his way, don't move right from where you are ! ! ! !

@christiannickens3080

2 жыл бұрын

The perfected incantation to summon the cryptid known as “Nate”

@anthonylewandowski6410

2 жыл бұрын

@@christiannickens3080 It's Nathan, but you can call him Nate.

@TheMoggFREE

Жыл бұрын

@@anthonylewandowski6410 I love how Nate started flirting with her hshaahah

How the fuck does Nathan keep a straight face?!

@michaelswitzer2121

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's not a jock to him he believes all of this

@chesusjrist9733

6 жыл бұрын

Topic Official Intense existential dread?

@gk1961

2 жыл бұрын

He's a sociopath

@joshuabrookshire5554

2 жыл бұрын

Autism

@lindaf9901

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuabrookshire5554 Yes! That's what I think all the time watching this

"Right now, we're about 65% men, 35% women." Translation: "We're about 65% men, 5% women, 30% bots."

@plantxvibe9571

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@plantxvibe9571

3 жыл бұрын

the website closed off 1 month later from when this video aired

@billyeveryteen7328

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, don't talk smack about the bots. They're the only ones who ever responded to me on dating apps.

@zaidlacksalastname4905

3 ай бұрын

​@@billyeveryteen7328🙏🙏

@RTU130

2 ай бұрын

True

"We haven't had women contact us and say 'hey, we met this guy on your site and he was a creep'" "Well, you might not hear from those women because..." [Awkward Silence]

@kurtsudheim825

2 жыл бұрын

It's obvious what he was implying, but still didn't seem to work on the guy, at least well enough for him to give since expression

After she brought up 9/11, I was more concerned for the guy...

His voice is basically Tina from Bob's Burgers

@mikemike7326

7 жыл бұрын

entershikarisim Wooooaaaah that's so true!!!

@justinhenning894

7 жыл бұрын

entershikarisim He voices a character she "dates" on an episode.

@safirouhi1651

6 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT

@safirouhi1651

6 жыл бұрын

Fricken Big Dong is it that kid who does graffiti?

@justinhenning894

6 жыл бұрын

Safi Rouhi Nah it’s the one where Bob gets the cooking show and Gene is wearing the Sasquatch mask. Nathan dates Tina because he’s in love with one of the hosts on that network. Season 2 Episode 9 I think

"I'm'a make it clear that.......I'm gonna tuck you in." Mark made Polly feel safe and that meant I could now return to Kevin... Nearly had me in tears the first time I saw it and it still does to this day.

do you have a gun to open this box....XD

"What brought down Building 7?" "The Pentagon?" Seems like a match made in moronic heaven.

@shreddiestreams

8 жыл бұрын

Why moronic? The pentagon thing was stupid but..

@gemo4758

8 жыл бұрын

+blackrooster_ agreed everyone knows its da muslamics who did it all, the govnment would never lie to us

@BrianPurge

8 жыл бұрын

+Gemo everyone knows its da reptilian agenda, the government would never tell the truth to us

@BrianPurge

8 жыл бұрын

Gemo sheeple

@robertspringer92

6 жыл бұрын

It was definitely flat earth, hollow earth inhabitants from zeta reticuli who are part of the pizzagate scandal perpetuating their plan to enslave us via instiling a reptilian government that will act on behalf of their chemtrail distributing overlords... readily available information is located on "that weird side of youtube"

"Do you have anything to open this with? Maybe a knife, or any weapon, maybe a gun..."

@vancedominic66

6 жыл бұрын

Tigerbelly

Talking about 9-11 on a date. What???!!!

@Mashruz

5 жыл бұрын

@Jojoforpres 😂

@superleipoman

3 жыл бұрын

Well tbf after this I'll be sure to bring it up. What brought building #7? - The pentagon? Exactly it was the pentagon!

I don't care if it's real or fake, that shit is fun-ny! "I just wanna make that clear, I'm gonna tuck you in."

Nathan pretends to be incompetent while secretly always being the smartest person in the room. It’s an incredible dichotomy.

@jonb3167

2 жыл бұрын

No it isn't.

@DrPsychoSexy

Жыл бұрын

Words are hard

@ZorbaTheDutch

Жыл бұрын

Just call him Nate!

@alvapazz

6 ай бұрын

not necessarily

My god I'm at work and absolutely lost it when he was in the burka 😂

that dude he hired such a tweaker haha

@MarcLloydZ

8 жыл бұрын

+Austin Blackstone how do u kno

@BstoneNSX

8 жыл бұрын

+マ・ロイドマーク・ロイークークマ・ロドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマク・ドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイドマーク・ロイド cuz i know a tweaker when i see one i used to hang around a bunch of them

@AlexWolstencroft

8 жыл бұрын

+Austin Blackstone like a meth head right? I can also confirm this.

@sarahblackstone5861

5 жыл бұрын

Austin Blackstone DUDE WE HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME

@jaredtippets6255

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Blackstone bruh

"women make up some of the prettiest humans in the world" haha brilliant

“Mark made Polly feel safe” Spit my food out at that part

Nathan might just be a genius.

SHE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE WITH MARK OMG "Mark made Polly feel safe" I'm dyin

You know the plan was to have Mark dress up in the Bhurka and follow them around on their date, but after he grabbed the guys arm at the end the producers were like “we can’t do it he’ll actually kill that guy” lmaoooo #rightinthewindpipe

I love how Nathan presses forward with his idea even when people are trying to speak up against it. -“the solution is Daddy’s watching”

I love it when she called him Nate and he tried to "keep it casual".

"Do you happen to have a knife or a weapon.. anything sharp I can open the box with.. a gun- oh a key!" Hahaha

The over the top precautions like taking his finger print from the camera had me dead 😂😂😂

"I'll tuck you in bed" 😂 look at her face when he says that

@PrivateAckbar

5 жыл бұрын

Mark made Polly feel safe.

Lol dude hires a creepy tweeker

@thegrinchiestflix7667

5 жыл бұрын

This guy seems like he would be cool to hang with

@vinny5727

5 жыл бұрын

@@thegrinchiestflix7667 Yeah if your looking to get high on meth

@Ben-rz9cf

4 жыл бұрын

Lol he's more dangerous than the dudes they're going on dates with

LOL the cameras in here. Sorry? lol hahahaha

Oh my gosh I about cried when I saw how he was "blending in"

Honestly, that pre-screening with the box is actually a thing I can see being worthwhile.

Talking about 9/11 conspiracies on the first date... daddy might want to be there to protect the guy from her lmao

I lost it at 4:30 😂😂 Nathan’s disguises are the best

lol that dude had his height and weight on his profile as 6'7" 103 lbs

@BenSearsVids

7 жыл бұрын

not likely im 6 2 and im nearly 200

@butlerbulldogs05

7 жыл бұрын

Ben Sears I'm 6 ft in the morning and 5'9" at night

@Ponn3s

6 жыл бұрын

butlerbulldogs05 he looks like he's no bigger than 6' 4 and weighs around 165

@dingusdangus7007

6 жыл бұрын

+Ben Sears r/nobodyasked

@MalibuSharks13

5 жыл бұрын

Well I’m 7

“Women make up some of the prettiest humans in the world.” Such a epic wuote

Mark the tweaker is such a wonderful character.

building seven aka the septagon, great topic for a first date!

I like to think they're still together and watch this episode together to remember their first date

WHERE HAS THIS SHOW BEEN ALL MY LIFE!! I'm dying here! HAHAHA

"Cody seemed okay at first"

"Im gonna tuck you in just to be clear" "Mark made polly feel safe"

I fucking knew that was coming omg when he said “we haven’t heard of anyone complaining about that” and he’s like “I mean you probably won’t be hearing from those women..”

drawing of dude touching himself @1:13 looks surprisingly like Carl from Aqua-Teen Hunger Force

@PrivateAckbar

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know if I prefer the guy with the mirror or the insect net.

@yertnostawsavage5635

5 жыл бұрын

Joel Z. Williams right?

"no no come here. COME HERE. "😂😂 that dudes straight up crazy brotha

"I'll tuck you in bed" XD that isn't creepy at all.

@2DReanimation

4 жыл бұрын

Especially with his mannerisms...

4:50 She also knows that jet fuel cant melt steal beams

@sweetsoup1944

8 жыл бұрын

+Jeff T tell of building 7

@smurfyday

8 жыл бұрын

+jimmy c No it wasn't, unless you buy into some crazy ****.

@BrianPurge

8 жыл бұрын

+Jeff T if you look it up you can see the reasons it fell butnah better to just believe whatever that documentary said

@BrianPurge

8 жыл бұрын

***** I could say the same thing to you, now where are we. Pointless words.

@jessew7565

8 жыл бұрын

+Jeff T you're so smart. Hey have you heard of chemtrails too? I also heard Obama is actually a lizard man

“The daddy rhyme I know it’s you” I’m screaming I actually can’t watch this hahaha

MOST UNDERRATED SHOW! This shit is absolutely genius...

" Ill tuck you in"

@ryansilver11

10 жыл бұрын

broke down laughing

@levaithan325

9 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna launch at her after he said that.

I love how he always gives convincing reasoning for his ideas

2:47 "isscasual" nathan is a virtuoso of intentional awkwardness

"Mark made Pauly feel safe." LMFAO.

“The main reason most women are afraid to use online dating is because they think the person they meet up with could potential be a killer and murder them” I mean. He’s not wrong

the way he says "cameras in here." at the end is the funniest moment of this entire show to me

"I don't have a camera" (Points at box) "The camera is in here" This killed me 🤣🤣🤣

@Shinesprk

2 жыл бұрын

“He’s a bit confused but he’s got the spirit”

Nathan is immune to awkward situations, it’s some kind of super power

@yucatansuckaman5726

10 ай бұрын

He's like a bolder in the desert, dry and immovable.

the pentagon??? haha i fuckin lost it

57 seconds into this video and I’m literally in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂

''Kevin loved my idea.''

Lol I love how the daddy grabs the dates arm when he stuffs up

When Nathan does a better job being subtle and normal than the guy he hired: “I don’t have a camera.” “Camera in there.” “Oh uh...” “you know what? Come here!”

This show was the best thing ever - I miss it

2:13 "I'll be your daddy" Her: "Uhghayh"

daddy daddy come over now save my life you made a vow LOL

DADDY,DADDY! COME OVER NOW! SAVE MY LIFE! YOU MADE A VOW!!!!

Women hug. Sometimes you wanna kiss em, Sometimes you wanna ring their necks

"You can call me Nate. Whatever. Either way. Just... casual."

I love that the dude basically explains the vulkan pinch without saying the vulkan pinch

honestly the murder thing isnt too far off, its a dangerous world lmao also: "you don't hear from them because..." LMAOOOO

4:59 "But what brought down building number 7?" "What?" "Building 7." "...The Pentagon?"

when a video begins with a phrase like "Women make up some of the prettiest humans in the World" you know you're in for something special.

Murica: "do you have a gun to open this box"

lmfao shes talking about 9/11 what the fuck

youre not a sex offender or anything are you? lol

7:18 I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

For a true laugh pause video at 1:12 ..... then look at each of those "Gentlemen" 🤣