Masochism, son. I harden in response to physical trauma.

@1337snake888

9 жыл бұрын

lol

@jayreese8522

9 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard that I woke up my little brother.

@jbmaster139

9 жыл бұрын

Welp, I read your comment and couldn't hold in the laughter. Now it's your fault and your responsibility to explain to my family why am I laughing non-stop at 5:47 morning.

@televisaoassassina9822

7 жыл бұрын

You can and should hurt me, Jack.

@nerupi4852

6 жыл бұрын

Merc damnit i snorted so loud I startled my dogs -and my mom- from their sleep 😂

But they can't harden against emotional trauma. *You're adopted*

@professionalcommentstealer5271

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@PhoenixW77

5 жыл бұрын

"You have a cancer"

@professionalcommentstealer5271

5 жыл бұрын

Your parents don't love you

@KarmaDrip

5 жыл бұрын

D':

@chrislatam5423

5 жыл бұрын

We never get half life 3

When your nanomachinesons can make you immune to damage and heal super-fast, but can't fix your eyesight.

@rahulverma8774

Жыл бұрын

But most of us dont wear glasses or lenses because our eyes are damaged Negative or positive power is something different

@CeHee123

10 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure putting machines in your eyes would do them more harm than good.

@LabMatt

2 ай бұрын

​@@CeHee123At that point you may as well just replace your eyes with machines

@Spudman9

2 ай бұрын

​@@LabMattinteresting fact Armstrong just kept them on cuz he wanted. later he took them off revealing his nanomachine infused eyes which were red

@psycake1310

2 ай бұрын

He probably just wears them for show, like me. 3D glasses with the lenses poked out to make us look smarter. 🤓

"Why are you still relevant?!!" "Memes son"

@Fleshi_Guy615

Ай бұрын

The DNA of the soul

@ended-randomcreations

Ай бұрын

They shape our will Our culture - - they are everythig we pass on

@jerrythaplatypus

2 күн бұрын

You can't erase me, Jack!

"How the hell did you get elected?" "Nanovotes, son!" "They harden in response to political drama!"

@holdenhartley5454

4 жыл бұрын

Raiden: "How the hell did you get elected?" Trump: "NANOMEMES, SON"

@udayanav2148

4 жыл бұрын

imho voting machines sounds better but yeah its cool :D

@_-_FARHANALI

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like modi

@lancelot5125

4 жыл бұрын

@@_-_FARHANALI Haan toh Pakistan Jaa ke mar.

@pratikbhetwal3670

4 жыл бұрын

That's a reddit gold.

"Hey dad what are those microscopic robots called?" 0:18

@tonuahmed4227

3 жыл бұрын

Wholesome

@MeatCatCheesyBlaster

3 жыл бұрын

I’m hardening right now

@isaiahdeleon2508

3 жыл бұрын

I want this to be my new ringtone

@Reinheart.

3 жыл бұрын

best dad

@MagyarGaben

3 жыл бұрын

Its funny because he said the thing

Armstrong is blessed with invulnerability to all threats, physical or magical

@Michael_Afton40

Жыл бұрын

What if Raiden steals his glasses?

@grimtunes3527

Жыл бұрын

Nice one, because armstrong has the same voice actor as mimir

@SlantCarson

4 ай бұрын

you're so right

@Silkyfin_

3 ай бұрын

​@@grimtunes3527 NO FUCKING WAY I JUST LOOKED ON GOOGLE AND WTF THEY SOUND NOTHING ALIKE BUT IT'S TRUE

@Awesomeflame16

3 ай бұрын

​@grimtunes3527 WHAT

If the nanomachines harden in response to physical trauma and he can trigger them by flexing than that means armstrongs muscles are so strong that just flexing them causes trauma to that area. Thats lifting goals.

@hotguy77

Жыл бұрын

Like I said Raiden is jack but the senator is JACKED!

@Leto_0

2 ай бұрын

Flexing your muscles puts tension on them and can tear them slightly. It's possible to work out just by tensing your muscles

@varialfx.

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@Leto_0actually technically speaking all forms of exercise or weight lighting would be considered flexing the muscle

How does EA get so much money? MICROTRANSACTIONS, SON

@eddienortham7951

3 жыл бұрын

Literally 2hrs ago lol

@sentientmustache8360

3 жыл бұрын

THEY MULTIPLY IN RESPONSE TO ECONOMICAL TRAUMA, YOU CAN’T BANKRUPT ME, JACK

@serbobvegana8327

3 жыл бұрын

Nanotransactions, son

@reyquintov

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

@hmongpepper3340

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Why are your clothes so clean!? *WASHING MACHINE, SON*

@suh1141

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Dabajaws

5 жыл бұрын

It cleans deep in response to phyisical grime You can't stain me jack!

@martillodelajusticia7211

4 жыл бұрын

It response to chemical trauma

@jsin22366322

4 жыл бұрын

Why are your toy cars so tiny!? Micromachines son!

@lopezcontractor2682

4 жыл бұрын

Ok this is good

The speech he gives during this fight is my favorite in any videogame. It's actually very thought provoking

@claytonpetersimes5838

4 ай бұрын

The ending of MGS2 though. Most profound moment in a video game

@Jebu911

Ай бұрын

@@claytonpetersimes5838 yeah lot of mgs games have good speeches. Probably all of them

Jack : "why won't you die?" Senator: *getting naked Jack : "oh hell no..."

@PerfectAlibi1

6 күн бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lWmNlJd_hJqqqKg.html

"Why won't you talk?!" "Social anxiety son, we harden in response to human company"

@snakebite3232

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@hedhunterrjb2925

2 жыл бұрын

Relatable🤣🤣🤣

@breezy5673

2 жыл бұрын

@Owenboy360 *dont*

@chumbucket3475

2 жыл бұрын

@Owenboy360 But then wouldn’t that be the opposite of social anxiety?

@jackakakreanxx5587

2 жыл бұрын

But you just spoke

"They harden in response to physical trauma" *Jack proceeds to punch him*

@jeffcarroll1990shock

5 жыл бұрын

"What did I just say?"

@thomasweisgram4373

5 жыл бұрын

Stoopid, you aint even get the chance

@null9572

5 жыл бұрын

What an absolute fucking moron!

@hoodycoo4391

5 жыл бұрын

*DONT FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR!*

@TheSoulreaper6000

5 жыл бұрын

We never said he was smart. Just really skilled

"Why won't Baldur die?" "NANOMACHINES, BOI. They bless him with invulnerability to all threats, physical OR magical. You can't hurt him, lad."

10 million views, 10 years old, 10/10 game.

@yoofihonny5412

2 күн бұрын

10 out of 10 comment to a 10 out of 10 video

"Why won't you get Banned?!" "Twitch Simps, son. They harden in response to Sexual Trauma."

@steelingcable6350

3 жыл бұрын

"Sexual Trauma"

@anthonyt4154

3 жыл бұрын

There is so much *oh no* in that comment.

@ashnandy7363

3 жыл бұрын

Heheh. *Harden*

@tabbender1232

3 жыл бұрын

Simpson lol

@stefancristi2493

3 жыл бұрын

"Sexual abstinence"

*Armstrong:* NANOMACHINES SON! They harden in response to physical trauma. *Jack:* Oh shit! I better hit him with more physical trauma!

@BiGbTCN

7 жыл бұрын

Jack: I've figured it out. You just need to hit him REALLY hard.

@SoManyContent

7 жыл бұрын

+TheCosaNation That sounds like something Goku would say...

@joshlawrence8815

7 жыл бұрын

+Pablo Oria Sánchez yes and remember that time you never beat him.

@maverickmic

7 жыл бұрын

In that case, time for some mental trauma. Someone fetch a copy of Superman 64

@BiGbTCN

7 жыл бұрын

+maverickmic OH THE HUMANITY

my crush put this as his yearbook quote and I could never be more proud of him

@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf

11 ай бұрын

Lol, little dude got game. 🤣 P.s. All I can think of is sgt. Avery Johnson from Halo saying "Oh, I know what the lady's like." Spliced in with "nanomachines son!" Immediately after and I'm dying...... God, I'm dumb.

@OmniKit

3 ай бұрын

I am so doing that this year

These nanomachines may protect you from physical trauma but they won't protect you from emotional trauma.

we almost went a whole game without nanomachines.....

@FallingPicturesProductions

9 жыл бұрын

I know, right!

@ColonelMcboot

9 жыл бұрын

Phew... Thank goodness! The status quo is restored!

@sebbe44441

9 жыл бұрын

You haven't called the Dok very often I take it?

@icanusernamebetterthanyou3853

9 жыл бұрын

The Last of Us. Hehehehe.

@CloudStrife8372

9 жыл бұрын

It was all predicted by the Patriots....

Kid: “hey, what are tiny robots called dad?” Dad: *“Nanomachines Son!”*

@freddieharper8483

3 жыл бұрын

r/technicallythetruth????

@klamar.

3 жыл бұрын

@@freddieharper8483 Ik i’m late but why did you have to use a subreddit it wasn’t necessary at all

@cloudstrife6911

3 жыл бұрын

@@klamar. because redditors think they're cool

@silverreaps6803

3 жыл бұрын

@@cloudstrife6911 okay "cloud strife"

@silverreaps6803

3 жыл бұрын

@@klamar. does it matter?

Strongest fast food fan vs weakest apples fan.

Bro got yeeted to Mars💀

Iron Man in Infinity War be like

@elitebarbarian1903

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate.

@speedbuster5675

3 жыл бұрын

Infinity stones son

@Vilest7Creeper

3 жыл бұрын

"It's nanotech. You like it?"

@thegeneral4943

3 жыл бұрын

Except that in his case, they didn't hold up HALF as well.

@YutaOkkotsu3-7

3 жыл бұрын

Thanos be like :

EA: WHY WONT YOU DIE?! Gaben: Nanosales son

@leonsmith206

8 жыл бұрын

They harden in response to more players OR They lower in response to less sales

@dominator167able

8 жыл бұрын

+Leon Smith they harden in response to great deals

@verzi4396

7 жыл бұрын

nanotransactions

@vexuria

6 жыл бұрын

jason jefferson Nanofact: The Son Card Game

@lincolnmiller4757

3 жыл бұрын

They harden in response to financial trauma. You can't bankrupt me, EA!

The Gods: why wont you die !!! Kratos: Spartan Rage son, it hardens in respond to physical trauma

@swappedoutZ71

2 ай бұрын

Boy*

Nanomachines son. they make me immune to all threats, physical or magical

@afonsoccosta

Жыл бұрын

But you just said that!

Why am I unable to inflict fatal injury to your person? Really small mechanical power enhancements my male offspring, you cannot harm me Jackson

@gilgamesh7055

4 жыл бұрын

Through my male vocal chords i am provoking vibrations in the air which create a sound to transmit the information to the person who i know from long ago with whom i established a friendship based on trust and respect called Carl Johnson complaining about his inability to follow my instruction of going after the specifid vehicle which consists in a machine that uses thermodynamics to create a rotary movement to displace an undefined amount of wagons on a metallic beam called rail. In other word: "ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!!"

@PtkGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Creeper

@gilgamesh7055

4 жыл бұрын

@@PtkGaming umm, wut?

@SeMetin

4 жыл бұрын

@@PtkGaming aww man

@shori8438

4 жыл бұрын

@@PtkGaming normie meme

Raiden to Senator Armstrong. "Whered you get that drink?" "Vending machine, son"

@linkholder

3 жыл бұрын

They dispense drinks in response to financial trauma

@ALPHACIPHER

3 жыл бұрын

@@linkholder you can't dehydrate me, Jack!

@beyondbirthday7857

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment section 😂😂

@hirokimura1316

3 жыл бұрын

Throws drink at jack

@starshot8842

3 жыл бұрын

@@hirokimura1316 YOU'RE BAT SHIT INSANE.

Extra points for not losing his glasses.

so this is what mimir would do with nanomachines

Armstrong: "You can't hurt me, Jack!" Raiden: "Ok, Foureyes" *Armstrong starts sobbing*

@minorcomet282

3 жыл бұрын

NANOMACHINES, SON. THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO EMOTIONAL TRAUMA

@SimoneCalloni

2 жыл бұрын

Magetta (Dragon Ball) > Armstrong

@IsaacCollector

2 жыл бұрын

@@SimoneCalloni i don't know who that is

@chiyura2612

2 жыл бұрын

I never thought I would see a BBW Sypha Belnades

@captainlastreo5160

2 жыл бұрын

That profile picture looks like good material.

“They harden in response to physical trauma” he says as they harden without any physical trauma

@controlcore1

3 жыл бұрын

shut

@nachomolaolivera7580

3 жыл бұрын

One could argue he's forcing his muscles enough for it to actually be physical trauma.

@pubaguh3199

3 жыл бұрын

@@nachomolaolivera7580 interesting

@DangerZone200

3 жыл бұрын

no no he meant physical trauma on the emotional part of his brain stupid he thought about his father leaving him when he said that

@francosalazar4639

3 жыл бұрын

@@DangerZone200 well then that would just be emotional trauma lol

Bro has armament haki

-Why won't you die? -Armament haki, son!

"Why wont you die?" "BECAUSE IM BATMAN" "My muscles harden in response to emotional trauma"

@shadysam7161

3 жыл бұрын

The trick is to say his dead parents names.

@bait5257

3 жыл бұрын

Martha

@youraveragedog9161

3 жыл бұрын

@@bait5257 Why did you say that name!?

@rumiaito5775

3 жыл бұрын

@@bait5257 Why did you say that name!?

@jonathanjoestar863

3 жыл бұрын

DIIIOOOOOOOOOOOO

Raiden: Think Armstrong Think...What will you have after 500 years Armstrong: Nanomachines son

@IsaiahRichards692

2 жыл бұрын

Also Armstrong: A country ruled by strength, not committee!

@lepopcornnaisseur546

2 жыл бұрын

Armstrong would be Omni Man in this scenario as would Raiden be Invincible.

@Averagemetalenjoyer115

2 жыл бұрын

@@lepopcornnaisseur546 think jack think what will you have after 500 years MY TOOL OF JUSTICE

@jackofalltrades8412

2 жыл бұрын

"Why did you make me do this, Jack? You're fighting so you can watch everyone around you die! Think, Raiden! You'll see this country crumble to dust and rise again! Everyone, and everything you know will be reborn! What will you have after the 2020 election?"

@jitterygoblin8899

2 жыл бұрын

Yeye ‎ ‎

The true commander in chief.

This is the only American politician who's worthy to be followed

"You can't hurt me Joel"

@gjtrue

4 жыл бұрын

*Golf clubs, son!*

@HumansFreshlyBorn

4 жыл бұрын

HYDROXYCLOROQUIN, SON!

@dusitn_

4 жыл бұрын

"HOROMONE PILLS, SON!"

@Aryan-kl1ls

3 жыл бұрын

Who is joe

@cosuinofdeath

3 жыл бұрын

Goddayum haha

These nanomachines have passed down the Armstrong line for generations, son.

@jaketron101

8 жыл бұрын

SMAXZO XD

@Skallva

8 жыл бұрын

SMAXZO​ You made my morning with this line. Freakin' love Fullmetal Alchemist (at least Brotherhood, haven't seen the original). :3

@SMAXZO

8 жыл бұрын

Shulk the Homs Thank you. It's nice to make someone's day.

@Skallva

8 жыл бұрын

Well... Everything Armstrong-related has a 99.9% chance of making someone's day. This technique has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!

@jaketron101

8 жыл бұрын

Shulk the Homs The original isn't as good as brotherhood but it's worth watching. If you do make sure to see the movie after the last episode.

armstrong upgraded his venom suit to max level

welcome to the family, son!

"You can't hurt me, Jack!" *Raiden steals his glasses* "Fuck!"

@harpseal9234

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@cachalotreal

2 жыл бұрын

What happens if you emotionally hurt him

@devineratthemessiah9691

2 жыл бұрын

@@cachalotreal his eyes harden

@FRISHR

2 жыл бұрын

He'll create nanomachines glasses

@Nick-bk7es

2 жыл бұрын

@@devineratthemessiah9691 Nanoeyes. Son...

Act 1- Liquid Sun Act 2- Solid Sun Act 3- Third Sun Act 4- Twin Suns Act 5- Old Sun Act 6- Nanomachines Sun

@namishusband818

7 жыл бұрын

Act 7- Phantom Sun?

@marcstergeorge7065

7 жыл бұрын

Act 7: Sunny

@lorian8984

7 жыл бұрын

Act 9: Quiet sun

@wick9427

7 жыл бұрын

Act 10: hun in the sun

@seishinaozora5839

7 жыл бұрын

Act 10: Rising Sun

Little did he know he would become a legendary meme

@parzival-bo

Жыл бұрын

Oh they 100% knew, let's be honest.

senator armstrong is imune to all things physical or magical

Covid: "why won't you die" Vitamin gummies, son!

@MaximBG

3 жыл бұрын

They harden to response to physical infection You can't hurt me, Covid!

@pizzaman9859

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaximBG *infection* What did I just say?

@xardax1095

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@waccone8256

3 жыл бұрын

Goddammit I love this

@greensmurf221

3 жыл бұрын

Making the mother of all governments here, covid. Can't fret over every cell!

“Why wont it soften???” *”VIAGRA, SON!”*

@PhelesDragon

3 жыл бұрын

There’s an added layer of fucked to this

@eeyore4807

3 жыл бұрын

They harden in response to childhood trauma

@lolekbolek916

3 жыл бұрын

They harden in response to seeing a hot naked woman.

@ProfessorBright

3 жыл бұрын

Found it! Found the most cursed comment.

@xxzenonionnex7658

3 жыл бұрын

Ha

What I like the most about this scene is how Raiden gets sent flying like a ragdoll lmao

Queen Elizabeth to her attempted assassin.

"Why won't you sleep?!" "Coffee machines son! They harden in response to sleep deprivation!

@acolossalangrybook3169

2 жыл бұрын

you can't exhaust me, jack

@cg9028

2 жыл бұрын

@@acolossalangrybook3169 3 hr ago

@acolossalangrybook3169

2 жыл бұрын

@@cg9028 ok

@odatnarat14

2 жыл бұрын

@@acolossalangrybook3169 3w ago

@acolossalangrybook3169

2 жыл бұрын

@@odatnarat14 18 minutes ago

"No die?!?" "HAHA! Small machines go hard! No ouch!"

@thatskeletordude5271

3 жыл бұрын

"Why use more word when less do trick?"

@annoying_HK_guy

3 жыл бұрын

"Me No hurt,Jack"

@WinCla

3 жыл бұрын

@@annoying_HK_guy "What say me?"

@annoying_HK_guy

3 жыл бұрын

@@WinCla "End time!"

@Empanadas.

3 жыл бұрын

r/DecreasinglyVerbose

Kratos: "WHY WONT YOU DIE?!" Baldur: *"Freya, son, she cursed me with invulnerability to physical trauma! YOU CAN'T HURT ME KRATOS!"*

thank you video with no context for convincing me to get into mgr all those months ago

Anime villain: Why won’t you die?! Anime hero: Plot armor son, they give me a bullshit power up in response to physical trauma!

@KirbyLinkACW

4 жыл бұрын

Can we talk about you thumbnail?

@jdatboi724

4 жыл бұрын

KirbyLinkACW No, no we cannot

@TrenElZombie

4 жыл бұрын

Not really, when you are on edge of death in a figth, you know give it all, no limits, is kill or be killed. Cocky-cautios- full power

@LjuboCupic1912

4 жыл бұрын

Adam J. Harper you can destroy them so that there’s literally nothing left of them to regenerate.

@jdatboi724

4 жыл бұрын

Asperger y Vida thx 🙏

Metal Gear fans: why wont you die! Konami: NANOPACHINKOS SON!

@OrphanCrow

7 жыл бұрын

Pachinko machines, son

@Mcwartegz

7 жыл бұрын

They harden in response to kojima

@Baken384

6 жыл бұрын

To coins and slots*

@peucoman

6 жыл бұрын

YUGIOH CARDS, SON! they harden in response to the Banlist!

@Baken384

6 жыл бұрын

Peucoman yeah a quick fix to the banlist

Turns out they only give defense and all that physical strength is just his own.

Never thiught that Senator Armstrong and Mimur had the same VA but here we are

Baldur: "Why won't you die?!!!" Kratos: "Spartan rage, son. It hardens in response to physical trauma."

@OwO377

3 жыл бұрын

100% True fax.

@markrios7748

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOO

@wolfedoggone4964

3 жыл бұрын

Boiiiii

@wandererzero2799

3 жыл бұрын

Just picture Mimir have Nanomachine body

@bambblamb3734

3 жыл бұрын

"You cant hurt me Baldur" (punch) "what did i just say?" *R2*

Anime Antagonists: Why won’t you die?! Main Character: Plot armor, son!

@IsaiahRichards692

2 жыл бұрын

Goku: Dragonballs, son!

@fatherpucci8170

2 жыл бұрын

Also flashbacks,son !

@adamlong6711

2 жыл бұрын

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Tatsumi the Brave?

@IsaiahRichards692

2 жыл бұрын

@@adamlong6711 Tatsumi: Hey, Akame, can I have some of your plot armor? Akame: Sorry, can’t talk now! My tragic backstory is acting up again!

@adamlong6711

2 жыл бұрын

@@IsaiahRichards692 that sums up the penultimate episode in a nutshell.

when the videogame know its a videogame and we get this awesome sequence.

BRO WHY DOES HE HAVE HAKI

ACT 6: NANOMACHINES SUN

@Zukan

8 жыл бұрын

+Vic Boss Aaaaaahhhh Semen...

@SmashSSL

8 жыл бұрын

+Vic Boss ''It's been a long time, Snake'' ''BIG BOSS?!!'' *ACT 6 NANOMACHINES SUN* (Big Boss - Richard Doyle) ''How can you still be alive?!'' *NANOMACHINES, SON... * or should I call ya brother?

@AndresRB_

6 жыл бұрын

act 7: nanovirginity son

_Later, in an alternate reality_ *Armstrong:* Why won’t you die?! *Raiden:* _Nanopaste, father!_

@Butter_Warrior99

3 жыл бұрын

Why?!?

@hisokalperv1096

3 жыл бұрын

What?

@Bugermanchi

3 жыл бұрын

You mean why won’t you live

@brianixehuatlaca8199

3 жыл бұрын

That would've been great.

@Breidablik06

2 жыл бұрын

Better yet: Nanopaste, daddy!

Bro literally has armament haki

Fun fact: Senator's voice actor is the same voice actor as Mimir from God of War, you may say it's impossible but my source is available to search for

@masonbruner1239

Жыл бұрын

You can hear actually a bit of Mimir in Armstrong's speeches, since Alastair Duncan is natively Scottish and had to do his best American accent for the character. In fact, I'm pretty sure Mimir is just Duncan's natural voice, with the Scottish-ness just cranked up a bit.

GAMERS: Why won't you die?! EA: Microtransactions son!

@ZombiAstral

3 жыл бұрын

Nano. NANOTRANSACTIONS SON.

@maxthepaladin2147

3 жыл бұрын

They harden in response to financial trauma

@noir4762

3 жыл бұрын

Underated

@IAmBushid0

3 жыл бұрын

You can't bankrupt me gamers!

@JackFrostIsHere

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

@maxumusjesus

8 жыл бұрын

+John Doe The funny this is, that realistically this probably could surpass metal gear in terms of usefulness

@justbny9278

8 жыл бұрын

Unskilled it surpassed metal gear. Everyone have nanomachines. Liquid have an metal gear and both was destroyed.

looks like a famous bodybuilder from the 90s

10 years ago....10 Million views

THESE NANOMACHINES HAVE BEEN IN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!

@ark_ryl9384

8 жыл бұрын

First thing that came to my mind too haha. Also, doesn't it remind you of the Ultimate Shield?

@sirloin5951

7 жыл бұрын

ark_ryl Now that I think of it, yeah, it does.

@zhaoyun255

7 жыл бұрын

Also, he probably PRAISE THE SUN everyday.

@egeorgiades93

7 жыл бұрын

To think all this time Armament Haki was really Nanomachines all this time.

@Caliburn_Summit

7 жыл бұрын

+Eric D. I never thought about it this way

Goku: why won't you die Frieza: 5 minutes sun

@FeatheredGryphon

6 жыл бұрын

Actually, Goku never wanted to kill him. And was way stronger than Freeza, so after the battle was so disappointed.

@quasimodokiwi1500

6 жыл бұрын

15 episodes son

@patrickstar6458

6 жыл бұрын

FeatheredGryphon nigga we know it was just a joke don't explain the shit like it's needed

@FeatheredGryphon

6 жыл бұрын

I never explained any joke. You probably doesn't know the word "digression".

@patrickstar6458

6 жыл бұрын

FeatheredGryphon I know you didn't explain the joke but what I was saying was we already know Goku didn't want to kill Frieza and THAT'S what you were explaining which is just unnecessary.

Armstrong: “You do not have haki, Jack.”

How do F2P games make so much money? Microtransactions, son They multiply in response to economical trauma.

Vergil: Motivation son! They harden in response to P O W E R

@davinstarritt2616

3 жыл бұрын

Mundus: *T-pose* Dante: (SIN active) *T-posing* Nero: (Devil TRIGGERED) *T-posing*

@neiordostuff1706

3 жыл бұрын

*I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROCHING*

@zeatu7949

2 жыл бұрын

now i'm a little motivated

@aidanbeesley3221

2 жыл бұрын

Nero: Devil Trigger, Dad! It activates in response to familiar trauma

@amiraliahmadkhan6904

2 жыл бұрын

*preparing for judgment nut*

Why am I here? *KZread Recommendations* Son

@code066funkinbird3

3 жыл бұрын

@@aurahero9842 and his pic is Granger from mobile legends bang bang

@anotherone1731

3 жыл бұрын

Oh another mobile legends player

@gul20000

3 жыл бұрын

MLBB lol

@anotherone1731

3 жыл бұрын

@@gul20000 Aap bhi ML khelte ho bhai sahab XD? Mene chor di filhal

@gul20000

3 жыл бұрын

@@anotherone1731 same mene bhi chord di 2 season hogy khele 😂 ID: Ezio666

0:18 Nanomachines, Son.

"Nanomachines, Rigby. They harden in response to physical trauma."

Raiden: "How the hell did you get elected?!" Armstrong: "Nanomachines, son! They all voted in me".

@gatsbymaguire

Жыл бұрын

IN him o_o

@maximeleninja4029

Жыл бұрын

@@gatsbymaguire XD

@zizochemlali4639

Жыл бұрын

Wait so he got like 500 Billion votes!

@Journey_Awaits

Жыл бұрын

8 billion people on earth? Nah more like 1, the rest of the population counted are his nanomachines

@Gabriel-all

Жыл бұрын

Bruh

Hideo Kojima fans: "Konami, why wont you die!?" Konami: "Nano machines, son! They harden in response to financial trauma!"

@AngraMainiiu

4 жыл бұрын

"Microtransactions son!"

@thunderthys2077

4 жыл бұрын

You can't bankrupt me fanbase

@K4RN4GE911

4 жыл бұрын

"Pachinko machines, son!"

@jack_hunt1103

4 жыл бұрын

MGS survival son!

@arya31ful

4 жыл бұрын

"Money machines son!"

" How can you not get cancelled after saying the n-word? " " Nanomachines, son. They blacken in response to mental trauma. You can't cancel me, Jack "

I bet Senator Armstrong could be a threat to the Hulk if they fought

@Cake2019_6

Жыл бұрын

He is

*Oblivion Guard:* Why won't you die!? *Hero of Kvatch:* Healing potions, son.

@johngr1747

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm afraid your journey ends here, traveller."

@radioactiva3095

4 жыл бұрын

*sir

@santinodesimone3125

4 жыл бұрын

They heal me in response to physical trauma!

@denizmetint.462

4 жыл бұрын

"The body is still warm, looks like there's a killer about..."

@sparta-lf4lv

4 жыл бұрын

No lollygagging

"And how are your glasses still in place! Nanomachines, too?!!" "No, I just got them on this small leather strap my wife bought me, so I would stop losing them."

@holdinmcgroin8639

9 жыл бұрын

You just reminded me that Ms. Armstrong is a widow now ;_; I hope Revengeance 2 is about a nano-machine powered Ms. Armstrong getting revenge on Raiden.

@unclefiend2138

9 жыл бұрын

***** She would get her ass-kicked, Raiden has more experience, knows how to deal with these "Nanomachine Motherfuckers of Rape, Death and Destruction" And she has no experience at all.

@unclefiend2138

9 жыл бұрын

Raiden has NANOBALLS, son.

@smartboy201

9 жыл бұрын

Grammar Nazi 1st Reichsleiter Whuzzat? Raiden has "NOBALLS"?

@unclefiend2138

9 жыл бұрын

NOBALLS: THE BALLS SO POWERFUL THAT THEY BROKE THROUGH REALITY, AND ARE NOW STUCK IN THE VOID, BUT SOMEHOW CAN MAKE SUPER DESTRUCTIVE *TRUSTS* FROM THE VOID!

Nanner machines son, the supply with nanners in response to hungy trauma, ya can't starve me Jack.

Fun fact! Theres a real life material that functions like this, its called sheer thickening fluid. A basic example would be cornstarch and water. Nanoparticles suspended in the fluid, such as silica particles suspended in polyethylene glycol, align with eachother causing the viscosity to dramatically increase in response to impact. This type of fluid is currently being reseached for use it advanced soft body armor

@AU_Player

Жыл бұрын

I hope political debates are like this then

@andilouis8770

10 ай бұрын

You mean Non-Newtonian Fluids?

@chrisbaker9704

10 ай бұрын

@andilouis8770 we are both right. There are 2 types of non newtonian fluids. Sheer thinning fluids like ketchup and sheer thickening fluid like cornstarch water mixture. Sheer thinning fluids become less viscious whenever Sheer force is applied while Sheer thickening fluids become more viscious.

"Dad what were your favorite toys as a kid?" *MICROMACHINES, SON*

@pendraco2000

4 жыл бұрын

They zoom in response to motion trauma!

@ExtremeUnction1988

4 жыл бұрын

YES

That's armament haki

@aniki2s

3 жыл бұрын

YES !!! It’s totally it !! 🤝🤝

@cumbrap

3 жыл бұрын

@Danael Ruzzo seems likely

@sizun14

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@ammagon4519

3 жыл бұрын

Hey you got a verification on your name now, nice.

@nabilibrahim6114

3 жыл бұрын

Luffy vs kaido

WHY WONT YOU DIE VANIR MAGIC, SON.

Raiden: Source? Armstrong: I made it the fuck up!

Villain: “Why won’t you die?!” Anime protagonist: “The power of friendship, son. It strengthens when an emotional flashback happens. You can’t kill me!”

@paulcampbell795

2 жыл бұрын

Villain: *tried to kill them* Anime protagonist: “What did I just say?”

@Doublemonk0506

2 жыл бұрын

@@paulcampbell795, Anime protagonist: *drops the friendship version of Fat Man and Little Boy on the villain*

@code066funkinbird3

2 жыл бұрын

Like Mha in the nutshell

@yoursleepparalysismonster8391

2 жыл бұрын

@@code066funkinbird3 I haven't even seen a single power of friendship moment in MHA. Do your research before you comment

@justsomegodlikestatuesitti8017

2 жыл бұрын

Villan: "I know... But he can" *Points the next season where hes not the mc anymore*

Regular people: How are you still so young looking? Hirohiko Araki: Nanomachines, son.

@Veldel

7 жыл бұрын

His stand grants eternal youth by swarming inside his body like NANOMACHINES SON

@smoldream2908

7 жыл бұрын

Jack the Fire Gamer The Ripple, son!

@namishusband818

7 жыл бұрын

Stone masks, son.

@RasoKye

7 жыл бұрын

"Perfect Being, son. I've been alive for 2000 years. you can hurt me jack.

@OrphanCrow

7 жыл бұрын

He hardens in response to animal cruelty!

nanomachines son

Is just haki with extra steps.

Zeus: Why won't you die? Kratos: Vengeance,son. It increases in response to Mental trauma!

@crazyone3494

4 жыл бұрын

Well... this is pretty accurate, actually, Zeus truly said "Why won't you die" which makes this evan more accurate...

@soul6733

4 жыл бұрын

Change Kratos line in: Vengeance, dad. Then it's perfect.

@desertdust6969

4 жыл бұрын

@@soul6733 If I change it, it will not fit with the tone of the video and there will be no sarcasm!

@youknowyoufuckedupright3058

4 жыл бұрын

GoW 2018 version: Kratos: WHY WON'T YOU DIE?! Baldur: Magic Curse, Son! It hardens in response to every form of trauma.

@bondunkulus7648

3 жыл бұрын

@Uncle Crispy no, Baldur is immune to all threats, physical or magical.

The only indestructible thing here is his glasses.

@MoonDhunt

3 жыл бұрын

The pants, the glasses broke later, the pants are of a really good quality

@alijahmcclain8198

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoonDhunt nanomachines son

@tieger1313

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoonDhunt They must be bespoke. He IS a senator, after all.

@MoonDhunt

3 жыл бұрын

@@tieger1313 Well, that's fair, I don't think anyone wants to see the senators nano pp

@tieger1313

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoonDhunt Oof. Nice.

Buffness son. They workout in response to stressful situations. You can’t outwork me, Jack

10 years ago 10 million views 10/10 game perfect