Elden Ring too easy for you? Wanting to impress the ladies?
Have you tried Naked Clubbing?
Lyrics
[chorus]
Naked Clubbing
Naked Clubbing
No armor of any type
Give the bosses a drubbing
Naked Clubbing
Naked Clubbing
Elden ring, it's a thing,
Got the ladies all rubbin'
[verse]
Oh, you beat the Ring with magic?
Oh, you went hard into strength?
Barricade in the shade and
You think you'll get laid?
Na ah-ah ah
The ladies all about naked clubbing
So take yo clothes off, let it go flubbing
So get a mace or a stick o wood
A loincloth and some sandals
And your end game's all good
[chorus]
Naked Clubbing
Naked Clubbing
No armor of any type
Give the bosses a drubbing
Naked Clubbing
Naked Clubbing
Elden ring, it's a thing,
Got the ladies all rubbin'
[verse]
What if the boss hits me?
Well, then you'll be dead
Sometimes, clubbing is best with a group o friends
If yo girl likes clubs, bring her in,
Ah, you're into that shit, maybe get some peggin'
Naked clubbing, naked clubbing,
In Elden Ring, leave the armor at home
And you won't make a scene
Multiplayer makes for fun times
Motion to a red man, point with yo hand
Next thing you know,
he's teabaggin' the sand
[chorus]
Naked Clubbing
Naked Clubbing
No armor of any type
Give the bosses a drubbing
Naked Clubbing
Naked Clubbing
Elden ring, it's a thing,
Got the ladies all rubbin'
[verse]
Margit, Godrick,
Red World, Rennala,
Naked club, eat em up
like tikka masala
Godfrey, Morgot, Fire Giant
Godskin Duo, to the club they're all pliant
Maliketh, Gideon, Godfrey Hoarah
Probably die a few times, but come back for more-ah
[chorus]
Naked Clubbing
Naked Clubbing
No armor of any type
Give the bosses a drubbing
Naked Clubbing
Naked Clubbing
Elden ring, it's a thing,
Got the ladies all rubbin'
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