The professor asked his chat “Are you cringe because of what you’ve done? Or did you do what you did because your cringe?”

@LmaoItsDead

2 ай бұрын

"Nah I'd cringe" - Someone, probably

@petesmith13

2 ай бұрын

You can only use the cringe because of what you've done for the first time, every other time after that you're cringe and have done something cringe

@dannacoleman5189

2 ай бұрын

“I haven’t used this technique since the Ligma era” - Prof. Lando

@ImnotcrazyIswear49

2 ай бұрын

"Stand proud , you are cringe."

@J_Pizzle09

2 ай бұрын

“Sit ashamed, you’re cringe.” -Astolfkuna, circa 2015

Pray to the church of Astolfo have your sins absolved by our femboy savior 🙏 🙏 🙏

@apolloisnotashirt

2 ай бұрын

Amen Sister! YAAASSS

@K2lolll

2 ай бұрын

real

@percorset

2 ай бұрын

astolfo is actually a demigirl your religion is based in LIES....

@Heylo-714

2 ай бұрын

amen 🙏 🙏 🙏

@spencerthestupidsamurai7326

2 ай бұрын

This comment made me suicidal

the real miracle is this video not being put to confess to youtube's guidelines priest yet

@aheumedivirtoXD

2 ай бұрын

(not a complaint, very funny)

"Yes Daddy Lando i've been naughty" is going to be appearing at some point i predict it

I feel so vanilla listening to some of these people.

@OJ_36

2 ай бұрын

Fr. Some of these make me wonder if I really am weird....

@_Epidemic_

Ай бұрын

I’ve done some shit that I am not ready to answer for in front of god, but people talking about piss fetishes or animal abuse makes me feel a lot better about myself.

@GaminCatto

Ай бұрын

I sleep well at night knowing I'm not as bad as some of these people 😭😭😭

@priestesslucy3299

Ай бұрын

I'm just glad that 'wiping drool on the cat' bit was literal mouth drool and not... Something else... 😅

@quilere-fc4mq

Ай бұрын

You should be grateful

It honestly sounds like that professor is just suffering severe empathy burnout

@user-tz4eh3rc4j

Ай бұрын

i recognise that man, my ex was so needy because she was getting bullied and she would not fucking listen to my advice.

I feel the holy spirit coming inside of me

@OJ_36

2 ай бұрын

😨

@somethingsomething6412

2 ай бұрын

amen

@zornuxzornux8746

2 ай бұрын

Hallelujah 👏🙏

@harodos3354

2 ай бұрын

it's so deep in me

@sleepyspacefrog

2 ай бұрын

the second coming

hey i sent the pegging dream one. yes i'm a woman! and sadly life got in the way so i'm not in contact with that friend anymore. but honestly that was relieving to hear, i'll keep it in mind for the future :) thank you for your unbiased opinion father lando, amen 🙏

@holyblood_demon

Ай бұрын

My sister in Christ. You would be impressed by how many men are secretly into it. Amen

@myron_2402

Ай бұрын

Amen

@Tyme_Whyrlwynd

Ай бұрын

Amen! 🙏

@charlieterry8506

28 күн бұрын

Amen

5:40 Hampsters can never die a normal death. I've NEVER heard a story of a hamster dying of natural causes.

@bman296

28 күн бұрын

Mine died of old age

@Arabicat.

13 күн бұрын

"I mean, the Odd1sout made a story video of that..."

Divorce guy repenting about the whole thing with his ex, prof: oh yeah she slept with your brother. Guy asking for forgiveness for the laundry disaster, prof: oh yeah your mom knows what that smells like. And then the Bridge to Terabithia comment ended everyone. I can never get over how unhinged these stories are and then prof just adds to it (not to mention Blake dying in the ground)😂 Thank you for the crazy and hilarious video! Really miss weekend classes and confessionals, can't wait till you do them again

@josephjoestar953

Ай бұрын

To be fair she 100% slept with his brother, if she cheated on the guy she's dating with OP, she definitely cheated on OP with someone else. It's not like she SUDDENLY started cheating after they divorced.

That last one is actually straight 100% factual

@urbestbud8850

2 ай бұрын

we need full confirmation

@philosofi239

2 ай бұрын

As a man, I can still remember the gay dude who whispered about the chubby cutey beside him(i was beside him and the only person with body fat near him). I still think about that memory fondly and its been 6 yrs. Telling most dudes you dreamt about pegging them will boost their self esteem so much because OMG they think im peggable(attractive)? My very worthless 2 cents worth.

@Nillowo

2 ай бұрын

@@urbestbud8850 working on it tbh

@maximumforce8275

Ай бұрын

Speak for yourself

@SnailShoes

7 күн бұрын

​@@philosofi239The Omg they think I'm peggable absolutely just broke me 😅 Also as a gay, kudos to the compliment my man!

The guy with the ex wife was more bragging than confessing. As he should.

Guy who pulled his pork with the cat just watching him gave me anxiety at first. I was worried he was gonna do a Shane Dawson.

@ferchilandio

2 ай бұрын

Do I wanna know what’s it to do a Shane Dawson?

@josephjoestar953

Ай бұрын

@@ferchilandio Not unless you're into fucking cats

@senatorarmstrong689

Ай бұрын

​@@ferchilandiono

@SpongeBobGaming38239

Ай бұрын

@@ferchilandioshane dawson did sexual things to his cat

@priestesslucy3299

Ай бұрын

@@ferchilandio I don't know, but I can guess it means splatooning the cat in white

You know, normally, i hear stuff like this every day, but the sock one... that one had my jaw dropped for the rest of the video and I don't know why.

"I don't think piss is as good as people think." Such a brave stance!

I know it’s not mine so I don’t mind saying it but the last confession resembles a dream I also had

@shansheep8292

2 ай бұрын

did you tell him?

@dreampinkreel

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@shansheep8292I did not even though we talked about we physically liked about each other and I told him he had good cheeks

Amen ❌ Ah, men 😫✅

@outerspaceproduction

Ай бұрын

Wo-men 😍

Just from the thumbnail I can tell this is gonna be incredibly cursed again edit: It was indeed cursed LOL

Never a dull moment with Father Lando. Thanks again for a great stream! Also Blake needs his dedicated chips and dip station....

Cats that arent neutered will crank the hog in front of you too.

@benamisai-kham5892

9 күн бұрын

People online call them...sin biscuits

I got a bible add before this 😂

@RUFFYIwagon-vm4jb

Ай бұрын

I think KZread was trying to save you...

Amen Father🙏

damn I gotta remember to have my notifications up so I can contribute to the next one of these

Father Lando could very well become the first living saint since the late 1800s! =P

This stream was more unhinged than the last time he did this. I’m so glad it got turned into a video

Tbh the cat lick its asshole in public all the time it would not bother as long as you don’t interact with it, wash your hands before touching them though

@AndrogynousVampire

27 күн бұрын

I said the exact same thing lmao, they lick literally all of their genitals then lick their own face 😭

I'm at work ans just listened to the first one like 2 hours ago and thought "I sure hope he makes more"

"Super Mario Sunshine" I'm sorry you're just projecting now lmao

"he's into comp. sci." yeah that checks out

17:18 Everyone gets caught at some point. Nobody can hide the facade of the truth forever. No one is a perfect criminal . There will be one day when one little slip up will happen and you are red-handed.

this is the best series

Bless Father Lando…bless. As for everyone else. Y’all need Isukiri!!!!!!

wow this was an incredibly difficult watch

Saint Clappington is doing really well from what i am seeing. xDDD

Lolol having Blake read all of them

Finally another one 🎉😂. Cheers 🥂

the Super Mario Sunshine story was insane

“If bridge to Teribithia had a good ending” Omg ded 💀 😂

Easily my favorite series

The Mr. Robot callout 😂

Re: Professor. That is every professor. People are exhausting.

7:20 all of this one is just too relatable

I actually like these better than your main content wtf

16:12 yes we still do book reports

I need to enter one of these

Super Mario Sunshine and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

@outerspaceproduction

Ай бұрын

😔

Damn, these always make me feel better about myself.

@rickdingenenzo

2 ай бұрын

Yeah me too, I relate a lot to most of the stories which makes me know I'm not alone in what I've done!

@casteanpreswyn7528

2 ай бұрын

@@rickdingenenzo oh no, I don't relate at all. Lol. That's why it makes me feel better, I'm nowhere near the pos degenerate I sometimes think I am. Lol

@rickdingenenzo

2 ай бұрын

​@@casteanpreswyn7528I don't relate at all too I was joking 😭..

man what happened to that confession of that guy who made fun of his friend until he unalived himself story?

This is the best Church I've ever been to.

AMEN!!🙏

I feel so normal now

Are we just gonna ignore that he did a 200 iq move by naming every part of the confession some popular mobile name for more views

Cats lick themselves to get clean so is it really so bad to add more slobber into the mix?

"Imagine if Blake actually did any of these sins💀"

At 12:00 Professor Lando showed his academic interlect. In hinsight it was pretty obvious, but I would have been oblivious to the end of my day, even though that was actually the most interesting part of the story.

Solution to double dipping: Rotate the chip and dip the end you didn’t bite if you have to double dip.

@TheUltimateRey

2 ай бұрын

But that’s an end you’ve been touching so still germs

@RUFFYIwagon-vm4jb

Ай бұрын

Then go on a different corner or STOP WRAPPING YOUR FAT AHH FINGERS AROUND CHIP, YOU SICKO!

The poor hamster...

damn this is easily addicting.

13:22 Profesor Lando self reported?

The way he says, "dirty little boy." 😳 2:44

Amen

where does a brother submit confessions

Yeah uuuh.... What if my cat doesn't wear shoes?

I feel like converting...

how does it get worse in the span of 2 minutes 😭

Finallyyyy yeeeeyy

Oh lord

Rip little hamster

7:37 Ever heard of a certain genre of mushoku tensei fanart? I think that's what this guy is looking for💀🔫🙏

Where do we submit confessions?

Where can I confess my sin do I have to email you?

B a l l s a c k

@rickdingenenzo

2 ай бұрын

🤤

I'm high af and I swear I thought the guy confessing did all of this lol

Good thing pope Wubby paved the way for you. wubby7

10:11 🤣🤣🤣🙏🏽

I just finished replaying Mario Sunshine, what does this mean...

All we did was play halo LMAO true

21:39 my girlfriend said just “kill yourself man” 😂 jokes aside that was our favorite bit, brilliant

When i watch this video, i feel like im not that much of a weido and im actually pure... (LATOM is better than AMEN)

Here's my sin Lando: I whack it to R18 yuri art/doujins and listen to Power Metal (e.g. Helloween, Angra, DragonForce, etc.) after doing the deed. How much of a sinner am I for that?

@Acopyofnso

2 ай бұрын

As long as its not below 18 it aint really a sin 🙏

@Acopyofnso

2 ай бұрын

Im not lando tho so ionknow

@ashle9034

2 ай бұрын

I can't tell if you're a japanese highschool girl who's a closeted gay or a grown ass bearded 6'3 man who happens to love MLP. Probably both.

@johndoe7017

2 ай бұрын

Your sins are forgiven for being cool as hell

Bring back father Wubby

lol

Huh

It doesnt mean matter if anyone saw you sin, god saw you sin.

a disturbing number of people seem to have done something with their gran-moms clothes....another reason to not that kids then

Father... I love femboys..

hello

@rickdingenenzo

2 ай бұрын

Bro got left on read 💀

Nanami with black hair go back to jjk

You're welcome for the submission 🙏

humanity has to go.

why is astofolo... is this the femboy savior?

forgive me daddy for i have sinned. i have unspeakable rule 34 dreams about you and Blake :3

BLESS ME FATHER I AM THE 666th LIKE

Forgive me, Daddy Lando, I've been naughty.

Father Lando is a huge turn on idk

Fake Priest from China 😢😢😢

@rickdingenenzo

2 ай бұрын

Made in China 💀