Fun fact: in Topaz's character files it reveals that her real name is Jelena

No one knows what criteria the rating pistol uses to determine its scores. For all we know, a lower number could be a good thing. Hell, I'm pretty sure Jingliu scores a 0.

@b.ardner6903

8 ай бұрын

Yep. Jingliu scored zero. But some people scored beyond that. March, unknown Luocha, unknown Sampo, unknown In these cases, the rating gun just simply bugged out before shutting down instantly. Why? What's wrong with these people? Only Hoyo can answer that

@anonymus2583

8 ай бұрын

@@b.ardner6903 March: Unkown backstory, memories erased. Has something to do with Fuli and the Remembrance tho. Luocha: Literally looks like Otto and has secret intentions with Jingliu. Need I say more? Sampo: Most likely a follower of the Elation, so that's why it couldn't rate him: he is completely unpredictable.

@dadian803

8 ай бұрын

​@@anonymus2583 Luocha/Otto/Raksha or whatever name you go is alternate Otto. To be specific it's him during Seven Swords just in space cause HSR.

@theriolu1693able

8 ай бұрын

She gets an achievement called Absolute Zero if you take her up to the Rating Pistol

@yoohoo236

8 ай бұрын

​@@anonymus2583I'm convinced March is among of beauty

Literally Topaz: I’m going to fight you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.

As someone who excels at mental math I can confirm Topaz’s statement. It’s tough being people’s calculator.

Oh my god, this was such a hilarious video, I loved seeing you lose your mind over two different things: losing the 5050 to Numby’s cuteness 😂 Always love your commentaries, Kage!

Man i just wanna say, u always make my day better. Ur vids are fire

I lost my 50/50 to Bronya I was both sad and happy at the same time, because while I did not got Topaz, I wanted Bronya so badly. Now preparing for Huo Huo 😁

@baokr

8 ай бұрын

haha same she's now carrying my team on her back

@Majin_Fuu

8 ай бұрын

​@@baokrFORMATION!

@zagnetureszagzag5790

8 ай бұрын

huo?

@Alphanoob99

8 ай бұрын

@@zagnetureszagzag5790 Yeah, Huo huo, Hoyoverse released tease picture of her for 1.5 , two days before their 1.4 livestream Friday will be the 1.5 livestream. Looking forward to that 😁

@curryfishheadenjoyer

8 ай бұрын

man I want to lose my 50/50 to bronya, so far I've only ever lost to bailu. there's no escaping the qiqi curse even in hsr

Kage, you are the most entertaining content creator on this platform

7:05 It’s very simple, you lay a boulder on your chest and then someone will smash it with a sledgehammer, it’s not that complicated

Ayy, Topaz and Numby are so nice to play :D

A Kage's upload a day, Keeps the sadness away. Bless up

If you'll get Guan e6 in those pulls I'll be so jealous

Glad I'm not the only one to dump 100 pulls without gratification. 😅 Try again this weekend lol.

Unfortunately I’m not getting her right now and have to wait until the last day to get her. Main reason is because I’m pulling for Furina on Genshin and I’m gona try to get Baizhu too since I couldn’t get him last time

@EclipseSeth

8 ай бұрын

Good luck

@lotannaarinze6581

8 ай бұрын

Are you a spender or what

@OldFantasy

8 ай бұрын

Will you succeed on getting her on the last day??

@Blacknight6577

8 ай бұрын

@@lotannaarinze6581 if u mean do I have money to spend then yes

@Blacknight6577

8 ай бұрын

@@EclipseSeth thanks

I really love your videos keep on the good work. You are the besy youtuber ❤❤❤❤

thanks jei i wait topaz episode for a week but yes numby is fully five star haha but i still want to pull topaz

I am always happy to see our Uncle Kage

NUMBY BEST HSR ANIMAL

My topaz pulls went as i planned, i had 40 pulls and 10 pity on a 50/50 i was hoping for an early pity and it actually happened 😭

Wondering if anymore vids will be out

man feels bad hitting hard pity 2 times for me im skipping Topaz on my main might try to get her on my 2nd acc just to try her out with Clara and Kafka

My man has excellent taste! Sadly I lost to Welt on Topaz's banner... ...but I got Seele in 3 10 shots in the re-run so yeah its all good. BUT STILL!!! MY HIMEKO NEEDS A FRIEND!!!

your topaz pull didn't went as planned while my guini pulls didn't go as planned

This reminds me of my Xiao pulls. They did NOT go well. I still have ptsd from that.

@I...Y

8 ай бұрын

how did they go??

@ScaryYokai

8 ай бұрын

Idk how your normal pulls go but this is pretty normal.

@anyaaa2801

8 ай бұрын

@@I...YYou don’t wanna know 🥲

Topaz really did colected the gacha tax scary woman

my topaz pulls were crazy it was a hard choice to make go for topaz or seele so i was like if i get topaz early ill try and get seele so my first 2 multi got nothing and on my 3rd one got topaz so i switch banners and my first 2 multi got nothing and on my 3rd one got seele so im pretty sure i used up all my luck now.

As someone who's really good at math and can do a lot of it quickly off the top of my head a calculator might actually be slower sometimes. But there are times when I'm tired or just don't want to think so using a calculator becomes my saving grace, however being a human calculator does come with the pain of people trying to trip you up with a difficult equation or you just get people asking you to throw them some quick answers so that they don't have to use a calculator. So yeah being good at math can be both a blessing and a curse depending on who you're with.

I wanted guan and ended up getting her! After also getting topaz in the same ten pull ruining my guaranteed..

@DarkSeraph

8 ай бұрын

Same

@Deathclaw6364

8 ай бұрын

Did a similar thing with lynx I only wanted lynx and no fu xuan but didn't get her until the exact 10 pull fu xuan came around but since it didn't matter to me anymore to preserve jades I got lynx e1 as well but for me it wasn't a guarantee but a 50/50 so oh well used guarantee on topaz obviously and it was very worth it

@3:20 No, the 8th ten pull contains the average soft pity for the featured character banner 😢

I got spooked by Gepard too while puilling for Topaz ;-;

Elation/follow up is so fun 😂

@hashke2718

8 ай бұрын

I never felt more elation than one turning bronya.

@writnreal994

8 ай бұрын

🙏

yes try her with clara jei, she buffs svarog

Ohh Geppie. I gotbhim as the "free" 5 star when first starting and was angry since he wasnt a waifu. That being said, that boi has carried my ass through so many fights with his shield loop.

@synergy8879

8 ай бұрын

i wanted bronya but this man has shielded me for all 3 story bosses

@mindisfrozen

8 ай бұрын

@@synergy8879 This simulated world maybe a bit hard... *Tosses Geppie into the party*

@synergy8879

8 ай бұрын

@@mindisfrozen that fucker refuses to die and stay out of my pulls, and i have to respect him for that

Bro topaz's side profile legit looks like a capital P and a lowercase d combined together Like people out here saying her cakes been nerfed, but if this is nerfed then I can't even imagine how she would've been like

I got her on my first 10 pull 😅

Kage giving everyone therapy im in the 168 line next

waiting for the aetherium wars part 2

Omg, dude, I lost the 50/50 to geppard too! But I didn't have another 90 pulls to get her.. i'm out here single pulling :'(

See, this is why I waited to get Topaz demoted in her questline, after having a chance to pull on her banner. 😅

Dont worry Kage, my family bullies me for being unable to whistle

Not the Luka slander 😭

1:37 I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THAT LIGHTCONE FOR SO LONG😭 edit; i put the wrong time smh

I also lost my 50/50 on E1 Gepard lmao but still no Guinaifen ( at least guaranteed Argenti )

I just realised passes have a rainbow glow when you get a 5 star

well jeikage i didn't get guinafen after 93 roll well at least i have topaz

lost my 50-50 to both clara and himeko, but i e5 guin and e6 luka so it's worth it

It's been 3 months Kage, where is your Sushi build 😭

Numbey is Space bacon

Lost my pity to Yanqing. That was an oof. >. Did eventually get Topaz, though- just gotta get her built and ascended /:3c

Got a crazy luck in this version of the game. Got Jingliu in less than 50 pulls but i have to soft pity her lightcone before i get it. The crazy part was I got Topaz in less than 25 pulls after Jingliu and her lightcone in only 3 single pulls after Jingliu's. Now its time to save for BlackSwan.

@viktoryc

8 ай бұрын

give me some of that luck PLEASE

1:20 What about your Rosaria pulls? That vid is still my #1 favorite vid from your channel. For those that want to see the vid its "Rosaria is Dangerous"

Lmao I took your Topaz and you took my Guinaifen 😂

Numbs and Tops aha

Still wishing for that Neuvillette video 🥹

I did eight 10-pulls and no Gwen. 😭

I'm just now finding out topaz is a 5star

well your lucky unlike me i got march 7th back to god damn back

Build gepard because i think he now has 100percwnt xhance to freeze

IRS: Shows up* Jei: Runs away ------------------------------------------------ IRS: Shows up w/ Topaz* Jei: Runs towards.

Not to brag or anything but I got Seele at 20 pity and Topaz at 13 💪

Luka is super hot tho

Is it me, or is E2 and E5 a full frame of the characters, while the rest are different images of the characters.

You took the late W, with a lot more grace, compared to Gachasmack pulling for Jingliu. That pull session really did a number on him.

@synergy8879

8 ай бұрын

nah, that man looked like goku after he fought broly

I wish i am Numby sometimes 🤔

Topaz?? Top-az?? Top-Asー

I ended up buying a pc so I could play Star Rail. I already play Genshin on my Playstation, and have heard people getting their Genshin overridden by Star Rail when they installed it. So I don't want to take that chance to lose 3 years of Genshin data

This is kinda funny because I got Topaz on my first ten pull

Play Bailu Quest please!

Topaz really is a debt collector. She was collecting all that backed up child support lol

This is why you can't sell your soul to corporate, Jei. It's never a good time.

Are you gonna play reverse 1999 or nah

@edamame1879

8 ай бұрын

whats the game about? i got the ads everywhere

@Notokayfr

8 ай бұрын

@@edamame1879 it’s about how a storm that occurred in 1999 started to reverse time. The play style is fun a simple + there’s AMAZING representation.

So fun fact, March 7th is not actually a Follow-up character. ik stupid right? She's actually a Counter Character. when reading the description if it specifically doesnt say follow-up than its not >:(

@WangerZ3291

8 ай бұрын

Idk, keeping up with the starrail shows March 7th and it seems that she procs the numby

@MikaaWoo

8 ай бұрын

When March hits the debt marked enemy with the follow up it does count.. I have her too n it works fine ^^

@oscara8454

8 ай бұрын

It is a follow up attack tho.

@ScaryYokai

8 ай бұрын

Counter is also a type of follow-up like Clara also does counter follow-up attacks, I think it's mentioned somewhere in the kit itself.

That was horrible as he'll But thank the lord for Kage existing

His Topaz pulls didn’t go the way he wanted and his Fu Xuan didn’t go the way he wanted oh wait he never he try to summon for her

Kage: Topaz speaks 3 languages? Malaysian: Apa Khabar 你好

Most people would be really happy to have e1 gepard he's a good tank after all but it could have been one of the pet featuring topaz lightcones instead

You're Luckkyyy ♡ 120pulls 2 topaz

topas

Can’t believe I’m this early

kage please play Reverse 1999

HAIII

Kiara

In the Words of Topaz when talking buisness you have to PLAY THE LONG GAME

Jeikage, I have a question you like maining Kuki Shinobu on Genshin Impact for C0-0P runs when you need a healer correct? Than if you possess the weapon I'd like to recommend the Blackcliff Longsword. The reason is that it heals Kuki for 60% of her Atk, while she's attacking with a normal or charged attack.The Blackcliff, will supplement her OWN self-healing so she heals herself up faster. In turn these self heals allows for more C0-0P & Party Healing pulses to be shared since your wasting less of them to heal Kuki back up. The sword also offers a fair amount of Crit Rate as it's main stat. Her Normal & Charged attacks will also gain a 20% dmg bonus. The Blackcliff Longsword may also have some utility for Furina despite not being an HP focused longsword.

They nerfed the “ az “ in topaz bruh this is a saddening moment to behold

Wow; what awful luck :/ sorry Kage! You’ll have better luck next time!! ❤

just so you know you dont sweep on cny bc you sweep away all your good luck looks like that is true lmao

"Work should make you happy" Ah yes, the CCP is strong with this lady

Ouu, I'm early

Asta will give you 20 billions pocket change just so you can scam a scammer, that's how rich she is.

do they really need to make em that fat tho?😂

Please repent of your sins and give your life to Jesus Christ for He is the only One who can save you from the fires of hell. Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life. No one can get into Heaven without Jesus. ❤

Only ps5 players can play HSR unfortunately 🥲

@dani-rq6qz

8 ай бұрын

I play on mobile

@knightkid1235

8 ай бұрын

Me too lol

@CracklingFanfare

8 ай бұрын

Wdym HSR is only playable on ps5? I have it on mobile and my ps5.

@Azuraichii

8 ай бұрын

@@CracklingFanfarei think they meant only ps5 players and not ps4 players

@riariaryry

8 ай бұрын

imagine if someone can’t afford it💀💀💀