"The longer the name, the better the product"......BluMann

@HornyHamster

7 жыл бұрын

Jesus Benavides the longer the penis, the better sex

@Dev-dn4uu

7 жыл бұрын

The longer the tits the better. Cuz we all love saggy tits.

@Dev-dn4uu

7 жыл бұрын

The longer the tits the better. Cuz we all love saggy tits.

@instantbeansoup

7 жыл бұрын

Original by Blumaan styling meraki smooth/rhino (long enough)

@Joanyan

6 жыл бұрын

That's why it's hybrid cream clay And not just hybrid

you forgot to brush your teeth

@joeisblu

7 жыл бұрын

teeth brushing is for losers

@calvin5586

7 жыл бұрын

BluMaan oh shit I need to stop then

@capriocosta9205

7 жыл бұрын

BluMaan losers* i used to make that mistake

@wayneschweinfurth5497

7 жыл бұрын

Well, if you are living in England you need to fit in

@joeisblu

7 жыл бұрын

haha thanks, fixed it :P

TFW his quick routine takes longer than my regular routine.

@A__ZhangWeibin

6 жыл бұрын

HalfTimesTwo flash?

@iquxxfed7980

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@royru9081

6 жыл бұрын

Lol yep

@dandadamo4299

6 жыл бұрын

Saaaame.

@dc1n1001

6 жыл бұрын

That's why he's more handsome than you Lol. I'm kidding bro you're handsome too

*"The longer the name, the better the product." 😂😂😂*

@haydent6054

4 жыл бұрын

I know like have you ever been to a Cosco

"The longer the name, the better the product." Blumaan- 3 syllables Pete and pedro- 4 syllables ....

@alexriley5330

4 жыл бұрын

Destroye 279 um 3?

@SubhanKhan-rp2le

4 жыл бұрын

Hanz de fuko claymation

just put your t shirt near you when showering and the steam will do it's job if not use this simple trick Me:Mom can u iron this please??

@HornyHamster

7 жыл бұрын

Zzogo nigahiga reference

@zzogo1954

7 жыл бұрын

Shreks SaggyTits Wow did he said that??

@HornyHamster

7 жыл бұрын

Zzogo yeah lol

@zzogo1954

7 жыл бұрын

Shreks SaggyTits lol xD

@dayon2296

6 жыл бұрын

You smart

2:15 Feminists: TRIGGERED

me: TAKES A BATH BRUSHES MY TEETH WEARS CLOTHES USES A PERFUME *TADA*

@thinkngskeptic

5 жыл бұрын

Pushups Teeth Hair

@tubax926

3 жыл бұрын

i tie my hair in a bun and/or wear a cap since it's wet, takes too long to blowdry 9 inches of thick dense hair.

The only person whose morning routine looks real and true😂 Nice job brother 🤙

Clinique is for amateurs, real men use Tiege Hanley.

@lilkifsoni

5 жыл бұрын

Yupp

@Username-hg8kc

5 жыл бұрын

Geert Rosier Also short guys

@dingkong5034

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@BenDover-ed4rm

4 жыл бұрын

G. R. Tiege hanley is so cheap

@michelbruns

4 жыл бұрын

Jo S it’s extremely expensive... it may seem cheap but you get so less for the money..

did i ever mention how much i love your videos? very entertaining!!

"I have naturally oily skin" says the guy with perfectly clear skin

Great vid joe!💥🤙🏻

Joe have to say that you are the best in presenting your content to the audience with kick of fun added to it.Loved the video

@joeisblu

7 жыл бұрын

thanks!

i can't wait for that cream clay I am collecting every hair product you make q1 xD

You should never use shampoo on your face... SLS is extremely harsh and will dry out your skin (particularly at the % used in shampoos) and shampoos tend to run very alkaline which is bad because your skin needs to be acidic (it has an acid mantle). So using shampoo will strip away all the skin's natural oils, turn your skin alkaline which encourages bacteria to grow and will lead to irritation and spots/breakouts. Washing your skin with just water is great on the other hand.

@yankeechopper7

7 жыл бұрын

Probably why he's following that up by promoting a $40 3oz bottle face lotion so that you have to buy more of it

@brutalbeetle

7 жыл бұрын

I would agree with you normally but the shit joe is using is $40 sulfate free shampoo it might be passable for your skin compared to like a walmart brand kevinmurphy.com.au/product/repair-me-wash/ Idk what the pH is though and I'm not about to spend that much to find out lol.

@blastzonekid7186

7 жыл бұрын

aidan k o

@adamstboby1533

6 жыл бұрын

anything that is like shampoo, soap and face wash is alkaline

@edwinv4155

6 жыл бұрын

Use cetaphil on your face it feels amazing

Is no one going to point out his humerous alarm? It's Raining Men is just what I want to hear every morning.

Love the video man keep it up!

Another tip for number 5 is hang your shirt in the shower when u bathe, the steam will make your shirt wrinkle go away as well 🙂 !

@themartinezfamily377

6 жыл бұрын

Itachi Uchiha thanks

@deeza6

5 жыл бұрын

did ANBU taught you dis?

@abhinavchandola3321

5 жыл бұрын

you could use genjutsu on everyone so that they wont notice.

@thinkngskeptic

5 жыл бұрын

Or just turn on a steamer while you brush your teeth and then steam that shit for 2 mins

"The longer the name, the better the product" - Blumaan

Joe's "rushed hair" is better than my hair will ever be

I like the way you say bye lol 😆

Just ordered Cavalier Clay. I'm hyped!

damn i just get excited all time when u upload ur video .UR MORNING ROUTINE IS BEST THEN ANY OTHER

As always when it comes to hair you slayin da game. (Real excited for that hybrid doe)

tell us more about hybrid by blumaan!

Love the quality and editing of your videos bro ! Very professional!

I pressed like at “I am not a morning person” I love the morning, but I work better at night, so um usually up till 2 (cause... schoolwork). But I watched Dre Dexlers morning routine (unfortunately comments were disabled, so I’m saying it here), and he had breathing exercises and a healthy breakfast and all kinds of perfect, and all I could think was... “You’re not from the south, are you” I don’t really even eat breakfast, but I’m a pig on all other meals. Paying for it now, with movie night and six pieces of pizza. Thank you Blumaan for all that you do, and I hope you keep it up! God bless!

these help so much😝

Great content

what have you done to your eyebrows???

That sneaky piece from Overnight by The Parcels near the end, lav it

you inspired me to cut my hair just like yours!! thanks for all the grooming tips you give out. because of you my hair is on point!

Really helpful!

awsm video man

Love it

One of the funniest video of Joe...😂😂

That alarm song is kickass!

The Clinique IS excellent you’re really right, that moisturizer saved my LIFE

He's like showing how these "perfect life" KZreadr's really is getting ready in the morning vs. how they show their morning routine on their videos.

You are the reason for my current hair style.. thanks..

U got amazing hair bro.. Love it Keep it up u r doing wonderful Job, expecting prosperity for u 😄

I can sooo relate to the beginning of this video.

0:12 me when it's time to go to school

you are the best

i was waiting for this video

your videos are awesome blumaan.thnx for the video

can't wait for the new product

awesome mate😍😂😂

Kicking off the day with that morning wood.... I mean "shower"

@ahmedayan8743

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Please show use of brill cream result

Blumaan is 🐐

Nice video. Good Job Buddy

Heyya notif squad

Yes

new to this channel but just subbed :)

Blumaan! Do some more style videos!! Love the hair but also love the clothing style!

nice video thanks bro.

i absolutely love ur hairstyle in this video, any tutorial coming up?

This is exactly what I do! Glad I'm not the only one. :).

Just bought the new clay a month ago and there's a new product coming out. Nice -.-

ypu're so hilarious lol i can't

Quality video

cool!

Great videos as always! Random question for you Jo. How often do you shampoo your hair? I've read some articles before that it's not good to wash it everyday?

joe you should do a video comparing all Blumaan products smooth v cavalier v the new hybrid

39 dollars is too much for any product tbh

@bulldowg3

7 жыл бұрын

If you have a shitty job then yeah

@kevincisneros993

7 жыл бұрын

ImDibb idc how expensive a product is. If it works, I'm buying.

@bulldowg3

7 жыл бұрын

He said "39 dollars for any product", which is what I'm commenting on man. Get your shit out of a knot. And considering you look like you're 17, can't even place the dollar symbol in the correct spot, AND assuming you aren't fucking with me, daddy bought that Mercedes. By all means good for him, but don't act like you earned it.

@bulldowg3

7 жыл бұрын

Being a German, criticizing someone for their leader is the last thing you should be doing, considering Germany's not so distant past :)

@bulldowg3

7 жыл бұрын

Ah, the more you know

this gonna work wonders for when i have to get ready for school

Im ready im half the time

He even wakes up with fabulous hair

White looks awesome on you

notification squaddddddddd

How is it that you always look great, even in the morning? Good video, mate!

@valiumflowers72

6 жыл бұрын

Bobzeda he didnt film it in the morning dude its staged.. fuck are people that dumb?

@RedPhilip0912

6 жыл бұрын

Bobzeda youre fucking stupid you know that

@chrisreiser8116

6 жыл бұрын

So true Lol. I can't imagine people actually believing some shit on KZread. Like wtf as if anyone puts a Camera on before going to sleep just to get the "I'm waking up" moment XD

@kadiru.4419

5 жыл бұрын

This is a trans channel what do you expect? He wakes up with that "I want to talk to your manager" look!

Joeee, where did you get that T-shirt? I love it

My morning routine is waking up then falling asleep again unlit I realize I am late

Really cool brother

I can't wait for hybrid

That shirt tho!!

Hi Joe.

What electric razor were you using?

@nathanknight7090

7 жыл бұрын

I want to know aswell.

Hey I also wash my face n neck with shampoo while having it

Cool video man, you should make some videos on your favourite shampoo's.

what overshirt/jacket is he wearing near the end? i love it!

Whats his hairstyle called

did you forget to brush your teeth?

@tubax926

3 жыл бұрын

@Sumapluma he ain't sponsored by toothbrush companies yet. brushing gonna hold off for a while

Nice Routine

Could you make a tutorial for this hairstyle for someone with fine thick hair?

Which one of your products give the most volume

You r osm man!!!

I wish I had that Clinique for men maximum men hydrated activated water gel concentrate.

I visited Nordstrom and Macys today and they have the Clinique for Men moisturizer in a bundle pack for the same price as if you bought it by itself. The other items are a charcoal face cream and a shave cream. Apparently they only do this deal about 2 times a year, the other time being Christmas.

namaste joe

3:19 yess!!

"the longer the name, the better the product" Blumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. Boom

love this vid but can you plz do another trying out bad hair products plzzz Joe I loved that video and keep up the good work for posting these awesome vids :)

About to get 1 million soon congo

Can I ask you a question? Is that Cavalier Clay work better with thick hair and hybrid cream clay is good for thin hair?

We all have broken a record before EVERYONE in life Because when you were born you were the youngest person ever for like 1.0 sec

I love Jose Zuniga’s videos but sometimes he portrays his life as if it’s super perfect. honestly who tf is excited to get out of bed?

ur actually funnier, keep it up