SORRY I WAS GONE FOR A MONTH I WAS BUSY BECOMING GOD

@olmahonsobirova7508

26 күн бұрын

:3 ur the best god destroy theyre server with squids :D

@Quxxuii

26 күн бұрын

🦆

@Divine_Saint

26 күн бұрын

The editing is AMAZING 😧

@StaunchPluto

26 күн бұрын

ITS OK

@beescared

26 күн бұрын

Common troubles 🙏

"nice video" - ashswag "delete this video now" - the commissioner

@pillbuggi

26 күн бұрын

silly comment

@DemianGammons-xv3qf

26 күн бұрын

Hi

@TheThunderRabbit

26 күн бұрын

no replies yet? lemme fix that

@appearperson

26 күн бұрын

hello ass wag

@wafflesrcool

26 күн бұрын

awag

“Squiddo’s daily tasks:” “Become god (easiest task)”

@aladinkheir75

26 күн бұрын

Lol

@musafera

26 күн бұрын

Real

@elkauan

22 күн бұрын

666 likes

@mikevchatzis9541

6 күн бұрын

Lol

captain sparkles being hailed as what I can only really call the patron saint of the lifesteal server through certain shenanigans, bringing forth the White House as his trusty vehicle and guns for his allies, before inevitably sacrificing himself and falling off a kingdom was really not what I expected at all from this video but I’m certainly not complaining

@_jeni

26 күн бұрын

LIGHTNING PFP

@DrDolphina

26 күн бұрын

@@_jeni omg more osc fans

@40Ccents

26 күн бұрын

pov: osc invades youtube (the internet)

@PhoneryJustWatchesSomeBf-me2oh

26 күн бұрын

OMG OSC???????? WOOOOOOOOOOO

@south452

25 күн бұрын

the osc and squiddo fan Venn diagram appears to be a circle

list of what went wrong: . Guns don't work . The captain died but TF2 music hit hard

@S_to_the_Y

26 күн бұрын

And hopes and dreams (undertale

@nyanirmak6220

25 күн бұрын

And the omori references

@1.FR1CK1NG_L0VE.GAT0RADE

25 күн бұрын

THE TF2 REFERENCEEE

@Blue_Dragon824

24 күн бұрын

So silly

@TheTankCommander-xv7vw

24 күн бұрын

also I was the first one to watch the video

I still don't understand how we won after that EVIL MASTERPIECE of a slander video 😭 Squiddo was the real Lifesteal God we needed o7

@TheOlidosOfficial

26 күн бұрын

yooooo

@SUNNY4401

26 күн бұрын

What is o7?

@PoisonFlow3r

26 күн бұрын

@@SUNNY4401 It's a salute; the o is a person's head, the 7 is an arm

@naheedm6143

20 күн бұрын

why isnt 4c verified thats so saddddddd

THIS ENTIRE VIDEO FEELS LIKE SUCH A FEVER DREAM I LOVE IT BANGERRR AS ALWAYS

@thomasloops

22 күн бұрын

why the hell is kaboodle here with 33 likes

@RENINEEE

20 күн бұрын

KABOODLEEE!!

Wembu: “I have a game for you-“ Squiddo: *hangs up in fear* “Subscribe if you want to see that…”

@LeBeaBae

23 күн бұрын

the little animation was sick tho

@TOR_Researcher_YT

23 күн бұрын

@@LeBeaBae I agree

My Quest To Mog God On This Server

@pUmpkInjAck000

26 күн бұрын

first comment

@aubrey000

26 күн бұрын

you are such a silly little guy omg!!!!

@Polygonfella1662

26 күн бұрын

Ermm what the sigma

@nipzio

26 күн бұрын

realest comment

@Squiddo

26 күн бұрын

PLEASE never comment on anything again

I feel like Squiddo's becoming more and more of a threat each video and I'm all for it

@treevee7376

26 күн бұрын

real

"THE white house is falling, ITS GONNA LAND ON ME!" - Best Last Words

"So...squiddo, why did you become a candidate?" Squiddo: Uhhhhhh.... *diversity*

"KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING!" -Spamton G Spamton

@BluuBlocks

25 күн бұрын

W reference

@Dagamer885

24 күн бұрын

This really was a deltarune snowgrave route TM

@awesomenova09

22 күн бұрын

W

I'm still in disbelief that CaptainSparklez himself not only appeared in Lifesteal, but he willingly died by re-enacting the events of Fallen Kingdom And the fact of there being TWO different elections just for presidency is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard so it vibes REALLY well with the Lifesteal SMP And Ashwagg being the definition of chaotic neutral is to be expected at this point, he has no sides. He commands ALL SIDES

That Wembu vs Squiddo lore is gonna go hard >:D

@geraldballinger6428

26 күн бұрын

If wembu is william, then I guess this makes squiddo Henry emily

The first words being “Captain Sparklez” is gonna be a sign that this is gonna be a good video! 🎉🎉🎉

@Nfinite_editz

22 күн бұрын

Creeper….ohh man

I love how at this point she's just accepted the truth that the sillier the event the more likely it is to happen to her

"It was nice to enjoy the peace while it lasted," squiddo says while pointing a gun at her friend.

2:30 homestuck ost jumpscare.

@noideangl

26 күн бұрын

6:01 homestuck ost jumpscare x2

@tresblo

26 күн бұрын

phighting pfp jumpscare

@doornumb

25 күн бұрын

haha grey

Lifesteal with guns is like a fever dream with milk 😦

@zoes32flavaz

24 күн бұрын

Huh???

@neildcunha353

23 күн бұрын

Wtf?

"Becoming god"? Average day for squiddo (A bit drab)

16:14 bruh “I tried shotgunning mapic againa and again but i couldn’t penetrate his plot armor”😂

I last watched Lifesteal when rekrap was there, when Squiddo joined, I INSTANTLY STARTED WATCHING LIFESTEAL

The entire captainsparkles bit of the video seems like a fever dream

The 4cvit exposed video went crazy. Squiddo pulled every card in the deck, and then opened a brand new pack just to get more cards.

squiddo as God forever >:)

i remember watching squiddo go back to find herobrine and now i’m watching her try to become god on the deadliest minecraft server

EVERYBODY WAKE UP Squiddo uploaded

I thought the answer to the question at the start of the video was “America” 😂😅 It was the intro, “This is CaptainSparklez. This is the White House. And this is a gun. You know what they have in common?” That one! ☝️

When squiddo animating wembu and ALL other animations are so goood!

This was actually such a big rollercoaster of emotions. One day, Squiddo. One day, thy leardership shall be upon the land you call Lifesteal.

squiddo afrer that phone call: "AW shit here we go again"

I love how Squido's Profile picture (on discord I think) is Headspace Kel from Omori I love that game! (Yes, I do know what the game's about.)

@SteveHart-om9ou

25 күн бұрын

And the sweetheart laugh. KEL IS GOD

@Real_E.M.Entertainment

25 күн бұрын

@@SteveHart-om9ou wdym "And the sweetheart laugh." I do not understand

Squiddo as a god is a match made in heaven!

Let’s Get It!

@itzkatie985

26 күн бұрын

No replies and 4 likes? Lemme fix that.

THE ANIMATION AT THE END WAS CRAZY

“How often do you think of the Roman Empire?” Redoons & 4Cvit trying to make a Triumvirate with Squiddo:

That animation at the end was SMOOTH

Bro squiddo, wembu and minute have been grinding out vids this season. Best new members ever

SQUIDDO SPLATOON PLAYER 100% CONFIRMED (yes i know she used music from the series in other vids but maybe she just liked them)

@SSukram_

26 күн бұрын

Also squiddo, if you are reading this are you in the "splatchannel" pool in Splatoon?

@Squiddo

26 күн бұрын

@@SSukram_ I'm not in any pools... But yes I am a splatoon lover, thats where I got my name :)

Adding guns and a whole ass flying white house is the most American thing I’ve ever seen

ALL HAIL GOD SQUIDDO!!!

Squiddo makes probably the funniest life steal vids atm and it’s amazing

“The bullets couldn’t penetrate hid plot armor!” *-Every villain to the protagonist*

Whoever edited this video did a really good job. Haven't finished the video but I felt the need to express that right away.

Wembyu as a rejected king,the gates of hell,wightehouse,guns,airships and LORE. Normal.

5:14 bro is bouta get minced by redstone machines😨😨 5:15 OMG IT SAYS 'clownpierce

13:33 "my former ally/god just showed up on our doorstep" is crazy out of context

I believe this is the most incomprehensible lifesteal episode I've watched, paired with getting my brain literally melted in my latest dream. This is so lore accurate rn

man, every time I think I have burnout from watching mc videos, your stuff always immediately revives me. absolutely love this one, awesome job squiddo!!

that animation at the end was FANTASTIC!!!!!

It took me by surprise when she was explaining the stuff with 4cvit and portal music started playing in the background

Wake up babe, Squiddo uploaded!

Bro that end was fire also rip the king captain sparkles you may have been doomed to fall at the kingdom but you will never fall in our hearts you used to rule the world.

WE LOVE YOU SQUIDDO! Even though you might not be God you're still supernaturally spectacular in our eyes! 😊

0:04 america!

Ah yes my favorite minecraft series, squid kid out of her depth -> cult leader making increasingly unhinged attempts at the human instrumentality project

This whole video was literally amazing in so many ways I LOVE THIS SM!!!

This video feels like a fever dream

Ok so, Squiddo and Wemmbu really becoming Henry Emily and William Afton.

the first squiddo video i ever watched was the tourist video years ago, looking back on it I'm happy I subscribed back then because I keep getting spoodn-fed amazing content like this, thank you squiddo

Holy crap, the use of the portal soundtrack around 4:10 was sooooo perfect ahhh

U have this as a mission? Man, I’m god on an off day. YOU GOD ON AN OFF DAY WE ALL GOD ON AN OFF DAY!

14:34 So you're telling me that captain sparkles died to fall damage in a fallen kingdom? I feel like ive seen this before..

That ending was way more cinematic and cool then it actually played out...

"Captainsparklez was doomed to fall" IS THAT A REFERENCE?!?!

Just wanna say that the phrase "biblical rapture" (something you say in the video) is an oxymoron, two words that are mutually exclusive from each other.

That animation at the end was SO GOOD

I love how this is just about as insane as the average Guilty Gear plotline

Squiddo in a way became god because she was able to defy her own “law” with her own will. That’s pretty god like to me.

"my former ally/god had just shown up naked at our doorstep" -squiddo, 2024

Squiddo is the only person who makes me care enough about lifesteal to watch a video about it

The whitehouse flying in as an airship next to Fallen Kingdom followed by biblical raptures to happen on the roof of the whitehouse during a gunfight was the hardest thing I've seen in minecraft.

Quite possibly one of the best Minecraft smp series I’ve seen

I have never laughed so much at a youtube video! 100% deserved my sub, and you deserve more than the amount you have! Gonna bindge watch your videos now :3

Your sound choices make me cackle the fucking lego brick sound as the "plane" just fell is so good. And that fucking cat picture at the HELLO my god LMAo You're literally so funny Squiddo. I hope you had fun in Australia it's so awesome here!!!

Reddoons in the thumbnail is about to tell me that the FUTURES. MADE OF. VIRTUAL INSANITY. NOW ALWAYS. SEEM TO. BE GOVERNED BY THIS LOVE WE HAVE.

I was loosing my mind in Bacon's chat when you dropped the slander video. Fucking incredible! I havn't laughed this hard at a youtube video in a long time!

THAT ANIMATION AT THE END GOES SO HARD!! HOLY

The outro sound the creator used is a music disc called C418 - cat Hope this helps!

I SWEAR REDDOONS KNOWING CAPTAINSPARKLEZ JUST ADDS ON TO THE FACT THAT HE IS TECHNOBLADE

“Am I surrounded by faithful supporters?” “He was in fact not surrounded by faithful supporters” 😂😂😂

This video's soundtrack was absolutely stacked, great work!!

amazing video! very high quality and entertaining :))

Squiddos cliffhangers always go so hard

Nothing can describe the joy I felt hearing the TF2 OST… Thank you, Squiddo.

Did you become God? No, not at all But did you become a god? Very!

I'm Loving the music for this one!

Can confirm mewing SHOULD be a term for a cat meowing quietly… but it isn’t with gen alpha… my poor cat… her jawline…

Can we appreciate the music sync at 14:48

i swear every video you make just gets better. Keep it up squiddo

Wemmbu having his revenge arc hahahh😂

@MujiDrawsYou

26 күн бұрын

AND I LOVE IT HAHHAH

i have never thought i would have forseen squiddo WITH A GODDAMN SPAS-12 SHOTGUN

I thought he was going to say : lifesteal needs America

How the hell do the endings of your lifesteal vids always hit me in the feels!!

5:45 That metal pipe was absolut perfection 😂

dang. I can feel the servers end nearing. Looking forward to the next upload Squiddo!

This is really going to be Epic Lore. Also you went to Australia and met Kaboodle?

this video fills me with an unrecognizable joy

I WAS JUST BINGE WATCHING YOU AND AS SOON AS I FINISHED THIS UPLOADED YESSS I CAN FINALLY BE SATISFIED