"My Orange Baby": The Best of Dave and his Old Sport

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Because I had all these Dave and Sport (or as the cool kids call it, Davesport) moments and thought it was worth sharing them. Who doesn't want their own purple gremlin to creep in their room at night and stand at the foot of their bed? We should all be so lucky.

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  • @InkyWinkDink
    @InkyWinkDink Жыл бұрын

    “The fucker tried to do a flip in a springlock suit!” *“i love that bastard.”*

  • @yvdiycshcuobjsjobfgvuvihd

    @yvdiycshcuobjsjobfgvuvihd

    3 ай бұрын

    2:21

  • @SarahMorgan-ct5jn

    @SarahMorgan-ct5jn

    Ай бұрын

    we all do ngl

  • @anyderrosek9272
    @anyderrosek9272 Жыл бұрын

    Like it or not, Dave is the most interesting version of William Afton

  • @75JUNAKI

    @75JUNAKI

    Жыл бұрын

    Best

  • @mitkofork

    @mitkofork

    11 ай бұрын

    frr

  • @onopitea

    @onopitea

    10 ай бұрын

    Facts

  • @sylvesterthekiibokinnie1637

    @sylvesterthekiibokinnie1637

    10 ай бұрын

    Facts

  • @Jotillit

    @Jotillit

    10 ай бұрын

    and the best!

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 Жыл бұрын

    “I know we’re child murderers, but that’s a creepy son of a bitch!” Professionals have standards!

  • @ChrisHinners008

    @ChrisHinners008

    Жыл бұрын

    YES.

  • @morgandegeer4398

    @morgandegeer4398

    Жыл бұрын

    fair point.

  • @mewexe3988

    @mewexe3988

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ChrisHinners008 STOP, you are scaring me

  • @DubDubDilluc

    @DubDubDilluc

    Жыл бұрын

    *Tf2 Sniper has entered the chat*

  • @ChrisHinners008

    @ChrisHinners008

    Жыл бұрын

    @@DubDubDilluc (TF2 meet the team intro sound effect)

  • @Garbo_trashcan
    @Garbo_trashcan Жыл бұрын

    literally every time jack and dave are in the same room they share half a braincell

  • @thatphonebastard

    @thatphonebastard

    Жыл бұрын

    That's when Jack isn't doing the worst ending in the game

  • @someonessecondaltaccount6932

    @someonessecondaltaccount6932

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thatphonebastard oh no

  • @crow_in_a_trenchcoat

    @crow_in_a_trenchcoat

    Жыл бұрын

    Jack on his own: Noble, intimidating, stubborn Dave on his own: Intelligent, dangerous, feared together: “SPORTSY DO YOU WANNA BUILD A PILLOWFORT”?! *_“FUCK_* YEAH!”

  • @someonessecondaltaccount6932

    @someonessecondaltaccount6932

    Жыл бұрын

    @@crow_in_a_trenchcoat words cannot describe how much i like this comment

  • @crow_in_a_trenchcoat

    @crow_in_a_trenchcoat

    Жыл бұрын

    @@someonessecondaltaccount6932 this made me smile :]

  • @yuvie9588
    @yuvie9588 Жыл бұрын

    3:44 I just realise the silence of Dave here is because he is thinking who "she" is and at last he figured out it's a meme

  • @Youheeep

    @Youheeep

    Жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @ahmadbintang9697

    @ahmadbintang9697

    11 ай бұрын

    maybe he is thinking about dee since she is the only person that is a woman in dsaf since in the evil ending in dsaf 3 it is revealed that dave murdered dee/the puppet?

  • @FanDeBiteVictim1983

    @FanDeBiteVictim1983

    Ай бұрын

    He was practically holding in his tears, preparing his torture instruments and rewinding last weeks' events in ordering to realize who "she" was until he got it was just a meme. I love this scene just because of that. Because jealous Dave.

  • @NorthWestern1919
    @NorthWestern19192 жыл бұрын

    If I recall correctly, one of the logs on the computer says that Dave typed out a document on the computer that just says "Old Sport" 500 times. Sounds like Dave, alright.

  • @notrealnamenotatall2476

    @notrealnamenotatall2476

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes. XD It's the one with the "should I show Old Sport the box?" question.

  • @NorthWestern1919

    @NorthWestern1919

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@notrealnamenotatall2476 And of course, Dave eventually does show Old Sport the box in DSaF 3. Then the Henry-possessed Jack rips his head off. Jesus Christ, that ending is horrific.

  • @ic0nic707

    @ic0nic707

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@notrealnamenotatall2476 My god, I didn't know doggo had this much planned by DSaF 2, especially since he says multiple times in the game itself that DSaF 3 wouldn't happen

  • @NorthWestern1919

    @NorthWestern1919

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ic0nic707 Greetings, Steven! Which employee do you plan to frame for children going missing this week?

  • @notrealnamenotatall2476

    @notrealnamenotatall2476

    2 жыл бұрын

    It might've been something he set up in case he did a sequel without fully committing to one, because the good ending of DSAF 2 is sort of set up like it could've been the end. Keeping his options open until he decided.

  • @ghostunknownALT
    @ghostunknownALT Жыл бұрын

    "we're just two young criminally insane men in western america 💃💃" IM WHEEZING SJAJJAJ

  • @insaneproductions9117

    @insaneproductions9117

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes, old sport.

  • @Dave_Miller

    @Dave_Miller

    Жыл бұрын

    You Guys Got The Timestamp For That?

  • @ghostunknownALT

    @ghostunknownALT

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Dave_Miller 8:31

  • @Dave_Miller

    @Dave_Miller

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks Old Sport

  • @changvasejarik62

    @changvasejarik62

    Жыл бұрын

    Only thing wrong with this video is it’s missing the scene where old sport remembers dave rule on spit roasting.

  • @froggyo8751
    @froggyo8751 Жыл бұрын

    *"I may have shot a man."* "I also got the beers-"

  • @Taiphyr

    @Taiphyr

    Жыл бұрын

    I wanna be his friend 💀

  • @mewexe3988

    @mewexe3988

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s what we call “collateral damage”

  • @HUEYYYYYY

    @HUEYYYYYY

    Жыл бұрын

    The true Western American way

  • @-NovaBobaTeaGacha-

    @-NovaBobaTeaGacha-

    10 ай бұрын

    “HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLYEEEEEEEEAHHHHH Cracking one open with the old sport”

  • @Disassembly_droneN_

    @Disassembly_droneN_

    29 күн бұрын

    *awkward silence*

  • @BeetrootDude
    @BeetrootDude Жыл бұрын

    2:22 I like the fact that since he says this That implies Jack did that in the last game and lived

  • @glitchlessyt9292

    @glitchlessyt9292

    Жыл бұрын

    "YOU'RE ARRESTED, PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN AND TURN AROUND" *Dave in the background* "DO A FLIP, OLD SPORT"

  • @Viowcro.

    @Viowcro.

    Жыл бұрын

    OH MY GOD POTATO MAN!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!

  • @kitniata8752

    @kitniata8752

    Жыл бұрын

    wait a second, if you do that in the actual game, you get the spring locked ending, where you turn into like another springtrap

  • @Spacebugg

    @Spacebugg

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kitniata8752 worth it.

  • @ALBOT_alt

    @ALBOT_alt

    Жыл бұрын

    That was an option too

  • @PhilVillagerOffical
    @PhilVillagerOffical Жыл бұрын

    I love that they gave Afton the personality of the Great Gatsby. It fits him so well

  • @cream9561

    @cream9561

    Жыл бұрын

    I know right it makes me wanna read that book

  • @FlyingFlowewe

    @FlyingFlowewe

    5 ай бұрын

    d a v e

  • @Minceraft69

    @Minceraft69

    5 ай бұрын

    Gatsby and nick if they killed kids instead of committing vehicular manslaughter:

  • @Soundwave-gay
    @Soundwave-gay Жыл бұрын

    I never realized how gay these two were and I’m more happy then ever after watching this

  • @notrealnamenotatall2476

    @notrealnamenotatall2476

    Жыл бұрын

    It's only more intense in Dsaf 3. XD Which pretty much makes it blatantly obvious in the good route too instead of just the evil one.

  • @Soundwave-gay

    @Soundwave-gay

    Жыл бұрын

    True true

  • @katyrosy124

    @katyrosy124

    Жыл бұрын

    I'm not even half way through the video and I got that cue as well lol

  • @theguywiththeoldds3896

    @theguywiththeoldds3896

    Жыл бұрын

    He said something about spit roasting a hooker, whenever specified if it was a chick or a dick.

  • @crow_in_a_trenchcoat

    @crow_in_a_trenchcoat

    Жыл бұрын

    @@notrealnamenotatall2476 directdoggo tries to lead us on the good routes by giving us a bromance with Dave much like a Minecraft player leads a cow with wheat

  • @katamas832
    @katamas832 Жыл бұрын

    2:21 This is my favorite of Dave, it's so adorable how he is just absolutely delighted Jack is that much of a madlad.

  • @crow_in_a_trenchcoat

    @crow_in_a_trenchcoat

    Жыл бұрын

    I find the most wholesome thing about these two is Dave is always baffling Jack, probably on purpose, while Jack is always baffling Dave, and impressing him. they make jack makes dave proud and dave makes jack confused I love that dynamic

  • @crow_in_a_trenchcoat

    @crow_in_a_trenchcoat

    Жыл бұрын

    these two deserved more quality time with eachother

  • @iconicryota

    @iconicryota

    Жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: Dave Miller is an alias and a fake identity, his real name is William Afton. He is hiding his name from different lawsuits to not get sued.

  • @multiverseexpunged4734
    @multiverseexpunged4734 Жыл бұрын

    "Don't you dare lay a hand on my orange baby." Literally me after that: **dying from laughing too much**

  • @S1LLYBUGZ

    @S1LLYBUGZ

    6 ай бұрын

    *”Dont ever talk to me or my old sport ever again!!”*

  • @Totallynotredtail

    @Totallynotredtail

    5 ай бұрын

    @@S1LLYBUGZ objectively one of the best quotes

  • @drearyk
    @drearyk Жыл бұрын

    I've said this once, I'll say it again. Jack and Dave will always share 2 brain cells in each of the bad endings.

  • @theowhite525

    @theowhite525

    Жыл бұрын

    Dayshift at freddy's 3 be like 😡

  • @drearyk

    @drearyk

    Жыл бұрын

    @@theowhite525 i said bad endings

  • @sati_the_swapshit

    @sati_the_swapshit

    Жыл бұрын

    Pfhah

  • @dewat..

    @dewat..

    Жыл бұрын

    true😅

  • @SomeAustrianGuy_
    @SomeAustrianGuy_ Жыл бұрын

    It's actually amazing how Doggo managed to creat such a wholesome bromance between these 2 lunatics 💀 Hell, you actually want to help Dave without a second thought just for the bromance, *and Vegas of course*

  • @gisi5276

    @gisi5276

    Жыл бұрын

    Bromance over romance

  • @sugoi694

    @sugoi694

    Жыл бұрын

    Vegas😩

  • @ic0nic707

    @ic0nic707

    Жыл бұрын

    That is, unless you’re in it for the pure evil ending.

  • @marcosrodriguez607

    @marcosrodriguez607

    Жыл бұрын

    *V E G A S*

  • @dizzylimme

    @dizzylimme

    Жыл бұрын

    Dsaf fanart is mainly just ship art of these two doing normal stuff, i wish there was more art of them being insane like canonically at the very least, or of somewhat lesser talked about stuff that happens in the game besides that one ending of the route that was at the end of the video

  • @Soundwave-gay
    @Soundwave-gay Жыл бұрын

    “I

  • @jorgemariani4163
    @jorgemariani41636 ай бұрын

    4:50 "But, don't you DARE ever lay a hand on my orange baby!" I love how Dave tell Jack his "orange baby"

  • @backslay
    @backslay Жыл бұрын

    damn, the ending shows how dsaf lore is actually dark.

  • @Garbo_trashcan

    @Garbo_trashcan

    Жыл бұрын

    dsaf lore is simultaneously hilarious, depressing and really dark

  • @anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377

    @anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Garbo_trashcan may i ask for a copypaste of the entire dsaf lore

  • @notdemomantf2294

    @notdemomantf2294

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377 Won't do a copypaste, but I can give the gist of Dave's story from memory. Dave Miller, the Aubergine Man, was born with purple skin and was originally William Afton. Abandoned and hated due to his purple skin, he eventually found Dr. Henry Miller's Traveling Circus, where he felt amazed and followed the circus across cities on a path to Las Vegas. Eventually, Dr. Miller himself noticied William and semi-adopts him, before the circus is shut down as Henry killed multiple children who went to his shows and blamed it on the lion tamer. From there, the two made Fredbear's Family Diner, before a competing restaurant named Freddy's showed up. The duo made a game out of killing, with William at Freddy's and Henry at Fredbears. Somewhere around here, Henry tries to kill William with a springlock suit, but William's ghost possesses his own body to try and stay with Henry. Henry finds interest in this and keeps killing William to see what happens, each time causing William to lose some of the sane part of his mind. Eventually, they kill a young orphan girl named Dee, who possesses the Puppet, and blame it on Jack, her older brother and nightguard of Fredbear's. Jack gets stuffed by a possessed animatronic and was left in a suit dying by Henry, who walked in to hide a body. The Spirit Of Childhood Himself, The Real Fredbear, a realistic bear photoshopped to be gold, have a hat, and have springlocks, revived Jack as a rotting, soulless orange corpse, with a promise from Jack to save the spirits killed by the other two, with as many ailiases as he needs. At the same time, Jack's soul comes back as a shadow dog, and traps Henry where nobody could reach him easily, deep in the Flipside. William, after the disappearance of Henry, takes his last name and "Davey Jones" to become Dave Miller. He kills kids to try and shut down Freddy's, as revenge for Fredbear's getting bought out by Freddy's, wants to be with Old Sport because it reminds him of killing with Henry, and goes to Vegas often because it's where Henry wanted to go. Dave's whole story is that he was vunerable, and ended up being manipulated into becoming a monster by Henry, who saw him as nothing more than a pet.

  • @anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377

    @anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377

    Жыл бұрын

    @@notdemomantf2294 sooooooo you are telling me that miller was more than a killer on this history?

  • @notdemomantf2294

    @notdemomantf2294

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anarandomguywithasunnypfp2377 Yeah, miller is a killer in DSAF, with a theory that he could make himself immortal by fuaing himself with metal, using the kids he kills as test subjects

  • @alexisdodoe
    @alexisdodoe Жыл бұрын

    The last part... with Dave's death, just broke my heart so bad

  • @Enzune

    @Enzune

    Жыл бұрын

    Same 💔

  • @Luar8128

    @Luar8128

    Жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @Mast3rKK

    @Mast3rKK

    Жыл бұрын

    in multiple ways judging by ur zombified dave pfp

  • @Coolskeleton95644

    @Coolskeleton95644

    Жыл бұрын

    There's nothing wrong with little bit of TRAUMATAZING.

  • @levievil9220

    @levievil9220

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Coolskeleton95644 didn’t you get beaten my two phones a purple man a orange man and a dog and a living sock puppet all because you thought it would be funny to ruin lives

  • @PLANT3R
    @PLANT3R10 ай бұрын

    *_"OH GOD...DAVE'S IN MY ROOM...."_* Best line ever

  • @Court8
    @Court8 Жыл бұрын

    "it wont be long until *you're* next, Dave" cool how direct doggo didn't forget about that line, if you know what I mean

  • @jackthesmoltangerine

    @jackthesmoltangerine

    Жыл бұрын

    It was 36 years, but ya

  • @medic9127
    @medic9127 Жыл бұрын

    Something that is somewhat scary is how after you get An Ending, Jack keeps that smile. Even more terrifying the characters call that smile out.

  • @jellyss2713

    @jellyss2713

    6 ай бұрын

    " Dave, I'm warning you... " " It's only a matter of time before *you're* next. "

  • @Charlie_E
    @Charlie_E Жыл бұрын

    I can imagine Dave and Jack driving to Vegas just jamming out to playlists that they made on the dayshift for no reason at all and I think I'm cringe

  • @Dave_Miller

    @Dave_Miller

    Жыл бұрын

    We do in fact listen to dsaf playlists in the car on the way to *VEGAS*

  • @gorillaguy5664

    @gorillaguy5664

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah, that sounds like them. They just start doing the Jim Carrey "What is love?" meme headbop in the car

  • @Charlie_E

    @Charlie_E

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Dave_Miller good for you Dave

  • @CazualButterz

    @CazualButterz

    Жыл бұрын

    no, this is canon.

  • @himynameisspongebobtimetodie

    @himynameisspongebobtimetodie

    6 ай бұрын

    WHY CAN I AS WELL

  • @someonessecondaltaccount6932
    @someonessecondaltaccount6932 Жыл бұрын

    Love how Dave changes his expression right before it cuts to the next part after sport says "...christ..." Twice

  • @3MB3Rx134
    @3MB3Rx134 Жыл бұрын

    Tbh Dave is better written than the actual canon William Afton

  • @darkwaterendo1761
    @darkwaterendo1761 Жыл бұрын

    I can just imagine a kid walking up to the person inside a spring lock suit and said "do a flip" and man delivered but dead in the process

  • @LuunaFoxx
    @LuunaFoxx7 ай бұрын

    The fact that Dave would just ask if Jack had kidnapped the children, INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN xD

  • @MrPlant-jl9jv
    @MrPlant-jl9jv10 ай бұрын

    Bloody f-ing hell!! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying, “First item on the agenda, some pre honeymoon fun~ what are you waiting for old sport whip it out!” -Dave Miller 💀🤣

  • @MrPlant-jl9jv

    @MrPlant-jl9jv

    10 ай бұрын

    HAHAHA “You hurt me, I’m mad. You kill me I’m annoyed. ~ NEVER LAY A HAND ON MY ORNAGE BABY!!” - also Dave miller 💀💅🏼🤣

  • @himynameisspongebobtimetodie

    @himynameisspongebobtimetodie

    6 ай бұрын

    @@MrPlant-jl9jvMR PLANT?!

  • @RealSkylerGames
    @RealSkylerGames Жыл бұрын

    Old sport:blushes and nods Purple guy:I like old sport

  • @therealcosplayerlol

    @therealcosplayerlol

    Жыл бұрын

    0-0

  • @Totallynotredtail

    @Totallynotredtail

    3 ай бұрын

    Bro really said “owo what’s this”

  • @beyblader5099
    @beyblader5099 Жыл бұрын

    2:41 Jack/Old Sport: " *YES* " Dave: "Gah! " *Proceeds to get louder* " *DONT DO THAT* "

  • @zitou2170
    @zitou2170 Жыл бұрын

    6:28 love that perfect cut

  • @woofyjay6110

    @woofyjay6110

    Жыл бұрын

    i was gonna say that

  • @crow_in_a_trenchcoat

    @crow_in_a_trenchcoat

    Жыл бұрын

    he went ಠ_ಠ

  • @Fake_Charli12623
    @Fake_Charli126232 ай бұрын

    “You hurt me, I’m mad,” “You kill me, I’m annoyed” “ *But, don’t you DARE lay a hand on my orange baby* .”

  • @noneyabiz5036
    @noneyabiz5036 Жыл бұрын

    Oh my god, the ending where he goes '' please, dont do this, i love you '' That just makes me emotional-

  • @moonieland
    @moonieland Жыл бұрын

    I wish to have a friendship like Dave and Old Sport, and I will never be able to be happy until I do...

  • @Lavender_Fox

    @Lavender_Fox

    11 ай бұрын

    Why hello Dere, moonieland

  • @sproutz5014

    @sproutz5014

    10 ай бұрын

    ah yes quite an amazing friendship they have. truly friendly with each other. You could say they're roommates, even.

  • @chmezpolab

    @chmezpolab

    8 ай бұрын

    forr eal except for the killing parts

  • @terminallylulzy

    @terminallylulzy

    7 ай бұрын

    It's a bromance

  • @S1LLYBUGZ

    @S1LLYBUGZ

    6 ай бұрын

    @@sproutz5014…Oh my god, they were roommates??

  • @fireirisdoesart
    @fireirisdoesart5 ай бұрын

    I wanted to download the game and learn the lore myself but I’m concerned what my parents would see if the walk in on me with an 8bit purple guy on my screen saying “Whip it out” 😭

  • @theceoofsayingno7825

    @theceoofsayingno7825

    5 ай бұрын

    This is my exact issue, I have been confronted watching a DDLC playthrough when I was like 8 even though they never saw me doing it, which has left me with constant paranoia that I’m constantly being watched. On and offline, but just especially on, so I’m afraid what they’d say if I got caught playing funny purple guy shitpost gay game. 💀

  • @UserSJ71
    @UserSJ71 Жыл бұрын

    3:43 I said the exact same thing, then went into a silent laughing fit on the floor.

  • @_toasti33
    @_toasti33 Жыл бұрын

    1:09 The way Dave just- EMERGES

  • @sideways_chip_eater6420

    @sideways_chip_eater6420

    7 ай бұрын

    My headcanon is that he was hiding under the bed

  • @kiddiestranglerr

    @kiddiestranglerr

    6 ай бұрын

    I'm ALWAYS there to stalk Sportsy while he sleeps.

  • @pawuki

    @pawuki

    Ай бұрын

    @@sideways_chip_eater6420my headcannon is that he was sleeping right next to sportsy

  • @sideways_chip_eater6420

    @sideways_chip_eater6420

    Ай бұрын

    @@pawuki imagine if he was still laying there during the conversation he just looks like he's standing there because game mechanic

  • @pawuki

    @pawuki

    Ай бұрын

    @@sideways_chip_eater6420 LOL

  • @kcatjade7526
    @kcatjade7526 Жыл бұрын

    Is anyone else reading phone guy’s quotes in a teenage boy's voice because of Dawko?

  • @alladox8925

    @alladox8925

    Жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @gatchafnaf2789

    @gatchafnaf2789

    Жыл бұрын

    Same here

  • @IamDefinetlyaBagel

    @IamDefinetlyaBagel

    Жыл бұрын

    Nope, sometimes I just read them in my own voice or take his boicelines and make a custom voice in my head for him.

  • @bunnymaninc

    @bunnymaninc

    Жыл бұрын

    I can't see Scott with another voice... Strangly I think Dawko one suites him good.

  • @Cru128
    @Cru128 Жыл бұрын

    Knowing DSAF, there’d probably be some much goofier stuff like the Dave Miller Style “Eggplant Punch”, and the fact he actually calls himself Aubergine man.

  • @zeldamaniac14
    @zeldamaniac14 Жыл бұрын

    These two are so lovely together.

  • @M4R14N4_XD
    @M4R14N4_XD4 ай бұрын

    I SWEAR I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERYTIME HE SAYS "OLD SPOÆRT" 💀💀💀

  • @ega1324
    @ega1324 Жыл бұрын

    I like how every time you say crist in the bedroom his face just *sags*

  • @Ganbre14
    @Ganbre14 Жыл бұрын

    I usually dont shipp characters but my god these two are adorable together lol

  • @Totallynotredtail

    @Totallynotredtail

    6 ай бұрын

    As a funky little aro who typically can’t stand ship art, same

  • @huh217
    @huh217 Жыл бұрын

    I’m going to hold this video and cherish this video for the rest of my life god bless I wish nothing but happiness and joy upon you

  • @huh217

    @huh217

    Жыл бұрын

    oh the fucking ending . Oka y

  • @IamDefinetlyaBagel
    @IamDefinetlyaBagel Жыл бұрын

    "gah. *DON'T DO THAT.* "

  • @IamDefinetlyaBagel

    @IamDefinetlyaBagel

    Жыл бұрын

    I like this line :))

  • @EllieTheTraveller
    @EllieTheTraveller Жыл бұрын

    I know I should play these games for several reasons: 1. Made by DirectDogman, I love his work with Dial Town too 2. It's FNAF fangames, and I love FNAF, it was my childhood 3. They were made in RPG Maker, and that's a skill 4. This shi- is as queerplatonic/romantic as it can be, but it's still wholesome in a dark and twisted way, just my thing 5. "Aubergine" and "Old Sport" 6. I actually learnt new phrases and words in English watching DirectDogman games, and it's cool

  • @Gameytarsier62
    @Gameytarsier62 Жыл бұрын

    Dave and Sportsy truly have wholesome moments!

  • @Dog21831
    @Dog21831 Жыл бұрын

    0:47 BRO HOW HE BENDING THE SUIT LIKE THAT

  • @purplephonefan
    @purplephonefan Жыл бұрын

    3:34 Wait, does this imply that Dave and Old Sport are married? You don't have a honeymoon until marriage, right?

  • @xXI_Love_Dave69Xx

    @xXI_Love_Dave69Xx

    Жыл бұрын

    gay marriage wasnt legal yet :/

  • @anondoesntexist8532

    @anondoesntexist8532

    Жыл бұрын

    @@xXI_Love_Dave69Xx that just gives them another reason to marry

  • @xXI_Love_Dave69Xx

    @xXI_Love_Dave69Xx

    Жыл бұрын

    @@anondoesntexist8532 its not legal in dsaf 2 though dsaf 3 on the other hand, pretty legal there, well unless they decide its not gonna be legal in 2023, but hopefully that wont happen

  • @jackkennedy990

    @jackkennedy990

    Жыл бұрын

    Me and dave are just friends.

  • @purplephonefan

    @purplephonefan

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jackkennedy990 Sure…

  • @prismatic9836
    @prismatic9836 Жыл бұрын

    2:08 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

  • @jackwoofedtoohard7524
    @jackwoofedtoohard75242 жыл бұрын

    gay pixels

  • @SolsitaLaVerdadera

    @SolsitaLaVerdadera

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love the gay pixels

  • @OneDiseasedFella

    @OneDiseasedFella

    Жыл бұрын

    am i still?

  • @jackwoofedtoohard7524

    @jackwoofedtoohard7524

    Жыл бұрын

    @@OneDiseasedFella Are you?

  • @Soundwave-gay

    @Soundwave-gay

    Жыл бұрын

    Best gay pixels

  • @OneDiseasedFella

    @OneDiseasedFella

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jackwoofedtoohard7524 I’m asking you

  • @frogfelloww
    @frogfelloww5 ай бұрын

    what a fine pair of FRIENDS that would NEVER have a ROMANTIC interest in each other. right? surely he doesn’t mention that he loves jack multiple times!!! SURELY!

  • @sproutz5014
    @sproutz501410 ай бұрын

    3:10 is honestly one of my favourite moments in the series lmao

  • @delusionalfreekkk293
    @delusionalfreekkk293 Жыл бұрын

    8:20 no bc I cried at this part

  • @zenoluvswof9936
    @zenoluvswof99369 ай бұрын

    I love to think that the slight mess ups in Dave's voice are canon, like his voice is genuinely just, like that lol (Like when he's sleep deprived, his voice messes up on the word "plum")

  • @anondoesntexist8532
    @anondoesntexist8532 Жыл бұрын

    4:57 here u go

  • @sketchpad191
    @sketchpad191 Жыл бұрын

    these two are fruity asf and im here for it

  • @Electro_Clown
    @Electro_Clown7 ай бұрын

    They're an old married couple and no one can tell me otherwise

  • @chaotic_ourple
    @chaotic_ourple Жыл бұрын

    My ass literally cried at one of the bad endings i love these two so much

  • @arteezYT
    @arteezYT3 ай бұрын

    God when i first read daves diary i just thought "god. He sounds like a highschool girl. *I love that bastard."*

  • @jonathanthebigredengine
    @jonathanthebigredengine9 ай бұрын

    4:45 *Dave Defending His Orange Baby*

  • @genericidiotll
    @genericidiotll Жыл бұрын

    ALMOST ALL DAVE VOICE LINES FROM THIS. 0:00 - 0:04 "I think we can make somethin really beautiful together, old sport " 0:07 " hello there, old sport" 0:12 " have you abducted them yet " 0:21 " okay okay I was just asking" 0:27 " how about now" 0:36" fine fine I get it" 0:45 " I'm really enjoying our time together , old sport 0:55 "jeez fine well just do it together " 1:14 SLEEPY DAVE " why hello there old sport" SLEEPY DAVE 1:25 "oh since about 4am" 1:34 SLEEPY DAVE "don't be shy old sport" NORMAL DAVE 1:46"ill help you get suited up 1:51 "there you look fantastic old sport" 1:57 The last guy I worked for tried that on old sport " 2:21 " the f*cker tried to do a flip in a spring lock suit" 2:26 I love that b*stard" 2:30" I never liked him old sport" 2:43 "Gah DONT DO THAT " 3:10 "I may have shot a man but I also got the beers ya want one" 3:25 "HELLLLLL YEEEAAAAHHHH" 3:31 SLEEPY DAVE "good first item on the agenda let's have some pre honey moon fun" 3:35" well what are you waiting for old sport whip it out "( he meant his phone you effing creeps) 3:54 NORMAL DAVE old sport what's up whats with that orange grimace ya have goin on 4:06 oh is that right old sport I dont like that 4:12.since day one you've been a right thorn in my side 4:17 try'na kill me try'na fire me try'na get rid of me 4:30 I'm. Big boy Scott that I can take 4:35 but yesterday evening you fired old sport 4:44 "you hurt me I'm mad you kill me I'm annoyed but don't you DARE LAY A HAND ON MY ORANGE BABY" 4:54 don't talk to me or my old sport ever again 4:59 oh aubergine was my father 6:06 go to work and go terrorize phoney 6:32 I'll call you later old sport 6:40 he's here Scott you didn't think I came here alone did you 6:47 OLD SPORT get in here 6:56 I'm so proud of him 7:09 that's my boy 7:25 I like old sport , phoney he's a swell guy 8:01 he is my monster phoney

  • @genericidiotll

    @genericidiotll

    Жыл бұрын

    Ok this took me a while but I wanna say if ur gonna rp as dave u could use this but I know some stuff was left out but there

  • @Dave_Miller

    @Dave_Miller

    Жыл бұрын

    @@genericidiotll Thank you, this must have taken a long time

  • @thefan4043
    @thefan4043 Жыл бұрын

    i love how its acually true Dave has crush on him, creator said Dave is platonic of Jack.

  • @g00g1ty00gity

    @g00g1ty00gity

    Жыл бұрын

    what. how can a crush be platonic?

  • @thefan4043

    @thefan4043

    Жыл бұрын

    @@g00g1ty00gity I'm not sure about Jack have crush on Dave. Also creator said: "i left them as platonic."

  • @g00g1ty00gity

    @g00g1ty00gity

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thefan4043 ohhh okay thanks, man

  • @glowl0

    @glowl0

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thefan4043 i remember the creator say on his tumblr that their relationship is up to the players interpretation tho

  • @thefan4043

    @thefan4043

    Жыл бұрын

    @@glowl0 yeah i know.

  • @Jevil-Gun
    @Jevil-Gun Жыл бұрын

    "I may have shot a man" This one made me laugh and I don't know why

  • @theceoofsayingno7825
    @theceoofsayingno78255 ай бұрын

    The player in these clips always picking the nicest option as if it’s a dating sim is so real

  • @rustyhunt4112
    @rustyhunt4112 Жыл бұрын

    I think old sport likes Dave 1:55

  • @Fredbearisgone

    @Fredbearisgone

    Жыл бұрын

    Gqy men

  • @mimikyu3030

    @mimikyu3030

    10 ай бұрын

    That’s just bromance

  • @savannahthomson8074
    @savannahthomson8074 Жыл бұрын

    3:37 When he said whip it out jack thought it was a joke

  • @cry1ngch1Id
    @cry1ngch1Id2 ай бұрын

    “I’m a big boy” IM CRYING😭😭😭

  • @kingaxolotl842
    @kingaxolotl842 Жыл бұрын

    I don't want to talk about that moment 5:02

  • @magnesiumrice8583
    @magnesiumrice85838 ай бұрын

    the way he says the bit at 5:57 kills me every time. i didn’t know a text to speech bot could have such great line delivery

  • @oldsport1238
    @oldsport1238 Жыл бұрын

    0:01 we created something really beautiful

  • @Ifeelslayy

    @Ifeelslayy

    10 ай бұрын

    We really did ^^

  • @megistus.

    @megistus.

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@Ifeelslayywatafak are you talking about michael-

  • @Ifeelslayy

    @Ifeelslayy

    9 ай бұрын

    @@megistus. excuse me I’m purple🙄

  • @megistus.

    @megistus.

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Ifeelslayy THAT'S NOT YOU IT'S DAVE, also your a bear wannabe

  • @Ifeelslayy

    @Ifeelslayy

    9 ай бұрын

    @@megistus. nuh uh that’s a bear mask to cover my rotting skin 😎

  • @the8626
    @the862610 ай бұрын

    "they were very good friends"

  • @FirstDogFoodie
    @FirstDogFoodie Жыл бұрын

    I’ve been waiting for someone to make this for so long. Thank you 🙏🙏

  • @notrealnamenotatall2476

    @notrealnamenotatall2476

    Жыл бұрын

    You're very welcome! 8D I might make a second one depending on if I can find enough moments in DSAF 3.

  • @silviavaliente4551

    @silviavaliente4551

    Жыл бұрын

    @@notrealnamenotatall2476 Oh, please do! Who knows how much stuff I have missed solely on that exclusive Dave commentary in the Flipside. We will all be thankful ^^

  • @mellosass
    @mellosass Жыл бұрын

    1:47 i want to see what Dave says if Jack says bae

  • @leniviypelmen1215

    @leniviypelmen1215

    11 ай бұрын

    i may be late, but he just says "Go out there and start luring kiddins!"

  • @cinnamonbeanbaby444

    @cinnamonbeanbaby444

    10 ай бұрын

    @@leniviypelmen1215what about when he chooses the other option

  • @mako1717
    @mako1717 Жыл бұрын

    happy pride month to jack and dave specifically 🧡💜

  • @Butfrixker69

    @Butfrixker69

    Жыл бұрын

    No we are not gay we are friends

  • @mako1717

    @mako1717

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Butfrixker69 "we are gay" - dave miller

  • @PinkYellowBlue

    @PinkYellowBlue

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Butfrixker69 are you sure about that

  • @katyrosy124

    @katyrosy124

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PinkYellowBlue lol

  • @katyrosy124

    @katyrosy124

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Butfrixker69 yeah totally mhm

  • @jonathanthebigredengine
    @jonathanthebigredengine9 ай бұрын

    5:34 according to Google, In Slang, Gravy Is When something is good, like a pleasant job or your current feeling, you may describe it as "gravy."

  • @bluebutterfly3556
    @bluebutterfly35569 ай бұрын

    This is proof that davesport is canon.

  • @HowWasTheFalll
    @HowWasTheFalll10 ай бұрын

    I feel bad for shipping 2 serial killers, BUT THEY'RE SO ADORABLE HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

  • @creepersammyb2926
    @creepersammyb2926 Жыл бұрын

    dave and jack are lgbtq+ icons

  • @Stntz06
    @Stntz06 Жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, I remember this game.

  • @Eden_9913
    @Eden_9913 Жыл бұрын

    I swear Dave have something for old sport that’s more than he’s old sport

  • @conejitoburrito6526
    @conejitoburrito65262 жыл бұрын

    Yes I love these two!!!!

  • @Mynameistotallynotabadwordhehe
    @Mynameistotallynotabadwordhehe Жыл бұрын

    "He's my monster....and hes a pretty fine monster at that!"

  • @somedumbgayplantboi3012
    @somedumbgayplantboi3012 Жыл бұрын

    7:19 DANM PETER NO NEED TO BE SO RUDE TO YOUR BROTHER"S SOULESS HUSK GOD DANM

  • @apparatus6790
    @apparatus6790 Жыл бұрын

    *I didn't know it was actually canon*

  • @pillarxgames924
    @pillarxgames92411 ай бұрын

    I missed watching this

  • @caramel9154
    @caramel9154 Жыл бұрын

    man that editing at the end is great. You have the skills to make a convincing trailer

  • @Memorydraws
    @Memorydraws9 ай бұрын

    2:48 looking at Dave’s Files when you declined his offer and helped Phoney is just…just really sad

  • @Chrome_0O
    @Chrome_0O Жыл бұрын

    The amount of *Gay* in me wanting to press the options where it gives you a choice to say something flirty to Dave

  • @cool_knockout
    @cool_knockout Жыл бұрын

    “Hey, don’t talk to my Orange Baby like that!” - Dave Miller, DSaF3 Aubergine Man

  • @Hesitation_
    @Hesitation_ Жыл бұрын

    “ *dont touch my orange baby 😡* “ .

  • @coneheadzigity
    @coneheadzigity Жыл бұрын

    Unique geese made a statement that these 2 guys might be the best gay couple in the universe. Is he wrong though?

  • @FanDeBiteVictim1983
    @FanDeBiteVictim1983Ай бұрын

    "I love that bastard" Dave saying that with that ""lovely"" smile is somehow cute.

  • @FanDeBiteVictim1983

    @FanDeBiteVictim1983

    Ай бұрын

    2:22 I can't edit it because NotRealName's heart will disappear if I do so.

  • @haydenkehoe2645
    @haydenkehoe2645Ай бұрын

    Dave keeps saying old sport in most of his lines (if not 95%) and i love it

  • @lazyvincy13666
    @lazyvincy136665 ай бұрын

    I just recently played through DSaF 1&2, and I ship it so hard- Like, the chemistry’s there alright.

  • @MilkChocolate-dc7wd
    @MilkChocolate-dc7wd2 ай бұрын

    “Whip it out” got me dying

  • @garlicc1594
    @garlicc1594 Жыл бұрын

    new ship aquired

  • @user-sb8cb4jy4r
    @user-sb8cb4jy4r Жыл бұрын

    Chief, that was good, thank you so much

  • @notrealnamenotatall2476

    @notrealnamenotatall2476

    Жыл бұрын

    Thank!

  • @MaximumPowerDog1011
    @MaximumPowerDog101110 ай бұрын

    3:58 I'd where Dave says Grimace.

  • @Lux_Opal
    @Lux_Opal Жыл бұрын

    Gah! DONT DO THAT 2:43

  • @Bombzrcool

    @Bombzrcool

    Жыл бұрын

    *Dont do that 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨*

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