Ya know, I think we've found something that isn't a better love story then twilight

@punkhyena2824

5 жыл бұрын

my immortal is a masterpiece

@Kirschface

5 жыл бұрын

Both equally bad

@dracofirex

3 жыл бұрын

Right up there with "My Inner Life"

My Immortal has truly been immortalized. It deserves to be remembered.

I love how Marty McFly is just randomly in the HP universe

for some reason everytime a character enters flying in their broommsticks I imagine them just standing in it while it levitates.

Is it weird that the name "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way" is starting to grow on me? Like, it's a terrible edgy Mary Sue name, but... It just has some kind of weird ring to it...

@luciafranceschini2800

3 жыл бұрын

SHEZ NUT A MAERI SUE STUP FLAMMING U PREPZ

Delphini is Voldemort and Ebony’s daughter and nothing will convince me otherwise. Not even JK Rowling herself.

This ought to be required summer reading so English teachers can show literally everything not to do.

@housecatwithadegree

5 жыл бұрын

This. I love this.

@BlindStarLily

3 жыл бұрын

Bro, I will do a book report on this if I get the chance

@8Spikey

2 жыл бұрын

I am an ESL teacher and I am going to play this for my class to show them why fan fiction is not acceptable for book reports.

This entire fanfic is a slow encroaching stroke that instead of being a slow process, immediately kills all your brain cells.

The classical music and the cheerful way you read just makes this so much better. I take my hat off to you, you beautiful, brave, human being

50:18 HIS DOGFATHER I CAN'T BREATHE

Imagine the cast of Harry Potter doing a dramatic reading of this. XD

@RockismyAir

6 жыл бұрын

KaiPon Visp well I am now

@mij6304

3 жыл бұрын

I WOULD CRY

@DegrassiObssessedFan

3 жыл бұрын

Who would be Ebony?

@DegrassiObssessedFan

3 жыл бұрын

ONLY MY DREAM

This is the best piece of literature I've ever had the honor to hear.

@June28July

8 жыл бұрын

+MegaGraceiscool Fangs!

“Does dat sound like a Maru sue to you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😂👏 I fucking can’t I’m choking

This fanfic is by far the worst form of literature in history. Yet it's existence is needed, it serves as an example of what happens when you do cocaine and fall down a flight of stairs while pregnant.

@skairadistin252

9 жыл бұрын

I warned you about those stairs bro

My parents are asleep next door, and I'm just listening to this, breathing hard into my fist, trying so damn hard not to lose it which each passing sentence XD

I cannot believe this is 8 years old. I hope this dude is living his best life and is safe in these horrible times of plague.

jk rowling wishes she were tara gilesbie

This is what quarantine has lead me to.

I'm a creative writing major studying in Journalism. Every time I fuck up whether it be me writing a shitty article, I listen to this to remind myself that there are much worse works out there. Thank you moviemaster8510, and thank you My Immortal! :)

if you ever feel like your fanfiction is bad; just remember that this is a thing. You cannot get any worse than this.

@shadowthekelpie5147

7 жыл бұрын

In my life time, I have encountered two stories worse than this. The only reason they were worse (despite marginally better grammar) was the complete lack of comedic value.

@roninwarriorsfan

7 жыл бұрын

Qcumber queen this is a good philosophy

@GamerScorpicorn

7 жыл бұрын

Qcumber queen Lol, I write fanfiction all the time and I do think of this god awful fanfic whenever I doubt myself 😂

@roul4842

4 жыл бұрын

this makes me feel so much better about my bad wattpad stories XD

Remember kids, drugs can make you do regretable, irreversible things.......It's what college is for

Yall wont believe me, but im reading this for class. I've finnished the whole thing. Thanks a lot for posting this magical piece of art!

"I felt depressed so I cut my wrist" This is why God has abandoned us.

I love how you pronounce everything just like Tara spells it lol

This is an insult to actual Goths everywhere

@TheSirenNymph

9 жыл бұрын

Tara is the real poser here LOL

@ArinaCoryn

9 жыл бұрын

We're not insulted. We can actually laugh about it. And trust me. We do. A lot.

@PRGME7

6 ай бұрын

@@TheSirenNymphTara’s a ufcking prep

Who would have guessed that this would pair so well with Vivaldi?

I am dying ohh my god. I read the fic itself but this makes it even more hilarious.

He put his thingy into my "you no what." smh, just wow.

I would like to thank alcohol for getting me through this shitshow of a fanfic

I can imagine the look on Tara ' s face when she finds out that the Slytherin class/group were acually the preps at Hogwarts and Harry came from a completely different class and thus cannot hang out with Draco without getting in trouble and vice versa.

@drummerboi357

9 жыл бұрын

ahniandfriends123 XD so true slytherin's are basicly prep's me being a slytherin myself : 3

@DizzySpark

8 жыл бұрын

+drummerboi357 must be nice to have internet from inside a book.

@drummerboi357

8 жыл бұрын

What do you mean?

I think this fanfiction happened cause of a student from hogwarts/ilvermony using a time turner

Bless you this is absolutely a work of art - a true goffik masterpiece

This story's a masterpiece! Shakespeare? Shakespeare who?

Some of the words in this fanfiction literally looks like it's from a different language.

Tara loves experimenting with adverbs like "sexily", "suicidally" and "gothically". "I asked gothikally." "Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily." "I ran suicidally to my room nd I sexily took a steak out."

When she shouts out crookshanks Voldemort was so baffled he fell off his broom

A classic reading of fine literature.

I showed my little sister, who's a huge Harry Potter fan, the cover to this and her reaction was basically the Surprised Patrick face.

I think my ribs are going to break from this much laughing. You perfect, amazing person.

this fanfic makes MCR look so bad and I don't even know how to react except for laughter

This is legitimately the the worst bit of literature I've ever known of but yet it is also the best thing I've read

I am a REAL depressed person. I'm not goth but I do like a lot of Gothic things and I hate how this girl just acts like cutting your wrists is a joke. You don't just start to get dressed and all of a sudden go "I'm kinda depressed. I think I'll cut my wrists." Very funny narrator though. Dumbly-dore XDXDXD

@AngleOfRainbows

9 жыл бұрын

That's good

@MartianMallow1

9 жыл бұрын

Crischan? You mean Christian? I'm an atheist..

@MartianMallow1

9 жыл бұрын

Oh I see haha. I CAN FLAM DA STORY IF I WUNNA FLAM DA STORY K???? U PREP

@June28July

9 жыл бұрын

+MartianMallow1 Hope you're no longer depressed.

@abstwuse

8 жыл бұрын

+MartianMallow1 YOUR SKIN AINT PAPER

What am I doing with my life...

Wait, someone helped with the spelling?! So this took two people to write this piece of dog poo???

@alexv3357

9 жыл бұрын

Sailor Italy Imagine how bad it would be if not peer-reviewed.

@_isabellanatasha

8 жыл бұрын

+Alex Von Seggern It might be BETTER if not peer-reviewed.

@alexv3357

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly.

@punkhyena2824

5 жыл бұрын

This is not dog poo its art

And we present you: The Birth Of Ebony! (Parody of Bottecelli's Birth Of Venus)

Lost. My. Shit. 10/10 because of the narrator.

Dear Lord she was saying a million times that Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way isn't a Mary Sue because she's demonic. No Tara, an MS is perfect to the reader or author. She's perfect to you. If she's a vampire, goth, witch, in a band, have 1000 outfits, cry blood, & can turn a bloody pentagram into a guitar WITHOUT reason or question, then she's a Mary Sue. But really, you definitely need Jesus. I'll pray that you can write 1 correct paragraph someday. Hope it takes off from there.

I fucking lose it every time at "Dumblydore".

Ironically, I think this story is actually genius. Firstly I'm pretty sure that, after listening to the whole thing, this was written by someone who knew exactly what they were doing for various reasons- one being that there are just too many "!111"s. There are certain inconsistencies that crop up from time to time. I could be wrong, of course. But honestly, how entertaining is this story? xD

Took me half an hour to figure out what MCR was.

I lost my shit at "Dumbly Door" and "Dumb-Bell Door"

I also like how she is complaining about posers when she is a poser.

let's be honest this is miles above 50 shades of grey, just waiting for the my immortal movie

I'm surprised there isn't a film adaptation

I cried sexily while gothically listening to this goffik "story". But seriously, if this isn't a troll fiction, there is no hope for mankind.

I think I'll just bookmark this for when I'm hating my own writing...

A buddy of mine come back to this video about twice a year. Sync-play it while RTS Gaming together and just lulz the whole way through it. The most recent was with my "Goff" Empire in Stellaris!! CUZ THERE GOFFICK! GET IT? moviemaster8510, FANGZ For your great narration of this timeless piece.. MCR ROX!!!11!oneone

Wait she had someone helping her with spelling and yet it still came out like _this?_

@Zcumgod

6 жыл бұрын

James.T .Adams stupid+stupid=more stupid That is the equation of life

Oh god. This. Is. Hillarious!

I didn't want it to end lol

I never fail to laugh hard enough that my back hurts whenever I read this

if it wasn't for vivaldi's spring playing i think i would have died ages ago

I just discovered the My Immortal fanfic phenomenon and died of laughter when I read it! And now watching this, you sir are amazing! I wouldn't be able to read it so clear and precise like you do - I commend you!

I laughed statistically.

"I felt a little depressed then so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding" Da fuck? ಠ_ಠ

Dumblydore needs to be the retconned name for Dumbledore. Albert "You motherfukers" Dumblydor, and he always has a headache.

Then I slit my wrist cause I was feeling depressed? Honestly I hope people don't do that in real life. It seriously doesn't work that way

"What a story, Mark" is a quote from the movie "The Room".

20 people r prepz who wont stop flamming

If this is a troll fic, good fucking job. I applaud the writer.

I can't believe I just listened to the whole thing. But I'm still laughing. A headache is imminent but I couldn't care less.

The only way to kill a vampire is with a C-R-O-S-S. There's no way I'm writing that. -facepalm-

I lost count of how many times I had to pause this to laugh hysterically.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" - Albus Dumbledore

This is beautiful and the music in the background is great

dumblydor had a hedache

So many good laughs XD thank you for uploading this!

How are Voldemort and Tom Riddle two different people and Prof. Trelawney and Prof. Sinistra are like the same person???

@CowboyRadio27

5 жыл бұрын

I feel like she just had the movies on in the bg and any time a new character came on she just added them in lol

@punkhyena2824

5 жыл бұрын

Volzemort!

I gasped angrily

Best Audio Book ever!

You can practically hear you trying not to laugh😂 this is genuinely the worst think I have a ever seen, I read the first 12 chapters of it, because I wanted to see how bad it was, but gave up cause I was getting a migraine from reading it

Still a better love story than twilight

@ashestoashes78

9 жыл бұрын

...Nope. It's not. It is worse. *MUCH WORSE.*

@ashestoashes78

9 жыл бұрын

***** I got enough hyperbole from this fanfic....

@taliak1237

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t like Twilight. The only good thing about twilight is Carlisle Cullen, Jasper Hale and the volturi. But Twilight is better than this by MILES.

You are a better woman than I. I would have set this "work" of fanfiction (and I use the quotations loosely) on fire then I would have ripped Tara's fingers off so she could no longer write any more. I salute your constitution and composure. Now if you will excuse me, I need to find my brain bleach and force myself to vomit this atrocity out of my memory.

you are a lovely person for this

That moment when the video finishes and your headache disappears. This is the greatest worst fanfiction of all time, no wonder it's infamous. Although there were parts that made me laugh for how terrible it was

Legend says that the person who made this recording was sent to the hospital after reading the whole thing.

@moviemaster8510

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, I've gone to the hospital since, but that was over irritation in my sciatic nerve, so...

@carl9022

6 жыл бұрын

Tony Tang the amount of laughter the forced out of me caused my shins to go numb, my left eye to twitch, and nausea. Honestly, I was almost hospitalized by this.

im dead

I listen to this whenever I'm browsin on the internet and don't want to listen to music wow

Still a better love story than twilight...

@cherryq1794

9 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna have to disagree, THEY BOTH SUCK EQUAL ASS

We both smoked cigarettes and drugs? LOL What?!

The way you read this was hilarious XD

This is too awesome xD

A part of me wants to rage because this is the worst fanfiction ever but I'm also laughing my ass of cause it's fucking hilarious. Especially how you read it. xD

My sides are killing me from laughing too hard!!!! LOL!!!!

I nearly fell off of my bed whilst listening to this

Challenge: Take a shot every time there is a swear word or a mention of the word "Gothic."

@carl9022

6 жыл бұрын

Tony Tang I take a shot every time there is a typo.

LOL, this is THE best story evarzzzZzZzzZZzZzZzZzZZz!!!!111

This is a good motivator however for me to work on my homework

I fucking did it... I listened to the whole thing... And I still have brain cells...

this needs to be a movie XD