I can only imagine the battle between Jacques and Ses for space on the door. "Scoot over!" "I'm on the edge as it is!" "No there's lots of room!" *Both tumble into the ocean*

"Listen folks, 1997 was a rough year for any guys named Jack." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Hold me. Hold me." words we all love to hear from Jacques.

"i haven't heard this fucking song in 30 years" 😂

@fireline4765

2 ай бұрын

I completely forgot that this song had lyrics.

@waffles3629

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, I was watching thinking "Wait, I'm pretty sure the movie is younger than me and I'm not 30". 😂

I need to know if he knows that he’s uploaded this right after the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. Does he fucking know because the timing is ON POINT.

@kanon_natsuki

2 ай бұрын

well.. if he did not he know now since he will read most of the comments XD

@kiciaharleyofalabama6105

2 ай бұрын

Only 5 days late lol

@flowerfaerie8931

2 ай бұрын

@@kiciaharleyofalabama6105 No? Two days late lmao. The Titanic went down at roughly 2:20 AM on April 15.

@kiciaharleyofalabama6105

2 ай бұрын

@@flowerfaerie8931 your right got 12 from the year it sank, not the day..my bad.

@flowerfaerie8931

2 ай бұрын

@@kiciaharleyofalabama6105 Nah you’re good, it happens.

French girls comment was perfect.

Rose: "I'll never let go, Jacques!" *suddenly.....in the dark, foggy distance:* "SLAYERRRRRRRRR!!!!" Jacques: "Alright, see ya Rose. I'm outta here."

@Deathbird_Mitch

2 ай бұрын

Jaques hops on the baddest looking jetski ever, and they rig the door to the back and drag it like a Deck Tube.😅

@peggywoods4327

2 ай бұрын

I think I laughed harder at this than the video 😂💀🤘

@etbarton007

19 күн бұрын

Swim Jacques! Swim! Lol

Now I'm seeing a drawn picture of Ses in my mind of him sprawled across a couch in a sexy pose one arm laying along his side with hand resting across his hip, other arm acting as a headrest with a smile and a rose held in his teeth.

@ilovefunnyamv2nd

2 ай бұрын

Well if you're seeing the drawing, SHARE IT! but yes, it is quite the visual....quite the visual indeed. indeed. what were we talking about again?

@mynx369

2 ай бұрын

Unfortunately I'm seeing it too!! Sadly it's burned into my retinas and I'm going blind because of it.😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🥰

@fandude41

2 ай бұрын

@@mynx369 Now replace that with Jacques doing *ALL* the single ladies. ...The **DANCE** people.

@rebekahv5185

2 ай бұрын

LMAO!! 😂🤣

@ndb_1982

8 күн бұрын

Lawd, I could have gone my entire life without that mental image. 🤦‍♀️

Jacques: Ses, hold me. Ses: RIGHT for the pecs

This whole show was great! Thanks for making your way out to Raleigh!

@hdwelker

2 ай бұрын

I was also there and the issues with the shape made it hillarious

@stacysuttle3212

2 ай бұрын

Same!!

Feels like it's been 84 years....

The reenactment we didn't know we needed!!!

James Cameron actually did that experiment, and proved that, while they could both technically fit, they would've both been in water.

@kristencawker2582

2 ай бұрын

Actually just saw a mythbusters episode that proved it was plausible for both Jack and Rose to fit on the door and not die

@waffles3629

2 ай бұрын

Mythbusters figured out that if they tied the lifejacket under the door they would've both been out of the water enough to survive. Comfortable no, survive yes.

@DestinyHetzler

2 ай бұрын

Hate to rell you, neither character was smart enough to figure that out. ​@@waffles3629

@ndb_1982

8 күн бұрын

James Cameron has said multiple times they would not fit.

@waffles3629

8 күн бұрын

@@ndb_1982 they would physically fit on the door, the door would just be submerged.

I was at this show! Jack wasn’t kidding about how close the audience was seated to the stage!

I think I laughed way too hard at this. ‘’ If we find door that we can both fit on. You will let me on God dammit.” If they ever do a titanic remake they need to add that line. ❤❤❤❤

@DesertLily9895

2 ай бұрын

We need a Titanic parody 🤣!!

We love Jacque's parodies of songs!

@SoKeefe4ever

2 ай бұрын

Oh also I'm first

@Deathbird_Mitch

2 ай бұрын

*Heartfelt tributes. 🤨🤣

Oh man, how are you able to improve like that, cause I'm with Ses - I haven't heard that song in 30 effing years either 😂

Jacques,,, always makes me happy 🎉🎉🎉🎉

I was having an awful day and this just made it ALLLLLL better, thank you! 😂

"THAT YOU'LL LET ME ON THE GODDAMN DOOR DAMNIT!!!!!" I was jumscared

I enjoyed your shows today at Scarborough

Lmao have a awsome day 😂

Im glad hes on team door for two. Mythbusters can kiss my hearf of the ocean.

Omg! Just found out you will be at scarborough fair this weekend! Cant wait to actually see your show live on sunday!!

Jacques, remember physics. Jack's added weight on the door would have killed them both.

Pure gold 😂

Omg this is funny

With the floating door, I always thought it was a buoyancy issue. When Rose was on the door and Jack tried to get on as well, it started to sink.

Was watching the shorts before this video, and i had a song though. No idea if I will ever catch a show with you live, but if you can sneak in video with Earth, Wind & Fire - Let's Groove, much appreciation. It was the Du Hast skit that made me think of this, ...Despacito (minus Justin Bieber).

Perfect😅

Before I even looked at the sign, I recognized the Raleigh Amtrak station at the lower right of the mural. 👀

For flips sake. In titanic, you can see he tries to get on the door and it doesn't support them both. It sinks. So in order to keep rose out of the water, jack could not get on the damn door!

@saraquill

2 ай бұрын

Mythbusters showed it would float if they stuffed their life vests underneath.

@waffles3629

2 ай бұрын

Mythbusters figured out that if they tied the lifejacket under the door they would've been out of the water enough to survive.

If you ever go to the Titanic museum in Branson Mo you can actually feel how cold the water was that faithful night. They have a timer to see how long you last. That water is cold enough that moving around even a little bit hurts. My point is that yes they both could have been on the door but with how cold the water was, every time on of them went back into the water it would be like needles sticking you. So I think it’s more about cold pain than anything.

SLAAYERRRR

❤

I assume Ren Fairs are not wheelchair friendly, especially electric wheelchairs… and especially when raining. I really have no clue, but that stopped me from even hoping to go to the one here and see y’all.

@melindadawngarren5137

2 ай бұрын

It really depends on the location of the fair. It wouldn't hurt to email or call any Ren fairs near you that you want to attend.

Mythbusters proved that no, they wouldn’t have fit on the door.

Give him a like everyone!

Yes

I don't have enough thumbs for this. ^.^

so silly

Has anyone ever requested Rap God?

So lovely that I had to watch it twice.

Jacques…question…if I wanted to stalk you like Slayer dude…is there a song you’d want requested repeatedly? One you enjoy doing? I know Freebird and Barbie are out…?