My Greatest Achievement in Croatia: a Seat on the Dalmatian Bench
Life in Dalmatia is amazing. The pace of life, the polako, the pomalo, the laganini.
Over the years, I became fixated with the wise elders of Jelsa, as they gathered each evening on the white bench under the Mayor's office to discuss the weighty matters of the day.
I can't explain it but I became a little bit obsessed, and all I wanted was an invitation to sit with them on the bench, an honour that is never bestowed upon foreigners, I was assured.
And then one day, after 13 years...
****
Like our videos and want to see more? Be part of the story by buying me a coffee or something stronger ko-fi.com/paulbradbury
Want to learn more about the realities of living in this flawed but majestic country? Our new book, Croatia, a Survival Guide for Foreigners is now available on Amazon. www.amazon.com/Croatia-Surviv...
Video produced by Igor Vuk of Wolf Media.
For your daily dose of Croatia, check out www.total-croatia-news.com
Follow Paul Bradbury on LinkedIn - / paul-bradbury-58662a85
Пікірлер: 146
OMG, you're amazing Paul! I laughed so much, nostalgia, happiness, simplicity, humour.... all in a couple of minutes. You seem to capture the essence of Croatian culture so precisely by pointing out the little quirks 🤣🤣🤣
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha thanks - lots more coming if you want to subscribe.
@MK-ln6nb
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury already subscribed 🙂
Bench = local politics. The mayor does not like the opposition :)
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha
Ah yes, the famous dalmatian benches 😂, but did you here about the best security cameras in the world?, better known as slavonian grandmas on windows 😂😂😂
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Yep, they are the best
@oskng
Жыл бұрын
Ako ne znam kada sam navecer dosao kuci (dok sam bio mlad, u osijeku) samo pitam babu pored mene sto zivi i odmah saznam i kada sam dosao i kako i sa cim i sa kim i sve ostalo 😂😂😂😂
@husamabed6527
9 ай бұрын
I bet they are the best. 😀😂
Paul you are our best ambassador. I've been following you on YT for a while now and I'm so impressed by your creativity and love for our country. This story was sad and funny at the same time. "Ej, Debeli Englez" 🤣 (btw. you've lost lots of kgs since then:), and sad since remind me of benches and places in my own small town Tisno, on island Murter where old people use to sit and - just do nothing. Benches are long gone, places become public spaces and people has changed. So, thank you Paul for this story and evoking my memories. Keep doing what you doing, You are bigger Croat then most of us. Cheers!
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for your comment - lots more coming if you want to subscribe.
Bravo Paul, uočio si i izdvojio nešto izvanredno, što mi ne uočavamo, jer nam je prirodno, a ipak tako posebno i lijepo. Život je sazdan od ovih malih, lijepih stvari.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha thanks - lots more coming if you want to subscribe
Kao dijete sam bio tako ponosan na taj način komunikacije ljudi na otocima i osjetio sam isto što i vi.Ja sam iz kontinentalnog dijela i to je bilo za mene prelijepo. Sve je manje te atmosfere.,nažalost.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
It is really special in my opinion.
You in Croatia and i in England....❤
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
And I feel I made the smarter move...
@matej560
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury Yes you are...But standard in England ( Lancaster) it's very good 👍...And it's is beautiful city .....But yes ours Croatia is beautiful ❤️
I listened with admiration and I laughed so hard at the end 😅 # Klupa zivi vjecno “👏💗🍀. Sad si pravi Dalmosh 👌 Greetings from Great Lakes area
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha thanks
Paul, do not wait to be invited, all you need to do is pick your drink and get seated in the middle, and engage them. If you behave like them, they would appreciate it, and accept you as one of them. Thank you for sharing your experiences! Greeting from Palestine
@PaulBradbury
9 ай бұрын
But they dont drink on the classic bench
Guess Bench replaced "Zidić" since I have gone.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
The Bench v the Zidic. Would love to have more local input on that one.
@Leo-wz4nh
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury Zidic is for young people, teenagers. The Bench is for mature, 'wise' people.
@josipag2185
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury Zidic is for drinking and chatting, spending time, but it is not the same thing.
Thanky you Paul, you are very contributing man in croatian social life. Your videos are quite good and I enjoy to watch them. What you resent in the life in Croatia, most of Croats resent too. Stay one of us and good luck!
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Thanks, it is nice to be here. Lots more coming if you want to subscribe.
Ahhh it feels like a lifetime ago, Pol!!! My sisters Godmother in Melbourne just shared me the video on Messenger, she didn’t mention why but as soon as I started watching it, I had a feeling it was going to make a mention! Thank you so much for sharing the memory with me, Paul! 🤩🙏😎🇭🇷☕️
@PaulBradbury
10 ай бұрын
Haha, Queen of the Bench
@marianadzaja
10 ай бұрын
@@PaulBradbury Haha… I’ll take that title! Haha.
This is funny to me. I'm from Zagreb, but I used to spend my summers in Pitve with my grandma, and we frequently visited Jelsa for shopping. And I sat on that bench as a kid often when waiting for grandma to buy bread. Had no idea I wasn't supposed to hah.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
haha. Summers in Pitve must have been bliss
Even we don't understand our essence in some things like you... 😉👍 Love this channel...
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha thanks - lots more coming if you want to subscribe.
#KlupaZiviVjecno I simply LOVE IT. Knowing a little bit about you, the benches are coming back. Probably the new ones. They don't know the force of nature that they are facing. BRAVO PAUL!
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
#KZV
Paul, great story! Since you mentioned "Klupa Zivi Vjecno", I must add , "Hajduk Zivi Vjecno" !
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha true story
vijece mudrih !
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
haha, istina
Hahaha, "Uo,Debeli englez!" Yes ,we "Boduli" are very careful with our words.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
More common on hvar is Ludi Englez
@kani9284
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury that's a compliment though.
Amazing content Paul, best From Zagreb :)
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Thank you! Lots more coming if you want to subscribe.
@vjekoslavvnucec326
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury Subscribed along ago.
Svako malo misto ima svoju bench 😎👍! Veliki pozdrav iz Duca and keep going 👋😊!
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
It is a really lovely part of Dalmatian culture - i love it.
O, we as kids called that Dolina mozgova. Every single place in Dalmatia has it. And is not a bench for beer for locals to drink, or something like that. It is Dnevnik, but of the place. Kronika naseg malog mista, without the writing part.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Lovely
Places that get rid of public benches just to accommodate a business soon loose what made them great. Especially places like this, where the public benches are such an important social element for the locals. They should feel at home where they're from, not get pushed out by tourist driven greed
@MelJandric
Жыл бұрын
True. Unfortunately this is happening in too many places, if it continues this way Croatia will eventually turn into just another generic tourist destination, it will lose it's soul. It's not just a bench, it's the soul of the town. BTW Paul, the fact that you accepted "Debeli Englez" title without being offended means you are one of us. 🥧Welcome.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha, well more people call me Ludi Englez on Hvar, but to get a nickname is a sign of acceptance I think
@cinilaknedalm
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury ti si već njihov tamo duuuugo vremena, u to sam siguran :)
Haha This is brilliant. Svaka čast
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha thanks
Something similar could be find all over the Croatia, but in small towns or villages. In Slavonija, especially Eastern Slavonija where houses are mostly placed on sides of one long road you can still see benches in front of every old house. In other places such bench is usually placed in front (or side of) village's store (usually the only one). In general - it depends of 'urban planning ' of particular place, so it could be place where most of the people circulates daily, or the place most convenient for little chatting.... Younger settlers usually visiting local pubs / caffes for same reason, but older once (used to) prefer some bench(es) like one you talking about.
@mp7519
Жыл бұрын
But none of those can beat the dalmatian bench 😎😋😉😉🤗
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Yes true, but there is something special about the Dalmatian bench
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
True story
@mibict
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury I would take your word for it! And I'm glad you managed to get this 'bench invitation '! It is always hard for 'not local' (meaning that you have to have some generational roots at that place first), but for the total foreigner (different country, different nation) - thi IS a real achievement!
Ha ha ha, I was laughing until I learned they removed the bench. 🤬
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Yes, very sad story. Maybe one day...
Bravo to you, we appreciate it..
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
You are welcome. Lots more coming if you want to subscribe
reminds me of all the old Greek island guys sitting on benches with their fidget toys (kombolói)
@PaulBradbury
11 ай бұрын
Bench tourism is awesome
Sjajna priča!
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha thanks. Lots more coming if you want to subscribe.
@ImreWeiss
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury Već jesam! Lepi pozdrav!
Excellent story 😁
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Bench life IS excellent
Paul original is " Nije preša "
3:29 That's photo from Ivankovo in Slavonija if I'm right? Who'd know that you visited this calm village in Slavonija. Next time around, make sure to announce so we can sit on the bench or go for a drink! In Slavonija however, bench culture is not as developed as in coastal areas. Since I'm from Senj where old guys traditionally gather at seafront or on old main square, I noticed some differences. First, people in Ivankovo enjoy bench talking but only in summer, when it's warmer and only in front of houses. So basically, along the street there's one bench for about 6-7 houses so all neighbours gather on the bench (or around it) in the evening and contemplete about day, life or politics. Second, Ivankovo is filled with security cameras. For example, once you get guests, komšinice (neighnours - grandmas usually) watch through their windows trying to catch as much info about guests. Once I came here to visit my girlfriend, every komšinica was interested in me, where I'm from, why am I there etc.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Well spotted - we even have an article on Ivankovo - fun little place - www.total-croatia-news.com/lifestyle/59618-ivankovo
Wait 'till you discover croatian surveillance system. Baba's on windows watching your every move, who you talk to, what you do.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha, yes, I have been under surveillance for over 20 years now. I can't do anything in this country without it being reported back.
@markopetrunic7598
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury so MI6 it is.
3:30 you where in my village Ivankovo sitting on bench across church... 😂❤
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Ivankovo has a great bench tourism future - nice place
Ah yes .. the bench! Does every village in Croatia have a bench where the old guard hangs out? On our little island of Ugljan, the benches aren't as big and prominent as yours in Hvar, but the old gents do manage to find a chair, rock or any portion of a broken wall to gather and talk shop. FYI: On Ugljan, there is a group that has been creating benches for each village. The benches are covered in colorful mosaic tiles and each one tries to represent the vibe of that village. I posted a video a while ago, "Making the Ceprljanda Bench", that shows one of the benches being created. It really is a nice thing to watch as these artists bring a bench to life.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
It is more a dalmatian thing. Cool about your benches. Can u post vid link
@crashryanphoto
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury Sadly it's a very short video. I wish I could've gotten there earlier, but here it is : kzread.info/dash/bejne/Zalkw5J_fafFmag.html
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
@@crashryanphoto very cool. Wil do article on tcn when i get a min. Tx!
@crashryanphoto
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury By the way, we love TCN. Much to my parents dismay, I can't speak the Croatian language, so thank you for bringing us Croatian news in English!
Gotta love the English dry wit, Paul.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Lots more coming if you want to survive
Congrats! It is the greatest achievement indeed. We call it the Ministry of other people's affairs on our island! #KlupaŽiviVječno
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
The Ministry, headquartered at Kod Damira - we will have a video about Stari Grad soon #KZV
oh, we love you paul !
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha thanks
Love the bench. Really special concept, the smaller town it is the more important the bench is. It reflects the truth and reality much better than any new media. I remember a particular bench remark given the first Covid summer from a bench close to the only store in Šipanska Luka on the tiny island of Šipan (Elaphites close to Dubrovnik). At the time there were possibly 20 tourists max on the island in total (due to covid ofc, and most were "local" tourists, meaning people that own houses there) and the island is connected to Dubrovnik via 2 ship lines per day, so most likely one of the safest places on the planet NOT to get Covid. An elderly local was walking by the bench in order to get to the store while the regulations obliged everyone to wear face masks in public places, which was absolutely not enforced on the island (for obvious reasons). The bench asked the guy: "Jure, jesi olvida brnjicu?" (Jure, have you forgotten your muzzle?) 🤣
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha vrh
if all goes well im supose to go to Zadar for work, im in high hope that il meet all this wonderfull people that you talk about in all your videos, as for the food and drinks its all the same in ex YU (the best their IS)
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Good luck. Zadar is great and there is a growing community of returnees. You can meet some of them and hear their stories here - kzread.info/head/PLhIdFRAG5u6kXdEm_7qTAy6xtfBHFuywX
I like it how in split klupa is šentada.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
I didnt know. Thanks!
How much does it cost to bring the new ones? I think that in less than 24 hours there will be enough Kunas, ups Euros to get the new and everlasting benches.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Not much but the location is no longer available
13 years 🤣 I am feeling sorry for you Paul🙈
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
haha, it was quick - I was thrilled.
whats youre opinion on other balkan countrys
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
You are saying Croatia is in the Balkans?
@cinilaknedalm
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury Slovenia is in the Balkans, nevermind Croatia xD
@jonelova
Жыл бұрын
My thought exactly! What does he mean by saying “OTHER Balkan countries”. Slovenia, Croatia, even B&H are not Balkan countries… Gee, what small countires have to go through! It was the lazy Germans who started calling the whole area “the Balkans” and it doesn’t matter if it makes sense, it remained. Btw the Bulgarians are equally annoyed by the abuse of the name of one of their mountains for the whole of SEE
@antel704
Жыл бұрын
Slovenia, Croatia and BiH especially Croats HercegBosna in BiH are not balkan geografic and mentality. Croatia is middle south Europe and with our part of Adriatic sea, part of western Mediterian Country, Its not politic its facts of west mentality and way of living. Example traditional "Klapa" music ha ha is not cajke, Big Big diferent. Klapa is basic same like western Country Gospel in USA. Greece have beautiful Sirtaki like instrumental dance we on west have " Klapa's" songs like two little diferent kind of mediterian culture. If you mix that with balkan's cajke you have bad wine ' kvasina' on Croatia Dalmatia and that is brainwashing for Croats, we Croat's saying ,' iša si na kvasinu' mean you going on bad wine. From bad wine 'kvasina' you cant recognise or understand Croat's. When turist came in Croatia and dont recognised reall Croats they didnt reall had felt mainly level of joy and rest on Holliday. When we defending our culture we pushing western turist in better understanding what is our traditional way of living and history gift for them. You Short mind. If you are to smart I dont need answer from you but do you understand history Greatness tradition and culture of Great Britain like part of Great western Europian Kingdom's what defended Western and discovered World for us ? Dont need answer from you just think.
I just love English humour
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha, thanks
No bench, no probs, bring a chair.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Nooo - it is the bench or nothing
i think we meet in Split and Brač , and we had conversation about enchovies.Respect you are Croat and thank you for being our trully.S poštovanjem Josip.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Thanks. It is possible but i dont recall having a conversation about anchovies in my life.
Island wikipedia!!🤣🤣🤣
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Is there any better source of info?
Great video as always Paul, capturing the essence of character and island life. If i may, i would like to contribute an additional hashtag to your noble KlupaZiviVjecno campaign: #NijeTiĆaćina I believe it would at least get the mayors attention..
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha
Excellent story, probably the same kind of guys who congregate on Sunday to play boulles, but didn’t we have the in the Uk too? I think they were called pubs 😂
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha true story
Another characteristic Dalmatians have is their directness and lack of political correctness- mainly the older generation as they don’t see the point of sugar coating stuff. They just say it as it is. I should know I’ve been subject to it many times by my relatives. So the comment of “ debeli inglez “ would be a scandal in other places.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
I much prefer brutal and direct communication. It saves so much time.
Well, you have one of the biggest english speaking newssites in Croatia where some of the content is lets say, typically westernized. The type of talks about politics,race, economy and women, feminism just to mention some of the articles on your site, which I have read is not "typically croatian" and croatian problems in the way it is in other western countries. Croatia has a long history of war , fight for independence and we are still mostly catholic, so there is a different way of being and understanding amongst us and each other when it comes to these topics that a foreigner can find hard to understand for instance, from my own observations. And I guess the same goes for other countries as well, but Croatia is very unique in several ways. And you and some the writers on your site write like they do because you are british or because you think some topics are good to bring up, like you know people do, bring up topics that they find important for good or bad reasons. Or because you want to influence the country in a certain way like a spy would. You can also be a normal person that enjoys Croatia and what it has to offer, and you do actually write useful articles and do some great promotion for the country as well ☺so Im not saying you are definitely are a spy. And I encourage and like to see what people from other cultures have to say about Croatia and I like that people can and do express themselves so that is completely fine. Finally, I mean USA have spies that are sent to cause political shifts in other countries which is not a secret, and they do not usually look like James Bond, and the brits might know the most about imperialism than any country in the world. That is why people can think the way they do of you 👌
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha vrh. Actually i am the only one at tcn who is not either wholly or part Croatian
Lord Bradbury, Lord Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Jelsa. (Yeh, I know it's a trans-Atlantic amalgam ... bašme briga!)
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha
Can't watch it. Your in politics? Bench?
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Premieres at 19:53 - about 90 mins
@antel704
Жыл бұрын
Tom, I think little he run away in mentality in hills of balkan and mix but he is new and he is better then our msm or Htv, rtl, nova. they even dont know that Croatia is independent and Free western Country, but good living from our money. Its from merkel southeast and west balkan brainwashed represent of Croatia last thirty years, even we are EU, NATO, now really we run away with Schengen and euro.Even HercegBosnia in BiH dont belong to balkan rivers Bosna i Neretva. Bye bye balkan.
@riobabic8960
Жыл бұрын
Simple things are usually the most important !
ughhh debeli englez🤣🤣
@PaulBradbury
3 ай бұрын
haha
Mr Paul, you have pretty unique mind. You notice a lot of things WORTH NOTICING that almost everyone else wouldnt. And Im not talking about things you would notice simply as a foreigner, things that are peculiar to you, due to culture differences etc, Im talking indeed about this bench thing, or similar stuff, it is a thing that really has a value, the local običaj, that is so deeply rooted and a VERY important part of life. Hats off
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Twisted maybe, but not sure about unique. But one would hope I would notice a thing or two living 13 years on an island.
@igorsvacic217
Жыл бұрын
@@PaulBradbury its the last name I guess, I remember vaguely Ive red some twisted horror book from a guy named Bradbury. It was Ray if I remember correctly so, its in the family XD
Instead a wisdom stone, Jelšani have a bench..I know what you talking about and have to say that its huge achievement. Klupa zivi vjecno is perfect slogan considering importance of Hajduk. Hope it works out. If Mayor should read this...alo tikvane farski..učes u povjest Jelse ka budala. Minjaj dok moš. Vrati klupu di joj je misto. Karma je jebena stvar
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
Haha
Pathetic, but funny also.
@PaulBradbury
Жыл бұрын
I'll take that