Here are the episode timestamps since it's not clear in the video: 0:00 Episode 1 "Pilot" 0:35 Episode 2 "Paternity" 1:48 Episode 3 "Occam's Razor" 3:52 Episode 4 "Maternity" 4:23 Episode 5 "Damned if You Do" 5:35 Episode 6 "The Socratic Method" 7:17 Episode 7 "Fidelity" 9:33 Episode 8 "Poison" 11:14 Episode 9 "DNR" 12:02 Episode 10 "Histories" 13:27 Episode 11 "Detox" 14:17 Episode 12 "Sports Medicine" 15:09 Episode 13 "Cursed" 15:54 Episode 14 "Control" 17:26 Episode 15 "Mob Rules" 17:59 Episode 16 "Heavy" 18:48 Episode 17 "Role Model" 20:26 Episode 18 "Babies & Bathwater" 21:07 Episode 19 "Kids" 22:51 Episode 20 "Love Hurts" 25:26 Episode 21 "Three Stories" 26:15 Episode 22 "Honeymoon"

@dwhitman3092

27 күн бұрын

👍

House doing an American interpretation of a British accent while being British and doing an American accent. Absolutely brilliant.

@callummclaughlin5532

2 ай бұрын

What’s the time stamp? I’m stoned and can’t maintain attention

@kizmaboi9430

2 ай бұрын

@@callummclaughlin5532 6:51

@msmltvcktl

Ай бұрын

No, that's actually a Brit having a go at the posh London accent; it's the same voice he did in Blackadder

@TwoGoodGames

Ай бұрын

​@@callummclaughlin5532 ok house

@frostcore2214

Ай бұрын

Reminds me of when David tennant as the 10th doctor, who used an English accent in the show, had to fake a Scottish accent… despite the fact he already was Scottish irl.

Cuddy coming in with the most brutal own imaginable: "I'm going home" "To what?"

@chrisjackson1889

2 ай бұрын

“Nice”😂

@catbeara

2 ай бұрын

Also, "if you want me to, I could run home-" "No you couldn't."

@J_Jiggs

Ай бұрын

@@catbearaHe can bunny hop home is what.

"I've been a doctor for 20 years, you're not going to surprise me." "It's an MP3 player" *Raw, intense judgement*

"Do her or ur gay" is the realest line ever spoken

@kayo3091

8 күн бұрын

Which time stamp?

@Thiefik121

7 күн бұрын

@@kayo3091 23:33

@kayo3091

7 күн бұрын

@@Thiefik121 thanks

Man, house is so good at impressions. You'd almost think the actor is British or something.

@ElCeltaAutentico

2 ай бұрын

It might seem crazy what i'm 'bout to say

@annamarolla8929

Ай бұрын

He is British.

@PoipoleBoi

Ай бұрын

@@annamarolla8929 that's the joke

"Is it because of the size or shape?.... or the pounding bassline?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

That "nice" every time cuddy takes a short is hilarious😂

@nicholasbradshaw

24 күн бұрын

Honestly, I wouldn't even be mad either. Having that dynamic with your boss is something so sacred and beautiful that I would have no choice but to enjoy it.

"You're talking about your penis in the third person" "Me and him, two people" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3:47 "and the RIAA wants her to check for illegal downloads" I love that line. House's little smile just makes it.

13:30 anybody got drugs? raises hand

@chrisjackson1889

2 ай бұрын

Wonder if he actually thought that would work?

@FlipflopB

Ай бұрын

I was about to comment this too 😂

That first scene was actually the scene he did for his audition

“I need to go pee pee” 💀 what????

@mr.giggles9737

2 ай бұрын

You never heard that saying before 🤔

@null-0

2 ай бұрын

​@@mr.giggles9737 me and you the same

B is a bear of a letter

@theofficialtastynacho0898

2 ай бұрын

bear boar bat bull bee? bug?

@timmytime0925

Ай бұрын

Badger Baby badger

@tudytudy3316

29 күн бұрын

​@@theofficialtastynacho0898 boris?

@hughwotmeight2453

13 күн бұрын

I was like... Bee... Bumblebee... Barnacles?

“😫” “STOP.” “😯”

house may be house but he’s also sometimes a goofy dad. and anyone with a goofy dad knows that the correct answer to “candy CANES? are you MOCKING me?” is yes.

@thankyoubye1528

9 күн бұрын

i wasnt paying much attention when i watched this scene/ep. . . no wonder he looked pissed w the candy canes 😭

14:13 "YAAAA THIINK!!???"

this made me giggle and clap my hands

@weencut

2 ай бұрын

hell yeah

@nicholasbradshaw

2 ай бұрын

Trying to visualize this. Is this like an "oh snap" wheezing thing or is this tweaking? Either way, I'm with you pal.

@weencut

2 ай бұрын

@@nicholasbradshawi think bro is a toddler

@syu9572

Ай бұрын

@@nicholasbradshaw its called stimming. its an autism thing

@broom22

Ай бұрын

​@@syu9572🤓☝️

I love his "oh noo" at 4:14

13:32 Can’t believe this actually worked 😂

Its so weird going back to season 1 and seeing Foreman with hair

@weencut

Ай бұрын

RIGHT

Man, I love Wilson so much 🥹

22:14 love how she matches Houses sarcasm so well

19:40 I love House's and Wilson's friendship

6:50 A British Hugh Laurie playing an American Dr. House playing a British man whilst not sounding genuinely British is an acting feat worthy of the utmost praise.

Me dying at these clips as if I haven’t spent the last week watching season 1. 😂

I need to rewatch house this had me dying😭

@Tea_Enjoyer27

Ай бұрын

do it

22:47 kills me every time

@weencut

2 ай бұрын

yeah i love that one

5:27 is by far my favorite part

@weencut

2 ай бұрын

ikr its so underrated

"Relax, Ricky's gonna be just finkf"

Dr mandingo, you're needed at the plantation house is fucking wild

7:50 Me when I hit puberty 😂

“He had warm hands” “Not anymore” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The "STOP" by the mafia guy to get the kid to listen was hilarious! Would be considered child abuse nowadays 😂😂😂

0:00 Damn, this are the same lines they used to hire house

4:33 That face perfectly describes House's view on humanity

13:32 at least he’s honest 💀

11:45 holy shit that’s Amanda Larusso, I know that smile anywhere

@theaikidoka

Ай бұрын

The one right at the end of the segment, with her eyes closed? Yes, very recognisable. A very pretty lady indeed.

“Do her…of you’re gay” 23:32

13:00 I love this line

gosh i love house

@SuperTurtle0

2 ай бұрын

homosexual

I REALLY just want to go back in time so I could take a nap next to the window of their coffee machine.

It's so weird going back to season 1 and seeing Chase without a moustache.

Does anyone know the name of the jazz music playing at 11:14 in House’s headphones?

Who else wants a House reunion show? I doubt people can handle these types of jokes anymore though.

@motodog242

2 ай бұрын

Funny, I see more people saying these comments than actually being offended by the jokes. So I assume you’re offended by these jokes?

@spideymcgee4718

2 ай бұрын

@@motodog242 not at all

@spideymcgee4718

2 ай бұрын

@@motodog242 not at all

@royamram6163

2 ай бұрын

Why to ruin good memories?

@TrueTrickster2016

Ай бұрын

​@@royamram6163 What do you mean?

Fun fact! Your channel is actually what got me into watching house. It was worth checking out- my new favorite show

@weencut

16 күн бұрын

i also got into house from watching clips on youtube so im glad i could do the same for u. house is definitely my favourite show

Good video keep doing it!

@weencut

2 ай бұрын

almost done with the season two video

9:40 Dr House Loyalty Test

Love this Video! 😄

Baby Elephant is actually a good answer, B is Bear of a letter😂

" say the first thing that comes into your head " " she's fat "

you gotta upload more of these holy shit

Season 1 Dr. House needs to be studied

I love doctor houmse 🥵

fun fact the first clip was actually the dialogue used for the audition, there is actually a video up of hugh laurie doing the audition

1:11 Tell me why I said Baboon and BOVINE and Boar before Bear.

Out of context shorts is a better name

13:27 - 13:32 😂

Wilson's smile 12:08 😁

What music is at 17:21

@weencut

2 ай бұрын

Hava Nagila

@lennyrumschlag2300

2 ай бұрын

Thank you

@Its_Coffeeartist

2 ай бұрын

i heard that before

@weencut

2 ай бұрын

@@Its_Coffeeartist they play it at jewish ceremonies like bat mitsvah

favorite

@weencut

2 ай бұрын

i'm australian. we spell it with a u

@ebenezer-scrooge

2 ай бұрын

american learns about dialects 😱

My favorite pass time is trying to guess which episode each clip is from :3

14:45 can anyone explain this joke to me, I can’t find an explanation anywhere. It’s probably simple but sometimes simple jokes fly over my head.

@log3.141

25 күн бұрын

He's calling Chase a brown-noser. Which is a term to describe someone who sucks up to their boss. Basically saying that Chase is kissing House's ass.

yep

The surgeon house sneezes on isn’t Wilson right?

@weencut

2 ай бұрын

no its doctor hourani

@ravenID429

2 ай бұрын

@@weencutLOL is it really that’s awesome

@Soul_Alpha

2 ай бұрын

​@@weencutdoctor Hourani😭😭

@rileybo123

2 ай бұрын

@@weencut thank you so much it was bugging me not knowing!

But the pig, oh no.

6:50 Hugh’s real voice (I think)

Holy shit they were so young

this vexes me

Go check out the hood dog😂

23:42

why not baby bear

Candycane?

2:43 Tell that to AVA's

You really should have tagged these somehow. Timestamps in notes, chapters in the video, episode name on screen, any of those would be helpful in differentiating episodes. Its hard to even tell where one episode becomes the next.

@BazookaGamingGirl

Ай бұрын

I gotchu, I'ma make a comment with timestamps

Never watched House but this convinced me to☠️

17:09

12:50