My dad gives me money and says "you've been a good girl today princess" in the most sweetest voice ever when hes drunk (im a male)

@Uzuitengen-iwin

27 күн бұрын

For a second I thought you were a girl

@just_andreaaa

25 күн бұрын

oh Why do l have 100 likes⭐️ Burger🧑🏻‍🎄 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓

@MadHouseMARLA

25 күн бұрын

Lafmooooo i cant im a male) 😂😂😂😂

@MadHouseMARLA

25 күн бұрын

Lol im a girl btw

@_.0ffi3alMal3i._

22 күн бұрын

BAGAHAH

My dad starts ranting about conspiracy theories when hes drunk

@TheUnknownArtist0-0

4 ай бұрын

I get that sometimes I never get drunk💀 Matpat taught me so much😢

@Lol-mz8ox

4 ай бұрын

SAMEE Like- “hi dad how ya doin” “THe QUeeN iS a LiZalFoz FroM ZeLDa BoTW

@X3na0nPaw2

4 ай бұрын

i thought you said he started rating conspiracy theories lol

@JohndoeswifeREALNOCLICKBAIT_

4 ай бұрын

He sounds so awesome 😭

@irenelilibethfrany671

4 ай бұрын

Bruh😂

Since I have a fish and a dog, My dad when he's drunk would say, "Go walk the fish."💀

@ShezOnFiire

19 күн бұрын

HWLPPP

@apolinariojaner3792

18 күн бұрын

WELP- I CANT😭😭😭

@Rodrickheffey23405

18 күн бұрын

HELP WHAT😭😭

@JaxxTheTherian

17 күн бұрын

The only question remaining, have yoh ever walked the fish?

@Iluvussr

15 күн бұрын

WELP WHAT

Gacha drunk mums: 😡😡😤🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿😾😾😾🔪🗡️🗡️🔪🔪🔪 My mum when she’s drunk: *jay.. look it’s a corgi video :D omg there’s more I want one :(*

@DayDreamingWriters

15 күн бұрын

Well that Gacha Stereotype is not from thin Air Especially since Abusive Alcocholics exists

@RandomAnon00

13 күн бұрын

​@@DayDreamingWriterswell there's some

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

Why does your mom sound so adoreable- [DON'T TAKE MY COMMENT SERIOUSLY]

@CaitlinLynch-nuggies

12 күн бұрын

That’s my mom on the regular (not drunk)

@Destintobefame

12 күн бұрын

My moms like “u guys are gonNaw have to Carry me ok?” XD

“goh tou yohr roum” -drunk mom

@-dolli_lolli

4 ай бұрын

@LokiAndCoco HELP😭

@Vimto_tang

4 ай бұрын

HELP IM DYIDNENHGABWBW

@Rin3rGacha

4 ай бұрын

​@@-dolli_lolli the channel you commented on got deleted. It was my alt 💀

@-dolli_lolli

4 ай бұрын

@@Rin3rGacha ..so your the same person???

@RikaWasHere

4 ай бұрын

Why did I read that in an Irish accent

When my dad is drunk, I ask for a snack and he gives all of them, then he says I can play outside in my pajamas, AT NIGHT! Then he buys me even more snacks 😭😂

@ladyshadow2able

12 күн бұрын

LUCKY BRO😂😂😂

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

I guess he's not awake of what he's doin' \(^^)/

@Qu3llz946

Күн бұрын

LUCKY

My dad:**QUACKING LOUD SNORING**

@Yuki-756

16 күн бұрын

Hahaha same 🤣

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

Nice work on censoring the cuss word 😀👍

@yvnangel910

11 күн бұрын

@@MuichiroTokitosan14 Tyy > ♡0♡

@Jax1125

Күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂 me to and every night my mom can't sleep because of my dad's snoring 😂

When my dad is Drunk he starts forgets everything that has happened in his life once he forgot I am his daughter 😭

@Wxrlds_arecru3l

4 ай бұрын

Emotional damage

@Mershmall0w

4 ай бұрын

NOO AND SOMEONE HAB POWER TO TURN YOU LIKE TOO 200 TOO

@KOD.SpringWolf

4 ай бұрын

Factory reset

@RobloxAmelia825

4 ай бұрын

DAMN...

@Melon.bxnnie

4 ай бұрын

SAME here like ''who are you and where am i who am i..." *aesthetically bumps into a wall* me:MOMMMMM DADS DRUNK AGIAN Edit tysm yall this is the most I ever gotten may god bless you

One time my dad was drunk once and when I went to the restroom I saw my dad laying on the bathroom floor sleeping 💀💀💀

@Shanaq

4 ай бұрын

Bro what

@user-hf4sl9iq5o

4 ай бұрын

I do that but om never drunk

@AxnxLov

4 ай бұрын

Damn😭

@____MOONSTARS____

4 ай бұрын

I wish my dad was like that

@aDuckiefrfr

4 ай бұрын

That’s the most random drunk thing I ever heard of (made you reach 200 likes on the comments)

When my dad was drunk one time he started giving my boyfriend weird nicknames such as "twizzle-twizzle" and another time my dad offered him mini cupcakes

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

Where did he even get mini cupcakes-

@_GhOsTfReAk_

12 күн бұрын

@@MuichiroTokitosan14 probably Narnia

@LaPrinciaBrownThunder-ve5uv

9 күн бұрын

​@@MuichiroTokitosan14 A WILD MUICHIRO. *snatches you and stuffs you inside a bag where the other wild giyuus and Muichiros are in*

@Ieatremnant

9 күн бұрын

Twizzle-Twizzle I can't 🤣🤣😭😭

So many people have such wholesome drunk dad stories. My dad got drunk and broke down my door to tell me that he was tired of it being locked. I just remember crying.

@Crystal-studios889

15 күн бұрын

imagine just your dad just breaking your fucking door and then saying "Im tired of your door being locked." then walking away, i mean, my dad just walks in, opens the door, and yells at me abt keeping my door closed bc he told me not to 1231474254367 times-

@nicolesarah2541

12 күн бұрын

My dad has done that to my mother and I as well. It would happen a few times where he’d break my door as well. I’m so sorry you had to go thorugh that as well! It is really shitty.

@thehashiramuichiro

11 күн бұрын

That is absolutely hilarious

@HalloPleaseWork

11 күн бұрын

@@thehashiramuichiro For a ten or so year old kid, it was terrifying 😅

@thehashiramuichiro

10 күн бұрын

@@HalloPleaseWork oh, you were ten at that time? I guess. it’s kinda deep, but atleast, he didn’t hurt you or anything. And.. why would you cry over a broken door?-

I remember when my dad was drunk he said that hes gonna buy 100 dogs later i woke up and really saw 100 dogs eating food from the fridge we spent the whole day to give dogs back

@SillyCreature_Fr

2 жыл бұрын

Omg 🤣 How did he afford all of them 😂

@iulianpopovici8497

2 жыл бұрын

Omu a nebunie

@necoleskelton9676

2 жыл бұрын

Hi poland ball :)

@Ricecakezs

Жыл бұрын

@@SillyCreature_Fr stole em

@sugandhasinha4273

Жыл бұрын

@@SillyCreature_Fr .

When my dad is drunk he'd just swear in his sleep like "maderfaker" "bollsheyt" "shat the fakap" 😭😭😭😭😭

@Aesthetic_Black

4 ай бұрын

Same 😂 but at same time it's funny too 😂

@bennettbauer

4 ай бұрын

LOL

@enemy1980

4 ай бұрын

OMG FR!?

@-idk-..

4 ай бұрын

One time my dad did that and I woke up and I whispered “what kind of dream is he having?” In the morning I asked him what he dreamed about he just said “Unicorns”

@enemy1980

4 ай бұрын

@@-idk-.. I AM SORRY UNICORNS!?

“ Do you wanna eat fried cockroaches? “ My mom said that to a guy that came over while she was drunk 😭😭

@Arisings238

18 күн бұрын

Nah fried cockroaches are 😂

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

​​@@Arisings238My cousin once ate fried grasshoppers :|

My parents don’t get drunk but when my uncle does, he makes me watch bill and ted with him and screams about ice cream sundaes with my sister and then insists on driving us home.😊

When my dad gets drunk he's just chill and normal- watching anime-

@Eclipse_DoesArt

4 ай бұрын

My dad was drunk while we were watching the fnaf movie andd- My dad: "AKETON." me: "Afton-" My dad: "African ☺️- that's racist-"

@chacha141

4 ай бұрын

​@@Eclipse_DoesArtLMAOO

@noel5gamenf553

4 ай бұрын

My dad: when he wakes up be doing the macarena and when he watches a movie i hear him sleep and i turn of the movie Dad:why tf did you turn of the movie i was still sLeEpInG

@Imnotmelols

4 ай бұрын

@@Eclipse_DoesArtme when I lie

@British_human122

4 ай бұрын

LMAO@@Eclipse_DoesArt

My dad will literally scream my name and then immediately say afterwards “I love you” in the sweetest most feminine voice ever 😭

@Hannah_Banana371

4 ай бұрын

Aww that’s so coquette 😭🫣💖💖🦋🦋

@rorikoxoxo

4 ай бұрын

that’s so preppy of him 😍😍

@zombiekitty108

4 ай бұрын

He feels like a fem queen!

@yamylara1446

4 ай бұрын

Is so preppy💕

@Luchettiteamo

4 ай бұрын

Drunk people say the truth

My dad when he’s drunk: “you’re so pretty… I love you” 🥹 it’s so cute and funny

@Lilydarvishvand

4 ай бұрын

AWWW

@LexTheMoth

4 ай бұрын

Awee

@CatWithA_GuN2002

4 ай бұрын

That’s adorable :)

@Quadrobists.journey

4 ай бұрын

Aw

@kai-iluvyou

4 ай бұрын

Samee

When my dad is drunk we watch movies and eat random leftovers and freezer food and laugh, cry and talk about life and stuff

Ngl my dad’s worser than the Gacha drunk dads when he’s drunk😀👍

Help I love the comments explaining how their dads are when they’re drunk they’re too funny 😭🤚

@Ameliarosebarlow

4 ай бұрын

True😂

@Lunyve

4 ай бұрын

Me too!😂

@aliyaofficialgaming3014

4 ай бұрын

Fr

@Alaxooz

4 ай бұрын

@@aliyaofficialgaming3014 are you Aliya AlFalasi?

@aliyaofficialgaming3014

4 ай бұрын

@@Alaxooz no-

Not my dad starting telling husband life stories and remembers when mom punched his nose and cries💀 Edit: i meant “his” not husband

@AkilovesfoodGirlll

4 ай бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@AkilovesfoodGirlll

4 ай бұрын

Bro my dad telling his college stories and he tells that one time he offered (prob a flower) something to my mom and mom rejected so he forced and mom slaped him lol.

@Emilysketchs

4 ай бұрын

@@AkilovesfoodGirlll your mom is a strong woman 🤭

@Emilysketchs

4 ай бұрын

@Random_beans79 😭

@AkilovesfoodGirlll

4 ай бұрын

@@Emilysketchs IKR

Mine used to let me throw a purple ball at his head and he'd say, "I'M DA BOSS!" While laughing manically.

I've never seen my dad drunk, but he's told me that he's actually quite abusive when he's drunk. Luckily, I've never seen him like that before. (He's like the nicest guy I've ever talked to, too-)

my dad just says ‘tell your mother she needs to come hug me’ it’s so cute bc he’s normally acting tough edit: i didn’t even notice how much this comment got liked til today, 😭 thank you guys for the likes hope you’re all having a lovely day

@mavish6662

4 ай бұрын

From this comment I'm sure the father's who act tough are actually softie inside

@GAPIsLove_GAPIsLife

4 ай бұрын

Aww :33

@Abigail_the_frogperson1

4 ай бұрын

Thats so sweet😭-

@ItzAyaGT

4 ай бұрын

How adorable ahhh-

@Hilikepancakes

4 ай бұрын

Aww ☺️🥹😔🤧🥹🤧🤧🥹

my dad when he's drunk: *cuts bottle in half to make a cup* "I'm sorry bottle.... I'm a bottle murderer.." he so funny when he's drunk

@Magicalgirlforlife

4 ай бұрын

How dare he murder a bottle

@thatonetocalover

4 ай бұрын

​@@MagicalgirlforlifeBAHAHA-

@Who872

4 ай бұрын

When's the bottle's funeral? 😔

@Moonstone_Galaxy

4 ай бұрын

​@@Who872 fr😔

@teardrop3152

4 ай бұрын

Justice for bottlee

My dad will literally give me life advice on anything like this one time he told me how to fight and then he gave me money and was like “don’t waste it on dumb things I love you” it’s funny sometimes

@JaxxTheTherian

17 күн бұрын

My dad will tell me evrey single thing he has ever learned about the government qhile also telling me he loves me and also while telling me the recipes to his cooking all at the same time. I dont know how the fuvk he does it, but he does😂

@Star_gurl.111

17 күн бұрын

@@JaxxTheTherian TRUE 😂🤣

My dad is almost never drunk but if he is a little bit, he stumbles around going "huh?" Every now and then. As if he is sleepwalking😂

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

Hehe- Sleepwalking, but awake👀

People with dads that never got drunk💅 👇

@The.pink.bear.is.my_bestie

4 ай бұрын

Yo was up 💀

@KonekoMochi

4 ай бұрын

Me cuz im Muslim

@Beautifully_Horny

4 ай бұрын

My dad is funny even if he's not drunk (he doesn't drink) ❤

@Nnm-ws1ue

4 ай бұрын

​@@KonekoMochi Same

@aDuckiefrfr

4 ай бұрын

@@Beautifully_Hornysame My dad has never been drunk Or I guess I never saw him being drunk in my entire life

My dad one time tried to dive into the floor thinking the floor was water 💀 ☠️ 💀

@Jessica_H141

20 күн бұрын

LMFAO EHATATAGAH

@Jessica_H141

20 күн бұрын

IS HE OKAY THO? 💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

@Itzmemochii1080

20 күн бұрын

I would like to see that✨✨✨

@idkwho822

19 күн бұрын

OMG

@MicayleJacobs

19 күн бұрын

I'm dying 😂😂😂😂

My dad when he's drunk: gO WAsH Ur homEWorK. or Go waLK THe FiSH (we don't even have a fish) Idk why my dad acts like that but we like like it

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

I'm sorry but- "Go WaSh YoUr HoMeWoRk." That almost made me choke-

My dad drunk “honey wanna see something cool?” “Abracadabra your father disappeared” (my real dad left)

@miziziz

Күн бұрын

that’s just sad 👀

Istg when my dad is drunk he says the most random shit ever like one time he said my hamster slapped him A HAMSTER💀💀💀!?!!

@marycandicetesorero8556

6 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

@Shadow-f2t

6 ай бұрын

Lol😂🤣🥲 mine said a rat stepped on him!? I was just confuse at that moment... Like what!?

@ISHUDO12

5 ай бұрын

Mine said our dog shittet on his head, Like WHAAAA-

@WOMP_WOMP691

4 ай бұрын

My mom's bf said that my eyes were yellow. They are brown. Then he said there was a fox chasing a rabbit. 💀 Btw he was drunk 🍾

@lauraflanagan766

4 ай бұрын

My dad would say Jamie (nn) why is the dog loess when they are in the feeling cage

The first and only one time my dad was drunk he just came over to me and said "Isn't your birthday tomorrow? You'll be 10 !! Congratulations!!" I was 17 years old 😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: for anyone who is asking if my truly 17: yes. Yes I am 17.

@froggyweeb6766

4 ай бұрын

My dad one time got really drunk (he never gets drunk) and it was at a wedding party and he kept trying to hug me

@Mikkit9

4 ай бұрын

​@@froggyweeb6766OMG SAMEE

@sonicgamingsuperstyle1234

4 ай бұрын

aww so sweet!@@froggyweeb6766

@Bestdressedveggie

4 ай бұрын

Congrats on turning 10!! 😂

@Edward_iskool

4 ай бұрын

Nahhh 💀💀

My dad never drinks🙋‍♀️

@pumpkin.5eed

16 күн бұрын

same

@Machiruda13

16 күн бұрын

Same,nor does he smoke,so I can't really relate to this video.Its kinda funny tho reading the comments of drunk parents.😂

@forever_why383

16 күн бұрын

Wow who unlucky

@venti150

16 күн бұрын

Same

@Teagandamonkey

16 күн бұрын

Same

My dad gets tired and talks in his sleep. He usually says “I am sleeping.” In his sleep.

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

He wants to remind you that he's sleeping :3

Last time my dad was drunk he said "did you know the Titanic pool still has water in it?"

@Fennec_thearian

4 ай бұрын

XD

@ThatsSilje

4 ай бұрын

Lol😅😅😅

@Alexaplayzzz22122

4 ай бұрын

𝕆𝕠𝕗

@unicornlife8382

4 ай бұрын

lol EDIT: thank you for the likes😊

@Just-A-Cosplayer-Online

4 ай бұрын

I mean- he ain't wrong

My dad be gettin on the floor thinking with his friend hes playing ww2 soldiers with hands as guns💀

@RABIDCAT_

4 ай бұрын

LMAO

@Sallyface_fisher

4 ай бұрын

😂

@itzGigi10

4 ай бұрын

Lol

Every time my dad is drunk I can do anything in the world I could even put my father in timeout! 😭

@JaxxTheTherian

17 күн бұрын

Omg i wish😂

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

Did you put him in timeout? Because, you DID say you could do anything, right?

My stepdad once was drunk And we were walking next to a forest, he walked into a bush and said "The forest moved" hahah we all loked at him like "😃?"

My dad:it’s my medicine Me: that’s alcohol Dad:happy medicine*instert happiest smile you’ve ever seen*😁

@FluffyFeralss

4 ай бұрын

Wholesome

@LexTheMoth

4 ай бұрын

Awe

@paridhijhamtani9028

4 ай бұрын

Samee

@illegal_painter

4 ай бұрын

​@@paridhijhamtani9028dawg 😀

@JaxxTheTherian

17 күн бұрын

My dad has both😊 Hes funny as hell

My dad main drunk lines: “Why is your brother peeing in the plant” Meaning: he’s watering it. “Tornado” Meaning: he’s on the treadmill “Did your mom fall?” Meaning: my mom is throwing trash away. “My bones are cold” Meaning: he got goosebumps. We got 2 likes yayaya anyways “I see cotton balls” Meaning: he sees blurry clouds. “There’s a kidnapper” Meaning: my brother is near my dad while he wears his fav black hoodie. “Who put salt in my shoes” Meaning: he’s in my lil sisters sand pit. We got 4!!! “Why are the doors moving” Meaning: people are opening and closing doors. “Why are you peeing on my head” Meaning: he’s in the shower. (Not a good idea-) “Are we in California?????” Meaning: he’s staring at the yellow swing we have. “Get the octopus out of MY FUGGIN HOUSE” Meaning: idk why he thinks our dog is an octopus. More at 8 likes! (AGAIN, Not forcing) We did it!! (Sorry for being late!! I’ll add a fifth one!) “BEEP BEEP” Meaning: he thinks the microwave is on when it’s just my grandmas phone ringing. “I don’t want flowers” Meaning: my brother is showing my dad a stick he found. (He collects sticks-) “Take the money.” Me: no, thanks tho! *”TAKE 👹”* Meaning: idk he wants to give me money “Your stinky” Meaning: (poor dad) he’s smelling our dogs… 💩 “Why is there a door here” Meaning: he’s on his bed and he thinks the black tv is a portal door something idk Next goal: 40 likes!! (Not forcing. Ik I always say this but I don’t wanna get harassed for it.) OMG WHY AM I SO LATE TO THIS 74 LIKES??? HERE ARE MORE LINES AS YOUR COMMAND!!! “Am I at the movies” Meaning: my brother is a gamer. He’s playing video games while his lights are turned off. “OW TF WHY WOULD YOU PULL MY SHIRT” Meaning: his shirt got stuck on a hook- “I didn’t ask for a hug” Meaning: he fell in my cousins ball-pit. (Rest in peace Ryder!) “Am I wearing a jacket” Meaning: he’s getting sprayed by the water we have in our backyard. (It’s like a machine that gives water to our plants.) And lastly, “Happy birthday. Can I eat cake now?” Meaning: he sees my brother light up fire. He thinks we are lighting up candles. Sorry for being late!!! At 120 likes I’ll do more, I’ll do 6 voice lines! AN HOUR AND 163 LIKES?? WHAT?! sorry for making y’all wait, here! “Where are my kids, all I see is a mighty old jacket 🤠” Meaning: we are in front of him. “OH MAH LORDY LORD THERES A FUGGIN GHOST IN THIS SHITTY HOUSE” Meaning: he sees my baby sisters white dress. “Cookie? Nah. I don’t want that.” Meaning: he is actually being offered a glass of beer to see how drunk he is. (Idk that’s what my mom does) *Gets hit by wall* “Who is that, weren’t you supposed to give me a hug from behind and not a full time shove?” “Hi girl! Hi violet!” Meaning: violet is our dog. She’s fluffy and we have a blanket similar to her fur. He fell onto the blanket. Me: what’s 2 + 9 if your the math genius? Dad: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. “Apple 😃” Btw if we get 276 likes I’ll do more!! Thank you guys for all the support, this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten!! OH MY GOD WHAT THE F- HOW DID I GET THIS MUCH 😭😭😭 Here is a super long passage. This one of my dad finds out he will be mad and like I mean MAD because he is embarrassed by it and I promised to keep it a secret. Ur still here??? You must be desperate for a voice line. 18+ warning!! You saw that warning right? Leave a like if u did! (Not forcing.) Btw, did u know that my dad is an alcoholic? That’s how I have all these voice lines 😅 Just scroll a bit more! Finger update: it’s swollen 🥲 Almost there…. Congrats! 🎉 here is the voice line. “Mommy? Put on a shirt please” Meaning: he’s just walking around my mom really fast and he thinks she has no shirt on. If we get 2,000 likes I’ll do 8 voice lines! Btw comment down in the comments section and say if you want normal voice lines, slightly funny voice lines, 18+ voice lines, etc!

@Missoreosyumyum

4 ай бұрын

It has 2

@Keii_pop

4 ай бұрын

4 likes I want more it's funny😭 (Not forcing)

@FluffyFeralss

4 ай бұрын

33 likes

@LesmianaGirsang-up6hl

4 ай бұрын

50 likes.. MORE LINES

@user-zd3gv3od5p

4 ай бұрын

The octopus got me rolling down the stairs😂

My father, when drunk, just says "Go Brazil, I trust you to lose this one :)"

@hellenmarques-mr1tu

16 күн бұрын

me, as a Brazilian, will start to cry in my room.

@S0ffy890

16 күн бұрын

@@hellenmarques-mr1tu Oh.. but why? :(

@hellenmarques-mr1tu

16 күн бұрын

@@S0ffy890 don't be sad it was a joke- 😭😭😭

@S0ffy890

16 күн бұрын

@@hellenmarques-mr1tu Ah :0

@S0ffy890

16 күн бұрын

@@hellenmarques-mr1tu Br falar em português

My dad usually sleeps or walks around the house talking bout his ex wife-

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

Oop-

My dad is a loving drunk, he legit sits at the end of my bed telling me how he is proud of me and how much he loves me😭❤️

@Kamilah_playz

11 ай бұрын

SAME and and he says if someone hurts me uhm do i wanna tell you? He wants to k1ll them 💀

@idiotickosmos

11 ай бұрын

@@Kamilah_playz SAME BRO LIKE ONG HE SAYS HE WILL KILL ANYONE WHO HURTS ME

@nanaynitz3390

9 ай бұрын

Nah i can deal with them i just love fighting a lot of people say "viOleNcE Is nOt thE answEr" like idc they annoy me to much i just had to make them stay quiet btw im a girl and i can punch real hard👍

@user-fc5ed3su5l

9 ай бұрын

FR SAME LOL 😮😮😮😮😮😮

@JoeVega-jf1gm

9 ай бұрын

Sameee

My dad starts laughing and never stops😂😂

@Yaya_nr1706

4 ай бұрын

Omg do we have the same dad ? 🙊😂

@Cowy313

4 ай бұрын

god damn 💀 is my man okay 😂

@LuisFelipeSantos-zc4bb

4 ай бұрын

He activated Gear 5

@naiathasamarabudhram3033

4 ай бұрын

that's what happened to me when i went on a ride at a place once

@Arianna0229

4 ай бұрын

Same he will just think everything is funny

My dad will bust into my room and say “wyd” and I would be like “umm nothing “ then he would stare at me and smile and I would get scared and then he sits on my bed and goes to sleep 😭

When my dear father is drunk we like to walk to 7-11 with me buy a crap ton of snack and ice cream and talk about ppl,things,and why we hate. I love my dad。

“wanna play tag“ “ *trips* “ “HOW DARE YOU PUSH MEEEEEEEE“

@0kokokok

4 ай бұрын

my dad: *falls asleep* like he doesnt even do anything he just falls asleep as soon as he gets drunk😂😂

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

​@@0kokokokHe must be very tired :/

My dad just tries to do cartwheels in the kitchen 😭

@Thelittletrio2425

5 ай бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAHAHGAGAHAHAHAGAGSFSA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@12Lily13

5 ай бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAHAGAGAHAHAHAHAGAGSFSA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@12Lily13

5 ай бұрын

AHAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAHAHGAGAHAHAHAGAGSFSA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@yourlocaldemonslayerfan_79

4 ай бұрын

LMFAO

@--moonwatcher-the-nightwing--

4 ай бұрын

WHY DID I IMAGINE A BIG OLD MAN WITH A CRANE BALDING DOING CARTWHEELS WHILE SINGING MOMS SPAGHETTI BY EMINEM

When my dad’s drunk, he sits me and my sister down and makes us listen to his stories. He gets very philosophical as well. And it’s fun! Just, dad, please, it’s 3 in the morning and I have school tomorrow 😭

Dude all of this sounds so sweet, my father couldnt be nice to me sober 😅

my dad usually just comes to my room and says "Goodnight I'll see you in the morning" and its like 8pm 💀 he's very sweet though

@SalinaFrazer

18 күн бұрын

I love your username and pfp

@Soyu_KNY_JJK_MHA_TBHK_Fan

18 күн бұрын

@@SalinaFrazer ty!

@xcamels4everx

14 күн бұрын

Huh wdym 8pm is a normal time to sleep at??

@Soyu_KNY_JJK_MHA_TBHK_Fan

14 күн бұрын

@@xcamels4everx for me its an early time

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

​@@Soyu_KNY_JJK_MHA_TBHK_FanOmg- You have Doma as yo PFP! I have Muichiro holding Genya's gun :)

Ive never seen my dad drunk but when my mom is drunk she is the nicest person ever 😭

@MariaTaniongon

4 ай бұрын

Ur so lucky-

@cringey_misfortune

4 ай бұрын

Same bro I be like "Please be drunk more"

@AmeenahJackson

4 ай бұрын

SAME

@LIL_BEANNN

Ай бұрын

My mom was never drunk. She never drank alcohol

@star-bc3yq

Ай бұрын

@@LIL_BEANNN thats good, my mom barley drinks but at parties when she does once in a while she gets drunk

My dad hasn’t gotten drunk before well, at least in front of me lol but he has a brain injury (he’s totally fine) but he’s always just a lil um stupid so it’s kinda funny😭😭😭

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

Oh nooo-

Nah my dad is different man he would randomly yell my mother's name and always trying to find her it's so sweet man and sometimes says do i need something when i said i would like a icecream he would randomly give me a money or just give me icecream from the fridge and sometimes dance out of nowhere man... (Also it's so cute watching him cling to my mother and just Randomly say "hey where is your mother" he is always asking where she is man it's so freaking cute he is loyal to my mother man it's cute seeing him just treat my mother good and my mother does the same to him always taking care of him to)...

My brother in law is absolutely hilarious when he’s drunk 😭 he literally threw himself into their pool and started break dancing 😂

@Teiko_pawzz

4 ай бұрын

Omg😂

@enemy1980

4 ай бұрын

He is on his young teenager years still🤣

@linsdrawings

4 ай бұрын

@@enemy1980 lol true 😭

@avery_emz

4 ай бұрын

LMAO-

@naphtalimichel

4 ай бұрын

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

When my dads drunk he so casually likes telling that he loves me (in daughter and father way) then says if i want money-

@enemy1980

4 ай бұрын

AWWW that's sweet

@thatonetocalover

4 ай бұрын

​@@enemy1980frr and funny

@FauziasChannel

4 ай бұрын

Say yes and give me some-

@jasminebeltranisabtsfanarmy134

4 ай бұрын

Same

@HumbleBacon

4 ай бұрын

Somebody made something similar to your comment in Gacha life. except it came me Alabama vibes 💀

My dad talks about... german history when drunk-

My dad says "someone stole the rice." "oh right we ran out." or "oh I didn’t cook it yet." maybe even "GET YOUR ASS TO THE MARKET GET SOME RICE

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

Does he like rice? I mean- those lines are definitely about R I C E-

"Someone shit and forgot to flush.😡" "Oh wait, it was me - 😨😅"

@MeiLikesToDraw

4 ай бұрын

Help 😭

my father just says: "Do you respect me?". if I answer: “Of course!”, he’s like: "You're not bad, better than I expected from a dog". Just a note - we don't have a dog.

@ST4RRYN1GHTSKY

4 ай бұрын

I think he was calling you a dog-

@circumference_5725

4 ай бұрын

​@@ST4RRYN1GHTSKY that person is pure innocent 💀

@cleverworld9143

4 ай бұрын

​@@ST4RRYN1GHTSKYfr😭i thought too

@_9yeoubi_.

4 ай бұрын

​@@cleverworld9143 Cassie? 🤨

@legoriverman8670

4 ай бұрын

loool

my dad is never drunk, but my adult sister sometimes is, and shes always like "oh hi (wrong name) when did you get here.."

My dad: *does nothing bc he isn't an alcoholic*

My dad when he drunk: tries to cuddle with my mum while she working and then squish my cat and say”love u daughter”❤ Edit: srry for the misunderstanding, i mean like he hugs my cat rlly tight and says to my cat: luv you daughter

@yourlocaljuniorduck

4 ай бұрын

YOUR WHAT? WDYM HE SQUISHED YOUR *cat*

@yourlocaljuniorduck

4 ай бұрын

OR DID I READ THAT WRONG-

@T.-gr7ok

4 ай бұрын

HELP 💀

@OnlyAmemory

4 ай бұрын

My dad just passes out and turns into a rock when he’s drunk💀

@GalaxyNekoreko

4 ай бұрын

My dad sings when he is drunk 😅

When my dad is drunk when we hug he won’t let me go at all 😭

My dad just starts talking about things that may be useful in the future. For example, he was once talking about bills and stuff. How to do the bills. That stuff. He also says the same thing multiple times which I think is funny.

My dad will just look half Asleep then literally asks every 5 secs if I'm hungry-

@PuddingCutecore

8 ай бұрын

That means he cares abt you😊

@ripmekaren

8 ай бұрын

Man I would like it

@MariahOSC

8 ай бұрын

Same 💀💀💀

@Potato_chips_6432

8 ай бұрын

Same

@Im_ok-atithinkso

8 ай бұрын

Same

"Someone shit and forgot to flush"

@DARKSKULL593

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@-morkio-

9 ай бұрын

it’s true for my dad 😢

@Joy-nb4tn

8 ай бұрын

​@iiomq_mikayl1I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

@JON.5

8 ай бұрын

NOO PEOPLE WILL THINK I STOLE THIS COMMENT NOOO NOO NOO

@JON.5

8 ай бұрын

Jeiediqsquswtwtswysbqqhsqofslwbdoenxehxx hdhwssuwgs dhuwsbuwduvwdiwkdv

My dad screams "HEY (nickname)I LOVE YOUR FACE AND YOU TOO AND YOU AND YOU(starts pointing at other two brothers and mom) alright im going to bed" as he walks into the wall

@Orange_flavoured_soda

17 күн бұрын

LMAOOO I THINK THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET 😂😂

@MuichiroTokitosan14

12 күн бұрын

I'm sorry, but- He walked into a wall-

Dude, we were in wales for my dad’s birthday and when he got drunk he laid down on the grass outside and looked up to the stars and said “I didn’t know they had stars in wales..”

My drunk dad says "what are you doing here go to your husband" when I don't even get a boyfriend😭

@MyMelody67803

3 ай бұрын

STOP THAT'S DIRTY ASF

@Scifi_falls

3 ай бұрын

Your dad just called you single in 3 ways😭

@LeahWolf_111

Ай бұрын

Not your dad calling you single in 30 dimensions 🫡😶🤐💀😭😨

@artina259

Ай бұрын

@@Scifi_falls ikr😭💔

@deidrajackson7714

19 күн бұрын

Lol help me

I swear people when drunk Irl are like the funniest and nicest people.

@Iwnn_glmn

4 ай бұрын

Its not funny for some of use.

@Your_normal_gal

4 ай бұрын

Yea but no

@C0LD.H4NDZ

4 ай бұрын

on god bro, when im drunk, i start breaking down about that one time i put ketchup on my pickles-

@Maisa-Gontijo

4 ай бұрын

Yhea. ​@@Iwnn_glmn

@pinklychee_kit

4 ай бұрын

NOPE

Why does my dad when he’s drunk scream “I HATE CLIMATE CHANGE” and I would be like “okay?” He would say “THE POOR POLAR BEARS” and then start crying before going back to watching cars. 💀

My dad just sits in his chair and talks about math facts😅

When my dad has gotten drunk,on very few occasions he starts theorizing stuff talking about how Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard man and about how trump is secretly big foot,then he will ask me to watch game theory with him lol :3

@Teek-ep3ci

4 ай бұрын

YOUR DAD.... IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

@Fizzy_Margo

4 ай бұрын

@@Teek-ep3ci thank you lol he’s pretty cool,I love my dad :3

@Ghost_is_deadly

4 ай бұрын

Your dad watch’s game theory!!! Tell him to adopt me

@Fizzy_Margo

4 ай бұрын

@@Ghost_is_deadly I will lol :D

@Fizzy_Margo

4 ай бұрын

@@Ghost_is_deadly I’ll ask him to adopt you lol I got u bro :3

My stepdad used to drink and would beg me to play football with him and when we would he would always fall trying to catch the ball 😂

@mMY_SUGAR.BEARS.

4 ай бұрын

BAHAHA

My dad says "I LOVE YOU DAUGHTER!!" And then hugs me as hard as possible he also makes random sounds like "WEE" or "TOOOO"

Once my dad was drunk and I came out to him lying on the kitchen table. Dancing like a worm, singing shotgun.

Reading these funny comments really makes my heart melt tbh. Especially when my dad doesn't even need to be drunk to be like the first one💀

@NotMina_atall

Ай бұрын

I liked your comment! :D

@AshiatAdeniran

Ай бұрын

That is worrying 😢

@Girl_wholikesflowers-qq4qf

22 күн бұрын

@AshiatAdeniran its not that wierd to rant about conspiracy theories tbh lol

@Crybaby_fan4

21 күн бұрын

​@@Girl_wholikesflowers-qq4qf I think ur on the wrong comment 😭

@Girl_wholikesflowers-qq4qf

21 күн бұрын

@@Crybaby_fan4 @Crybaby_fan4 no lol, they said that its worrying that their dad is doing what the top comment is without being drunk, and the top comment on my screen is ranting about conspiracy theories. I see where you're coming from tho 😭

Whenever my dad's drunk, he's very very VERY clingy to me and just keeps talking about how he loves me

@dogsloveemily991

4 ай бұрын

thats nice ;]

@alexathehusky8612

4 ай бұрын

Same

@Caliisawesomesauce

4 ай бұрын

SAME

@naomiskyz

4 ай бұрын

Same-

@itz_just_flame_here9

4 ай бұрын

​@@dogsloveemily991fr but like why the winking face😭

This is the funniest "my dad got drunk" ever 😂😂😂😂😂

My dads never drunk but when my moms drunk- she just starts to laugh like the joker and say i love YoU HAHAHAHA

My dad was drunk and he started to dance like a clown 💀 Edit:OMG! Thank you guys for 1.8k likes!! Edit 2:oml 2.3k likes?!thanks so much!!

@SeungminsSmileIsadorable

8 ай бұрын

AHAHAHHA 😭

@Claire_FPE000

7 ай бұрын

I lAUgHHgagajGHHB HhahHHahHHaAAHaAAaaaAahahhahahAA😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Thatnumberblocks3

7 ай бұрын

lmfao 😂😂

@V4MP_OFFICIAL220

7 ай бұрын

When my dad got drunk I was to💀

@Claire_FPE000

7 ай бұрын

HAHAhAhAhAhAhhAHHAaahHAHAH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 *coughs* HAHAHAhHh-AHaHAHAAAHAhAHAHhAHAHAH😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

When my dad's drunk he gets really silly and starts talking about things he finds interesting like work, buildings, or old punk bands... for hours 😭 and then he laughs through it all too

@CookieMonster.347

4 ай бұрын

Well uh- my father is like the gacha dads- he’s better now tho- 😅

@harryuni

4 ай бұрын

You ok?​@@CookieMonster.347

My dad just plays cards against humanity with me lol

My dad just walks around and when someone tells him to do something he just goes "no😠" and then does what they said its hilarious

When my dad was drunk he dressed up as a barbie in a dress in makeup and sang barbie girl at the top of his lungs! 🤣🤣🤣

@shashirani6671

4 ай бұрын

LMAOO-

@THEDEMONZVIBEZ

4 ай бұрын

Dayum that's funny

@user-zy1tn8oe9s

4 ай бұрын

😂

@ArtisticLunatic-pc5gf

4 ай бұрын

IM A BARBIE GWORL!!!!!!1!1!!!!!👺💅🏻

@kanitasehic

4 ай бұрын

XD

My dad once said “why’s you not sleepin “ when it’s literally 8pm 😭🙏 and moments later 70’s music 🤪

@Arisings238

18 күн бұрын

You're dad's an icon 😂

@JaxxTheTherian

17 күн бұрын

Sameeee

@Lillyannalelah29

17 күн бұрын

You dad be knowing what’s up ⬆️

i have never seen my dad drunk before but my mom said when he IS drunk, he starts yapping abt random movies and starts repeating “E.T. PHONE HOME”💀💀

My dad talks with me about how we’ll make the coolest comic ever We both do art. He does it less often cause of his job HES SUPER GOOD THO

My dad just sings and randomly hugs me 🤣

@JuriGogoi-lt3wj

4 ай бұрын

That is good, my dad never hugged me as far as I can remember 😂

@wedostuffyt5660

4 ай бұрын

Wait that's actually rly sweet ToT

@enemy1980

4 ай бұрын

That's sweet

*everyone in the comments telling what their dads do when they're drunk" me knowing my dad doesn't drink:👀👀

@Asmodeus_Favorite_Slut

4 ай бұрын

me, not having one: 🕴

@balls._grabber._.

4 ай бұрын

☠💀@@Asmodeus_Favorite_Slut

@Crazy_bitcv

4 ай бұрын

​@@Asmodeus_Favorite_Slut oh...

@Rosa_draws

4 ай бұрын

@@Asmodeus_Favorite_Slutdang dude 😢😢😔😔

@Gwashingtoniscool2.0

4 ай бұрын

RLLY?! My dad is always drunk after his work 😹

The only person who gets srunk in my family is my uncle. He took his shirt off and started to run around and started saying he had fleas and picked up my cousin and sat him down on the bed and was like "This is the only sitting place we have" and then came after us with water guns and then the water hose and then asked if we wanted something to drink and then I was like "Can you pour me some fanta?" And he yelled out "HONEY THIS KIDS WAS JACK DANIELS, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?"

Drunk gacha dads is so true

My dad will just say "I bought you something" and then i always see fruits on the table like what??

@Oeroun-Oiseau

4 ай бұрын

My dad used to give me bananas and said it helps my bloodstream

@Mariaguadalupedelara

4 ай бұрын

Atleast u some fuits

@Theorigibakbakedbean

4 ай бұрын

My stepdad used to always come over and braid my hair when he was drunk, and time to time he would say: Ritz cracker with cheese, and it’s so random and amazing 😭

@Moon_377

4 ай бұрын

@@Theorigibakbakedbeanwhat 😭😭😭

@Kaleybeard92

4 ай бұрын

​@@Theorigibakbakedbean😂😂😂😂😂

Whenever my dad is drunk, he just starts saying how he loves everyone. Sometimes we're at my aunts house with my uncle and cousins and they start drinking. He literally just start hugging everyone while saying he loves us. He does it to me every single time.

@H3lloworld.

4 ай бұрын

Trueee

@-nightlyfireflies-9561

4 ай бұрын

That's a true dad right there

@CrowUnTold135

4 ай бұрын

@@-nightlyfireflies-9561 agreed, I couldn't ask for a better dad.

When My dad is Drunk well He acts like Will smith

My Dad just starts being all nice and stuff, and even says that I can stay up late- This is not his normal behavior-

My dad just lays on the couch and like “ wHeRe ArE u gOiNg “ “ cAn wE hUg” iM tRyiNg tO sLeEp”

@italy-bo8bu

10 ай бұрын

lol😂

@nanaynitz3390

9 ай бұрын

my dads voice when he's drunk be like:

@DARKSKULL593

7 ай бұрын

😂

@user-jz1ts9co1y

6 ай бұрын

​@911whatsuremergenc im call 911 911: 911 what's ur emergency,

@XxmymelodyfanxX

5 ай бұрын

Same but he's not drunk