"My brain is like a well-rounded machine." ~Harstem 2024

@dpend

Ай бұрын

Smooth brain confirmed

@CatchaBreathIsMyNicknameGetOff

Ай бұрын

Thats not what he said...

@lad4694

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@ItsNickolai

Ай бұрын

Came here to say this.

@caloreen1992

6 күн бұрын

@@CatchaBreathIsMyNicknameGetOff what did he say then EH? EH?

5:37 "The brain, it works like a (stutters) well rounded machine." The phrase is "well oiled machine." He corrected his mistake at 7:35.

@daveguy54

Ай бұрын

Aha, i didn't quite catch that correction the first time around.

9:00 "that's important to keep alive. I lost it" 😂😂 so calm and cool I love your videos man.

I died when he walled in the DTs with the sentry LMAO

Finally some good f*cking canon rushes.

Very cute "I'm in trouble" song We also love your brain. Money brain going ham.

I'd like to see an hour-long video edited from shots of Harstem enjoying himself after cheese matches

@merkurionmiep137

Ай бұрын

I would be down for it, i like his laugh after good games, because he knows the feeling

Harstem's brain working so smoothly today.

@reinux

Ай бұрын

well-rounded things tend to be quite smooth

This video made my day.

Let the cannon rushing arc cometh, im here for it 😂

That game against stereoclub, with the cannon harass into blink vs dts, was a classic

Can't believe Harstem didn't check what that probe that escaped! Not that I wasn't sure it had left until I rewinded or anything

5:17 this is exactly how i imagine tryhard cannon rushers celebrating their hard earned victory ^^

“That’s important to keep alive… it died”

Very nice games. Love cannon rushing. at 9:56 perhaps a better idea would have been to harass probes with the stalker?

LOL Harstem your videos bring me such joy xD

21:24 priorities

Harstem giggling like a goblin :) love it

I haven't played the game in 5 years but I can say that if you spend a little time perfecting the art of keeping the probe alive, you will win more of these. Probes take damage when they change direction, so 1. shift click them in the longest back and forth possible in their base 2. use the gas for low APM turn arounds 3. worst case you can high APM circle to not get hit. Takes a little practice but not that hard when you figure it out..

"the coaching paying off..." still sends both his probes to highground and locks them in...

Harstem: makes a video cannon-rushing, plays 6 games only wins 1 Harstem in next video: my cannon-rushing is unbeatable

that cancel + whip of the mouse and a new pylon takes its place🤯

Just wanted to say your play against Gungfubanda in ESL Masters Spring in the first game, when you multipronged when he had carrers, and you gained enough time to build your owns, was fantastic:)

@Erdbeerheld1

Ай бұрын

If the captain also explained why he did not make archons against the zealots, phenix, and interceptors, this would be awesome! Let us have part in your well-rounded machine called brain!

@firestarter000001

Ай бұрын

@@Erdbeerheld1 Wouldnt it stop all of his mobility? Mobility was the only thing that kep him alive. And the archons wouldnt win a fight against the army Gungfu had, with the carrers

Love the vids! Always watch them when they come out

I love watching how engaged you are with this game!

When will you start to cannonrush in tournaments? I live for this.

couldve sworn im watching the viper with those quick walls lol

Very well rounded

Harstem, the master of disaster.

Enemy probe sneaking off at 15:50 to build the hidden gold base... How did you miss that, Harstem 🤦‍♂

2 game harstem called it, last game I was about screaming at the phone when I saw that probe sneak away lol😂😂😂

that second game was sick

0:18 you mean MaxPax is not human? We all know he is AlphaStar desguised.

It is awesome when you get pumped up after a win that you weren't necessarily expecting.

You are completely incapable of playing while being coached, but it looks like the coaching does pay off later haha.

@true_xander

Ай бұрын

Playing while listening to guidance is very hard, you need to pay additional attention and constantly fight against your own control flow.

I love the evil laugh😂

it hurt me so much, that you didn't realise the probe you blocked out of his base was leaving to the left and never came back :'(

Even in defeat the Captain has the grace to appreciate a finely executed counterplay to the filthiest stinky cheese. Well done taking some points from Max Pax's zerg, that'll teach him to dally with the bugs.

Man between this video and the last one with boannan..... STOP LOSING YOUR HIGH GROUND WORKERS. haha so much of the loss/ risk comes from that

That DT trap was downright cruel

Make sure to checkout the captain in his tournament run !- Esl archives has his games.

Excelente bro

I thought stalkers with one adept to counter zealots with 3 gates and batterys is guaranteed easy hold from pvp cannon rush. The 4th game really surprises me.

Why is the bar for the pylon not finished (serral) after the cannon is placed 6:25 ?

@mothrahlurker788

Ай бұрын

That was another pylon on the highground, pylons don't power highground anyway. He only makes the cannon well after the first pylon is done.

10:42 why was the void ray visible?

Its nice to know thay maxpax is human and can be cannon rushed.

@unrighteous8745

Ай бұрын

His Zerg at least.

13:48: That was so cool! :D

Great content, but there is a part of me that sympathizes with the opponents, a part of me that .... hates you for you what you've done ;)

Got 'em!

I want the name of the episode to be in the title. So I know what to watch.

I wonder, if you cannon rush and your opponent plays forge theymselfs like a complete beta, what do you do?

Harstem's cannonrushes bring all the boys to the yard

Did he exclude the victory/MMR screen from the MaxPax game out of respect for MaxPax? He seemed to gloss over it quickly.

You should watch florencio play his cannon rushes. He has perfected it. You should delay your 2nd probe and hide it.

@mothrahlurker788

Ай бұрын

Harstem's cannonrushes are significantly better than florencio's and he plays significantly higher level opponents. Boanaan (his coach) is also the highest ranked cannonrusher in the world.

Yes please

It's so silly how often you can mess up as the rusher and still win, but if you're making just one mistake as the defender, you're dead. There's a reason for no GG: It's simply unfair except at the highest level, where the defenders don't make that one mistake.

"I am winning. My tech is better and my production is better. I wonder if he has a proxy base." Does the classic Harstem failure to check. He has better tech and production.

10:43 how the f does he have vision up there? is it bugged?

@user-pc4yg5kd2j

Ай бұрын

🤦‍♂

@mothrahlurker788

Ай бұрын

At first he remains lingering vision (you don't instantly lose vision when a unit dies) and then you gain vision just upon units attacking from the highground. Both are important to know and not bugs.

you got away with murdah a couple of times

I FUCKING LOVE YOU

It's not stupid if it works!

niceee

why not show us how much mmr you took off Maxpax?

Wow harstem so cocky in game 1 😂 great play on MaxPax!

10h05 nio une

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Hello friends and welcome back to a new episode of "Dumbest Channel on KZread". **subscribes**

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How many points did MaxPax lose? You skipped it. Don't give us a taste of cheese and let us not finish the whole piece.

I wanna see you start at bronze and see how far you get using ONLY high templar basic attack to kill oponent. Cant use storm, or morph to Archon, only his lame ranged attack.

@mothrahlurker788

Ай бұрын

He said plenty of times that he would only do that with volunteers in customs in order to not smurf.

why is this 🤡talking about cannon rush into macro?

@mothrahlurker788

Ай бұрын

Huh? It's not that weird.