"Sometimes you just gott bark at em" Too be fair, if someone started barking at me I would be intimidated

@AeonCDG

2 жыл бұрын

Intimidated...? Or did you mean you would want to fuck em?

@brenolk4642

2 жыл бұрын

@@AeonCDG yes

@tosshellfire891

2 жыл бұрын

@@brenolk4642 Hey ;)

@generalantilles2586

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, it worked for M'baku.

@A_Toaster

2 жыл бұрын

@@tosshellfire891 OH GOD, GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME

That parseltongue - postman joke was actually amazing Smitt.

@roninalpha1285

2 жыл бұрын

@rasyblub jr wat

@blekeke

2 жыл бұрын

That one got me good lol.

@asm101999

2 жыл бұрын

fuckin genius

@ktgame2640

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf us parseltongue tho, hard to find a pun funny when it's a word you've never heard

@TheTerfan

2 жыл бұрын

@@ktgame2640 As weird as it sounds, it's the language snakes speak in Harry Potter. So him answering that he spoke parseltongue when asked 'who hissed' is pretty witty, and the follow up with the postman bit is the icing on the cake

Smii7y should do a “when my jokes don’t land” compilation

@revolt-gamingrevolutions8201

2 жыл бұрын

Expired Milk, my guy

@aaronmueller1560

2 жыл бұрын

I like how they’re some of the funniest jokes too

@gaminggladiator06

2 жыл бұрын

Senpapi rick, heading you up.

@ember_falls

2 жыл бұрын

yeah it's called Expired Milk except it's also much more than that

@yessirskii6973

2 жыл бұрын

He should do it on sea of thieves to

where my dogs at

@damb1858

2 жыл бұрын

What da dog doin

@XYL-JP

2 жыл бұрын

What da dog doin’?

@mariovillarreal8568

2 жыл бұрын

He don't bite

@drymilkv.4449

2 жыл бұрын

What yo mom doing ;)

@joichi9490

2 жыл бұрын

What da dog doin

Top 10 places to read a book, number 10 in an active warzone

@leonschlak7561

2 жыл бұрын

This had me lmaoimg my ass off

@katherinhugo7321

2 жыл бұрын

Number 9 in a burning building

@theaustraliankangapus16

2 жыл бұрын

Number 10 places to read number 8 under a lawn mower.

@MHIZAD

2 жыл бұрын

Number 7 in the comments of the comments section (banjo moments)

@isaackerry4226

2 жыл бұрын

so true

The “Toilet Bowlognese” joke was funny as hell

@SMii7Y

2 жыл бұрын

You're god damn right it was funny.

@ahmadmohdsukri3092

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, it was

@happyacee4882

2 жыл бұрын

@@SMii7Y yes it was

@tohrubo

2 жыл бұрын

I agree brother

@lifeatgroundlvl

2 жыл бұрын

shit humor

10:03 dude that's the real Jordan's energy, wow, makes my day

Cheez-innits and it’s what the postmen speak took me out. Thanks Smii7y. :D

“Why is that fucked up” is on par with “you have bear fists” change my mind

@Mking-dd9bu

2 жыл бұрын

Nah just the reaction to you have beat fists and how they said it puts it above

@jstarrett0193

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mking-dd9bu they said it at the same time that is the only thing on par.

@deathwishunicorn2895

2 жыл бұрын

You have bear fists? There’s gonna be more “You have bear fists?” after this and I am not sorry

@daisyjoy242

2 жыл бұрын

I’m convinced that their are on the same wavelength

@adreamtmonochrome

2 жыл бұрын

@Samwich Why is that fucked up?

As a Brit I personally enjoyed the “cheese-innit” joke 😂😂

@GrillbysOf

2 жыл бұрын

Good for u

Top 10 places to read a book, number 9 storming the beaches of Normandy.

@angry_icelander3744

2 жыл бұрын

number 8: Liberal poop hippies camp

@foodisgood5665

2 жыл бұрын

Number 7: in a gestapo concentration camp Number 6: in Anne Frank’s attic

Okay but “toilet bowlognese” was a banger, especially with how quick he came up with that. Under appreciated ( 7:10 )

The Goliath is one of mankind's greatest achievements

@thechad4485

2 жыл бұрын

So great that they essentially never used it in real life…because it was so great, totally not because they were essentially uber-expensive garbage that never worked… lol

@supremekermitt

2 жыл бұрын

@@thechad4485 it was against the Geneva Convention, it's sheer look brought Terror to the everybody around it

@PapaBuffalo

2 жыл бұрын

@@thechad4485 they used it plenty of times. It was the cable that restricted it's widespread usage.

4:46 the screen effects were honestly so on point for that

@likesc00b59

2 жыл бұрын

They really were

cheeze-innits went so under appreciated

"...just like watching real people being run over" Meanwhile me, after being run over a month ago and breaking my spine like that: "Yeah, right"

@aquicandaquak822

2 жыл бұрын

Damn did they say it'll heal because that sounds a bit too much to heal

@BIG_SLEEZ

2 жыл бұрын

Are you a vegetable now?

@user-xb6su9hr3l

2 жыл бұрын

@@BIG_SLEEZ 😐

@pokeryea

2 жыл бұрын

@@BIG_SLEEZ they put em in a soup

7:24 As a Brit, my exact words were: "How fucking dare you". I then proceeded to wheeze-laugh for like 2 minutes, god bless you SMii7Y XD

Byze when he just starts barking, got me. also that toilet joke made me laugh. love the vids Smii7y. also, i use the milkbag plush as my pillow.

@PennyLapin

2 жыл бұрын

Got pics? Might come in handy for blackmailing him over sleeping with a fan.

@MJayyyS

2 жыл бұрын

@@PennyLapin I'm 22. plus I'm bi, so idgaf

@1m_H0US3

2 жыл бұрын

bro i want a milkbag body pillow

08:47 ngl this is the title of a new series. Now, I kinda wanna see it...

It’s alright if your jokes don’t always land SMii7Y. When it comes to me with my own comedy, it’s quantity over quality so that away one’s bound to land.

Y’know, I like that they’re having a good time. And that this video made me laugh, incredibly hard.

"Donkey Neck Comb Over" definitely sounds like an insult someone's yelled during a CoD game.

"... it's what the postmen speak" had me in fucking tears

I need to stop watching these videos when everyone else in the house is asleep. The parseltongue joke almost had me in tears because I had to laugh silently

8:16 it's such a goons bit it hurts

3:34 John Cena to himself

9:33 yes us UPS drivers communicate through Parceltounge

5:15 This is why I play games with headphones.. and watch Smii7y videos

@Adam7ep

2 жыл бұрын

Same

We got the stuff you need for Vanguard. :)

*"Yawm"* ... *"Vine Boom"* "he was prepared" he always is prepared with the vine boom in hands

0:03 "I think he's in the bunker." *my brain* Bunger?

There's something just so funny about the way Soup says stuff that makes it so much funnier

Says "sometime my jokes don't land" after saying something hilarious and then follows it up with the absolute banger that is Cheeze-Innits 50% post 50%... the other thing

To answer the question of what a microphone would sound like in a deep fryer what type of microphone it is also could effect the sound and sound quality like if it was a ribbon mic the ribbon inside might break from the sound of the fryer being on alone because it’s literally a thin piece of copper.

8:23 Laura Bailey *harp noises*

Random guy: *vine boom* Smitty: *turns into elmo* (0:20)

Honestly I think I laughed at this more than anything I’ve watched all week

5:31 that is a cursed image

As a Hawaiian I can agree that putting pineapple on anything makes it Hawaiian. And please don't move here, a middle class house just sold for 1M

"Liberal poop hippie" I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

This was the fastest 10 minute video ever, pissed that it ended so soon. Funniest video of the past few months.

I’d love to se Smii7y play the Battlefield 2042 BETA with the guys. I can just envision the hilarious chaos.

@acoolrocket

2 жыл бұрын

He unfortunately did express some bad thoughts. Best to say for most the best is awaiting with the full release alongside Portal.

@ETXellen

2 жыл бұрын

@@acoolrocket Understandable, the BETA was a mess. That said, I commented this after seeing BYZE’s video and he had a blast lmao.

9:26 had no rights to come in here and make me wheeze like that 😂😂 mfkn parceltongue😭😭

I know whenever I watch you or the boys vids I’m gonna laugh my ass off. Thanks for making me smile during these times my man

Been waiting for the last hour for a upload. Thanks

IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

The brain dead moments is a form of comedy no mind can explain but will laugh at regardless. …god, I’m still cracking up over some of those statements.

7:35 expired milk anyone ?

That was a nice trailer moment

That one guy who dislikes before watching the video Me: Bro just…why just why

@AlextheSpudLord

2 жыл бұрын

Haters are oameebas They're single celled

I love each video that comes out of this, always looking forward to watching videos

1:15 my favorite moment of the video

None of your jokes missed, I'm still smiling even after the video is over

This shows how interesting this game is. They talking about anything other than the game

5:00 is my jam

@TheJB2D

2 жыл бұрын

Followed by their sophomore release, 5:55

@TheJB2D

2 жыл бұрын

8:31 onwards started to make me feel funny in the pants

7:00 Blarg and Smii7y have a “Bear Fists” moment

I want you to know I wheezed at both "toilet bowlognese" and "cheez-innits" These were the pinnacle of the video and are peak comedy.

Damn another video from milk god just before I sleep thank you milk god

1:12 Aliel no please To the left Aliel Aliel Noooooooo

Hey man I just wanted to say thank you for making me laugh it feels good for once and helps my anxiety

It’s almost Halloween my dudes

More insanity, that is exactly what i like 😎

@loikdaigle-dionne9594

2 жыл бұрын

Nooooo

Bro that ``ARGHHH`` that Smii made at 0:55 was spot on for that dude.

Byze barking was so unexpected and so fucking funny xD

This game is such a hotmess. *Just like every other COD game*

4:51 why does he just pull out a phone, put it to his ear, then put it away? (Forgive me if I'm a stupid i didn't play the beta)

@therookieva

2 жыл бұрын

That is the scorestreak animation. That is the one for intel.

This is the first video I have watched again right after watching it the first time. Amazing content. Peak entertainment. Quality jokes (even the Cheeze-Innit one).

This feels like one of the old 2017 or 2016 CS GO Funtages, and it’s absolutely amazing

9:16 Dying lmao

3:07 hey man, dont talk to it like that. Wheelson' grandpa had hard times ok

Thank you for doing what you do bro your videos honestly help me when I’m depressed keep it up

One of the best videos in a long time thank you

SMITTY POSTED WOOOOOOOO my favorite part of the day

This has to be up there with one of my all time favourite smitty videos 😂😂😂

Ah COD, bringing the ''killing yourself with the BF3 eod bot'' back 10years after

This video has a good energy, I like it.

Man Smii7y you always got me cryin from laughter. Thank you keep it up

I enjoyed it so much And your laughter and scream sounds addicting tho

One of my new favorite Smitty videos. Consistently funny 🤣

Dude i love this format of this video! You absolutely killed it with this one! Keep it up! I don’t comment often, if at all. I just really wanted you to know ❤️🙏🏻

This and the BF 2042 Beta video are some of your funniest recently. 10/10 had me dying

Omfg 😂😂😂 I saw the perspective of thedooo before this and died laughing, love this group

Pog new Smitty video after school

I can’t wait to watch smii7y’s battlefield beta video 2 months after the full game releases

When the deep breath happens 6:21 and then an ad pops up

3:15 the arab always finds a way in any game

This entire video was a gigglefest. More please.

i asked my family the question at 7:56 they all said the electric ones are but the gas ones arent

man i love this channel 😃

I love when this group of people play together

This video needed to be longer bruh, it was so good!

6:59 No words just watch

This video made me snort-laugh at work. Then I wheezed for the next 10 minutes when your jokes circled back through my brain.

4:48 MATT: STUN GRENADE OUT!!!

Those last two clips were gold

2:00 watching this after seeing the news on november 22

The Cheese innits was the part of thee video I was waiting for. Was not disappointed.

this shit was funny af. love you smtitty

Hi smii7y my name is Cole and I am you’re biggest fan I have been watching you for more than a year and I just wanna say thanks you for everything your videos always put a smile on my face and cheer me up when I am mad you are halirias and I hope you have an amazing day

I frickin love your videos