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@sugmadic5460

6 ай бұрын

giv me kniv

@user-ty5ef5fm5m

6 ай бұрын

Same

@nicolaedutu2758

6 ай бұрын

Zeus skin please

This is the best proof so far of why not to open cases - man that was the most brutal luck I've seen on one of these

@Stix_Zidinia

6 ай бұрын

I opened 8 knives in the span of two weeks and less than 1k cases ... lol more than 40 reds too, and maybe 5 ST Reds. One sapphire, and one butterfly as well. :)

@polyglycerol3968

6 ай бұрын

@@Stix_ZidiniaSure you have.

@Hoakxies

6 ай бұрын

@@Stix_Zidiniacap

@uhhhhben

6 ай бұрын

@@Stix_Zidinia reckon you should get out more

@aaronops6553

6 ай бұрын

facts@@uhhhhben

man went from full cs nerd to full cs gambling degen, massive W

@Hooniiii

6 ай бұрын

Massive rip

@yungmore7289

6 ай бұрын

Not lucky degen

@aurealite

6 ай бұрын

Degen that likes watching gambling degens I don’t see how any part of that is a win

@Hooniiii

6 ай бұрын

@@aurealite because the watcher ain't winnin anything lol

@maxgeorge488

6 ай бұрын

Trust the numbers not your guts 🤣🤣🤣

Hayzeus never fails to fuel my crippling gambling addiction

Beat his record from 4 months ago by 1 case. The madman

Thanks for absorbing all that community bad luck bro

1 gold in 2700 cases is insane

"1 387 karambit would save me right now" gamblers mindset right there, always have your eyes set on the highest prize

I like how his biggest case opening keeps getting bigger, love the content bro, your feeding us with our gambling addiciton of opening cases

@allangreene15ag

6 ай бұрын

and the videos keep staying the same length hahahaha

Thanks for the videos, it reminds me why i shouldn't let me get addicted to cases

Heyzues never fails to influence my crippiling seconed hand gambiling addiction which has left me in unbearable debt

@flashbonged

6 ай бұрын

did you even watch the video this shit should not make you want to open cases lmaoooooo

@Number1OmNomFan

6 ай бұрын

@@flashbongedit’s a joke

this man and sparkels are going at it for the biggest opening

Heyzeus calling xqcs voice annoying is the pot calling the kettle black

@Black-nf3tx

6 ай бұрын

At least heyzues speaks english 🤣

@chopshops

6 ай бұрын

bro lmfao

Have never played a second of this game but watch all your videos lol

heyzues doing gods work destroying case supply

Love the editing of this video 👍🏻

tbh I kinda like this new editing, props to the editor

Opened 20 revolutions over the weekend :) pulled 2 pairs, mw amphib sports & ft specialist moguls

That is 7.4 lakhs rupees in just keys, I absolutely cannot imagine how much the cases were worth

@swirlinq

6 ай бұрын

Poo in loo

"xqc speaks minecraft enchanting table"😂😂

the chasers war on everything was way ahead of their time!

Thank you for the video!! Love from Cali

Good job professor Marmalade! 👍🏼

This is one of the videos where having the total "profit" at the end would have been really funny 😂

@beetssh6461

6 ай бұрын

-$6k 💀

@Belmecorp

6 ай бұрын

@@beetssh6461 thanks mate 🤣

@TDMHeyzeus

6 ай бұрын

💀💀💀💀

@Belmecorp

6 ай бұрын

@@TDMHeyzeus you're doing people a service with those vids, each and every single one i watch of where you lose money confirms the fact that if you reliably want some nice shit you just need to buy it or snipe it from the market. "Trust the numbers, not your guts" some guy once said 😄

Zeus never fails to fulfill his gambling addiction/hobby

Im craving a no quick open unboxing

Heyzeus streams always have him talking about animals for at least 5 minutes in my experience.

you need to open Spectrum 2 Case, i got 8000 euro doppler butterfly knife like 1 month ago

i like how he casually fits 4k cases in 12 minutes of video. thank you for helping my 10 year old attention span

man... that was tough to watch. but that just means you get more odds next opening for sure

Heyzeus never fails to disappoint! 😂👌

@CRPanda7203

6 ай бұрын

bro has not even watched the video yet

@iMrParker

6 ай бұрын

@@CRPanda7203 crpanda never fails to dissapoint!

@Luigi_Pizza

6 ай бұрын

@@CRPanda7203 it's a meme

@UmUs

6 ай бұрын

​@@iMrParkeriMrParker fails to disappoint!

Truly the degen opening of all time

Runescape music on background makes it such an eargasm to watch ;3

i mean 10 000 is always possible and its for sure coming soon so i have something to look forward to

4000 cases and still under 13 minute video 💪🏼 that’s why Heyzues is top degen

When's the 10,000 case opening :)

@TDMHeyzeus, how do you get sponsored by theese csgo skin companies, I would like to get cases like you do ?

heyzeus never fails to fill me up with his delicious content.

@eelias.

6 ай бұрын

pause

@Wyvorone

6 ай бұрын

The npcs are here too huh.

VAAAAAAAS SO MUCH CASES

THAT'S RARER THAN A KNIFE!!!

It's amazing that for one fleeting moment when he's talking about snakes and reptiles, he doesn't seem like a kindergarten dropout

Let the pros open cases people!

I love how he sounds like the pink guy from smile friends

Babe wake up, Heyzeus posted a new video!

I love the chat pop ups

So whats the overall „profit“

come on zeus, wheres the record 20k

Heyzeus nice vids, thanks old good content

A hippo would definitely beat a bear in a fight. One chomp and the bear is gone. Or it could just decide to run it over and be done with it. Yes, this is somehow related to the video. And yes, koalas can bite and scratch you up pretty good if you try to disturb them.

Luckily I unboxed a butterfly freehand from the nightmare case

i hope i can have some of the skins opened from those cases. never had a knife skin sir.

Can we get an estimated loss at the end?

Got me bricked up

that's alot of cases

Saying “hi” less quickly than the speed of light *IMPOSSIBLE*

The only other person ive seen get shafted this hard by CS is Ohne

1:24 everlong - foo fighters

the level of cooping is through the roof

I love Dezastre. Best skin probably ever

Can you do a 10k case opening snd then never open them again please

1:48 why heyzeus went from english language to xqc language?🤨

he wouldve gotten more gold if he just did a 1000 case opening vid lol

Can you sponsor a 1k case unbox for me, sum nice knifes?

Guys as a past case addict, to the point of taking part of my salary in advance to open cases, just open the weekly case you get and buy the skins you want to play with❤

@Xadous1

6 ай бұрын

100%

I was opening spectrums for a bloodsport and ended up opening a bowie rust coat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 traded it for an mw bloodsport though 🤣 so i guess i got what i wanted

GUYS QUICK OPEN CASES NOW THAT HEYZUES HAS SWALLOWED ALL THE BAD LUCK

How do people get these much cases brooo i wish😭😭😭😭😭

It’s your 250th times of the BIGGEST UNBOXING

How much did the whole unboxing cost?

What an unlucky one , there is not enough yeast in the world for how much bread he's about to make on the 5000 case one.

2:50 thats not a stattrack temekoo

You sound like SourSweet, the DayZ youtuber

I honestly wish your videos were longer. Feels like we're missing out on some good content here.

3 golds in 4k cases is crazy

@ignaciounanua6773

6 ай бұрын

That only means the next 4k are filled with emeralds and blue gems. It’s a hobby I can stop whenever I want 😅

@ethhics

6 ай бұрын

Did 50 cases on christmas and got 2 golds. Some people (like HeyZeus) should realise when to stop lol

@jonasba2764

6 ай бұрын

I calculated the odds of that happening, and it is around 24%. So while definitely unlucky, it is still surprisingly not that uncommon.

@Smaulelele

6 ай бұрын

@@jonasba2764 good thing you can only lose 100% of your money but if he hits the right pattern he can make 2000%

*old school runescape music*

who else remembers his attitude towards unboxing and gambling in cs when he first started making videos

dam massive rip on the cases but good video

Now this explains why the TF2 item servers were down for so long, HeyZeus was absolutely destroying the CS item servers and Valve redirected the damage to the TF servers

Hi bro, bring back my undertaker

Got 3 golds after 7000 cases, FUCK YEAH

Kudos

if no global :D you can go cs case degen :D

gambling never brings u down

Let’s go I’m in this one!!!

Slop for da piggies :) :)

Men the one case at the 4001 really triggers me. .-.

i have spent over 5k in the past 10 years on cases and have never gotten a knife. these videos make me spend more money

First Cuz im a cs case dompamine enjoyer

@CRPanda7203

6 ай бұрын

cringe and no youre not

Just couldn't do the 5k. Just kidding, great video.

haha im new to scene and have done close to a thousand dollars in 2 months i want to do case battle with you on stream

4000?!?!?! jesus skins monkey must be paying pretty good LMAO

who is the dude @7:34? IS he from a movie or tv show?

how much did you lose on this one

csgo cases = money evaporation simulator

5:47 song name , anyone ??? loved the vid btw

@harmed6

6 ай бұрын

Me and the birds - duster

@vicdosya

6 ай бұрын

@@harmed6 oh wow! thank you :)))))

conclusion : don't open cases , gj :D

thats mad...

At this point you could call it a sponsored gambling addiction

Someone please tell me where the pokies comedy clip is from I can’t find it anywhere

@TDMHeyzeus

6 ай бұрын

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I want 4000 cases no quick opening. All i need from you. Make 3000 if need be