“Now we’re gonna step outside” I haven’t heard that all year

@Meical2405

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeees hahahaha Happy new year to you and everyone in this comment

@itsarah

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha XD I make vidz

@Sound_Spark

3 жыл бұрын

i stepped outside once, got hit by a truck.

@_-nexus-_6257

3 жыл бұрын

"Now we're gonna step outside" I have heard that this year

@megafro6999

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sound_Spark did you isekai

i live for Michael aggressively calling Lily a fool for underestimating both his capacity for trolling and capacity for genuinely caring and loving her

@trebkren2874

3 жыл бұрын

Near 1k no comment POG?

@eiraRinmaya

3 жыл бұрын

their relationship is honestly so good. theyre gremlins with everyone then soft with each other~

@KururuMukino

3 жыл бұрын

Y e s

Micheal would be the best dad ever. His child would have so much fun flying around.

@helene6693

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@nyx6277

3 жыл бұрын

3:00 _sigh_

@kiven1228

3 жыл бұрын

But lily doesnt like kids tho, so i dont think they would have a kid

@osamabinthottin5886

3 жыл бұрын

And he would have fun being a laser baby

@2invis

3 жыл бұрын

He'd turn his child into a Laser Baby.

"lily and michael would be good parents" *sees baby dolls being thrown* "Ohh..."

@lxsrvsqz

3 жыл бұрын

yeah no 😂

@pumkinbiey

3 жыл бұрын

And they both laugh too 😂

@autistic_axolotl3548

3 жыл бұрын

IMAGINE MICHAEL AS YOUR DAD THOUGH

The transition from irl Michael standing at the doorway behind Lily to him killing her in Among Us is insanelyy good

@Demonhunter719.

3 жыл бұрын

I

@slop4308

3 жыл бұрын

@@Demonhunter719. i agree

@Demonhunter719.

3 жыл бұрын

@oh_god bro my phone is dumb I am walking rn lol this why I need a new phone

@m6x9l4

3 жыл бұрын

agreed.

@lordofnite1818

3 жыл бұрын

Truue

“the days are blending into together since we decided to quarantine ourselves” lily: goes from march to august

@aaronwu1572

3 жыл бұрын

Might have needed to cut out a lot of fed stuff.

@frisolaxod3835

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronwu1572 probably so.

@MartijndeRondeDesigner

3 жыл бұрын

i mean its a 13min video of the whole fckin year lol

@oderintdummetuant8429

3 жыл бұрын

Almost 3k likes but 3 other reply’s?

@alicelau4211

3 жыл бұрын

@@oderintdummetuant8429 that's actually crazy/ i don't think i've ever gotten this many likes lol. i have a channel if anyone wants to check it out :3

I feel like this is illegal to watch. Like we weren’t supposed to see this.

@bruhmoment2262

3 жыл бұрын

i feel like i hacked into someones camera roll

@DarkLegendOW

3 жыл бұрын

@@bruhmoment2262 Right?

@loveuns

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s because it cuts so suddenly without transitions sometimes plus the random stuff that the otv house does

@johnmoran809

3 жыл бұрын

It's so cute that it feels really personal

@sockdong1544

3 жыл бұрын

its only 13 minutes out of their entire year, its fine

Michael isn’t weird for wearing sandals with sock, he’s just a shinobi

@lordofmusic4207

3 жыл бұрын

Thunder god tazer jutsu

@GraveRobbertt

3 жыл бұрын

He drinks that Ninja Melk for a reason.

@howshyper

3 жыл бұрын

weeb (derogatory)

I like that Content guy. He’s pretty cool.

@eebomcgeebo2421

3 жыл бұрын

He should really make a KZread channel

@ayleen5760

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe even a Twitch account

@wealthybean3833

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he really should

@True_jj

3 жыл бұрын

He already has one its call michealrevees

@tastyshrimp

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he should also move into a big content creator house and tase them for enjoyment.

The wild content is a very rare species rarely seen, but if had seen, it will start screeching warding his enemies away.

@lLiketosleep

3 жыл бұрын

@Rareleo spitting facts

@rareleo2567

3 жыл бұрын

@@lLiketosleep Very much so.

@talkativebard9400

3 жыл бұрын

It's only known habitats dope ass garages and its and lily's rooms

@rareleo2567

3 жыл бұрын

@@talkativebard9400 Mhm.

@kittycat6346

3 жыл бұрын

The video feels odd

The card bit with Michael bringing lily irrelevant cards just cause he thought they seemed weird And her STILL appreciating the effort.. They're both the very definition of a perfect couple, with an insane connection and I'm here for it

@ronaleelopiga2927

3 жыл бұрын

The last one is actually the genuine one I assume he wrote everything that he wanted to say to Lily there in all seriousness, hence why that bit was cut off because it's purely for the both of them

@eggward7203

3 жыл бұрын

I’m just quoting Michael here, but *cringe*

"Put it in your mouth." "He dribbled." "He's blowing on it." COME ON!

@shinodamasaru7945

3 жыл бұрын

He blows it with his tool

@mundane3809

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinodamasaru7945 But before that he blows it with his mouth *lenny face*

@Gio2321_

3 жыл бұрын

@@mundane3809 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"tastes like nugget" "das good" "das really good" "tastes like nugget but better" THANK YOU, MR HELPFUL

@unclewillibomb8683

3 жыл бұрын

i was just thinking that the meme would go well with this!!!!

@brokenshadows9357

3 жыл бұрын

its 619 i dont want to change the likes

@sagokookie

3 жыл бұрын

Actually made me wanna try them 😭😭

@-birb-3223

3 жыл бұрын

@@brokenshadows9357 lol now its 1.1K likes

@klowt4900

3 жыл бұрын

Almost like we watched the same vid

“Looks like he’s getting a tool, what is he going to get??” *THROWS HAMMER* *ad plays before impact*

@alexfriendvlog8970

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aXpqyKSYaZrQqLQ.html Ise bi dhako ek bar plz 😭😭😭😭😭

@Soapia99th

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t promote yourself in my comments pls

@kcalvinnoralac7742

3 жыл бұрын

What ad was it for you? Mine was chicken

@nyxwolf2759

3 жыл бұрын

@@kcalvinnoralac7742 mine was “is life pulling you in different directions all at once?”

@Animallover24678

3 жыл бұрын

Sameee I think she purposefully put an ad there

"I did things that I am not proud of" Lily: did you sell your body? Michael: I did something much worse Me: did you sell the BTS shrine?

@asttek

3 жыл бұрын

he sell his kidney to buy vbucks

@Athestial

3 жыл бұрын

I think he actually gave the bts stuff away to emirichu

@PowerSpirit50

3 жыл бұрын

He sold his soul.

@kharnthecuddly3483

2 жыл бұрын

@@Athestial when?

@Athestial

2 жыл бұрын

@@kharnthecuddly3483 It was sometime after making the twitter bot that decorates his room

Legends say, she’s still reading more cards to this day

@leandroroman7053

3 жыл бұрын

_And another one_ _And another one_ _And another one_ _And another one_ _And another one_ . . .

@indominusrex1652

3 жыл бұрын

20000 cards later Michael: did you really think that was last card?

@CallMeVidd

2 жыл бұрын

@@indominusrex1652 CVS is still trying to recover from that stock shortage

**blows on food** Still too hot **pulls out compressed air tank** Just right

*Michael when he does literally anything in Lily's domain or peripheral vision." Lily: You're so cute🥰

@divyeshmalhotra7649

3 жыл бұрын

YOU GET 55 GALLONS OF CRUDE OIL...

When Toast accidentally showed his face, it was all an ego boost from there

I like how Toast is just singing "I want it that way" in the background

Michaels socks make him look like a ninja turtle. “To kill the enemy, you have to become the enemy” “Michael Reeves”

@ZenHyrdra

3 жыл бұрын

“To know the enemy, you must become the enemy” - Sun Tzu the art of war

@quannino0461

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZenHyrdra 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lolkingftw4804

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZenHyrdra or dump gallons of crude oil into the ocean, sun tzu forgot that strat

Michal should continue the prank by intermittently giving her cards from time to time. You know, keep her on her toes.

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

By the time Lily is a grandmother (assuming she becomes one, of course) she'll have 5,000 cards hidden around the house. Look in the fridge? Card. Look in the car? Card. Birthday? Card. And another. And another. And another. Time for cake! Nope, card. And more card. The cards never end. All of them say boomer.

@lolkingftw4804

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladywaffle2210 the fact that i agree with it scares me but also entertains me

OfflineTV members: buy a 70000$ robot dog Lili: use it to deliver some food to Michael

@elestulup5774

3 жыл бұрын

man is funny if u enter to socialblade i says that micheal wins from 63.9k (thats almost how many the robo dog cost) to 1 million dollars. man imagen if Michael actually won 1 million dollars man micheal coul buy and make so many robots to destroy humaniy

"Nugget tastes like nugget" Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science.

"tastes like nugget but better" - Michael Reeves 2020

@VeryLoki

3 жыл бұрын

Nope was 2020

What’s more chaotic: michael’s sock sandals or Lily’s tub socks

@lxsrvsqz

3 жыл бұрын

Both are extremely chaotic evil they're literally meant for each other

@izael6918

3 жыл бұрын

Tub Socks

@tortoise5083

3 жыл бұрын

socks and sandals aren't really that bad if you've live in hawaii. it is more common than you might think

@SilverTune

3 жыл бұрын

Tub socka

@RegstarRogstar

3 жыл бұрын

tub socks what the fuck

6:03 No one: Micheal: In order to beat the enemy, I need to become the enemy..

The fact that mykull bought so many random cards and wrote w h o l e s o m e messages to lily is so cute and hilarious mbn 😭😂😂😂💖💖

Michael: *working on a video* *[Everybody liked that]*

@DXRdev

3 жыл бұрын

That might be the laser baby video

@ivanjocogu5

3 жыл бұрын

@@DXRdev that was the surgery robot video

@namelast6213

3 жыл бұрын

Sadness it was old old idea vid ._,

@danbubis1731

3 жыл бұрын

It was the surgery robot

@lordoftheratz7980

3 жыл бұрын

Its fake, we all know michael doesn't make videos lol

After she said Michael was quirky I was weirdly waiting for her to say “he’s not like other boys” 😂

hypothetically Michael kills Lilly and everybody else would be like: WhErE iS rOboT dOg

Lily: Thanks honey for the all the letters! Content: *there is another*

Who else just WISHES their life could be as wholesome as this

@sophieasmerom4593

3 жыл бұрын

that was exactly what i was thinking man why cant i have friends

@MonkiMirai

3 жыл бұрын

Yea I wish I could have a wholesome life with baby’s falling down the stairs

@sophieasmerom4593

3 жыл бұрын

@@MonkiMirai fr😔

@highflux5402

3 жыл бұрын

These are just scripted and they act like that never compare your life to something on internet everything's fake nowadays

@jahh1

3 жыл бұрын

@@highflux5402 why would it be scripted?

You know, they say Michael is still giving Lily birthday cards as we speak

Michael when he has the turtle suit on: 'In order to defeat the enemy you have to be the enemy'

"simply shake it as though you would a normal child" - Michael Reeves 2020

Mykull:**being an asshole** Lily: he is so cute

@princessofpigs

3 жыл бұрын

I know right if my boyfriend answered like that I would get salty haha

4:15 if there wasn't captions, I would've 100% believed that she said: "I'm a pianist"

@MathStringInputOutpu

3 жыл бұрын

She looks so beautiful here

@Arthur-hn5yk

3 жыл бұрын

ME TOO, shw wouldn't be wronh tho

Michales son: dad can i have a jet pack Michael: so your becoming my comments huh (michael gets a flamethrower) i knew you were useless ( flames his child)

legend has it, Michael is still giving Lily more and more birthday cards to this day

Things I've learned from this video: Never give Lily and ESPECIALLY Michael a baby.

@frisolaxod3835

3 жыл бұрын

The worst part is that there’s a chance they could have a baby together now THAT’S something to be worried about

@adan1447

3 жыл бұрын

@@frisolaxod3835 lily has said she doesn’t want children in the past

@herozero8809

3 жыл бұрын

@@adan1447 but has also said in the past that she would consider it if the rest of OTV were to have children at the same time

"He's working on a video" me: :D immediately turn to poki in her old room me D':

@Kla_almas

3 жыл бұрын

SAME I GOT EXITED TOO:D

@krazyklok9395

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah same, until I looked at the screen and saw it was the surgery robot vid

lily: vlogging Michael: I have decided now at this exact moment that I would like to spread my legs

Lily: Did you sell your body Michael: did more than that Crap just when from 0-100 really ducking quick

First offline tv posts, now lily, next thing you know Michal will post a video. ITS A NEW YEARS MIRACLE

@lLiketosleep

3 жыл бұрын

But what if Michael doesn’t post a video...

@shamboi8809

3 жыл бұрын

@@lLiketosleep then we all go into crippling depression cause he hasn't posted in 3 months

@devara2055

3 жыл бұрын

@@shamboi8809 michael said in a stream and I quote : he thinks it's funny that people were defending him saying like "the video takes time" etc but the reality was he hasn't started making a video yet cause he's been grinding on minecraft

"taste like nugget" is probably the best way to describe a mcnugget

@goblin6067

3 жыл бұрын

??????????????????????????????????????????

Lily: put it in your mouth Michael: please don't say that to me

Honestly couldn't Imagen a better house to be stuck in

i flinched so hard thinking the doll content threw was actually a baby

@ggmangold1165

3 жыл бұрын

Same

3:06 kinda reminds me of when my parents also threw me down a flight stairs to condemn me to a life of lazer tech scamming

the birthday cards part omg they truly deserve the best

Michael wears sandles on top of socks Michael: Hi i'm Michael and i'm a diagnosed Psychopath

@faris8745

3 жыл бұрын

So Linus?

To defeat one’s enemy, one must think like almost to the point of becoming them. 5:53

@arad1278

3 жыл бұрын

Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness.

@tako.23

3 жыл бұрын

I love that everyone uses Sun Tzu quotes now

@soundaryajois82

3 жыл бұрын

this is so underrated 😂😭

Sorry I’m late, I was watching the latest OTV video

@kmaxk9591

3 жыл бұрын

Sacrifices have been made.

"Michael wears socks in sandals" Lily: No one does this! My brain: Come to germany and see that this is kinda normal! (I think it's ridiculous too btw 😅)

8:45 *DID I JUST HEAR SYKKUNO LAUGH*

real title: Micheal's 2020 vlog, with lily as the camera operator

What does it taste like, Nugget, "ah yes the floor seems to be made of floor"

“Nugget tastes like nugget” Micheal Reeves 2020 the more you know

0:07 Ahh yes it's been 69 years his finally uploading a vid

Sad, she didn't show Michael singing WAP

normal people: Cool food by plowing on it using their mouth Micheal: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you *uses air blower* now i kinda want to try using a leaf blower to cool my food

@swiss_cheese_0167

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I too plow on my food but I always ask for consent first before doing so.

@EnderTea_

3 жыл бұрын

plow that food

The lighting of the whole screen changes whenever there are words on the screen and ahhhhhhh it’s driving me crazy

I have come back to this video about 4 times and every single time I forget the little lily doodles brighten the screen up and I always think my phone is dying

*kills lily* michael: well shit *proceeds to throw baby down stairs*

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

Michael, upon losing a round in poker: "All in" Michael, upon being convicted of murder: *"All in"*

I love how 90% of the vlog is Micheal and I wouldn’t have it any other way

“Oh look like he’s getting a tool” *gets ready to through it* *BOOM an ad* he throw an ad at me 😢😢

@shaukahodan2373

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad robot dog is dead now

How much do you want to bet that the other OTV members were just like "yep a normal day" while they were recording the Michael clips?

Thanks for helping me survive 2020 Lily!

Lily cleaning her room is the equivalent to me organizing my Minecraft items into their respective chest

@shroompurchaser2123

3 жыл бұрын

respective* hhh

@yinn105

3 жыл бұрын

@@shroompurchaser2123 auto correct be like that but thanks for pointing it out

Anybody else notice that whenever subtitles appear, the video is slightly tinted? As someone who video edits, it makes me curious as to whether the subtitles are done as images, as opposed to doing the text within the editing software and then adding the characters on top of them.

Me: No ! u can't do a 2020 vlog and upload it in 2021 Lily: Haha Vlogs goes brrr

Lily: “Let’s go to contents room” Micheal:What did you say *pulls knife out* Lily:shit *runs*

That content guy is pretty funny, he should make a youtube channel

@sampuhhupmas5666

3 жыл бұрын

maybe he should stream on twitch, seems like he would do well

@KleoKyzen

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr, hes cool

I wished i live with them everyday they're so cute i wish i was their friends every one does

Mykull : * Exists * Lily : He is so cute !

Happy new year lily!!!!

Legend tells the cards never ended, and everytime, lily got insulted in various ways

8:40 sykkuno 'try to make it twerk" im dead💀

Michael's stretched socks while wearing slippers is radiating Filipino culture HAHAHAHA When you're cold but you don't wanna wear shoes inside the house

Just dropped everything when the notif came 😌

Michael is on some type of drug thats on a whole other level and I'm here for it

Wholesome LilyxMykull content. Everyone needs a crackhead content provider in their lives.

YESSSS NEW LILY VLOGGGG

2:46 temmie with ads on it. *The ad:* “HOT SINGLE GIRLS IN YOUR AREA”

@bishopvida

3 жыл бұрын

"hot singul t3mm1e's in ur hairea"

miyoung is actually such a good editor woah

Does anyone feel warm watching lily and Michael just being them not even scripted it makes me warm and happy for them hopefully I find someone😞

seeing that house and the backyard and the vibes.. it makes me so fucking sad that my life is so damn lame. that pong table?! the lighting? this is bullshit..... very nice video tho i’m so happy you guys had an alright year

Lily: What’s he gonna get?? Micheal proceeds to throw shit

10:00 so that’s where Michael sang wap.

Has Pokemane decided what she's going to do with the barrels of oil yet?

@KururuMukino

3 жыл бұрын

Michael : "I don't know maybe dump it in the ocean"

Michael’s video: *loves and cares about the baby* Lily’s video: *AWESOME EXTREME BABY SPORTS*

Michael: “Come with me and you’ll be in a world a world of pure imagination.”

@actingenemy2340

3 жыл бұрын

Weeeee 14 likes 🕶

@milkhi7709

3 жыл бұрын

Huh

@wetowl6239

3 жыл бұрын

@@milkhi7709 pretty sure its a line from a somg or something

@edriqgonzaga8760

3 жыл бұрын

@@wetowl6239 Its in willy wonka and the chocolate factory

toast saying "good enough for me" is everything i needed from 2020.

this dog robot is being tested to war and to help people with movement disability but using for the memes is good to

Michael and Lily's relationship is so pure. I love it. 😍

Lily: Did you sell your body Michael: I sold a lot more than my body He did it guys he sold his soul

Tembot9000 “love me brother” Runs in fear

"free go to mcdonalds at 2 am" best coupon ever

Micheal: *Does literally anything* Lily: So cute!