Murder by Deals - Witcher500i - Spamton EX

* KRIS!!! MY [little sponge]
* LOOK AT HOW [EX] I am.
* THIS [sweet new bod] ALMOST LET'S ME [view my payment] PAST THE DARK
* BUT THE DARKNESS KEEPS [[growing]]
* PHOTONS [descend to see my lair]
* BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]] and GIVE ME THAT [Soul] OF YOURS.
* It smells like Spamton.
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  • @Water.Foul1
    @Water.Foul17 ай бұрын

    *It's time to be a [MURDER BY DEALS] *Spamton admires his luxurious arms. *Spamton unhinges his jaw and releases a laugh track. *Spamton mentions a season-appropriate holiday episode. *The audience roars with laughter. *The laughter is deafening. *Spamton screams at the audience to stop laughing. *No one was laughing. *Spamton feels the sweet breeze as he spins the wheel. *It pulled the strings and made them ring. *Smells like expired dollar bills. *The air crackles with freedom.

  • @albertskoften1452
    @albertskoften1452 Жыл бұрын

    Mettaton as the smiling TV ("WHAT ARE YOU, A [[Game Show Host]]??!!") is a connection that shockingly few people have made.

  • @invalid_user_handle

    @invalid_user_handle

    Жыл бұрын

    Not actually. AFAIK, Mettaton's living in one of the houses in Hometown, along with Napstablook and Mad Dummy. Of course, he never became the robot star he is in Undertale, so he's still a ghost. Current theory says the TV's supposed to be Tenna, last I checked.

  • @albertskoften1452

    @albertskoften1452

    Жыл бұрын

    @@invalid_user_handle The name Tenna originated from a Twitter Q&A that Spamton did in-character. For all we know, Toby just threw it in to stir up the pot about Mike. There's definitely some connection between Spamton and Mettaton, and I wouldn't put it past the secret bosses to have knowledge of other timelines. What I meant in the original comment, though, is not so much a canonical theory but an aesthetic observation about the fandom. The classic fan depiction of Mike is a charismatic talk show host who literally has a television set for a head. This is also a point for point description of Mettaton in Undertale, but the parallel is often overlooked because his EX form is just that much more popular. I just find it ironic.

  • @invalid_user_handle

    @invalid_user_handle

    Жыл бұрын

    @@albertskoften1452 Yeah, I definitely see where you're coming from there... although I'm pretty sure the Tenna name was also mentioned during the Spamton Sweepstakes before the Q&A happened, so it might not just be a throw-in.

  • @WolfyRed

    @WolfyRed

    Жыл бұрын

    If Mettaton is a lightner, what if he enters a Dark world in Chapter 3? Have you ever thought of that, ???? Maybe he enters the house later on because of the dark cloudy "smoke" coming out of the house, and goes into the dark world.

  • @albertskoften1452

    @albertskoften1452

    Жыл бұрын

    @@WolfyRed Mettaton is too shy to even leave his own house. What would he be doing at Kris's?

  • @JowhInfinidade
    @JowhInfinidade7 ай бұрын

    THE POWER OF S [[ex]]

  • @themanofgodp2795

    @themanofgodp2795

    4 ай бұрын

    it the comedy police the jokes to funny

  • @Adhamadous

    @Adhamadous

    4 ай бұрын

    always imagines spamton ex to be a p--n star don't ask why

  • @JowhInfinidade

    @JowhInfinidade

    4 ай бұрын

    @@Adhamadous 💀

  • @babyturtlebrotha1981

    @babyturtlebrotha1981

    Ай бұрын

    @@Adhamadous ...I can not say I haven't thought the same at least once...

  • @nonolerigolo9128

    @nonolerigolo9128

    Ай бұрын

    don't you want to be [[large]], kris? come on, buy my [[enlargement]] pills!

  • @babyturtlebrotha1981
    @babyturtlebrotha1981Ай бұрын

    Alternate title (I've been wanting to use this name for a long time): "Death [[BUY]] glamour"

  • @The_Sploinker
    @The_Sploinker5 ай бұрын

    "KRIS LOOK AT MY ARMS!!! THEY [[Strech]] THEY [[Bend]] THEY [[Grab]]" "AND THE GREATEST [[Bargin]] OF ALL..." "THEY CAN [[Killing you 1,000,000 times!!!!]]"

  • @Kasekuchen_LP

    @Kasekuchen_LP

    3 ай бұрын

    THEY CAN [Murder by Deals]

  • @Colton-jv7sh

    @Colton-jv7sh

    Ай бұрын

    That flowey reference was funny

  • @X_Zangetsu_X
    @X_Zangetsu_X Жыл бұрын

    He seems happier about his arms than he is about his legs lol XD

  • @Transformers2Fan1

    @Transformers2Fan1

    9 ай бұрын

    Mettaton was obsessed with his legs but had shit defense. SNEO has epic defense so why not make him pleased with his arms?

  • @WarriorMiller-zk2lu

    @WarriorMiller-zk2lu

    9 ай бұрын

    he has t rex arms normally so it makes sense

  • @thegamingcapybara8980

    @thegamingcapybara8980

    8 ай бұрын

    So he can reach for [heaven]

  • @lemon9339

    @lemon9339

    8 ай бұрын

    @@thegamingcapybara8980 [heaven] YEAH!

  • @renaglorio7044

    @renaglorio7044

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@Transformers2Fan1the shit defense is Mettaton NEO

  • @SilasTheHero
    @SilasTheHero5 ай бұрын

    *I LOOKED AT MY BODY OF MY [[Hopes and Dreams]] AND SAW . . .* *[[DEF: -4000]]* *. . .* *OH [[Cungadero.]]*

  • @cooldude2722
    @cooldude2722 Жыл бұрын

    Ok, have to admit; this _slaps _*_hard._* Great job, Witcher.

  • @takodaplays188

    @takodaplays188

    9 ай бұрын

    HARDER THAN INEXISTANT FREEDOM?

  • @sssaym

    @sssaym

    8 ай бұрын

    @@takodaplays188...yeah

  • @takodaplays188

    @takodaplays188

    8 ай бұрын

    @@sssaym You sure 'bout that?

  • @sssaym

    @sssaym

    8 ай бұрын

    @@takodaplays188 pretty positive

  • @takodaplays188

    @takodaplays188

    8 ай бұрын

    okie dokie@@sssaym

  • @michaelbrickieblock
    @michaelbrickieblock25 күн бұрын

    okay that art makes it look like if spamton talked into the microphone his mouth would be the speaker and it would just feedback into a high pitched ringing of pain

  • @bibblyboing

    @bibblyboing

    25 күн бұрын

    it makes the fight harder

  • @haydenhowell9277
    @haydenhowell92777 ай бұрын

    *smells like spamton*

  • @Wiligma_le_goobster
    @Wiligma_le_goobster Жыл бұрын

    I MAY NOT HAVE [power of N E O] BUT GOD [DAMN DANEIL] LOOK AT MY [fabulous] ARMS HOLY [$#!+] THERE MAKING ME [sensory overload] OH MY *spamton ex rants on how beautiful his arms look for about 50 minutes*

  • @LukeMarcello

    @LukeMarcello

    9 ай бұрын

    He has cool arms tbh

  • @KynG5
    @KynG53 ай бұрын

    An interesting thing about the Superbosses so far is that they seem to belong to _pairs._ JEVIL is the Black Joker card, with a missing Red Joker as his pair. SPAMTON NEO is based off of Mettaton NEO, when Mettaton EX goes completely unmentioned. ...Are we gonna get rematches?

  • @rare_edamimi_fangirl

    @rare_edamimi_fangirl

    2 ай бұрын

    So far this feels like kinda a stretch, but if future chapters continue the theme I could believe it (for instance: if Chapter 3's secret boss ends up being the bootleg controller and we don't see the non-bootleg one) Although "completely unmentioned" isn't true, Spamton Neo says this if you defeat him via attacking: "I WILL FILL MY [Body] WITH [Electricaty] AND BECOME SPAMTON [EX]!"

  • @ghostfriend1694

    @ghostfriend1694

    Ай бұрын

    Maybe in a Chapter 7 boss rush, pizza tower style?

  • @tabby_powl
    @tabby_powl5 ай бұрын

    Whats yours is mine and what's [[yours]] is also [[mine]]

  • @mewmeows.
    @mewmeows.9 ай бұрын

    'You hear the ringings of phones in the background as spamton tries to sell something to someone on the phone......unfortunately, the phone wires doesn't connect to anything.'

  • @DatLazyBoi
    @DatLazyBoi7 ай бұрын

    0:27-0:32 That sounded like a combo from a fighting game,for some reason XD

  • @shaunhodge9942
    @shaunhodge99422 ай бұрын

    A detail I love of this is this song featuring Spamton's dialogue/ voice sound effect, just like how Death By Glamour uses Mettaton's. So, it's kind of like they're both singing along to their own themes.

  • @1ratedsalesmansince1997
    @1ratedsalesmansince19975 ай бұрын

    HEY EVERY! 1! ITS ME!

  • @ZuRtIS_cUrTiS

    @ZuRtIS_cUrTiS

    4 ай бұрын

    Yeah your Spamton EX now (also known as S EX)

  • @jamothegamo9916
    @jamothegamo9916 Жыл бұрын

    Spamton EX 90 def 60 atc he's hogging his own stage

  • @Frieza_Fanboy

    @Frieza_Fanboy

    9 ай бұрын

    atk*

  • @yourlocaldumbass-whoreadsthis

    @yourlocaldumbass-whoreadsthis

    9 ай бұрын

    @@Frieza_Fanboy nerd

  • @sabrinasanchez8658

    @sabrinasanchez8658

    2 ай бұрын

    Um actually he has -4000 def as show in the concept video 🤓🤓(I don’t mean to be rude, just pointing it out)

  • @atomicgummygod9232
    @atomicgummygod92327 ай бұрын

    I just realized something HE COULD’VE NAMED THIS “DEATH BY A SALESMAN” AND IT WOULD’VE BEEN SUCH A CLEVER JOKE

  • @IamDoru1

    @IamDoru1

    7 ай бұрын

    too obvious imo

  • @atomicgummygod9232

    @atomicgummygod9232

    7 ай бұрын

    Fair lol

  • @Generic-eg8he
    @Generic-eg8he9 ай бұрын

    " KRIS!!! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD [3 For] ONE ME!?!?! [You really are an IDIOT]. [Teamers] NEVER WIN AGAINST [EX]TREME!!! TIME FOR [Bloodshed, Drama,] AND A [Specil] RIDE AROUND THE [Highway]! *Laughter* " Bonus: "GOD DAMMIT KRIS, STOP ATTACKING THNGS! Like Ralsei said, Attacking them will only make them stronger!!! Umm... Susie, I meant that for ONLY the K. Round, but I guess you're right. WHAT!?! You mean I could've never started listening to Kris!?!"

  • @Frieza_Fanboy

    @Frieza_Fanboy

    9 ай бұрын

    Flowey reference?

  • @Ksr3426
    @Ksr34262 күн бұрын

    WHAT’S YOURS IS MINE AND WHAT’S [[yours]] IS [[mine]]

  • @TheGrammarNazi123
    @TheGrammarNazi1236 ай бұрын

    I LOOKED AT MY [Dream Body] AND I SAW...[-4,000 DF]

  • @aruce9

    @aruce9

    2 ай бұрын

    Oh [cungadero]…

  • @CENSOR3D-
    @CENSOR3D-Ай бұрын

    I honestly think this is one of the best spamton fan songs ever made, it just scratches an itch in my brain, especially at the ending half

  • @arandomprotogen.7582
    @arandomprotogen.75822 ай бұрын

    ARMS?!?! EHAHAHAHA!!! I CAN STILL [[breakdown]] ON THE [[dance room floor]] FLOOR!!!

  • @JB-bc2ry
    @JB-bc2ry9 ай бұрын

    Amazing to hear this in JQR's new vid

  • @whyamihere555
    @whyamihere5557 ай бұрын

    * STRINGS??? HAEHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!! WHO THE [[$$$$]] NEEDS [Silly Strings] WITH LEGS LIKE THESE!?!? * The air crackles with freedom.

  • @Blakxelwant
    @Blakxelwant9 ай бұрын

    it's actually amazing so amzing, in fact that I might have a... [[HEART ATTACK!!!]]

  • @RigelRat
    @RigelRat9 ай бұрын

    Extermination by expenses

  • @somecirclewithsunglasses3994

    @somecirclewithsunglasses3994

    9 ай бұрын

    When Spamton becomes NEO-EX

  • @msjayentrepreneur5799

    @msjayentrepreneur5799

    8 ай бұрын

    @@somecirclewithsunglasses3994spamton NEX

  • @adamdesouzadasilva7651
    @adamdesouzadasilva76512 ай бұрын

    BIG SHOT OF DEATH

  • @platonymous_
    @platonymous_7 ай бұрын

    KRIS!!! BE A [BIG SHOT] AND GIVE ME THAT [Soul] YOU GOT!!!

  • @Transformers2Fan1
    @Transformers2Fan19 ай бұрын

    Very nice, the algorithm has blessed me this day.

  • @mcdiggles1141
    @mcdiggles1141 Жыл бұрын

    And then starwalker pops in as wobuffet

  • @Mr.Tw1sty

    @Mr.Tw1sty

    8 ай бұрын

    STARWALKER

  • @SPAMTONGG
    @SPAMTONGG Жыл бұрын

    YOU SEE KRIS? [EX] IS REAL!!! NO [That’s Just A Theory], THIS IS THE [[REALDEAL]]. NOW, LET THE ADVERTISEMENTS BEGIN! LET THE SALES GO UP, UP, *UP!!!!!!!!!!* [[TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOON!]]

  • @Frieza_Fanboy

    @Frieza_Fanboy

    9 ай бұрын

    Nft reference??

  • @somecirclewithsunglasses3994

    @somecirclewithsunglasses3994

    9 ай бұрын

    [BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A] [Deltarune] [THEORY!!!!!!!!]

  • @synthwavesoundscape1893
    @synthwavesoundscape18938 ай бұрын

    [Now's your chance to have a good deal!] YOU [Killed the Dinosaurs?!] BUT I'M TOO HOT! IN MY [New Deal], KID, THERE'S NO SPOT FOR A [Doe-eyed Dumbass] TO CAST HER LOT ONLY [cold] [Singles] LEFT TO STAND ONCE I [Crush (Orange)] YOU LIKE A [Crush (Orange)] CAN I’LL [Proceeds to charity] WITH MY PLAN

  • @cones_are_kool

    @cones_are_kool

    8 ай бұрын

    HEAR THE [PIPIS] [[FRY]] HEAR THE ([pipis] [cry]

  • @synthwavesoundscape1893

    @synthwavesoundscape1893

    8 ай бұрын

    @@cones_are_kool TRY TO HIT [end call]

  • @kimpedchenko6426

    @kimpedchenko6426

    7 ай бұрын

    YOUR TOO FAR ON YOUR [fall]

  • @synthwavesoundscape1893

    @synthwavesoundscape1893

    7 ай бұрын

    @kimpedchenko6426 DAMNIT KRIS, WHY DID YOUR [age 65 and above] TECHNOLOGICAL ILLITERATE [mamaaa! Oooo!] MAKE A [specil] PROBLEM ON MY OS!??!?! THEY HAVE [over 70 new flavors!] TABS OPEN AT ONCE!!

  • @cones_are_kool

    @cones_are_kool

    7 ай бұрын

    @@synthwavesoundscape1893 WHAT THE FFFFF [[FIFTYN PERCENT OF]] IS HAPPENING HERE?!

  • @carolynchurch4642
    @carolynchurch46428 ай бұрын

    Spamton ONE

  • @Colddirector
    @Colddirector9 ай бұрын

    [Dog.] [Dog.] [Dog.]

  • @franilovic4139

    @franilovic4139

    9 ай бұрын

    One hochi mama

  • @usGovernmentReal

    @usGovernmentReal

    8 ай бұрын

    MONY

  • @0utgrown.
    @0utgrown.2 ай бұрын

    *Kris! My, you are [$!$!]ing yourself by not [Accepting payment] of your [Heart shaped object]! *Come on Kris, you will [Win Big!] but.. [99% of gamblers quit before winning BIG]!

  • @SPAMTONGG
    @SPAMTONGG Жыл бұрын

    1:10 short accidental GRAN DAD reference…

  • @Frieza_Fanboy

    @Frieza_Fanboy

    9 ай бұрын

    OH MY [[####]]ING GOD

  • @TheSenkMan
    @TheSenkMan9 ай бұрын

    OHHH [[yeah!]] KRIS, TAKE A LOOK AT MY [[BATTLE BODY]]!!!! [[Isn’t it wonderful]] FOLKS?!?!?

  • @msjayentrepreneur5799

    @msjayentrepreneur5799

    8 ай бұрын

    Papyrus reference

  • @TheSenkMan

    @TheSenkMan

    Ай бұрын

    @@msjayentrepreneur5799Yuperooni

  • @Dilopho
    @Dilopho3 ай бұрын

    How come they deleted their soundcloud account?

  • @Watar4281
    @Watar42818 ай бұрын

    To feel the fight is more crazed, set the video on speed 1.25x

  • @gamingwitharchie7697
    @gamingwitharchie769726 күн бұрын

    *Spamton EX makes his presence known! Not that it's good or anything, he just did. *Spamton EX flashes an award ing smile to the audience. *Spamton EX turns to the audience, then screams for no reason. *The audience seems more and more distant. *There isn't an audience. *Spamton EX desperately tries to sell you 50% off cereal. *But nobody cared. *Spamton EX realizes something...! *Oh, turns out... *...there is an audience! *The audience is laughing. *The audience is screaming with happiness. *The audience is screaming in fear for their lives. *The audience's patience is dying out. *The audience is dying out. *THE AUDIENCE IS DYING OUT. *The audience isn't there. *Oh, right. They never existed. *Spamton EX is having a mental breakdown. *Spamton EX is . *Spamton EX turns to the "audience" and asks if any of this is real. *Spamton EX turns to the and asks if any of is real. *Smells like desperation. *Smells like M O N E Y . *The air crackles with free dollars. Not really. *You are with .

  • @crusher7985
    @crusher79859 ай бұрын

    LEGS??? [[Folks]], THESE [[Arms]] ARE SO GOOD I'M [$!$!]ING MYSELF!!! [[Heaven]], THEY'RE EVEN BUILT TO [[Reflect]] THE [Recoil Damage] OF A TRULY [BIG] SHOT!!! *Fires off a massive pipis* HAEHAEHAE!! *Track begins, Spamton EX starts chaotically meme dancing*

  • @soullex999
    @soullex9999 ай бұрын

    . . .

  • @Unrandomdeinternet235
    @Unrandomdeinternet2359 ай бұрын

    🦖 WHAT THE HELL KRIS WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE 🙎‍♀️...

  • @maykonbrasileiro761

    @maykonbrasileiro761

    8 ай бұрын

    🐏 Susie a new dark fountaing has apeared

  • @sonicfanboy3375

    @sonicfanboy3375

    8 ай бұрын

    🟣🟡Now it's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]

  • @RealHeyItzDark
    @RealHeyItzDark3 ай бұрын

    KRIS!! LOOK HOW S[EX]Y I AM NOW!

  • @vitya1337
    @vitya13378 ай бұрын

    Bro it’s fire 🔥

  • @user-ju2bk3fw6y
    @user-ju2bk3fw6y7 ай бұрын

    So he is using his own soul as a microphone?

  • @ZuRtIS_cUrTiS

    @ZuRtIS_cUrTiS

    5 ай бұрын

    Do darkners have souls?

  • @GoldenAdrien
    @GoldenAdrien8 ай бұрын

    You do realize this is already on KZread under their channel right?

  • @CloudMouth27

    @CloudMouth27

    8 ай бұрын

    no it isn't

  • @delguin5447
    @delguin5447 Жыл бұрын

    You should ask for permission before reuploading content that isnt yours, especially when the original creator already has a youtube channel.

  • @bibblyboing

    @bibblyboing

    Жыл бұрын

    Do they have one? I didn’t see one when I searched.

  • @delguin5447

    @delguin5447

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bibblyboing Seems i confused them with another, but still quite rude to reupload without permission

  • @Wicher500i

    @Wicher500i

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bibblyboing I do have one :)

  • @bibblyboing

    @bibblyboing

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Wicher500i Oh, I didn’t see that! I wanted to emphasize that this was yours when I uploaded this. I understand if you want this video taken down and I’m sorry for not asking permission.

  • @Wicher500i

    @Wicher500i

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bibblyboing No worries

  • @VoiletEverflower
    @VoiletEverflower8 ай бұрын

    "*It smells like Spamton." lol

  • @Ponera-Sama
    @Ponera-Sama Жыл бұрын

    I DON'T [[Like & Share!!]] MY SPOTLIGHT BUT [[4U]] I CAN MAKE AN [Exception]

  • @GabrielPerez-br5mm
    @GabrielPerez-br5mm8 ай бұрын

    * Spamton EX presents himself to the audience * Spamton Starts to brag about his arms to the audience * The stage lights flash various colors * Spamton tugs at his strings * Spamton asks someone off-screen to guess the answer to a trivia question * There is no one off-screen * Spamton starts to question something... * Spamton starts to do a little jig * Spamton is dancing erratically * Spamton asks the audience about his purpose * Spamton asks the audience to stay for the show * Spamton prays to the audience * Spamton begs to the audience * But there still is no audience

  • @demid4866
    @demid4866Ай бұрын

    Spamton EX must be weaker than Spamton NEO

  • @bibblyboing

    @bibblyboing

    Ай бұрын

    i would imagine a Spamton EX fight to be shorter but harder due to highrr attack

  • @demid4866

    @demid4866

    Ай бұрын

    @@bibblyboing Spamton EX shound be weak like Mettaton NEO

  • @bibblyboing

    @bibblyboing

    Ай бұрын

    @@demid4866 LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

  • @zippersnstitches9009
    @zippersnstitches90099 ай бұрын

    KRIS YOU [4 For 9 Specil] LOOK AT ME. I’VE GOT THE [BIG S]TAGE!!

  • @maykonbrasileiro761
    @maykonbrasileiro7618 ай бұрын

    [ridle me this] Kris What is so great that i would have an [ heartatack ] if i lost them? These [#@*$]ing [ARMS] but dont [ breath ] yet Kris you too can have these delicious [@#$*] for the low, low price of your [ heartshapedobject]