"We're not afraid of big, old bugs!" "Army guys like gentle hugs!"

Rest in peace, Bert I. Gordon, who passed away at 100 years old yesterday.

_Quickly_!! Get a really big applesauce jar with holes in the lid!!

"The sergeant was a grasshopper undercover!" That line cracks me up everytime!

@mlpfanboy1701

5 жыл бұрын

Now im just imagining a giant grasshopper that speaks English wearing an army uniform giving instructions to human men.

“I’d like you to do me a favor.” Crow: “Does it involve taking my pants off?” Mike: “Crow!” 😂😂😂😂😂

“Could I get some Dramamine for these opening credits?!”

"Frank, that's filthy. I should wash your hands out with soap!"

"Do not covet thy neighbour's manservant!" cracks me up each time for some reason. Also the "Mads at home" host segment is hilarious. "Oh my god, 'Vicki' is on!"

"You're dead, Graves! I've got friends! THIS IS A DEAD MAN I'M LOOKIN' AT!!!" "Have you ever associated with crickets? Have you ever taken part in a plague?? (No!) HAVE YOU EVER EATEN CROPS IN EXCESS OF ONE MILLION DOLLARS??? (AUGH)"

"All Souza, all the time!" lmao!!!!!!

"This was no boating accident!"

"Yeah, watch this! HEY FRAAAAAANNNK!!"

"Those are some of my favorite mountains in Illinois" hahaha sorry Bert I. no one in the Midwest is fooled.

‘This was no boating accident!” For some reason that is one of my favorite riffs.

The way Peggy Castle is holding the steering wheel in her car, she'd be driving in circles. Great comments!

Crow: They got Jiminy! GET HIM!! Servo: When you wish upon a star...!! Eheheehehehe. Mike: Y'know, sometimes you can't hear the pincer with your name on it!

That bit with the army freaking out over the radio gets me every time!

"These days they blame the atom for everything, bad health, bad crops, bad weather" Bad lieutenant

@D2Kprime

4 жыл бұрын

Bad acting, bad special FX, bad plot, and it goes from there.

@CartridgeMaster

4 жыл бұрын

D2K Prime the Harvey Keitel version?

7:21..He's signing..AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The "Peter Graves goes to college" segment was the best part of the episode - but a lot of riffs were pretty fun too. Still love Peter Graves going to college at the University of Minnesota as written by Crow though. :p

“Okay! Okay! You can have your raise!” Has me roaring with laughter every time! 😂

I swear, MST3K was a masterpiece of entertainment!! 😂🤣

"Wait, this isn't a stick shif_AUUUUGH!"

Ah! The rugged hill country of east-central Illinois!

Thumbs up if you felt sorry for Crow when he was throwing up.

@luisreyes1963

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't think robots could puke. 🤮

"You're dead Graves. This is a Dead man I'm looking at. I got friends."

"QUICKLY!! GET A REAL BIG APPLESAUCE JAR WITH HOLES POKED IN THE LID!!!!"

"Well maybe he's innocent. Maybe they have the wrong hopper."

They got Jiminy GET EM!!!!

"Uh, Ms. Mansfield?" Such a fucked up and funny joke. "I'll tank the long way out of here. Bert I. Gordon film after all..." "If you could see my hands right now, you'd be horrified." Really one of the best MST3K episodes. The guys were really rolling on this one.

One that wasn't included that makes me chuckle: "HEY, DIANE ARBUS! WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A PICTURE! YOU'VE GOT A CAMERA!!!"

"They got Jiminy! Get him!" Admittedly, regardless of how hokey some of the effects may be, (Postcard building, anyone?) the footage of the locusts up close is actually kinda creepy, especially for those with a fear of bugs. Still doesn't prevent the riffing from being funny as hell, though.

"Your Hoverbuick will get you there in style. Hoverbuick."

"THEY GOT JIMINY!! GET EM!!!!"

Not gonna lie: as hokey as this whole movie is, some of the rear-projection effects are actually pretty good for their time. Not great by any stretch, but pretty good.

@MegaCrocosaurus92

7 жыл бұрын

I know! And the movie is at least action packed. Anything worse than a hammy monster movie is a slow and unproductive monster movie.

@jimmyjim170

6 жыл бұрын

From decent rear-projection effects to grasshoppers on postcards.

@madamx7422

5 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyjim170 Peter Graves movies run the gamut

@daughterofolaf

5 жыл бұрын

It’s not the worst movie ever or anything. Still fun. :)

@Eisenwulf666

3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree, pretty decent monster flick all in all.

All Sousa, all the time!

"Honey, do you think you could keep down some 7-Up and soda crackers?" "...uh, no...." "Some lukewarm pork?" "Bloouurgh!" Credit sickness. It can strike anyone, at any time!

Looks like this is where Ichabod Crane takes his dates. Ooh! And you know it be sexy until you think it might be MY PARENTS! OH MY GOD!

13:37 - "When Brian Eno ruled Chicago..."

@stoneyboyd

Ай бұрын

Clever

*gunshot* Tom: “Duaghh!” Mike: “Sorry about that! Sorry!” 😎

Oh, and this movie came out the year that I was born: 1957. For Peter Graves it was nine years before Mission Impossible. For Fred Ziffel, it was eight years before Green Acres.

@luisreyes1963

5 жыл бұрын

Hank Patterson was the farmer in this film.

"Bert I. Gordon pain parade"! LMFAO

God, I have just discovered your channel and I have to say I love your plot synopsis a such as the video. Well done, sir!!

@auritone

9 жыл бұрын

Palm Tree Thank you for the kind words.

Ha-hee-ho-ha! Love it! This is SO not Illinois. You got that right. -But my favorite is that crazy little locust that says "Hi! I'm gonna sneak in here to say I hope you're enjoying the show!" -BTW, those locusts sound just a bit like the ants in Them. :P

I love the guy patrolling the hallway at 11:30. He has actually understood the true meaning of "Don't ask!"

"Do not dress like grain!" Cracks me up every time.

All right, I'm gonna polygraph my tie.

i don't know how but they've arranged air cover from the mexican army!

Somebody should have gotten poor Crow a bucket.

@janetremsing6988

2 жыл бұрын

👍😂We were all too busy filling our own!! 😂

"Other than... wanting my son-in-law to diaper me, nope."

"Mike, I think I need a bucket!!"

It's going to be hard for them, all they really shared were the grasshoppers.

“Hi. I’m gonna sneak in here to say hope you’re enjoying the show!”

Awwww, no "One weekend a month, my ass!"?

Hey, watch this. HEY FRAAAAAAAAAANK!

Screenplay by Fred Freiburger? Yeah, hard to believe that was the same guy who screwed over Star Trek and Space: 1999.

10:26 "They got Jiminy! GET 'EM!!!" xD

He's signing "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Well, I've just come to see what you've done with all the grant money-OH MY GOD!

@rodeocyclone

6 жыл бұрын

Dr. Forrester So much potential for evil POWer, Lord Forrester, but you squandered it on this silly movie operation.

How about that? Fred Ziffel without his beard!

@luisreyes1963

6 жыл бұрын

nanlisa He was also in Earth vs. The Spider

"Calling fighter planes!"

Peter Graves.....hmm... long before, "Good morning Mr. Phelps..your mission, if you choose to accept it......"

"It's got these women scared stiff!" 🤣

This is so not Illinois!!!

"uh... Miss Mansfield??" 😂 2:03-2:04

LOL I love the radio chatter at 10:40!

Here's a bit of trivia that I stumbled upon. I think the doomed soldier on the roof at 13:27 was played by Bryan Cranston's father Joe.

@auritone

2 жыл бұрын

I think you’re right. He is uncredited, but according to IMBD he was in it as ‘soldier’.

47 year old Army Captains back in the day. Took until age 80 to make Brigadier.

8:18 - "Tom" is literally gesturing with that gun *while holding his finger on the trigger*.

Ok, OK. you can have your raise.

No "The cubs don't win the pennant! The cubs don't win the pennant!"

@teedup8995

7 жыл бұрын

Not Patrick. Yay Cubers! Cubers. Woo Hoo! 😄

Love it!! I need to watch the whole thing now.

Definitely one of their better episodes :)

“And they fly”

Lmao!!! Great riff 💯🔥😂😂

The title of this video is misleading! It says, "Favorite Moments," which implies there are unfavorite moments. The entire series, from Joel through Mike, Tv's Frank and Dr. Forrester through Pearl, Dr. Bobo and Brain Guy were every minute a joy, delight and a rare treat, something that Rifftrax sadly lacks (it reminds me of a group of high school jocks trying to recapture their glory days😢) The only misstep in the beginning of MST3000k was the original sidekick for Dr. Forrester; he was channeling the 3 Stooges, without the charm and wit. Thank god for Tv's Frank!

what? No "I love the smell of DDT in the morning" line?

WHEN YOU WISH APON A STAR!

Something happened off screen here.

@luisreyes1963

3 жыл бұрын

2:04 "Uh, Miss Mansfield?" Dark reference to how Jayne Mansfield died. 😲

Say goodbye to my 10,000 kiiiidddsss... 🤣

@ 7:21 So that's how you sign, "AHHHHHH!!!", in sign language, isn't it?

@auritone

Жыл бұрын

Apparently :)

What does crow say at 4:39, hide men?

Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir? Or another bug hunt?

@emmanuelwilliams2323

8 жыл бұрын

Love that Aliens quote

@MegaCrocosaurus92

8 жыл бұрын

+Josh Porter How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?

@joshporter5205

8 жыл бұрын

+XenoKaiju You stow that shit, Hudson!

@emmanuelwilliams2323

8 жыл бұрын

Josh Porter I think Apone said "You secure that shit, Hudson!"

@christopherevans5985

5 жыл бұрын

It's a bug hunt man! A bug hunt!

Defending countries. Blah, rhubarb!

What about "But I've got a mantis in my pantis!"?

Best part , 3:51 too busy for THESE?

POV: You came here after seeing Jurassic World Dominion.

at 7:37 is that Clint Walker?

@auritone

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think so.

did they grind the bodies for dog food or ??? what does one do with 300million tonnes of Rotted Cricket? uh Locust. it was right about then that McDonald's was being born. cheap meat from the Chicago Cattle Yards...

@luisreyes1963

2 жыл бұрын

Some people read into these MST3K movies a tad too much...🤪

HYMEN