1.51.34 "END. END!!!" is probably my favorite MST3K joke

@Jasonificatiation

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@AdamWestish

2 жыл бұрын

1:51:34

@crowt.robot.6199

2 жыл бұрын

i watch this episode all the time just for that joke, i laugh every fucking time hahahahhaha

This is one of the few MSTs I actually regularly forget exists. Just SO painful.

@Laceykat66

3 жыл бұрын

I TRY to forget, but I can't. I really, really can't. I actually sent this tape BACK to Rhino when they had their MST3K club.

@JamaicanCastle

Жыл бұрын

@@Laceykat66 Did you rewind it first?

@zoecosta4897

10 ай бұрын

I couldn't sit through that painfully god-awful movie either, but the short cheating, and all of the host segments really make up for it. @@Laceykat66

Came for the wacky antics of an underwhelming Batwoman as riffed on by the inhabitants of the Satellite of Love. Stayed for the glorious 90s commercials.

@mjjoe76

Ай бұрын

There’s something satisfying about seeing a commercial for a movie starring Raul Julia.

"I don't think anyone who cheats should hold elected office,"..."unless it's for president."

@joelbohnenkamp4987

2 жыл бұрын

School is stressful. This short is a bit extreme but IRL a student should be allowed to bounce ideas/confer with a contemporary. What IS this Stalin-esque educational model?

@mjjoe76

Ай бұрын

@@joelbohnenkamp4987 I heard about a prof at some university that allows students to use whatever resources they want and to work together to answer exam questions because that’s what happens in real life. The questions are complicated and require applying knowledge. Again, because that’s like real life.

we have officially broken the Mike barrier

That's 40 lbs. of butt in 30-lb. butt capacity pants. WOW

1:52:31 “ENNNND!!! *_ENNNNNNND!!!”_*

How I missed the Barney commercials...I've seen this episode about six times, but I never remember a damn thing about it. It's like some MST3K Mandela effect, or my subconscious trying to protect itself...

1:52:31 Eeend!! EEEEND!!!

She's wearing a gownless evening strap!

Man back when you had to call your cable company to get them to unscramble the movie channels. What a time!

They are coming down from the soup had me choking 🤣

1:23:12 lmao the guy on the far right is flipping off the camera 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The man in the lab coat looks like Clayton Forester.

Couldn't they have given them free coffee? Isn't that more believable than handing out random soup?

@mjjoe76

Ай бұрын

One of many, _many_ stupid things about this movie.

(10:36) The problem: X²-9x+20=0 Step 1. Find x. 1a: If x = 5, then... x²= 25 Step 2. 25 - 9x + 20 = 0 2a. 9(5) = 45 2b. 25 - 45 = -20 Step 3. -20 + 20 = 0 If I've done my math right, x = 5.

@tarlcabot2519

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks to you, Mary's head will be left safely on its doily.

@svenylford4047

3 жыл бұрын

But how do i find x

@RozarSmacco

3 жыл бұрын

Need to factor or use the quadratic formula. Of course What numbers multiply together to get 20 SIMULTANEOUSLY What numbers add to get 9 X^2-9x+20=(X-4)(X-5) So x = 4 or 5 Check: Try 4: 4^2-9*4+20= =16-36+20=0 check Solutions are x=4,5 SOLUTION USING Quadratic formula: (-b+-sqrt(b^2-4ac))/2a (9+sqrt(81-80))/2=5 Or (9-sqrt(81-80))/2=4

@lookbovine

3 жыл бұрын

@@RozarSmacco God, I miss feeling smart in calculus, before feeling adequate in calc 2 and lost in analysis (-I think it was analysis-I transferred out after a week and a half).

@nrqed

2 жыл бұрын

You missed the other solution, x=4 :-)

Jiminy Christmas. Barney VHS tapes cost $30? That's 1993 dollars, too. Though I guess my parents probably bought mine a little bit later on in flea markets and crap

Is it just me or was that worse than Manos and Hobgoblins COMBINED?!?

@MrJRYLANDER

3 жыл бұрын

Mantos puts me to sleep 10 to 15 minutes it is the best sleeping pill ever

@maxsonthonax1020

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, a correct statement.

@faithfulgrl

2 жыл бұрын

Got something against the dirty dog? 🤭

@faithfulgrl

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrJRYLANDER I can't go to sleep until Gypsy the cop pulls the boys over. Those "Yankee trouble makers."

@MrJRYLANDER

2 жыл бұрын

@CVN i get to abt the part of movie where wife is smoothly hit on by the caretaker… cant remember his name right now…

Wow the commercial with OJs mom didn’t age well

@lookbovine

3 жыл бұрын

Did his mom do something?!?

@logann7942

Жыл бұрын

She birthed a murderer

@RandomEntry13013

Жыл бұрын

"You have a collect call from..." 😅

@JamaicanCastle

Жыл бұрын

What gets me about these commercials (aside from OJ) is they have these rich celebrities charging their mothers for phone calls. OJ, you've got a gigantic house in LA (...for now...), you can afford to pay for your own long-distance!

@insertclevername4123

6 ай бұрын

@@JamaicanCastle Truly the most insensitive thing he ever did.

Which begs the question of free will, what about free will?

@AdamWestish

Жыл бұрын

@Chloe Gentry all I can say to you is, "Richard Basehart."

@AdamWestish

Жыл бұрын

@Chloe Gentry I'm not sure when her _last_ mention of him is, but I am sure it was after this episode, I think there's a website where you can check almost all of the riffs, but I can't remember right now what the address is.

@TanziaMacRuaraidh

5 ай бұрын

@@AdamWestish I actually like Gypsy's question there. She's got a good point. Also, in her words, 'Cheating is Bad, Richard Basehart is good." Is this the last episode where we hear of Gypsy's love for him? I am sure it was after this episode,

I enjoy this episode! I'm a fan of when the movies they watch try their hand at comedy. Typically doesn't go well but...

@zoecosta4897

10 ай бұрын

You sat through this torturously bad movie? I did love this episode, that movie was unwatchable, but the short and all the host segments make up for it. Those are hilarious instead.

go go dancers who fight crime...a wacky scientist with a wackier sidekick... a seance interrupted by a chinese ghost.. a vague villain who wears a hood. happy pills that make you dance...selzer of the patent office....an atomic hearing aid...huh?

@LibbyStein-Torres

9 күн бұрын

The plot makes no sense!

That crawl at about 6:00 wow...

@syferdet

2 жыл бұрын

And then CC has trouble with getting the bug to appear. How apt.

@RandomEntry13013

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I just caught that. Yeesh.

Ratfink: I have one of your girls, do what I say and she will be released in the morning Batman: I don't know who you are but you've made a big mistake, I have a particular set of skills, skills I've aquaried over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. Release the girl and that will be the end of this, but if you don't I will look for you, I will find you and I will destroy you Ratfink: Okay um sorry Ratfink and henchmen: That was so scary that was so scary Ratfink: We have to let her go Henchman: We don't have her we can't let her go, he's gonna go all Liam Neeson and he's gonna vaporize us

I’m almost confident the only reason this movie got finished was because the cast and crew got _shitfaced_ on tequila.

Did Heathcliff later become... ...Torgo? 😨

@mjjoe76

Ай бұрын

Maybe. On the other hand, I can confirm the guy getting drunk at 1:21:08 later became Dr. Vance in _Giant Spider Invasion._

"It's like we're smart but we're not!"

Thanks Carl!!

The woman who played Batwoman had a long career doing non-acting work, such as continuity checking. Respectable work that hopefully balanced out the shame of being in this movie.

18:53 I can watch this Trinity Prep ad on a loop and never get bored Is this only Broadcast Edition MST3K episode that has this commercial? I’d love to watch it without the awful KZread ads

The wild...when does it start?

@mjjoe76

Ай бұрын

We’re still waiting.

Nope, sorry, saw it once and NEVER again. Thank you for YOUR efforts and please keep them up, but NOT this one. Not Me.

@RozarSmacco

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, I must concur. this one despite the best efforts of the Best Brains is absolutely un-watchable in any form

@lookbovine

3 жыл бұрын

It’s still better than Hamlet!!!

@DoveAlexa

Жыл бұрын

Totally valid. I'm literally doing 3 other things at the same time and using the movie as white noise!

@TanziaMacRuaraidh

5 ай бұрын

You can watch JUST the segments if you like. My Mom admitted that even though she found the host segments of this episode to be so hilarious, she found the movie to be sheer torture.

This one hurt. Not even the SOL crew could rescue this migraine of a film. Those commercials tho... 🙂

It's a ton of weird. (I'm enjoying it.)

1 800 Collect ad by...OJ Simpson's mother lmao

@DynamicUnreality

3 жыл бұрын

The killing was only like half a year after this episode aired, too.

@steveharvey2102

2 жыл бұрын

Wait! Did O.J.'s Mom kill someone? Maybe it runs in the family ;)

Love the 90s commercials

Watching this movie without Mike, Crow, and Tom Servo brutally riffing it (and rightfully so) should be classified as a crime. The short and host segments are hilarious though. And althrough Gypsy shouting *"FRY HIM!!!! FRY HIM!!!"* _IS_ hilarious, I had to cover my ears because of how overly jarring she sounds right there.

Did you see the "stop the hate" commercial, featuring neo Nazis and the KKK? Nothing has changed in 30 years...The producer wanted to make a sex exploitation movie but failed utterly.

1:52:31

This is indeed a particularly tedious film. Would pass John Waters' test, for sure. Why, for instance, is this Batwoman spending so much time on the phone? Peculiar.

yus sir

I want a Jack Skellington watch! Is it too late? 🤔

@daffers2345

3 жыл бұрын

There's this place called Ebay ... ;)

Thank you so much for posting these broadcast edition episodes. I like the commercials from this time frame so much more than the woke ones I'm forced to suffer through these days. AND, the women in, say 1992, were much hotter than the gals today. Big hair! Just saying!

@mjjoe76

Ай бұрын

People who use “woke” as a criticism are addicted to anger and fear. They also can’t define the word without making themselves seem like awful people.

Go, waddle man

1:41:32 KILL ME. PLEASE.

O.J. Simpson's mom doing a commercial..... Interesting..

46:15

@lookbovine

3 жыл бұрын

1:31:05 ‘Pretzels are makin’ me thirsty!’

@lookbovine

3 жыл бұрын

1:44:03

2:29 18:21 30:57 42:55 53:42 1:07:35 1:17:28 1:30:19 1:41:32

143:20 "I'd get a sex change operation" "and I want pancakes!" - back when gender identity and eating pancakes were equivalent life choices

Did that guy say, testes, testes, 123?

going into this episode blind. better be bruce wayne's cool lesbian cousin or I riot

@tarlcabot2519

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhh dear. Just...don't downvote the video when you find out the horrible truth of the movie, haha...

@jaynenunya6070

2 жыл бұрын

@@tarlcabot2519 lol i won't. i love terrible movies...know to expect that, at least. I'll just giggle at the awfulness while ranting to my friends about how kate kane is criminally underappreciated...:P

@faithfulgrl

2 жыл бұрын

Bat Woman!✊ Bat Woman!✊ Bat Woman!✊

@RandomEntry13013

Жыл бұрын

If it wasn't before, it is now! 😂

Good morning college Republicans

I totally forgot about Rosie O'Donnel's cameo at 1:13:06!

Ugh, I think Jerry Warren is one of the worst movie directors ever, tied with Coleman Francis because of this movie's *absolute garbage.* It's like a director gave a high school student the camera and told them to make a movie, and they, with no skills in directing, creating a plot, acting, and special effects, made _THIS._ Of course, this episode's short film and host segments easily make up for it, they're hilarious, and express each of SOL Crew's personalities clearly.

But cheats make perfect politicians! 🤔

20:53 WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. THESE WERE CHILDREN.