Livin La Vida Geezer

@zz-ps5vw

Жыл бұрын

SODAAAAAAA

@yujiruffhanma3095

11 ай бұрын

I don't know what you're doing, but your thumbnails are hysterical. I know they're just stock images with Matt and Shane's faces, but they're the perfect level of just enough effort to be funny

@SynthiaVan

2 ай бұрын

Thank god for the TRANSLATE TO ENGLISH button 🇺🇲

Phil Gillis is the ultimate side character to their podcast.

@travisbickle1951

Жыл бұрын

You kidding? He's the real deal, why else keep bringing him up? Notice we still don't know Matt's dad's name? That's cuz Phil is the fucking GOAT!

@Mike.The.Jeweler

Жыл бұрын

​@@travisbickle1951 oof imagine simping for the same dude every white guy has as a dad lmao

@billbill9392

Жыл бұрын

@@travisbickle1951 My father is also a Geezer, just replace the elks with the legion, and its practically the same guy they came out of the cookie cutter generation

@anthonypasquarelli6420

Жыл бұрын

What the hell shane

@TrevorTrove

Жыл бұрын

What the hell, had a couple of drinks

"Do you ever read the Tibetan book of the dead?" No, Matt no one reads the Tibetan book of the dead lol

@orgiorgison3775

Жыл бұрын

I read it in college but I think me and Matt are just on a shamanic wavelength.

@agathacathartese7041

Жыл бұрын

432 Hz?

@bencousins7311

Жыл бұрын

The most Mattest thing has ever said

@tanyatomasch4235

Жыл бұрын

I have! Matt knows his demographic

@pubbiehive

Жыл бұрын

look at this fool not following the way of the shaman

It made me feel good when Matt said “if your not making your mom pray and worry every night… your not on the quest for the grail, hate to break it to yah” I’m def on the quest hahaha

@voidofhope6259

9 ай бұрын

Embrace it

@StonewallStacks

7 ай бұрын

True shaman

@AstroJenkins

6 күн бұрын

Christ, I’ll never have kids, I’ll be a wreck every night.

Shane just saying "Shane" as his dad is the funniest shit possible

@joeschraer7916

9 ай бұрын

And mom too, “Shaaaannnneee”

@iCookCrystalMeth

6 ай бұрын

auh what the hyell shane come aun knawck it ouff

@notapplicable328

5 ай бұрын

@@joeschraer7916like a cat in heat shaaaaane

@theSuperviLLain_est

27 күн бұрын

Yeah, sure Shane that’s it. Asshole - Phil

The idea of punching an old person and werthers flying out of them like sonic rings is fucking hilarious lol

@deezlesteezle

6 ай бұрын

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

Developing a crippling Percocet addiction in your 80s is kinda based

@TheReaper42069

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@tylerb1483

10 ай бұрын

Seems kinda normal tbh. Can’t wait for what they have if I make it to my 80’s

@LabiaLicker

10 ай бұрын

thats the time to get into some shit

@BallBatteryReligion

10 ай бұрын

And who sends someone to rehab in their 80s? If you make it that long you've earned the right just ride it out.

@iCookCrystalMeth

6 ай бұрын

@@BallBatteryReligionsomeone who feels bad enough to not let them fade away like that but not bad enough to not put them in rehab so they don’t have to put in as much work

The term geezer as a slur is funny as shit, once again a slam dunk for the culture from the dawgz

@humphreybumblecuck5151

4 ай бұрын

It’s been an epithet for a long time man Not this one.

@fullchicken4492

2 ай бұрын

“Dawgz” lmao

Cumtown listener here who’s slowly creeping his dick into MSSP and I gotta say Matt’s ability to take an anecdote somewhere and Shane going with it no questions asked is incredible. Matt: talking about his family dying out without having kids *segues into his auntie being so frail he could Muay Thai kick her easily: Shane: *nonchalant* “you’d kill her.”

Wow what a great clip I clicked it and said wow what a great clip

@stupickles2463

Жыл бұрын

You go beep boop bop and there’s pussy

My mom’s 80, we watched Shane’s Austin special together last week. She loved it. RIP Mommy, miss you

@anonnona6940

10 ай бұрын

That's awesome dude. Except the dying part.

@williampacult9431

8 ай бұрын

First you said your mom’s 80, then you said she’s dead. Seems sus dude

@boxingguru4221

6 ай бұрын

Is she 80 or dead? 😂

" ya...sure Shane. Ok.."

I 75% believe a full blown HAYMAKER uppercut by Tyson would partially decapitate a geez.

@moondough6010

Жыл бұрын

FATALITY

@ianross8083

Жыл бұрын

Only 75% dude? At LEAST 80%

@rodleypumpkins4174

Жыл бұрын

In his prime FOR SURE. He was fuckin scary in his prime. He still is.

@grimace4257

Жыл бұрын

At least meld his upper and lower jaw for a cool 95% 🤷‍♂️

@cereal_thinker

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure the nazis did some experiments like that on some geezef up tight wads.

“Imagine bullying old people to death in a nursing home” was not a phrase I expected to hear today

I'm a lad from Texas who loves the podcast my nephew experience a fat attack recently, thanks for all the laughs guys

@maxperez6760

Жыл бұрын

A huevo compa

@grantmorgan7474

Жыл бұрын

El lemairo

@andresroche9416

3 ай бұрын

As a previously extremely fat teen, hearing my childhood panics defined as fat attacks is one of the funniest concepts for me 😅. Gotta love the dawgs

Whenever Shane does impressions of his dad it's the funniest thing ever.

@deezlesteezle

6 ай бұрын

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!

Came to MSSP for the Gill Dawg… Stayed for the Shaman. Thx bros.

WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED THANK YOU DADDY PEEPOP

I love that Shane’s got a chill relationship with his pops.

I've listened to a couple hundred individual casts straight through and this may be my favorite compilation I've heard

peepop, you’ve been here for my highest highs and rn im at a low. bless you bro, i truly hope i’ll always at least have my peepop. my forever bae left nye and i’m still tore up about it but i’m glad my dawgz are here

@NotoriousPeepop

Жыл бұрын

That sucks man, but the dawgz are here for you brother

@dallassunderland

Жыл бұрын

@@NotoriousPeepop just the big dawg in the sky edging me to the max hopefully to handle the joys that’ll soon come to me bro. you’re the realest, thanks brother

@NotoriousPeepop

Жыл бұрын

Im really sorry about your girl. All I can say is time is the best healer, and im positive youll soon find yourself in the highest highs once again

@dallassunderland

Жыл бұрын

@@NotoriousPeepop i always knew there was something damn sweet about you bro, thank you, for real. it means a lot to hear that.

@dallassunderland

Жыл бұрын

And yesterday was my birthday so really, thank you bro. I was super down. Don’t have any dawgz irl, I’m young lone wolf mode so it really means a lot to just hear like, it’ll be alright. If any dawgz play Xbox or MW2 hmu dude

Gonna be all of us one day stay blessed dawgs

@mexicanrice

Жыл бұрын

From your lips to gods ears ! 🙏

@stupickles2463

Жыл бұрын

Wise words from a young bull

@MilesWilliams88

Жыл бұрын

Didn't expect to see Mei Ling here.

@travis1043

Жыл бұрын

IF we're lucky enough to make it that far 😉👌

@lindboknifeandtool

10 ай бұрын

Not if I have anything to do with it!

This is like when you come to a 4 way stop and two of you stop at the same time and then start to go at the same time and panic ensues lol

@CakesTv1337

Жыл бұрын

I don't panic, I give them a second and if they don't take it, I show dominance and make them ruin their brakes.

@lsptnjpm

Жыл бұрын

Isn't there a complete and specific set of rules for what to do at four way stops? I can think of no reason to panic. Unless of course one of the cars is driven by a women.

@FumblsTheSniper

Жыл бұрын

I always let them go first and just give them a dead stare to the eyes the entire time.

@deezlesteezle

6 ай бұрын

Vehicle to the right has right-of-way.

@iCookCrystalMeth

6 ай бұрын

@@deezlesteezlepreach brotha

After listening to these hot cast clips, I’ve added multiple words including geezer into my vocabulary. Catch myself calling geezers geezers in my head when we cross paths at my retail job

@bencousins7311

Жыл бұрын

i work retail and i caught my boss calling people geezers and i asked him if he listened to the pod and indeed he did

@bickyboo7789

Жыл бұрын

​@@bencousins7311righteous

@lindboknifeandtool

10 ай бұрын

It’s the perfect word for old decrepit men

@kennyt.4218

10 ай бұрын

DRENCHED!!!! 🙌

@humphreybumblecuck5151

4 ай бұрын

Is it a german thing? My family has been mocking each other about being geezers ruthlessly for as long as I remember. It’s been pretty funny

“You ever read the Tibetan book of the dead?” Was Matt expecting to hear a yes 😂

13:22 I’ve never heard Shane laugh like that. Matt gets Shane like no one else

just vibing to this and it just instantly switched to a theoretical homosexual relation ship and i lost it

@lomuus

Жыл бұрын

Matt calling himself an "edge-daddy" is one of the most funniest word combinations I heard in my life

@HIGH_noon

Жыл бұрын

they get into topic like that pretty regularly if you listen to all their episodes religiously🤣

The white prism of sniz is an underrated joke

@HIGH_noon

Жыл бұрын

i know its corny when ppl write i was literally reading when some comment was said... but this shit somehow happened LOL... i was commenting on another dudes comment hit reply and scrolled, BOOM matt says this shit right as i read it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Matt "Just reach down there neck and rip out there spine" Shane "i might do that to my grandma

Watching your parents get old really sucks. Second hardest thing to watch in life.

@chunkygaming8464

9 ай бұрын

What's the first?

@williampacult9431

8 ай бұрын

@@chunkygaming8464probably Affleck’s Daredevil

“You ever read the Tibetan book of the dead?” Of course Matt we’ve all read it, sheesh!

I’m a bit of a geez every now and then myself

It is sad that old people all have an internalized sense that it is bad to be old, so they’re all very embarrassed and mad to be deteriorating. Plus, people don’t perceive their own deficiencies so it’s not until they’re being told by someone that they’re inept that they even are aware of how much ability they’ve lost.

@dixonhill1108

Жыл бұрын

The hardest part is that you have friends/peers of the exact same age and they're fine. Really sucks when you look/act 10-15 years older than your big brother etc. Especially true around age 80, you have people doing long distant biking etc, and their sister needs diapers and a walker to get around. Aging isn't like growing/maturing. It isn't a predictable downward slope, it's super random. It's like falling off a cliff at random and then you're just stuck there waiting for the next drop, it can be next year or 15 years later you never know.

@iCookCrystalMeth

6 ай бұрын

@@dixonhill1108Everyone ages differently. Which fucking sucks. I mean, most of us could definitely slow our deterioration, but at the end of the day some people are just more blessed than others

Phil Gillis looks like Bruce Willis if he had a touch of downs

@pizzaboisupreme

10 ай бұрын

Touchdowns*

@iCookCrystalMeth

6 ай бұрын

@@pizzaboisupremehoo ah 🗣️🗣️

@ryanedwards5888

29 күн бұрын

@@pizzaboisupremegreat mark normand joke buddy hahahaha

Bless you Peepop, every time you upload one of these it makes my day brother!

"they're very pernergamous."

Earned Diabetes.

Had an old lady drive through my church's stained glass window thinking she was in reverse backing out of her handicap spot

@jarnold1789

Жыл бұрын

😂

@stupickles2463

Жыл бұрын

Same dawg, saw a geezer think she was in reverse, hop a parking median with both axels, and plowed into the ice cooler outside the grocery store I worked in during hike school. Was funny as fuck (once we saw she was ok physically) but also real sad seeing how embarrassed and helpless she was. Geezer definitely needed to be somewhere with more help but you never know if their familial and/or financial circumstances make that impossible

@HIGH_noon

Жыл бұрын

@@stupickles2463 we knew my grandma was done driving when she got panic stuck in the median used to cross into her neighborhood, it was a highway with 2 lanes one way and 2 the other way, you turn in wait for traffic then go, im sure shes done that shit 1000x before but for some reason just geezer'd out and panicked... some guy had to knock on her window and she was shaking like she didnt know where she was or what to do.

I imagine being old is like when you haven’t slept for days on end and your just spacey, exhausted, agitated and out of it

Just got your clip suggested. Now can't stop lol. A couple months in MSSP so I have a lot of stuff to cover and this is gold!

The convo about the fckin was absolute gold 💀

It’s so funny to imagine these two as geeze’s just laughing about how if they fall their bodies will just literally disintegrate.

Thank you once again PeePop you the realest dawg of all dawgs

power bottom & docile top.....maaaaaan I'm crying laughinh

thanks for the uploads man, really trims the fat off these podcasts

Who ever comes up with these thumb nails is an artist in the soul

Matt: Have you ever read the Tibetan Book of the Dead? Shane: ...No

Am I the only one who religiously listens to these short clips ?

@enthusiasticpaunch

8 ай бұрын

No shot. There's like tens of us.

@iCookCrystalMeth

6 ай бұрын

@@enthusiasticpaunchat most 300, at least 60

@YMS12121

2 ай бұрын

Everyday

@mitchellwassam7618

2 ай бұрын

Been listening for like 3 straight days

Peepop with the heat drop, thank you for making today turnt

Yeah I remember the first time I noticed my dad was elderly. His arms were noticeably small after I hadn’t seen him in a bit. Sad

Summer of '21 my dad died of covid, such a bitch. Anyways, stories of Phil warm my heart. Keep em coming!

@HIGH_noon

Жыл бұрын

you gonna sue the gubment?

@nateb4543

Жыл бұрын

@HIGH_noon it'd be nice but nah. The healthcare system was pretty disappointing throughout. I'll just harbor this anger for the rest of my life instead, ya know, guy stuff

@HIGH_noon

Жыл бұрын

@@nateb4543 yeah i hear feel ya on that... and yeah our health system is straight garbahhhge. 🤮🤮🤮 i remember i got into accident and broke my jaw like 6 years ago and my mom calls insurance like yeahhhh its cool your covered cuz i needed surgery asap, she gets okay they run thru everything works out heal up leave 2-3 weeks later... i or she calls i forget but they want some documents like police report before they will sign off on bills and payment, now i got hospital, individual surgeorn side bill, and dentist bills... they were supposed to be like 80-90% covered i just owed like 2500 to dentist and some stuff i requested being at hospital but yeah they kept fucking around the insurance, now we need this... no thats wrong one we need your full dentist history WHATTT i gave you a police report, yeah we know but we need the full dentist report or we wont payout, this went on for like 3 months and now i got collections notice and hospital calling i tell them and insurance to talk they never call hospital now they wont speak with me... i had to get lawyer to take them to court and we pull some slick shit that just absolved me of anything and made the collections stop for like couple years and at that point i only had like 1-2 years left on the statue of limitation for when it just clears out and they cant do shit but by the end they wanted a FULL medical history report ordered from this service in Atlanta, any dentists i remember going to to call the insurance, the surgeon finally called on my behalf like why are you needing all this shit... ohhhh well our team has determined that the accident doesnt match the injury and this must be a "pre existing condition"... BRUHHHHHH WTF?! i got into an accident police signed off on me getting taken to hospital in report they wrote what happened the surgeron literally talked with me within an hour and my face was all swole up bloody coming out my tooth and shit and these fuckin OMG they pissed me off😤😤😤

@samchoate1719

Жыл бұрын

Earnestly really sorry to hear that man

@Garrettm31

11 ай бұрын

❤ hope you have a good day today broski

So this is where the punch assassination on Biden bit game from 😂

i agree with the retirement not being great. my wife started travel nursing so ive had to be home a lot more and im ready to get back out in the world so i dont feel like im wasting away

@sjisjsissk

Жыл бұрын

hike n fish brother

@dirtlegchaser2424

Жыл бұрын

@1TracyHunt yea im getting there just still trying to get over the guilty feeling while i do. rough problems haha

“I’d be such a fuckin edge daddy” 😭

Started on the railway at 19 only have to work 36 years then freedom 55…almost 10 years in and 55 is looking less and less likely

I remember being white knuckled When my gpa drove. Scariest shit of my life

My dad would beat my ass if I called him Dan.

Thanks for the joint Peepop🤌🤌🤌

3:11 Matt, weighing the odds, did you suspect you would ever get a yes to that question?

Billy is Mac from Always Sunny.

@noahsmith9025

Жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT

your dad looks like an astronaut

Never clicked so fast

@ironcladmeatrag

Жыл бұрын

Makes two of us

Lord bless this peepop perfection

Holy fuck! you guys and the random hilarious conversations you get into. Who wouldve thought the original conversation wouldve evolved into bullying the elderly home and ol dead Mcuskers not being racist anymore after going after the milk man? 🤣

Just got back from killington. Hunting for Shane

Thank you so much for posting these

Straight up upstate ny shit. Love it

The part about how easy it'd be to do fatalities is so fucking funny

1:41 that's tiggggght 😂

22:29 damn who else can relate to this? Too real 😂

Gettin geezed up

I love it when they call me PeePoppa 🤘🏼

I disappoint my mom on the daily😂😂 I'm on a tremendous journey haha😝😻

Thanks to Notorious Peepants cool comp frick yeeeah!

TYPP (thank you peepop)

Matt and Shane talking about fucking is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

Questing for the grail

My dad started flipping out once in the parking lot when he couldn’t decide between like 5 different parking spots. He just started jerking the wheel

Thank you peepop

@jsbuilds434

Жыл бұрын

🥺

12:44 most outta pocket shit ive heard in a minute

Where’s the clip of Shane talking about his friend crying on the bachelor? Might be on Jre

Inshallah right before Ramadan bless up

The original piñatas were filled with pigs feet and Modelo, according to the ancient scriptures

im a milkman and i wish some old sniz would tell me to come in😭😭

@HIGH_noon

Жыл бұрын

start walking around w ya peckah hanging out that should send the message lol

"Edge daddy"

I love you peepop

Very…per-ner-gamous

What kind of weird hippy shot is Matt smoking lol

My dad is gonna be 64 this week. In the last year he has gotten 2 speeding tickets and 1 more will get his license revoked for 60 days. In the last month he has also bump his truck into a light pole in the store parking lot, and bumped into the rear end of another old beater truck in traffic, but the other driver (he assumed had no insurance) decided to let it be. It just sucks to see he's getting old and his skills are starting to go away.

Yeah. My mom turned 70 and is now terrified to merge onto the highway.

13:00 rofl edge daddy

These guys claim to be straight, but I had no idea what a power bottom or a docile top was before lol

The podquest.

Did you ever read the Tibetan book of the dead might be my new favorite thing to randomly say if conversations turn to awkward silence

You ever read the Tibetan Book of the Dead? ...No, dude what were you gonna say about it lmao

I too identify as a white black conservative liberal conservationist. I love the swirl

@HIGH_noon

Жыл бұрын

im a white guy who is transitioning into a black girl... 🤣🤣

@benburnett2706

Жыл бұрын

@@HIGH_noon reverse bleaching is pretty much the protocol, we’re all going to be lads eventually

30:43 The reality of smoking a lot of bud, thinking you're super chill and open-minded and eventually blow up. Hit it right on the nail lol.

I'm 35. Why is Shane's dad my dad? It's like they're all the same around that age. Every single one that I've met.

This hit too close to home

As a self identified black conservative pernergamous is my new favorite word.