Mr immortal - survives two grenades Me - stubs toe and cries

@sprinklem.r7216

3 жыл бұрын

Mr immortal: pathetic

@godandcheese6345

3 жыл бұрын

@Jello Lue GET THIS BOY 70 LITERES OF WATER

@raccoonbaby3547

3 жыл бұрын

I read it as “stubs toe and dies”

@jhawks4692

3 жыл бұрын

So true

@henryisdead8415

3 жыл бұрын

Me: drinks water and vomits

He didn't survive off scraps for a month other soldiers found out he was there but they didn't snitch on him and they gave him food. They obviously weren't going to turn around and drop him off.

@rodolfogarcia6263

4 жыл бұрын

Ik especially at age 14 not that impressive

@camus1679

4 жыл бұрын

He found a relative amount the crew I believe. They kept him hidden until his finale day before he would have been declared AWOL. He then went to the CO and turned himself in. (according to some the CO remarked “If I had a platoon of men that wanted to fight as bad as you, then this war would be over by Christmas.) once the ship arrived to the assault (I forget the island name) he was issued a casualty’s rifle and gear.

@OP5redsolocup

4 жыл бұрын

The marines found out*

@isfren5482

4 жыл бұрын

I think the island was Saipan

@johnsalamon4850

4 жыл бұрын

@@isfren5482 thats correct. Battle of saipan is where marines deployed and ate machine gun bullets at the beachfront

*Survives 3500ft fall unscathed* *Newton:* That's illegal.

@Steven-dc6gm

3 жыл бұрын

i mean are u a criminal mafia boss alien with 3500 feets getting a case filed by a police named newton and somehow didnt get shot or harmed?

@SerHalfrican

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 highly underrated comment

@pipingai9897

2 жыл бұрын

I'd bet the parachute did deploy just not fully. As for them saying he survive falling without having deployed the parachute and doing some type of roll is just an over exaggeration one of many that exist.

@L_ratio.

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@nahby

2 жыл бұрын

What if the rolled? “nEwToN” That’s Legal.

Parachute: doesn't open Jack: we tech those.

Jack was just Doom Guy. Literally too angry to die.

@randomman11167

4 жыл бұрын

Completely correct

@rairudokohai594

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Leffen

@ramenramen8072

4 жыл бұрын

They are also both marines

@deltaspartan006

4 жыл бұрын

Yes my dude you are so right!

@36divad

4 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic justifies your comment

If the military doesn’t deploy him, he just deploys himself...

@whiteheartgaming3163

4 жыл бұрын

Pete Yu that’s a true hero there

@fivesARC--5555

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Verisity

4 жыл бұрын

Where we dropping bois

@goldenhibid

4 жыл бұрын

Just like the tf2 soldier

@shiroi8137

4 жыл бұрын

MOHAMED HASSAN is the time of a game that is free to play run ker is the dragon

"Those are some cute grenades, did your husband give them to you?" -Mr. Immortal

@DLCMan1218

2 жыл бұрын

Japanese solider: Your suppose to be dead! Mr Immortal: I missed the part where that's my problem

Death: “hello friend” Jack: “ima bout to do what’s called a pro gamer move”

@F0UR3V3R

2 жыл бұрын

Jack: *jumps on a grenade* God: Death, are you ging to go get him? Death: Not yet.

(2 grenades blow up below Jacklyn's body) Jack: Tis but a scratch.

@abdur4754

4 жыл бұрын

@@100percentNotaBot A Flesh Wound?

@Mabbdaa

4 жыл бұрын

*Maybe it was just the wind*

@TuxedoDogss

4 жыл бұрын

1 grenade*

@mach.5yt984

4 жыл бұрын

It’s mearly a flesh wound

@joshuakim6475

4 жыл бұрын

u guys don't get the shakesphere reference or maybe u do

3,500 ft drop: sorry man, it’s your time to go.. Jack: *lol no*

@crollinmomin1167

4 жыл бұрын

More like No u

@SpcFrenette

4 жыл бұрын

*uno reverse*

@vincentyusufov227

3 жыл бұрын

Lol no

@jeffreyxiong3000

3 жыл бұрын

Jack has cheated death

@hrishikeshbnair9219

3 жыл бұрын

Dang , this comments chat is insane

him: Falls 3500 feet and walks away like its nothing. Me : falling down a flight of stairs and breaking my leg.

@evanescentenquirer2684

3 жыл бұрын

Should have turned off fall damage 🙄

@deathbringer4128

2 жыл бұрын

Ha

@MegsOrMegan

2 жыл бұрын

well i was young but i felled off my stairs 10 times but i didnt have bruises

@harrycresswell8801

2 жыл бұрын

Me: falls onto concrete out of a window and breaks both arms This madlad: what do you mean death?

**falls out of sky** OH JESUS CHRI- **just rolls to avoid fall damage**

@jeffcarey1776

3 жыл бұрын

dark souls

@tralecs8236

3 жыл бұрын

Turns out fall damage was turned off.

@dotuniroye

3 жыл бұрын

A true gamer

@lolkaslolpez4823

3 жыл бұрын

**Casually MLG waterclutches**

@maxencecestmoi3180

3 жыл бұрын

Mafia definitive edition in a nutchell

This kid's entire childhood sounds like it came out of a movie

@radneygallo7837

4 жыл бұрын

I got goosebums not gonna lie

@deinos1229

4 жыл бұрын

@Lorenzo DeJanero no?

@thedivineswordpoet4401

4 жыл бұрын

@@deinos1229 its not...

@thedivineswordpoet4401

4 жыл бұрын

This is the stuff that makes Movies

@aguywith0subscribers56

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

This is probably the real captain America just without a shield-“Give this man a SHIELD”.

@filippocastoldi4852

4 жыл бұрын

I think Stan Lee took the idea from him

@adammaitland700

4 жыл бұрын

ITS NOT REAL

@tinyobito6565

4 жыл бұрын

@@adammaitland700 r/nonbeliver

@fdbprime2414

4 жыл бұрын

@@adammaitland700 if it's not real, why there's a story about him in Google and his photo with a medal ribon

@alfonsovaldez6468

4 жыл бұрын

Dennis Leshchinskiy more like he’s the real DOOM guy

Queen Elizabeth: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

@hrishikeshbnair9219

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@simonbrochu5084

3 жыл бұрын

Ya true

@noob_gamering2

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@christianspartan1990

3 жыл бұрын

This by far is one of thee funniest random comment I've ever read 😂

@fighter4166

3 жыл бұрын

Lol but sadly Elizabeth won

C3P0: The odds of surviving a blast by a grenade is 1 in 1 tril- Jack Lucas (mr. Immortal): Never tell me the odds.

@smithinjraj8712

3 жыл бұрын

in other words dream luck

I’m sure we’re all stuck in quarantine bored watching this

@radneygallo7837

4 жыл бұрын

Ye

@jacenharding2674

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@k9px

4 жыл бұрын

yeps...

@chazbarns1410

4 жыл бұрын

Nope

@bobnaber9613

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

Death: "Jacklyn H. Lucas. Your time has come!" Jack: "Not today!" *(punched Death in the jaw)*

@brianmaday9227

4 жыл бұрын

An exchange that would play out several more times before Jack finally let Death win.

@fivesARC--5555

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@acethemc6633

4 жыл бұрын

Brian Maday yes, he sympathized with death

@JohnnyJohnJohnson

4 жыл бұрын

@@brianmaday9227 It was a pity win, he probably got tired of living.

@cylnder

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnnyJohnJohnson but what if he never wanted to let death win?

10:08 That would sick. Imagine seeing someone just fall from 3,500ft in the air and then commando rolling when they hit they ground and walking away.

@carolynshuff238

3 жыл бұрын

I would lose my mind and ask for a picture

@yeetyeet2mymaingothacked787

2 жыл бұрын

"TOMMY VERCETTI REMEMBER THE NAME"

He's not immortal, He just had two totem of undyings.

@tree_addict280

4 жыл бұрын

*yes*

@Luigion7

4 жыл бұрын

*yes*

@Magicul

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@aldinsrdanovic4043

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@omegalycanyt4290

4 жыл бұрын

𝖄𝖊𝖘

Mr. Immortal is a true warrior patriot and badass Marine

@fivesARC--5555

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yes

@deathbringer4128

2 жыл бұрын

You can say BADASS again

Granade on Chest : Survive with 1 HP Falling from 3,5k Feet : Bug Exploit by rolling out before touch the ground

@maksanimates4456

3 жыл бұрын

So there was a dude with an invisibility potion that punched him before he hit the ground.

@pugs6357

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh no it’s grenade

@maksanimates4456

3 жыл бұрын

@@pugs6357 k so whats the points

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

“He survived by doing a commando roll” he obviously pressed space right before he hit the ground

His first platoon: DUDE DON'T GO THERE THEY HAVE MACHINE GUNS! Jack: ok and?

@chriskimball5785

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@electroshock740

3 жыл бұрын

Rember he didn't have a gun at this point

So he just commando rolled from 3,500ft height!? How bruh

@sparky2_0

4 жыл бұрын

Thunda雷神 yes

@earlyjokesarelameandunfunn9794

4 жыл бұрын

Because he is the indestructible man

@Hilife23

4 жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT I WANA KNOW !

@certifiedhoodclassic9825

4 жыл бұрын

Howwwwwwww

@caethasis5291

4 жыл бұрын

He turned off fall damage

When it got to the part where he'd retired, I was ecstatic. I wanted to get in my car, drive to wherever he was and meet this man....and then it said he died 12 years ago. I had just turned 18 then. My levels of disappointment are immeasurable.

@BawonoSA173

2 жыл бұрын

I think I share that kind of disappointment you felt there Because I, for one, never did come to any of Linkin Park's concerts when Chester Bennington was still alive

@AntonyTheFidgetSpinnerMerchant

2 жыл бұрын

Oof.

The beaches is being tormented by machine gun fire. Jack: he didn’t care.

Grenade:Explodes Jack:All that for a drop of blood

Grenade under Jack:*Explodes* Jack:*Doesn’t die* Grenade: you weren’t supposed to do that... The other Grenade:*Doesn’t explode* The guy that threw it: You weren’t supposed to do that...

@awesommothchannel2150

4 жыл бұрын

“That’s not how you’re supposed to play the game”

@fuzzyli1974

4 жыл бұрын

Third grenade: *blows up* Third grenade: ok now your just hacking at life

@kylegaskins2486

4 жыл бұрын

He got the gta health code

@butterboy8594

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@grandmacletus4541

4 жыл бұрын

Grenade#4:ok now your just being a cheater

Sounds like the person you control in call of duty or battlefield.

@bobthegoat7090

4 жыл бұрын

Even that person doesn't survive when jumping on a grenade

@MarloSoBalJr

4 жыл бұрын

Your character is limited to the plot

@fivesARC--5555

4 жыл бұрын

Lol ok

@fivesARC--5555

4 жыл бұрын

@@MarloSoBalJr lol yes

@6thgradeoutlaw863

4 жыл бұрын

fact

Now that is taking one for the team to a new level.

The most athletic man in the world: Haha! I'm too powerful! Jacklyn, Mr Immortal: H O L D M Y C I G G A R E T E

He didnt survive on scraps, he was found and they gave him food and shelter

Thanos: finally a worthy opponent

@sterlingjeremiahmurdock9158

4 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed

@fivesARC--5555

4 жыл бұрын

i see trooooo

@joeystephenson7024

4 жыл бұрын

Our battle will be legendary

@corbanstpeter6588

4 жыл бұрын

Our battle will be legendary!!!!

@toasterhavingabath6980

4 жыл бұрын

Then thanos snaps and 49% not 50% of living things dissapear

Outro: you'll never dive on a grenade, but how about jumping on another of our videos- Me: so you're dangerous

He is the personification of an OP anime character

*reads caption "I knew captain America was real!"

@fivesARC--5555

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@toshschonleber5937

4 жыл бұрын

haha

“If the military doesn’t deploy him, he would just deploy himself” Mad jack: *not bad kid*

His book is unbelievable. I'm a Marine and gave a class on him to my fellow Marines. They were in awe to say the least.

So basically, if your name is Jack, you'll probably end up being a war hero. First Mad Jack, and now this guy.

@simonfox_8559

2 жыл бұрын

My grandpa Jack actually did save someone's life in the military, it's a long story but basically he jumped to the ground and also pushed someone else down to push them out of the line of fire of some other guy using the tank wrong in basic training

my guy didn't just roll off falling 3,500 feet

@lanceallen9875

4 жыл бұрын

No kidding man 😂 that's what I thought

@mikeh7802

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking, specifically, for this comment. Lol

@eddyalvarez2078

4 жыл бұрын

That not logical

@camus1679

4 жыл бұрын

Apparently it’s possible. According to google someone (a flight attendant I believe) has survived a 33,000 ft drop.

@MarloSoBalJr

4 жыл бұрын

@@camus1679 Yup

4:06 " When most of us are to afraid to ask our crushes to prom " Oooof

@MarloSoBalJr

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad proms doesn't exist in 2020

@gamil867

4 жыл бұрын

@@MarloSoBalJr you mean... luckily

@player_x4231

4 жыл бұрын

I asked her and guess what sHE ReJEctED mEeeEeEEEe 😭

9:59 there is no effing way I can’t even jump off my bed without hurting myself

@deathbringer4128

2 жыл бұрын

I tried that using my bunk bed, hit my head on the ceiling and fell back

Death: goes around killing people Mr. Immortal: imma end this man's whole career.

Mr. Immortal: *survives live grenades* Queen Elizabeth: are u challenging me?!

@isaackerig6685

3 жыл бұрын

Yes officer, this comment right here is too funny it’s illegal

@kingkidtmgaming

2 жыл бұрын

But can she survive a live grenade or a 60cal to the head

I almost want to jump off a building and do a commando roll to test this theory. *Edit* Theory not tested, will keep you updated.

@jamielonsdale3018

4 жыл бұрын

Almost.

@fivesARC--5555

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeeh no

@ArmedSandMan

4 жыл бұрын

I would recomment agains this.

@justplanes295

4 жыл бұрын

You shouldn’t do that.

@codes2722

4 жыл бұрын

Everybody gangsta till jack go splat on the floor cuz he kinda for got to do a commando roll at 200mph in the air

Death: "Jacklyn H. Lucas. Your time has come!" Jack: "No (Pulls out uno reverse card) I think your time has come"

@yes-ld8zn

3 жыл бұрын

Cancer: *pulls out a reverse​ card when he pulls out a reverse​card*

@hrishikeshbnair9219

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@F0UR3V3R

2 жыл бұрын

God: "Death, he jumped on a grenade. Aren't you going to do something about it? He is dead." Death: "Wrong"

grenade: explodes Jack: doesn't die grenade: am I a joke to you?

@aljosaraketic8258

4 жыл бұрын

The story is a joke. Grenade would tear him apart like a paper.

@cloudgamerh2251

4 жыл бұрын

Jack: Yes

@majinnemesis

3 жыл бұрын

@@aljosaraketic8258 might depend on the grenade,current granades yes,ww2 japanese grenades maybe not

@KIMTUANVIETNAM

3 жыл бұрын

@@aljosaraketic8258 It is real, search on Google, you'll see him. Infographics aren't just jokers, their stories, crazy as they are, they are real.

@spskaya

3 жыл бұрын

@@aljosaraketic8258 Japan’s grenades during WW2 were not the best quality, didn’t do much damage and failed a lot.

*MR. IMMORTAL EXIST* CANCER: *LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF*

@gamil867

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing can go through his tough skin. So came the cancer under in his blood

@BobuxGuy

4 жыл бұрын

@@soldierpainis Doesn't help

@evasanjuan1977

4 жыл бұрын

Cancer:hold my beer

@biglad3389

4 жыл бұрын

Mr immortal: Cancer: hippity hoppity your blood is my property

@cooleKinder

4 жыл бұрын

Counter Blaze if your immune system is strong, it can overcome cancer itself before it becomes a problem

Military: *doesn't deploy Jack* Jack: "Fine, i'll do it myself."

This man was trying to speed run “death by grenade” but got “Medal of Honor” instead

@DunkTasticMan

3 жыл бұрын

He couldn’t even break his personal best

@hyperslash7099

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@gmailquinn

2 жыл бұрын

Failed task successfully

Jack was the most illegal and legendary man ever

Queen elizabeth: finally a worthy opponent our battle shall be legendary

Jack: *falls out of sky with the height of 1km* Also Jack: *goes into creative mode before he hits the ground*

Jack: jumps on gernade Gernade: wait, that illegal

@pugs6357

3 жыл бұрын

Ges da gernade si vr xpleoisv

Guy gets shot through the head. Infographics: let's use a shocked emoji

@Cat-ve3zy

4 жыл бұрын

infographics show: yeah, this is big brain time

@kit4954

4 жыл бұрын

🤯

@MJBStudios

3 жыл бұрын

Arvie Poochomchuen *No*

He's still alive. He just dyed his hair a bit, grew a beard and renamed himself "Chuck Norris"

@darwinsaintpeter4071

4 жыл бұрын

SUPER TRUE

@weatherwithaphone1042

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Norris

@jessicathegroomer5412

4 жыл бұрын

Really?!?!

@potdraws5085

4 жыл бұрын

r/facewoosh

@inactive9862

4 жыл бұрын

@@jessicathegroomer5412 yes

I learned about him at a Teen Camp fro Pastor Dean Miller where he actually told us about how he got to talk to him and learn his story directly from him

Japan:* attacks the us* US: *sends this guy* Japan: Oh no US: omeawa mou shindeiru Japan: but thats our la-

@andrewbarden7672

4 жыл бұрын

they couldn't finish the line before they were killed

@electroshock740

3 жыл бұрын

NANI

Japanese soldier: head explodes Infographics show: *Great Start!*

"Mr immortal":exists Queen elizabith: let me introduce my self

@LongWangHung69

4 жыл бұрын

Betty white: hold my martini

@matthewy1111

4 жыл бұрын

Rasputin: *am I a joke to you?*

@omegalycanyt4290

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewy1111 after being drowned shot and poisend *Maybe*

@panther363theminecraftvide7

3 жыл бұрын

Ms immortal

When you survive 2 live explosive meatballs...

While the other soldiers were on with m1 garand rifles, jack who wasnt even meant ti be there, ran in with his bare hands...

Bruce Lee: I was the strongest man in the world Jack: Hold my beer

@chadwillett619

4 жыл бұрын

Why you would pick Bruce Lee as the strongest man alive is beyond me, he was never even close to being the strongest man alive. In fact your the first person that has ever made that claim.

@buttermuffin800

4 жыл бұрын

More like hold my pouch us mr immortals are ready to take things in our own hands

Mr. Immortal: Survives 2 grenades in real life Me: Dies of one grenade in Call of Duty in Recruit difficulty Edit: 1K? Love ya all!❤❤❤❤

@discordping5072

4 жыл бұрын

I got killed by fists.

@earlyjokesarelameandunfunn9794

4 жыл бұрын

I killed my self seems accurate

@mylescullen6110

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@fivesARC--5555

4 жыл бұрын

Lol oof

@awsomeninja7927

4 жыл бұрын

I feel you man

I met this man during the 50th anniversary of the liberation of Kwajalein. It was pretty cool.

“2 grenades” Thumbnail: *shows an amount of grenades similar to that of the ones I got from the dark web*

@gaetrap

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what

Death: Your time has come Mr. Immortal: *ZA WARUDO! TOKI WO TOMARE!*

@va1adinn735

4 жыл бұрын

Jojo reference

When you survive the math class for 1 hour without closing your eyes : MR. IMMORTAL

Me: barely survives a grenade in videogames Jack: haha death is afraid of me.

This man saved my great grandfather. I am so glad this person pushed through or my father and I would never been born. My grandfather tells this story all the time of Mr. Immortal

Mr. immortal: I’m almost immortal! People from 2100: *laughs

@rayisnothere4138

4 жыл бұрын

Eden Solomon Hi Btw waffles

@b226tj

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Travis W. Atkins, he dove on a suicide bomber. Edit: He didn't survive I should mention.

@UnprevailsAe

4 жыл бұрын

Raywarriorstar7 waffle what

@odinson5911

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think total immortality can ever be reached.

@noobdestroyer4758

4 жыл бұрын

Thor Odinson people from 2100: are you sure about that?

No one: Literally no one: Movie director: "I can see a *great movie* unfold"

@fivesARC--5555

4 жыл бұрын

How u no

Gravity: *exists* Jack: “I’m about to ruin this guy’s entire career.”

10:08 so i see he learned something from Zelda Ocarina of time

@yeetyeet2mymaingothacked787

2 жыл бұрын

AND GTA Vice City

You definitely have an extreme amount of defence stat

@fivesARC--5555

4 жыл бұрын

Lel

I loved how just did a thanos *"Fine, ill do it nyself."*

He didnt commando rolled, he just typed /gamemode 1 in the chat :D

There was a Canadian who got the Victoria cross for throwing his body on a grenade during the battle of Hong Kong

Death: On a massacre Jack: Imma go end this man’s whole carrier

grenade: **explodes** Jack: **Lives** grenade: Wait. That's illegal.

Dude I love these videos

I love battle,war, etc stories from The Infographics Show

@jacenharding2674

4 жыл бұрын

Skaboopydoop the doop same

Me: forges my mums signature onto my school diary. Jack: forges his mums signature to get into a military school

This was so cool!

Parents say "don't let those mean words get to you" he was like I'm not going to "let death get to me"

You : Mr. Immortal Me "an intellectual": DOOM Marine

You forgot to add that two weeks later after he commando rolled while falling 3,500 ft he went back to jump off a plane again!

Jack: *exists* Death: "Why do I hear boss music?"

I bet you clicked on the video so fast, that you didn't realize there's a typo in the title. Edit : Nvm. They changed it from "solider" to "Marine."

@rayisnothere4138

4 жыл бұрын

Seth Freakin Rollins Hi Btw waffles

@isaacostrom9749

4 жыл бұрын

Solider.

@testfortester7131

4 жыл бұрын

Hero*

@elliottpenick8118

4 жыл бұрын

My guy you are literally everywhere

@rai.1538

4 жыл бұрын

*Solider*

Jack: survived a grenade explosion and a fall from 3500ft Death: am i a joke to you!!

Jack was my Uncle he was Married to my Aunt Kathy before he Married his widow. Jack bought me my first big wheel and said I couldn't ride it until I ate my food from Ward's. I didn't eat it all and still rode my big wheel he caught me and said I told you no but seeing how much fun I was having he laughed and pushed me along the driveway of his home. He was a fun guy and he passed away while I was in College if you go to the WW2 museum in New Orleans his fingerprints are all over it because he was such a driving force behind it. I miss him 😢

The military: Jack, we have bad news. They are far more advanced, and they have a lot of grenades. Jack: what’s the bad news?

1:08 that was the parents fault

@phantom_5687

4 жыл бұрын

Kurt Cobain how is that a bad thing?😂

I love you're vids please post more ww2 events

Best story ever! Loved it. Brb I'm off to join the army!

Okay, who gave this man two Totems of undying?

@deathbringer4128

2 жыл бұрын

Death did

*No one:* *9 Year olds: First*

@emidiolara1981

4 жыл бұрын

Perfect Shark ok boomer

@liambolalin5183

4 жыл бұрын

Hi btw waffles

@gmodguy1479

4 жыл бұрын

Emidio Lara how is he a boomer?

@SirKattyCruz

4 жыл бұрын

@@emidiolara1981 cringe

@bob-manuel

4 жыл бұрын

@@emidiolara1981 That's what normies would say

He’s a Marine, what do u expect

@MrS22222

4 жыл бұрын

Crayons in his teeth.

@sadpotato2243

4 жыл бұрын

Mr S lol.

Grenade: *explodes* Jack: *Uno reverse card*