based?

@TheCouriersGambit

2 ай бұрын

no cap? fr fr?

@BillyOnYouTube

2 ай бұрын

Based on WHAT

@Gookwear

2 ай бұрын

"Based on what? What in the world are you talking about" - Mr House

@John_.Fallout_real

Ай бұрын

This is sigma based

@starkillaa2444

Ай бұрын

vased

...I mean, he WAS born in 2020, so...

@JamesAnderson-yg8fn

2 ай бұрын

Bros picking his booger nose while watching coco melon on his ipad pro 😭😭😭

@user-mu8dm4rk7g

2 ай бұрын

​@@JamesAnderson-yg8fn😭🙏🏻🙏🏻

@someguy1894

2 ай бұрын

WHAT

@shlomogoldenstein344

Ай бұрын

Seems lore accurate to me

@metalpotatoe537

Ай бұрын

From being glued to electronics to being glued to electronics

“ain’t that a skibidi in the toilet” made me lose my edging streak

@clonecommandermike332

Ай бұрын

HALF-LIFE MENTIONED 🦀 🦀 🔨🔨🤑🤑

@L0RDK3Y

Ай бұрын

On gyat, it made me rizz up livvy dunne in Ohio while drinking grimace shake no cap fr fr

@detectivemadoka69420

Ай бұрын

I Nuclear Wintered all over New Vegas when he said that. fr fr no cap 💯👌🏻🔥 #ligmagrind #zillionairemindset

@DirtyMike124x

Ай бұрын

​@@L0RDK3Y💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 💀

The courier got shot in the head and still got less brain damage

@DirtyMike124x

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thecoolbyzantine24

21 күн бұрын

nah he just got psychosis and imagined this scene

@Spoopy_man

20 күн бұрын

Twice

@mikael7084

11 күн бұрын

best comment

It's canon that House was born some time in the 2020s, so this is lore accurate

@fremontstreetpresents1415

2 ай бұрын

he was born specifically in 2020.

@jonathanwells223

2 ай бұрын

Oh no

@clootuscleetus4219

2 ай бұрын

@@fremontstreetpresents1415 Thanks for specifying, I just remember hearing some time in the 2020s

@Lalasfritas

Ай бұрын

House is gen alpha 😭😭😭

@Cory_8

Ай бұрын

June 25th to be specific

This is the reason why the chance of survival for the timeline was 0%

@unfunny4346

2 ай бұрын

that's fucking silly

@Berserker3624

Ай бұрын

Good. We don’t deserve survival

we escaping the NCR fanum tax with this one!!

@CybermanKing

Ай бұрын

Understandable.

@user-bh1ol5zc7x

Ай бұрын

And wrecking dose legion betas frfrfr

"no more NCR fanum tax" LORE FRIENDLY

@TurtleShroom3

Ай бұрын

How so? Does the NCR extract tribute from New Vegas in the form of food?

@hayro252

29 күн бұрын

​@@TurtleShroom3 technically yes since NCR using soil that almost right outside the Strip to grow crops.

@jakr430

21 күн бұрын

@@TurtleShroom3 They tax their citizens

@Abdelrahman550

2 күн бұрын

@@TurtleShroom3 Benny said it the NCR are raiders who disguise as good people

Courrier : "Okay, I just need to do something real quick." later House "Bruh, what are you doing in my goon cave?"

@professorperry4790

Ай бұрын

Unseals the tube: House: "Centuries of preparation... so much edging, undone" Courier: "I'll put you back in your tube, good as new." H: "No... ruined everything, the streak is gone forever!" C: *Sterilizes the Chamber*

Well, this timeline has no redemption whatsoever. Deploy the FEV.

@xChimkin

2 ай бұрын

wipe the slate clean

@bohemianearspoon8493

2 ай бұрын

Maybe the enclave was correct

@astro837

Ай бұрын

@@bohemianearspoon8493 *reload pipe gun* "always has been"

@alexthedemon2203

Ай бұрын

@@xChimkin We have been needing a clean slate for a while now

@charliemcmillan4561

Ай бұрын

Siding with the Master in this timeline

Historically accurate Mr House

@detectivemadoka69420

Ай бұрын

He's canonically born in 2020 and probably watches YT brainrot on his Pip-Boy.

@turtlezrcool7252

Ай бұрын

@detectivemadoka69420 he invented the pip-boy tho

If the major faction leaders were accurate to our timeline and present day: - Gen Alpha Mr. House - Yes Man -> AI Wife - Caesar who Lives in a Society - Sleepy Crocker

@shinyentree225

Ай бұрын

You’d marry Yes Man?

@JustCallMeElliot

Ай бұрын

​@@shinyentree225who wouldn't

@thotobliterator1587

Ай бұрын

I’m not gay, but Yes man is yes man.

@FelixValentiCh.

Ай бұрын

dark kimball, cook cook was a bad dude

@foxanard

Ай бұрын

@@shinyentree225 it takes a Yes Man to be the best Yes Woman

I can't say whether I'm more impressed how well this is done or more ashamed of myself that I understood what Mr House was saying the entire time

@stephenb3104

2 ай бұрын

Given the context of in game dialogue I just guessed

@Rickyboy428

2 ай бұрын

@@stephenb3104 it's too late for me man my brain has been reduced to Atoms from all the shot form content over the years

@gaddammitkyle

Ай бұрын

frfr

@domonator5000

Ай бұрын

Fucking same

@LeafBoye

Ай бұрын

Bro only in Ohio up in here stg frfr

"No more NCR fanum tax" 🗣🔥

Brainrot think tank?

@mzple

Ай бұрын

They already are brainrot lol

*unsheathes golf club*

Courier: "to think i didnt touch a thing and somehow, this timelines house already has his brains smashed in before i got here, oh well, lets try again" *presses watch and destroys timeline*

@Damian-cilr2

9 күн бұрын

The correct reaction to house speaking like that

Courier Six: "All right then" Robby Eddy House: "GYAAT"

If Mr. House spoke like this I would've chose the Yes Man ending.

@detectivemadoka69420

Ай бұрын

_fr fr no cap 💯👌🏻💀💥🔥_ If he did i would've modded a "Nuke Everything" Ending.

@LeafBoye

Ай бұрын

This would be an amazing ending where you no cap skibidy flush half of the faction (the edible hit for this comment frfr)

House was a pandemic baby so this was only ever ending one way

Benny, upon seeing The Courier: *"Erm, what in the sigma...?"*

[LYRICS] House "I am Robbie Eddie House. I treat women like my investments, and they flock to me. Go merc that bitch-ass Benny for me, playboy. Bring me the Platty Chip and I'll quadruple your bag, on Jah." Courier "Um... What?" [Beat drops] House "Finesse me that Platinum Chip from the L-Rizzler Smurf cat. Thinks he's 'looksmaxxing Nick Eh 30.' Nab the Platty and I'll cop you the Sigma Sweet, no cap King." Courier "The platty?" House "My plan for the Platty copped a whole bunch of Turbulence when America took the L for real, for real. Ain't that a Skibidi in the Toilet? Anyway, the Platty is Bussin'. It'll take me from Sigma all the way to Alpha. No more NCR fanum-tax. Be a _real_ Sigma and get it for me ASAP, Blud. I'll show you how much Rizz my Securitrons have for real, for real." Courier "Alright then." House "Gyatt, bro is not fumbling around this delivery for real. Alpha male job. And might I say, immaculate drip King."

@astro837

Ай бұрын

"immaculate drip king" kinda sounds badass

@LeafBoye

Ай бұрын

Listen to this musical bop at 1.5 and 2x speed

@Jayjeez-qw1by

Ай бұрын

I want to correct you and say Sigma Suite, referring to the room Mr. house gives you but... Sigma Sweet just sounds better. You don't know what it is, you just know it has Sigma value and will be sweet. Might start saying that 🤔

@TheCouriersGambit

20 күн бұрын

@@LeafBoyeHoly shit, this is incredible. 1.5x is peak brainrot

> NCR Fanum Tax Wait, the New Californian Republic extracts tribute from New Vegas in the form of food?

your final task, Courier... let yo bih go through yo pip-boy AH HELL NAH HOUSE YOU TWEAKIN

Alright Mr house I’m disabling your cerebral interface

*walks straight towards the terminal with the H&H factory codes*

Happy 4th birthday Mr House

@hayro252

Ай бұрын

His birthday is at 24th June, so there's still a week or so. But yeah ready the preparations.

Lore accurate

Lore accurate Mr house

aint that a skibidi in the toilet 🗣🗣🗣

Please and Thank you baby Jesus, i didnt hear the word "Platussy" at all

@newvegasissetin_2281

26 күн бұрын

:) P L A T U S S Y

Maybe the enclave had a point..

“Nab the Platty and I’ll comp you the Sigma Suite.” Made me laugh way too hard, that script is hilarious.

Translatlantic Accent mixed with Slang sounds great

Friendly reminder than Mr. House is canonically Gen Alpha.

Unlike a lot of these things making fun of modern slang, this one is well-researched and completely accurate to what the words mean. It's crazy rare to see "Fanum Tax" used correctly, because basically _everyone_ forgets that it explicitly refers to stealing _food_ . Despite being thirty years old, I understood every single thing that House said. However, I could not speak to him using only that slang myself, nor hold a conversation with him using that slang.

@dejanjakobovic9803

Ай бұрын

What does "Bagon Jah" mean?

@TheCouriersGambit

20 күн бұрын

@@dejanjakobovic9803 “I’ll quadruple your bag on Jah” , “bag” meaning money, like a coin purse, and I think “on Jah” means “On God”, like I swear to God

@dejanjakobovic9803

20 күн бұрын

@@TheCouriersGambit ah, interesting! "Jah" is also the Rastafarian pronunciation of "Jahveh", I never expected Gen Alpha to pick up on that.

@troublemaker5550

14 күн бұрын

​@@TheCouriersGambitcan you please tell what's the "Nick Eh 30"?

we setting our intelligence stat to 1 with this one🔥🔥🔥

the fact i understood all of this is scary and shows how much mental degredation i have inflicted on myself

@ADUSN

25 күн бұрын

Fr

Courier:"Hmm, yes I understand" (The courier understood absolutely nothing)

If Mr. House suffered brain damage during his medically induced coma

@TomJacobW

Ай бұрын

Nope, just born in 2020.

My boy came so close to flowing 0:27

AINT THAT SKIBBIDI IN THE TOILET? my god this video is so fucking good

POV you're playing Cyberpunk 2077 for the first time

@justarandominternetuser8425

Ай бұрын

😭😭😭😭

Thanks for reminding me of why I unplugged him

Skibidi. Skibidi Never Changes.

New quest added, Ace of Carts: Steal the Fiend's stash to refill the vape pump for Mr. House's pod

The House always rizzes

Almost mr houses 4th birthday 🎉

Uh oh Mr. House developed a serious Brainrot... Ouch. 😵‍💫

Need the whole game like this unironically lmao.

[int 1] "Bring me that platty chip and I'll quadruple your bag on jaw" [int 10] "uhm, what?"

what historians found after 200 years

Going tun unplug his life support for this ...

Anything for the platty.

Lore friendly mods be like.

1:01 Only time he made sense , that Helmet is peak

I wish some day i can be this fluent on brainrot

This is technically lore accurate.

As a fella once said- 'Ain't that a skibidi in the toile-e-e-e-et!'

This is how the Lone Survivor should have sounded to everyone else in Fallout 4. Even if 200+ years in the future everyone still spoke English, it would almost certainly have evolved extensively by the time you climbed out of the cryopod.

@mzple

Ай бұрын

It’d still be understandable. We could talk to people from the 1700s, there would be some disconnect but it wouldn’t be like a totally different language.

Immaculate drip, king. I felt that in my soul

Hmm.. skibidi in the head?

"That's amazing! You can murder Mr. House whenever you want!" - Yes Man, after being told about the marvelous "professionalism" House displayed to his hired help

I'm ashamed to admit i understood most of what he said. 😧

The Chosen One didnt nuke an oil rig for this

I couldn't stop laughing for the whole duration of this video Thank you

"I'll cop you the sigma suite no cap king" Bro

i have a kidney stone now

Mr House is 4 years old RN

the beat coming back on after getting quiet for ‘aint that a skibidi in the toilet’ kills me everytime

Internet was a mistake

How it feels to talk to that one guy in freeside with a high int build:

Inaccurate. He would have also Subway Surfers on the top of the screen and Family Guy clips at the bottom.

Im 39 and i dont know whats going on anymore. One day i was modding new vegas and now i feel im a few years away from wearing diapers.

Mr 🏠 do be spitting rizz💀💀💀 faxx bru🤯🤯🤯🤯👌👌👌👌

No wonder courier 6 didn't managed to deliver platinum chip. It's hard to understand what this Tv screen is saying

I never comment buuttt.... Unironically I would totally do a skibidi brainrot playthrough of Fallout New Vegas and enjoy my dwindling brain cells. THIS NEEDS TO BE A MOD ASAP! THIS IS COOKIN SOME ELDRITCH SHIT! IT'S FIRE! YO!

Maybe the enclave wasn't in the wrong...

What being alive for 200 years does to a man

Ain't that a rizz in the gyatt

WHY THE 808'S SO CRUNCHY GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD DAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUUUUUUUUUUM.

This needs to be an actual mod.

This is why the Courier needs Speech 100

Robbie Eddie spittin' facts fr fr on Ja

Mr. house birthday is June 25th 2020.

i wish this was a mod. that would be bussing no cap skibidi ong

I like how bored he sounds when he says “gyatt”

You need to study code breaking to decode these kinds of conversations.

Since I played New Vegas, I've always been a House simp, but this encourages me to nuke the Lucky 38

I knew it was coming, but it was unexpectedly good.

He has cauliflower cut

@LeafBoye

Ай бұрын

On ja you right

@BotYoutubevertification

Ай бұрын

@@LeafBoye Is a cauliflower a fruit or a flower because it's the favorite fruit/flower of the gen alpha

That's it, I'm letting Lanius conquer the strip.

Fallout if transistors were invented in 1900s:

This as a mod would be hilarious.

He was born in 2020, bro is roaring with laugher about cocomelon right now!

schizo Elijah's successor

House zoomer bro owns next level rizz fr fr

200 years of watching nothing but KZread shorts and Tiktok turned him into a feral.

A sigma chooses, a beta obeys

Wonderful love it