"I just reduced your cut, I hope you can live with that" V: *literally getting 80,000 eddies from every drop box he goes too*

@kevo300

10 ай бұрын

You should of seen my face when Myers gave me only 20k for saving her and the country

@user-mw4wq3ci3d

10 ай бұрын

@@kevo300 Then the other dude got a brand new rayfield to guard the hideout for 1 night.

@Resi1ience

9 ай бұрын

@@user-mw4wq3ci3d _And_ a million eddies.

@reece9746

9 ай бұрын

He didn't it is implied Reed killed them. @@user-mw4wq3ci3d

@urbansekkt6355

9 ай бұрын

​@@TiananmenSquare89This...saving the president of NUSA and giving back her human WMD gave me a fraction of what I get selling 1 hour of gathering half a ton of weaponry

Every gig of Mr. Hands are well crafted.

@TheSuperQuail

9 ай бұрын

cos they're handmade

@abdullahsakib2528

9 ай бұрын

@@TheSuperQuail that was good ngl.

@FakeCMD28

9 ай бұрын

Except one outside dog town.

@skell6134

9 ай бұрын

​@@FakeCMD28I mean,it was just small beginner level gig to test you since he gives you that one before revealing himself

@FakeCMD28

9 ай бұрын

@@skell6134 It was like all other gigs in the game.

Mr hands reducing my cut as if i don't have enough eddies to buy all of night city

@hailongkhong8105

2 ай бұрын

whatever your dream is. punk

@Robbie32

Ай бұрын

Forget merc work. Real estate is where it's at.

Fun Fact: Later Mr. Hands meets with Jago and finds out hes a good leader and sends you a message that you actually did a good job there.

@CongTySageDung

9 ай бұрын

Wow interesting, hope to see a video of that

@quakeRTX

9 ай бұрын

politics...

@Hysorn

9 ай бұрын

Interesting, I always thought he preferred Bennett because he is so dumb he could be easily manipulated.

@chrispekel5709

9 ай бұрын

hahahah....'he'...yeah right

@8bitarmory846

9 ай бұрын

@@chrispekel5709 because we all know that a man with a high pitched voice is absolutely impossible /s

Hands is straight up my favorite fixer they made him so good I am kinda sad we did not have enough interaction with other fixers.

@weaver270

10 ай бұрын

yeah but I have wanted to shoot him for the past 5 gigs. I know I will never get a chance.

@kevind3974

9 ай бұрын

him, el capitan and ragina seemed to be the only ones actually doing a good job at being a fixer. padre, rouge and wakako are just 'fixers' in name as they rather working for a corp, a gang or both. dakota is barely a fixer because she works in the badland and only the badlands while deno like johnny says "hes a poser" the best fixer thou is by far mr hands as he truly dos control his zone. ragina is good but shes to clean. while el capitan is to dirty. plus unlike hands they do not play their hands out of fear. they cant back up their own personal jobs any higher then street level unlike hands who can go all the way to the top.

@nicksantana93

9 ай бұрын

I mean we do have them just not to the extend of hands

@skell6134

9 ай бұрын

​​@@kevind3974I mean,we all know why Afterlife is still active so give Rogue some slack,she is working with corpo's for people's sake Wakako actually more works with everyone tbh Bro,she literally approved kidnapping of Biotech representative by Scav so she definitely aint licking corpo's ass Padre is... kinda same but hiding behind religion s**t Basically even if Fixer working with corpo's doesnt mean that Fixer is completely under their control and stuff

@destroyerblackdragon

9 ай бұрын

I liked him better pre dlc. You sound like my 3rd ex wife when she wanted a new purse. Or something like that.

"I just reduced your cut, I hope you can live with that" Meanwhile V: *Swimming in over 1 million eddies* Oh no...don't say it ain't so Hands..what will I ever do?

@michaeltownley248

9 ай бұрын

gotta admit though Hands' comeback was class even if it was redundent

@Johnny-fv5wn

7 ай бұрын

I love more money i don't like my cut getting sliced.Need more money to buy every last car and top weapons and health kits

@tardisman4210

7 ай бұрын

This line is made funnier if you have high street cred and a shit ton of extra fixer quests done. Like "yeah i can live with it, i literally have rogue, el capitan and padre that will always have good jobs." Like at that point, why would V care if hands cut his pay lol

@bengunn9670

5 ай бұрын

​@@tardisman4210because that's why V presumably took the job in the first place?

Technically V killed Hansen, so it literally is V's cake to share.

@elseggs6504

10 ай бұрын

*Alex

@mikhailskvoznyak5551

10 ай бұрын

​@@elseggs6504 You poor soul, not gonna spoil, but i suggest to side with reed at the very beginning just to see what happens

@elseggs6504

10 ай бұрын

@@mikhailskvoznyak5551 I did, Songs path is better cause you can help her if you want or still sell her out. Either way you get to see what a bitch Myers truly is

@GRIMHOOD99

9 ай бұрын

@@mikhailskvoznyak5551 or you side with So Mi and Alex kills him hence the *

@mikhailskvoznyak5551

9 ай бұрын

@@GRIMHOOD99 tbh seems to me the guy did only one path, but whatever

"V youve been a naughty boy you arent getting a gift this christmas"

@laimg834

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@CrazyKraut20

4 ай бұрын

Def something Hands would say

V didn't kill Bennett, Aguilar did.

@AFlyingDog

9 ай бұрын

Do you know what happens when someone in Havanna lights a cigar?

@yagashio

9 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠@@AFlyingDogAguilar sits on your face and leaves runny shit on your lips.

@Aurora-bv1ys

8 ай бұрын

My followers believe in Christ

@Stefanius058

7 ай бұрын

Now that you know what a Japanese neck tie is, would you like to know what a Colombian neck tie looks like?

@starbog1

7 ай бұрын

I love the little music that plays for Aguilar lol

The reason why Mr hands wants Bennett to take over because he’s a Barghest dog and can be manipulated easily where as Jago is extremely smart and patient that doesn’t sit well with Hands as he aims to control Dogtown from behind the scenes.

@xX_EltKLLgm-ng_Xx

10 ай бұрын

Jago is weak, nobody respects him, and he hands control over to Voodoo Boys who are extremely untrustworthy and known for their betrayals. Naturally I genocide Voodoo Boys every playthrough without fail Jago is basically a redditor, lots of book smarts but realistically not good at anything else

@Altmer353

10 ай бұрын

@@xX_EltKLLgm-ng_Xx Book smarts is a good trait. Just not for a leader, but as an advisor it is great trait to have.

@megustaelmate5499

10 ай бұрын

I think the best outcome is let Bennett being the leader of Barghest with Jago as a second hand and no Arasaka involved by forcing Bennett to break the deal. Even Hands says that Dogtown began to improve since that

@Paragon231

10 ай бұрын

Book smarts can make you a good bureaucrat. Jago is a bureaucrat. Stalin, Xi Jinping and Putin all started off as bureaucrats.

@frenchtoastenjoyer

10 ай бұрын

@@xX_EltKLLgm-ng_Xx Jago might not have the respect or full Barghest support but he's scarier than Bennet, if in full power Jago could go to war something even Kurt Hansen would do to avoid as same as Mr. Hands. Best outcome is make them team up with Bennet being the Leader and Jago the Diplomat.

"I just reduced your cut, I hope you can live with that" *My V with 3 million eddies, every apartment and every high end car:* Oh no Hands! How could you?

I find it funny Hands still give you money, despite doing opposite what he wanted.

@McJizzleBerries

9 ай бұрын

[transfers creds angrily]

@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher

8 ай бұрын

Hands values independent operation/discretion in his people, and says as such a couple of times. So he's paying V because one fuckup doesnt constitute a complete failure, and V's still a very talented merc who's done good work before, who was likely trying his best or thought his outcome would be better, for some reason.

@JPLangley_

8 ай бұрын

​@@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher It might also to avoid V getting unstable and outright doxxing Hands.

@caad5258

7 ай бұрын

@@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher It's not a fuck-up. The only criteria Hands gives to V is stability in Dogtown. Bennet is paranoid and compromised by Arasaka, whereas Jago is less imposing but has a good handle on the fundamentals. Lending Aguilar's blessing to Jago shores up his weakness of image, as does killing Bennet.

@karolswieboda1781

7 ай бұрын

​@@caad5258 I played the gig two days ago, Hands specifically states that he gives V freedom of action BUT it's crucial for him that Jago backs down, he states exactly that, Jago becoming leader is a direct opposite of what Hands hires you for.

I love it when fixers talk about paying you less when in the game the high rarity guns you pick up and sell make you more profit than any gig

Love the new gigs, every decision has weight

All the other gigs were the most forgettable thing in the world, for some reason Dogtown had the best gigs.

@0zbruh0

9 ай бұрын

There are a few gigs from the base game that have some depth to them but yea Dogtown had the best gigs by far

@LxstGalaxy2000

9 ай бұрын

Yeah, literally every Dogtown gig had unique interactions some of the best by far although I still do enjoy the gigs in and around Nc but they are just go in steal this, Kill this person etc. There just isn't much depth.

@hidan407

9 ай бұрын

The dlc had time to brew and people listened to our requests for better and better gigs. It would be amazing if they keep updating to 3.0 with every gig now having much more depth.

@squallex395

9 ай бұрын

Bcuz dogtown wasn't made during a shitstorm that was a main game's development cycle.

@kevind3974

9 ай бұрын

its because their from mr hands. he doesn't do normal gigs. even his basic gigs got flair to them which makes sense as unlike most fixers hes actually playing for something only other fixers truly playing for something used to be rouge and dex but they fucked up bad and had to stop and or are now dead. while el capitan just started playing the game vary recently while wakako who has been in the game for a long time (poorly), i dont see lasting much longer because she tied herself to the claws. the only reason why shes still alive is because she got good intel. once that's gone or a deal gos bad some random thugs probably going to off her be it personal or a gig.

You actually get a message from Aguilar later on after completing this, I've not had anything yet but it'd be interesting if Aguila popped up to greet me 😂

@Palldor

5 ай бұрын

To be honest I was hoping for some juicy 1v1 and straight up called back. Unfortunately nothing

I'll admit it's hilarious seeing Hands on the verge of not being his chill self, but no way could I do this myself, lol. Hands is a good dude. I still technically did go against his word tho and not only let Jago live, but stopped them from dealing with Arasaka. He's fine with Bennett and Jago working together and I kinda figured he'd like it better if there was no bloodshed at all anyway by taking a diplomatic approach.

“I just reduced your cut I hope you can live with that” *owning all the apartments and having enough eddies to buy arasaka, militech and Kang Tao out and still have left overs* oh noooooo

"I just reduced your cut!" V: laughs with dozens of expensive weapons, cars, and apartments, surrounded by a city full of weapons to loot and sell, while also decked out in more cyberware than half the NCPD.

@kevinforslund52

3 ай бұрын

Haha

Yeah, pre 2.0 engineering maxed out and I am so rich that I don't care about money anymore. 8k per gig lol.

Reduce my cut Me: meh (Sits with over a fortune)

I like the new Mr. Hands over the previous one.

Bennet was supposed to be leader to control the streets. With Hansen gone, voodoo boys openly fight in the streets. Bennet was to keep loyal soldiers patrolling the streets. Which hands is very fond of, given the fact his missions aim for stability.

@zerotodona1495

8 ай бұрын

I would help bennet then cause I can’t stand the voodoos boys. Good to know for the future.

@caad5258

7 ай бұрын

But Bennet himself is paranoid and compromised by Arasaka. This could lead to Barghast infighting, as Arasaka extracts favours out of Bennet, or when Bennet starts killing loyal Barghast members.

Me with my og save that abused the hjke exploit to afford all builds 😂 "i got millions mr. hands, i can buy dogtown and make you my chauffeur if i want" lol

@kevinforslund52

3 ай бұрын

Haha

i love hoqow you can tel mr hands "it is what it is"

"i just reduced your cut" v: *looks at 4 million eddies in his account*

dogtown gigs really made me replay the game just to make other choices

the legendary Enumclaw, WA. Mr Hands

Im sorry daddy 👉👈

@xierma8586

9 ай бұрын

🤨📸

He has a right to be pissed. You were told your job, and you didn't deliver. Simple as.

@abirchtwig9551

10 ай бұрын

he still give you money, I find it a little funny. He basically gives money for not doing your job

@saiga3115

9 ай бұрын

"For the trouble" that's what every fixer does in NC

@user-qr6zn2vc4l

9 ай бұрын

@@abirchtwig9551he wants to express his disapproval at the unprofessionalism, but does not want to piss off THE merc of Night City. Smart man.

@cman_2547

9 ай бұрын

​​@@user-qr6zn2vc4l Lmao piss off a merc? As if that matters more than pissing off a fixer.. You do realize fixers can literally END merc's careers and reputation, turn them into nobodies? Even V knows not to fuck with them, so its in V's best interest to keep them happy and satisfied

@user-qr6zn2vc4l

9 ай бұрын

@@cman_2547 V storms Arasaka Tower and kills Adam Smasher. V kills Kurt Hansen and massacres Barghest. Literally no one wants to fuck with them. Cyberpunk 2077 is an RPG, which means the player character is a demigod who can kill anything and everything. So shove that smug pedantism shit back down your throat and fuck outta my notifications.

"I just reduced your cut, I hope you can live with that" "I have 4 million eddies choom"

LOL I never been in Mr. Hand's doghouse before.

Lmao! When he reduced my cut, I looked at my 6 million eddies and said, "I'm fine with that 😂."

Is there a way to kill both? During this quest there a lot of "Free Dogtown" protests everywhere

Best option is for them to work together; biggest bonus and Hands controls them both

And what happened to Dogtown under Yago's control?

@Paragon231

10 ай бұрын

It went well. Later on Hands informs you that Jago's actually a pretty good leader.

@FadazMada

28 күн бұрын

He'll build an army of vtubers

“I am not pleased V” this line haunts me till this day

I'm more of a professional on these, I have my own ambitions in this game and IRL, but I'll do em in my own time, with the money I earn from these jobs. In the end, you've chosen to be a merc, either don't do the job, or do the job you're contracted to do.

Hands doesn't know i can add billions to my pocket with a simple cheat code

Damn Mr. Hands is Beautiful

Best Way is Bennett get power and Jago at his side threaten them both as Aguilar. Mr Hands will be upset but pay in full. Then later he’ll text or call you and tell you that you did the right thing “Dogtown has never ran this smoothly, glad to be working with a professional”

dw abt it hands was actually happy with jago afterwards

I got them to work nicely together.

I searched for "Mr. Hands" and this is not the content I seeked

@sasquatch7234

Ай бұрын

The content you seek is cursed. Turn back now.

Makes it seem like Mr. Hands prefers to be backed by the Arasakas. F that.

@Vahokif

9 ай бұрын

You can threaten Bennett not to deal to the Arasakas and Hands is ok with it.

Im a professional hands tells me do X I do X but in this case I made jago and bennet rule together. Hands ws pleased and I was pleased that our last gig together turned out great.

@karolswieboda1781

7 ай бұрын

That's what he actually wants. In my game Bennett killed Jago and Mr Hands was displeased. Said something like "thankfully we got Jago's intel before he died so its not that bad, but I'm still gonna give you less cash"

mf got mad a pawn moved to queen

I remember when hand got a more happy tone before, I don't know but I gonna miss him something awful.

He also gets snippy in some texts if you don't do a job the way he wanted.

I don't know if it's a bug or not but i finished every Mr Hands' contract and he told me to go visit him because he has to go, but when i get there he's not in his room anymore, but the mission tells me to go there

I have never heard angey hands. Always done him right.

I still don't know how I feel about them replacing Mr Hands voice actor. This doesnt sound too different but I just imagine how awesome it would have sounded with the original voice actor.

Hands i can spend 20 seconds hacking an outlet to get a quickhack worth 25k. I can live with that😂

mr. Hands is too old to see the amount of eddies he's got to give

Might just be me but I definitely liked the pre Phantom Liberty version of Mr.Hands more. He really fir in with Night City as this dirty grimy person but now he just sounds like a redditor.

the new hands sucks tbh

What happens if you kill them both?

@misternoobie

9 ай бұрын

i am not sure if that is possible.

@danny1229c

9 ай бұрын

​@@misternoobiei know you can have Jago lead and make bennet work with him but yeah i don't know either ! I only put Jago in charge because i could not stand Bennet getting in that load speaker in DT any more it was not only embarassing for DT but bloody annoying too !