Most Quotable Lines in UFC MMA History

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The funniest, most epic and memorable lines ever said in the history of MMA.
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  • @gorillaking_ak4758
    @gorillaking_ak47582 жыл бұрын

    I like how Brock was getting booed but then mentioned beer and getting on top of his wife and everyone was cheering

  • @kanethesevenfootmonster868

    @kanethesevenfootmonster868

    Жыл бұрын

    LOL, FR!!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @volt9934

    @volt9934

    11 ай бұрын

    ONG 😂😂😂

  • @orphanoforbit7588

    @orphanoforbit7588

    9 ай бұрын

    Yeah, that`s the level of intelligence in this sport.

  • @Brown87

    @Brown87

    8 ай бұрын

    "We don't like you for being a champion, but we appreciate that you're attracted to your own wife" 😆

  • @Brown87

    @Brown87

    7 ай бұрын

    @ChrisJones-ek2gm What's that, bud? 😌

  • @loonjake3904
    @loonjake39044 жыл бұрын

    “I am not impressed by ur performance” That has to be the most brutal insult I’ve ever heard well done gsp

  • @sourpatchwrapper

    @sourpatchwrapper

    3 жыл бұрын

    But for real tho, I was not impressed by his performance.

  • @loonjake3904

    @loonjake3904

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sourpatchwrapper if I beat Matt huges in the first round with a flying kneebar 360 no look downercut transitioned into a triangle choke x Gucci would u be impressed??

  • @sourpatchwrapper

    @sourpatchwrapper

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@loonjake3904 I would be impressed by your performance.

  • @TomPuppetmaster

    @TomPuppetmaster

    2 жыл бұрын

    GSP had a moment of bad english there haha

  • @enotsnavdier6867

    @enotsnavdier6867

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TomPuppetmaster I mean give him a break, he's Quebecois

  • @kurtangleinatinycowboyhat4567
    @kurtangleinatinycowboyhat45673 жыл бұрын

    “I’m gonna go home tonight, and I’m gonna drink a Coors Light. That’s a COORS Light cuz Bud Light won’t pay me nothin.” - Brock Lesnar.

  • @alec1115

    @alec1115

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rumor has it Dana White REALLY flipped out when Brock dissed the sponsor.

  • @raulpetrascu2696

    @raulpetrascu2696

    2 жыл бұрын

    Unplanned but god tier marketing

  • @luckyrockmore2796

    @luckyrockmore2796

    2 жыл бұрын

    "I want to thank God, God bless you" also high I.Q. Brock Lesnar

  • @GVoodoo

    @GVoodoo

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@alec1115 well I presume that was the only reason why Lesnar had to apologize after lol.

  • @alec1115

    @alec1115

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@GVoodoo 100%

  • @XXLRebel
    @XXLRebel3 жыл бұрын

    3:44 Hearing Rampage Jackson say "Sheeeeet" is the best thing I've ever heard in my life😂😂

  • @liputter

    @liputter

    3 жыл бұрын

    it sounds so nice

  • @mamamymammasaidthat6764

    @mamamymammasaidthat6764

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@liputter yeh its a keeper for me

  • @macnsteez3938

    @macnsteez3938

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh y'all got carrot cakes up in here???

  • @daexmachinus

    @daexmachinus

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's that black country drawl hahaha

  • @allainangcao28

    @allainangcao28

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@macnsteez3938 Shiiiieeeeeeeeeeettt

  • @dungeonmaster420
    @dungeonmaster4206 жыл бұрын

    How Canadians talk trash: Im not impressed by you performance *shakes hand* GSP is my favorite one, such a nice guy

  • @svetlinsofiev6729

    @svetlinsofiev6729

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @ben9262

    @ben9262

    4 жыл бұрын

    You can tell he didn’t want to do Dana probably made him do it for promo 😂

  • @viz2y

    @viz2y

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ben9262 yea he said later they basically made him say it and he regretted it because not was low class

  • @rBlake

    @rBlake

    4 жыл бұрын

    SongFinder no he didn’t, he said he was zoned out in the crowd and heard hughes mention his name in the post match interview and assumed he was just trash talking so came in and said that, he actually likes him a lot

  • @mattyy101

    @mattyy101

    4 жыл бұрын

    Matt serra knocked him the fuck ut

  • @ToddDCLT4
    @ToddDCLT46 жыл бұрын

    "Hell I might even lay on top of my wife tonight." Amanda Nunes

  • @cwatson42785

    @cwatson42785

    6 жыл бұрын

    Todd Michaels Oh sissor me timbers!

  • @larry149

    @larry149

    6 жыл бұрын

    LMAO!!!

  • @MrT6250

    @MrT6250

    6 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @cheapshic

    @cheapshic

    6 жыл бұрын

    i dont like the hate amanda gets but damn that was a funny comment haha. plus it wasnt hateful obviously

  • @ToddDCLT4

    @ToddDCLT4

    6 жыл бұрын

    "Where Rhonda Rousey fine ass at?" Amanda Nunes

  • @sampreethrv675
    @sampreethrv6753 жыл бұрын

    “When you’re the best fighter in the world today, they don’t call you a great fighter. They call you Chael Sonnen.” -Chael Sonnen

  • @averagebeetle

    @averagebeetle

    2 жыл бұрын

    The Uncle never misses

  • @Fossilized-cryptid

    @Fossilized-cryptid

    2 жыл бұрын

    can't believe hes still undefeated

  • @zanekeeney3177

    @zanekeeney3177

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Fossilized-cryptid I’m guessing that was a joke lol I almost came for you

  • @Fossilized-cryptid

    @Fossilized-cryptid

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zanekeeney3177 i dont joke

  • @zanekeeney3177

    @zanekeeney3177

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Fossilized-cryptid You are a joke

  • @ColtonBarrett
    @ColtonBarrett3 жыл бұрын

    "Beat you within living death" 😂😂 that was the best one! That pause, that laugh, that childlike stomp, even the guy in the back chuckled till he got hit in the face with the chair!

  • @hindurebel

    @hindurebel

    3 жыл бұрын

    the guy in the back was Dana White.

  • @cee5212

    @cee5212

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@hindurebelCrazy how HGH changes your look completely 😬

  • @redbaron5308

    @redbaron5308

    6 ай бұрын

    You’re being funny right? You I know you knew that was Dana 😂

  • @dfredankey

    @dfredankey

    5 ай бұрын

    Way too funny no response needed

  • @E-A-Z-Y
    @E-A-Z-Y6 жыл бұрын

    “Who the fook is dat gooy?” If you look closely, you can see his soul die. So brutal.

  • @surena3727

    @surena3727

    4 жыл бұрын

    No no no you absolutely showing your lack of education The proper pronouncing is Hew da fook iz dat gooy

  • @recipoldinasty

    @recipoldinasty

    4 жыл бұрын

    Er boro hes not a billionaire nut very rich indeed

  • @DannyG21

    @DannyG21

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Er boro billionaire lol there's only been one billionaire athlete of all time and it's tiger woods nothing since. Mayweather isn't even a billionaire and he's got more bank then Connor. So idk wtf your smoking

  • @DannyG21

    @DannyG21

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Er boro Connors net worth is 110 million lol your just making up facts u idiot stfu

  • @vicenteseva6514

    @vicenteseva6514

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Er boro yes he is a billionaire if he lives in indonesia and changes all of his money to rupees

  • @MScotty90
    @MScotty906 жыл бұрын

    To this day I'm still amazed at how high Ken Shamrock managed to kick that chair.

  • @user-to7vm2xe2h

    @user-to7vm2xe2h

    6 жыл бұрын

    MS90 funny thing is look at Dana's face expression before Ken kicked the chair and after hhhhhh

  • @jonmoris9354

    @jonmoris9354

    6 жыл бұрын

    MS90 i agree im glad im not the only one that noticed and it flew straight up it was awesome

  • @EasyST-music

    @EasyST-music

    6 жыл бұрын

    dude got slapped with it lol

  • @EXTREEEEEEEEEME

    @EXTREEEEEEEEEME

    6 жыл бұрын

    MS90 and a nice catch from Dana

  • @nyykSIUUU

    @nyykSIUUU

    6 жыл бұрын

    How Dana catched it

  • @abhishekchauhan-ym5en
    @abhishekchauhan-ym5en3 жыл бұрын

    I don't think Brock Lesnar gets enough credit for getting the UFC where it is today. Dude brought a whole new audience to the game.

  • @beeragonewhere2819

    @beeragonewhere2819

    3 ай бұрын

    Yeah the biggest cheat in mma come on grow a brain

  • @williamkelly8951
    @williamkelly89512 жыл бұрын

    Joe: "Why did you take off your shorts?" Lewis: "Mah ballz was hot."

  • @Joe-ck9gj

    @Joe-ck9gj

    2 жыл бұрын

    Joe: “I understand”

  • @ethanwells1230

    @ethanwells1230

    2 жыл бұрын

    this is my personal favorite quote

  • @CaptainBenjamins

    @CaptainBenjamins

    2 ай бұрын

    Always going to be a classic

  • @angelsaldana6761

    @angelsaldana6761

    Ай бұрын

    You know how scary it is to know that this quote was posted two years ago. And it felt like just a couple months ago I watched that fight live😭

  • @jazzabighits4473
    @jazzabighits44734 жыл бұрын

    "I'm a white boy and I'm jacked, deal with it" - Cris Cyborg

  • @gaboelexo

    @gaboelexo

    4 жыл бұрын

    such an underrated comment

  • @jazzabighits4473

    @jazzabighits4473

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gaboelexo Lol thanks

  • @Redkodiak1994

    @Redkodiak1994

    4 жыл бұрын

    id like 2 c lesnar vs mcgregor

  • @jazzabighits4473

    @jazzabighits4473

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Redkodiak1994 LOL

  • @Redkodiak1994

    @Redkodiak1994

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jazzabighits4473 i think tht would b a good fight

  • @GiorgoH
    @GiorgoH6 жыл бұрын

    "Y'all have pecan pie up in this muthafucka too? Shiiieeett"

  • @ashh9666

    @ashh9666

    6 жыл бұрын

    George Hotousiotis I love rampage 😂

  • @DannyBoy-by5bv

    @DannyBoy-by5bv

    6 жыл бұрын

    George Hotousiotis shit fuckin kills me 😂😂

  • @jh7616

    @jh7616

    6 жыл бұрын

    AshH 96 brilliant 😂

  • @aus995

    @aus995

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rampage is literally a meme now

  • @amensbuildingjourney

    @amensbuildingjourney

    23 күн бұрын

    @@aus995aging well

  • @joemonteirosportsshorts3343
    @joemonteirosportsshorts33433 жыл бұрын

    Nick Diaz: They sellin wolf tickets 0:14 GSP: 👁 👄 👁

  • @AbysswalkerD
    @AbysswalkerD3 жыл бұрын

    1:47 why is this so goddamn funny 😂

  • @DGNT1

    @DGNT1

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think its because Daniel was actually confused. look at his face lol

  • @jaredpayer3928

    @jaredpayer3928

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean really

  • @tenusboat

    @tenusboat

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmaoo

  • @EFCDKZ

    @EFCDKZ

    2 жыл бұрын

    The "I mean really" reminded me of carlton off fresh Prince of bel air

  • @Eyeofthetiger69

    @Eyeofthetiger69

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol. DC was trying so hard to come up with a response there.

  • @trebur1180
    @trebur11806 жыл бұрын

    "This is a simulated death match... and you haven't simulated anyone's death yet" WTF LOL

  • @jhaziv2

    @jhaziv2

    6 жыл бұрын

    Team alpha male level trash talk

  • @oetd13

    @oetd13

    6 жыл бұрын

    JHaz i think that quote wasnt bad at all. He is saying that most of cruz wins are by decision

  • @HugoStiglitz88

    @HugoStiglitz88

    6 жыл бұрын

    That shit was hilarious. Because at that point Cruz hadn't been finishing anyone.

  • @PONYBOYonline

    @PONYBOYonline

    6 жыл бұрын

    Faber is such a goof. I love it. Always has some good punchlines.

  • @zumis1011

    @zumis1011

    6 жыл бұрын

    UFC matches are a simulated death match, if there was no ref in there, and no rounds, then two men would presumably fight to the death. It's a theoretical way to simulate who would be able to defeat and therefore kill their opponent, while trying to minimize the possibility of it actually happening. But, when you got fighters like Cruz who often times barely bruise their opponents, and sometimes take significantly more damage, and still win, it negates that, and makes it more of a game of tag. Really, it's only Cruz, there's plenty of points fighters but none that win by tapping their opponents over and over.

  • @jakelascala1089
    @jakelascala10894 жыл бұрын

    "You think imma just sit there and let you kill me jon? Really?" 😂😂😂

  • @sagekrazy5376

    @sagekrazy5376

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everytime i hear that i die lmao

  • @shivaanrambally9611

    @shivaanrambally9611

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fr tho lmao shit had me dying

  • @TMeek94

    @TMeek94

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 hahahahah

  • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363

    @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TMeek94 if Hell was a party I would want to go there to. Us Christians love pleasure not pain that is why we want to get to Heaven (psalm 16:11 11You will show me the path of life; In Your presence is fullness of joy; At Your right hand are pleasures forevermore). Heaven is all pleasure; 1000 times more pleasurable than anything on earth. Hell is described as fire, pain, misery forevermore.

  • @TMeek94

    @TMeek94

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 I love a good fictional story but I dont get why you are posting it here

  • @AhmetKaan
    @AhmetKaan3 жыл бұрын

    3:17 moment of honesty, the game plan was really that

  • @oddalfhutlur6760

    @oddalfhutlur6760

    11 ай бұрын

    Remember how he always touched costa in TUF back in the days? Wendy is a legend but also secretly a shlong gobbler i think

  • @lawrenceprice3090
    @lawrenceprice30902 жыл бұрын

    I love how Conor looks like his genuinely thinking really hard about who would give him the toughest fight until Jeremy Stephens chimes in. To be far to him, his knockouts are pretty dam scary.

  • @austincosman2907

    @austincosman2907

    Жыл бұрын

    Only guy to rock Nate at the time

  • @FrumpyDucks
    @FrumpyDucks6 жыл бұрын

    nah "that's fucking illegal" is No.1 by a mile, it will never get old.

  • @HugoStiglitz88

    @HugoStiglitz88

    6 жыл бұрын

    I completely agree. They should've played that line multiple times.

  • @TheRealFFS

    @TheRealFFS

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fuck him.

  • @samuel3253

    @samuel3253

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dana's best is smirk followed by "I don't give a fuck"

  • @robertwhittakerp4p1goat3

    @robertwhittakerp4p1goat3

    6 жыл бұрын

    followed by "If you give a shit, Tune in!" that one's hilarious too lol

  • @modestmouse7

    @modestmouse7

    6 жыл бұрын

    what was the quote about?

  • @thenotorious8439
    @thenotorious84396 жыл бұрын

    Where is "Anderson Silva, you absolutely suck"

  • @super7o

    @super7o

    6 жыл бұрын

    chael is off limits , he still verbally destroys connor he just doesnt have da skill

  • @cheapshic

    @cheapshic

    6 жыл бұрын

    plus hes cheesey AF

  • @thebeef2565

    @thebeef2565

    6 жыл бұрын

    He was one round away from defeating the Anderson Silva in his prime. Wouldn't say he doesn't have the skill.

  • @honorguard88

    @honorguard88

    6 жыл бұрын

    Because no one quotes that. 😂

  • @dxburner222

    @dxburner222

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rich Chigga yeah. That is easily my fav post fight interview ever.

  • @luqmanas1534
    @luqmanas15342 жыл бұрын

    GSP is the OG trash talker. He wasn’t impressed with that performance!

  • @coltinm8160
    @coltinm81602 жыл бұрын

    Jones: Hey Pssy are you still there? Silva: I BACK, TRUST ME I BACK.

  • @thetruemanc6195
    @thetruemanc61956 жыл бұрын

    The DC/Jones one is still hilarious😂 "Jon, do you think I'm just gonna sit here and let you kill me?"

  • @user-to7vm2xe2h

    @user-to7vm2xe2h

    6 жыл бұрын

    MCR Kid because that's what I would do I don't know about other people hhhhhh

  • @BNhandle

    @BNhandle

    6 жыл бұрын

    MCR Kid the way he said it as well, was hilarious

  • @BNhandle

    @BNhandle

    6 жыл бұрын

    MCR Kid I bet after that, he was like 'ohhhh' 😂😂😂 he can try as hard as he likes but he's not the best talker

  • @gregg9788

    @gregg9788

    6 жыл бұрын

    He actually said the same thing to Frank Mir before they fought. Frank said that he will break his arm and DC asked what you think I'm just gonna stand there and let you break my arm or something like that.

  • @minilogo1337

    @minilogo1337

    6 жыл бұрын

    DC is a funny fucking guy lol

  • @dznArro
    @dznArro6 жыл бұрын

    “yewl dew nuttin .” i want that on my tomb stone

  • @dznArro

    @dznArro

    6 жыл бұрын

    Derek boy tf

  • @xafbxmoto269

    @xafbxmoto269

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why nate definitely did something lol

  • @xafbxmoto269

    @xafbxmoto269

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Aurelius No haha

  • @ivanbunting5448

    @ivanbunting5448

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dznArro one year later you would have people lining up for miles to piss on it.

  • @ramzichouk4080

    @ramzichouk4080

    4 жыл бұрын

    Let's talk now

  • @jaymarciano011
    @jaymarciano0112 жыл бұрын

    3:18 greatest line ever

  • @colby9945
    @colby99453 жыл бұрын

    "Id like to take this time to apologize.. To absolutely nobody!!!" Lol back when Conor was stone cold

  • @Robc1987

    @Robc1987

    6 ай бұрын

    Probably the best quote in the history of the UFC.

  • @tasman001

    @tasman001

    4 ай бұрын

    I can't fucking stand Conor, and even I have to admit that was hilarious.

  • @yahkomania
    @yahkomania4 жыл бұрын

    Word has it Jemery Stephens to this day looks in the mirror and asks himself "Who are you"

  • @svetlinsofiev6729

    @svetlinsofiev6729

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @danielboshears85

    @danielboshears85

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who is that?

  • @johngr1747

    @johngr1747

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @ILikeVids-lf1vs

    @ILikeVids-lf1vs

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who’s that?

  • @koeit7981

    @koeit7981

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who te fook is dat guy

  • @dkmbstudio
    @dkmbstudio4 жыл бұрын

    "youre on steroids". *shows lesnar on next clip*

  • @joeturner9219

    @joeturner9219

    4 жыл бұрын

    He was only on steroids during the Hunt fight though. Because he was still in WWE.

  • @slyny6052

    @slyny6052

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joe Turner ur an idiot of u haven’t realized Lesnar has been on roids since highschool lmfao

  • @joem6023

    @joem6023

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joeturner9219 pretty sure brocks been on steroids since he was 2 days old

  • @DC-zi6se

    @DC-zi6se

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@slyny6052 "Roided since Highschool" sounds like an 80s comedy

  • @slyny6052

    @slyny6052

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DC-zi6se ur right. It kinda does. Lets start our own comedy show staring leznar the lesbian 💀💀😂

  • @briannetamaraa4557
    @briannetamaraa45573 жыл бұрын

    “Cause if I hurt him I’m not taking his neck” “What are you gonna take?” “.....his soul🤪”

  • @danielcastaneda4356

    @danielcastaneda4356

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm surprised that more people aren't talking about that ruthless is one scary ass dude lol

  • @notme5521

    @notme5521

    2 ай бұрын

    i want you

  • @Du3Lality
    @Du3Lality3 жыл бұрын

    The "Fight Chuck" from Silva was 🤣🤣🤣

  • @horseejohnson
    @horseejohnson4 жыл бұрын

    “ yall got carrot cakes and stuff up there shieeeet “ “yall got pecan pie too “ shieeet 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love rampage 🤍

  • @thechrishouse

    @thechrishouse

    4 жыл бұрын

    skeederbop tv yeah that shit was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @lizetteavila4415

    @lizetteavila4415

    4 жыл бұрын

    skeederbop tv Lmaooo😂😂😂

  • @horseejohnson

    @horseejohnson

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lizette Avila 😂😂😂😩

  • @MarkieC1990

    @MarkieC1990

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rampage was hilarious, loved it when he was on TUF 😂😂

  • @TH3USUALSUSPECT

    @TH3USUALSUSPECT

    3 жыл бұрын

    That one was the best 😂

  • @jamesrund1763
    @jamesrund17636 жыл бұрын

    Calling out a dudes wife after knocking him out. Derrick Lewis is such a savage.

  • @dustinalexander157

    @dustinalexander157

    6 жыл бұрын

    James Rund Fuck Travis Browne. I thought it was funny

  • @zumis1011

    @zumis1011

    6 жыл бұрын

    He only did it because Browne is a known woman beater

  • @cwatson42785

    @cwatson42785

    6 жыл бұрын

    James Rund Wait they are married?

  • @xXSEGISMUNDOXx

    @xXSEGISMUNDOXx

    6 жыл бұрын

    He just called her fine ass

  • @coolblaze442

    @coolblaze442

    6 жыл бұрын

    Chris Watson no they were dating at the time. Now they are engaged.

  • @mr.ditkovich6379
    @mr.ditkovich63793 жыл бұрын

    They way Anderson says "I back" is hilarious

  • @mammothorbust
    @mammothorbust3 жыл бұрын

    I never knew where Joe Rogan’s podcast intro came from till now

  • @ffft873

    @ffft873

    2 ай бұрын

    I thought it was Bryan Callen’s voice, not Nick Diaz 😂

  • @steveestrada500
    @steveestrada5006 жыл бұрын

    "Oh y'all got pecan pie up in this mufucka, shiiiit"

  • @Redheadfan

    @Redheadfan

    5 жыл бұрын

    Rampage the goat

  • @ddd-sx7pw

    @ddd-sx7pw

    4 жыл бұрын

    Steve Estrada sheeeeeet

  • @wazzzombie05

    @wazzzombie05

    4 жыл бұрын

    What do absolute legends say: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

  • @wazzzombie05

    @wazzzombie05

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ddd-sx7pw Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

  • @maximus6746

    @maximus6746

    4 жыл бұрын

    SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYT

  • @joshjoshson5999
    @joshjoshson59996 жыл бұрын

    "Sheeeeeiiit"

  • @509hunter9

    @509hunter9

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sir Joshy 😂

  • @joaocarlosresende9366
    @joaocarlosresende9366 Жыл бұрын

    i've had so much fun watching this, thanks 🤣

  • @joeydrummer7929
    @joeydrummer79293 жыл бұрын

    LMAO Cormier “Jon... Jon .. do you think I’m just gonna sit there and let you kill me?? I mean really ! “ 😂😂😂😂

  • @kaze459
    @kaze4596 жыл бұрын

    "Don't be Scared Homie" - USADA

  • @ElBribri

    @ElBribri

    6 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @cassanateli

    @cassanateli

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kazee EnT that’s fucking illegal

  • @javierduran1390
    @javierduran13904 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not impressed by your performance" Savage

  • @lionsden5123

    @lionsden5123

    4 жыл бұрын

    I believe it’s spelled “Per-FOR-MENZ”

  • @DZ-co4uh
    @DZ-co4uh3 жыл бұрын

    When Lawler said “His soul” I genuinely believed him lmao

  • @nickhansen5386
    @nickhansen53863 жыл бұрын

    “This is a simulated death match, and you haven’t simulated anyone’s death yet” Cold

  • @moutaz30
    @moutaz306 жыл бұрын

    "This is number one bullshit" - Khabib

  • @jamesc2545

    @jamesc2545

    6 жыл бұрын

    Motaz he needs to make weight... thats number one bullshit

  • @snor_flex2613
    @snor_flex26134 жыл бұрын

    best fight plan ever. 1.fufu 2.hit em with some good shit 3.don't get hit 4.come home with good cash

  • @deejaysenda1045

    @deejaysenda1045

    4 жыл бұрын

    WHAT D FCK IS FUFU??

  • @peter9111

    @peter9111

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fufu 😂😂😂

  • @ainz9812

    @ainz9812

    4 жыл бұрын

    its fho fho you deaf fuck

  • @darkgamer-ff6rt

    @darkgamer-ff6rt

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ainz shut the fuck up you dumb bitch

  • @Joshuaeway03

    @Joshuaeway03

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@darkgamer-ff6rt yeah tell that dumb guy again

  • @californiarollwithramensea8220
    @californiarollwithramensea8220 Жыл бұрын

    Nick sitting arm's reach from Dana telling the people they're selling wolf tickets and Dana just standing there like "come on man" is too good.

  • @shhdshhsh4898
    @shhdshhsh48982 жыл бұрын

    I think this is my all time favorite ufc video to date 100%

  • @Erivanci
    @Erivanci6 жыл бұрын

    "And this is still my boy!" - Michael Chiesa's mom.

  • @RainyCityResident

    @RainyCityResident

    6 жыл бұрын

    Erivanci lmao

  • @DekkarJr

    @DekkarJr

    6 жыл бұрын

    LOL. Wow that is fucking savage. Its too bad that Chiesa didn't sustain that bad of a beatdown though like Rockhold did to Weidman.

  • @Popdaddy88

    @Popdaddy88

    6 жыл бұрын

    Rapportus5 a

  • @MrT6250

    @MrT6250

    6 жыл бұрын

    Erivanci 😂😂

  • @mrb1306

    @mrb1306

    6 жыл бұрын

    This one is actually original 👏😂😂

  • @davidlink412
    @davidlink4126 жыл бұрын

    "your playing touch-butt with that dork in the park"....best quote ever

  • @JohnLee-fr6pi

    @JohnLee-fr6pi

    4 жыл бұрын

    You're*

  • @brycegrimaldi94

    @brycegrimaldi94

    4 жыл бұрын

    David Link also from the same quote “you seem to have it all figured out when you’re fightin midgets”

  • @svetlinsofiev6729

    @svetlinsofiev6729

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah lol

  • @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks
    @Mohawks_and_Tomahawks Жыл бұрын

    Brock : "I'm gonna go home and drink a Coors Light, not a Bud Light." Man was ahead of his time. Respect.

  • @HaynesJP
    @HaynesJP3 жыл бұрын

    2:28 Shamrock kicks that chair and Dana catches it like “WTF!!!”

  • @maximstriganov
    @maximstriganov6 жыл бұрын

    Gotta love Nate's game plan

  • @alexandrunicolae5863

    @alexandrunicolae5863

    6 жыл бұрын

    maxim striganov I died

  • @minjuice2269

    @minjuice2269

    6 жыл бұрын

    A beautifully constructed gameplan.

  • @Jong23

    @Jong23

    6 жыл бұрын

    maxim striganov Had me dying😂😂😂💀

  • @dtrain2499

    @dtrain2499

    6 жыл бұрын

    I mean, it worked.

  • @TheBaldyheed

    @TheBaldyheed

    6 жыл бұрын

    Nate is easily the funniest fucker in the UFC 😂😂

  • @Worldatwarwhore
    @Worldatwarwhore6 жыл бұрын

    This is a simulated death match, and you haven't simulated anybody's death yet. Im dead hahaha

  • @the_real_sugarray_robinson1224

    @the_real_sugarray_robinson1224

    6 жыл бұрын

    cbe simulatedly dead that is

  • @kegheihga3374

    @kegheihga3374

    4 жыл бұрын

    He is as dumb as a log

  • @rkellyonu

    @rkellyonu

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@kegheihga3374 UFC fights are simulated deathmatches lol. as soon as the fighters cant fight back or would be killed, the fight gets stopped.

  • @alexc8253

    @alexc8253

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rkellyonu Exactly same thing with choke, you can tap but if it was a death match you will be dead.

  • @ramasai1475

    @ramasai1475

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@rkellyonu that's why they are "simulated" death matches - not death matches.

  • @RetroR0bbie
    @RetroR0bbie3 жыл бұрын

    back when Conor was excited for 60K. He was a hungry and motivated fighter. His last good MMA fight where he was fully prepared was against Alvarez. After making that money from the Floyd fight he no longer had any drive and was far from his best as he did not put the effort a hungry fighter would.

  • @jordenthomson9551

    @jordenthomson9551

    2 жыл бұрын

    So the cowboy conor fight never happened?

  • @RetroR0bbie

    @RetroR0bbie

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jordenthomson9551 It did and Conor dominated. But it doesn't change the points I made. Just because you are no longer a hungry fighter doesn't mean you lose every fight.

  • @Dan_NYCZ

    @Dan_NYCZ

    2 жыл бұрын

    True man. We will not see Conor again :/ and sadly, there will be no one same as Conor :(

  • @Supernova-lc2yf
    @Supernova-lc2yf2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 4:24 "Break out the red panties"

  • @shoox2011
    @shoox20116 жыл бұрын

    ''I back, trust me I back''

  • @giovannirana1715

    @giovannirana1715

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thpinal

  • @joshschneider3134

    @joshschneider3134

    4 жыл бұрын

    Breaks his other leg

  • @dancerv5861

    @dancerv5861

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was ur 400 like ur welcome

  • @footage6402
    @footage64024 жыл бұрын

    A lot of respect to Nate for admitting all of the UFC is on steroids. That was some OG shit right there.

  • @valentinodosantos2925

    @valentinodosantos2925

    4 жыл бұрын

    Actually pathetic to be honest with you ,

  • @rheem5794

    @rheem5794

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@valentinodosantos2925 you just mad he exposed your favorite fighters

  • @MusaDays808

    @MusaDays808

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@valentinodosantos2925 Salty Little Twat 🙄 Fuck Outta Here 🤦‍♂️

  • @knukklez5644

    @knukklez5644

    4 жыл бұрын

    valentino dosantos gtfoh, it’s all true.

  • @joegaribay710

    @joegaribay710

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@valentinodosantos2925 your life is pathetic 😂😂😂

  • @comicslovers975
    @comicslovers9753 жыл бұрын

    This video is gold for mma fans

  • @jarrahpatacsil6476
    @jarrahpatacsil64762 жыл бұрын

    2:22 sounds too much like hes saying his matrimonial lines to him that i cant help but laugh like him 😂😂

  • @veerajpai7342
    @veerajpai73424 жыл бұрын

    "A I'm not surprised motherfuckerz" won it for me

  • @noelramirez9532

    @noelramirez9532

    4 жыл бұрын

    yea that shit legendary

  • @shotdoctor5869
    @shotdoctor58696 жыл бұрын

    This entire video could just be Conor and the Diaz brothers.

  • @atxcat6873

    @atxcat6873

    6 жыл бұрын

    Or Nate trollin conor

  • @jaganize
    @jaganize Жыл бұрын

    1:50 years later, still the funniest response in UFC history!! 😂😂💀

  • @n.montague743
    @n.montague7432 жыл бұрын

    “Beat you into the living death” is my favorite 😂😂😂

  • @michaelzhu6221
    @michaelzhu62216 жыл бұрын

    The best was "im not surprised motherfucker" and "i apologize... to absolutely nobody"😂😂😂

  • @dubheirs511
    @dubheirs5116 жыл бұрын

    "TRAIN BY DAY, JOE ROGAN PODCAST BY NIGHT...ALL DAY!" I've been trying to figure out where that came from for SO LONG.

  • @janrudzki8612

    @janrudzki8612

    6 жыл бұрын

    me too :D I had no idea it was Nick Diaz saying that line

  • @raymondnatividad364

    @raymondnatividad364

    6 жыл бұрын

    Maybe it was just me but for the longest I thought that was Callen’s voice.

  • @UndisputedMoss
    @UndisputedMoss2 жыл бұрын

    “Phuck that, Conor McGregor you have taken everything I’ve worked for motherfucka” - Nate Diaz

  • @The-Dom
    @The-Dom3 жыл бұрын

    "i am not impressed with your performance." is still my favorite trash talk.

  • @LDacic
    @LDacic6 жыл бұрын

    "Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night.. all day"

  • @johngr1747

    @johngr1747

    4 жыл бұрын

    dude got'em a lil twisted there lol

  • @crowns9966

    @crowns9966

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@johngr1747 You know how our boy Nick rolls with it

  • @alenfora1400

    @alenfora1400

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dobar dobar

  • @apalo70

    @apalo70

    3 жыл бұрын

    These people are so unintentionally funny

  • @giphh
    @giphh4 жыл бұрын

    2:23 Lmao that's the funniest shit ever the pause he took and laughed

  • @magico5314

    @magico5314

    3 жыл бұрын

    Funny asf!!

  • @diegoledezma4045

    @diegoledezma4045

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s the best thing Tito Ortiz had ever done lmaoo

  • @austinreed347

    @austinreed347

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tito is great.

  • @aaronnavarro3225

    @aaronnavarro3225

    3 жыл бұрын

    and the way the chair flew priceless LMAO

  • @danielbentley7117

    @danielbentley7117

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was a really forced laugh though.

  • @JustSomeAussie1
    @JustSomeAussie13 жыл бұрын

    "I'm going to beat you into the living death" is the funniest shit i've ever heard

  • @eazimhr5796
    @eazimhr57963 жыл бұрын

    Tony the type of guy to have the memorable quote " hold on brother I'm talking" and not get mentioned in any video

  • @kaleb7045
    @kaleb70456 жыл бұрын

    Nate Diaz be sounding like Walter whites kid from breaking bad 😂

  • @tylerdavis520

    @tylerdavis520

    3 жыл бұрын

    Facts

  • @henry410axe9

    @henry410axe9

    3 жыл бұрын

    brrrooooooo. C'mon, man. LMAO!!!!

  • @stephenhughes5156
    @stephenhughes51566 жыл бұрын

    "Michael Bisping, I love you. You swear at me, I say I love you."

  • @dinuclear3985

    @dinuclear3985

    6 жыл бұрын

    noo "i love you Mike, you said that to me (showing middle finger), i loove you"

  • @HugoStiglitz88

    @HugoStiglitz88

    6 жыл бұрын

    don't forget, SEE YOU SOON, BOOOOOYYYYEE and "no forget Jesus" or no for gay jesus and "HANGING WITH THE BOOOOYYYYEEEEZZZZ"

  • @bendoversr3861
    @bendoversr38612 жыл бұрын

    “It’s Nermal” 😂😂. Kills me everytime

  • @TheGreatCofOz
    @TheGreatCofOz2 жыл бұрын

    “Who the F is that guy” gets me every time 😂😂

  • @guymcguy3083
    @guymcguy30836 жыл бұрын

    Robbie Lawler will forever be in my nightmares after what he just said

  • @CPUGaming

    @CPUGaming

    6 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was corny, actually. Not to mention that Conor is a bad styles matchup for Lawler.

  • @guymcguy3083

    @guymcguy3083

    6 жыл бұрын

    D Snipes so? if that fucker looked you in the eyes and said he was gonna take your soul you'd shit yourself

  • @guymcguy3083

    @guymcguy3083

    6 жыл бұрын

    D Snipes don't act tough it was a joke

  • @RiseAboveMagic932

    @RiseAboveMagic932

    6 жыл бұрын

    k

  • @MrBaseballplayer25

    @MrBaseballplayer25

    6 жыл бұрын

    He’s kinda scary in person too.

  • @renko4651
    @renko46516 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not surprised motherfuckers" After he strangled UFC's Goldenboy. That's so fucking epic

  • @Uncle_Baby_Billy

    @Uncle_Baby_Billy

    6 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Ortiz yup, not only that but the fight was starting to go in nates favor.

  • @LionOfKashmir

    @LionOfKashmir

    6 жыл бұрын

    How people can a rate a decision (which was closer than people think) over Conor almost getting TKO'd and then getting choked the fuck out amazes me. & 99% of these Conor dick riders aren't even Irish. lmfao

  • @PirategamingClan

    @PirategamingClan

    6 жыл бұрын

    Renko wins the rematch and Conor says "surprise motherfuckers the King is back" now that's epic. Talk ab chills

  • @EVO6-

    @EVO6-

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ahmed Hussain They're not taking about statistics or technical dominance, it's about how physically damaged and battered Nate was.

  • @excution99

    @excution99

    6 жыл бұрын

    1-1 deal with it bitch.

  • @markpalacios3233
    @markpalacios32333 жыл бұрын

    I was today years old when I found out Nick Diaz is the Joe Rogan opening voice for his podcast 😂😂

  • @popshot8898
    @popshot88982 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad you used the uncensored ones for the Diaz brothers lol

  • @fiacremcaleer5057
    @fiacremcaleer50576 жыл бұрын

    "I'd like to take this chance.. to apologise.. to ABSOLUTELY NOBODY, sir" - Sage Northcutt

  • @Hittlinho

    @Hittlinho

    6 жыл бұрын

    ercaif Leeracm everybody*

  • @crazydunker92
    @crazydunker926 жыл бұрын

    Nothing will ever top "who da fook is that guy".

  • @jase4010

    @jase4010

    6 жыл бұрын

    crazydunker92 had me rolling

  • @KRoOoOoZ

    @KRoOoOoZ

    6 жыл бұрын

    "thats fucking illegal" is better and still making me laugh no matter how many times i watch it :)

  • @Shardonizer

    @Shardonizer

    6 жыл бұрын

    I believe: "Do you think i am just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon" is the best one by a country mile

  • @Grimy_Aaronarr

    @Grimy_Aaronarr

    6 жыл бұрын

    Shard hands down the funniest one

  • @boltspeedman21

    @boltspeedman21

    6 жыл бұрын

    crazydunker92... it's good, unless you actually watch a lot of UFC and you know EXACTLY who Jeremy Stephens is cause u love MMA fighting

  • @starmorpheus
    @starmorpheus3 жыл бұрын

    5:23 finally found where this audio came from lol

  • @marszxc
    @marszxc2 жыл бұрын

    We need you back

  • @rorybanta515
    @rorybanta5153 жыл бұрын

    I think Faber saying "you haven't simulated anyone's death yet" is low key the funniest line in the video

  • @prozzt

    @prozzt

    6 ай бұрын

    I’m saying 😂

  • @guardian2-735

    @guardian2-735

    3 ай бұрын

    I was looking for a comment like this 🤣 such a stupidly awesome line

  • @tedjarman4686
    @tedjarman46863 жыл бұрын

    3:46 "Oh y'all got carrot cake? SHIIIIIYYYUTTTTT" You gotta love Rampage Jackson

  • @Edith_Puthie96
    @Edith_Puthie963 жыл бұрын

    2:20 Is probably the funniest moment in this whole video. All dramatic at first followed by the pause then laughter. Amazing😂

  • @amischiefofsouls
    @amischiefofsouls Жыл бұрын

    “Oh y’all got carrot cakes and stuff up in here? Sheeeet. Oh y’all got pecan pie up in the mfer too? Sheeeeet.”

  • @topsecret5110
    @topsecret51104 жыл бұрын

    5:24 ooohh... that's where that's from

  • @aidiancazares9619

    @aidiancazares9619

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was fucken amazed 😂😂 I had that exact reaction . 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

  • @TerrisLP

    @TerrisLP

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was Joe saying it the whole time...

  • @GabrielGarcia-lw4tb

    @GabrielGarcia-lw4tb

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TerrisLP same lol

  • @yeetwchybaban

    @yeetwchybaban

    3 жыл бұрын

    Huh

  • @johnggg7770
    @johnggg77704 жыл бұрын

    I seriously think Conor had no idea who that guy was. You could clearly see the confusion on his face😂😂😂

  • @adamhassan385

    @adamhassan385

    4 жыл бұрын

    He stated in a recent video that he did, and gave props to Jeremy

  • @davenadeau8671

    @davenadeau8671

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah he just said he knew who he was and that hes a good fighter, he was just giving a good show.. I'm just confused when you say ''you could clearly see the confusion on his face'' when he has those huge glasses lol

  • @johnggg7770

    @johnggg7770

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dave Nadeau ok

  • @johnggg7770

    @johnggg7770

    4 жыл бұрын

    PantsTheThird Das cool

  • @youknow2849

    @youknow2849

    3 жыл бұрын

    Conor admitted to knowing who jeremy was and even gave him complete credit on his abilitues and said he respects Jeremy, seems tour the only one that hasnt seen this interview of Conor's lol

  • @smashOsmash
    @smashOsmash3 жыл бұрын

    these are really good quotes

  • @dublindubs23
    @dublindubs236 жыл бұрын

    lmao the diaz bros are the best

  • @megareyes9153

    @megareyes9153

    6 жыл бұрын

    None of them ever won a UFC belt

  • @oreohobo9807

    @oreohobo9807

    6 жыл бұрын

    Omega Reyes You a special kind of slow

  • @crowns9966

    @crowns9966

    4 жыл бұрын

    Best brothers in MMA for sure

  • @MC-ls1up

    @MC-ls1up

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@oreohobo9807 right lol

  • @decespugliatorenucleare3780

    @decespugliatorenucleare3780

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol they have dat hood aftertaste

  • @MejorContoneo
    @MejorContoneo4 жыл бұрын

    "Train by day Joe Rogan Podcast by night! All day! Aaaaaand boom, were live"

  • @God-iz3of

    @God-iz3of

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I was expecting the drums afterwards

  • @creep2300
    @creep23003 жыл бұрын

    the "don t be scared, homie" gets me every time =))

  • @aaron9777
    @aaron97772 жыл бұрын

    “Beat within the living death” lmao

  • @ashh9666
    @ashh96666 жыл бұрын

    3:46 to 3:54 Shiiet 😂😂 I love Rampage

  • @bravonana10

    @bravonana10

    6 жыл бұрын

    Clay Davis

  • @jackcooper8490

    @jackcooper8490

    6 жыл бұрын

    Best part

  • @MScotty90

    @MScotty90

    6 жыл бұрын

    Look how much food he has lol

  • @XX-dq5hd
    @XX-dq5hd6 жыл бұрын

    The atmosphere & noise in that room after Conor said "who the fook is that guy" is absolutely mind blowing

  • @DropBombsInOctagons

    @DropBombsInOctagons

    6 жыл бұрын

    "You know damn well who I am" - Demi "Dick Devour-er" Lavado

  • @user-go7oo8rb8b
    @user-go7oo8rb8b2 жыл бұрын

    U back

  • @fight8the8feeling8
    @fight8the8feeling83 жыл бұрын

    I love rampage two times in a row just “shiiiii”

  • @fadiebrhem7174
    @fadiebrhem71744 жыл бұрын

    Khabibs “I will smash your boy” should be on this. Mcgregor is still the funniest though.

  • @maxp5568

    @maxp5568

    4 жыл бұрын

    Word... And... 'my balls was hot' & 'Hit em with the 3 piece and soda'.

  • 4 жыл бұрын

    Facts 💯

  • @kungfukennytde6065

    @kungfukennytde6065

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was okay

  • @Madness1299

    @Madness1299

    4 жыл бұрын

    Also "It's Tony time bitches"

  • @Guy-cs8yj

    @Guy-cs8yj

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Dees ees namber wan boolshit”

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