Damn noah knew my neighborhood and house. Well time to relocate again

@jewdyke7974

4 жыл бұрын

That will do nothing. Noah is always watching.

@damienway9696

4 жыл бұрын

That’s cereepy

@TheTechCguy

4 жыл бұрын

It looks like Nuketown.

@Whyyyyyyyyy.

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheTechCguy That's the town next to us

@bobkarma0140

4 жыл бұрын

But Noah I live in the country

6:40 leave a message after the tone.

@Kossita-

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit i haven't laughed that hard in awhile

@blitz7488

4 жыл бұрын

When you call 911, but they think its a prank call

@carsonhogan3420

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@usmanliaqat6908

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@joebrown9078

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 🤣

“I see you in the window” Noah: proceeds to shoot me

@sucethvquiroz6309

3 жыл бұрын

Jared Valleskey so true

@3v_karimm

3 жыл бұрын

Stabe

@frozztbitz119

3 жыл бұрын

"Calm it down. Calm it down" Noah: ( *Continuously* *blasting* *gauges* *into* *human* *pin* *cushion* )

@sgtmicrowave9102

3 жыл бұрын

No witnesses

@corbenbeanstv

2 жыл бұрын

Medic medic

Bro, sounds exactly like my house, mine also has: a backyard, a front yard, a house, a garage, and some neighbors. He just knows too much.

@nateonhighcrack34

3 жыл бұрын

Omg bro that's so cool

@melitaadams8190

2 жыл бұрын

That's better than that's been cool it is incredible

@melitaadams8190

2 жыл бұрын

I meant to say that is better than cool it's insanely amazing

Noah: killing tons of zombies in my backyard Me: watching him slaughter my family at the reunion

@lavarockgaming1229

4 жыл бұрын

Kalel for some reason I can relate.

@dilloncurry7625

4 жыл бұрын

You win

@carsonhogan3420

4 жыл бұрын

Ok

@fever_clowned4324

4 жыл бұрын

Lolz_Riot what the....

@minecrafttroll5053

4 жыл бұрын

Hahah

Noah: exists Billy: MOM THEIRS SOME WEIRD MAN RUNNING AROUND IN THE BACK YARD AGAIN

@Jackman0323

4 жыл бұрын

@@SpicyTunaRoll97 *Claps hands together* BOII

@yoo349

4 жыл бұрын

TORGUE FLEXINGTON Bruh thats wrong too lmao

@Jackman0323

4 жыл бұрын

@@yoo349 ik right xD

@kskillerboytre3586

4 жыл бұрын

@@SpicyTunaRoll97 Im just going to say it. Its Theres or there is

@iAmThatOneDuck

4 жыл бұрын

@@kskillerboytre3586 Well... It's "I'm", "it's" and "there's", but you tried.

Noah: "your right in that window watching me " Also Noah: " CANT WAIT TO CALL IN THIS NUKE"

Him: this is your back yard Me: no it’s not *goes into my back yard* Me: oh crap it is my back yard

911: 911 whats your emergency? Me: hi there is a man in my backyard shooting people with explosive bullets, drinking sodas, and picking up floating items that are glowing green. 911: you know its illegal to prank call 911 right?

@Nick-yv1wj

4 жыл бұрын

He ain't lyin

@gdkadefizer707

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@joshlanier8567

4 жыл бұрын

Uh yes operator my Noah is making off sounds in my backyard again... Send the calvary

@PixelPickle-rk3ym

4 жыл бұрын

No I’m not lying, I SWEAR, I’m not, I’M Not, I’M NOT DO YOU HEAR ME I’M NOOOOOOTT LYII- *beep* *beep* *beep*

@oofityoofoof4180

4 жыл бұрын

OH BOY!!! HE JUST STARTED TO SHOOT THE WINDOW!!!

6:40 when the elevator gets to your floor finally

@Snoopin-ub4cr

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@rocklee9199

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Maske I know right

@Prizm17

3 жыл бұрын

It sounded like some kinda siren 🤣🤣🤣

@devinbuongiovanni5848

3 жыл бұрын

im dyin rn

@nasinas1233

3 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh SO hard

6:40 "You have arrived at your destination."

@nateonhighcrack34

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Noah: this map is so difficult Me: Hmm doesn't looks like that Me: "sees boss spawning round 3" -_-

Me: what is that noise *sees Noah with a mini gun destroying zombies*

@judgment5090

4 жыл бұрын

Huh, neat

@fieryphoenix9764

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah just another normal day

@xwkys

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne

@GenTheFurredArtist

4 жыл бұрын

just a normal day in the crazy place we call earth

Noah: **unloads 4 shots into room** Also Noah: _CALM DOWN!_

I love how he got the China lake at the start and didn’t grab it

@davidremilio7449

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure we all know how terrible that gun is

@metalhead522

3 жыл бұрын

And why would he?

@slomotionchaos7586

3 жыл бұрын

@@metalhead522 because that’s one of he guns he wanted

@Werk4Cash

3 жыл бұрын

@@metalhead522 it’s a gun he wanted

@soyeahsauce

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't grab it cause he wanted phd first

How did Noah actually get me to clap my hands? The enthusiasm? The persuasive tactics? Oh well I did it😂🤷🏽‍♂️

@taylorwainwright9014

2 жыл бұрын

Y’all weird af

@mr.nobody8848

2 жыл бұрын

@@taylorwainwright9014 yeah we know😌

@helloiamhuntersubifyouwant4714

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@OscarCuhhh

Жыл бұрын

@@taylorwainwright9014 right lol

5:42 That is a genuine reaction... I *FELT* that.

@adonias7772

4 жыл бұрын

And at 19:15

@tripztropz8747

4 жыл бұрын

Agree!!!

@lilyoung24king72

4 жыл бұрын

He faked it

Bruh that's actually scary he described my backyard and neighborhood perfectly including my neighbors and where I'm watching the video

@BigOleBenny

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh Man oh you mad huh

@BigOleBenny

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh Man nah you ruined it with your first comment

@josephb4356

4 жыл бұрын

@Bruh Man stay mad igaf

@Rk-ns8fc

4 жыл бұрын

Zahir Mustaffa ur mad

@Rk-ns8fc

4 жыл бұрын

Zahir Mustaffa first off u watch people take things out there hair. 😂

I like how the upgraded spaz is named the sandy ravage. The Legendary spastex-130 lives on

It always gives me anxiety when it looks like he replaces his good gun in the mystery box

Me at the beginning of the video: "I'll know if you didn't clap" Nervous sweating Clapping* Edit: Man I lost the like from Noah because I fixed a grammar error

@razioski_7833

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao nerd

@XxXxStrongerxXxX

4 жыл бұрын

Razioski _ Lmao dweeb

@razioski_7833

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh people can't see im joking 💀😂

@Ara-Arachne

4 жыл бұрын

@@razioski_7833 Lmao nerd

@TJS123

4 жыл бұрын

Oof

I laughed so hard at the beginning of this

@royalpeterson9527

3 жыл бұрын

same the beginning where he was talking about the backyard made the video

@grub729

3 жыл бұрын

Why?

@xxphhhxx6921

3 жыл бұрын

Jack Connelly what does double tap 1.0 do

my microwave when the hot pocket is ready: 6:39

“IT WILL NEVER BE OVER” repeating over and over in my head...

Noah: "This is your backyard" Me: "But... I don't have a backyard..."

@SC-kl9cu

4 жыл бұрын

Xfulminex that’s your backyard

@griffcult8025

4 жыл бұрын

Your delusional xfulminex Your dehydrated That is your backyard

@ApexOrSomething

4 жыл бұрын

I live in a flat though.. 🧐

@SC-kl9cu

4 жыл бұрын

@@ApexOrSomething that’s your backyard

@ApexOrSomething

4 жыл бұрын

S C Wha I don’t get it (Edit) ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

"getting pretty low on ammo" *Literally has 600 rounds left*

@pski88

4 жыл бұрын

Then also gets a max ammo and proceeds to blow thru almost 200 rounds of minigun 🤣

@carsonhogan3420

4 жыл бұрын

He meant in the clip

@carsonhogan3420

4 жыл бұрын

Never mind I just got there

@KeyLxwKey

4 жыл бұрын

right what a dumbass

@joebrown9078

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 🤣

Thanks for getting rid of those pesky zombies for me Noah. I’ve given you a 5 star Yelp review

Noah: did we get mulekick no we didn’t get mule kick HOW DID WE NOT GET MULE KICK Mule kick:sitting next to hard line

6:20 AHHHHH MY HEEEAAAD!

Gets electric cherry Noah: oh yea it's all coming together

@GenTheFurredArtist

4 жыл бұрын

**thonk**

6:41 my man Noah sounding like the elevator ding.

@Rylee30

3 жыл бұрын

XD

The intro was prob the funniest and most creative of all the intros i've seen in any youtube vid lol

Noah: Don’t panic! Everyone: *panic intensifies*

*clears throat* DAY 8: HEY NOAH YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PLAYING GUN GAME ON THE WORLDS SMALLEST MAP? WOULD BE PRETTY NEAT EDIT: The first one, not the Smaller Worlds Smallest Map, just the Worlds Smallest Map

@minecraftsteve2504

4 жыл бұрын

There's a new one now

@deathknightjeffery

4 жыл бұрын

@@minecraftsteve2504 You're right I need to change the comment

Noah: this is Timmy turners house the Timmy Turner: I'm my neighbor

This man keeps missing perks that are actually good

So Noah is in my backyard casually drinking my beers that I saved for harder times.

@xl_realking8969

4 жыл бұрын

RazzeK lol

@legolivesmatter5736

4 жыл бұрын

RazzeK unfortunate

Son: Mom can we get Noah Mon: we already have Noah at home Son: *starts looking for Noah in the backyard*

I love how I was thinking of the other perks you dont have then I was like tombstone? Oh he does not have tombstone then you get tombstone as soon as I said it lol

6:22 literally murdered me

I didn’t know my backyard had a mystery box

@Cartop342

3 жыл бұрын

This is my second account

@AlexDripz

3 жыл бұрын

GEARBOX JUST GEARBOX we don’t care

Noah: *tries to accept death* Game: I don't think so pal

7:19 Turn the subtitles on apparently music is going on

@noob_slayergaming3179

4 жыл бұрын

What the heck? That’s not right

@takodawilcher1804

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe cause of cherry it makes a shocking noise when it is activated

Noah: playing for 4 hours but still reloading before every max ammo Me as an intellectual: realizing it’s a bo4 max the first time he grabbed one

@patrickftw8464

2 жыл бұрын

lmao I do the same thing. it's engraved into my brain. even when me and a friend know you don't need to reload, we still constantly catch ourselves doing it lol. it's like meleeing chests in elden rings after playing all the souls games. sure, I haven't seen a mimic the entire playthrough.. but I still smack every chest just incase

Everybody watching this at this moment hasn’t finished the video

@ComedyClipz_1

4 жыл бұрын

Christian Tejada was very true

@TumbeezyCookies

4 жыл бұрын

ARE YOU WITH NOAH IN MY BACKYARD?!

@ShitFucks

4 жыл бұрын

Howd u know

@dyl950

4 жыл бұрын

Wut

@iRaven-_-

4 жыл бұрын

I finished the video and the kills streak glitched out

Yeah, No clap for you because I didn't get a fire bow tutorial!

@AhmedSaad-vn1oo

4 жыл бұрын

Vicente Ramirez he did

I can hear him start to go crazy at the beginning cause of how long he's spent trying to beat the map

Had to rewatch this video to see if Noah was still playing zombies in my backyard

Me: Sees Noah in my backyard "I got a pistol!" Noah: Pulls out minigun "Fight me." Me: "Just don't break anything." Noah: Fires dual shotguns at my window screaming "CALM DOWN!!"

Noah: I have every perk. Me: where is the other double tap

Imagine a perkaholic on this map 😂

NoahJ: GIVE ME DEATH, INSTANT DEATH, GIVE ME DEATH. PERKS: WELL, NO.

@khristiancoleman8581

3 жыл бұрын

Yooooo😂

If that was my backyard it would be the world’s smallest map

Noah: gets PAP minigun and infinite damage shotgun with an on contact explosion grenade launcher Also Noah: dual wield rangers? YES FORGET THE OTHERS

@crystos-he

4 жыл бұрын

it was easy to tell he only got those cuz he thought it would be more entertaining for us

@dyl950

4 жыл бұрын

Nah probably to save ammo

@crystos-he

4 жыл бұрын

@@dyl950 as I said, easy to tell

@thejacks8171

11 ай бұрын

he streamed the whole thing bruh he was playin for awhile before this video. 😭

Lmao dude the ending had me laughing harder than the beginning... Lmao

I love how he got two of the seven deadly sins as guns, aka Sloth and Gluttony. 😂

Me: See's title* Also me: Noah for one day..... ONE DAY

@lopoke89

4 жыл бұрын

Broccoli XD for one day what

Noah: “Let’s be nice. Five more kills until I get a random perk. If my random perk-” *suddenly, a wunderwaffe* Noah: :o “Before everyone- This is not- this is actually not a very good-” *pulls minigun* Noah: :O

Noahs on dem perks

It's 2 in the morning, I ain't clapping unless I wanna die

@TheMagykKonch

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

5:40 reaction when you win million dollars

Faster than the death machine, that's how quickly I clicked.

@sharonmiller4842

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@sherms255

4 жыл бұрын

"Sure you did"

Ending was the best part. The irony was amazing.

noah - “calm down, don’t panic” also noah - *shoots 6 shells through your window*

Noah has reached his peak of mental insanity🤪😂

Noah slowly turning to a psycho from playing these zombie maps getting downed so many times

me: whatching the video noah: stares into my soul while watching the video

everyone: Noah: i know it if you don't clap! me:👐👏

If it’s my house then why am I watching it in first person, if I’m watching from the window?

@Pickleskibidi

4 жыл бұрын

Spectator mode you genius

Getting the jug in this map is like getting widows wine in de xD

How many times we’ve heard “this is this run” then goes down few minutes later. Your awesome Noah

I think this map has made Noah go crazy

Clap for the 4 hours of fails before this magical experience of a video

Sorry noah. Couldn't clap cause i was too busy liking the VIDEO.👍👍👍

Noah: *Gets widow's wine* Also Noah: 🔴🔴🟢

This is fun to watch

Noah: shotguns are risky to use Also Noah:( Picks up rangers)

Of course NoahJ knows where our house is seeing how he is a zombie God. Duh!!!

@matthewlafontaine7386

4 жыл бұрын

He's not even that good

I’m dying 😂😂😂 couldn’t even die in peace

*only people who have seen Wilfred warrior know this* Noah: *in the backyard* Billy: ma put the hellhounds out there’s something in the backyard

@SL-fq1zc

4 жыл бұрын

I bet there is gonna be a reply “WhY PuT tHE HeLLHoUnDs OUT? ItS “mA PuT THe DoGS AwAY ThERe iS SoMEtHiNg iN THe BACkyARd”” The hellhounds kill Noah in the backyard -_-

@Rylee30

4 жыл бұрын

I get it

Noah: *sees Apothicon Servant in box.* Noah:”Nah I’ll skip.” Kids:”IM TRIGGERED!”

Noah: I'm in your back yard! Me: Welp time to help this man not die!!!!!

Every body show Noah some love and give him 5 mil we can do it

“Like” if you clapped when he said to clap!!!

Isn't the spawn room the house of a bo2 character? Remember a mission where thay drank beer.

@CheesecakeLord.

4 жыл бұрын

Suffer with me?

The funny thing is there is a Mr Frank across the road from me lol

the "instant death" at the end was hilarious😂😂

6:41 Ok Metal Detector

6:20 I started panicking when a man with a neck beard started shooting akimbo double barrel shotguns through my window

He almost perfectly described my backyard

I love how Noah said "Don't panic" will he panics

noah: wow i'm surprised the game hasn't crashed on me bo3: *Aight ima head out*

too high to be in a deep thought of watching him through my window killing zombies bro

been wanted to see some zombies and this guy does it all so I'll sub!

I feel that Noah is slightly getting crazier by the day and I’m being serious

Me: mom theirs somebody in my backyard killing zombies Mom: that's me

What am I going to tell mum. Lots of dead corpses and a lot of holes. Thx. Haha

1:48 not a single soul: Noah: FUN? HAHAHHHH FUNNNN

He looked so finished from the beginning ok from this map. xD

6:01 Noah: nobody panic Everbody: starts panicking