Sounds like Ashley just wants to meet a nice policeman to date.

@knoelle1357

5 ай бұрын

Or firefighter! Good idea, tbh. 😂

@CatEater--ImeanLover

5 ай бұрын

Or hospital bills to pay

@TurtleSB

4 ай бұрын

You don't know that fidgety people exist. I feel bad for her.

@AmalaBean

3 ай бұрын

@@TurtleSBtrue

@melodioushaste

3 ай бұрын

There's something wrong with that girl.

That kid who saved his sister is a hero! And he has good aim. 😂

@0.-.0

4 ай бұрын

Yeah dude that's amazing!

@JenniferMassey-ov4yk

4 ай бұрын

He got aimbot

@Destineebedoya

3 ай бұрын

That kid who saved his sister is a hero and he has good aim

McDonalds should have rewarded that guy for his honesty. Not everyone would have returned it.

@i_draw_whatever1677

4 ай бұрын

Won’t be surprised considering the economic crisis

@Destineebedoya

3 ай бұрын

Mcdonalds should have rewarded that guy for his honesty not every one would have returned it

@NSmokingWeed

3 ай бұрын

I believe the restaurant did, just free McDonalds for a month

"Drugs or sex?" "Ummm the second one" 😂

@Traydrill46

2 ай бұрын

First one is an L

Wait this year is over??? I'm still stuck in 2021

@mateolopez9277

5 ай бұрын

Good for you, I'm still stuck in 2014 :D.

@Navimumbhai

5 ай бұрын

U and me

@Violet.the.Budgie

5 ай бұрын

@@Navimumbhai omg your comment was 30 seconds ago

@Ice0472

5 ай бұрын

:( yup

@mbrow

5 ай бұрын

Wait...we're in the 2000s???? Time doesn't fly. It rockets. (yes, I know rockets fly)

The McDonald's guy deserves a golden arches card good for free food for life

Ashley needs to keep her hands to herself!!!

@Cricketcheep

4 ай бұрын

Anxiety makes it hard

@moonieistired7263

3 ай бұрын

I think fidget toys would do her good, if she’s embarrassed about carrying something like that around, there’s specially designed fidget jewelry for adults that’s very discreet and actually looks really pretty

@callycharles2515

2 ай бұрын

Getting stuck and having to call for help is certainly not helping her anxiety. @@Cricketcheep

"You know how bad i want this money? Why you gotta do this to me?" Lmao 😂😭😂 you're a good person sir!

God I feel so bad for the cop that had to escort the porta potty soaked criminal in the their car but that is hilarious!

@Andytheevien

4 ай бұрын

That is why in Australia we have patty wagons. Like a station wagon but the rear is a windowless enclosed cabin.

@ElianaPena-cj5qi

4 ай бұрын

​@@Andytheevienooh, let him marinate in his own stink 😂 I like it

That meatball is a hybrid meatball. Not just mammoth but also elephant and sheep.

The slingshot kid got a headshot medal😂

5:41 Go, robot, you're free !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bennygstrainvideos

4 ай бұрын

Robot: "I can do whatever I want now!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shizukagozen777

4 ай бұрын

@@bennygstrainvideos Not for too long unfortunately ! 😭🤣

What business doesn't use a bank bag for deposits? Especially one as huge as McDonald's

@0.-.0

4 ай бұрын

A location with a bad manager, that's who.

@mountendew

3 ай бұрын

Exactly! Sounds almost like a drug dealer money drop

@Destineebedoya

3 ай бұрын

What business doesnt use a bank for deposits especially one as huge as mcdonalds

McDonald guy deserves free food for life

@theblanklogo

5 ай бұрын

Or at least $5000 worth.

@realcanadiangirl64

5 ай бұрын

That would be a death sentence

@Destineebedoya

3 ай бұрын

Mcdonald guy deserves free food for life

I remember the kid + slingshot story -- that was amazing!

*2023 was a rollercoaster im not ready for 2024* 😮‍💨

@heatherdeep8367

5 ай бұрын

2022 was still worse

@AnOnymOusGojO.

5 ай бұрын

@@heatherdeep8367 some people have it harder than others.

@kyle6209

5 ай бұрын

What a baby

@Rihardololz

5 ай бұрын

WW3, Nuclear winter?

@AnOnymOusGojO.

4 ай бұрын

@@kyle6209 *what a baby?* Excuse me Elon musk. You have all the money in the world to not care. ✋

Mittens for grown Ashley. 💯

@2degucitas

4 ай бұрын

And a fidget spinner

the most offbeat stories is SSSniperwolf not being banned from KZread

@Arkensius1157

5 ай бұрын

If only KZread could take care of SSSniperwolf and the Bots

little David slaying Goliath ♥

@e.o.2678

2 ай бұрын

That’s exactly what I thought!!

wow, even robots dont want to work anymore these days ;-)

The boy's a real marksman with that slingshot. Good job! 👍

I hope they named the baby girl Harriet after her ancestor! That would make for a cool tradition.

Slingshot savage

That robot Marty made a great escape! LMAOOOO!

@2degucitas

4 ай бұрын

What do Martys do? Besides escape.

If I saw a robot with googley eyes coming towards me I’d freak out

I recall the Marty story. Much success and health to all.

Ashley, word of advice.. bring soap and water

Bobcat almost got him 😬😬😬

Marty: "NO DISASSEMBLE!!!"

The girl who keeps intentionally getting stuck…… screaming for attention.

@Rihardololz

5 ай бұрын

Mentality of a toddler, she gonna need care taker soon.

@jaimefewer6297

5 ай бұрын

Yes, came for this comment 👏

@Ash_NuggTato

5 ай бұрын

I could tell it was on purpose, if it wasn't on purpose they wouldn't of been recording and neither of them was trying to think of ways to get her out, just laughing and recording

@ALIVE-666

5 ай бұрын

Wait when was that

@Charlie-yv3ib

5 ай бұрын

the start of the video lmao??@@ALIVE-666

Marty's like, "I'M FREEEEEEEE!"

Give Steve MRE the meatball, he’ll eat it!

With the McDonald's money i would give it back just because i couldn't do that to the person responsible. But you know on top of that they would probably go back on the cameras, run your plate, and the cops would show up at your house anyways

@Drippyshxt_69

5 ай бұрын

But if they didn’t know the money was in a bag and when they gave it away they’d have to run every single plate from that day wouldn’t they?

@GrandMasterLynx

5 ай бұрын

The person could’ve thought it was Mr Beast

Love the Porta potty one

Me don't need fake food😂

𝗔𝘀𝗵𝗹𝗲𝘆 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳😂😂

@otrebla8944

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, you can tell she does that on purpose.

Looks like Ashly needs attention 🤦🏻‍♀️

5:21 justice for marty let him be free😓😓

Uh did we get a dna test on that baby girl😂😂😂 im just playing, congratulations ❤❤

@0.-.0

4 ай бұрын

That's sooooo funny omfg

Merry Christmas everyone

@Arkensius1157

5 ай бұрын

Thanks...but for my father, it is a sad day because his dog died

@mateolopez9277

5 ай бұрын

My condolences ​@@Arkensius1157

@Arkensius1157

5 ай бұрын

​@@mateolopez9277 Thanks. Buddy (the dog) had to be put down because he was suffering with cancer for a long time...

Oh come on Ashley

2023 went by so fast. I don't even remember anything after 2005. I am freaking so damn old I don't even know why I am still alive.

3:34 I hope her name is Harriet ❤❤❤

First girl screams attention seeking...three times..talking about "anxiety" 0:02 girl bye

2023’s Bizarre Adventures

Same this happen to me in the cart but an lady was behind me and pour hand sanitizer in my finger it got out ❤

Now the family is Downing on their Audrey. The first pink nursery in 5 generations you can bet shall be treated like a princess.

I have anxiety and know don't put ur finger in the shopping cart and anything that u can't get it out

2:18 the way he says “the second one”

Marty was taking his paid 15 minute break.

Fack that $5,000 from McDonald's. I'd have said thanks!

Man that kid is a sniper with that slingshot 😂😂

I remember that police chase

That McDonald’s bag would’ve never been seen or heard of again

My cousin was obsessed with Marty when she was younger and I see that robot about every week because I live in Massachusetts

That boy better become a sniper when he grows up

My mom tried for a boy 3 times and got 3 girls n gave up:(

@annamarielewis7078

5 ай бұрын

Thank goodness. Ashley needs to keep her hands to herself ‼️

2:18 she’s asks like a cashier at Burger King asking if you want onion rings or French fries with your meal 😂😂

0:58 I should pay him a visit

I’m surprised this wasn’t censored! 7:24 Wtf?

I'm glad. I'm ready for the election year. It will be like a TV show. We're in for a very entertaining year

Wow, a slingshot kids still use them. Haha, wrong address, no sex here 😂

That Marty was actually at my Martins. We went and saw him after lol

I think that first girl who gets her finger stuck is doing it for attention. 3 separate times emergency services needed to be called?

@kellymonroy8802

5 ай бұрын

she said she only called for help once

David!!!❤❤

The McDonald's was a test of your integrity from God himself. I would've failed. They should really really use a deposit bag. How did they not know the bag felt to heavy I think were getting clowned on this one.

the marty story made me laugh

2:20 what was not told was that she made a lot of money

Well done Owen!

Hopefully that first person getting herself stuck in everything has to pay for wasting first responders time over and over

The feminist calling men to save her from a cart...

this is why we cant have nice things ashley

I’d never go back to that’s McDonald’s and keep it, do y’all realise how much fkn money that place makes?

That girl with the cart just wants attention, shes so desperate!

@Aaliyah_Pinkfish

5 ай бұрын

fr

💯💯👍

Elaine house lmfaoooo

Nah bruh they broke their 138 day streak

I thought that was samosa in the thumbnail 😭

She said she would use her gun next time someone came up there. I wonder how many bodies she's buried in her backyard.

Last story.....wtf?? Who would?? At a loss for words! Why????

The guy with all the boys in his family should do a DNA test just to make sure.

That poor bobcat!! I’m so concerned that it could have been suffering from internal bleeding, torn muscles or ligaments, fractured or broken bones, or even broken teeth. I’m disappointed that no wildlife rehabbers nor veterinarians were even consulted. It’s not necessarily obvious whether an animal in that situation is injured or not. It’s so frightened and stressed that it’s adrenaline is pumping, it’s frantic to escape, you’re not going to be able to evaluate the animal thoroughly. I would think that having been hit by a moving car, x-rays, possibly ultrasound of the abdomen, and a physical examination to check for all the stuff I mentioned, plus any cuts, scrapes and bruises that must be there. To drag it out and then toss it out and drive away? That animal, if it has a fractured jaw or ribs, internal bleeding, broken teeth, anything like that, it could die slowly and painfully. This moment, having the cat there, knowing what just happened, this is the time to call a wildlife expert, a rehab center. I really sincerely hope that this cat was as unscathed, unharmed as it was acting when it sprang into the truck. ❤😢

@addiescoquettequeens

4 ай бұрын

I'm not being mean but its a wild animal and they have baby's so its not as big of a deal as you're making it

The kid with the slingshot is sick

"i'm a little hor$ny...." who just casually says that?

that brother must came from sogeki island

The dude at McDonald's was a good person... but so stupid that money would be mine

That is a cougar. A bobcat is smaller, grey, & stripped.

Dang fell bad for that lady with the drug and yeah

@FreedomJane-bx4um

5 ай бұрын

The police can legally use your information. This lady is probably an unwilling participant in a sting.

@Violet.the.Budgie

5 ай бұрын

@@FreedomJane-bx4um but the police didn't use there information?

Ashley’s hand has 6 more lives 😅

I WOULD'VE KEPT THAT 5K FROM MCDONALDS!!! Finders keepers, losers weepers!

No thank u to mammoth meat 🥩

Startin to think Ashley is doing this on purpose…….

That lady that sticks her fingers in the carts is clearly just an attention-seeker. It was so obvious.

Goo marty!

0:05 ...

MARTY BROKE OUT!!!

0:21 anxiety makes you do that? girl no thats adhd 😂

@gracellekieko

3 ай бұрын

Anxiety can cause fidgeting just as adhd can. You dont know her, and if she struggles with anxiety it isnt your place to try and correct her

@idkwhattosayhere01

3 ай бұрын

@@gracellekieko i have both adhd and anxiety so im pretty sure i have a place and know what it looks like but thanks lol

AHHH ENGELBERT ENGELBERT 😮😮

This is why we love McDonald's because they gave money to him

So…did the meatball smell good or bad?