Most Memorable Catchphrases - Key & Peele
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Nooice! Slap-Ass! Deez nuts. This collection of catchphrases puts the pussy on the chainwax.
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That "noice" makes you realise you had one annoying friend, but he is the only friend who knows you better.
@garlicglueog423
2 жыл бұрын
@Jonathan H Kim Polo flama brought me here
@JohnPritzlaff
2 жыл бұрын
because deep down we are all that annoying friend to someone
@nanilama7016
2 жыл бұрын
@@JohnPritzlaff nah the fake one n never helping one
@spacekoalalove
Жыл бұрын
and he's only annoying because he reminds you too much of yourself.
@bennieboi7114
Жыл бұрын
@@garlicglueog423 your mom brought me here. Btw that’s the stoopidest most nonsense name I have ever seen. That is all, you are not allowed to reply.
"These nuts were supporting life on your chin"
@stillton5592
2 жыл бұрын
"These nuts passed away on your chin"
@JehBasquiat
2 жыл бұрын
These nuts were seriously on your chin
@keyzcapone1381
2 жыл бұрын
No they didn’t
@djbministry
2 жыл бұрын
Ehehehhahahah...repopulate your mouth...
@s8n458
2 жыл бұрын
@@djbministry Deez nuts were repopulating on your chin
I'm pretty sure that Key and Peele create these characters just to live out their wildest hairstyle fantasies :D
@sparklechristmas6015
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂yh
@holaya2616
2 ай бұрын
Nooice
@cannotfindmyshoes3
27 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure these nuts were on your chin just to live out their wildest hairstyle fantasies.😐
“Do you trust me?” “No.” “I’ll take that as a yes”
@smithytom7405
2 жыл бұрын
DEESE NUTZ LOL!!!!!!
@DrMontrays
2 жыл бұрын
@@smithytom7405 DEESE NUTZ LOL!!!!!!
@EndangeredWood
2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@dreadmacklemore9951
2 жыл бұрын
Feel free to say no but will you switch seats with me I will not take no for an answer
@rahitshekh
Жыл бұрын
These nuts trust u on ur chin😂😂
These guys are such great actors. They're just saying "noice" back and forth but I'm actually feeling the scene.
@ionisius
Жыл бұрын
the nooice skit is by far one of their best, with that interview one
@murkyturkey5238
Жыл бұрын
@@ionisius you can’t beat the substitute teacher though 😂
@tommybrown9534
Жыл бұрын
@@murkyturkey5238 my fav one gotta be the aggressive telemarketer 😄
@reverbscherzo7850
Жыл бұрын
It’s the music, lol.
@yrdyekcy2709
11 ай бұрын
It's mostly music that makes this scene. Also their face expression.
"With great power comes great respronsetrilitras" just like uncle Ben used to say
@calvinrussell4385
2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Ben used to say "With get power comes these nuts on your chin."
@Chrishoult32
2 жыл бұрын
I always loved your uncle bens rice! So good
@smithytom7405
2 жыл бұрын
SLAP DATASS
@basidan4488
2 жыл бұрын
These nuts on your chin have power
@dungbui1341
2 жыл бұрын
Uncle Benadryl
“We gonna draxx ….thlem…sklounst” 😂😂😂
@user-kv9uj3gn4x
2 жыл бұрын
I need to see a video of their backstory, their Terry combating training days
@user-eu4bq8wn8w
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-kv9uj3gn4x yes!!
@diletante6800
2 жыл бұрын
The "passenger" on that plane is soooo good. How he kept it together to get through this without falling on the floor, is ....,😂
@kingumm41
2 жыл бұрын
That shit makes absolutely no sense and here I am wheezing typing this shit 😂😂
@jadedjay7861
2 жыл бұрын
I still don't know wtf he means but I like it.
I died when he said “Raphie, this is the major leagues. We are all from the Dominican Republic.”
@Simon-ph1nf
2 жыл бұрын
go Rhinos
@calebcochran27
2 жыл бұрын
These nuts on your chin were from the Dominican Republic
@kizersosay28
Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious!
@bp6837
Жыл бұрын
Halleluiah. Youre back from the dead.
@Teamohh22
2 ай бұрын
INTERVENTION hahaha ahahahah😂😂 for **SLAP Axx* come on mannn for old times sake 😂😂 #GoOdGame
“You done messed up, A-Aron!” 😂😂😂😂 I cant take it anymore. It never gets evenly remotely old.
The variety of subject matter, the writing, the production, the accents, and acting never cease to amaze.
@dyinhope6840
9 ай бұрын
You've never seen Chappelle show then? Cause they literally just took his shows entire concept.
@themug406
4 ай бұрын
@@dyinhope6840Youll be shocked to learn Dave didnt invent sketch shows, slow up before you speak buddy
@Gl6619
2 ай бұрын
@@dyinhope6840I guess you never heard of “In Living Color” because if what you say is true, than Chappelle basically copied that entire concept…a sketch show which plays on racial stereotypes and misconceptions…we can even go back to the Flip Wilson show…or Richard Pryor’s show in the late 70’s
@Gl6619
2 ай бұрын
@@themug406he’s basically repeating what Chappelle said…and he said that because he lowkey mad that he didn’t get the acclaim Key and Peele got..but Chappelle outside of being a comedian doesn’t have much else to offer…and him walking away from his show he basically became persona non grata in the industry…he make all type of excuses now, trying to claim Hollywood was trying to put him in an insane asylum…anyone with any common sense knows he sabotaged himself
@cannotfindmyshoes3
27 күн бұрын
These nuts on your chin never cease to amaze.😐
“I looked this woman in her optic stems and said bihhhh” 😂
@evanbrown6977
2 ай бұрын
Read this as he said it …. You’ve won sir
@dodiN-lk9jm
Ай бұрын
But did u said bitch tho?! 😂
@cannotfindmyshoes3
27 күн бұрын
👀
@misfitsman805
25 күн бұрын
"You said that? But but you said biiitch though??"
@audiolatte
10 күн бұрын
That killed me how they evolving how they described eyes
That “Pussy on the Chainwax” skit will really make you tear up 🤣
@Mugruncher
Жыл бұрын
I want to embroider that on a throw pillow 🧵
@KyleGD
Жыл бұрын
puthy on the chainthwax -mike thyson
@Johnbobon
6 ай бұрын
@@KyleGDNoice.
@Gl6619
2 ай бұрын
Low key wholesome…but they always add a bit of a melodramatic edge to their sketches which give them some heart…that’s what sets their show apart is the promise of the sketch…it not strict parody or satire….they add melodramatic or low key horror elements
@apeshitclothing
2 ай бұрын
@@Johnbobonnooice
“These nuts passed away on your chin” “No they didn’t”
@thatomokubung879
2 жыл бұрын
No, they didn't.
@mikester4896
2 жыл бұрын
@Whatsapp➕ ➊➋⓿➏➏➐➊➐➎➒➍ These nuts will always be remembered against your chin
@cannotfindmyshoes3
27 күн бұрын
They did though.
The terries skit got over 100 catchphrases on its own
@lloydrajkumar572
2 жыл бұрын
The terries skit got over 100 nuts on your chin
@Mugruncher
Жыл бұрын
The word “terries” in and of itself is iconic
the music in their skits is always so good. also, love how peele goes from being a dork to really serious and normal expressions in a split second.
The range of characters/impressions these dudes can do is hilarious
"Tackle and Grapple" "Special Discount for College Students" Why the heck does this get me rolling. 🤣
The way he hugged the tree like a little boy in fear of mom after the women looked for them! Such details to the character! Still catch little details when you rewatch sketches !
@Mugruncher
Жыл бұрын
Just trying to blend in like a koala 🐨 😂
@mcfly_2.0
8 ай бұрын
Very accurate 😂😂😂 11:10
"Nobody here has ever heard anyone say 'slap ass' before you" Damn he's right 😂
we all know the best phrase of all Key & Peele is: "WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSODRILIEDRENCE"
@Phx516
2 жыл бұрын
With great power comes great these nuts or your chin
@JojoThoughts
Жыл бұрын
@@Phx516 these nits had great power on your chin
That "Because with great power comes great respronsatrilitrance" got me dead😂
“Your the only slap-ass that matters Garcia” That Real Love right there
There are some of their skits I just can’t understand how they can keep a straight face no matter how many times they practice
these nuts passed away on your chin 😆
The bewildered "I'm on vacation" dude in the "Terries" skit is one helluva an actor. He played the part perfectly and believably. We need to see more of him! Kinda' blown away by his performance, tbh.
If you see some Terrie’s trying to get froggy, you gotta fireboard those mother jammers 🤣🤣🤣
@StraightouttaBristol
Жыл бұрын
Nooice....
@njabulomncwabe38
7 ай бұрын
@@StraightouttaBristol...Nooice
@museofbastille13
5 ай бұрын
Well actually, you're supposed to draxx thlem sklounst
@onlycommentsonmobile
Ай бұрын
If any terries come up in here, we gon get our Bergeron
Me when Key and Peele uploads a new compilation: "Noice!"
@jmak5552
2 жыл бұрын
These nuts were uploaded on your chin
@WengStansWorld
2 жыл бұрын
Nooooiiiiccceeee
@talalempos
2 жыл бұрын
@@WengStansWorld these nuts were nooice on ur chin
@Doomroar
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah they always put the pussy on the chainwax!
@talalempos
2 жыл бұрын
@@Doomroar ye they always put these nuts on ur chin
My nephew is named Aaron. We all keep calling him A A Ron. He's gonna hate us when he's older lol.
But you said bitch though? 😂
@lovehoes09
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Muk1R1
2 жыл бұрын
That one killed me😂
@unishale2783
2 жыл бұрын
ain't nothing but a thing
@sethbishop6890
Жыл бұрын
That skit kills me for some reason
@Rickuttto
Жыл бұрын
I cant take it. Its just so funny…my face hurts from laughing, and Ive seen the skit so many times. “But you said bitch though?” I love it when he busts out the binoculars.😂😂😂😂😂
"This is the Major Leagues...we are all from the Dominican Republic."
The substitute teacher with the funny names and "Draxx them sklounst" are my favourites.. 🤣
@Tonyhouse1168
2 жыл бұрын
I literally think about “draxx them sklounsts” at least once a day…
@Puschit1
Ай бұрын
@@Tonyhouse1168 Any idea what it is supposed to mean?
@Tonyhouse1168
Ай бұрын
@@Puschit1 yep, and it’ll get you 15 to 20 in the state pen
"Nooice" needs to be made into a heartwarming drama which will then will win some Oscars, Golden Globes and just for the heck of it some Tonys.
@nijankhatiwada9725
Жыл бұрын
That's noice 😁
@StraightouttaBristol
Жыл бұрын
🤔
@Puschit1
Ай бұрын
It already is?
I legitimately started to feel bad for the guy addicted to a “slap ass “… How did you guys do that LOL
@Mugruncher
Жыл бұрын
Me too. He just needs a special someone who likes being ass slapped.
THE TACKLE AND GRAPPLE PART LMAOOOOO
Honestly I've never seen anyone on their level,they're just fantastic and most importantly they let us the audience sink in their jokes🤣🤣🤣
@dyinhope6840
9 ай бұрын
Your right, cause Chappelle show was better and on a different level.
"Time flies when you're having fun".. funny no matter how many times i hear it
@lloydrajkumar572
2 жыл бұрын
Time flies when you're having these nuts on your chin
@kevinschmitt2572
Жыл бұрын
@@lloydrajkumar572 😆😆😆
"You tryna start a thing aren't you??" 🤣🤣
@5050TM
Жыл бұрын
why do you care so much :'(
How dare they not include *both* Mr. Garvey sketches. That is ludicrous, churlish, and inacceptable!
@karmabum21
2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing about "slap ass" part 2
They should have released this a week earlier so I could have put one of these for my yearbook quote.
@artnull13
2 жыл бұрын
“I put the pussei on the chainwax” - could have gone down a legend 😂
@joeman4901
2 жыл бұрын
@@artnull13 I was considering it, but I don’t want to get canceled in 35 years.
@elpapirin9240
2 жыл бұрын
You could have just watched the episodes when they came out.
@ernestareheart4238
Жыл бұрын
If he was ruminating over a yearbook quote not even a year ago, and this originally aired 2012-13, he would probably be watching age appropriate things. Or hell, he could have but I doubt a 7 or 8 year old could grasp even a quarter of the content with any true comprehension anyhow. Also, stop being so dramatic man. As if you're going to be someone that is just so damn important yet infuriating that someone would go though all the trouble to dig up a yearbook quote that's not even going to be put online unless you put it there yourself. So, yeah. Maybe rethink the little one liners where you try to sneak in your ideological leanings with the subtlety of a circus bear playing a trumpet. Because in 35 years, you're definitely not going to be being backgrounded for your comedy career man
“Okay Max Legroom” always gets me
"The stand users could be anyone!" The standusers: 27:16
@BrushyMite
2 жыл бұрын
Stand Name: Draxx Them Sklounts
@daviddiazv17
2 жыл бұрын
@@BrushyMite Ability: Hypotheticals terries in the clavicle
@rithrius5384
2 жыл бұрын
The stand users: 1:05
oh my god that slapass skit lmaooooo their acting is so fkn good what the hell
"What girl?" Gets me every time dang Wendell 🤣🤣
There are some hidden gems on the Wendell one: “Stabbin Cabin and “face 10, body 10”
@alxk3441
Жыл бұрын
"upstairs, downstairs, all around the downstairs--as you do.." I'm literally crying right now from laughing so hard at that skit
Let's be fair - their best catchphrase is "Insubordinate... and churlish"
@korindoseng4953
Жыл бұрын
Belakey
@evelynvongizycki1017
Жыл бұрын
A-Dam
@aditimooley
Жыл бұрын
Jake-qualin
The dude on the plane is such an amazing actor he gave such a performance
@jiovannymontanez987
2 жыл бұрын
These nuts gave a performance on your chin
@Chadner
Жыл бұрын
@@jiovannymontanez987 I just want to go on record and say that your comment was not funny
@sanguiniusthegreat7098
Жыл бұрын
Yeah his acting is super underrated
@whate2477
Жыл бұрын
@@Chadner These nuts werent funny on your chin
@JojoThoughts
Жыл бұрын
@@Chadner it was though
“Then I got nasty with the cheezy bread…” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my face hurts from laughing. Go Wendell!
Most memorable catchphrases video and not a single C O N S E Q U E N C E SSSSSS
"We gonna get our Bergeron" is criminally underrated.
@KINGKCA19
Жыл бұрын
I was always hoping somebody else caught that 😭😭😭
@jennifer9047
6 ай бұрын
It's like they picked the most obscure and uncool celebrities to reference in this sketch, Tom Bergeron, Terry Garr, Hayden Pantinerre, Diane Keaton... Why???😂😂😂
The Draxx them sklounst episode should be put in a vault for future generations to enjoy.
Slap ass is a roller coaster of emotions.
Bro I've been saying noice for years because of this show 😂
@purplehz97
2 жыл бұрын
NOOICE!
@tristandauod
2 жыл бұрын
Same😂
@lloydrajkumar572
2 жыл бұрын
I have been saying noice for years because of these nuts on your chin
Great to see J-quelin raising her left-right-left hand at the roll call
The tiger mural behind the “tackle and grapple”😂
I’m already a heap on the floor before the first sketch even ended. 😆
"Take yo ass down to principal oshaghennesy's office right now, and tell him exactly what you did!"
9:18 best way to find out where she wants to eat is to tell her “Guess where I’m taking you to eat?” Go with her first guess, but keep saying no to all her answers.
My favorite line from the terries sketch is "with great power, comes great respronsitrillitrence"
"DRANX THEM SKLOUNST"🤘 ...Can't imagine how many takes it took just for that guy to keep a straight face and play along with the duo .This skit is just too hilarious plus the crazy hair and beards 😂. And yes, I'm watching Key & Peele on Christmas :)
That moment between the two buds in the rain was so heartfelt and sweet ❤️… . . . It was also NOOICE
@psjpocco
2 жыл бұрын
and women say men can't express themselves...
@bishopharris1265
2 жыл бұрын
@@psjpocco I haven't met any woman that's said this
@waltermh111
2 жыл бұрын
@@bishopharris1265 They write quite a few articles about it online. Lucky you that you dont know any of them.
@bishopharris1265
2 жыл бұрын
@@waltermh111 viewing those articles as a conglomerate of female opinion rather than radical misandry is unhealthy for you.
@flewkisdead
2 жыл бұрын
@@waltermh111 Guy says he hasn't met a woman who has said this and you bring up random online articles as examples of women you have met who say this...
What about: “Meegan! Your Jacket!!”? And “Mark👀… with a ‘K’🤷♂️”?
“Sexually, of course”
“This is the major leagues Ralphy, we’re all from the Dominican Republic” LMFAOOOO
I don't know how anyone makes it through filming. I'd be laughing just looking at them.
“Hey look you’ve been doin this for about a week now” God damn it Vincent
@Lucifersfursona
2 жыл бұрын
(Crying) it worked in every situation
@Lucifersfursona
2 жыл бұрын
“You said *~bitch~?”* “Y... y-y.... yeah?”
@Lucifersfursona
2 жыл бұрын
This summer offers hard spankings for the boys
@Lucifersfursona
2 жыл бұрын
Living yaoi paddle Rafi
@Lucifersfursona
2 жыл бұрын
The faces the actresses are making during tackle and grapple are so fucking funny She’s just 😀 21:49 the woman to his right just. Good. Strong powerful decision
They're the peak of comedy for me.
…427 times… Time flies when youʻre having fun😂
Imagine having friends like them 😂🤣🤣
@lloydrajkumar572
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine having these nuts on your chin
Why did the noice one get me emotional 😂🤣
The one I use almost everyday is "ain't nothing but a thang!" Shit is so clutch.
"These nuts were supporting life on your chin" "Nowaiaudqhgduh" Best. Quote.
They probably could legit pull from real feelings in the Noice sketch. These guys have been working together so long
Yooo Key's hair was crazy in noooice 😂😂😂😂😂 that crazy mess
Everything Paulo said in the ultimate fighting skit was memorable
These guys are both great comedians and actors. Acting and not just comedy roles too.
@benkinsey13
Жыл бұрын
And peele is an outstanding director too
me and my friend have been acting out the airplane skit for so long dude it’s incredible
@SaltyD3plorable
2 жыл бұрын
It's seriously the funniest sketch I've ever seen. I laugh every time I see it
It’s exhausting almost watching these skits. My face and stomach muscles literally hurt from laughing. And Ive seen them so man6 times and I laugh just as hard.
@lordturtle8735
Жыл бұрын
What does "almost watching these skits" mean? 🤣
@Soldier3511
Жыл бұрын
there is supposed to be a comma but its the internet so you dont need one
@headtonix
Жыл бұрын
@@lordturtle8735 🤣 or laugh so hard you can't concentrate on the t.v
Feel free to say no, but can we switch seats? I will not take no for an answer 🤣
13:33 bro the way me hermanos voice breaks when he says 427 times killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂nigga this is gold
I get tears each time. Such commitment to funniness.
@kevinschmitt2572
Жыл бұрын
I got tears each time I put these nuts on your chin 😆
someone’s gotta reupload with yellow subtitles of what they’re actually saying because that would make me cry harder
"That's unfortunate… CONFERENCE!" LOL
Bro "these nuts on your chin" has become a very common recurring joke in my friend group. Thank you Key & Peele for being so god damn funny.
“427 times” 😐 “time flies when you’re having fun man” 😂😂
28:30 I just noticed peeles hair's a hat
I truly appreciate Key and Peele for doing the “NOICE!” skit as I’ve been using it for years but other than my friends they had no idea what I was saying and thought it was a typo lol after this sketch, everyone understand what I meant by “noice!” and that I wasn’t misspelling “nice” or “noise”
"Terry's" cracks me up every time.
This the duo are simply on my top comidain actors with every verity of stereotypes, scenes, skit, trends and some times risky humor ideas and still deliver a perfect outcome.
Brilliant comedy sketches! I can't get enough of them !!! LMFAO 😂 . Thanks guys, Key & Peele !
@kevinschmitt2572
Жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of these nuts on your chin
when wendall said kerslunkkkk 😭😭😭
26:28 "okay let's see what the blondes have to say first" got me good😆😆😆
These guys are geniuses. 😆! Making sense outta stupidity
"I look her in her eyes sockets and said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch"
This is the first time that I've seen a man jonesin' for a slap-ass. LOL!
@lloydrajkumar572
2 жыл бұрын
This is the first time I've seen these nuts on your chin
Slapass withdrawal was hilarious haha
@justwait1061
2 жыл бұрын
That was the best! I was thinking he was about to have track marks and shit lol
"This is major leagues... Everyone here is from Dominican republic... " This speak volumes about the games in USA 😅🤣
When hugging the tree at that moment I felt that scared to death lol
“These nuts were memorable on your chin”
Comedy geniuses. As simples as that. I love how demented and brave their ideas are.
Fun Fact: After this episode aired……pussy on the chain wax *was* a thing. Lol ppl really did say it. So the art inspired reality.