These guys have spent their whole lives mastering the art of talking but not saying a single thing

@JoeSmith-db4rq

2 жыл бұрын

Oh they’re definitely saying something… I just don’t wanna fuckin hear it lmaooo

@abiyoyo9831

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a good skill to have. They just apply it inappropriately

@ESFDragxnFistEntertainment

2 жыл бұрын

Too much. F bombs and fragmented sentences with no context.

@23onmywrissssttt

2 жыл бұрын

The Kyrie Irving school of Communication

@shadowssniper5282

2 жыл бұрын

I think you got those flipped buddy. They mastered the art of saying a lot of things but never actually talking. I just realized that you might have meant the same thing because talking and saying are synonyms but whatever. I spent thirty seconds writing this so I’m going to post it.

"Girls only care about looks" At the same time: "I'll leave my wife and children if I think she starts to look ugly" Big brain

@TehSeksyManz

2 жыл бұрын

The Noam Chomsky of Chads

@Ar1AnX1x

2 жыл бұрын

that dude probably doesn't understand what Projection means

@LudaChez

2 жыл бұрын

Lol any guy that says girls only care about looks are average looking men with shitty personalities. Women will fuck a man that makes them smile and laugh all day.

@helloworld2784

2 жыл бұрын

Is this the same podcast that called women "boxes of vaginas" and fcking other girls is just like them pissing then moving on and it shouldn't be offensive or it's another podcast

@crestfire8008

2 жыл бұрын

I had a guy online also say that girls are shallow and only go for looks. But science show that women go for men with higher status and intellect, not looks. I guess it's more comfortable to believe girls aren't attracted to you because of your looks instead of your low intellect and low status

3 guys, one braincell. The much needed sequel of 2 Girls, one cup.

@dominquedestine777

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@hamburgerdog25

Жыл бұрын

What brain cell

@Nname-xk6bv

Жыл бұрын

Whats the difference really,the 2 girls and the 3 guys vomit and shit onto each other mouths on camera,at least the girls were getting paid,whats these goobers excuses.

@DE.V.S

Жыл бұрын

I hate you for reminding me of that forsaken video.

@darealestfarter

10 ай бұрын

The girl has that brain cell these 3 guys don’t have a single brain cell it’s basically like talking to a really bad ai

These guys are the embodiment of the phrase: "I have two braincells, and they're both fighting for third place".

@anaionescu8913

9 ай бұрын

This is the best thing I've read in a few weeks, thank you

@charliepremostudios8869

6 ай бұрын

And sadly, they make 5th.

@ARCtrooper_bliz02

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Some people need to understand they can just talk to their friends normally and it doesn't have to be a podcast

@rubyaddison5446

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

@Kal-El207

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 this is beyond facts.

@LiebeXHaine

2 жыл бұрын

😂 welcome to the new era........shit hurts my brain and soul

@kayemendi4501

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@justalostlocal

2 жыл бұрын

They're the types to invest in nft and Crypto, commodifying reproducible digital spaces and jpegs. Of course they'll try making money off their personal relationships and their psycho babbles.

A guy gets dumped once when he’s 15 and then his entire personality becomes about money and hating women

@thecasual4698

2 жыл бұрын

And I took that personally.

@somethingsomething3996

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but they usually flip their shit when I accuse a guy of being gay when his entire personality is hating women, its funny to watch them become so defensive

@LassetUnsSpielen

2 жыл бұрын

that year has not treated him well...

@zinnia5659

2 жыл бұрын

@@somethingsomething3996 they way they’re so obsessed with women while simultaneously hating them, it’s like .... sounds like you wanna be us? A bit sus if you ask me.

@lemmings6516

2 жыл бұрын

But don't worry he'll get over it, they aren't the stronger gender for nothing 😂

I love how optomistic these guys are about "when my wife" or "if my girlfriend" yeah, they're putting the cart before the squid.

@AccanWish

3 ай бұрын

I’m not familiar with that idiom of sorts

@skwyd3341

2 ай бұрын

@@AccanWishthe usual idiom is cart before horse but I think they changed it to squid to indicate that they have no chance instead of just getting ahead of themselves

@SpecialOrder935

Ай бұрын

I’ve never heard Squid before the cart 😂 usually it’s horse before the cart

"females only care about looks" "If my wife doesn't look like a supermodel after 3 kids I'm leaving her"

@iamwritingrightnow8217

2 жыл бұрын

„Hey bro we should start a podcast where we talk about how awful women are. That will surely get us laid.“

@0megaWarrior

2 жыл бұрын

@@iamwritingrightnow8217 "And rich too! But be careful because then all the women who already want us will want our money too! Because that's all women want is our money!"

@carlpanzram2012

2 жыл бұрын

Thisis hilarious, but this contradiction makes sense. The "i judge woman critically on how they look" is only a reaction to them thinking that woman judge THEM critically. They Dont want to be in the judged group, their view of woman makes them think women only view men as drones to be used for money and sperm. This puts them low in the hierarchy, And as overcompensation THEY adapt a mentality where ITS JUST BETA MALES that get treated like this by women, so THEY need to be ALPHA MALES that treat WOMEN that way. I hope you can follow my reasoning. Tldr, they think woman are cruel to men, so they are cruel to woman. Its the typical behavior of someone who has been hurt or abused. They have become the abusers. Its kind of sad in a way, but it's quit typical human behavior.

@UnCreativeDeconstructionism

2 жыл бұрын

1:37 *"I have no mouth and I must scream" some dumb shit."* Lmaooo

@SomeYouTubeTraveler

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlpanzram2012 You hit the nail on the head. They're the ones who'll complain the most about Victim Mentality, when they themselves are the ones espousing it.

Dude hears the word "respectful" just once and writes a goddamn incel manifesto.

@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799

2 жыл бұрын

The pot calling the kettle? "An incel manifesto" you are an incel

@bigbabado8296

2 жыл бұрын

@@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 But how though? They said nothing for that conclusion to be reached

@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799

2 жыл бұрын

Penguinz digusts me, his attempt at ruining my reputation wont work well for him

@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799

2 жыл бұрын

Penguinz is decades older then me 🤣🤣 "grandpa"

@yetislasagna7487

2 жыл бұрын

@@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 how old r u 7? i could tell tbh

you know someone is just an insufferable person when "fuckin'" comes out of their mouth every other word

@spidertheo3613

3 ай бұрын

You just insulted all of Scotland XD

@sttonep242

Ай бұрын

I can’t believe how many grown men act and talk like cringy teenage boys. Just awful.

@jebus42069

Ай бұрын

How fuckin dare fuckin you fuckin

@memerofblaviken6326

12 күн бұрын

untrue. Some of the best and kindest people I know swear like sailors.

@mire4794

4 күн бұрын

heyyyyy, not all of us are like that...

The longer I live on earth the more I understand why roosters scream when they wake up in the morning.

@sarpsays

Ай бұрын

Why did I never hear this quote before... good one lol

@KaijuEmperor-xi5qg

19 күн бұрын

It's the same reason I scream when I wake up in the morning

combined IQ of those three guys: 2

@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799

2 жыл бұрын

"2" thats the age penguinz goes for, penguinz is a known nonce.

@chi_chai

2 жыл бұрын

3.5 or 0.5 if you take away the approximate 1.5 deviation I assume they have. As a regular persons is 15 points up or down. So lowering the bar is best for them. I'd say the latter of 0.5.

@cactus.man_

2 жыл бұрын

@@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 reading your comments makes me feel sad for you

@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799

2 жыл бұрын

Feel sad for me? Cool, if you want to feel sad for a person trying to live there life while being harassed by a bunch of weirdos and nonces on the internet thats up to you. 🤣🤡

@redlobster1143

2 жыл бұрын

@@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 sheesh, buddy. Pipe down, will you? Just stop embarassing yourself for a minute

"Women cheat more than men. This is because I, a man, am so loyal I would give my wife, the mother of my children, one (1) warning to stay hot and thin before I ditched her."

@jdmnissan

2 жыл бұрын

funny cuz it's true they do

@naruinoiscanoninanalternat2947

2 жыл бұрын

seethe

@alejandraayala8815

2 жыл бұрын

That would also be assuming all the men she cheats with are single, if not then 😬

@Tennababy

2 жыл бұрын

@@jdmnissan With who?

@BloodHavik

2 жыл бұрын

@@jdmnissan Yes women in general....Let's lump them all in a group. You go out into the real world, honey, and you will be able to see those studies are bullshit. Of course there will be some women attracted to that....same with some men. But not women in general. Nice try.

Watching your wife go through pregnancy and giving birth to your child gives you a whole new perspective and respect for her.

@getsetgo1239

10 ай бұрын

Respect 🔥🔥

@ihanakaunotar2741

9 ай бұрын

Based. Not even kidding.

@yankeesbeballin

9 ай бұрын

1000%

@teff7

8 ай бұрын

I'm way more attracted to my wife now that she's had my 3 kids.

@cintaminbunny

8 ай бұрын

He doesn't have respect which is why he got so upset that that's the first thing the lady mentioned.

Too many podcasts and shows like this on YT corrupting and poisoning the minds of young boys. Thank you MoistCritikal for calling these clowns out and proving how pathetic these types of people are.

@sugmanots

Жыл бұрын

Fr.

@OperatorMax1993

9 ай бұрын

not just these but also so many of these "men" who are constantly influencing the youth, not just young boys but also young girls. i hope that we can stop this madness

So lemme get this straight- according to the alpha male community if I’m with a guy that has more money than me I’m a gold digger, but if I’m with a guy that has less money with me I’m dumb and need to get a guy that can support me and the 10 kids I’m supposed to have by 30 (old maid), but I also need to stay in the house and be a house wife who keeps up with her appearance while contributing financially. Got it💀think I’d rather just off myself

@Us3r739

2 жыл бұрын

These guys think they’re the shit😹someone’s gotta humble them down

@6steveo9

2 жыл бұрын

It's 2022. No matter what you do you're wrong. And racist. Probably.

@muzoriichi

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah its confusing ASF

@K.YouTube2

2 жыл бұрын

@@6steveo9 So you ARE racist? Caught.

@6steveo9

2 жыл бұрын

@@K.KZread2 it's a micro aggression actually

Charlies acting like these guys are dumb like he doesn’t recognize the genius it takes to clone yourself twice then share your brain between 3 people

@allisonavery7273

2 жыл бұрын

Bump

@kayemendi4501

2 жыл бұрын

Bahahahaha!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂

@sumayyahadetunmbi4347

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@pastybean4482

2 жыл бұрын

Who's the og tho?

@poly4166

2 жыл бұрын

@@pastybean4482 it was so ingeniously done that we may never know

"So my opinion is-" Alphas: "LET ME EXPLAIN YOUR OPINION"

You can easily tell the moment any of these guys luck into a meaningful relationship with a woman, they’re going to pretend they never knew their other podcast bros. You can’t build a long term friendship off of hate.

@cacophonousantiquarian8803

9 ай бұрын

Pretty sure these guys are literally incapable of attracting women

@GoodTimeForARoll

7 ай бұрын

I actually did. My now best friend learned I liked Harry Potter and that I play Harry Potter games and she assumed I hated a certain group of people, anyway we had such a big fight but it ended with us in dms becoming best friends, we text every day now

@dngn4774

7 ай бұрын

@@GoodTimeForARoll Her assuming you hated a group of people via miscommunication isn't the same as you both hating a group of people and bonding over those negative feelings. My point was there's a short shelf life to relationships that begin in reactionary spaces such as bigotry or intense anti-fandom.

When she said "be respectful" they probably thought she was asking for way too much.

@joeyjojos5839

2 жыл бұрын

Most dudes like that say that respect is earned, not realizing that respect means human decency and not kissing someone's ass.

@daniboy4153

2 жыл бұрын

Man it's so difficult to be respectful to women. It's hard to be nice and kind towards women. Why can't they allow us to treat them like crap? (Sarcasm)

@jhhwild

2 жыл бұрын

@@joeyjojos5839 I agree, I treat people with respect by default. If you don't treat people with respect what is their motivation to treat you with respect?

@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, you treat people with respect? When did i stop being a human and get relegated to animal status and lose my rights? 🤣

@jhhwild

2 жыл бұрын

@@daniboy4153 Yeah, women actually enjoy being treated like crap because they go for the bad boys. Demanding respect while simultaneously not giving any in return isn't a double standard, it shows dominance. (I am also being sarcastic)

They used the word “fuck” and “fucking” so much that it’s the only word can be distinguished from their sentences.

@idkcloud.1983

2 жыл бұрын

And also with like

@Vofr

2 жыл бұрын

true

@overcomplexification

2 жыл бұрын

kinda like Joe's podcasts

@rwandanstarbux1494

2 жыл бұрын

You haven’t watched Trailer Park Boys have you? xD.

@birbmanjones9862

2 жыл бұрын

I use fuck and shit a lot but not this much my goodness

7:30 These guys: women only care about a man’s future woman: i care about your past These guys: stop explaining women, WE’RE explaining women. woman: 👁️👄👁️

@theozlander4629

4 ай бұрын

Those ‘men’ were actually painful to watch.

"when- you're rich- idk like- and when I'm in that bracket- you know"

@christianferguson224

2 ай бұрын

Like my reply so I get reminded of this comment.

@prapp1974

2 ай бұрын

What the

@bradbrowne4987

2 ай бұрын

Type shii ya know?

@frib7836

2 ай бұрын

100th like! Also these guys will never make that bracket

@vineethonkan

Ай бұрын

That music is the wrestler Undertaker.

4:00 "you old battleaxe". never even contemplated such an insult

Listening to these guys' voices, vocabulary, and personalities I can't tell if they're 17yo virgins or 49yo alcoholics

@anaturicnik9353

2 жыл бұрын

They broke the rules of time and space to become both at once

@kemma_

2 жыл бұрын

they're just "woke" y'know

@ieroine

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve met 17 yo guys with more education and proper vocabulary than those

@millicent8

2 жыл бұрын

As a 17 year old virgin I take offence. Most of us can actually form a coherent sentence.

@serenityssolace

2 жыл бұрын

@Harshvardhan Singh Guys, not all virgins are like that though

The guy that said he's gonna demand his wife stay hot after having his children cracked me up. He tries to sound like a hardass, but you can tell by the tremble and stutter in his voice that he'd never have the balls to say that to a woman, let alone the mother of his children.

@nyumyu4265

2 жыл бұрын

These men really expect wemon to be dolled up before and after giving birth for them, it literally takes some women’s bodies YEARS to recover from the trauma it does on the body. Not to mention they expect us to look pretty 24/7, even after surgery, fluctuating hormones, DELIVERING A BABY, yet are the most irritating boring average looking men possible.

@Getout634

2 жыл бұрын

nah if my man isn't absolutely jacked at 80 years old, I'm throwing him away 😤

@creatureofhabit7049

2 жыл бұрын

@@Getout634 in his grave?

@murkythunder

2 жыл бұрын

@@nyumyu4265 it don't take years, all the celebrities do it within one year you just makin excuses

@coldhands1892

2 жыл бұрын

@@murkythunder celebrities are well known to get plastic surgeries after birth dude

the way that one "alpha male" perked up every time he thought he had a point lmao

It’s so suspenseful because you’re always waiting for the next piece of the sentence

"I have no mouth but I must scream some dumb shit" is a fire podcast name

@Masonia_

2 жыл бұрын

Great book too

@fuzzynuttz5092

2 жыл бұрын

@@Masonia_ yea that and heart of darkness are some of the best literature I have ever read

@Forgiveiolord

2 жыл бұрын

@oh no penguinz joining the alpha podcast kzread.info/dash/bejne/fmWtqNibYbbOl7Q.html

@IlanFritzlerswagmaster

2 жыл бұрын

sounds like a cum town bit

@RileyNewcomb

2 жыл бұрын

Literally read this as he said that lmao

That guy who said he would abandon his wife and kids as soon as she doesn't meet his physical standards of beauty is such a tool.

@rowanmelton7643

2 жыл бұрын

The thing is, it's kind of a self fullfilling prophecy. Their worldview and outlook on women will only attract women who fit their idea of what women are. Any self-respecting, good woman of substance is not going to want to go near them.

@daniboy4153

2 жыл бұрын

He's adding onto the list of children who are left fatherless

@floopsiemcsoops6008

2 жыл бұрын

It just means he'll never be in a fulfilling relationship if he keeps this up. You could date the hottest person in the entire world and at some point after some years they'll be kind of plain to you. That shit happens when you see the same face every day. You can still be attractive to each other and that's important but if it's the main thing it's never going to last. When you get older all of this shit just isnt going to be as important.

@zackshafto3040

2 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about, he’s talking about not wanting to be with someone who lets themself go and that goes both ways let’s say ur a women and you married a man and after you get married he let him self go got fat stopped really caring about how he looked you would want to leave them as well

@Orthodoxzee

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah don't leave just cheat

"I have no mouth and I must be misogynist"

Just noticed their neon sign typical of these podcasts except they don’t even have one it’s just a generated image displayed on a tv

@TUNEYTOWN

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shawnouellette4780

14 күн бұрын

That is so insanely lame lmao

I love how they talk about the idea of women "preserving value", basically admitting that they only view women as sexual objects :/

@sabmo3514

2 жыл бұрын

You can only view people the way they portray themselves so if the women they see on insta, snap chat and all the other social sites only show themselves as sex objects then can you blame them for thinking this way?

@shanteevbhatia3931

2 жыл бұрын

@@sabmo3514 They decide what type of women they want to follow on social media and leave social media I'm sure they must have come across plenty of normal women in their daily lives. There is no excuse for this sort of mindset.

@sabmo3514

2 жыл бұрын

@@shanteevbhatia3931 false, its common knowledge that the most successful women on social media are the ones they are describing so to say they are looking for them when they are the first and sometimes the only thing on most of the social media sites is abit ridiculous, btw I'm not condoning their view point I'm just stating why they think this way

@BeruCampos

2 жыл бұрын

An independent woman is the thing they fear the most. They are shitty human beings looking for a woman to be their mommy

@olenabogdanov

2 жыл бұрын

No ones forcing you to look at women in porn -you keep making that choice on your own and giving these companies money to make more. So how about you stop looking af women in porn and find better female role models. Congrats fixed your entire mindset. You're welcome.

Imagine carrying/pushing out the greatest joy of someones life and then being hit with an ultimatum for doing so.

@errortryagainlater4240

2 жыл бұрын

They see children as trophies to prove they're "not a genetic dead end" or whatever tf they're saying now. Overly macho dudes aren't exactly the nurturing type.

@Jstrelts

2 жыл бұрын

"What its not about looks?! Dont you lie!!!"

@justdo-it2748

2 жыл бұрын

@@errortryagainlater4240 They're hardly macho 😭

@errortryagainlater4240

2 жыл бұрын

@@justdo-it2748 lmao true, I meant putting on the bravado 💀

@koiyune4492

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who hates children, it absolutely wouldn't be the greatest joy of my life

2:05 I'm not native english speaker, I'm not even close to native english (Ukraine), and even I can make more complete sentences. Why make a podcast, you know.. where you talk a lot like on radio, if you can't talk?

@SirLukedatgoat

2 ай бұрын

You know it’s bad when someone who speaks an entirely different language than yo cyan speak your language better.

Chasing money and hating women is gotta be one of the most saddest lives you could live..

This is what happens when a group of dudes who say “BRO, we should definitely start a podcast!!” actually go through with making a podcast… wow that was tough to watch

@RFN22

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao true

@blitzblix9455

2 жыл бұрын

a lot of dudes create podcasts and it funny these are just incels that decided to make a podcast

@nfzeta128

2 жыл бұрын

@@blitzblix9455 the problem is the 'group of'. One person making a podcast and then inviting guess usually has something to say or wants to chat. The moment it starts as a group, group think kicks in.

@kittykat490

2 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY that's the vibe. It's the same as the "bro you could totally be a standup comedian dude like you'd kill it bro" guys... they got drunk together a few times and had a few """""deep"""" conversations that sounded exactly like this and were like "yoo we should like make a podcast out of this shit bro"

@stonefree7973

2 жыл бұрын

This is a real life Family Guy skit lmao

their female guest is more alpha than all 3 of them combined

@cycy8699

2 жыл бұрын

How did they even get her on there

@vanessashola6806

2 жыл бұрын

@@cycy8699 probably a family member

@ripvon3199

2 жыл бұрын

Can feel it straight through the screen yikes

@chriskagero4583

Жыл бұрын

@@cycy8699 they definitely paid her to come

"If you can't find time in between fighting pregnancy, traumatizing births, cooking thrice a day, changing diapers, folding loads of laundry, playing and teaching kids, calming fights, cleaning the house, tending sick children, running errands and vaccuuming out cars to hit the gym for two hours a day to maintain Gigi Hadid looks, I'm gonna leave you."--That toolbox

I just love how he always shouts out creators/people who have already talked about the topic instead of just making it seem like it was all him.

The disappointed sigh that guy let out when the girl said she wants a respectful guy is so funny to me

@anorphannamedchrono5798

2 жыл бұрын

His "Alpha" brain couldn't handle or even begin to comprehend the girl's opinion, so he resorted to the only thing he knew how to do

@LeftIsFascist

2 жыл бұрын

Although saying "id like a respectful women" is condidered rude by many.

@j.ceasar

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeftIsFascist by who?

@andrerabie8095

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeftIsFascistName one

@bored3542

2 жыл бұрын

@@LeftIsFascist name someone who has said that there probably has but I've never heard anyone say that

"they sound liked skipped dialogue in a fallout game" thats the most well placed and brutal put down I heard in ages, youre fucking funny man

@amkingdum7440

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@sakura9959

2 жыл бұрын

fr lol

@stealyour4090

2 жыл бұрын

It’s because they ain’t confident enough to even speak their thoughts

@batteryacid2649

2 жыл бұрын

Well, they do sound like npcs repeating all the same comments all over the net.

@Affan404

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

That hugging a pillow on the sofa move is just too Alpha. I can't handle it.

all 3 of them making Fresh look like a neurosurgeon

Their idea of an ideal woman is the kind of girl that’d run in the opposite direction if she saw them.

@aleco678

2 жыл бұрын

No their ideal idea of a woman is a man

@thedopepineapple9917

2 жыл бұрын

@@aleco678 nothing wrong with that. You're not a man till you've had a man~Ghandi probably

@jooot_6850

2 жыл бұрын

@@aleco678 too bad they can’t be honest to themselves

@FINNlSH

2 жыл бұрын

They want an anime waifu. Sad stuff

@MK-hw2ir

2 жыл бұрын

@@aleco678 🤣🤣🤣🤣

>wife ages >"Become young again or i'm out" >Abandons the children because she can't reverse aging >Complains that women only care about looks

@leonardilifter

Жыл бұрын

>profit

@saturnxx7109

Жыл бұрын

Ultimate move

@nosegoogl7515

Жыл бұрын

dhar man plot

@user-rx7uh9mg4f

Жыл бұрын

> she's a gold digger because she wants him to provide while she pushes a whole human out of herself, and has to mostly raise them while he stands around awkwardly watching them and not helping much

@itsmrme4951

Жыл бұрын

@@user-rx7uh9mg4f Troll

“The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.”

This channel is an absolute gold mine. I cannot believe i just now found it

These guys radiate “everyone instinctively avoids me at parties” kind of energy

@okidokiliteratureclub706

2 жыл бұрын

If they were like that they would've been Chad thundercocks like charlie

@doeydays1490

Жыл бұрын

They've got "cover your drinks" vibes

@c6ssie

9 ай бұрын

They scare me

@gemmad-m3083

8 ай бұрын

​@@doeydays1490😂😂

"They all vomit that exact same line into each others mouths." This is honestly why I watch Charlie. Sometimes the way he puts things is so damn clever.

@ilikemusic4367

2 жыл бұрын

it’s literally a room of insecure people who took an L in high school and group up to reinstate their masculinity to each other

@roboguard96

2 жыл бұрын

He's an international treasure

@Cookie-xo3tk

2 жыл бұрын

He said this line while i was reading this hahaha

@jarnold1789

2 жыл бұрын

He’s a damn wordsmith

@ctpp64

Жыл бұрын

do you guys not talk to normal people? these are pretty average insults

It’s like they split their brain three ways and each of them have that much computing power.

Love it how the one guy was so scared to be in a conversation with a girl, for the first time in his life, that he had to cuddle a pillow to calm his nerves

These guys are very detached from reality, and it shows.

@RavenDots115

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think they get out much at all because only people that isolate socially still try to divide people up based on superficial things. Just because a woman didn’t like them that doesn’t mean it’s cool to downtalk women. We’ve all had crushes that never liked us back but you move on and be mature about it.

@soniaiboyako4023

2 жыл бұрын

@@RavenDots115 exactly! some ppl are absolute assholes when turning someone down and that's not okay but rejection in and of itself isn't an asshole move, it's gonna happen regardless and you're not due reciprocity. you're gonna get rejected in your lifetime and you'll reject other ppl knowingly or not like... apparently learning how to handle frustration and being told "no" without turning violently misogynistic is a super hard task to conceptualize let alone tackle

@Manic_Panic

2 жыл бұрын

The problem with these guys and others like Fresh & Fit is that they base the dating game as a giant, real life tinder app with only basic e-girls. Some of the things they say are correct but only within the context of a dating app such as the whole appearance/rich thing. Actually meeting people and developing a relationship progressively and naturally avoids (in most cases) the superficial stuff since you got to know them before the dating crap. Another thing that bugs me is that most of these podcasters invite women with onlyfans rather than inviting random average women to further try and prove their point to their audiences that this is "all they're going to get" which is intellectually dishonest.

@Crypted112

2 жыл бұрын

@@Manic_Panic that and they generalize so much. instead of identifying that yes, there are going to be people (both men and women) who are interested in just money, they generalize and say ALL women want nothing but cold hard cash. they also can't stay consistant on a topic, like saying women are in the wrong for not finding a dude attractive because of how they look but also saying they'd leave their hypothetical wife if they put on weight after having children.

@michaelangst6078

2 жыл бұрын

@@Manic_Panic This is true in theory, but I still say you have to be attractive for any type of real long lasting relationship to work no matter if you meet your girlfriend in public/college/school/club whatever.... Why you ask? a few reasons. 1. Most women only find around 5 to 10% of men actually attractive. 2. Even if the woman loves a guys personality, if he isn't good looking, she isn't going to want to be judged by her friends.. 3. The woman wants her friends to say nice catch.. he is pretty damn cute girl etc... of course as the woman ages, shallow reasons regarding a mans looks like this becomes more and more unnecessary, but than it becomes more about how much the man makes. I do agree about red pill podcasts being a waste of time since they only bring on women with shallow standards and looking to promote their onlyfans.. Even though I agree with what they can say from time to time when it comes to most women, they all have unlikeable personalities and most of them are annoying as fuck to listen to

“Sounds like someone skipping through dialogue options in a fallout game “ 🤣🤣🤣

@Forgiveiolord

2 жыл бұрын

@Rista Andini penguinz joining the alpha podcast kzread.info/dash/bejne/fmWtqNibYbbOl7Q.html

@user-ky3wp6gc5z

2 жыл бұрын

@Rista Andini youngi is the fat one since she's butter right?

@RileyNewcomb

2 жыл бұрын

Tell me why I read this at the exact same that Charlie said it Lmaoo

@sidemanshorts3532

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pIJpl4-akdDRf6Q.html Don't missed it.

@iamnotthatguy7166

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmm I love bots

"You gotta think you're the best before you are the best." That's called deluding yourself.

what killed me is the “girls who workout,” because those are the exact type of guys who get insecure when a woman can out lift them or beat them in athletics. they want a toned woman, but not a woman who challenges their fragile egos

@skarbuskreska

2 жыл бұрын

They also want and not want the athletic women at the same time, they want her toned, but when she is, she is not "feminine" enough anymore, they hate fat, when ironic how big boobs and big hips are literally build up heavily by fat. In conclusion, they don't know what they want at all.

@Doc-hp5wf

2 жыл бұрын

@@skarbuskreska ignore this alpha bs they think being muscular is alpha and that's it .That's not what being alpha means it's taking responsibility becoz ur a man with no amount of muscle in u r body . They are good podcasts that actually do something good but this same as toxic feminism . How can u expect u r baby mama to be the same after birth , so if u don't want her after that then u r only for looks , that's fcuked up .

@Indomitable_Alykat

2 жыл бұрын

Literally! These are the same type of dudes who will belittle athletically-built women for having a six pack but not boobs or a bubble butt. They want fitness IG models with plastic surgery; they don't want actual women who lift

@jennywhat6108

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. They want IG fitness model not the one who can bench their deadlift max

@Neon-lt5jl

2 жыл бұрын

@@jennywhat6108 You've watched one too many Disney movies im afraid. Men are physically stronger than women on average. This is a scientific fact.

Being a man doesn’t mean that you abandon your wife and kids when your wife starts to age. Thats pretty much the textbook definition of what it means to be a coward. That’s the mindset of a middle schooler and these clowns should be treated with the same level of respect that middle schoolers deserve.

@zackshafto3040

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn’t talking about aging he was talking about letting yourself go

@ShinyFood

2 жыл бұрын

@@zackshafto3040 yea but he should talk about it with his wife to both continue to stay fit. the way he said it was so insulting

@PhoenixRiseinFlame

2 жыл бұрын

@@zackshafto3040 so your wife lets herself go and you leave your children fatherless? That’s still cowardice and should be treated as such

@zackshafto3040

2 жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixRiseinFlame no it’s not, and it goes both ways, let’s say your a women and you get married to a man and after your married he lets himself go, gets fat stops caring for himself and how he looks you’d leave him too

@zackshafto3040

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShinyFood I don’t know and I don’t think he’s married he was talking about in General about it in a podcast

That podcast has like the most closeted energy I've ever seen.

@IneffableFoxy

2 ай бұрын

These three men were made for each other and just don't realize it yet

A spelling bee between these guys and Floyd Mayweather would be epic.

Rule of thumb: anyone who calls themselves ‘alpha’ are probably not and still need their mummy to tell them they’re doing a good job.

@jean-lucpicard581

2 жыл бұрын

This whole "alpha" shit is based on wrongly attributing traits to wolves in captivity that they don't have in the wild. Wolve-packs have a hierarchy but it's based on family structure and not alpha, beta, gamma etc. That's a kind of ranking that only develops in captivity since most wolves are not from the same family. In humans it also seems to emerge in prisons etc. So this whole debunked concept is a pile of BS from the get-go xD.

@FaithlessFlight

2 жыл бұрын

@@jean-lucpicard581 Yeah it's almost as if they've misconstrued 'masculinity' with 'alpha' traits - just makes them seem real insecure lol

@splithairchavez2081

2 жыл бұрын

@@FaithlessFlight I mean, u gotta understand that we're monkeys, the stronger more aggressive monkeys were seen as alphas, it is a thing, but these guys arent alphas, they're mistakes

@FaithlessFlight

2 жыл бұрын

@@splithairchavez2081 there are for sure ‘alpha’ traits - but they’re expressed, not spoken: Like being a leader, strong, courageous etc. Most people that claim to be ‘alpha’ are just insecure with have a Napoleon complex 😅

@pitybreaker6625

2 жыл бұрын

I‘d say everytime someone calls himself alpha and is actually serious.

Him: "Women want guys for money and we should stop it" Also him: "If my wife/girlfriend puts on weight after pregnancy then I will give her one warning before leaving her and allowing my child be raised in a single-parent household"

@ballsdeep9400

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair both partners should keep up their physical image a good amount. - I didn’t mean giving your wife a warning after being pregnant was right I meant putting on excessive amounts of weight.

@KatzeKriegerin

2 жыл бұрын

@@ballsdeep9400 Most people don't have a perfect body after having kids??? I don't think you should break up with someone just because they gained a bit of weight after having fucking children.

@stuarteaston1629

2 жыл бұрын

@@KatzeKriegerin Well you clearly can't read properly because that's not even what they said. All they said was both people in a relationship should do their best to look decent. No more no less. Stop getting mad for no reason.

@ltb1345

2 жыл бұрын

@@KatzeKriegerin Or just don't have kids.

@EveTheRaviolo

2 жыл бұрын

@@stuarteaston1629 seems like you AND the Hisoka guy commenting both can't read properly cause the original comment was about women putting on weight after having kids, not about women no trying to look decent. Seems like you're the one getting mad for no reason.

Thank you penguin this was legit one of the hardest things to stomach but I needed to see this

Do any of these "Alpha" males actually teach men how to be an actual successful people? They all sound like teenagers

Guy: "Women don't care about men's past, they care about their future" Girl: "um, actually I do care about your past- Guy: "N O ."

@gazzwars5355

2 жыл бұрын

That is absolutely CLASSIC for men like this. They tell women how women are, and when women are like "no, we're not actually like that" they're like, "nah, we know better than you".

@nikkikah2356

2 жыл бұрын

@@gazzwars5355 edit: edited for better context and clarity and less finger pointing on gender the irony is men like this hating this too. Self prescribed alpha men, like on this podcast, hate when women make assumptions on men, reasonably so! No one like baseless accusations! Yet, they do it, knowing they’d hate the same done to them.

@gazzwars5355

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikkikah2356 Let's not say "men", let's say "men like this", because I am certainly nothing like these men, and putting people in buckets as simple as "men" and "women" is what has caused this kind of mindset in the first place.

@nikkikah2356

2 жыл бұрын

@@gazzwars5355 Absolutely, and unfortunately because I wasn't thinking I meant to put that in my original statement (which the absence of context of "men like this" absolutely doesn't help to my original case at all 😂). I am grateful for your add in.

@ericbenner3953

2 жыл бұрын

@@gazzwars5355 Manplaining at it's finest.

It completely went over their heads that a woman could possibly, maybe, be more prepared than them for an interview THEY THEMSELVES are conducting 😂

@purplewine7362

2 жыл бұрын

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar your uncle lied to you and you'll never achieve anything in your life

@sidemanshorts3532

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pIJpl4-akdDRf6Q.html Don't missed it.

@Tezwah

2 жыл бұрын

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar Make good content to get subscribers, don't beg. It makes people think you want something for nothing and don't want to put effort in, which makes people not want to subscribe to you. You need to change your method because this one is the worst option and makes you appear pathetic.

@ray_tupper_eTosser

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tezwah don't they just do this then sell the channel?

@MatchaCutie14

2 жыл бұрын

@Mbita Acoustic Guitar I know you want views on your channel but this ain't it. This isn't the way to go. You're literally spamming the same message in every comment section, perhaps you are comment botting, but this is way too annoying.

I come back to this video about once a year for the “fitness chicks?” part. The genuine wild happiness in all of their eyes. Its like National Geographic

Literally dying at the council meeting. “Tities What do we think?” Lolol literally killed me

As a woman, they made me imagine clearly what it would be like when a mother regrets the existence of her own child 😬

@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder who this was directed at. 🤣🤡

@DreamItCraftIt

2 жыл бұрын

@@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 I see you in a lot of comments replying standing up for these fresh and fit losers. That's embarassing as fuck.

@whatthedogisdoing5393

2 жыл бұрын

@@youhackersgonfeelthewrath5799 hey you just gave me that same feeling she mentioned

@AlphaAceEX

2 жыл бұрын

@@DreamItCraftIt it's a new account, made like 1h ago, probably troll acc

@sidemanshorts3532

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pIJpl4-akdDRf6Q.html Don't missed it.

"Women preserve their value, men create it" is like the alpha male equivalent of "live, laugh. love"

@rawkguy4896

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha thats one of the best comparisons I've ever seen on KZread

@luisf2793

2 жыл бұрын

Also wouldn’t this mean that women are inherently more valuable.

@bbydykdyl7779

2 жыл бұрын

Except worse, because at least there is some positivity in the second one.

@jirehbochung5983

Жыл бұрын

I know the guys that says this does a poor job of delivering it but I do agree with the saying tho, how is it wrong?

@luisf2793

Жыл бұрын

@@jirehbochung5983 not surprised just by looking at your profile photo

I knew it was gonna be bad, but oh my god. "I fuckin.. like..need some fuckin money..cause like ..fuckin women..like..take all of it and shit. Fuckin.."

Right after Charlie said que the orchestra my heater kicked on.

I legitimately feel bad for these guys bc there’s no way a person can go through life with this mentality and end up happy and fulfilled. They’re setting themselves up to be miserable.

@sheshashosha2474

2 жыл бұрын

They’re already miserable

@whitewilliam9786

2 жыл бұрын

Or end up on a sex offender list

@batbat1209

2 жыл бұрын

They deserve to be miserable if they just view women like this

@lauraj6290

2 жыл бұрын

@𓂀 umm. calm

@kenirainseeker539

2 жыл бұрын

@𓂀 Which is why you're commenting here, I'm sure

These guys spend HOURS a day talking about their hypothetical wife’s, hypothetical riches, yet I’m willing to bet they haven’t talked to a woman outside of a business context in years and make less than $40,000

@aeoligarlic4024

2 жыл бұрын

Someone really should say this to them but we know they're too emotional to hear the truth

@entertainmentonly5842

2 жыл бұрын

Crazy how some people will want women so bad they’ll mistreat them and think it’s right 😂

@commonomics

2 жыл бұрын

They’re def the kind of guys you have to walk on egg shells around because they’ll blow up at the most minor inconvenience and blame the entire universe for being personally against them

@SlayingSin

2 жыл бұрын

@@entertainmentonly5842 if these guys are part of MIGTOW, and are as focused in their careers as they claim they are, then their goal isn't to obtain pussy. Did you bother listening to their arguments or what they were saying or are you using selective hearing to only listen to Charlie's wildly hyperbolic reactions and disingenuous projections?

@decoraqueena6413

2 жыл бұрын

A lot of these dudes just think up imaginary women and scenarios and then get mad at them together.

Always when i feel like Im pathetic, stupid, or not enough these alpha dudes give me strengh, thanks to them I know that there are more pathetic idiots than me. Thank you for your sacrifice

Charlie called undertakers theme a marvel song💀💀 6:45

@jenko1017

2 ай бұрын

Fr, one of the greatest themes in WWE

They want a gym girl so bad they don't realize they're getting kicked out of gyms because they won't leave the poor women alone

@airas2528

2 жыл бұрын

this

They work together to create one sentence.

@user-bx1vx8yd1q

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Xyz3n.

Жыл бұрын

"apes together work stronger"

@aangionas9676

Жыл бұрын

Planet of the apes

@Nname-xk6bv

Жыл бұрын

Clown to clown conversation.

@hamburgerdog25

Жыл бұрын

And every one of them is a fallacy

I love that they are huddled around a dinner table with a static image on the tv screen behind them XD

Idk why I haven’t started watching you sooner, you’re hilarious man🤣

Also she is literally the only person in the room that is capable of speaking into a mic without it clipping

@spinniboi

Жыл бұрын

yes the audio made me visibly cringe. these guys giving the mic the gawk gawk 9000R

@a-terrible-fate532

Жыл бұрын

@@spinniboi they are outing themselves by holding the mic like that. They are gawk 9000 pros.

@aangionas9676

Жыл бұрын

@@a-terrible-fate532 gawk, gawk, gawk. Sound like a crow 🤣🤣🤣

@xx_somescenecath0lic_xx888

Жыл бұрын

@@spinniboi STOPPPPPP LOL

they didn't invite her to have a conversation, they just wanted a woman they could yell at !

Old battle axe?? Lmfao love that commend. Great video you've made sir.

"I have no mouth and I must scream" reminds me of something

Basically they try to attact women through looks and money and get upset that the people they attract are shallow. That's not a women problem it's a poor judgment of charecter problem.

@roxassora2706

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Another thing, it's not just a lot of women are sugar babies... It's also a lot of men. There are gay sugar babies/daddies and straight sugar babies. But that goes against their argument of women being shallow and only caring about money.

@seethetruth7427

2 жыл бұрын

THIS. a guy i was talking to complained about how girls r gold diggers and they r only after the money. then proceed to flaunt his wealth and ask me out 🤠 no wonder he attract the same people he bitch about. naturally i blocked him lol his ego is disgusting

@errortryagainlater4240

2 жыл бұрын

_Exactly._ They need to remember the old dating wisdom: "if everywhere you go smells like shit, check the bottom of your shoe." Sometimes you ARE the problem.

@breadshapiro1315

2 жыл бұрын

Well said, Bone.

@anthonymaslow798

2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, they aren't incredibly good looking guys. They are about as mediocre as it gets. Lol

Imagine you are that woman that said "respectful" and all of a sudden, you are now the most hated person there on the Official Podcast. It sounds scary just imagining that.

@koolaidninja6628

2 жыл бұрын

@Nonaya Bidness yea, I guess they watched too many videos about women who are like that, and now they believe it's just every female.

@matlohn9381

2 жыл бұрын

@@koolaidninja6628 oh 100%, youtube has become a pipeline for misogyny and incel bs

@faded7179

2 жыл бұрын

I genuinely don't understand why women still bother to go on one of these "alpha male" podcasts. They never end up going well

@hyua6841

2 жыл бұрын

@Nyarlathotep what is wrong with you??

@strikerblitz2164

2 жыл бұрын

Don't bother responding to@Nyarlathotep . They're a troll.

Love the undertaker intro playing in the back lol

These guys definitely post Thomas Shelby quotes when something happens in their life

Charlie clowning on the alpha male community is actually super important. It’s easy to fall into the redpill community as a young guy when you don’t have whole lot of guidance. you end up coming across this information and feeling like it’s the truth. Charlie clowning these nerds is really useful to see how this content is mostly rage bait

@naterdawgg

2 жыл бұрын

I was actually thinking the same thing. Charlies views on content like this are really healthy for young kids who look up to him rather than finding creators like these guys

@Sohelanthropus

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, the redpill can help you if take its good aspects and facts, there are guys who take it too seriously tho

@megamanx1291

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sohelanthropus There are absolutely no good aspects of the redpill community, don’t justify your own views upon others

@mannypardoacedetective856

2 жыл бұрын

@@beatm6948 I'm not sure a video by a guy who couldn't get a girlfriend so he became the girlfriend is very insightful

@ohBoyahandle

2 жыл бұрын

@@mannypardoacedetective856 cranky cuz women love her more than they do you arentcha

Ngl, this podcast ALMOST could come off as satire. It's ALMOST funny. Like when they ask what a man should bring to a relationship and the lady goes "Well respect..." And they all immediately seem disgusted, pissed off and condescending. It ALMOST seems like a joke... But then you watch the damn podcast and you go "...oh". The entire podcast seems to be the "As a man, I know how women are" mentality but as a podcast series.

@xFarce

2 жыл бұрын

It’s crazy how these people are out there in real life lmao. It’s a horrifying look into the human condition, what event or series of events drives someone to be so hateful towards women as a collective. Individualism goes out the door with these people.

@pascualsmithvaldes9038

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly yes, but what makes it terrible is they believe everything they say.

@beatm6948

2 жыл бұрын

And if you argue with them, your a cowardly man or a woman speaking nonsense. It is literally how incels think, (in line with the contrapoints video). Its why they stay there too. Because in their mind, you are lying to them, and you are always lying to them, and therefore, unless you agree with them, you are deceitful.

@megamanx1291

2 жыл бұрын

I love how feminism makes these man so goddamn insecure they end up becoming those clowns

@fagtoryworker5537

2 жыл бұрын

They can always justify it with Poe's law

"Yeah, plus, like too, when youre in that bracket..of fuckin, really financial... I'm not-but one day, when-I will be in that bracket of like, being fuckin...really fuckin rich as fuck... I feel like, you know-especially! like, idk...like a lot of dudes get played for their fuckin money..." "Yeah yeah, a lot..." "-and be made, look, like a fuckin fool. After-cause after a while too, you know, money can only you so far with gettin 🐈 n shit...an-an-a-a-and it's true, augh, fuck em tired of em" His entire monilogue.

There was a study done recently involving gamers. The gamers who were most likely to act submissively to a player with better skills sets than them also displayed traits of putting down women who were better than them. Mostly because they had the most to lose in society, these insecure gamers all displayed the same traits. Gamers who had more natural talent rarely talked about their talents, and welcomed women into their space along with encouraging others to as well. Just found that interesting for some reason.

"I'll leave my wife if she starts to look ugly." Big words coming from a man who looks like he gets a daily pavement facial and no longer bleeds from it.

@Cardock2

Жыл бұрын

I can still see the clown makeup on him.

@fern5811

8 ай бұрын

Lmao dude needs to drink more water and get off the alcohol “frat bro”

It’s truly amazing how these guys can turn a single sentence into a disgusting mess of words that nobody should ever have to hear.

@Forgiveiolord

2 жыл бұрын

@Rista Andini penguinz joining the alpha podcast kzread.info/dash/bejne/fmWtqNibYbbOl7Q.html

@anorphannamedchrono5798

2 жыл бұрын

Yea, you could probably use the garbage they spew as an enhanced interrogation method

@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375

2 жыл бұрын

This Podcast in a nutshell: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH more Incel talk BLAH BLAH BLAH

@silverhawk8699

2 жыл бұрын

@@anorphannamedchrono5798 I'd probably spill the beans right then and there just to save my brain cells

@dd867

2 жыл бұрын

I'd bet my entire life savings none of these guys could read a single page out of a children's book without mispronouncing anything , stuttering or fumbling with their words

“Skipping thru dialogue options” 😂😂😂

bro these highlights sound like late night 3am gaming with the boys

I’m glad Charlie is talking about this too bc that podcast is genuinely so embarrassing

@raiden_187

2 жыл бұрын

He's a feminist

@anab0lic

2 жыл бұрын

actually, most of what these guys are talking about here is completely true.

@sy17_

2 жыл бұрын

@@anab0lic cant be shocked by this comment with a name like that

@sadnesspadness4332

2 жыл бұрын

@@sy17_ lmaoooo

@sidemanshorts3532

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/pIJpl4-akdDRf6Q.html Don't missed it.

"alpha": i'll leave my wife if she gets ugly gigachad: i'll encourage my wife to stay healthy so we can live long happy lives

@stevenwolfe8419

Жыл бұрын

YEAH but if she's lazy I'll leave her PEACE

@easternrebel1061

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. It's ironic how in the pursuit of becoming the ultimate "chad" these people achieve the exact opposite.

@johnmaris1582

Жыл бұрын

You can only say that for yourself. Other people have different goal like prioritising sleeping with different good looking women

@sagemn7376

Жыл бұрын

@@johnmaris1582 that’s a sad lifestyle

@mustafaahmad1755

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The wife wasnt there when the dude was broke and weak its a two way street

7:03 *cue the orchestra* “ayyyyy, cheating… and 🐈… what’s up with that?” 😂 too good charlie

Omg as soon as I heard that the hero music was added by THEM and not later for comedic effect, I had to pause the video to laugh. I haven't stopped laughing yet

we need this woman on charlies podcast so she can talk about how bad her experience was ... thoughts....!?!?!?!?

@gaminikokawalage7124

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Would be great

@swagingexo_osh8487

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YESSS

@TheMisfortunateCat

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Yes

@TheUnMaka

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Agreed

@ree3762

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@Nyarlathotep huh