Year: 1957
Background: Morty Roberts & The Segregators gained quite a following in the south and on the east coast, which is why a large tour was planned. Unfortunately, the young booking agent assigned to the task made the mistake (or deliberately) of booking their first performance at a community center in Harlem. It went about as well as one would expect. Closed-casket services were held a few days later for what remained of the band. The booking agent is suspected of being the same agent that would later book Coanta ( • Coanta - I'm Not Going... ) at their fated mall performance.
CEO's Comments: "I'm actually speechless this time. WTF?"