Victor is such a mortician name.

@icyatlasartworks

2 жыл бұрын

And Sweeney is a fitting last name for how properly he presents himself.

@Chivaltic

2 жыл бұрын

He is real person and have done other videos about mortician work. Google him.

@wingdings_1738

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chivaltic yes I’m sure he is real human. Like to drink water and ingest calories, as well as inhaling oxygen molecules and exhaling monoxides.

@ub-4630

Жыл бұрын

His whole name is a mortician name. Victor M. Sweeney.

@annareads1532

5 ай бұрын

Freaking love this dude

I love you can only listen to the sister's baby storyline in a non linear storytelling style

I have some relatives that had a traumatic experience at a funeral. It was the funeral of a distant uncle's young daughter who had been hit by a delivery truck. She wasn't quite splattered, but was more than torn up into multiple pieces, so they had to sow her back together for the funeral. They obviously chose to have a closed casket funeral, but one of my teenaged cousins decided to scare the younger kids behind him by quickly opening the casket and basically fucking traumatized the nearby relatives, and was thrown out of the church it was held at.

@Suninrags

2 жыл бұрын

that shit shoulda been locked. Sorry to hear that happend

@sierrasasmartass7755

2 жыл бұрын

@@Suninrags Yeah I have no fucking idea why it wasn't.

@spaceace9103

2 жыл бұрын

Is that cousin the outcast of the family?

@sierrasasmartass7755

2 жыл бұрын

@@spaceace9103 I know some family members don't speak to him and some who do, but I've never personally met him or his part of the family since they've lived several states away for all of my life.

@thebayoudiaries8389

2 жыл бұрын

Good lord, that’s awful. I’m sorry that happened.

Mortician's wax is actually used in movies & TV shows to create artificial wounds

@nodezsh

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic.

@vaporean_boylove.0w083

Жыл бұрын

That is just comical to me XD

4:30 Damn. That moment you find out your favorite anime character’s dark past.

“I’VE LEARNED NOTHING!” I love that.

When I was in college we had a friend who was studying to become a mortician and interned at a local funeral parlor. We used to joke that he always seemed to have plenty of pocket change for the vending machines and could give you good deals on used jewelry.

I am convinced that Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will be buried with his Eyebrow set at a permanently cocked angle.

Congrats to your sis! Another member to the fam. And Chavezz, don’t eat the baby! Baby is not cheesecake lol

@nodezsh

2 жыл бұрын

If he wants the baby cheesecake so bad he should just get a baker to get creative with modeling chocolate. I've seen more absurd things. There's a video of a youtuber that did a bag of peanuts shaped cake. The peanuts were modeling chocolate that were placed in just the right way to hide the cake. The bag was made out of a thin sheet of gelatin. If you had asked me before I wouldn't have known it was possible, but now I believe Chavezz can have his damn baby cheesecake if he wants.

@carlospolk5033

2 жыл бұрын

@@nodezsh Yeah, I believe it. I’ve seen some crazy things. I was actually in that field of bakery and designing for a bit when I was in college (I’m a chef) since “savory students” aka chefs had to take a few bakery classes to be varied. And “sweet students” aka bakers had to take a few culinary classes. It’s amazing what you can do with certain foodstuff.

Dammm, it hit me when Skitten was amazed by the positioning of Nebraska. Since I live here, we've always been taught that we are in the smack middle. Its funny to see when people remember we exist. Good Videos though! Love ya!

I can relate to his early years being around death in similar circumstances and I don’t not see myself going into those types of jobs but I still feel I have other options

If you guys are interested in more mortician content, I highly reccomend the channel Ask a Mortician. She's got a great sense of humour.

I'm like....pretty sure only people being mummified in ancient Egypt had organs removed and placed in jars

Three nieces/nephews = Triple Uncle = Truncle. That would make me a Quadruncle!

Man i miss being able to be that happy about things, congrats on the beautiful baby 🤘🏼

I was 6 when a friend was kidnapped in front of me,I was mid 20's when a man died at my feet in vegas and I was 36 when I saw my aunt dead

Y'all gotta watch Ask A Mortician. She's fantastic and does really great collabs and travels.

I see this was filmed pre-baby

It's like the universe knew that someone named Victor M. Sweeney is a perfect name for a mortician.

I just found your channel and love it. His videos seem more relaxed and not so monotone when he gives info.

I love this dude, he’s so chill

Skitten has amazing makeup skills! That lip color with blonde hair just amazing!

Congrats times three. Hope the baby and your sister are healthy.

It's a *Truncle* get it right, Chavezz.

Sometimes your purpose in life is to die so the protagonist can find his purpose

Having a static wink will just look like your corpse is checking if people are actually mourning

Nebraska is in fact triple landlocked! It is at least three states away from the coast in any direction.

You guys are super entertaining. Great video!

On the topic of the smile frown thing, I’m going to look absolutely pissed as a dead body lol

Kick the baby! Chavezz: DONT PUNT THE BABY!!! Us: That’s a fair point, okay no kicking the baby

16:30 Great Skitten: Most landlocked state in the country? Kansas? Chavezz: Oregon Skitten:.... Chavezz: MOST OF THEM ARE LANDLOCKED! All the more hilarious he picked Oregon

"I would never punt your sisters baby" - Skitten

8:25 How does a sky burial work? In a helium or weather balloon: This form of air burial is also known as a sky burial and cannot be accompanied by relatives. The ashes of the deceased are either placed in a capsule that is attached to the balloon or placed directly into the balloon. As a form of air burial, sky burial is a type of burial practiced in various countries in Central Asia. Objectively, it is due to the steppe soil being too hard for burial and the lack of firewood for cremation. The ethical principles and religious justifications for this emerged in tradition.

When are we going to be auntie and uncle of your future bundle of joy??? 😂😂😂❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 wereeee waiting!!!

Oh fuck yeah get closer! I've been waiting years for this!

looks at the field goal and new cleats with a sense of sorrow

Little more clarification of the rigor mortis. Our cells use ATP as fuel for mitochondria. In muscle cells, our muscle fibers basically work like a ratchet: cranking the ratchet is like contracting your muscles, releasing it is like relaxing. It takes energy to relax a muscle. When we die, we stop producing ATP so our muscle fibers relax, because they're effectively locked in position like a ratchet.

10:08 “why do people around you keep dying?” Gotta keep the business running yo 🍞

My family wanted to see my uncle before he was cremated and my mom always calls me emotionless for not crying at funerals but i dont like crying around people. Unless im crying for stupid reasons like seeing a happy old couple ill cry..

17:50 the Egyptians used to do this but keep them in jars

0:08 sir no. We are all uncomfortable now. Skitten help 0:17 oh he's back now

Love your funny song you did there man Keep Up the good work sir.

"my sister's having a baby like a real live baby" Me: same bro mine is having one as well 🤣

I had no idea y'all reacted to this.

Great video

there is another video on him reacting to movie scenes, you guys should check that out!!

So weve got victor frankenstein meets Sweeney todd...

11:30 Because it is better not to get certain substances into the ground, it used to be common practice to only wear biodegradable things! (rubber soles on shoes or chemical fibers were forbidden)! Why aren't you allowed to wear shoes in the coffin? There are prohibited items of clothing, e.g. Shoes that are made of materials that cannot decompose and leave pollutants even when burned or left in the ground. Apparently that still exists depending on the location! You could have just googled that! However, since survivors generally theoretically have a right to appropriate these remains, crematoriums should, if possible, obtain their consent in advance. In an earth burial, however, the implants are literally buried with the deceased.12/19/2023

I think 💸 was thinking of ancient egyptian burial rites?

The most land locked is Nebraska it’s referred to as triple land locked

This dude is seriously a LITTLE hot, can't imagine what he does to anyone who's even remotely goth.

You should watch Caitlin Doughty of Ask A Mortician!

Of course the first video i see of chavezz uploads is him just breathing in the camera. Omg

It's actually south Dakota that's furthest feom the coasts of the ocean.

This is awesome

not to flex or anythig, but I just happened to be a quadrupal uncle with the capital U, also congratulations to you my man, this must be so ecouraging (sorry if my english is off, I'm from Poland amd I send my best regards for you, cause I love your videos no matter how long back they were made)

Congrats to your sister and now being triple uncle

Ummm, Skitten, "Nibling" is just a gender neutral term for neice or nephew. It is most commonly used by those who don't agree with social gender norms, like gender reveal parties. (Because there is no way of telling weather or not the child will grow up to be transgenser or even non-binary, ect. basically anything other than cisgender.)

@bluebandit9715

2 жыл бұрын

I didnt know that thx for the info, I'd probably just use nephew and niece until the child comes out then switch to whatever they prefer but that's just me

@Nana-fv3ro

2 жыл бұрын

Why does that sound so cute 🥰

@the_real_mrd

2 жыл бұрын

lol they're kids, stop sexualizing them

@friendlyneighbor1552

2 жыл бұрын

@@the_real_mrd That is not what sexualizing means.

@the_real_mrd

2 жыл бұрын

@@friendlyneighbor1552 gendering a child is sexualizing

Do just about anything you want with your dead body but um, can we not have the monochromatic mafia of the sea see us as a food option?!

So went to a funeral yesterday although it was a cremation first funeral I ever went to

@danielhughes1711

2 жыл бұрын

@@defunctdefunctdefunct yep was my uncle

Russell Westbrook stat line uncle

Just thought I’d mention; burial by funeral pyre was (and still kinda is among certain communities) very common in India; traditionally done on the banks of the Ganges River. Ofc most Hindus nowadays are simply cremated but there’s no denying that funeral pyres are badass.

WOW CHAVEZZ! Attacking Skitten like that how could you 👍? Don't do that dude 😉.

I almost smelled that 🤣

This is good

😄Funny..am Kenyan...I've never been to America nor do i want to. But i know every state in that country by position ,capital ,political afiliation and economic specialisation .And am not even American!!!😄😄...C'MON SKITTENS!!Nebraska has and is always to the North😄

Damn bro, I thought my life is fucked up. NOPE. This poor bastard has me beat.

@kylemaurer2755

2 жыл бұрын

Side note, the first kid that I would’ve prepared would’ve been my last preparation period. Fuck that.

I live in Colorado and I never knew about this pyre business. I now want to be buried in “warriors garb” with a sword on my chest, my body covered in pine tree branches and get lit up. A funeral no one would forget.

@nicdunn5001

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol. Gotta love good ol Colorado 😂

@Anastas1786

Жыл бұрын

Remember, it's a _specific county!_ Crack open those law books; it's never too early to have a plan!

Uncle Chavezz! 🎉🎊👶🎊🎉

He lives in the same state i live in.... help

He probably lives Nebraska or Colorado which are the most land locked states

@83gemm

2 жыл бұрын

He mentions the pyre law in Colorado, so I assumed that’s where he’s from

More Mortician dude

Huh... yeah finding a friend like that would suck. It would suck equally as hard has having the woman babysitting you die while she's doing so. Like you where just talking to the woman you and your little sister affectionately called 'aunt' an hour ago and now *she won't fucking wake up*

The criminal that's killing this mortician friends and family is the God's servants.

So we're not doing this🥅👶🏽🧍🏿‍♂️

Lol most landlocked State in the US is Nebraska, guys. And im not even american ^^

The reason for the coins is for the eyes not to open, it does not serve as Charon's fair

Don't punt the baby

Dawg you gave me a heart attack

@Chavezzslovakia

Жыл бұрын

? What? I did nothing

@crazyex642

Жыл бұрын

@@Chavezzslovakia oh no, sry. I was mistaken. I was abruptly bedazzled by your dazzling face

This is some good questions And when I die I'm going to get buried on Mount Everest giving up huge thumbs up. Also this is late but congratulations to you sister.

@Skittensays makeup videos?

That guys an actor, not a mortician. He’s too good at public speaking.

If you're a triple Uncle, what am I with 15 Nephews/neices, (Not including their step kids)?

@alexhook9151

2 жыл бұрын

I agree. I have 9 (that I know of).

@QuikVidGuy

Жыл бұрын

Pentadecauncle

im a twelve-uncle also I’m 15

@Chavezzslovakia

Жыл бұрын

Oh my lord that’s a bakers dozen of nephews!

@quark_yi3576

Жыл бұрын

@@Chavezzslovakia that’s what happens when you have 3 already adult sisters

Yo

0:08 😟 😳

@r9ue

10 ай бұрын

what r9ue?

@r9ue

10 ай бұрын

ayoooo wait wtf

Sorry, Skitten, but having your dead body winking at people while they go up to the casket to say goodbye is more disrespectful than comforting, and honestly, quite creepy. I mean, can you imagine going up to a loved one's casket and seeing that the mortician did that to their face. Either, you would get extremely angry and sue the funeral parlor for making your dead loved one look like an absolute clown, or they would get so freaked out they would leave before anything else happened, like a zombie getting up.

Hypothetical speaking, would you still have implants in the afterlife🤔? Like do body modifications persist on the spirit plane. I'd imagine an amputee would have there limbs back, and anyone with breast implants would have their natural cup size.

Where Y'ALL baby lol

Nibal

Is it just me or does this guy look like Jeffery Dahmer?

@QuikVidGuy

Жыл бұрын

The only part i see is the glasses

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