Male: "You are attractive" Female: "We are literally fighting to the death" Male: "The joke is on you, I am into that"

@mixedmf52

2 жыл бұрын

The lack of contractions makes it funnier somehow.

@thekodex1186

2 жыл бұрын

Replace "Male" with "Johnny" and we have his character

@hiruyabebaw807

2 жыл бұрын

relatable

@hiruyabebaw807

2 жыл бұрын

@@thekodex1186 is it legal to spit this much fax?

@iancortescontreras6084

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiruyabebaw807 *fax noise intensifies* well yes it is for thst guy

Everyone: "flirty" Kano: S A U S A G E

@KazeShiniSK

3 жыл бұрын

he does come from down under

@therizzler777

3 жыл бұрын

Shao: Join my concubines will ya

@alexskywalker2372

3 жыл бұрын

Sosig

@whippethacreem7299

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexskywalker2372 gisoS

@whippethacreem7299

3 жыл бұрын

P E A C H

3:38 Jade: “You would do the same for me.” Kotal Khan: “Without hesitation.” Also Kotal Khan: *proceeds to saw her in half*

@TherealRNOwwfpooh

Жыл бұрын

That's only in gameplay. Gameplay has nothing to do with how kharacters interact during Story Mode.

@ultimatebishoujo29

Жыл бұрын

@@TherealRNOwwfpooh true

@mardenhill

Жыл бұрын

also jade: proceeds to to tear him to pieces.

@TherealRNOwwfpooh

Жыл бұрын

@@mardenhill Like I said, gameplay doesn't affect Story Mode & vice-versa, intro dialogs notwithstanding.

@MMYpvzh

Жыл бұрын

Kombat above all

I love how Kano just continues on whatever he was saying when someone rejects him

“just how cold are you?” “chilled to the core” “that is super hot”

@bakatoaster6000-yt

3 жыл бұрын

Lolol

@thegoldeyjar

3 жыл бұрын

That one made me bawl my eyes out laughing

@RoopeRontu1999

3 жыл бұрын

I need to use that some time. It was the best one. :D

@mirgotintell7233

3 жыл бұрын

Nerds be like...

@MrDbzguy

3 жыл бұрын

redditor huh?

Everyone: flirts normaly Kano: s o s i g

@bezoticallyyours83

3 жыл бұрын

I just about died when he said that. 😆

@Mistah_boykisser

3 жыл бұрын

sAuSiG

@kolbieanne.2

3 жыл бұрын

*S O S I J*

@lightsabercollector3096

3 жыл бұрын

RADAL fans reunite

@PickledOnionRings84

3 жыл бұрын

@@lightsabercollector3096 yes

2:38 Kung lao got the best line

@darkbit80farted31

Жыл бұрын

My mind made it sus

@Its_Abhi77

10 ай бұрын

@@darkbit80farted31 exactly

@zen4ever3

10 ай бұрын

What about the sausage one?

"Kung Lao is not in our league." My man can't catch a break...

Almost everyone: **flirting** Kano: S A U S A G E Shao Kahn: C O N C U B I N E S Skarlet: S U C K

@coltonbennett9092

Жыл бұрын

This should be the top comment

@mardenhill

Жыл бұрын

and how are these three not flirty according to you?

@toxoplasmagondi

Жыл бұрын

@@mardenhill i guess he means they're way too direct. still flirty ofc, but not smooth at all like the others

@robertbusselmaier

Жыл бұрын

One is talking about the… you know, one is quite creepy, and one is that she wants to drink blood. Not flirty at all

@srirachasauce8430

Жыл бұрын

She got that life draining succ

Everyone else: “I need a clever line to win her over.” Shao Kahn: *YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES!*

@SDHUJSDI5

4 жыл бұрын

absolute chad

@komradeyuri5548

4 жыл бұрын

@@SDHUJSDI5 giga chad

@deoliveiradamien7192

4 жыл бұрын

COSMIC CHAD

@komradeyuri5548

4 жыл бұрын

@@deoliveiradamien7192UNIVERSAL CHAD

@deoliveiradamien7192

4 жыл бұрын

@@komradeyuri5548 MULTIVERSAL CHAD BRO

"Just how cold are you?" "Chilled to the core" "That is super hot" whoever wrote that deserves a medal

@7wikDaBusta

6 ай бұрын

Initial reaction to Frost's MK1 kameo

@WaverVr

5 ай бұрын

Kabal is crazy 💀

@General-Shadow.

3 ай бұрын

what does it mean?

1:30 If you think about it, this exchange is pretty wholesome 😊 Kotal: "You and your daughter are tough warriors 👌" Sonya: "Your girlfriend's pretty awesome herself 💪" Kotal: "Yeah, she's the best 🥰"

“I can eat a peach for hours.” That’s gold right there.

@m0thdm

3 жыл бұрын

Nick Cage "Face off" quote LOL

@CristianIvarra

3 жыл бұрын

@@m0thdm this movie was gold too

@xuan.1611

3 жыл бұрын

Would you settle for his sausage?

@bustergundo516

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that.

@jamezz0077

3 жыл бұрын

write that down write that down !!!

“I am assessing your weaknesses” Deflected that one like a champ

@JacKnife3705

5 жыл бұрын

The only way sub zero can like a badass

@davidknowles2491

5 жыл бұрын

It's not her weaknesses he's assessing..........

@xXSpaceMexicanXx

5 жыл бұрын

Yo it aint the first time, Subby gave Power-Girl a hard curve too 🤣

@xXSpaceMexicanXx

5 жыл бұрын

@Crabby Abby its during the "Clash" moments,

@xXSpaceMexicanXx

5 жыл бұрын

@Crabby Abby ok

2:00 the way he leans in when he says it is hilarious 😂

@taroupriapus9760

Жыл бұрын

I'll ride kano'$ sausage all night

@justjoking5252

Жыл бұрын

Shoot your shot, ain't happening otherwise 💀

Kabal’s “THAT IS SUPER HOT!” will never not make me laugh

@WaverVr

5 ай бұрын

That’s why kabal is the best

“I am assessing your weaknesses” is my new excuse

@dannylayton5624

3 жыл бұрын

Yep mine to buddy

@raggedyexynos9487

3 жыл бұрын

ASSessing... yeah right

@solascripturaPR1517

3 жыл бұрын

Nice comeback, Frosty.

@mayaparamita2254

3 жыл бұрын

So that's what you should say if a woman caught you're starring at her? 😄😁

@logan12satcom83

3 жыл бұрын

@@mayaparamita2254 then wait 5 seconds then say "you will join my concubines"

johnny: tries to be nice to his daughter cassie: *i took that personally*

@ljoahl

3 жыл бұрын

Sweet home alabama

@freshteeth5805

3 жыл бұрын

@@ljoahl i knew i would see this here

@YautjaSpacePirate

2 жыл бұрын

"Not what I mean!" 🤣🤣🤣

@Petaurista13

2 жыл бұрын

Cassie generally has best lines

@Ateni9

2 жыл бұрын

@@ljoahl you got 69 likes

1:35 Gotta love how Kotal has a smile on his face when talking about this. It's some of the rarest times he's smiled.

@AHandele3546

3 ай бұрын

Literally his intro animation

I like how Liu and Kitana are literally like that power couple that beat the shit out of each other.

@ultimatebishoujo29

Жыл бұрын

I know right?!! And I’m living for it

Scorpion: GET OVER HERE Mileena: takes off mask Scorpion: STAY OVER THERE

@alexrivas1993

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 exactly

@ZaikoBlak

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, you made me laugh so bad HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. PD: the answer would be another one if she was MKX Mileena👀

@convo_Art_HQ8961

2 жыл бұрын

This is gold 🤣🤣

@RevampReborn

2 жыл бұрын

@@ZaikoBlak mkx maleena best design so far

@ZaikoBlak

2 жыл бұрын

@@RevampReborn yep. Better design and better development. Too bad they killed her that quickly🙄

Johnny: *Tries to compliment his daughter through the use of a phrase that is both endearing and comedic* Cassie: Is this incest?

@loganpumfrey

5 жыл бұрын

Incest is the best-est XD

@GunsNMoney357

5 жыл бұрын

Alabama 100

@Mizzouriboi02

5 жыл бұрын

That would be an epic disaster.

@kennethjose7159

5 жыл бұрын

Cassie watched too much GOT

@aiyu6471

5 жыл бұрын

Incest is Wincest nigga

2:02 when Kano’s eye lit up as he said that, I lost it.

@stormtendo

7 ай бұрын

Wud u settle for me *$æ u s age?*

kabal: “just how cold are you” frost: “chilled to the core” kabal: “that is super hot”

The best mortal kombat couple: Johnny cage x his arm.

@d4giconic978

4 жыл бұрын

🤣I was drinking when I read that👏👏👏

@incognitomori1554

4 жыл бұрын

10/10

@roselynearroyocastillo8402

4 жыл бұрын

*His right arm cuz his right arm has more muscle than the other 1 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Wiener-Fag

4 жыл бұрын

Good one mate

@Rick-ur5ej

4 жыл бұрын

More like the most annoying lel

Kano: Would you settle for me sausage? Raiden: I must consult with the elder gods

@shinji_27

4 жыл бұрын

The Elder Gods : *that shit gay*

@Merilirem

4 жыл бұрын

The Elder Gods : *Proceed*

@smol1211

4 жыл бұрын

@@shinji_27 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I'm dead!!!

@TheMissingLink2

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao. My sides hurt. 🤣🤣🤣

@sosadre5066

4 жыл бұрын

@@shinji_27 😭😂😂

Johnny hitting on an elder god makes me die laughing 😂

Man, Johnny Cage looks and sounds so real. I wouldn't know anything about MK if it wasn't for these clips and would just think he's a celebrity guest character like Rambo or Terminator. Swag art direction

@TherealRNOwwfpooh

Жыл бұрын

He was based on Jean-Claude Van Damme, remember?

@jhonwick1856

11 ай бұрын

​@@TherealRNOwwfpoohI always forget that

@jhonwick1856

11 ай бұрын

Indeed he is just Swag and nothing more

@jopiluis3382

11 ай бұрын

@@jhonwick1856 🔥🔥🔥

"there is only Mileena" "Thank you, I'll pass"

@Marcustheseer

3 жыл бұрын

i wont send her my way :)

@mikejones774

3 жыл бұрын

I won’t pass I would except

@tandemcamden6587

3 жыл бұрын

Millenas cute so what if she doesn't have mouth skin she wasnt born like that

@Xktme

3 жыл бұрын

@@qxpn9220ok.....? Hes my favorite character

@thornwall6303

3 жыл бұрын

"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends"

Kabal: how cold are you? Frost: chilled to the core Kabal: *that's super hot* I see, you're a man of culture as well.

@luisrosales3430

4 жыл бұрын

wait I didn't get that

@thegreatdabdos

4 жыл бұрын

Super hot is a game where if you don't move time "freezes" so you can do whatever and when you win a level it says "super hot" over and over until you click next

@twistedgambit9084

4 жыл бұрын

She's lesbian

@iceyfrost2241

4 жыл бұрын

@@twistedgambit9084 no wait really? Fuck

@meangengar8053

4 жыл бұрын

@@iceyfrost2241 no

Out of all of them, Kotal kahn is the most wholesome.

@ultimatebishoujo29

Жыл бұрын

In a close second for most wholesome is Liu Kang

Liu Kang and Kitana add new depths to bedroom roleplaying...

Skarlet: You're staring, Sub-zero Sub-Zero: I am assessing your weaknesses BEST SAVE EVER

@ellbent

4 жыл бұрын

XDDDDD

@wallsterrence

4 жыл бұрын

Mad lad

@killgre2399

4 жыл бұрын

Take this like and get out

@Krystalmyth

4 жыл бұрын

Low key hottest thing said from a psychosexual perspective.

@Runny117

4 жыл бұрын

I'll have to remember that one

"I could eat a peach for hours." A man of culture.

@m0thdm

3 жыл бұрын

That's a Nick Cage quote too..... I forgot the film but its redic. Maybe FACE OFF

@splinter1psi99

3 жыл бұрын

@@m0thdm yep. Nick Cage as Castor Troy in Face Off

@thememegod2203

3 жыл бұрын

I made this comment 699 NOICE

@sambradley3438

3 жыл бұрын

Why does he look like jschlatt

@crazybacon763

3 жыл бұрын

I see

2:40 "Skarlet we hardly know each other" had me dying

I love Kotal Kahn and Jade being all wholesome and adoring each other, knowing that they are about to break each other's limbs and rip out each other's organs.

@ultimatebishoujo29

Жыл бұрын

I know right?

@mardenhill

Жыл бұрын

not in story mode ...

I love how everyone's all chill with it then Shao Kahn comes in like " *Y O U W I L L J O I N M Y C O N C U B I N E S* "

@bezoticallyyours83

3 жыл бұрын

No thenk Shao Khan. Du nawt want

@letitburnforever2122

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 so rapey

@funnyman8713

3 жыл бұрын

I L I K E F E M A L E S W I T H F I R E

@24Ippo

3 жыл бұрын

that's mr.nice guy quality compliment

@TySavage1

3 жыл бұрын

Direct and to the point, always knew Shao Kahn was a fuckboy

I know this is about romantic intros, but are we just gonna ignore the fact that Kitana just made Mileena’s wish come true? Kitana actually called Mileena her sister-

@DB-jp3ii

3 жыл бұрын

I just realize that 😶

@itzthatgamer6495

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I just realized that thanks for pointing that out

@hafizzubair7118

3 жыл бұрын

If kitana hates mileena why did she said that??!!....... I'm actually kindda glad that she made mileena's wish come true 😂😂

@inneedoftherapy8153

2 жыл бұрын

@@hafizzubair7118 Maybe she loves her deep down inside....

@KGreen-wz5xr

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t tell me that’s all she wanted

2:41 is the best interaction ever.

The way Kano says sausage will never not make me crack up.

"would you settle for me sausage?" That actually made me laugh :P

@ausername9022

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's also because he leans forward in that intro, like he's eager for something

@area51ville

3 жыл бұрын

yea that was the best one lol and im only half way done

@phoenix5516

3 жыл бұрын

I can listen to that intro 24/7

@undyingpotato3597

3 жыл бұрын

:0

@nobodyimportant8647

3 жыл бұрын

same

Everyone: Romantic and flirty. Shao Kahn: *YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES*

@physs.

4 жыл бұрын

Unoriginal, two others have made this joke. Get a life.

@PK-cq6yf

4 жыл бұрын

​@@physs. Chill out. I didn't know somebody already made the joke when I made this comment.

@kassiafinch

4 жыл бұрын

Kollector: my slavers need breeding stock

@dylanblue9201

4 жыл бұрын

@@physs. Quite funny how Reality itself is telling someone to get a life.

@tikemyson4685

4 жыл бұрын

Lol shao khan straight to the point trying to hit that.

Liu Kang @ Jade: "I see the beauty, show me strength" Kitana: _Sharpening her fans_

@billy_looomis

11 ай бұрын

I mean he isn’t wrong tho

"a simple no would have sufficed" had me howling lmao my boy lao was hurt

Kung Lao: *does nothing* Everyone: Lol you suck

@squirtisconner

4 жыл бұрын

*screams in Kung Lao main*

@anyways7968

4 жыл бұрын

@@squirtisconner Same

@jaydenthezoahking8473

4 жыл бұрын

Kung lao did what others couldn't, beat quanchi and shang, then proceeded to beat kintaro, all on his own...and nobody seems to talk about that

@TechnoBacon

4 жыл бұрын

To be totally fair, Kung Lao is arrogant as hell lmao.

@jaydenthezoahking8473

4 жыл бұрын

@@TechnoBacon alot of females think arrogance is good

everyone: vaguely flirty kotal: yes you are good but MY GIRLFRIEND IS BETTER

@creepypato3984

5 жыл бұрын

Kano: We fucc now?

@MrStupidfresh1

5 жыл бұрын

Kotal: I DONT CHEAT ON MY GIRLFRIEND

@williamgoins6859

4 жыл бұрын

You probably don’t know her though she fights in a different tournament

@zackarynichols3120

4 жыл бұрын

wholesome

@caim9986

4 жыл бұрын

*GRILL

“And how cold are you?” “Chilled to the core” “That is super hot”

Being completely unfazed by an insult/rejection from Cetrion, a literal goddess, is so Johnny Cage 🤣 Also, "Would you settle for me sausage?" is very Kano 🤣

Everyone: “flirty” D’vorah: *succulent flesh*

@maximumdon7637

3 жыл бұрын

Shao Khan: *”YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES!!!”*

@blueberrrymika

3 жыл бұрын

@@maximumdon7637 "i am taking stock of your body part."

@numarknett1

2 жыл бұрын

Kano: "Sausage"

@multiverse_media2023

2 жыл бұрын

Johnny Cage: “What’s cooking good looking?”

@overlystrategic

2 жыл бұрын

Snakes don't have gag reflexes btw

"I could eat a peach for hours." HOW WERE THEY ABLE TO GET THAT PASSED LOL

@writersblockerrday1672

5 жыл бұрын

How did they get "suck you dry" passed lmao

@Angie2343

5 жыл бұрын

@@writersblockerrday1672 Dunno, but I can imagine the parental complaints now.

@mappybc6097

5 жыл бұрын

Really? They got away with beating the living s**t and killing women in a time where a sideway glance is enough to get some unlucky people tagged as misogynists. I suck you dry hidden amongst hundreds of potential matches is no big deal.

@durkadur27

5 жыл бұрын

@@Angie2343 It's an M rated game wtf do you mean

@Angie2343

5 жыл бұрын

@@durkadur27 Never mind.

Those who didn't get the last part where Johnny cage complimented Cassie cage, so basically the reason johnny said "what's cookin good lookin" to her daughter because they look alike and technically Johnny cage complimented himself

@aag2139

2 ай бұрын

"I wasn't flirting with you! I was flirting with ME!"

Kitana: "Liu Kang is committed to me." Other Kitana: "I actually prefer his friend." Kitana: "Kung Lao is not in our league." There ya go Kung Lao, ya got one

@entropy59122

10 ай бұрын

Evil Kitana has a crush on Kung Lao? 😂

"Liu kang is a lucky man" "How so, Kung Lao?" "He iS lUckY we dIDn't mEet fIrSt"

@nikiardo

4 жыл бұрын

Dude give Kung Lao a break, he's not getting any.

@issyyourboo2848

4 жыл бұрын

That one was smooth lol and the "Scarlet, we hardly know each other"

@Rahulon9

3 жыл бұрын

@@issyyourboo2848 that so desperate. No wonder he isn't getting any😂😂😂

@arsyam_7

3 жыл бұрын

Kung Lao, the "Forever alone man" in Mortal Kombat franchise.

@johanliebert1332

3 жыл бұрын

@@arsyam_7 just like me but instead in a game.

Sonya: You're a wanted man, Erron. Erron Black: Then bring me in, baby doll. Turret: Hold up.

@nazikiller6656

5 жыл бұрын

The Turret is like: *what you say bruh?*

@neddyso

5 жыл бұрын

I’m the 1k like

@itsjelly5661

5 жыл бұрын

I was just in that part while I was reading ur comment

@gssbr

4 жыл бұрын

Turret: Say that again, now on my face

@elysium7242

4 жыл бұрын

Turret: I object to this unprofessional behavior! Sonya: Noted, now drink your oil and shush Turret: BUT MOM!

“Thank you, I’ll pass” I love how sincere he sounds lol

When kung Lao said “Skarlet we hardly know each other”. 🔥🔥

When a girl catches me staring “I am assessing your weaknesses”

@Surfacekilla1

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@friedpilot4663

4 жыл бұрын

Liam Oliver underrated comment

@sharif47

4 жыл бұрын

Don't be so sure of using it. Don't forget that after their conversation, Skarlet will beat the sh!t out of him unless he fights back.

@brandontesterman2069

4 жыл бұрын

Hot chip

@SnowyWolborg

4 жыл бұрын

That's gonna get you arrested, these days.

Nobody: Not a single soul: Kano: Me blood sausage?

@queefyqueefstermcqueef6652

5 жыл бұрын

EliteLegendZXxD would you settle for me sausage?

@Nov-5062

5 жыл бұрын

I hate this meme. I dont get it.

@yahtoray3

5 жыл бұрын

Kano: I could eat a peach for hours.

@chufeng6223

5 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who was sad whenhearing that.....

@Serge_Jackson

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂when he said that i lost it

Stares at random women “ewww creep why are you staring” “I am assessing your weaknesses”

Kotal and Jade: *wholesome dialogue* Shao Khan: YOU WILL JOIN MY CONCUBINES!!

@stormtendo

7 ай бұрын

SAUSAGE

@quintaviousbarnaclejonesco2404

9 күн бұрын

S U C K

The video should have been called “Kung Lao trying to lose his virginity for almost 5 minutes”

@PumpkinHoard

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Kung Lao. He gets killed more often than he succeeds with women.

@toptextbottomtext6671

3 жыл бұрын

Idk why but that reminded me of cherdleys

@fuckyoutube1999

3 жыл бұрын

@@PumpkinHoard man is the kenny of MK

@kxikxi456

3 жыл бұрын

@@fuckyoutube1999 XD

@haemogoblin7006

3 жыл бұрын

@@toptextbottomtext6671 *hypothetically...*

"How chilled are you?" "Chilled to the core" "Thats super hot" That one got me real good XD

@laggy2951

4 жыл бұрын

@Shady's gacha stuff XDD

I love how what they say sometimes wildly clashes with their poses "Wait what? Not what I meant!" *gingerly steps forward, flexing*

Alternate title: Skarlet trying to be intimidating backfires horribly for 5 minutes

Nobody’s gonna point out the fact that Cassie thought her dad was coming onto her lmaooo

@metallicarchaea1820

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@mikejones774

3 жыл бұрын

Well the younger version did so she just doesn’t trust her dad anymore

@benwasserman8223

3 жыл бұрын

Even Johnny dialed back on that.

@Froggyman145

3 жыл бұрын

I think Johnny got her confused for her mother, lmao

@Finn-pz8hc

3 жыл бұрын

Wishful thinking

Johnny: "Hey what's cookin good lookin" Cassie: "Ew" Johnny: "That's not what I meant" *law and order pops up*

@HaloJumper7

4 жыл бұрын

What did he mean?

@kristoffseisler2163

4 жыл бұрын

@Halo Jumper it's his daughter

@thesmallesttay913

4 жыл бұрын

*Law and order pops up*

@dragonic22

4 жыл бұрын

Halo Jumper The fact that you didn’t know worries me ☹️

@justinortix2825

4 жыл бұрын

General Tozen pretty sure that hes asking only because Johnny said “thats not what i meant”

The character designs are extremely impressive.

0:21 cassie hates when anyone hits on her in other intros but she is hitting on Jax?! 😂

"I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today" 0:36 Kano & Jade 1:55 Kano & Scarlet 2:33 Kung Lao & Scarlet

@Iron-yMan

3 жыл бұрын

*S U C C*

@rumory

3 жыл бұрын

the move verbose the funnier

@dwaynes6330

3 жыл бұрын

@A H 😂😂

@Abdulqayyum-lt6ph

3 жыл бұрын

Scarlett thirsty for sub zero 😂

@22davdd

3 жыл бұрын

*ME S A S U a G 3.*

Kotal’s love for Jade is actually wholesome

@viderevero1338

2 жыл бұрын

Probably the most functional relationship in the story.

@blackrosejinx5563

Жыл бұрын

It really is 😭

@TherealRNOwwfpooh

Жыл бұрын

@@viderevero1338 Besides Liu Kang & Kitana, of course.

@Cyberpunker1088

Жыл бұрын

A bit too mushy for my tastes. I like the friendlier Liu Kang and Kitana dynamic.

@ultimatebishoujo29

Жыл бұрын

@@TherealRNOwwfpooh true

"A simple no would have sufficed" That.. is incredibly relatable.

Troy Baker adds lot of charm n charisma to Erron Black's voice n personility, hes a awesome voice actor indeed

“Would you settle for me sausage” I swear that’s probably the best line in the entire video

@Kilo-sz4ch

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@wyvern5890

4 жыл бұрын

In the entire game*

@burlapjack1464

4 жыл бұрын

No

@antonymilne1346

4 жыл бұрын

The face he makes is even better!

@jacek4423

4 жыл бұрын

"I could eat a peach for hours"

Kung lao has been rejected more times than me lmao

@pizzaparker__0072

4 жыл бұрын

You havent ever made it that far yet

@PrinceFloof

4 жыл бұрын

Bullshit, when has he not? He's fucking cool and woman take him for granted

@xxtokyoxx8394

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, he must have been rejected over 2000 times then

@guy9404

4 жыл бұрын

NateTheGreat well he’s shot his shots already

@xxtokyoxx8394

4 жыл бұрын

Unknown Person nah it’s actually fucking hilarious

"I am taking stock of your body parts" "Guess every realm has perverts" the best one

"skarlet we hardly know each other" what a gentleman

@carmenramirez9345

11 күн бұрын

Kung Lao is so polite

Kung Lao is getting rejected by everyone, man just wants a relationship

@abongilezolanipeterson5588

3 жыл бұрын

Bluetooth Toaster isn't he like a monk though? Aint he supposed to be celibate?

@whatever7621

3 жыл бұрын

No, actually

@danokysenpai8038

3 жыл бұрын

mileena is free he just have to keep ein eye on his pp

@musix3197

3 жыл бұрын

@@abongilezolanipeterson5588 Liu Kang is sweating after this comment.

@sixthsensemlbb4991

3 жыл бұрын

@@musix3197 true

Everyone: legit flirting Shao Kahn: *YOU WILL BE MY CONCUBINE*

Can we just appreciate how devoted kotal and liu kang are to their wives❤️

"Scarlet, we hardly know each other" - Kung Lao 2019

@PrinceFloof

4 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong

@giraffeman326

4 жыл бұрын

“Would ya settle for me sausage?”

Poor Kung Lao couldn't get a date on a tombstone.

@medallionvaliance5349

5 жыл бұрын

trustobey1016 Meanwhile the fandom be thirsty XD

@TheKingwalker22

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@zigzaghyena

5 жыл бұрын

Priceless comment.

@itsrusty1015

4 жыл бұрын

Dont forgot that kitana that sayed she preferred him

"Skarlet we hardly know each other" Kung Lao is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

"Would you settle for me sausage" It felt like he was just waiting for his whole life to say that

Kang: "I expect we'll see more of each other." Kotal: "If our women have their way." Kang: "Isn't it best to let them?" Yeah, I can see Liu Kang and Kotal Kahn hanging out at a bar while Kitana and Jade go shopping.

@patrickstump4681

4 жыл бұрын

w h a t

@lupin5489

4 жыл бұрын

That escalated very quickly, like immediately

@RandomPerson-cm2wg

4 жыл бұрын

DinobotTM2 what the hell is wrong with you?

@darthportus

4 жыл бұрын

both of them are so pussy-whipped.

@Tkokat

4 жыл бұрын

I need that cutscene

"Kung Lao is not in our league." Kung Lao: ._.

@nathanialb9115

2 жыл бұрын

dont you dare say that to my boy kung lao

@OGXenos

2 жыл бұрын

Its funny cuz Kung Lao is just straight up better than her in a fight. He's beaten Goro, Kintaro, Shang Tsung, Quan Chi, and more. Kitana got outright KNOCKED OUT by Smoke by himself.

@kareenkalani5383

2 жыл бұрын

man’s catching strays

@tps7504

2 жыл бұрын

@@OGXenos Maybe she is saying he is above them

@Tacdelio

2 жыл бұрын

@@tps7504 god of sharp hats vs leotard tessen lady, ez pick

“Would you settle for me *S O S I J ?* “

Kano is the dirtiest, "You look peachy, I could eat a peach for hours" "Wanna taste Australias best blood sausuge, would you settle for me sausage" Jesus, he doesn't have much but goddamn

@immshep

4 жыл бұрын

eating ass and asking for head, jesus Kano needs to chill

@amir-wm9sn

4 жыл бұрын

@@immshep nah, we need more of that kind of dialogue from him, really made me laugh

@seanchan7167

4 жыл бұрын

I love this man And I don't even play the game

@Da0utcastDragon

4 жыл бұрын

@@immshep He wasn't referring to eating her ass.

@issyyourboo2848

4 жыл бұрын

@@Da0utcastDragon right😂😂😂😂 He was talking about eating that kitty😺😺😺😺😺😺😺😺

2:01 "WouLd YoU SetTtLe foR me SauSage?" The way he says that along with the glowing eye just makes it hillarious.

@Kurdati

5 жыл бұрын

I’m gonna have nightmares about this

@dbfamily9272

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@returnedtomonkey8886

5 жыл бұрын

Kano is ascending.

@MyViolador

5 жыл бұрын

plus the little smile

@creepypato3984

5 жыл бұрын

The smile is the thing that sells it to me. Because Kano is an asshole and that fucking smile while saying that... He knows.

Kano: WoUlD yOu LikE mE sAuSAgeS

sub-zero(intense staring) (girl)= why are you staring sub-zero=im only assessing your weaknesses

Can we all just appreciate how devoted Kotal is? What a stand-up guy

@alaljarensi6990

2 жыл бұрын

Is pretty nice for a dictator.

@kkinthewheelchair3049

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad he end up in the wheelchair

@abhabh6896

2 жыл бұрын

@@alaljarensi6990 Just because someone is a dictator doesnt mean they are evil, its just means they have lots of concentrated power. (Aka: he doesnt need to pass trough 10 different approvals of other institutions to do something which might waste precious time and can ruin chain of responsibility) An evil person who isnt a dictator can just buy these institutions and appear democratic.

@alaljarensi6990

2 жыл бұрын

@@abhabh6896 He might have good intentions, but he is indeed a heavy handed dictator. Maybe proof of strength the only method that the people of Outworld respond to, but you would not want to live under his leadership.

@rumblebird9888

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

Subzero: another outworld perversion Scarlett: you’re the one staring subzero Subzero: I am assessing your weaknesses Good save subzero

@Asiis

4 жыл бұрын

Cool as ice

@speedynvt

4 жыл бұрын

@@Asiis what a legend

@joelikescardgames3378

4 жыл бұрын

Subzero should hit it and quit it

@AvianZone

4 жыл бұрын

Joe Lopez Dine and dash, but save the cash

@skillvendor3905

4 жыл бұрын

@@AvianZone Unleash the load then hit the road

" A simple ‘no' would have sufficed" and " I am assessing your weaknesses" 😂

Would you settle for me sausage? Is now my favorite

Missing the best one. *“MY SLAVERS NEED BREEDING STOCK”*

@GokantheHusky

5 жыл бұрын

*A U T O M A T I C N O*

@chrishansen9102

5 жыл бұрын

He also missed another one Raiden: I must consult with the Elder Gods

@lilpp4791

5 жыл бұрын

Damn who says that

@Kossestu

5 жыл бұрын

@@lilpp4791 Kollector

@Funstun-yk7oo

5 жыл бұрын

thats not flirting its being a wingman for your slavers

Johnny Cage: What's cooking good looking Cassie Cage: Ew, no sErIoUsLy?! *Alabama Intensifies*

@rabid6761

4 жыл бұрын

*If you get a divorce in Alabama...* *Are you still brother and sister*

@gabrielberranunto8672

4 жыл бұрын

I can't believe he said that to his daughter though.. Awkward

@lilconcon7431

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh Moment SWEET HOME ALABAMA

@PrinceFloof

4 жыл бұрын

NOT WHAT I MEANT?!

@NICKIMINAJLUVSME2XOX

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao I thought he meant it as in because she has some of his “good looks” but it came out the wrong way 💀😂

Sub-Zero ain't no simp bro is finding weaknesses

I love the one where Johnny accidentally mistakens Sonya's and his daughter Cassie for Sonya herself

3:05 for some reason I love the idea of Kotal and Liu Kang Becoming friends through Jade and Kitana

@warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240

5 жыл бұрын

It feels real. That's what I like about it.

@Aristocratic13

5 жыл бұрын

Operator BG Kotal was in Annihilation?

@trialanderror9575

5 жыл бұрын

@@Aristocratic13 Jade hit on Liu in annihilation

@zenos02

5 жыл бұрын

Kotal- Yo Liu, the ladies are having a Girls Night Out, call up Kung Lao and we'll go beat the shit out of some Netherrealm Demons! Liu Kang- Bro, Kung Lao is already getting the portal ready! Kotal- Nice!!

@Dontletthemchangeyou

5 жыл бұрын

MMAddict39 AGREEDDD

ok i have never played MK but this is actually impressive how much effort they put into each encounter dialougue, they animate them all differently and everything. very impressive.

@Igneeka

2 жыл бұрын

That's a really cool thing NRS does, MKX and Injustice 2 also had the same system, some lines a reused here and there but the fact that they're having multiple intro for each character combination is really great

@goofball1_134

2 жыл бұрын

its the same intro animation, just different mouth movement, they should probably have 3 unique ones for each champ

@tomtomkingbenito5998

Жыл бұрын

It would be if a lot of it actually meant something lore wise but the majority of it is just hypothetical.

@TheVOIDKingHimself

Жыл бұрын

@@goofball1_134 they can’t do that because you can unlock your own and change it

@eric18993

Жыл бұрын

These dialougues aren't funny