Spiff is the type of person to see tax evasion as an infinite money exploit

@ErebosGR

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, the US and many other governments have used an infinite money exploit many times, called quantitative easing (QE).

@yungdomino4718

5 жыл бұрын

@@ErebosGR that's fucking s i c k

@UrbanaticLemonade

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha

@Kie-7077

5 жыл бұрын

He should easily get a job as a financial advisor eh ;-)

@Poppadop1

5 жыл бұрын

+ErebosGR Astute observation. But much like Mordhau, patches for that exploit are incoming.

It's like the classic game of Rock Paper Scissors but rock always wins

@technicalspaghetti2560

5 жыл бұрын

it ties vs crossbow though :)

@christopherlouis2037

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows that Rock punches through Paper.

@iheartbinary

5 жыл бұрын

I like to call the game, Lute-Stick-Pan, I think it's a more accurate name for MORDHAU (Rock still always wins)

@blueshard4632

5 жыл бұрын

Because there is no paper

"how can you exploit a swordfight?" *indiana jones has entered the chat*

@BluesnakeAkki

4 жыл бұрын

hello brother

@ollielynas5805

4 жыл бұрын

The gun sene? Lol

@zettavago2385

4 жыл бұрын

@@BluesnakeAkki how is the crusade going?

@BluesnakeAkki

4 жыл бұрын

@@zettavago2385 its fine TOO MUCH POLITICS NOT ENOUGH FIGHTING

“How can you exploit a sword fight?” Most melee slashers (Chivalry, War of Roses, etc): am I a joke to you?

@ClamMan1989

11 ай бұрын

360 rainbow strike with the maul: am I a joke to you?

0:18 - Waait. That's clearly "Hide the Pain Harold" meme man in a suit of armor!

"Yey or Nay?" "Which of those means yes?" "Umm.....Yey?" "YEY!"

@xshadow2042

5 жыл бұрын

no u

@thecursed01

5 жыл бұрын

one of the best movies

@ilejovcevski79

5 жыл бұрын

@@thecursed01 indeed! :D

@floydlooney6837

5 жыл бұрын

nay is yes in korean

@seraphphyx

5 жыл бұрын

Hear hear!

When a company tries to sue you for using their images with their watermarks. You buy the whole company, and put your watermarks on their images which is now yours..... kayyy

@jeweledmoon5567

5 жыл бұрын

Did he actually do that?

@wannabeiroh4658

4 жыл бұрын

Carter Updyke ikr what actually happened lol

@MrKingfisher

4 жыл бұрын

He buys the stock photos without watermark, then adds on his own. If he kept the old watermark the bots would think he didn't pay for the photos, and sue him for it. But stock photos aren't half as funny without watermark, so he added his own

@monkydance2880

4 жыл бұрын

That's not how watermarked images work

@MrKingfisher

4 жыл бұрын

@@monkydance2880 I'm just retelling a story I heard frequently

Yay! I just noticed the Spiffco watermark and now I can't even

@rabid_dog268

5 жыл бұрын

Zeta Steve me too and on this video also

@Meowthix

5 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@creeperizak8971

5 жыл бұрын

I swear he actually buys the stock images then puts his watermark on them.

@ryangarmham2521

5 жыл бұрын

Same idk why I’ve only just paid attention until now

@user-vk3uz3ml6t

4 жыл бұрын

@@creeperizak8971 yeah he reuses them a lot that would be hilarious

*The Dev's see this video* "2 weeks later" *exploit patch+ New Item, "Cup of Tea"*

@mischaprudon3316

5 жыл бұрын

Hope he publishes the letter he wrote to them.

@mcdodge6679

5 жыл бұрын

@@mischaprudon3316 if he does i want to see confirmation XD

@glenmcgillivray4707

5 жыл бұрын

'cup of tea: deals 5 damage. When equipped with Tophat, alt fire take a sip to recover half stamina, equipped with boxing glove, take 10 damage'

@mcdodge6679

5 жыл бұрын

@@glenmcgillivray4707 perfect but i feel like it should be like a close to medium ranged weapon you splash at peoples faces and it temporarily blinds them and does 10 damage and alt fire does take a sip

@glenmcgillivray4707

5 жыл бұрын

@@mcdodge6679 Dealing damage to anyone not wearing a british flag: healing allies (those who wear british flag/tophat) who are splashed. Restores the users stamina IF and only if wearing tophat AND flag. Because like all things british, only the mother nation and her colonies benefit from her favour.

When KZread's search function is faster than the sub box... I've seriously only just started searching for gameplay videos of this and youtube was like "Spiffing Brit did Mordhau" ... me: "I don't recall Mordhau on Spiffing's chann-" "6 minutes ago" Okay, alright then.

@Chroniknight

5 жыл бұрын

The suggested video feed is too. I watch videos then halfway through I get the notification and it's on my feed

"And finally, petey pan he is armed with three pans" I lost it there lol too funny

@tonysmith3232

2 жыл бұрын

I actually thought he said "Petey Pan, he is armed with three-tey pans" the first time I listened to this.

“How can you exploit a sword fight?” For Honor: * laughs in broken *

@brinkbleash

5 жыл бұрын

you look familiar

@ThePlatinumsquirrel

5 жыл бұрын

*laughs in chivalry spin attacks*

@scout360pyroz

5 жыл бұрын

heheh....bash

@crimhammerlock8963

4 жыл бұрын

shhhhhhh dont tell anyone

@thatberserkguy7628

4 жыл бұрын

50/50... that is all

Ah, I see Harold is doing his best to hide his pain today as well.

@cooper419

5 жыл бұрын

Tuulos where’s Harold I didn’t see him

@kilborn666

5 жыл бұрын

@@cooper419 Hes Rock Star

@DondarfSnowbonk

5 жыл бұрын

Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed this.

@koolunit

Жыл бұрын

Actually scrolled to make sure I wouldnt comment the exact same thing. I guess rocks fell, everyone died but Harold, who is now hiding the pain.

First time drinking tea while watching one of Spiffing's videos. I have now ascended to a realm I never knew existed.

@speakingof8106

5 жыл бұрын

same

@endoflame3874

5 жыл бұрын

@@speakingof8106 same same

"I'll kill you with my teacup." ~ Mordhau: Riddick Expansion

“Don’t mind I’m just going to shoot through these bushes as there is probably someone on the other side” Yeah pretty much sums up musket warfare

Red Dwarf flashback with the Sir Smeg. You, sir, slay me.

@eskurian8565

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit: I live in the Netherlands but we grew up with UK television (and lots of tea!) Britain never managed to get our country, but you definitely seeped in. (-; Thanks for the content!

@mitchverr9330

5 жыл бұрын

Nice to see a another man of culture :)

Loving the spiffco watermarks... Take that stuttershock!

@Nadaters

5 жыл бұрын

yeah, how dare they protect their copyright for hiring actors and photographers to take stock photos!

@SKyle180

5 жыл бұрын

I saw the watermarks before reading them I thought oh god there goes spiff for another week

@KateGrayCode

5 жыл бұрын

@@Nadaters The rights are paid, and the watermarks are parody. It's ok.

@AJZulu

5 жыл бұрын

@@KateGrayCode indeed

@Alternatoast

5 жыл бұрын

Love your profile pic ☀️

English teacher: so, spiff, how many k's are in the word "rock"? Spiff: yes

"Bots dont have rights" *gasps in robot*

When the Brit says “we don’t remember team damage in the history books.” Looks over at what was the French fleet... no no you do not

@Gingerbreadley

5 жыл бұрын

Thelondonbadger I was memeing but you are just posting completely false information. The French fleet was not at all on the German side and said they would have scuttled rather that join the Germans. The whole thing is a very complex issue and saying that the French there had joined the Germans is very much incorrect.

@Gingerbreadley

5 жыл бұрын

Thelondonbadger except the French fleet didn’t recognize the authority of the government working with the Nazis? How the fuck is America at fault for the treaty of Versailles? They were the ones trying to convince France to chill. Sure they could have done more but they weren’t actively trying to harm Germany like France was. I’m not saying what Britain did was wrong and that the French were in the right to ignore the British but acting like the French troops were Nazis because they didn’t want to surrender to British control isn’t correct.

3:04 *toc* When you realize it's not just a joke, and he is really drinking some tea. You, my good sir, earned my respect and admiration.

Spiff: starts talking about tea Editors: *activate super spiff watermark time*

10:11 Blasphemy! Everybody knows that military themed hat simulator 2 has the best hats in the industry!

Me: scrolling youtube Spiff: uploads Me: it's time for some colonisation!!

@teaser6089

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, but actually no: On the menu this time: War crimes

@tstststs

5 жыл бұрын

See you thought the common thread of these videos is colonialism, but it's actually war crimes. Just tells you what's truly important in life, I guess.

@teaser6089

5 жыл бұрын

There is nothing better than commiting war crimes whilst drinking TEA with Colonization Cake@@tstststs

Dev:"You cant break my game!" Spiff:"Hold my cup of tea..."

@skoshman1

5 жыл бұрын

I'm thinking either Oolong or Jasmine Green Tea because... tea

Love how most of this video is just Spiff enjoying silly meme characters.

Spiff: *sees a mounted crossbow* Also spiff: is this a trebuchet

infuriated noises from the kitchen: _me trying to make tea in a pan_

21:41 Spiff gets on his rocking horse. I'll see myself out.

And behold I saw a rider on a pale horse, and his name was Death, and he rode amongst the world yeeting rocks at all manner of sinners and wicked man.

@EsoiTheGrumpyMawile

5 жыл бұрын

nice reference!

17:12 The British reaction to Communist forces building up near West Germany (1979, colourized).

The spiffing britt co. watermarks are beautiful.

Dude you're uploading so much and it's always incredible stuff. Not complaining, just think it's pretty incredible. I wish I could upload as much as you. Keep it up!

@ThisisBarris

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Ahhhh, well make sure to give him an extra ration of tea from me

“No flag no country” - Eddie Izzard

@spacetearable

4 жыл бұрын

That's the rules that I've just made up!

"If you don't own a flag." Did you just reference Eddie Izzard?!

Remember the cavemen firefighters from the Fairy Odd Parents. This is them now

@theblackbaron4119

5 жыл бұрын

Fire fire fire Stone stone stone!

@colecostie

5 жыл бұрын

@@theblackbaron4119 ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK!!!!!!!!!

@theblackbaron4119

5 жыл бұрын

@@colecostie Nobody is going to stone anyone. Even if they *do* say Jehovah!

"you cant exploit a sword fight right?"... oh dear, wait until they hear about unreactable excels and fake drags

I dig the Spiffco watermarks. Love that you found a way to keep your pictures still looking like "free" use images

I literally love your vids, you’re one of the funniest KZreadrs on here, keep it up!!!

@palt7036

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck you for adding "literally" to that sentence

The Rock Star *Weapon proficiency 420*

@AJZulu

5 жыл бұрын

Blaze it

@evilminion6326

5 жыл бұрын

guess you could say he's a bit stoned.

Rock Star looks like Harold lmao

Thanks so much for all the content, you are for sure my fav KZread rn. I may actually start drinking tea for these.

Yay! I'm glad you created this; I'm sure that the developers are already fixing these issues, but it's definitely icing on the cake after this point.

Your videos have given me a crippling addiction to tea, I love it.

"Team fortress 2 but better" *HERESY* *WE AT LEAST HAVE TEA IN NAME!*

@Leekodot15

5 жыл бұрын

AND *P A N* EXISTS

YAY, YAY AND MORE YAY. Thanks for the enthusiastic vid! I used this video to convince friends to finally get Mordhau!

After that speech at the beginning, I'm literally, pausing to make a cup of tea :))

I love that the stock images has a team symbol and the name spiffco.

what? THROWING AWAY your tea? Even if it is to destroy your enemies, that would be heresy! Also, don't damage your Tea-mates.

@baseballjustin5

5 жыл бұрын

Well... it sounds like a good weekend.... Oh sorry that's the American talking.... back to drinking tea

@Messerschmitt_BF_109G_10

4 жыл бұрын

Drop the taxes or else

Game: gets released Spiff: Aw shit, here we go again

Got my US style sweet iced tea, perfect for this 90*F (32*C) weather.

@smeltofelderberriesnou9016

5 жыл бұрын

In the harbor?

Whatever it is, a Brit will find an exploit.

@RYT-ly2tf

5 жыл бұрын

Even Life?

LIKE THE VIDEO SO HE ASKS THE DEVS FOR TEA LIKE THE VID NOT THE COMMENT (but thx, guess more people will see. We did it bois, 69 likes, this is truly a momentous occasion.) “asks” more like threatens them to add tea..

@Selvanus

5 жыл бұрын

I think we’re getting that letter sent. 1k to go. Start drinking your champa- no that’s not right

@igorthelight

5 жыл бұрын

16k likes :-)

@Selvanus

5 жыл бұрын

Igor Sandu WHERE IS THE LETTER? HE NEEDS TO POST A PHOTO OR A VIDEO OF THE LETTER AS PROOF

@ZachGC1

5 жыл бұрын

I can't like this comment... the cost is too great...

i like you because your like me, loving exponental functions in games (like for example clicker heroes you can up your click damage for .01% of your dps and multipule hero upgrades up your click damage .5% of your dps) and anything that has the word 'no cooldown'

I've never been the biggest fan of video game content but damn I love your style!

Spiff, do you know if you'll be exploiting Kenshi?

@benjaminmiddaugh2729

5 жыл бұрын

@John T. Parker There's a difference between robust and optimized.

The free guard should be called the tea guard

im so happy when you upload spiff cause i know im gonna have a good laugh

Yay. More Mordhau. I love watching Mordhau videos while sipping my yorkshire tea.

I always drink coffee but today as I'm sick I drink a special tea for that *KZread notification* this is a signal

Digby of Smeg, will we also see a 2nd technician at some point?

"And your name sir knight?" "I am Digby of Smeg"

npc name references lord holden cross (the guy famous for shouting DAUBENY in for honor) lord commander guts (main character of berserk) azheek ahrimanus (pretty important guy in the thousand sons from warhammer 40k) please tell me about the ones i missed

YES!! the watermarks remain

hes been using so many stock photos, u might not knowing 1 of them is his pic x'D

@Clement-sq9up

5 жыл бұрын

You called it

@Samot0423

5 жыл бұрын

I searched for your comment on here after I saw your comment on his post.

@MoonV29

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@5lake

4 жыл бұрын

Legend I Came back after 7 months FINALLY found the comment.

Yay,yay...1yay for each cup of tea I enjoyed during that video.

I've been watching your videos for the past 36 hours, I can't keep making tea every 20 minutes

*Gets Gold Star* *Laughs evilly with cup of Covfefe*

Not sure how I've never watched this gem. Good god man, this video is gold.

Spiff can literally talk about tea for an hour and everyone will still love it

A trick about ranged weapons on the horse back is that you add the speed of the horse to the speed of projectile. This is how historically some of the horse archers outranged foot archers by a fair margin.

I have never seen anyone use stock images in a more hilarious way Also where is this open letter to the Mordhau devs?

welp, look what uv done, was just on multiplayer and half the ppl were now throwing rocks and pans< DAMN YOU SPIFF!!!

I was getting breakfast from a drive thru while watching this, and the power of Spiff compelled me to get tea with my order. I may have to make this a habit. *sips*

Already in my Wishlist. I made it 45 seconds into the video and had to find the game on Steam. Lol. Thanks Spiff!

*Hacker has left the server* For now.

*Total War Three Kingdoms IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME*

Y'know... I just had tea while watching your video for the first time and you're right they really are better with tea.

Spiff. You got me back into drinking tea. Thank you for bringing me back to the light.

C&C Generals: Zero Hour Superweapons Only (Superweapons general)

ALMOST TO 15K, LADS. LET'S GET TEA IN THE GAME But if you'd rather not, then that's fine

Spiff is truly the King of Kings with the names he makes

yay i love your commentary of this game

Hay spiff. Any chance of you playing totalwar three kingdomes? they have tea!

You should try to break Star Wars Empire At War It's a great star wars strategy game that should have some exploits( and maby some tea)

@L4sket

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it's already broken without any trying if you just get the death star, except if you're fighting against those smuggler fucks.

Yay and Nay. 100 Statman needs to evolve into his final form, 500 Statman.

Yay and nay, I just want to see more of the Spiffing Brit.

Nay: The Guild II Renassance or The Guild 3 (Early Access) Earn all of the money like you always due

You made stock photo Henry.

dishonored is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits

Yay definitely more MORDHAU please. I'll dump all the coffee in the Atlantic Ocean if you do!

I’ve been looking at every single stock photo and I can’t figure him out

@ChrisDesi

5 жыл бұрын

Do try to update us if you see him

Tea as a weapon? But why would you throw a perfectly good cup of tea at the enemy instead of offering it to them?

@K1773R007

5 жыл бұрын

Why would you offer it to the enemy instead of drinking it?

@stylesrj

5 жыл бұрын

@@K1773R007 Because if you sit down and have a cuppa with them, they won't be your enemy.

Its offensive to confuse a superior seige weapon called The Trebuchet with something as inferior as a catapult. However, confusing it with a scorpion or ballista is just adorable.

I watched this video drinking a cup of tea as well. Marvellous!

spiff: **hates on TF2** Me: **drops tea** how dare you

Alright then, you claim you can exploit any game...alright then, i challenge you to break Monster Hunter World

@theblackbaron4119

5 жыл бұрын

Leave it to Team Darkside for the most fun ones, you need a full hunting party :) he's just one man. Cluster etc isn't that impressive alone. Since the monster have a lot less health.

I've already liked the video, but I'm watching drinking coffee. Your move, Spiff lol

Best way to implement tea is to make sure it doesn't have an ability so that we may sip infinitely. Imagine everyone violently running towards you, they scream, then they slow to a crawl in front of you to sip on their cups of tea, complete with a slight sipping sound. Primary fire: Take a sip. Make a slurping sound. Slow movement until sip is over like when you use the lute. Infinite use. Secondary fire: Throw the teacup like a rock or an axe, 10 dmg.