Morbius (Janitor Review) It’s Morbin Time
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The 11th installment of the Jared Leto Saga
0:00 Previously On Internet's Janitor
1:02 Janitor Returns and Refunds
2:36 Panic Attack In The Movie
6:54 Top 7 Jared Leto Morbius Cringes
8:30 Morbius (Janitor Review)
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Jared Leto has finally broken Janitor.
@righteousrawb7225
2 жыл бұрын
For real 🤣
@Albert_7
2 жыл бұрын
I came from you community post
@Turtle22312
2 жыл бұрын
@@Albert_7 same
@cyz2671
2 жыл бұрын
Morbius is the most movie I've ever watched.
@zakichan851
2 жыл бұрын
Yup
The way janitor talks about the movie in a way that you can’t genuinely tell if he is happy, mad, joking or dead serious is the greatest highlight of any video. It makes you want to stay for the whole video to know his actual final verdict. Glad that he’s finally back.
@Beeyo176
2 жыл бұрын
He might be one of the best satirists of internet time
@bradleymitchell9918
2 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt. His sarcasm is so next level I sometimes wonder if I misunderstood. Nope! He's just that good!
@bruisedhelmet8819
2 жыл бұрын
I consider him the type of person that accepted his insanity and is talking from the sane and insane parts of the mind. I find it comforting, and hilarious.
@robosing225
2 жыл бұрын
@@Beeyo176 What about Internet Historian? I haven't seen that bloak in a hot minute.
My brother in christ, you 100% dont have to stick to Jared Leto. I will 100% watch any other thing you put out.
@hazenthompson2762
2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@zigzagpeep5109
2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@liq8898
2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@maximumrebo2030
2 жыл бұрын
Amen
@giovannybaez2648
2 жыл бұрын
Amén
Finally, Jared Leto's biggest fan returned
Despite all the memes, Jared Leto honestly wasn't the problem with Morbius, it's the studio interference. I can't help but feel bad for him at this point, any time he tries a comic book film we never get to see the unfiltered version of it (outside of his Snyder Cut cameo), I'm hoping for an extended cut of Morbius along with the Ayer Cut. I want to see his performances in their original forms.
@headshot217
2 жыл бұрын
No just take the L and accept to the majority hes just not got that likeability factor. Please stop making excuses
@zakichan851
2 жыл бұрын
I agree #ReleaseTheAyerCut
@whysosnappy8016
2 жыл бұрын
Source for the studio interference part ? The film was written by the same guys who wrote Dracula Untold and Power Rangers 2017. There's almost no way it was going to be good
@josephsimmons8613
2 жыл бұрын
@@whysosnappy8016 exactly
@chrisgreig98
2 жыл бұрын
@@whysosnappy8016 The director done an interview where he said in the nicest way possible that the studio made changes, and that he works best when he has a lot of control over the project. The film initially was gonna come out before Venom 2 & No Way Home, so they reshot it to link it in with Spidey. There's also the fact that the trailers have a lot of scenes that are missing from the final cut, so it's clear there was a lot of interference from Sony.
We really missed ya, Janitor. The only problem with your vids is that you don't make more. Restore the Jared-Leto-verse, and bring balance to the world
This was amazing. It's like Janitor ceased to exist for 6 months and materialized in a theater playing Morbius. That wasn't a panic attack he achieved Self Actualization. This video is him realizing that he is never leaving that theater.
@TheChadTI
2 жыл бұрын
It's a head cannon possibility, thanks.
I literally went on your channel yesterday and saw you hadn’t uploaded for months - I said to my GF, I wonder where the janitor has gone? I posted a comment on your last video saying “Janitor, where have you gone?” And now…as if you answered my prayers directly…here you are…back in all your glory!!! YES!
@TheChadTI
2 жыл бұрын
Had the same experience. Commented on video before this, 1 day before it.
When we needed him most... he returns!
We all missed you J. Sorry about the existential crisis, you're doing it for us man, we appreciate you.
i love that a morbius review has slowly turned into an existential horror on what it means to be a KZreadr with a one trick gimmick but then ironically and unironically defending morbius there’s also an air of seething hatred that is palpable but also doing what needs to be done it’s like watching an abusive relationship that you can’t look away from he truly is the internets janitor
@bennnnu380
2 жыл бұрын
Here from Instagram
@sirww791
2 жыл бұрын
perfect description
Heck yeah he's back!! Dude, feel free to pursue whatever you like or what makes you happy! Heck, I'd be miserable if I had to constantly do reviews on Jared Leto too. Honestly, I enjoy the hell out of your witty commentary. Jared Leto or no.
@bradleymitchell9918
2 жыл бұрын
I'm down for any topics too! But I would request more Rambo! He's hilarious!
I like how the cinema employee was laughing at Jared Leto. She should sub to the janitor
“We live in a society where honour is a distant memory “ Morbius
@Gigamyt3
2 жыл бұрын
Jaredciety; where shaving is a distant memory.
Dude first E;R uploads after 2 years, now the Internet’s Janitor returns?! Two of my favorites?! What is this?!
@paochongloi596
2 жыл бұрын
Same dude hahahaha 😂
@sonsofisstvan1675
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit thank you for letting me know ER RETURNED!
@lewyg
2 жыл бұрын
It has been a week for sure
I love your videos, every single one has its own kickback style and it feels like we’re just hanging out with you talking, lovin it, keep doing what your doing my man
I was in tears when you said you felt like you were there with Jared Leto flying in the subway. I'll always be part of the Jared Leto Fan Club with my fellow Janitors 🧹
Coming from a subscriber since your first video, I love your style dude don't feel tied down to Jared Leto videos man you just gotta do you.
@alexwray173
2 жыл бұрын
Glad you're back btw
Can't wait to see Janitor's video on The Batman. And it'll be titled "Why doesn't Batman have 'orphan' written on his forehead in The Batman?"
Dude I have been waiting for you to come back! Let's goooo!!!
I’m so glad to see you back! Obviously you don’t have to stay if KZread is stressing you out but it’s great to hear you
I have absolutely loved this channel since 2016. 🤣Cheers man thanks for the laughs
Great to see you back janitor. Your videos always make me happy
i'm gonna be real, i will allow you to watch movies that don't feature Jared Leto...
Panic attack in the theater segment made me laugh harder then any other youtuber ever has before. Your criminally under subbed.
This shit was hilarious. Awesome to have you back and need more videos regardless of Leto!
This channel is awesome man. Keep doing your thing
You're back!!! I could cry.
So glad you're back man. Love your voice. Hopefully you give us another "dark cartoons" video
Hey I actually started to watch your channel because of your Star Wars reviews. Oh and that amazing dog video of course
Jared Leto’s acting career is far from dying he’s had some really good roles over the years, but when it comes to comic book movies there’s just something that doesn’t click.
@Gadget-Walkmen
2 жыл бұрын
@@mikesmithz LOL What? NOTHING you've said here makes a LICK of sense here at all and what you said isn't "Simple" AT ALL as you got EVERYTHING all wrong. These aren't "Silly superheroes" AT ALL here as these superheroes DO take themselves seriously COMPLETELY here. It has NOTHING to do with the characters being "silly" AT ALL as MOST of the actors take the roles COMPLETELY seriously and in turn give FANTASTIC performances that are fun and enjoyable to watch without looking "absurd" OR "ridiculous" in ANY way. They ARE serious and the BEST comic book movie stars TAKE the material seriously, that's how you get the BEStT performances, they DON'T "lean into it" A TALL, they play the roles as GENUINELY as possible in order to get the BEST performances. You can be "fun to watch" WHILE taking the material EXTREMELY seriously when it's appropriate, how do you fail to understand this at all? It's NOT about "lEto TaKeS himSelf aNd aCTinG wAy tOo sErioUsLy" AT ALL here NOR does it he "cOmeS AcROsS aS AbsURd aNd RidIcUloUs" either that's NOT the case in the slightest. It's just the direction that he's been in these films and the very plot of the films themselves have been VERY bad and terrible. The material that leto has been given has been VERY bad and that's IT. Leto's joker doesn't take himself as seriously compare to Joaquin Phoneix's joker and yet Phoneix's joker is PHENOMENAL to watch and enjoy and won an oscar from being so beloved because the performance and material is fantastic as a whole while Leto's joker laugh is PAIN to listen to and his entire mannerism is just plain BAD with this hot topic "hood" direction that people REALLY don't like at all. There's ALOT of comic book films that themselves EXTREMELY seriously and the actors take them seriously as well without thinking their "silly" or "rIdIculOuS" in the slightest, This is just a you problem more than anything. The BEST of the comic book actors DON'T "knOW it'S rIdicUlouS" AT ALL, that's just YOUR mentality BADLY not understanding WHEN comic book characters work and not. Having "fun with it" doesn't mean that these superheroes characters should be played comedically and shouldn't be taken seriously like deadpool. That's a MASSIVE issue & problem to even think of and why ALOT of bad superhero movies have NOT worked and the original Batman & Robin film didn't work because WaSN'T taking itself seriously at all as it was so bad. Do you really think all comic book heroes movie are just "silLy" and "RiDcUloUS" LOL Just no, that's a YOU issue, not anything else. Your kind of mentality is EXACTLY why the MCU has WAY too many jokes and the original justice league movie sucked so badly as it did, because Joss Whedon didn't take any of these superheroes movies seriously and the movie suffered MASSIVELY to it from all those bad jokes and making batman look like a dumb jock with bad one liners, These superhero movies aren't as "silly" as you naively believe that it is AT ALL as no one watches the Punisher, Joker movie, Batman, and think they are trying to watch something "happy and cherry", no they expect something massively dark and brooding and it's FANTASTIC when done right. It has nothing to do with Jared Leto, it just has to do with the films he's been in. That which you FAIL to understand here entirely. It's insane how badly you don't understand anything on how GOOD film films work and why bad comic book films work, jesus.
@Gadget-Walkmen
2 жыл бұрын
The problem isn't with Leto at all, it's just bad material and direction for him. It's just the direction that he's been in these films and the very plot of the films themselves have been VERY bad and terrible. The material that leto has been given has been VERY bad and that's IT. Leto's joker doesn't take himself as seriously compare to Joaquin Phoneix's joker and yet Phoneix's joker is PHENOMENAL to watch and enjoy and won an oscar from being so beloved because the performance and material is fantastic as a whole while Leto's joker laugh is PAIN to listen to and his entire mannerism is just plain BAD with this hot topic "hood" direction that people REALLY don't like at all.
In response to the rant about your job, just saying, you completely did this to yourself. We haven't been able to tell when you're being serious and sarcastic for like 2 years now and we have all been wondering why you have been riding this Jared Leto meme for so many years now and dedicating so much of your content to it. It honestly made me laugh my ass off to hear you being so straightforward and blunt about how you have no idea why you did this to yourself and the movie was so bad it gave you a panic attack about your whole KZread career. Don't worry Janitor, we will all be here to see you discuss not Jared Leto related things in the future
Massive respect. I didn’t have the bravery to watch this one. I’m just laughing at the reviews and the memes. Rest In Peace fallen soldier.
I feel what you're saying here buddy. For what it's worth, I actually come back to this channel pretty often to see if there is any update or new content. Even if you are trolling, keep making videos. And not about Leto but about anything. I'm sure it will be good.
I lost it when u said he’s flying liKe a squirrel 🤣
The Janitor talks about Jared Leto they way I talk about Sprouts... With utter disdain. Welcome back sir!
*Crossbones’ voice* : I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS❕❕
This review is FAR more interesting than the whole Morbius movie. Edit: This review is FAR more interesting than all Jared Leto movies.
@johnvenz6489
2 жыл бұрын
Let’s see Paul Allen’s review
I think your Jared Leto jokes are hilarious, I love the channel and I think the jokes land 🙏 keep at it faithful janitor
Dwayne Johnson voice: FINALLY, JANITOR HAS COME BACK!!!!
"Jared was gagging and it made me start gagging" had me so dead 😂
Oh man it's been too long since I've seen one of your videos dude!
Welcome back bro.
Glad you're back Janitor!
let's goooooo ur back
Being one of the 14 people who watched your shang chi vid i can assure you I'll watch whatever you make
It's Morbin time
I laughed so hard when I saw that headline about Jared insisting on walking with crutches off set for the entirety of the filming, eventually compromising with production to be wheeled in a wheelchair to the rest room. I just *knew* I was going to see something like that, it was inevitable, like Thanos. The guy wants to be a method actor so bad, but he just can't pull it off. It's like he's an A. I. computer program trying to replicate the human behavior of an actual flesh and blood method actor (e.g. Heath Ledger, Daniel Day-Lewis, etc.) but he just ends up coming off as a vapid, two dimensional imitation of a three dimensional ideal.
@tragicozaddy4762
2 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t have said it better.
i really like this guy his reviews are so " regular " its not bad its not amazing it just normal idk how to say it the guy is just really is just a cool guy.
@paranormallettuce7227
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe you mean chill or laid back without being super hyper like a spongebob toy review lol? Idk regular sounds like a borderline insult. Not saying you are insulting him but just that the word choice is a lil off
@spookynigga3112
2 жыл бұрын
@@paranormallettuce7227 exactly that
Finnaly my favorite youtuber is back
I've been waiting for this.... Dude! 😂
Don't stop with Jared Leto. Don't give up , keep the Leto faith.
Thank God the Legend is back!
honestly i came back because of the batman, not because of morbius. i completely forgot about that movie. but i will watch every video you put out. i just love your voice and sense of humor, hahaha
Somehow... the Internet Janitor returned
You're doing the lords work sir.
Your back!! We missed ya
Been waiting for this 😎
We’ll always have “Jared Leto’s Joker” and they can’t take that away from us
Yesss finally you're back!!!
The King has returned
I didn't even know you did Jared Leto videos, I just came here for you Luke Skywalker In The Mandalorian Video so don't freak out
this dude is hilarious… i have no idea if he’s serious or how much of this is a joke. subscribed
You need to come back man I'm telling you. "When the world needed him the least, he came back anyway"
"Whoa Jared Leto is FLYING!"- this video. So funny. He should meet Morbius I mean Leto one day.
Never have I seen somebody have such an existential crisis, especially over Jared Leto and a bad movie. Great video though.
dude is fucking back, good to see u again janitor
I appreciate the time stamps. Every video over 11 minutes needs them.
This video was geniunely beautiful
Mr. Internet, janitor man, idk. I want you to know that you could put out any kind of video and I would watch it. You have something a lot of KZreadrs don’t and that’s a personality that engages your audience regardless of the subject matter of the video.
@TheInternetsJanitor
2 жыл бұрын
Damn bro. Thanks I appreciate that
MY MANS IS HERE
Been waiting on the return of the goat
Wow dude, Leto is so bad that Janitor is having an existential crisis.
Janitor squad back and moppin up like mr clean just walked in. To me I’d still watch your videos even if you quit the Leto thing. I like your sarcasm and deadpan delivery. Remember that no matter what happens your core audience are the people who are their for what you *want* to make. so rather than pigeonhole yoyrself into only jared leto i would personally go after the videos you enjoy making the most. the initial drop in viewers could be disheartening but overtime the new ones you build up are there for you more so than your style of content. but thats just youtube advice from a guy who doesnt make youtube videos.
A legend has returned
I actually believe that Leto played the role as well as he could. Sony just writes bad movies, they fucked up the timeline/rules of Strange's spell, they wouldn't even animate blood splatter, it was only 1hr45ish min which means it was rushed for a big marvel character intro...stuff like that adds up and in no way is it Leto's fault.
ONE OF THE BEST RETURNS! JARED LETO SAGA CONTINUES
Im glad to see you in my sub box again janitor.
Got my subscription with this one.
Next video: Janitor interviewing Leto holding him accountable
The robot from Chernobyl was a better Joker than Jared Leto
@lookatthisdude7043
2 жыл бұрын
What is everyone’s problem with Jared Leto I’m just genuinely curious
I really like it the problem was they cut scenes and feel rushed but overall the morbius look is awesome just like the comics , the powers was a nice touch and yeah i wanna see morbius 2 maybe i hope something happend in doctor strange and we can see morbius vs blade
I have missed you
Me, who enjoys watching your Suicide Squad video and came back to watch it again only to see that you made a video on Morbius as well: **Feeling fucking awful right now**
I mean if it makes you feel any better I been trying to research Leto for a video maybe and went to your channel as soon as the movie came out
Finally the Janitor returns
Sounds like Jared forgot he was in a film with twice the budget of this one in a prominent supporting role back in 2004.
Gawsh dang it I love this channel hahaha
You listened. Good. Much appreciated.
I missed you, janitor.
THE RETURN OF THE COMEBACK!
While you're at it, you should review Jared Leto's music videos. Let's see how far you can take this thing haha
The internet janitor stops reviewing Leto and starts reviewing himself. Can’t wait for this saga to play out
You should also make some more Star Wars videos, they’ll probably save your channel, based on the most popular videos
I miss 2004. Remember Spider-Man 2?
The Jared Leto Saga will never get old!
Morbius was unironically an entertaining film. And I had the same experience that you did! I eventually stopped seeing him as Jared Leto and really bought him as the conflicted Dr. Michael Morbius!
Around 5:35 you make a good point; time to move on from Jared Leto and review other stuff. The joke has been bled dry to a point where I'm not sure what the original joke even was anymore.
Return of the King
Make more game and other review's,your channels fine man .And Jared Leto has a role in a sinister 6 movie probably.