Monty Python - The Black Knight - Tis But A Scratch
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A scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail in which the Black Knight valiantly denies King Arthur from crossing his bridge (or rather a plank of wood) and loses all of his limbs in the process.
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Fun fact: John Cleese wrote this scene because he hates the saying "you never truly lose until you give up"
@teardrop6392
3 жыл бұрын
Really? If so kudos to him, that quote always bothered me. At least it made this masterpiece of a scene.
@harryantino
3 жыл бұрын
@@teardrop6392 I think it’s a good quote but when applied properly 😂
@noahshad09
3 жыл бұрын
It’s a good saying if you use it right, if you are talking about a country vs country type of thing, But in the way that he thought of it I see where he is coming from.
@roc-noK
3 жыл бұрын
ok i read that as “john cheese” and i
@vicsomeone
3 жыл бұрын
Brexit in a nutshell. 🤦♂️
"Tis' but a Scratch." "A SCRATCH?! Your arms are off!" "No, it isn't."
@theresarayner5726
4 жыл бұрын
"Look ya stupid bastard, you got no arms left!" "Yes I have!" "LOOK!" "Just a flesh wound."
@michaelsshawn1604
4 жыл бұрын
That parts clownin 😂😂
@Falorem
4 жыл бұрын
Then what’s that right there? I’ve had worse
@brettbaglio1550
4 жыл бұрын
"'Tis but a scratch." "A _scratch_ ?! Your arm's off!" "No, it isn't."
@Gunanter
4 жыл бұрын
"I've had worse"
Fun fact : the Black Knight’s coat of arms is a boar.. a creature known for ignoring deadly wounds to keep fighting.
@Lupinthe3rd.
8 ай бұрын
got to love those subtle details they put into this film
@sirjanska9575
6 ай бұрын
Sounds like the sort of detail Terry Gilliam came up with.
@parker99able
2 ай бұрын
You straight up took that from a comment made 2 years ago you Pansy 😂
@pirbird14
Ай бұрын
But Arthur was the Boar of Cornwall. In one story, he had to obtain the "mirror, scissors, and comb" from between the ears of a large, wild boar called "the Boar of Cornwall". He did this for a friend who need these items to give a king in exchange for his daughter's hand in marriage. It was this incident that gave Arthur the name, Boar of Cornwall.
@ough.
8 күн бұрын
how ironic😂
"...... It's just a flesh wound.". Easily one of the greatest lines in cinema history.
@smackingjack425awesome3
Жыл бұрын
Not as great as these lines: “You can’t handle the truth!” -A Few Good Men “You…Are…A…TOY!!!” -Toy Story “Get away from her, you bitch!” -Aliens
@gofkurself
Жыл бұрын
Get away from her you bitch sent chills down my spine when I was a kid. That whole part when Ripley goes back to get newt would have me on the edge of my seat. I was 8 when that movie came out and I still remember watching that so many times when I was a kid on the edge of my seat each and every time like I hadn't seen it before. Like something different was gonna happen. 80s movies were awesome
@alan30189
Жыл бұрын
I use that term myself, whenever I have any kind of bleeding wound. 😂🤣
@erikb8877
Жыл бұрын
Mandela effect has me remembering the line, “tis merely a flesh wound”
@KeithX2024
Жыл бұрын
2:10
The guy literally started his victory prayer and got kicked in the face by an armless warrior🤣
@calus_bath_water
3 жыл бұрын
Yes we saw the video
@W74_Pizza
3 жыл бұрын
One could say he was *unarmed*
@CursedAlfie
3 жыл бұрын
now your likes number shall stay the funny!
@sleepyg1204
3 жыл бұрын
Literally
@LNYC16
3 жыл бұрын
You may have my 999th like good sir
He litterally just said “No.” to death.
@frostychips8939
3 жыл бұрын
He's like 🖤no
@Moxxxix
3 жыл бұрын
Death be like: understandable have a good day Death rates drop to zero
@jennifercorbett8640
3 жыл бұрын
"Actually, fuck dying!"
@boredman7855
3 жыл бұрын
"Its time to go" "No"
@plasmabolts4077
3 жыл бұрын
His ability to die is a bugs ability to think past eat, drink, stay away from big animal because it eat small animal
The black knight guy is possibly one of the most powerful characters in fiction.
@The_whales
Жыл бұрын
Thanos has been real silent after this….
@StarWithAPencil
Жыл бұрын
Goku has been real silent after this....
@yajurraghavan4193
Жыл бұрын
Saitama wants to fight him.
@yajurraghavan4193
Жыл бұрын
Alien X created him.
@dixie4104
Жыл бұрын
Galactus, darksied, Thanos, and Superman, got nothing on the black knight!
Gotta love how he turned from "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" to "chicken chickeeen"
@dorkbrandon4422
Жыл бұрын
I love how all the Knights fear and respect Tim the enchanter but then once they see just a rabbit at the cave entrance Sir Robin calls Tim a Tit and a manky Scots Git
@ChelseaBrownBlatchford
11 ай бұрын
You mean “None Shall Pass”
@jarrettowens6073
9 ай бұрын
Turned from fearsome to someone so annoying you just want them to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
*Loses both arms and legs* "Alright! We'll call it a draw." What a legend.
@anastasiaaffirmationsspark7807
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr😂
@valerian_insomniac
5 жыл бұрын
*looses legs* "I'll bite your legs off!' What a leg-end. Ill go...
@badwolfo2585
5 жыл бұрын
Better then Aniken
@ask4982
5 жыл бұрын
ValenBelle Ah you shouldn’t have self deprecated on the end there, otherwise it would have been epic. You gotta own it
@isaacthecold3802
4 жыл бұрын
Mordhau in a nutshell
This happened like 1000 years ago, so the black knight is probably still sitting in some secluded British forest without his arms or legs
@sergeantmajor9938
3 жыл бұрын
He is, I see him occasionally
@colton5475
3 жыл бұрын
Relly? Where at I've seen him out in Scotland for some reason
@esalvador4197
3 жыл бұрын
Nah, its probably like 1200's
@jackattackanims8387
3 жыл бұрын
@@colton5475 yeah I saw him rolling around here too
@blankblank5409
3 жыл бұрын
Nope probably happened only 600 to 900 years ago which is nothing
Arthur had a clear advantage - he was on horseback the whole fight
@Xiao_LingV69
Ай бұрын
*Nameless Knight (ES) nearly beating a Tank, Wizard, and other who I don’t know”
"What you gonna do? Bleed on me?" "I'M INVINCIBLE!" One of the best lines I've ever heard. 😆😂🤣
Like how he goes from speaking like: "I move... for no man" to "Chicken, chicken!"
@theguy6037
4 жыл бұрын
It's like his brain cells were distributed throughout his limbs. More limbs cut, the stupider he gets
@arcnarc
4 жыл бұрын
He's delusional from lack of blood
@perpetualheadache6124
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@Fukei_Mono
4 жыл бұрын
I also love how Arthur went from "O brave knight......." to "you stupid bastard".
@anormalhuman2662
4 жыл бұрын
@@Fukei_Mono true
I'll always love this scene. The fact that the Black Knight sounds so badass before they fight just makes it funnier.
@mattmorehouse9685
6 ай бұрын
True. The "I move... for no man." is so deep, then the black knight's voice gets more high pitched and shrill. Though I suppose it is understandable considering what he's gone through.
@TheLobsterCopter5000
Ай бұрын
The guy survived having his arms and legs cut off. He IS a badass.
"We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mer-" *BAM* That part gets me every time 🤣
This must be the ancestor of deadpool
@MysticIceFire
5 жыл бұрын
Mr. Rapthor but- when did he have kids then?..
@reinstriver5432
5 жыл бұрын
probably before having his limbs cut off
@Manfacerobloxmanlydude
5 жыл бұрын
@@reinstriver5432 He still has one limb, if you know what I mean
@reinstriver5432
5 жыл бұрын
That's the one I don't have ;-;
@shwjrmrk7619
5 жыл бұрын
Demon lord rimuru u got discord?
*gets all four limbs cut off* _“Alright, we’ll call it a draw!”_
@enderite4289
3 жыл бұрын
@Michael Wong what
@sanejthekkekkara6037
3 жыл бұрын
@@enderite4289 joke
@bigironmando2234
3 жыл бұрын
@@stevegibson2386 exactly so technically Vietnam wins by forfeit
@redacted5934
3 жыл бұрын
@Victor Lara you lost to some rice farmers
@mrwhatshisname2526
3 жыл бұрын
@@redacted5934I'm going to pretend of this as a joke, because A: It's the internet And B: this is a video funnie.
The absolute zero pause when he says "None shall pass" for the second time is some of the best comedic timing
The kick to the head when Arthur is praying always gets me 😂 then the "you stupid bastard!" 😂
Obi-Wan Kenobi: *cuts off Anakin’s arm and legs Anakin: ‘Tis but a scratch
@emmanuelelozano
3 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan Kenobi: but i have the high ground.
@ArkaSaurusRex218
3 жыл бұрын
@@emmanuelelozano Fine, well call it a draw then.
@maxbjork7804
3 жыл бұрын
I HATE U
@KryptedGhost
3 жыл бұрын
Max Björk you were my my brother sir Anakin. I loved you
@randomfolk9545
3 жыл бұрын
It would probably instantly cauterize him so he would more or less be ok
Arthur: *slitghly taps black night’s arm* arm: *falls off*
@Asweetlovesong
4 жыл бұрын
Tis but a scratch
@bitingicecream
4 жыл бұрын
Lily Balogh true
@reisushi3459
4 жыл бұрын
Arthur: *slightly taps black night's arm Arm: *ight imma head out*
@bitingicecream
4 жыл бұрын
when your brother steals your lego so you cut his arm *get nae nae’d*
@jimhuffman9434
4 жыл бұрын
It's a godly sharp sword
Every iconic quote: "You make me sad. So be it!" "None shall pass." "Tis but a scratch. A scratch? Your arm's off! No it isn't. What's that then?" "We thank thee lord, that in thy- (Gets kicked in the head)" "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Yes I have. Look! Just a flesh wound." "Chicken! Chickeen!" "What are you gonna do, bleed on me? I'M INVINCIBLE!" "I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!"
I love how casual he is and still convincing him he can fight while he’s probably dead from blood loss 2 minutes later
@TheFirstAndLastObserver
Жыл бұрын
Cap.
@bigbears420
Жыл бұрын
@@TheFirstAndLastObserver if you lose any limb you are dead quick without medical attention
@TheFirstAndLastObserver
Жыл бұрын
@@bigbears420 not the black knight.
@thomasraines1396
10 ай бұрын
The Black Knight is immortal.
his skill is level 1 but his attitude is over 999.
@dragonatoryt4141
4 жыл бұрын
How dare yo insult the black knight
@KubilaySavs
3 жыл бұрын
He put all his upgrade points into health
@stix8371
3 жыл бұрын
His health it's... IT'S OVER 9000!!!
@nickkayfabe6147
3 жыл бұрын
More like determination, I’m surprised frisk was able to save and load in undertale because if this guy were there, frisk would just be doomed the moment they had 1 HP without items
@tashkent561
3 жыл бұрын
Strenght 1, Charisma 100
Legend has it the black knight was using 000.00001% of his true power
@darthjarjarbinkstherealsit6832
3 жыл бұрын
All his power was store in his left arm and he was just toying with Arthur but then Arthur cut his arm of.
@trashpanda850
3 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to asume that he even used any of his power.
@BirdRaiserE
3 жыл бұрын
Esto el fin, Arthur....
@thecrazyfriend5491
3 жыл бұрын
Black knight vs shaggy. Who’s with me!?!
@apollyonsbrother5586
3 жыл бұрын
ThTs true because his arm and legs fell off and he didn’t react so this tells us he is stronger than he seems
"I move. For no man." such powerful delivery on that. The repeated "none shall pass" cutting off the what probably my favorite part of all of this
The unexpected kick to the head kills me everytime 1:51
Fun fact : the symbol on the black knight's tunic is a boar which is know to be heavily injured but to still fight
@abithefallenhuman921
3 жыл бұрын
It's also the symbol of the Campbell Clan. (same as how the golden dragon is the symbol of House Pendragon)
@00_rei90
2 жыл бұрын
Until you put a round in its head
@Cactuardude
2 жыл бұрын
@@00_rei90 but if you shoot the black knight in the head he will still survive
@seanspindleshanks2529
2 жыл бұрын
God, thos movie is so good
@Someoneyeeted
2 жыл бұрын
But he isn't heavily injured tis but a scratch
Fun fact: When he has only one leg left he's being played by a guy with only one limb. The rest of the scenes he is played by a normal dude.
@masonr.powers7196
5 жыл бұрын
James Esterline+ Where are his arms? Tucked into his shirt?
@rampantbuckler818
4 жыл бұрын
oh shit
@nagiiboo
4 жыл бұрын
Not so fun now that you said that......
@rampantbuckler818
4 жыл бұрын
@@masonr.powers7196 WHERE ARE HIS LEGS?? i think they might ne in the ground honestly
@rampantbuckler818
4 жыл бұрын
@@masonr.powers7196 WHERE ARE HIS LEGS?? i think they might ne in the ground honestly
"A scratch?! Your arm's off!" "No, it isn't." "LOOK YOU STUPID BASTARD YOU'VE GOT NO ARMS LEFT!!!!!" "Yes, I have." Some of the greatest comebacks in cinematic history
@TheCrunchbite
5 ай бұрын
Greatest movie in history
Over 40 years old and this scene remains iconic to this day
*Knight loses every single limb* “Tis but a scratch” *Anakin: Frantically takes notes* 📝
@tekelupharsin4426
3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious cross-reference. Thanks for the chuckle.
@dazios6499
3 жыл бұрын
Kowalski writed down Kowalski: Noted
@sarasullivan2188
3 жыл бұрын
Someone actually wrote a decent Star Wars fanfic involving this scene. The fic is called: Tis But a Scratch, by Do a Barrel Roll.
@Hazzelgamer-oe8fs
3 жыл бұрын
Its just a flesh wound
@firstconsul7286
3 жыл бұрын
"Write that down! Write that down!"
I love how they're fighting to the death over crossing a 3-foot creek bridge
@Enrico_Palazzo_opera_singer
6 жыл бұрын
wars have been started for less
@kcz1093
5 жыл бұрын
ikr, the absurdity is they easily could have just climbed over the creek bed in a different area without having to cross the bridge or confront the black knight. Also its never revealed why the black knight was so determined to protect it
@Evil_gremlin
5 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of for honour when 3 retards fight over water
@DTux5249
5 жыл бұрын
I mean, a war was fought over 2 countries fighting over who owned *one, singular* , camel
@DTux5249
5 жыл бұрын
@TV-94 true
“Look you stupid bastard you’ve got no arms left!” Favourite line of all time 😂
“Oleright we’ll call it a draw” gets me every time 😂😂😂
2020 be like: January: Tis but a scratch February: Just a flesh wound March: I'm invincible! April: Allright. We'll call it a draw
@PlagueDoctorLife
4 жыл бұрын
May: Ohhh I see, running away ey??
@primpromnom1650
4 жыл бұрын
How June about to be: you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you!
@headedhornet30
4 жыл бұрын
July: I'll bite your legs off!
@greenleafgaming6933
4 жыл бұрын
Funniest comment i seen in a while
@aarongothmann7247
4 жыл бұрын
Hard to believe this was written before anybody experienced May 2020.
"None shall pass" "What?" "NONE SHALL PASS"
@emmanuelelozano
3 жыл бұрын
Gandalf before when he became a great wizard
@dancrane3807
3 жыл бұрын
Whenever someone says "What" to me, I repeat the same thing I said, only very loudly, like they didn't hear it the first time.
@elgourdo2539
3 жыл бұрын
As soon as i saw the comment they said the lines
@adamon5577
3 жыл бұрын
Dudes name none: Okay then
@elfasto2255
3 жыл бұрын
It’s treason, then..
it's the little dance at 1:59 that has me crying every single time
This never gets old... doesn't matter how many times I watch it. Comedy gold!
"no it isn't" "then whats that then?" *looks down at arm* "I've had worse
@amaliakrecik8250
3 жыл бұрын
He didn't say who's it is if he says that the arm isn't his.
@dudeman6592
3 жыл бұрын
YOU LIAR!
@chasesmith5216
3 жыл бұрын
@@dudeman6592 black knight: "c'mon you pansy"
@praisethesun5873
3 жыл бұрын
@@chasesmith5216 Victory is mine
@jamesnialG
3 жыл бұрын
We all watched the same video dude, but I'm glad to see you got the joke.
Black Knight's stats: Attack: 50 Defense: 20 Speed: 10 HP: Over 9000
@builderdude3428
3 жыл бұрын
How much is upgrading
@huynguyenquang7435
3 жыл бұрын
@@builderdude3428 cost arms and legs
@builderdude3428
3 жыл бұрын
@@huynguyenquang7435 ok
@builderdude3428
3 жыл бұрын
@@huynguyenquang7435 casually cuts off arms & legs, for max level upgrading "Is this enough" Says buyer
@sevenkagami5345
2 жыл бұрын
Unique skill aquired
"you make me sad" will forever be favorite line
They all actin chill because “Tis But A Scratch”
*has one health* ‘‘Tis but a scratch”
@dustyfella
6 жыл бұрын
*is poisoned at the same time* 'Tis but a splinter
@onesmolbirb8434
6 жыл бұрын
hole lee shit 300 likes!
@urdnotwrex2538
6 жыл бұрын
one smol birb he needs to go into the pause menu and eat some cabbage
@tc_48
6 жыл бұрын
A scratch!? Your HP's on 1!
@EvilRaccoonDM
6 жыл бұрын
How I feel when im cocky in dark spuls"oh damn got no estus get hit once and all health is down from 1240 to 1 TIS BUT A SCRATCH"
"a man who never admits defeat never loses" and this man is the embodiment of that. literally.
@jamesrichardii9075
3 жыл бұрын
You mean disembodiment right?
@housel9352
3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesrichardii9075 HA
@Enaz19
3 жыл бұрын
@General Grievous Hello there
@blengdiabloed7335
3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesrichardii9075 perhaps lol
@imaginternet
3 жыл бұрын
So doomguy
No matter how defeated you are, you can always yell “I’ll bite your legs off” and get points for style.
the unparalleled confidence is amazing
Death: "Come, my child, your time has come." Black Knight: *NO* Death: "ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʙʟᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ"
@CartoonyPirate
3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .....
@unitytroughsocialisam2163
3 жыл бұрын
@@CartoonyPirate Demoni k laughing
@Christian-dk5uo
3 жыл бұрын
Black knight: *Literally got shred into pieces* Black knight:Dumb b*tch
@DinnerMuffin
3 жыл бұрын
1,000th like!
@skullyskaric7779
3 жыл бұрын
look you stupid bastard you got no arms left! 0_0
Just like arguing with a Flat-Earther.
@linebeckthejohoe4876
4 жыл бұрын
Adam B How dare you. The Black Knight is far superior to those dunces!
@brettbaglio1550
4 жыл бұрын
Adam B As well as arguing with someone on the opposite side as you when it comes to politics.
@papounator8843
4 жыл бұрын
@@brettbaglio1550 More on the extreme side though. It's possible to have a passive and rational argument without throwing shit pies at one another. We're not savages.
@derbigpr500
4 жыл бұрын
@@brettbaglio1550 Well it's not , because both sides of political arguments are equally dumb.
@opalander
4 жыл бұрын
@@derbigpr500 Not when it's backed by centuries of science and common sense.
No one ever mentions the very subtle "woop" when he has his first arm cut off 😂 like he tripped over a rock or something while walking, and it was no big deal, but he's slightly embaressed by it.. gets me every time.
“I’ve had worse” so this means this has probably happened before and I guess his arms will grow back
@roseanncampbell3168
3 күн бұрын
Yeah hes a secret chameleon 😅
*get disintegrated on the atomic level* This guy: Tis but a scratch
@samarvora7185
4 жыл бұрын
You lie.
@braydenleclerc5529
4 жыл бұрын
He would say that in one of those echoey disembodied voices
@internetperson573
3 жыл бұрын
“Where is the black knight” “Gone reduced to atoms” “No I’m not come here and face me like a man”
@EveryoneElseIsWeirdImNormal
3 жыл бұрын
@@internetperson573 ok you do realise that everything is atoms you can't be reduced to them you already are them
@internetperson573
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not weird everyone else is weird and I'm normal false. Everything is MADE of atoms, to state that everything IS atoms is to say that everything is a single particle invisible to the naked eye, which is first not true in the slightest, and second, we are visible to the naked eye, so that disproves that we are in fact atoms. However, to the grand scale of the universe, you could consider all of humanity one single atom. And in fact, you can be reduced to atoms, if you were to somehow split apart the atoms that MAKE UP a human body. Please think before you type, and don’t reply to this without thinking, we all know what you not thinking looks like, I will be able to tell clearly
"Tis but a scratch!" - One of the most iconic line ever!
@amlivid3497
5 жыл бұрын
Did you see the new GT2RS beat the record?
@EpicHotCheese
5 жыл бұрын
@@amlivid3497Yes, I've seen it!
@vulfura
4 жыл бұрын
“What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?”
@isaiahp.4609
4 жыл бұрын
Just a flesh wound
whos here after herbert quoted this
@heimpai2282
8 ай бұрын
That's how he was last year with his shoulder and ribs lmfao
The knights silence and dead seriousness was chilling after seeing the tone of the rest of the movie. He really stood out.
Black Knight: "I WON THIS SWORD FIGHT, BY A LOT!"
@Fuzzybeanerizer
3 жыл бұрын
Becoming more apt by the minute!
@megameerkat2634
3 жыл бұрын
The bards have declared that King Arthur was the winner of this river side duel
@mrmindyourownbusinessyouno5510
3 жыл бұрын
The orange knight
@mrchickinman9984
3 жыл бұрын
hehehhehehehehe orange man bad
@ronoccc
3 жыл бұрын
@@mrchickinman9984 yes he is, very bad indeed. did you not hear his phonecall with the georgia legislaster begging him to overturn the results of the election? wannabe dictator , so yes, bad indeed
The Black Knight could've won after losing his arms if he strategically kicked Arthur between the legs
@bunger8469
2 жыл бұрын
Every men's weak spot.
@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts
2 жыл бұрын
He went easy on Arthur that’s why he didn’t use all his power
@DefaultDerrick
2 жыл бұрын
He did though as he was getting up lol you didn't hear the grunt?
@lusir.
2 жыл бұрын
he did at 1:58
@justinnamuco9096
2 жыл бұрын
I was anticipating that.
most durable man in history. he got his limbs cut off and didn't cry
Crazy fact: the Black Knight was actually played by two different people! John Cleese plays the Black Knight until he’s down to one leg. Then an actual one-legged person (his name is Richard Burton [not to be confused with the Welsh actor]) is in the Black Knight’s armor!
Black Knight: Gets decapitated Crowd: Finally got rid of that The head in the basket:
@darkdruidsvale
2 жыл бұрын
“Say again? You thought I was finished?”
@ezelfrancisco1349
2 жыл бұрын
“Look, you stupid bastard, you have no body left.”
@dev_ai04
2 жыл бұрын
“Yes I do”
@darkdruidsvale
2 жыл бұрын
@@dev_ai04 “your just a head!”
@CarlyCurly_
2 жыл бұрын
“I can still bite you!”
“Tis’ but a scratch!” “A scratch? your arm’s off!” “no it isn’t” *SPEECH 100*
@j.t8529
2 жыл бұрын
"Then what's that?"
@j.t8529
2 жыл бұрын
@ׁ "You Liar"
@Enterprise-D666
2 жыл бұрын
@@j.t8529 Come on you pansy!
@veltzon4322
2 жыл бұрын
@@Enterprise-D666 *slices again* Victory is mine!
@Enterprise-D666
2 жыл бұрын
@@veltzon4322 (Kneels down on one leg) We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy….
Black Knight: *gains technology* Black Knight: *mechanical breathing*
I come to watch this scene every now and then and it always amazes me how every line in this is comedic genius
“I’m invincible!” “You’re a looney.”
@LeandroSouza-pl9gb
4 жыл бұрын
"The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you!"
@lonlixz2879
4 жыл бұрын
“Come on then”
@TumbleTrashOfficial
4 жыл бұрын
they say "tis but a scratch is the best line", I say no, IM INVINCIBLE
@todortodorov2762
3 жыл бұрын
I read it in their voices...
@MAC-xl5dn
3 жыл бұрын
Alright we'll call it a draw
I love the fact that Arthur starts to pray and then the knight just kicks him in the head. It’s perfect.
@toonbat
3 жыл бұрын
It's even better that he's thanking God for his mercy, after horribly mutilating someone.
@uncanny3637
3 жыл бұрын
@@toonbat Well he started it and gave him mercy.
@lvateinn8258
3 жыл бұрын
Were arthur and the britons Christians ? As i call, the anglo-Saxons were still pagans at that time
@cringeanarchy7675
3 жыл бұрын
@@lvateinn8258 they were catholic
@jssgopman
3 жыл бұрын
@@cringeanarchy7675 So obviously worse than pagan.
I like how when King Arthur gets exasperated, Chapman just lets his accent go a little bit Northern.
@JackBurtonsReflexes
8 ай бұрын
Little bit Midlands more like. Leicester, innit.
What people don't call out about this fight Is that it had pretty realistic and grounded choreography
@soleo2783
11 ай бұрын
Lmao
The most stubborn man in history.
@Wolverines83
6 жыл бұрын
Nickster Games I think you mean brave. or unyielding.
@jogclemson4430
5 жыл бұрын
@@Wolverines83 what he means by stubborn is the Black Knight refuses to die I'm pretty sure if they did a scene cutting his head off he would still be talking
@redacted7134
5 жыл бұрын
He's one of those who will refuse that they will die in stubbornness
@steele_heart77
4 жыл бұрын
Aside from my grandfather.
@panicatthegasstation
4 жыл бұрын
And you clearly haven't met me when in the twilight of a romantic relationship.
*The original Deadpool*
@anastasiaaffirmationsspark7807
5 жыл бұрын
Lol😂
@megamovieman101
4 жыл бұрын
And let's be honest, the funnier Deadpool.
@duhitsmicah7584
4 жыл бұрын
Tommy Hass yah
@polski_dezerter
4 жыл бұрын
@@duhitsmicah7584 ah
@JustAGamerPerson
4 жыл бұрын
@polski dezerter Sah.
I love how Arthur just starts to pray in the middle of a fight lol
Fun fact: Elvis Presley was obsessed with this movie and when he first watched it he was crying with laughter. He would recite lines from the movie and this was one of his favourite scenes. When he broke his finger playing football he once said “just a flesh wound”.
@lobstotsbol
Күн бұрын
lol
“You never lose till you give up” And I took that personally
@brendafazzio7388
3 жыл бұрын
More like and I took that literally
@AxxLAfriku
2 жыл бұрын
OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on KZread. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear ethan
@cantthinkofausername6749
2 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku whar?
@kishascape
2 жыл бұрын
@@cantthinkofausername6749 spam baiting
@TonyEnglandUK
Жыл бұрын
You lose when someone's chopped off so many limbs you are target practice for pigeons.
I love how Arthur remains so respectful and formal when he’s literally butchering the guy.
@SinAster_19
Жыл бұрын
I mean when the guy is literally immortal I don't think losing your formality woukd be a good idea
@b1bis204
Жыл бұрын
i think that because knight were noble so they are respectful against each other even in battle
@tomas_iss7469
Жыл бұрын
@@SinAster_19 kinda random but I’d like to know, when did you decide to use that profile picture, I remember seeing the game and loving it way before I started seeing dozens of people use Niko as their profile picture in every video, apparently it got a rise of popularity and I’d like to know about it
@DannySullivanMusic
Жыл бұрын
hahaha great comment
@SinAster_19
Жыл бұрын
@@tomas_iss7469 i got into the oneshot fandom like a year ago its a game thats becoming more popular since pyro played it on stream
tis but a scratch
“What are you gunna do bleed in me?” *IM INVINCIBLE*
@jimhuffman9434
4 жыл бұрын
He may have acid blood
@ericmonaco4509
4 жыл бұрын
You're a looney
@thepickleking5717
3 жыл бұрын
when u made a typo and said bleed in me that was pretty sexual ngl
@vladimirlenin8892
3 жыл бұрын
Eric Monaco THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS
@ahnafm.m.z7750
3 жыл бұрын
The 1,1k like
i almost had a heart attack when he kicked him when he was kneeling down XD
@ShoeNerd
4 жыл бұрын
*KLONG*
@crusadeknight4891
4 жыл бұрын
ITS JUST A FLESH WOUND
@fatimapotherat4652
3 жыл бұрын
@JD Gust of Wind Dance qqqq qqqqqq Qqqqqqqqqqq
@AbsoluteAbsurd
3 жыл бұрын
XD
@mr.burnsgaming8985
3 жыл бұрын
1:54
The true definition of: "We can't end it off with a loss".
I really like how the symbol on the black knights chest is of a wild boar, a creature known for taking serious injuries but seemingly not noticing and carrying on fighting.
One of the most legendary fights of history.
@brizkythetog5621
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@brobunni
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@unitytroughsocialisam2163
3 жыл бұрын
@@brobunni i stalo koments
@vin2070
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed oh wise stranger on the internet
@shai310
3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention it ended with a draw so we need a rematch
"I'M INVINCIBLE" "you're a looney"
@slidsnake8539
2 жыл бұрын
The black knight always trumps!! Come on man. Oh right we call it a draw
@Pixel3572
2 жыл бұрын
@@slidsnake8539 triumphs*
@hue_solaris
2 жыл бұрын
Skype gif sound
@bryanlemmens68
2 жыл бұрын
People on meth:
@oh3681
2 жыл бұрын
@@slidsnake8539 trumps? 😂
This man is the definition of confidence over substance
2:11 to 2:23 ALWAYS cracks me up. 😂
Rasputin: Gets poisoned, shot, and thrown into a freezing river Also Rasputin: 1:31
@pz1007
2 жыл бұрын
Its the magic
@hughjass8502
2 жыл бұрын
2:26
@Crabbob365
2 жыл бұрын
RA RA RASPUTIN
@kahiruo
2 жыл бұрын
@@Crabbob365 LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN
@Crabbob365
2 жыл бұрын
@@kahiruo THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE
"The victor is not victorious if the vanquished does not consider himself so." Fits this scene so well
@_C66
Жыл бұрын
Here from oversimplified around u?
@Neuwey331
Жыл бұрын
@@_C66 Probably not, the wise quote is probably popular among philosophers.
@DannySullivanMusic
Жыл бұрын
haha! pro
@G_Macks
Жыл бұрын
It’s funny because the writer made this scene because he hated that quote
@Resi1ience
Жыл бұрын
@MADVOCATE 000 A lot of people forget that Sun Tzu's stuff, and old war literature and philosophy don't _really_ apply nowadays. A victor is definitely victorious when he uses aerial carpet bombs.
RIP Sir Knight
“If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.” - The Black Knight
@jay-day
10 ай бұрын
Easy for you to say say, gov'na. At least you've still got yer bleedin arms n legs.
Me accidentally hurting my little brother: What happened: 1:18 How my brother describes it to our mom: 1:25
@AbsoluteAbsurd
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Amazin_Grace
3 жыл бұрын
Same here (sometimes)
@JACOBANTZ
3 жыл бұрын
How you describe it to your mum: Tis but a scratch
@silentjoker45
3 жыл бұрын
@@JACOBANTZ is brother: my arm fell off
@medoesstuff9288
3 жыл бұрын
How your brother feel: 1:31
USA: *nukes Japan* USA: SURRENDER! Japan: Tis but a scratch
@AttenboroughAdmirer
3 жыл бұрын
America: Slaughters millions of Vietnamese people. Veitnam: Tis but a scratch
@lorenzobarboni3324
3 жыл бұрын
America: bombs japan again Japan: alright, we'll call it a draw
@xxcabbagedevourer420xx4
3 жыл бұрын
Lorenzo Barboni more like forfeit
@nightingale1202
3 жыл бұрын
They gonna bot us
@tonyzeng9637
3 жыл бұрын
nah they actually surrendered before the bombing, the us just wanted to test their new toy
The preceding inclusion of the Green Knight is a lovely touch in this film. Receiving a longsword to the head will not cause any lasting damage to a knight whose custom is to be decapitated.
This still has to be my favourite scene in Monty Python lmao
Soviets in a nutshell : **Loses 10 million men trying to defend against the Germans** Stalin : 'Tis but a scratch !
@tharv_2609
5 жыл бұрын
I believe you are here from Nate's video.
@afinoxi
5 жыл бұрын
@@tharv_2609 no , I knew this , and wanted to comment.
@johnathansams4924
5 жыл бұрын
Except they won, and were crucial in helping us topple Nazi Germany.
@afinoxi
5 жыл бұрын
@@johnathansams4924 helping you ? Not really , Soviets single handedly won the war for all of the Allies.
@awddfg
5 жыл бұрын
*_Germans still lose_*
"hits arm" *Shoulder fucking disintegrates from a single touch*
@jonathanbradley4896
2 жыл бұрын
Excalibur OP please nerf
@mrpicklejar4391
2 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanbradley4896 lol
@lazyswappedskeleton2
2 жыл бұрын
pov: little brother
@rubub8455
2 жыл бұрын
i don't know if they didn't want to make it look like the arm was actually sliced off for whatever reason or if they just did it for comedic effect
@josephpeters7627
2 жыл бұрын
@@rubub8455 This film's from the 70s, do you expect stellar effects?
Tis' but a scratch.
Justin Herbert caused me to come and watch this again. Classic!
“I didn’t lose i merely failed to win” - oversimplified
@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670
2 жыл бұрын
So you failed
@Knukszt
2 жыл бұрын
@@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 nO! I jUst FouNd 1000 waYs tO MaRelY nOt WiN!!1!
@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670
2 жыл бұрын
@@Knukszt so you didn't win
@saulesalejos4483
2 жыл бұрын
@@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670 But we didnt loose, but they win, but we didnt win, but they didnt loose, but they didnt win, but we didnt win, but they didnt win...
@tcapsaandreijoaquin2670
2 жыл бұрын
@@saulesalejos4483 r/Ihadastroke
1:09 Did he just block the sword from hitting the ground?
@BuddypalVideoCorner
6 жыл бұрын
This movie is pretty famous for how it uses it’s low budget to it's advantage
@droctaconnapuss
5 жыл бұрын
Ken Mendoza makes it even funnier.
@erojerisiz1571
5 жыл бұрын
If not the knight could cut off Arthur's leg
@RickTransit
5 жыл бұрын
It's a forward defensive stroke - King Arthur is actually playing cricket here.
@princessthyemis
5 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes he did :3
Completely limbless Levi: "Tis but a scratch!!"
"Alright, We'll call it a DRAW.." 😅😅😅 What a line! 😂
I legitimately like how the Black Knight sounds badass or threatening at the beginning, but he's actually just revealed to be crazy.
@itsgalaxy2407
3 жыл бұрын
kinda like trump
@caseyw.8325
3 жыл бұрын
Wow... I see that differently. The Black Night proves himself to be honorable and refusing to give up.
@sirthomas2181
3 жыл бұрын
@@itsgalaxy2407 allow me to fix your typo *biden and leave fucking politics out of this
@itsgalaxy2407
3 жыл бұрын
@@sirthomas2181 ok trump supporter
@niftylittlename
3 жыл бұрын
Both of you get outta here with your political shit, we'll call it a draw okay?
I like how the "bridge" he's guarding is just a plank of wood
@brandonhughes4076
Жыл бұрын
Over small creek that you could literally just jump
@MarcDufresneosorusrex
Жыл бұрын
👍😁🙈
@warlordofbritannia
8 ай бұрын
Should have just asked three questions, could have kept his limbs then
@wootle
7 ай бұрын
The butter genius and humor of Monty Python!
@eamonlyons8318
7 ай бұрын
@@warlordofbritanniaI thought it was 5 questions