Yep, her mom sounds like a southern mom for sure. "Oh you know who that is!"

@nicoleowens2318

4 жыл бұрын

I'm afraid it's not just a southern thing, my mom, aunt and sister do this constantly, and I'm from New Jersey lol

@susans654

4 жыл бұрын

@@nicoleowens2318 But not with that accent, haha. Btw, I lived in Jersey for ten years too!

@lootedcorpse

4 жыл бұрын

I like how ultimately she DID know who it was

@decker8202

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a Southern mom. I probably drive my kids crazy just like this.

@AdvantageousAngie

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely not just a southern thing. My mom and her sisters are the EXACT same way. We live in Seattle. Haha

So much truth to this. Mom calls you when you are in your 20s to let you know who had a baby. Mom calls you when you are in your 30s to let you know who got a divorce. Mom calls you when you are in your 40s to let you know who died.

@galacticwarlock2271

4 жыл бұрын

My mom doesn't give 2 shits, but I'm from a small town so.🤣🤣🤣

@owenx3502

4 жыл бұрын

My Mom told that somebody in my neighborhood who I didn’t know had committed suicide I feel bad for the family but also I barely know him

@BL3SSed-Bliss

4 жыл бұрын

Galactic Warlock Same, except from a large city. This is definitely a grandmother thing for me.

@margaritam.9118

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, mom, it’s not Middle Ages, people don’t die at 45 automatically

@siobhanmulvey

4 жыл бұрын

Being Me yep. My one grandmother was kinda like this.

Her comedy might be nice, but her skin glow is goals

@ailinh911

4 жыл бұрын

right? her skin looks so clear and healthy!

@djooodie

4 жыл бұрын

I can’t stop staring at her skin now!

@JessieJellybeans

4 жыл бұрын

Her face is red....

@ailinh911

4 жыл бұрын

@@JessieJellybeans true, but she doesn't have any acne, freckles, blemishes, or wrinkles. also her skin has a nice healthy glow to it.

@koalakangaroo3516

4 жыл бұрын

So much for women's right let's objectify her shall we? Yeah her personality and comedy are good but why don't we judge her by her skin colour too oh we can't because of that lousy dream that one guy had but who cares as long as it's a compliment. This comment was written in stark sarcasm in case you don't understand. You might think what I just wrote is patronising- I know. It's because you're probably so vain you wouldn't understand otherwise.

I left FB 4 years ago, but thanks to my mother, it's like I never left...

@markmh835

4 жыл бұрын

That. Is. So. TRUE! Who needs Facebook when you have a mom around. Facebook is just for orphans. 😉😜

@blueraine8705

4 жыл бұрын

If that ain't the most accurate thing

Ain't nobody gonna talk about how NICE her singing voice is? Man, I wanted more

@helloimellieful

4 жыл бұрын

For real

@leahjames6870

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was shocked lol. She was good☺

@ShayeChild

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@rheinhartsilvento2576

4 жыл бұрын

Right! Really good

@toddadams8420

4 жыл бұрын

Word,she has a really nice voice

My mother always announces the death of somebody I only vaguely remember from 30 years ago, that I might have had one class with in grade school, in her tragic, sensitive voice as if she's afraid the news will totally devastate me.

@5050TM

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny because they know if we still knew the person and cared that much, we'd already know they're dead. 🙃

@shabyheltay

4 жыл бұрын

"tragic sensitive voice" LMAO!! So specific yet so relatable, that's my mom's go-to bad news voice 🤣

@SC-yw5ve

4 жыл бұрын

Sebastien Sade And she whispers it. They ALL whisper when they go into that Mom mode.

@lisas2538

4 жыл бұрын

Sebastien Sade I seriously just laughed out loud.

@punkqueen5664

4 жыл бұрын

Soooo cute!!!

Am I the only one who wants a T-shirt saying, “Touché Lady Panda. Touché”

@demonicgaara0862

4 жыл бұрын

I do too honestly

@blueshoes915

4 жыл бұрын

Certainly not.

@alibaebee7675

4 жыл бұрын

yassssss 🐼

@chihirosen6996

4 жыл бұрын

Yes please!

@anitagee3362

3 жыл бұрын

I would wear the HELL outta that 😆😆😆

this is too relatable, way too relatable.

@mominor6913

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yep

@lking1540

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@zoranasamson

4 жыл бұрын

KittyCow i think she stole my mom

“Jump on it! Let’s do it! Ride it! My pony!” “OH, I LOOOVE HORSEEES!!!”

@nazarisreyes6037

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... Me too

@Harlem55

2 жыл бұрын

lmao. Yeah- about the time your boyfriend gives you the Bob Sagget look.

Honestly, you need to put your mum on speakerphone and record these conversations. Might seem irritating now, but in retrospect they are hysterical.❤️ My mum died 5 years ago and last year I found an old dictaphone that I had recorded some of her funniest voicemail messages on - (she loved talking to my ansaphone because she could talk for as long as she wanted without me interrupting or cutting her short 😂😂😂) 16 recordings! Lots of her suggesting TV shows I needed to watch: “Nicola, there’s a documentary about internet dating on channel 4 that I think you should watch. Young women are getting KILLED by men they met on these sites!” So glad I recorded them. 😂❤️❤️

@imalrockme

4 жыл бұрын

Too sweet!

@candiedwards974

4 жыл бұрын

OldRaver1, Have you transferred them? I’m also a “Nicola”

@MadameMedina31

4 жыл бұрын

So wonderful you recorded them! 💓

@Delihlah

4 жыл бұрын

Aw haha I miss my grandma lots, she died at 60 per her usual health issues (passed down to me... Yay, thanks genetics lol) and I got to keep a diary she had. There's a few pages where she goes on and on about her cat Sarah and it's the cutest thing ever. I wish I had more pictures and videos with her though, I have near to nothing from her besides memories. My favorite is her being curious about KZread (I used to make videos, most deleted now besides the ones for the family) and she really wanted to watch my videos so she asked me one day "how do I KZread?" I showed her how to get to it on chrome and to look up my name etc, she never really fully got it lol but she loved showing her support. She was a great woman and I'm proud she was in my life for as long as she was even if I wish she could have lasted at least 3 more years so she could see me graduate and see me unexpectedly meet the love of my life in highschool. I'll always hold her close to my heart.

@mel818

4 жыл бұрын

i mean she's had her as a guest on her podcast many times :)

Every Southern woman over the age of 50 is like this, lol. My mom, my grandmas, my aunts...it never gets old 🤣

@jadorechocolat1

4 жыл бұрын

Yup, Georgia girl here. I concur.

@lovebug8482

4 жыл бұрын

And guess what...It might be US soon! I swear, I am more and more like my 73 year old mother every day!

Hooters should send her a custom uniform😂. She gives them props all the time!

Her mom dances just like Titus from “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt”

@krystal7710

4 жыл бұрын

Haha YES!

@margaritam.9118

4 жыл бұрын

Okay, I’m gonna rewatch Lemonade parody with him 🙃

@littlefurballs

4 жыл бұрын

B S Ahhhhhh!! 😁 Thank you! I was trying to remember where I’ve seen that sassiness before!! 😆

My (very southern) auntie keeps me up to date with all of the people SHE grew up with. I met my auntie when I was 8, and I live in Wisconsin. I’ve never met ANY of these people.

@5050TM

4 жыл бұрын

But they'll repeat their names and describe them multiple times as if it'll jog your memory lol.

@birg8356

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that’s cute

I have an aunt who's in her 70s who likes to update her HS yearbook by crossing them out when they die and writes the date on it. She does the same when a significant event like divorce takes place. " Dead", " Divorced ".

@barbkollar4338

4 жыл бұрын

Funny she actually crosses them out! Maybe she wants to be last one standing!

@TahtahmesDiary

4 жыл бұрын

Vicious 😂😂😂💀💀💀

@NuSanniang

4 жыл бұрын

Well damn! 😭🤣

@nolamisskel

4 жыл бұрын

I saw a yearbook online with something like that. She just didn't cross them out.

@lisas2538

4 жыл бұрын

yoloduran duran I’m hysterical at this. 😂

I want to see more of her she funny af

@blupunk01

4 жыл бұрын

She has a good half-hour on season one of The Standups on Netflix.

@daithi6826

4 жыл бұрын

No sorry she is not funny at all

@ollys1188

4 жыл бұрын

Watch Champions

@ILoveMilwaukee14

4 жыл бұрын

Bluebomber 28 she just announced an hour long special on Netflix, coming in February, I think.

@DenGuleBalje

4 жыл бұрын

You wanna see MORE of her? I mean she's already kinda huge, you want her to gain even more weight?

Her mom was right to name her Fortune cusz she worth a million laughs. Fortune is so precious. I love her.

@meredithlouise3415

4 жыл бұрын

Arra FiArrow her birth name isn’t fortune. It’s emily

@FiArrow

4 жыл бұрын

Violet Lollipops oh snap

@crnkmnky

4 жыл бұрын

@@FiArrow oh snap, how r u gonna have this gorgeous profile photo with no videos? 😾

she's so funny, but really she could have a musical career - fantastic voice

@GayDracula_

4 жыл бұрын

I think she was in "tales of the city" as a minor character. She sang in an episode. It was pretty good.

When people get old all they talk about is death and people dying haha

@Fondofmelobster

4 жыл бұрын

Ty for real dude. I got on the elevator a few days ago and this old man gets in and starts telling me how the elevator ride was like life and death. Like thanks for the existential panic, old man

@kylemiller2414

4 жыл бұрын

I guess old people invented yolo

@virces6563

4 жыл бұрын

not funny.

@Fondofmelobster

4 жыл бұрын

Capricae scared of death are ye, old man?

@TyDaG

4 жыл бұрын

Capricae YEAH OL MAAM

She's the type that ya' not only love her sets but ya' also wanna be her friend 😁

Her mom voice is perfect.

Moms are the perfect example of social media AI

She has a nice singing voice

Dancing with 1 finger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Her cardigan shirt sweater is throwing me off. "Nooo. I didn't order that".🤣🤣🤣

“Oh I love horses!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My grandma does the same damn thing...every story ends with someone dead.

@jonniehickson5599

4 жыл бұрын

My younger sisters does this and then get mad because I don't go to the funeral.🙄

We'll be watching an older movie, and as we watch, my mom will point out the actors who have died since the movie came out. "He's dead"..."She's dead"..."Everyone in this scene is dead." Thanks Mom.

@veggiequeen2738

4 жыл бұрын

Meghan L 😂😂

@chifreak6

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@nyrockchicxx

4 жыл бұрын

I just did that the other day in conversation. I'm a classic film fan. haha

@TheSootyOne

2 жыл бұрын

That is so f'ing funny. This post made me laugh out loud. "Everyone in this scene is dead" LOLOLOLOLOLOL

" do you want some ghicken wingz"😂🤣

If I were to do stand up from this day until my last, my mother would provide enough material to carry me through an entire career. Everyone should have the pleasure of knowing her 😅👩‍👧‍👦💕

Ohh, just spot on to southern moms. So well written and delivered. "We were in Junior League together back in the day." Howlarious. Glad y'all make and share.

1:36 I’m rolling, her mom writes like it’s a newspaper article with first and last names, ages etc. 😂

God, yes. Being told about every person you've been trying to forget since elementary school ended. "You remember Danielle? She just had twins! And her older sister has three kids!" - "I've never met her sister." - "And her sister's husbad is sooo handy around the house!" - "Why are you telling me this?" - "Because she's your FRIEND! Don't you CARE?!" - "She was not my friend. I was six and she was three, we weren't even playing together, and THAT WAS 30 YEARS AGO!!" "Oh. Well... Sarah's second husband bought her a van and they go camping together." "Sarah WHO??" "Your friend Sarah!" "Sarah from next door? We were never friends!" "Anyway, I'm glad she married him, her first husband was no good." It never stops....

@MM-nh8ez

4 жыл бұрын

Trine Langohr My mom and my aunt are pretty sure I’m still friends with my middle school crew that I haven’t spoken to in 20+ years ;) Somehow that’s where I time stopped as far as they understand me.

This lady is the second coming of Louie Anderson, which I swear is not just a fat joke.

@femchad3317

4 жыл бұрын

She does have a similar style and delivery

@V0r4xiz

4 жыл бұрын

I love how you worded this. Subtle comedy ;)

@Jeremycook_

4 жыл бұрын

Are you sure. I'll have to check it out

@sabbathjackal

4 жыл бұрын

Ralphie may

My mom talked about the homecoming queen in my class up until she died. 33 years of replying, "No, I don't know what Shannon is doing now."

She has a great singing voice!

Her mom becoming a "sassy black woman" after a whiskey sour gave me life😅😅 if you didn't laugh, remove that stick pls n thx😎

@valenciamdotcom812

4 жыл бұрын

sis, yes!!! 😂

@margaritam.9118

4 жыл бұрын

Like she *really* needs that finger to dance 😂

@nrsimmons178

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! A sassy ass, horse-loving panda dancing to "Pony," lol!

My Irish Mum is just like that. My friend's Mum was Welsh and just the same. "Do you remember such and such a person? Well, they're dead!"

She's funny af

I love her Mom ... moms are the best eveeeer

@GypsyJena66

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky you, I was born to a SATANIC DEMON METHHEAD

My mom is from central California and her texts are EXACTLY like her mom's texts. Even the "very sad" part at the end, except now she's also adding emojis to it.

SHES SO FUNNY WHY HAVENT I HEARD OF HER

@peggie7126

4 жыл бұрын

She used to be a regular on Chelsey Lately

@allnitelemonade1748

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe cuz she isn’t On tik Tok

Go on SNL and do that Hooters Outfit as a skit, it would be so freakin’ hysterical.

Calling mom “Cougar” is adorable. 🥰😇 I’m doing that henceforth. OAN- they were def at an _old-school club,_ given that music setlist. 😅

Lmao.. That song Pony is hella nasty. Magic Mike brought those lyrics to life tho 😂

Met her mom at a doctors appointment one time. Accurate lol

I'm so happy I got to see her live.

Im actually laughing

Real message from my mom: (at 2 o'clock in the morning. Which means I get to read this first thing when I wake up) Mothers who's daughters spend time with them live longer Also .. so and so died

My mom still lives in my hometown and constantly asks me "did you know/do you remember _________?" about people I went to middle and high school with. I'm turning 32 this year 😂 I've been out of those schools longer than I was in them, and she thinks I still care about so-and-so's newest job.

A few years ago, my family went to the yearly 4th of July parade in my dad's hometown. My grandma knows everyone through friends and prayer groups, you know, like a grandma ;), and she sees a man driving one of the floats, and without thinking, she says OUT LOUD - "He's still alive?" We have never let her forget about it since. 🤣

I am so glad my mom is not tech savy and neither was my dad. I mean, I obviously love them but am really glad parental texts isn't a thing in my immediate family lol. This was hilarious.

Guys: *see her in the Hooters outfit* "WHAT THE!!!... "NOOOOOOOO!" "NOOOOOOOO!!!" "I DIDN'T ORDER THAT!"

"AAAAAAAASSSHHHHLEYYYYY DAAAAAAAAAVIDDDDSONNNNNN" I wept 🤣

Lol I’m going to see her next Thursday at the Orlando improv. Can’t wait

My Venezuelan mom could be her mom's best friend...

@deadsoon

4 жыл бұрын

hello fellow venezuelan :)))

@Jacksabbath44

3 жыл бұрын

Venezuelan moms have a lot more dance steps though, but the sassyness is there xd

That was ALOT of death and destruction in one text🤦🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I love horses"😙😙😙

She has come a long way since her Chelsea lately days. Fortune has a great singing voice 👌🙌.

😂 love her. That Hooters bit was awesome. Mad Tv did a Hooters sketch that is hilarious!!!

This girl is brilliant!! Please someone get her over to the UK 🇬🇧 👋

'...like a sassy black woman.' *echos continuously into the void*

@yeshalloween

4 жыл бұрын

Alli Black I mean, black comedians reference white people ways allllll the time. Get over it

@itsjaygirl9173

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't know if i should be offended or not when she said that

my sister moved from New Mexico to Texas, and I have watched her evolve into a Southern Woman. Gentile, conservative, judging, with a quick ''bless your heart'' ready at any time. she started out a pot smoking 11 year old that partied her way through school and graduated.

She's hilarious. So glad I found the Papa & Fortune podcast, I didn't know of her before that. Love her.

I love her so much. She just has such a good vibe about her and seems so sweet. Anything I’ve seen her on, just awesome. X

Omfg "well a panda bear's just as tough as a cougar" 😂🤣

My mom likes to talk about my boyfriends ex while we eat dinner. Mostly bad things about her, but I've never met her.

I want more of her. She is hilarious and it's oh so true.

I've watched this a few times under different titles and it never gets old.

Her mom is literally my dad except he doesn’t know any of my classmates names

@savannahcotton8414

4 жыл бұрын

Same here. My Dad: "remember whatshername? With the dog? And that thing on her face? I saw her at church. Yes, you do remember her! She lived right down the street".🤦🏼‍♀️

So funny she did great

Someone in a comedy movie or tv show needs to add that last part where she said she'd be a Hooter girl :)

I'm glad she's hosting radio Podcast with Tom papa

She cracks me up. FF is the bomb.

I love it when she talks about her mother...👵💃!

“Touché, lady panda”

I too stick one finger out and sway side to side, while I’m tipsy lmfao

"oh you know who that is!" ...my mother literally says this, too. Great job by this comedic artist for choosing something so relatable. Oh and...my mother (and I) are from North Texas. Gooooo Southerners!

Her impressions are amazing

Real talk her voice is SO GOOD

If I ever get a text or call of my mom telling me my ex died I'd ask for more information for fun 😂 "was it murder? I hope it was murder" and she'd be pissed.

Seriously I have probably seen this particular sketch 103 times and when I need a laugh I still come here so right now it will be 104 times

blessssss her. i loved this!

Sounds just like my mom. I'm supposed to remember every person she went to church with, kid I played with, neighbor of my grandma 20 years ago.

She’s a decent singer! And sooo funny!!!

Panda Bears🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I'm dead

I love her! This is my first time hearing of this comedian! New Fan!

I love her LOL she's so funny

She's gooooooooood. I love her already! 💕

This happens in the midwest too. And I am starting to do it with my kids LOL

😂 love Fortune!!! So funny!

Hooters bit GOT me 😂

Why is this sooo relatable??

Lmao!! Girl !! That dance!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love her so much ❤ great podcast too

I like your stand up! Had me cracking up lol.

The mom dance had me deceased. Lol

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Hilarious and yes, relatable!

"I would have a wedgie right there" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I always do girl!

Ummmm do we have the same mom 😂😂😂 those text messages were too real

@mominor6913

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I say the same thing

@DeadLkeMe

4 жыл бұрын

Mine's the same plus she likes to add a bunch of random ass emojis that have no real correlation to the message she sent me lol