“Hit her car in parking lot” lmaooooo omg 😂💀

@Wolfy39565

3 ай бұрын

that is a nice way to make a piece offering 😅

@user-en1zc5vd6y

3 ай бұрын

I thought adding a location or company to someone’s name is bad but “hit her car in the parking lot” is worse😂

@cw9282

2 ай бұрын

Lady is going to be like "uhh... the litigation is still ongoing... but I guess I could drop by."

@sunshine_Faith

2 ай бұрын

I have someone stored as 'lady who rear-ended me'

@duck2659

2 ай бұрын

Oh I thought it said she hit her child in parking lot

$500 isn't even enough to cover all the food she needs, let alone the violation itself.

@ninamatthews8747

3 ай бұрын

Especially though doordash. $500 will get you maybe 2 and a half meals if you don't tip

@justsomeone612

3 ай бұрын

@@ninamatthews8747 I said 4! haha... when I use grubhub for my son and I.. two meals from the diner -and diners are relatively inexpensive- it's ALWAYS over $50!

@pedros919

3 ай бұрын

@@ninamatthews8747Huh?

@itz_BB-SA-roleplays

3 ай бұрын

@@ninamatthews8747what...

@LilBlueOnk

3 ай бұрын

@@ninamatthews8747 "How much can a banana cost, $100?" Do you not buy your own food?

I want an update on how the party went.

@Tonimaroni2BeKindToAnimals

3 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@lstockton8468

3 ай бұрын

She should have a welcome table with name tags so people have to write on there the name they were called in her phone! Hi--I'm Jess hit her car in the parking lot! Nice to meet you Jess--I'm Old Man Neighbor!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@krishhunt47

3 ай бұрын

me tooo yeah 😂

@warewellnessco

3 ай бұрын

RIGHT

@jblovsoccer

3 ай бұрын

I want an update this is priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

487 contacts? This lady knows a lot of people lol.

@senojoy12473

2 ай бұрын

Over the course of your life, think about how many people you've met... All the coworkers and bosses from every job you've had. All the dates you've gone on, study buddies from high school and college, of course your actual friends and family, old friends, her husband's family, her doctors, husband's doctors, kids doctors, fav food places for easy takeout ordering, etc. If you never delete any contacts, you can probably rack up thousands easily.

@BlackEagle352

2 ай бұрын

Especially if you keep hitting people's cars

@wohooooo7613

2 ай бұрын

My father has more than one thousand.

@nicknick493

2 ай бұрын

487 contacts sounds like a lot but it really isnt tbh prob way more than average but very much possible

@sbbillusionist

2 ай бұрын

I am 21 and have 2.3k contacts on my phone lol.

That's wild. I'm going to look over my contact names right now lol

@eliztshiamamukendi6082

3 ай бұрын

Same here 😂😂😂

@NativeAmericanSwag

3 ай бұрын

Same!😭🤣

@zellafae

2 ай бұрын

Why do people not just put peoples names? That’s what i do

@SpikoDreams

2 ай бұрын

@@zellafaeDitto

@JohnJohnson-zt3bv

2 ай бұрын

@@zellafaei put nicknames

Now I’m curious how many people actually showed up?

@AndrewTube

3 ай бұрын

486

@dustenekoes28

2 ай бұрын

@@AndrewTube ‘Derek 🙄’ saw his name and got offended and didn’t go

@contextinvideos

2 ай бұрын

@@dustenekoes28 jess almost missed the party but made it on time cause she runs every morning

@DevotedDisciple-x

2 ай бұрын

Just all of the "cute guys from the bar" that she's cheating on her husband with. 😂

@SraTacoMal

2 ай бұрын

Sounded to me like the party hasn't happened yet.

"Ivy's REAL father, you're invited to Ivy's first birthday party!"

@eglol

2 ай бұрын

Bruh.

@JasonSRX

2 ай бұрын

LOL

@eily1150

2 ай бұрын

LMAO

@musicandaffection6363

2 ай бұрын

You're a SAVAGE for that 😂

@complexmind8041

2 ай бұрын

Exactly.

Derek eye roll is my fav

@BrokenInBeauty

2 ай бұрын

The powerful cause and effect that one singular emoji can possess 😅

@perspe_tive

28 күн бұрын

I hope he showed up lol

Thank god I only have like 5 people in my contacts 😂

@annied3276

2 ай бұрын

Haha! Same!

@randygreen007

2 ай бұрын

*God

@Momo212

2 ай бұрын

thank god you do haha :D gotta love it

@goodmorning2386

2 ай бұрын

16 for me 😂

@PineappleOnPizza69

2 ай бұрын

@@randygreen007 lmao

I hope the “invited” guests saw the video and volunteered to help out with some stuff like food😂 I personally think if they are as humorous as the host the party will be a blast

@JustaKarenDiscoveredTheIntrnet

2 ай бұрын

how hard is to send a text and tell them it was sent by mistake...these millennials love to make drama over nothing for attention

@Pattys1967

2 ай бұрын

That's what I was gonna say,just call them in a group call,lnao

@Pattys1967

2 ай бұрын

Group text Dr ither way it will work just do 10 a day hehe

@ellas.2744

2 ай бұрын

​@@JustaKarenDiscoveredTheIntrnet But the real damage was seeing how one is saved on someone else's phone. There could have been more horrifying contact names that she didn't show eg. Susan (smelly breath) and Susan (picks nose) to differentiate them. It's even worse if they're her colleagues. Edit: I just realized you're posting the same reply under the other comments. I think the one craving attention is you lol.

@frostykrisps

2 ай бұрын

@@JustaKarenDiscoveredTheIntrnetsending 500 messages takes a long time yk..

I have always deleted contacts overtime that I don’t expect to keep in touch with which is most people lol. I’m afraid of accidentally butt-dialing people I don’t really talk to anymore especially when I am about to delete them! This is a good reminder to go through my contacts.

@ZoeCharis

3 ай бұрын

but if you have icloud, you have to delete it in many different places. i keep trying to delete contacts but it saves every contact via my backup since my first iphone in 2008. good news is, i've never lost any data

@Mercenary-1914

3 ай бұрын

I need to do that. I changed all my ex's names to male names incase one of them contact me (which happens randomly), and my gf happens to notice.

@LennyGriffin-ip7mm

2 ай бұрын

​@@Mercenary-1914 why do you even have your exes on your phone in the first place? And you change their names to hide it from your girlfriend? Hmmm

@brendonprophette8890

2 ай бұрын

@@Mercenary-1914damn how many exes do u have boy 😂

@linuxtuxvolds5917

2 ай бұрын

I still have the old number for a girl I knew back as a teen. I called her randomly a bit ago just to see if she was still there. The number was disconnected :(

Derek's like, what did I ever do to her?! 😄

Everyone gets a meatball on a toothpick.

@robloxdude-kg4lb

2 ай бұрын

lmao

@hellahkitty

2 ай бұрын

OMG 😂😂

@jessica49arrow

2 ай бұрын

Lol😂😂😂

@kimberlynichols1076

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Ben-it1mq

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I had a similar dream where I got a phone bug that sent "I love you" to all my contacts lol.

@RJnottheraccoon

2 ай бұрын

Oh no 😳😂

@eglol

2 ай бұрын

LOL I've had dreams similar to that before One time when I reinstalled Facebook Messenger, it required me to send 1 message to every contact for some reason, so I sent a "Happy New Year" message because luckily it was New Year and it makes sense for someone to send that even if you haven't talked to them in years or maybe not idk

@nxtsuh

2 ай бұрын

i had a nightmare my phone started sending all of my photos from my gallery to every single contact lmfao

@JasonSRX

2 ай бұрын

there were so many bugs like that going around back during the creepypasta age

@tonymunoz7400

2 ай бұрын

I hope you got a $500 door dash gift card

This is so relatable. As technology “improves,” this is bound to happen to all of us.

@beethao9380

3 ай бұрын

no

@jackalope_hunter

2 ай бұрын

@@beethao9380 yup

@JustaKarenDiscoveredTheIntrnet

2 ай бұрын

how hard is to send a text and tell them it was sent by mistake...these millennials love to make drama over nothing for attention

@bwp2bruce

2 ай бұрын

no

@bwp2bruce

2 ай бұрын

@@JustaKarenDiscoveredTheIntrnet Yeah but they're still going to see the embarrassing name you gave them. This has nothing to do with an invite mistake. It's exposing the embarrassing name descriptions people save in their contacts.

Funfact she's a teacher and I'm in her class. She brings it up a lot...

@aixela3497

2 ай бұрын

What grade are you in

@eitanr

2 ай бұрын

Any updates?

@user9b2

2 ай бұрын

@@aixela3497what grade they are in should be none of your business.

@elbowman8826

2 ай бұрын

@@user9b2

@cristiangaban960

2 ай бұрын

@@user9b2 It's only a business if you're selling something , chill.

Mrs. King was my high school dance teacher. Honestly, this is not out of character for her, but she's a very sweet lady and was really fun to work with.

@henrysilas5641

2 ай бұрын

I had a teacher named Mrs. King but she was African American and was like about 60 years old she was a substitute though

I’m embarrassed for her, but it’s funny at the same time 😅😂

This happen to my mom. Like 10 years ago. She invited the dentist, plumber people from out of state. The worst thing was, she didn’t even realize she had done it

Can we talk about the fact that its a Lord of the Rings themed party...what a legend.

@eglol

2 ай бұрын

(The only person with a Miraculous Ladybug pfp that I've ever seen in the wild)

@adorablealien1870

2 ай бұрын

@@eglol HAHAHA 🤣yep thats me

@ThePopeII

2 ай бұрын

That's perfect. That means she can use Bilbo's line at the party: “I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

Omg so embarrassing haha I would have made a post on social media saying please disregard the evite as it was not sent by me. And apologized to colleagues (who were not supposed to be invited) saying phone got hacked, I don't know, depends on their relationship and what they're saved as😂

That cute baby deserves all 487 people for her 1st birthday!!

I actually love this story it's so cute :)

All i want to knoe is how many people came and who knows that many people gosh 😂

@lt4374

Ай бұрын

My volleyball people contacts is already 100. Then there are tennis people which is even greater in numbers because I've been playing longer. Adding to other groups like school and work. Its easily hit 600. But phone # is not the main contact for all of them. A lot of them are on the chat apps.

Old man neighbor!!! 😂

This woman is the kind of person I want to be in life! Live laugh love!!!😆

Sending gift card to cover the party was hilarious and generous and genius all at the same time 😂

bro i'm so happy it turned wholesome in the end. I was dying from second hand embarrassment

cute boy from the bar husband: 😾

@kidrobot.

14 сағат бұрын

@@AbiyBattleSpell cringe

She has a contact named "Cute boy from the bar" and she's married... am I the only one who sees something wrong with that 😂

@idontknowwhattoputhere5434

24 күн бұрын

She said everyone she had EVER saved in her phone..and when you get a new phone most phones have your contacts move from phone to phone. So that’s 10+ years of her meeting people, getting different jobs, etc. It was probably someone from like college or smth whose number she forgot to delete..otherwise he might have an actual name.

@kaiparker1756

15 күн бұрын

@@idontknowwhattoputhere5434I mean, you’d think if she got into a relationship then later married, that she would delete all the contacts from cute guys she had met

My friend had two roommates.She and one roommate got along well ,the other one not so much. The odd girl out texted her friend that she couldn’t wait for her loser roommates to leave for the weekend. She sent the text to one of the ‘loser roommates’ while she was in the same room as them .My friend read the text and asked if there was something she needed to say to them ,she immediately started crying . The other girl had no idea what was happening.

@judasthepious1499

2 ай бұрын

what, I don't get it

@beckyshell4649

2 ай бұрын

@@judasthepious1499 The three roommates were in the kitchen together .One roommate thought she was texting her other friend said she couldn’t wait for her loser roommates to go out of town for the weekend.She actually sent the text to one of the ‘loser’ roommates instead of her friend. The roommate who didn’t get a text didn’t know what was going on when the other girl started crying when she got confronted about the text.

@Plusxid

2 ай бұрын

@@beckyshell4649 wth does this have to do with this vid

@jonathanbirch2022

Ай бұрын

Isn’t it wonderful how technology brings us together :D

Wish your daughter a happy birthday and happy life. Cheers.

Oh how I love this, such a funny story for your child in the future 🤓

@Acorn905

2 ай бұрын

Why did you put a nerd emoji?

This makes me glad I use the notes section of the contacts to mark who everyone is, instead of writing it in the name section.

her daughter is insanely adorable omgggg

i have like... 9 contacts...

How embarrassing

“Old man neighbor!” Dying right now 😂

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR BEAUTIFUL BABY!!!

Introverts worst nightmare

Lol, I have some of my contacts w/ a description like u did!!!! 😂😅 that will b the best birthday ever ❤🎉

@vbetta8979

3 ай бұрын

I have some that say their name followed by "don't answer!!" 😮

I am from India here, its normal to invite 500 people to your kids FIRST birthday party.

@reenujose4937

Ай бұрын

No

@Manisha-mz3ni

Ай бұрын

Not at all bro😂😂😂 where do u live in India

$500 is just for food and delivery fee. The rest is out of pocket literally lol almost 500 people that’s a lot for a one year old.

@Kingdom_Of_Dreams

2 ай бұрын

I bet only like 12 people tops will even be at the party.

@JustaKarenDiscoveredTheIntrnet

2 ай бұрын

how hard is to send a text and tell them it was sent by mistake...these millennials love to make drama over nothing for attention

@elpink5424

2 ай бұрын

@@JustaKarenDiscoveredTheIntrnet how hard is it to realize that you commenting under every comment isn't going to change anyone's mind...you sure love to make drama over nothing for attention

@k_otey

2 ай бұрын

​@@elpink5424 read their name dude that's his whole gimmick

@greenislandserenade1

Ай бұрын

@@elpink5424 their name checks out

😂 it’s funny, but it’s not funny lol. Imagine walking into work the next day 😬.

Girl, dont feel bad. mistakes happen. especially when you are a tired mom with a baby. one wouldnt think right all the time. i was one of them. im a mom of 4. two teens and a 10 and 5 year old😅

This is probably how Oh felt in "Home" when he accidentally invited every alien 😆

I get that same feeling, I just want to become a potato and bury myself out of shame.

I'm sure she also invited, her cable company, government service offices and even her bank.

@gabesmath105

2 ай бұрын

landline numbers, so no

imagine you call out sick and then invite your boss to the party

I got such second hand embarrassed lol-😂😂

I love wholesome stories like this 😂😂

What was "cute boy from the bar" in her phone if she's married......

@soccerplyr8

2 ай бұрын

Cause marriage is only something you do because you're told to. Highschool, college, marriage house kids

@ricosuave-vs9jv

2 ай бұрын

@@soccerplyr8 lol calm down

Most people have a good sense of humour... what a spectacular first birthday!!

Lmao this is hilarious!😂😂😂 Good thing I just put people’s names in my contacts!

That reminds me to not store people’s numbers on my phone anymore lol

This might nudge her to clear out her contacts 😂

So what did Jeff do that earned him an eye roll, lol. We stand with Jeff ( for now) 😅

@mimoaj90

3 ай бұрын

it was Derek not Jeff

Her daughter is the cutest!

Now I understand when my grandma says 'Im scared of touching something I shouldn't touch on my phone"

OMG 🤣 at least you didn't send a sexyy photo to all your contacts accidentally! Happy Birthday to your baby 🎉

NOW I WANNA SEE THAT PARTY!!!

That is hilarious! Happy birthday wee one…and Mama, thats alot of cupcakes, lol.

Hilarious, this is the laugh we all needed today

Love this story. It's sweet and mamma has a great sense of humor.

Now I'm curious about the birthday party 😆 How was it?!? Follow up, please 😁

"Mom, why are we no longer live in the house on the photo album?"

This is absolutely hilarious! 😂 I want to know how many people actually showed up!

First I was like "Not that big a deal" then I was like "Huh what does 'how they are stored in my phone' mean?" then I was like "OH NO! OH NO NO NO NO!"

EVEN THE GUY HE MET IN THE BATHROOM ONE NIGHT. 😂😂😂

Damn woman why do you have over 400 contacts

"Cute boy from the bar" bro you are married with a child...smh

I literally put descriptions next to peoples name in my phone so I can remember who they are 😂 I’ll use the name John as a filler but I have “John (Police Department)". "John from Walmart’s Bible section”. "John from the gas station". "John Dollar General self check out” 😂

I'd have a stroke if my contacts were that many.

Imagine if not a single person she invited showed up! That would just be horrible!

Wonder how they are storing your information at this point. Happy Birthday.

@koala2464

3 ай бұрын

😂 🤣 😭 😆 Mum whose worried daughter won’t have friends

Did she say she's 30??? No fucking way!!!!

The programmer definetely had malicious intent lol

and my youtube app showed me a notification for "skipped annoying reminder" when it skipped the last seconds of this video lol

It's normal in India to invite 500 or more people to a wedding ceremony."

That's easy to fix, just cancel the birthday party and make a new one.

@eglol

2 ай бұрын

Does it delete the messages?

WOWZERS!!! Their baby won’t remember, but she’ll still have the biggest birthday party for a 1 y/o!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Em… $500 is like just over $1 per person lol

hold up she married, but she has a contact " cute boy from the bar?"

@mrguslupoop5804

Ай бұрын

exactly that makes no sense 😭

@BaconNuke

Ай бұрын

@@mrguslupoop5804 It's easy, she made the contact one time years ago and forgot about it quickly as it got buried via other contacts

@GE1463

Ай бұрын

@@BaconNuke Proof?

@BaconNuke

Ай бұрын

@@GE1463 1) for some reason can't find my reply in this chain 2) was just saying it was possible she made a contact and just forgot about it.. I don't have any actual proof, I don't know the woman personally lol

She still has "Cute boy from the bar" as a contact on her phone? Why??

@73cidalia

3 ай бұрын

I'm not sure she does. She said anyone who was ever stored on her phone. Things get weird with logins and cloud storage. I've had "contacts" suggested to me for LinkedIn or Instagram, and I have no clue who the hell they are. One "contact" was someone I had emailed for tech support for one of my old apps years ago.

@UniquelyHerz

3 ай бұрын

That’s crazy, and way to many contacts just taking up phone space lol it takes a lot for me to save someone number in my phone not just anyone

@lstockton8468

3 ай бұрын

@@UniquelyHerz Same--you don't get a place in my phone until we've been friends for a while or you've seen me naked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@OllyhayOffittmay

3 ай бұрын

It’s all contacts she’s ever had. So before she was married it was stored 🙄

@bobbobbo5278

3 ай бұрын

@@OllyhayOffittmayokay but still why not delete 🤨 why tf would you let the contacts pile up like that

Not even loki breaking free from his prison in Ragnarok has unleashed as much chaos as this woman

She knew what she was doing lol.

Imagine sending invitation to all your EXes, and present lovers which you hide from your hubby😃😃😃

She is married but has the number of the "cute boy at the bar"😂

@anisah8546

2 ай бұрын

She said in the video it sent to all the contacts she's ever had, including the ones before she was married.

@Ankitaroy8

2 ай бұрын

u deaf?

@curtharakaly4620

Ай бұрын

@@anisah8546 why would you still have him saved as a contact though...that's the thing. Don't give me that bullshit that she "forgot" about it.

@curtharakaly4620

Ай бұрын

@@Ankitaroy8 Are you r3t@rd3d? She willingly kept him saved in her phone. Ain't no fucking way she forgot it was in there and never seen it. She 100% kept it on purpose because she is either cheating or plans on cheating.

@kaiparker1756

15 күн бұрын

@@anisah85461. You don’t know when she created that contact, it could have been after she got married for all we know. 2. Why would you not delete those contacts when she got into the relationship with her husband? Extreme,y disrespectful

We need a follow up, I want to know how the party went.

"Old man neighbor", lol.

Just send another message to all to disregard it.

@eglol

2 ай бұрын

Yeah, but some people might read it anyway and see the nicknames.

@gracewood6768

2 ай бұрын

I think it is kind of rude though Imagine youve been invited but got said it was a mistake... how horrible would it be? Maybe it is just from a conservative environment perspective but yeah.. not only that, even ig you say it is a mistake, people especially the ones you havent talked for a long time, will chat you about your baby and etc. So yep, not really a good idea to say please ignore it

Who in the world has that so many people on their phone? I can understand if it was on,Facebook but a phone? I must have a sad life because I only have like 20 lol

@Kiran37369

3 ай бұрын

High school friends? College friends? Family? Realitives? Coworkers? Doctor? Dermatologist? Therapist? Etc

@pk3

3 ай бұрын

How is that possible? Unless you're too young may be. I mean yea, the number of people I may actually contact frequently are probably just 10 or so but contacts accumulate over years from school, work, relatives etc?

@lordfarquaad1701

3 ай бұрын

Well I have a lot like over 200 but only have like 10 friends. My iOS contacts have been on the cloud since middle school and I’m in my 20s now 💀

@s.susanmarandi9080

3 ай бұрын

I'm 54, and I have several thousand contacts. But I'm a university professor, and many are my current/old students and colleagues, accumulated over nearly 20 years.

@lillianp-yj6yx

3 ай бұрын

@@pk3 i'm 37 and have under 20

😂 It may be time to do a contacts sweep 🧹

I have a contact "Electricity? Call Back!" because i applied for an electrician helper job and i assumed that they called me so i named the number like this... xD

Need a follow up on this!

this is so idiotic. just retext and say it was a mistake. people are not smart these days

@roh7130

2 ай бұрын

Agree

@teadrinker_

2 ай бұрын

it's just a funny situation that was posted to make light of it since it's slightly embarassing, not sure why you're calling the whole thing idiotic also wondering how you expect them to retext ~400 people

@Doopen

2 ай бұрын

??? Even if you somehow manage to contact all 400 people to tell them it's a mistake, it's _still_ a really embarrassing situation, these are contacts of people she probably hasn't spoken to in YEARS!!!

@BaconNuke

Ай бұрын

@@teadrinker_ You can easily make a group text to do so... she mass *invited* them so she can figure out mass *uninvite* lol

i have like 20 contacts in my phone and prolly only 6 would show up anyway lol

Where is the party update we deserve😂😂😂

"Cute guy from the bar?" Sis youre married wtf. This can't be real

@TommyCruz-ec9xv

3 ай бұрын

Saving his number is already bad, but saving it like that 💀💀

@SL-lz9jr

3 ай бұрын

Y'all know these are contacts from her phone in its entirety right? Do you ever delete old contacts from your phone or do you simply add contacts as life goes on? Pretty sure this cute boy from bar was from her pre-marriage days...

@laurent.9968

3 ай бұрын

She forgot to delete his contact.

@V-jz9sc

Ай бұрын

Maybe an old contact. Not every person spends time digging through their phone to check things like that.

@kaiparker1756

15 күн бұрын

@@SL-lz9jrI delete contacts my dude. Recently quit my job, and as soon as I was outta there I deleted their contacts.

She still has a sense of humour! I’d move countries!

@roh7130

2 ай бұрын

wtf