I know its a meme but the potential of a sith jar jar has now been wasted

@InfernoScorpion14

4 жыл бұрын

Has anyone told you about the missed opportunity of Darth Darth Binks?

@tonywoutrs

4 жыл бұрын

Meesa the sith lord!

@grenadeout562

4 жыл бұрын

@@InfernoScorpion14 it's not a story Kathleen Kennedy would tell

@ElFreakinCid

4 жыл бұрын

Personally, I subscribe to the theory that he's a chaotic but good-intentioned Force user.

@TheGrizzlo503

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe in episodes 10, 11 and 12

The Dry Side of the Moist is the pathway to abilities some would consider to be unnatural.

@stevus23

4 жыл бұрын

Bravo sir

@lxar6799

4 жыл бұрын

Not from a jedi

@sethcavenar8857

4 жыл бұрын

Have you heard the tale of Darth Crtiticalus

@lube_my_tube9290

4 жыл бұрын

It’s not a story the Moists would tell

@switch-no-comply778

4 жыл бұрын

Yea but the wet side has vaginas!

The new trilogy feels like an essay you wrote the night before it’s due

@dry-leaves

3 жыл бұрын

couldn't have said it better

@ianloree2784

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, they’re writing it after the due date

@binbasesatoktayyldran5236

3 жыл бұрын

Their moms writing it for them because they don't know what creativety even is.

@erikbrock5444

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, though I do feel like The Last Jedi was at least written overnight by somebody who had studied enough to get a solid B on a pop quiz, and maybe even had part of a rough draft in their head, whereas Rise Of Skywalker is the dude who was feverishly clicking back and forth between wikipedia tabs as they typed and at one point accidentally called Stormtroopers Space Marines because they only read two chapters and spent most of their time in class retweeting cat pictures.

@FexxS

3 жыл бұрын

More like a short stiry

The best part of the movie at the very end, when the old lady in the desert asked Rey for her name. I cried with emotion as she confidently exclaimed: "Rey Starwars" and she started flying through the sky as Katy Perry's firework began blasting in the background.

@mathquizlet3177

3 жыл бұрын

damn. I felt that too

@chubbyroll233

3 жыл бұрын

You had me in the first half, and then I burst out laughing.

@zeo278

3 жыл бұрын

It was the meme flute version too. I actually clapped when that happened . And stood up. I was in row 7 seat 10

@micahbeckner2274

3 жыл бұрын

That was my favorite scene

@noahveatch4500

3 жыл бұрын

This reads like a green text 😂

Imagine after the credits are over the screen goes black, then a red lightsaber lights up "Fine, meesa do it myself"

@henryjones8636

4 жыл бұрын

This is an amazingly underrated comment

@SirjohnM

4 жыл бұрын

That is an amazingly underrated profile picture

@RYSyoutube

4 жыл бұрын

my dick would get so hard it that the government would issue a national warning incase it explodes and kills everyone by its shear mass

@sometimessemhar

4 жыл бұрын

He’s too powerful to be kept alive!

@riboh3324

4 жыл бұрын

Darth Jar Jar would've been amazing

I actually clapped in the theater when Rey said “the force is female” before punching palpatine in the nuts with the infinity gauntlet

@deseanbryan5312

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah and when she brought up the other lightsaber and it made an x shape and Rey said “x gon give it to ya”

@jakeguy6050

4 жыл бұрын

And then the whole theater stood up and cheered and clapped

@darkfenerata1014

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakeguy6050 It's true I was row 5 seat 13

@raphythemighty2613

4 жыл бұрын

Darkfenerata 101 can confirm he was there I was at row 4 seat 11

@Milkra

4 жыл бұрын

jake guy can confirm I was in the middle row I bought all the seats to myself

vader: kills palpatine in ep 6 palpatine: comes back in tros Anakin: after 11 years of jedi traning and joining the dark side to heal his wife, his wife dies anyway rey: only been traning for a year yet literally can heal wounds. I remember george lucas said star wars is only anakin's story. the prequels are his turn to the dark side. the ot is his redemption. The sequels are..... i don't know.

@VibingMeike

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he trained freaking 15 years.

@VibingMeike

3 жыл бұрын

@Magic Cookies I think that was what they were going for in TFA, with Vader's mask and Kylo Ren, but that's it.

@bobevans4977

3 жыл бұрын

@@VibingMeike and then there was the Last Jedi and idek what the goal of that movie was. Disney just said fuck it we need money

@VibingMeike

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobevans4977 Yup and then there was The Rise of Skywalker... Where all the Skywalkers are dead and a Palpatine stole their family name. And Anakin got like 2 lines or something and he didn't show up.

@cookiesnugglez7318

3 жыл бұрын

Hey turns out I looked it up and rey only trained for like 5 days wtf

I was expecting Anakins force ghost honestly. Considering the title of the movie

@chrispy3369

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently JJ wanted that to happen, but Kathleen Kennedy cut it out for more Rey scenes.

@adyan4010

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrispy3369 Ah yes,KK one of the biggest hypocrites in entertainment history.

@funnyvalentine7416

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrispy3369 let me guess, that's women empowerment?

@flasimp420

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrispy3369 aint. no. fucking. way.

That palpatine sith lightening blast blew out some speakers in the theatre I was in

@brem4204

4 жыл бұрын

It blew out my hearing because I was in Imax

@javiercastaneda2555

4 жыл бұрын

Bre XP I was watching in LieMax.

@jakespacepiratee3740

4 жыл бұрын

Bring ear-muffs to the theatre? Got it.

@spawn9129

4 жыл бұрын

"The audience is now deaf"

@MrNobleSix

4 жыл бұрын

you will pay the price for your lack of hearing

i like how they just gave up on Finn and had him do nothing the whole movie

@w.jebediah

4 жыл бұрын

and will we ever know what he wanted to say to Rey? Nope, just a dead end line.

@kimichrist

4 жыл бұрын

Josh yup

@joeysmokes9839

4 жыл бұрын

Josh JJ Abrahams said he wouldve said he was force sensitive, pretty obvious to notice ngl

@SergioR00

4 жыл бұрын

@@joeysmokes9839 Pretty obvious? I feel like 90% of people would assume he was going to say something along the lines of "I love you"

@joeysmokes9839

4 жыл бұрын

Sergio R. Well he later goes onto to telling the pilot he had a ‘feeling’ when she asked how he knew where the pylon was. If you watched any star wars movie youd know he was talking about the force.

My favorite line in the entire movie, "SOMEHOW, Palpatine returned"

@BurgerSoup

2 жыл бұрын

11/10 script writing

@DUNNY14465465473

2 жыл бұрын

This line haunts me to this day

@Inebriated_Goat

2 жыл бұрын

That's definitely up there with "I hate sand, it's course and rough and irritating and it's gets everywhere" and "believe me I wish i could just wish my feelings away"

@C-harles

2 жыл бұрын

@@Inebriated_Goat those lines come nowhere close to that really.

@tcoi1872

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t see how this line is so bad, he had indeed returned somehow.

I lost it in theaters when Ben Solo looked directly at the camera and said “We’re gonna need a bigger boat”

@SlayerGames1000

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@RealTalkAlexV

2 жыл бұрын

You’re gonna need a bigger boat*

@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare

Жыл бұрын

@@RealTalkAlexV no.

Make a video with spoilers

@deepfriedewoks7657

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@regularskeleton1752

4 жыл бұрын

@@deepfriedewoks7657 agree

@BigTimeBallerprime

4 жыл бұрын

@@regularskeleton1752 yup

@p33ko81

4 жыл бұрын

What power was he talking about? I’ve seen the movie

@monmoymaahdie3177

4 жыл бұрын

yes

for those who have seen the movie and are confused what he’s talking about: he’s talking about Rey and Kylo being able to heal each other. the entire plot of “Star Wars” as a whole comes from Anakin’s hatred and pain he feels after losing Padmé because there was nothing he could do. the fact that Anakin had trained practically all his life with the best Jedi in history and he couldn’t even do what some random girl with like a few months of training could is laughable and outright stupid.

@nether235

4 жыл бұрын

Avery Kellogg Rey isn’t really a random girl. She’s the granddaughter of palpatine trained by Luke Skywalker

@jon....

4 жыл бұрын

Fortnut Luke never trained her.

@nether235

4 жыл бұрын

@@jon.... did you watch TLJ?

@soggybreadman4035

4 жыл бұрын

@@nether235 yes Luke doesn't train her. At all. He asks her to cut a few rocks, and that's it. When she starts showing her power to Luke, he just wusses out saying "This power didn't scare me enough then, but it does now." And then we never see another scene of training ever again for the rest of the movie. Luke training with Yoda was a massive part of The Empire Strikes Back, and took up a ton of screen time. And Luke trained with Yoda for days on end. Rey only trained for a couple of hours, so to say "oH bUt ShE dID TrAIn" is just plain ignorant. Her "Training" meant absolutely nothing, and no amount of blood relations to a sith who should be dead will change that.

@quazar4773

4 жыл бұрын

I think anakin could heal an injury but not bring someone back from the dead which is what he was looking for since in his visions padme dies. You can't heal a dead person when they are already dead lol. Kylo ren was the one with the power to bring back the dead which I think makes sense since he was trained by palpatine through snoke and used the dark side way more than anakin did before he turned into darth vader. I personally think darth vader could bring the dead back to life in episode 4-6.

considering how damaging this last film was to Star Wars as a whole, a 40% is far too generous for this pile of dogshit. Morbius told a more coherent story then Episode 9.

@universallyepicnarwhal9102

2 жыл бұрын

but morbius is one morbillion% on rotten tomatoes and it is the best morbius movie ever made. You can't deny these facts

@lewanbroski504

2 жыл бұрын

@@universallyepicnarwhal9102 Only movie to make a Morbillion bucks

@CyberDawg

2 жыл бұрын

My friends I am Morbius's strongest soldier. I would never deny the genius and craft of Morbius. Honestly would rather watch that then the sequel trilogy again lol.

@BreMue

2 жыл бұрын

I hate how true this comment thread is.

@chuyozuna2398

2 жыл бұрын

No cap morbius was far better than this crap lmfao

can we also not forget that there was no huge lightsaber showdown at the end, and palps basically commits suicide

@VibingMeike

3 жыл бұрын

There was a lightsaber battle with Rey and Kylo Ren, I forgot where in the movie. But it was sooooo slow and clunky, it was terrible.

@sanjeevan9831

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like the best lightsaber fighting comes from the prequels and the Clone Wars.

@MrSloth-tl5yv

3 жыл бұрын

Palps had years and years to prepare for taking over the world, having the power to literally lift thousands of death destroyers from under ice, and then striking every ship in the sky with lightning. But apparently he did not know that two lightsabers can beat his god powers

@chubbyroll233

3 жыл бұрын

@@sanjeevan9831 Agreed.

"Remember, kids, if it makes money, it doesn't have to be good." - Mark Hamill

@MrDaddyBuff

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad the actors, from these failing franchises, are like na this shit sucks, dueces

@comradekahn3163

4 жыл бұрын

Man you guys are some Whiney shits

@braddsfx8921

4 жыл бұрын

ComradeKahn316 ikr, I’m so happy that Disney and June abrams finally put the mega Star Wars fans first and made a film that is just a huge send off and fan service, I don’t care if it’s messy, nobody did, because that’s Star Wars. It’s never been a clean cut film franchise, it’s always had problems, and I’m not backing up Ryan Johnson here but it’s always had bad critic ratings, because all they do is try and fact check them, because according to amateur viewers if it’s never been seen it’s bad and doesn’t make sense. Like the warp jumping that Poe did at the start, it’s never been seen before because it’s probably something he did while he was a spice runner, c3po not being able to convert either text into speech, a programme that I can guarantee was installed later by the senate when anikan became a Jedi. I loved every minute, and the thing that hurts is that so many channels are just shitting on it, and it becomes less of an opinion and more of a Whiney bitch who’s watched too many films and critics everything like it’s a war film. Star Wars theory has done the best and quite frankly only review of it, these are rants, AND 40%, I wouldn’t even give the holiday special that.

@ryannetworks5915

4 жыл бұрын

BRADDS FX Jesus Christ stfu yeah i’m sure all the mega fans loved all the ass pulls of jedi’s, force powers, snoke, palpatin, rey, mini FUCKING DEATH STARS making the past movies irrelevant. Just stfu and admit it was fucking ass

@mercury2157

4 жыл бұрын

@@comradekahn3163 by that logic you're gonna call all the actors whiney shits for justifiably not liking something that sucks so bad, not even abrams himself had any faith in it

Can't wait for Disney to drag Vader's corpse back on stage when all else fails

@Ru5tyBlade

4 жыл бұрын

"Hey guys its me vader i turned back to the dark side because disney ran out of ideas for villains hope thats cool with you"

@bolson42

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly fucking hate what they did to Anakin/Vader in this trilogy, just disrespectful, they completey shit on him and his story at the expense of what? Poor planning, a carbon copy of ANH, really bad 2nd and 3rd movies, terribly written characters which don’t get developed. Not only did they ruin a character, they did it in the worst way possible. Nothing in this trilogy adds anything good to the OT or PT, it just makes everything worse overall. Now that we know palpatine didn’t die, how do we know that he didn’t make some other clone to transport himself to?

@Lunk42

4 жыл бұрын

@Doodle Flop this would be possible if it weren't Disney.

@coalblack666

4 жыл бұрын

with Kathleen Kennedy cartoonishly puppeteering him while clearly talking out of the corner of her mouth

@frankmerker630

3 жыл бұрын

They already kinda did that with rogue one

I'm watching this trying to remember what happened in the movie, and I seriously cannot remember a single plotline in the whole film.

@krubenator

3 жыл бұрын

It's over the place, Vader literally killed Palpatine and he's back. Like tf??

@bradyking9778

2 жыл бұрын

Somehow palpatine returned

@thecorrurtion215

2 жыл бұрын

The only things I remembered after getting out of the theater where that palpating somehow retured, and the existence of that stupid Death Star and evil dagger plot hole

This movie was soooooooo bad I'm genuinely shocked Charlie gave it even a 40% that's far too generous

@deeperthantheabyss624

3 жыл бұрын

I expected a 10% honestly

Please do a spoiler talk on this movie. Emphasizing your full detailed thoughts would do this subject more justice.

@Maskah27

4 жыл бұрын

if you watched it you'd get what he's talking about

@thef1dude501

4 жыл бұрын

Mapueix I honestly don’t know what he meant about Rey

@tylergalligani6450

4 жыл бұрын

@@thef1dude501 yeah I'm wondering what the specific force power he referred to was

@tylergalligani6450

4 жыл бұрын

@@thef1dude501 I know Kylo being able to basically trade lives with Rey is kinda broken but I can't think of what Rey did that really breaks all of Star Wars

@Spider-Cop99

4 жыл бұрын

Yes please do Charlie

The thing I admired the most about this movie was that it managed to piss off both Reylo shippers and Reylo haters in the same scene

@chagis100

4 жыл бұрын

@Jimb0 The force awakens is still enjoyable, Ep 9 is still a crock o shit

@Lunk42

4 жыл бұрын

@@chagis100 I have no idea how you manage to still enjoy TFA but more power to you I don't have the strength of will to do that anymore.

@pixellego4773

4 жыл бұрын

Lunk i still enjoy it. Definitely not the best but better than the absolute GARBAGE that was 8 and 9. I do hate that tfa is like a copy paste of ep 4 but it is fun

@stuzzy2053

3 жыл бұрын

@@pixellego4773 i mean... TFA is still a bit watchable unlike Ep9

@mtgleam8723

3 жыл бұрын

@@pixellego4773 TFA deserves more shit than it gets. I was hating on it before TLA, and I can say for certain that many of the overall problems with the ST were there from the get go. TFA still ignores lore, regresses characters, and is completely unoriginal and hollow, only pandering to nostalgia. The only reason people still like it is nostalgia. It has no other qualities.

Woman: “What’s your name, kid?” Rey: “Rey” Woman: “Rey who?” Rey: “Reycedes Benz”

@ablebodied175

4 жыл бұрын

was that an actual line?

@Mortarmouth2009

4 жыл бұрын

@Able Bodied No

@arithedandy

4 жыл бұрын

Laughed.... so harddddd

@kwabzycomposer

4 жыл бұрын

@@ablebodied175 If that was the line it would've won the Oscar.

@evanz5372

3 жыл бұрын

RALSEE SHOW ME YOUR CAR

remember when the "chosen one" actually meant only one person and that he fulfilled the entire prophecy when he threw that old man off the rails and brought balance to the force? yeah well that's all made pointless now

Adam Driver is 36 years old, playing a character that's 29 years old, that looks like a 22 year old, that acts like a 15 year old.

@benjaminpilat1553

4 жыл бұрын

He’s evolving, just... backwards

@momokat4082

4 жыл бұрын

I honestly think Adam did a good job playing as Kylo, imo he was the only one with a sensible arc story but them those mofos decided to kill him for whatever reason

@mushrooms5757

4 жыл бұрын

@@momokat4082 I only watched The Force Awakens, but seen him in BlacKkKlansman and he did a really good job in both of these movies. Btw, BKKK, neat movie.

@6ixlxrd

4 жыл бұрын

@@momokat4082 Yeah, I initially disliked Kylo's character because he was literally nothing more than a whining man-child Vader wannabe, but to even make me feel that much goes to show how good of an actor Adam was (somewhat similar to how much I hated Cersei due to Lena's beautiful performance). Took me a while to realize that's exactly how Ben Solo was meant to be portrayed, but honestly, if characters like him, Fin, and Phasma got more screen-time (and the story focused VERY little on how OP Rey SkYwAlKeR was) then the sequels might not have been that bad.

@momokat4082

4 жыл бұрын

@@6ixlxrd My problem with this new trilogy is how big of a mess it is... If they focused more on Finn, Poe, Phasma, and other side characters stories I'd certainly make the movies far more likeble. Rey should still be that one character that came from nothing, not a spawn of the devil trying not to be consumed by her grandpa's wishes, we already have Kylo, who's supposed to be the same... Maybe a series, like the Mandalorian would make more justice to tell the story, but now's too late 🤷

I wouldve preferred a Darth Binks over palpatine resurrected out of the blue

@_Ebare1347

4 жыл бұрын

brainDOA he wasn’t resurrected he was cloned

@OilFreeFeathers

4 жыл бұрын

@@_Ebare1347 Imagine trying to justify a corporate studio decision to do damage control for TLJ as actual lore that matters.

@fuckusingfullname

4 жыл бұрын

@@OilFreeFeathers in legends he actually is able to transfer his consciousness to clones, but this is Disney cannon, they just shoot themselves in the foot every chance they get lmao

@liberatoroftheholyland5098

4 жыл бұрын

@@_Ebare1347 why would he put his conciousness in a literal rotting corpse? He had snoke clones, so obviously he could've just given himself a good body that wasn't dead.

@disturb0234

4 жыл бұрын

brainDOA I literally laughed out loud at this 😂😂

There’s a good thing. The ending. Oh not how the movie ended, just that it ended.

@palpatinesboi9549

2 жыл бұрын

The ending was fucking perfect

I stand by my belief that Obi-wan is the best Jedi and he carried the Jedi order

@TheWeerm

2 жыл бұрын

That's not even a belief, that's just a fact. He exemplified everything a Jedi should be, he was the paragon of his time.

@destroyerofturtles5024

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheWeerm not really, he, and the rest of the Jedi order, made many mistakes when raising Anakin.

@nosherkhan3232

2 жыл бұрын

That's a weird way to spell Qui-Gon Jinn.

@glamo3526

Жыл бұрын

@@TheWeerm bruh him being the councils cuckhold led to Anikin turning on the Jedi and slaughtering every single one of them. That’s why Obi Wan is trying to redeem himself with protecting Luke. Even he knows he ruined the Jedi Council with his treatment of Anikin

"Me'sa the True SIth Master" would have made more sense. And Disney ruining a franchise they didnt create should surprise no one.

@douglasdumont3821

4 жыл бұрын

Michael S stfu nerd

@johnriley4425

4 жыл бұрын

Where tf could the story go? Picking up after the events of the original trilogy was always gonna be a bad idea and it should've been obvious they were trying to cash in on nostalgia, not actually make good films for the fans

@thebadwolf3088

4 жыл бұрын

My comment disappeared wtf

@thebadwolf3088

4 жыл бұрын

Is it just for me or did KZread just straight up censored me???

@sirwence9949

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnriley4425 Endless directions or maybe just the smart direction and follow the SWEU which has been around for decades. Hell they even had to borrow from it to make some of the characters.

We need another moist meter with spoilers.

@Reaper4556lwd

4 жыл бұрын

Seppu Sesu true, im curious as to wat he is referring to

@lanexyz

4 жыл бұрын

Seppu Sesu i saw the movie and I don’t remember what he’s talking abt lol

@darthddash9624

4 жыл бұрын

Lane Kamphausen me neither I’m rlly wondering🤣

@lindsfreey9080

4 жыл бұрын

@@Reaper4556lwd I'm not super Star Wars smart but I've heard enough to make a guess that he's referring to Rey's new force-resurrection powers ruining the fact that Anakin's inability to save Padme with those dark side Sith powers made him an unhappy fella and subsequently kicked off the whole Star Wars thing. Pretty sure he was alluding to something like that.

@kiwiduude

4 жыл бұрын

@@lindsfreey9080 Ah, that really doesn't make any sense

As a huge star wars fan, I remember I sitting there without any emotion.

@lonelyblackguy501

3 жыл бұрын

most of us did

Adam Driver is such a phenomenal actor. Even on SNL he was one of the very few actors I've seen to actually memorize his lines and not just read of cue cards.

@kristen_p27

2 жыл бұрын

He is outstanding in everything he does

@qui-gonjinn8350

2 жыл бұрын

@@kristen_p27 what movie was that where he said the n word?

@bradyking9778

2 жыл бұрын

@@qui-gonjinn8350 blackkklansmen I'm guessing

@scitime4866

5 ай бұрын

@@qui-gonjinn8350yo it’s qui gon

@qui-gonjinn8350

5 ай бұрын

@@scitime4866Indeed it is friendly passerby, what brings you here?

"This is the GOT Season 8 of Star Wars." Oh...oh no. He's 100% right.

@arturandonian3895

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think it's as bad. Got season 8 is like a whole new level.

@popeyeschicken3535

4 жыл бұрын

Enthusiastic Aizawa Yeah Cuz Angry Joe is always right 😂

@aaronlandry3934

4 жыл бұрын

I think this is FAR worse than Game of Thrones season 8. Game of Thrones season 8 at least had thought put behind it, but this is written like an 8 year old was playing with some toys. They’d have a better story using some 13 year old’s fan fiction.

@hecdorit0

4 жыл бұрын

Tbh this whole trilogy has been that way

@christinao1528

4 жыл бұрын

GOT season 8 had terrible build up to a conclusion that would have been good otherwise. This conclusion was just bad regardless of how you do it.

THEY GOT RID OF THE OLD REPUBLIC AND LEGENDS FOR THIS.

@tavogerard9691

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t FUCKING remind me

@supercellodude

4 жыл бұрын

Let your hatred empower you. The dark side calls to the ambitious

@ThatDudeCalledMax

4 жыл бұрын

@@supercellodude I'll fucking let it consume me.

@athanasios3019

4 жыл бұрын

@@tavogerard9691 the start of the movie mentions a fortnight event which means fortnight is more cannon then the extended universe

@FarikoGalaxy

4 жыл бұрын

Technically they made Revan canon again. One of the knights of ren was named after a sith lord and his name was Revan.

I’m assuming he’s talking about the force healing? And how Padme’s supposed death being what ultimately lures Anakin to the dark side?

@davidsoyele7829

2 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY, like it literally completely trivializes the prequels.

@upisntdownsilly

2 жыл бұрын

not to mention luke couldve just saved anakin from dying after he killed palpatine, or maybe anakin couldve just healed himself being the one

Lightsaber battles were the best in the prequels. Love em or hate em, those fights were art.

@cliche_5860

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@stuffthings9618

2 жыл бұрын

Their pacing yes but the actual choreography was silly as hell. But I would take that over the sluggish ass fighting in the sequel trilogy.

@shiby1860

2 жыл бұрын

@@stuffthings9618 tbf ep7 lightsaber fight was pawgers

@tylermacgregor1320

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, not at all. They run down hallways repetitively, symmetrically tapping swords with no mistakes until the plot decides it needs to end in some contrived way. They feel padded out and the most they ever contribute to the narrative is “someone loses.” Even at the surface level, their choreography lacks the intent, the self preservation, the humanity, that makes good cinematic sword fights so intense.

@bryanf6638

3 ай бұрын

Yes and the Jedi trained with them extensively throughout their lives in the prequels. There was no training like that available for them in these movies. It was literally like a medieval sword fighting because what else would they know to do?

By giving Rey the powers and characteristics of other Jedi, it not only makes her not unique, it makes all the other Jedi in the universe not unique.

@clearlywrong6520

4 жыл бұрын

I know I heard this from somewhere else and some will get on my case for this, but Rey is what you get when you start a new run of an RPG, but you’ve save-edited the game to maximize your stats and skills.

@kayarenaker2454

4 жыл бұрын

I’m glad she acts like every other Jedi since her birthright is to act menacing (same with Kylo but other way around) and plus, Rey is the LAST Jedi, so we should have a t least one character that actually acts like one and IS one

@vasilis23456

4 жыл бұрын

@@kayarenaker2454 that's not what I meant. Obi wan is the only person to mind trick, she never met obi wan so how does she know about it.

@Valrokius

4 жыл бұрын

yup i hate it when force sensitive characters randomly learn how to do advanced force techniques that take years to master with no training on how to do them. This is a problem that not only rey has but baby yoda as well.

@5530Bright

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Thompson ah Baby Yoda is 50 years old.

Palpatine looked like he was hooked up to GLADOS

@joshua41175

4 жыл бұрын

The death star was a lie

@najunix

4 жыл бұрын

*hooked up WITH GLADOS and out came unremarkables who further spawned the child that will steal the Skywalker lineage.

@lottji

4 жыл бұрын

GLaDOS

@waynedowning7388

4 жыл бұрын

PaLPaTINE

@abortionmisfortune5039

4 жыл бұрын

Just finished portal I finally understand this comment

The lightsaber battles are just “I Can swing harder then you” And not like anything in the prequels

*Seven minute scene of Rey climbing some pillars *Rey starts flying two minutes later *Okay then

"Including the games that matter, the LEGO ones" Ah, a man of culture I see

@jerzyoborski5310

4 жыл бұрын

@JOHN JOHN stfu nerd fucking Virgin stop pissing Ur pants over a joke.

@NaschAzure

4 жыл бұрын

JOHN JOHN ok

@aidanmeacham1999

4 жыл бұрын

@JOHN JOHN bro, calm down, we're all chill here

@amanofcultureisee8296

4 жыл бұрын

E Yarde hello there

@oddsdenver9673

4 жыл бұрын

The lego games are pretty good though actually

finn could’ve been an amazing character with an incredible arc if he wasn’t just a random black dude who keeps on screaming “REY” and not tell Rey his secret

4 жыл бұрын

DJ6eyes finn knew the obama's last name so he wanted to tell it to someone who he trust but the *[REDACTED]* always watched him so he didn't had the chance to tell her

@spiderduckpig

4 жыл бұрын

Ich bin Türkisch it’s care

@noahbleckner4931

4 жыл бұрын

spiderduckpig the fbi wants to know your location

@agasttyadixit09

4 жыл бұрын

Would've even Been better if they kept phasma alive for a final fight to kill her off. Nope, they killed her in last Jedi cause they didn't know what to do next. Hiring Rian Johnson was like Ricky Gervais in last golden globes: fuck everything before you leave

@Sentient_Blob

3 жыл бұрын

He and Poe should’ve been gay. It would’ve been so much better than the two random girls the writers threw in with literally no other purpose than to kill fanfics of their potential gayness

Spoiler alert Ngl the whole Han solo and Ben scene was the best thing about this movie.... That scene was just perfect

@crspy3469

4 жыл бұрын

What was Charlie on about about Rey using force that doesn't make sense

@lancethedecayedguardian2719

4 жыл бұрын

@@crspy3469 More along the lines of despite only having maybe a month of training she's about as strong as every singly Jedi Grandmaster and Sith Lord in history even with the ShE'S a PaLpaTiNe it still took Luke the son of the Chosen One years to actually reach the feats that REY does

@solkvist8668

4 жыл бұрын

I believe he was referring to the healing ability, which was not a thing before. To be fair, I think it should have been a thing before, and the fact that she is giving up power by doing it seems like a good explanation as to why they didn’t do it before.

@franciscorendon2783

4 жыл бұрын

The "good" dialogue was stolen from TFA, and that makes no sense in this context because Han isn't forgiving Kylo, Kylo is forgiving himself. The moment also had no set up by the way, it came out of nowhere. Overall, 0/10 scene.

@anzeveler6125

4 жыл бұрын

should've been darth vader/anakin instead of han tbh

Disney forgot that vader was a good guy in the end

The best part of the movie was when Windu said: Now this is truly a Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

@threadschanged4252

4 жыл бұрын

@High Definition his voice is in it still a waste of good story characters

@AwesomepianoTURTLES

4 жыл бұрын

loik117 Ohhh so that’s why it’s called that

@notTheXDer

4 жыл бұрын

I read this in Dunkey's voice.

@loik117

4 жыл бұрын

@@notTheXDer You read it correctly :P

@deafbyhiphop

4 жыл бұрын

What are we some kind of star wars: the rise of skywalker?

Hentais have better plot than this movie.

@Zetherian

4 жыл бұрын

Dre S sad thing is it’s actually true.

@salman6254

4 жыл бұрын

hentais have better plots than most movies.

@sneakysnake7695

4 жыл бұрын

Both leave you feeling soulless at the end but one is at least enjoyable

@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668

4 жыл бұрын

I remember this one hentai where goddesses were fucking eachother to get crystals from their wombs, it was a great story.

@gabeblack8247

4 жыл бұрын

Venus Blood: Brave has a better plot

Cloning a power only the sith know. Rex, Fives, Cody, the entire prequel trilogy

in my opinion, all they had to do was change one word at the end. if they did, it would have been an instant 100%. "What's your name kid?" "Joe." "Joe who?" *rey grows a menacing smile, and the credits roll*

@AquaLeaderJesse

2 ай бұрын

And it's gotta be with "What I've Done" by Linkin Park instead of the traditional star wars ending

this movie did not make me moist

@dudeseriously79

4 жыл бұрын

Surprise, surprise, surprise. Lol

@Blackkey034

4 жыл бұрын

Gasps

@Odinsday

4 жыл бұрын

Made me drier than the Sahara

@mathieul4303

4 жыл бұрын

It's dry af

@galaxyvulture6649

4 жыл бұрын

It made me dryer than my wife's turkey

I don’t think anyone can deny how essential John Williams music is to this ENTIRE saga. I mean without it I don’t think Star Wars would be as iconic as it is, especially after the original trilogy.

@franciscorendon2783

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, his music's not as great as it was. It's still fantastic, but it's gotten weaker.

@Red_Eyed

4 жыл бұрын

Forming like Voltron, JW is the magnum dong.

@manuxx3543

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like they reuse and remix too much of the prequels and OT music, for the sequel to be its own thing musicaly

@bigstunna2049

4 жыл бұрын

Literally the only thing g that got me through the shit scenes

@fl3669

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking true

My favorite part was when Rey was hearing the force ghosts and morbius’ voice showed up and said “It’s Morbin time” then Rey blasts palpatine

Finns job is to say Ray loudly and then do nothing why is held back by his allies. Also I like how ray knows chewies alive even though chewy can't communicate through the force?

spoiler review pls

@Spartan-bl4pq

4 жыл бұрын

chetto bandito no

@DaDwizarsnoob

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Ligma yes

@DaDwizarsnoob

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Ligma just dont watch it bitch

@Spartan-bl4pq

4 жыл бұрын

chetto bandito lol calling someone a bitch over they keyboard makes you one my good sir have a nice day

@angelg4829

4 жыл бұрын

chetto bandito hey we don’t have to be so aggressive

It feels like JJ crammed his episode 8 and 9 into 2 hours

@danielgigs

4 жыл бұрын

VVerTTeXX you summed it up well. I did like this episode over 7 and 8, but the pacing, especially in the beginning is bad, and palpatine felt way off. I said it to my mates afterwards, it seems like JJ planned palpatine to come back from ep 7, but Ryan got his say in the story, and JJ was that contempt on his master plan, palpatine was just extremely rushed. Like kylo saying your parents were nothing only seemed like a tie-in to Ryan’s movie, and then kylo goes into the beefy part of Rey’s story. All fanboys knew she had to be a palpatine or a skywalker, only way it made sense. (Palpatine made anakin, but that was cut from the script in episode 3).

@TheManlol12

4 жыл бұрын

Good, it should’ve been his trilogy. Rian Johnson screwed Star Wars. He had to jam it in

@VVerTTeXX

4 жыл бұрын

@@danielgigs Very much so! The pacing was the worst part of the movie. If you would have split this movie into two, giving each character and event the time for a build up and backstory I feel it could have been very good indeed. Emperor palpatines very strange introduction and lack of explanation really hurt the movie. Ben Solo just suddenly running into him in the cave thing was rather undramatic for the return of the Emperor. The saying "Too many chefs in the kitchen" comes to mind regarding JJs and Johnsons conflicting paths in the trilogy.

@idipped2521

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheManlol12 Agreed. What JJ had in mind wasn't perfect but rian Johnson fucked everything up

@VVerTTeXX

4 жыл бұрын

@@idipped2521 Who knows, if Johnson hade made all three, it might have turned out fine. The biggest apparent problem is that we got two different and conflicting visions who both amounted to nothing :(

Kylo Ren is easily the best thing about the sequels

i love how rey can just use force lightning which is a sith power, then she can use force heal just like that. It's so stupid.

@nananaomi

3 жыл бұрын

Grogu can force choke people and use force healing too, though

@runawaygemm5397

3 жыл бұрын

@@nananaomi grogu’s a tridactyl, they are very powerful with the force.

@destroyerofturtles5024

2 жыл бұрын

Both of which are sith powers.

@botitron1661

2 жыл бұрын

@@destroyerofturtles5024 actually if you look at the first ever sw episode, (a new hope) you see that obi wan put it hand on luke and many fans thought that it was to check if he had a fever or check his head temperature. No he actually was using force heal and that’s why he got up so quickly considering he was knocked out. Jedi could force heal too it’s just that we never got to fully understand the power. Talking about force lightning, plo koon could actually use it aswell and it was called force judgement. Force judgment would shoot yellow lightning instead of the typical purple colour but it wasn’t as powerful and when the Jedi council found out about it they weren’t happy as they thought plo would be turned to the dark side so it was also never brought up and kept on the low. Although a character like Rey that can do both is very fucked up and in my opinion shouldn’t be a thing.

@destroyerofturtles5024

2 жыл бұрын

@@botitron1661 if force heal is a light side ability, then why did Anakin turn to the dark side?

40%? From the way you’re making it sound, I thought it would be 10%

@rileywebb4178

4 жыл бұрын

As an action movie it wasn't bad, but it was a terrible star wars movie if that makes sense.

@UltimateIrishRebel

4 жыл бұрын

It's awful in comparison to how good it could and should have been. Like he said the music and acting are good and there is still a few good visuals and stuff.

@orcabolgsweetie2430

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh 40% is an F-

@frankmerker630

3 жыл бұрын

The 40 percent comes from talented actors and everybody involved in the technical aspects of the film, 60 percent is taken off from the narrative elements

@kosmic100

3 жыл бұрын

damn well should be 10%

Got to love that Anakin couldn't heal the love of his life, despite being the chosen one. Rey could heal a snake because she felt bad for it.

@gradyelizabeth6097

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Z exactly

@julianmonroy8899

4 жыл бұрын

I believe it’s because healing was a light side power and by then Anakin had already turned to the dark side. And as to how Rey learned it could be explained by the ancient Jedi texts she had been reading.

@whoag3152

4 жыл бұрын

j Monroy You don’t just instantly master a Jedi power by reading about it

@noodlepancak783

4 жыл бұрын

@@julianmonroy8899 bringing things back to life was always a dark side power, and that doesn't;t explain at all how Rey can just do it. she had almost no training at all for anything to begin with

@josiahyork8227

4 жыл бұрын

@@noodlepancak783 The first scene in TROS with Rey features her training with the force, under Leia's guidance. On that note, you can tell time has passed between then and TLJ, when she had read the ancient texts, literally just by examining the appearance of the characters. Does the film really need a training montage to prove to you that she didn't just think her powers into existence?

The best fight will always be in episode 3

Star wars episode 7, 8, 9 aka The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Kylo Ren should’ve been the protagonist.

@FF-kf4ej

4 жыл бұрын

a white straight male must be a villain

@tomasfernandez5862

4 жыл бұрын

Bloodborne Gamer dude you’re totally right

@michaeljr6130

4 жыл бұрын

Finn should have been the protagonist, he had so much potential

@merc822

4 жыл бұрын

Rey is supposed to be the protagonist because you know, ThE FoRcE iS fEmAlE

@tomasfernandez5862

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Root yeah at first, but Kylo ended up being 20 times better.

Can we talk about how there was a whole B plot with Finn who has something he wants to tell Rey then proceeds to forget I guess. Plus he’s in a relationship with the Asian chick that they also forget about

@yodaiam6996

4 жыл бұрын

He probably knew she was a palpatine and no one likes rose

@popopop984

4 жыл бұрын

YodaIAm69 How did he know?

@maxelliot6276

4 жыл бұрын

@@popopop984 I believe JJ maybe confirmed that Finn was going to tell Rey he is force sensitive.

@joeysmokes9839

4 жыл бұрын

zane douglas JJ Abrahams said he wouldve said he was force sensitive, pretty obvious to notice ngl

@Ramimer

4 жыл бұрын

@@joeysmokes9839 yeah, i also got it.

Does anyone notice he’s advertising raycons with the wired Apple earphones still in the other ear

@tracerjames51

3 жыл бұрын

i have never once seen him use anything he advertises in any of his streams or videos

Last Jedi: “I’m the worst Star Wars movie ever” Rise of Skywalker: “hold my lightsaber”

@nonameno5717

2 жыл бұрын

Hold my blue milk

We still never learned what Finn was going to say

@BaileyZKerr

4 жыл бұрын

JJ Mystery Box even right at the very end!!

@chasekurtz9052

4 жыл бұрын

It’s kind of obvious he was going to tell her who her parents (and grandparents) are

@BaileyZKerr

4 жыл бұрын

@@chasekurtz9052 Oh yeah of course! 'cos apparently everyone but Rey already knew anyway 😒

@chasekurtz9052

4 жыл бұрын

BaileyZKerr Finn, Leia, and Luke did

@nat1593

4 жыл бұрын

the director confirmed that finn was going to tell rey he is force sensitive

Moist meter: the mandalorian

@jesuschristcunt8469

4 жыл бұрын

@@frogz8317 true

@riskvideos

4 жыл бұрын

That series definitely made me moist.

@kaisac.

4 жыл бұрын

On the podcast Charlie said the first 3 episodes were the best star wars related thing hes seen but he didnt like episodes 4 and 5 I think

@derekdoherty9698

4 жыл бұрын

Would kill to watch it all at once fuck!!!

@derekdoherty9698

4 жыл бұрын

Would kill to watch it all at once fuck!!

movie title is *RISE OF SKYWALKER* then the last skywalker dies

@cookiesnugglez7318

3 жыл бұрын

Yep he died and never showed up again not even as a force ghost

@totalynotfake7917

3 жыл бұрын

He died after climbing out of a hole 🕳

“Yea it’s bad, it’s really fuckin bad” I laugh every time.

Not surprised he’s a fan of Adam Driver. The man looks like an alternate version of him that works at Hot Topic

@micros5004

4 жыл бұрын

. . . yeah

@lividsphincter4098

4 жыл бұрын

If Charlie was tall and muscular.

@johnnym144

4 жыл бұрын

Literally don't know anyone who dislikes Adam Driver.

@augustoluis6888

4 жыл бұрын

Adam Driver is a cool dude, his acting is great. It's Kylo and all the other characters that are screwed up by game of thrones season 8 level of writing.

Vader spent years trying to heal his body with the force but never could But rey just comes in, pops a squad and does it

@k1ngof1self

4 жыл бұрын

She had old Jedi council books that could have years of knowledge about the force. Many basic Jedi in old republic knew about force heal.

@natto4now

4 жыл бұрын

@@k1ngof1self yeah I know But giving her a book and saying she just can do it now dosnt justifie it It takes years to master the force especially something like healing

@ethans7588

4 жыл бұрын

@@natto4now She's like a fanfiction self insert

@k1ngof1self

4 жыл бұрын

M'asuda the Liar she took the books before the tree burned.

@k1ngof1self

4 жыл бұрын

shelby MD I mean her being a you know what justifies it. But I mean if jj was able to show that if he made last jedi it make more sense. But I agree the training should’ve shown her strength in the force

The only time that I was happy to see the credits in a Star Wars movie.

"The lightsaber battles are a highlight in the new movies?".... did you even watch the original trilogy or the prequels? THOSE battles were highlights

@vishnutheetharappan7074

3 жыл бұрын

Prequels yes, OT, not so much. Due to the Vader suit, the fights mainly consisted of vader holding his saber out and luke whacking it.

@matias__cal

3 жыл бұрын

Original trilogy battles were like two old men going at it with lightsabers

@nikita6169

3 жыл бұрын

@@vishnutheetharappan7074 okay agreed. But still the prequels should have been used as an example for the sequel fights. The sequel fights are just terrible. Terrible acting, terrible choreography, terrible effects, terrible everything. I grew up as one of the biggest star wars fanboys, The phantom menace was my favorite movie for 80% of my life and after I forced myself through those sequels hoping that there would be ateast a single good thing about them. But there isnt. It's garbage through and through. And with that star wars died for a lifelong starwars fanboy...

@eliminator1472

2 жыл бұрын

@@matias__cal Still better than the garbage we saw in the sequel trilogy

@AquaLeaderJesse

2 ай бұрын

Original trilogy not so much. The prequels were good, the best in the whole franchise, but felt really choreographed to some. You could make the argument that the sequel ones feel more realistic. I still prefer the prequels but the sequels for all their (many, many) faults have pretty darn good lightsaber sequences

I'd have forgiven this new trilogy as a meme if Jar Jar was behind it all

@the5thestate587

4 жыл бұрын

606hunter1 He still could be, you never know

@TheSecondVersion

4 жыл бұрын

"Long meesa waited...."

@rishabhdas3496

4 жыл бұрын

Jar Jar is behind it all...Jar Jar Abrams

@maxhydekyle2425

4 жыл бұрын

In a roundabout way, he is. He nominated Palpatine to receive emergency powers.

@Gkowi

4 жыл бұрын

I would actually want to watch these movies if Jar Jar was in them. It's already hard to take the new Star Wars movies seriously, so they might as well try to make it enjoyable in some way.

It really is sad that Jar Jar was not the big bad here, imagine the memes.

@blankpage9277

4 жыл бұрын

That would have actually been coherent with canon, seeing as Lucas originally was going to take that path

@AlexssandroMeneses

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly,so much wasted potential!!! 🧐SMH🤦🏻‍♂️

@thefluffyneko4450

4 жыл бұрын

And now wit both da jedi and da sith in ruinen, me can starten planen to rulen da galaxy

@moonie5565

4 жыл бұрын

Darth Binks would have owned

@UltimatePowa

4 жыл бұрын

Funny enough George Lucas had created Jar Jar with him being the big baddie in future movies Whenever asked directly he never denies it, says Jar Jar is his favorite character, and the actor that plays Jar Jar admitted that was the original plan for Jar Jar

The entire movie in a nutshell is the line po delivers so sarcastically: “somehow palpatine is alive.”

Honestly though, Palpatine's giant lightning bolt thing near the end looked neat. Probably the best moment of the movie tbh.

The only thing i could focus on that kept me really attached was how Kylos theme changed from menacing to heroic when he became a Jedi

@Spumoon

4 жыл бұрын

...which makes Luke's character changes from 6 to 8 even worse. "I can see the good in you [dad]" to "I STRIKE DOWN THE EVIL CHILD"

@feastmode7931

4 жыл бұрын

​@Kyle D -- Star Wars has never treated redemption like a math equation; we consider Anakin to be redeemed despite his many, many, many, many sins bc we saw his turn back to the light

@BD-uo9po

4 жыл бұрын

Kyle D thus neither Kyle nor Vader could really redeem the things they did in the end, I’d they sue wives the remaining survivors would have torn them apart, which is why they had to die.

@DarkDoomguy

4 жыл бұрын

and yet kylo didn't win even a single time across 3 movies

@himanshubhoria1832

4 жыл бұрын

I fucking hated how in the end Rey says she is Rey Skywalker with Lea and Luke in background, when the last deserving skywalker was Ben Skywalker. Fuck this movie.

Keep in mind the guy who wrote batman v superman wrote this...

@frankmerker630

4 жыл бұрын

He also did justice league too. The worst screenwriting resume in history

@KMExceeder

4 жыл бұрын

How does he keep getting huge jobs?

@someguy9970

4 жыл бұрын

@@KMExceeder Hollywood is completely disconnected from the rest of the world, that's how. Been like this for years and years.

@jebalitabb8228

4 жыл бұрын

OpiumUnparalleled this is the correct answer

@cjteriyaga.v2

4 жыл бұрын

@@duffman473k yes, because ethnicity determines whether you're a good writer or not

It completely throws the fact that anakin is the chosen one out of the window by bringing palps back. It literally destroys all previous trilogies progress

I think if they revived the emperor, it would’ve had to be hundreds of years later, so the prophecy would actually mean something.

You kinda look like if Kylo Ren drank too much of the alien juice Luke drank in the last Jedi.

@Kiritora321

4 жыл бұрын

The green milk?

@feetpics4089

4 жыл бұрын

kylo looks like a jew, critikal doesnt

@zsean6788

4 жыл бұрын

Green juice... it is supppoose to be a nod at blue milk but even that was cringe lol

@j-dub1077

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that the green juice he was talking about was baby yoda blended

So dry.

@togaisagoodkittypleaselove316

4 жыл бұрын

Almost as dry as the Atacama desert.

@dudeseriously79

4 жыл бұрын

Might I suggest Lincoln logs and construction paper, in at least 6 colors.

@zacharynetzer819

4 жыл бұрын

Almost as dry as a salt planet

@dry9005

4 жыл бұрын

Drier than my balls after I see a woman. What? I didn’t say that...

The new trilogy is like if Thanos came back to life and Captain Marvel's daughter became the new "Iron Woman"

SPOILER: The reason Finn had his "feeling" is because he is obviously Force Sensitive. That's why he felt when Rey died and why he felt that the communications command had changed

@allinshambles1969

4 жыл бұрын

@All in All Idk how he is or why but they literally show him using the classic Force user tropes: sensing when someone dies or having good intuition. JJ Abrams also confirmed in an interview that the thing that Finn wanted to tell Rey was that he was Force sensitive

@lancethedecayedguardian2719

4 жыл бұрын

@All in All It isn't the most absurd thing I've heard. There have been force sensitive storm troopers in Legends I believe.

@zeph6182

4 жыл бұрын

All in All so in the Empire and post-empire Storm Troopers were conscripted, not cloned like they were in the republic. It’s perfectly feasible, especially since the Sith are dead, that the First Order wasn’t hellbent on finding every force sensitive being in the galaxy, even to the point where they don’t notice one in their own ranks.

@albinospino3089

3 жыл бұрын

@head fog Except he isn't really, he's a real human, not a clone.

When even the sponsor tells you the movie is bad.

You know a movie is bad when the sponsor guy says so

@dougurt

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah Jackson could probably do a good star wars

@mattbyrne1329

4 жыл бұрын

@Sightless_Seeker Jackson shall now be known as sponsor man

@larryfoulkeofficial8609

4 жыл бұрын

@Juan Cortez Muro stfu Juan

The Moistmeter score is twice the score I gave the movie and I would say that I agree with all the pros and cons mentioned in this video. You are a generous man.

I find it hilarious that Disney actually did say that the sequels were no longer canon lol

I've seen star wars porn parodies about Chewbacca that have higher standards of filmmaking than this film.

@dixonyamowthe1297

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Azrael713

4 жыл бұрын

I want to laugh but you arent wrong. The dark side of the internet has many paths that some would consider unnatural.

@laslalal8451

4 жыл бұрын

*H a P p I n E s S i S a W a R m W o O k I e C o C k*

@jett05

4 жыл бұрын

why have you seen those

@shai310

4 жыл бұрын

Well he did put a lot of effot into it ;)

Should have gotten Favreau.

@x7N1NJ47x

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. His work on The Mandalorian really shows that he was MUCH more qualified to be the lead director for the recent trilogy.

@barkseagull1453

4 жыл бұрын

@@x7N1NJ47x im glad this series is over...Favreau should get the next one

@x7N1NJ47x

4 жыл бұрын

@@barkseagull1453 IF there is another

@ryanweaver5065

4 жыл бұрын

Trigit there will be another one, the series is a cash cow

@idontcare6736

4 жыл бұрын

Favreau is overseeing about eight movies at this point I don’t know how much more he can handle

I wish Finn had a side-quest where he would try and rescue stormtroopers and convince them to fight for the Resistance, then his character goes full-circle

It’s tradition for me to watch this review whenever I re watch Star Wars.

The star wars movies are a rhyme and poetry. Rey as a Palpatine should have fallen like Anakin fell as a Skywalker. Kylo should have risen up as a Skywalker like Palpatine did as a Sith in Episode 3. Rey should have been the Villain, her impulsive and reckless use of the force and uncontrolled emotion was really clear in the last movies. There was meat in that story and possible arc for Rey.

@istyl2525

4 жыл бұрын

You should have written episode 9 instead lmao

@thef1dude501

4 жыл бұрын

That actually seems cool

@Laxhoop

4 жыл бұрын

Carlos Leon You’re assuming a lot, by suggesting The Mouse would ever take a move as risky as having a main character become evil.

@nachoguy5

4 жыл бұрын

Wamen aren't allowed to be bad tho

@istyl2525

4 жыл бұрын

A redemption arc for Kylo Ren would also be awesome

“In the first five minutes you visit four different planets on-screen.” We call that the Rogue One effect.

@bobby2643

4 жыл бұрын

Rogue One was much better about it, and altogether a much better movie

@isohel2252

4 жыл бұрын

i don't know, but i don't really think that's bad...

@arutzuki2491

4 жыл бұрын

Rogue One is so much better

@pinkflare13

4 жыл бұрын

He meant this in a literal since though. In the first 2 opening scenes you literally travel through 5 or 6 different planets. In RO the entire opening was contained on a single planet in a flashback and *then* the other planets pop up.

@WWTDD37

4 жыл бұрын

Rogue One is definitely a better movie, but it really wasn’t that much better about it. It probably has one of the worst first acts I’ve ever seen.

I *love* how critical he is :)

Kylo Ren was one of my favourite characters... and the movies did him so dirty later on. Adam Driver fucking nailed it though. He did an amazing role, especially considering what he was given. He is such an amazing and talented actor. Also, the ending made leave the theater triggered as hell... well, the whole film did, but especially the ending.

Ah, the return of white shirt Charlie

@MadSolar

4 жыл бұрын

He only wears this shirt when he means business

“Star Wars GT: Episode I - not real” I’m dead😂

@iamauser7125

4 жыл бұрын

Demonofthefall bruh the sequels are GT

Not sure if he was talking about force healing as a whole or not. I do 1 million percent agree that force healing back from the dead is insanely stupid, also i think the pulling lightsabers out of nowhere is extremely dumb too. But I do like the concept of healing more minor wounds.

"The lightsaber battles have been a highlight in the new trilogy." ..... *Shadivercity would like to know your location*