Please!!!! Relax!!!

The way he just fell down and disappeared from the screen 🤣

Damn, that sounded like a thud more than a slap

He just needed to relax 😂🤷‍♂️

I went from laughing to genuine shock and worry so quick😂😅 I hope that 1 day I'll be able to afford the opportunity to see this man and his aura in real life

I imagined that was Austin Theory getting his chest slapped hard, and still would be funny to this day😂

Gotta love the KING. He's a legit bad ass, he's a legend (damn near mythical proportions, lbvs), he can make you fear him, he can make you hate him, he can make you laugh, he can make you love him, and he can wrestler at such a high rate that he can wrestle with guys that he is old enough to be their father. And all in THE SAME MATCH. No one like him. I still remember hating him after that traumatic match when he beat Auska the way he did. And then the old bastard puts on another vlassic effortlessly.....I get abducted back to the band wagon, lbvs. There aren't many that can be a heel and a babyface in the same match, and alternate between the two. This is a good example. He's almost 60 and just got chopped by a bigger, stronger, younger wrestler and no sold it=" scary". Has a back and forth with the kid, calmed him down and told him to please relax ( in English, btw😂😂😂 so the crowd would understand him and he could get the reaction he wanted), looked and interacted with the crowd after the chop like "did this kid just chop the OG chop king? Wtf!", lol=babyface, steps back and delivers a downward, open hand massive chop (which is more painful, as a regular chop would sting a transfer the energy through you. But I downward chop not onky send the energy of the chop down into you, but it knocks you down into the 2nd painful part of that chop, taking a bump. You get the wind knocked out of you from the chop and then again when you hit the mat or outside ring area)=heel again..mans just has the wrestling and entertaining thing down pat. I know Gotch is on the otherside, full of pride bcz of his former student, Minoru Suzuki. The living legend that puts on classic matches. That's why whenever he shows up to a promotion and his music hits and he comes out; there usually a soul in the crowd that isn't losing their mind and singing his entrance music even when most of us don't ACTUALLY know what the singer on the record is saying, lbvs). Tell me where you see another wrestler like the King of Puroresu.

It easier to date a women who goes to the gym. I once had a women, she came to me and said to me "you work really hard".