Minecraft UHC but I secretly cheated with a time machine...
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Minecraft UHC but I secretly cheated with a time machine...
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Bionic: M-m-m His mom: He is gonna say mom Bionic: Mehoymenohnoy
@IlIlllIllIlI
3 жыл бұрын
lol
@doggoninonugget304
3 жыл бұрын
Not original!
@Arvthaa
3 жыл бұрын
@@doggoninonugget304 nobody cares ‘bout originality-
@dylan6s
3 жыл бұрын
I saw the original but still funny
@doggoninonugget304
3 жыл бұрын
@@Arvthaa cool nowone cares🙄
Bionic is such a great motivation for me on my own youtube journey,I am glad I was inspired by this man
@johnlesderatienza7047
3 жыл бұрын
I want to be hearted by bionic
@thetilinsmpcrew
3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.ackermann5587 it's a fan
@basantapatra348
3 жыл бұрын
wowwww techno gamerz comment bionic what the helllllllllllllllll
@sebastiansalas8425
3 жыл бұрын
No one ask you
@cookiecakeeater6340
3 жыл бұрын
Look at previous comments, they’re a bot
Bionic 2050: Making a time machine in Minecraft too see my other self and killing him to steal his diamonds
"we have infinite regeneration for a little bit" - Bionic
@shubhsinghchauhan8833
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@shubhsinghchauhan8833
3 жыл бұрын
It’s infinite for a little bit 🤣🤣🤣
@shubhsinghchauhan8833
3 жыл бұрын
How ya doing bro?
@justlastrainbow
3 жыл бұрын
@@shubhsinghchauhan8833 lol im doing good, hbu?
@hecelynmorente7800
3 жыл бұрын
Gugang going gang
“Just twerking and getting everything I ever wanted” The kardashians in a nutshell
@blacklittleamonger7782
3 жыл бұрын
Under rated comment this is the comment we all needed you deserve a like
@Boeing--hd3xd
3 жыл бұрын
@@blacklittleamonger7782 thank you :)
@averageharambelover3541
3 жыл бұрын
Wow what a comment 🤣
@hamdanibrahim6757
3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@mahideshpande635
2 жыл бұрын
@@blacklittleamonger7782 yeah
bionic : I started smelting the "GOLDEN APPLES" me: ......... what?
@TheCoolFrogLoves17
3 жыл бұрын
He means smelting the gold
This is literally the most funniest video I've ever seen in my entire life 🤣🤣🤣 lolololololololoololol
@viralplane1991
3 жыл бұрын
I’m wetarded
@Shocksfor3
3 жыл бұрын
Lolololololololololloloolloollololoololololololololololololololololololoollololololololololllolololololollol9lolololololololololololololol
@huymina9992
3 жыл бұрын
@@viralplane1991 lol
bionic:we have regen for a second. also bionic: alright our regen is gonna be out in a second.
@drdragon8027
2 жыл бұрын
Oh ya didn’t realise that. lol 😂
@rauliriminciuc7613
2 жыл бұрын
True LOL
Remember when he erased a whole server
You hurt my feelings when you called him “Anakin” for having the highground
@anneward616
3 жыл бұрын
who
@digitalgaming3414
3 жыл бұрын
Bionic did
@JeffreyJulesGaming
3 жыл бұрын
SAME
Obi wan: Its over Anakin I have the high ground! Anakin: You underestimate my power! Also Anakin: 14:05
Why is he acting so suprised he won? Well duh, he had a time machine
15:07 did you guys see behind Bionic, those 2nd place and 3rd place stacked up the enchanted table lol
cool
@TOTALLY_NOT_AN_NPC
3 жыл бұрын
No
@jdwmyt
3 жыл бұрын
Q: What did the tired toilet say to the plunger? A: I’m flushed.
@nootmeh
3 жыл бұрын
Wow u got hearted
@kerrywright6491
3 жыл бұрын
omg bionic thx so much for liking ;)
Word of the year: i smelted the golden apples-Bionic 2020
So, I fell down the stairs in the morning because I was to focused on ur videos 😂
@RileyTheSpeedrunner541
3 жыл бұрын
lol 😂
@RedRot.
3 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing u didn’t say goongangingang
@RedRot.
3 жыл бұрын
Mehoynoy
Did he say "I just started smelting Golden apples" yes smeltshing golen apres
@gulnazgabsalyamova7964
3 жыл бұрын
Yes I see my friend
@goldblade4679
3 жыл бұрын
@@Aelorothi whats wrong with it
@dontyoudaredoth
3 жыл бұрын
@@Aelorothi ??
@dontyoudaredoth
3 жыл бұрын
ah yes, "smeltshing"
@impostor6330
3 жыл бұрын
@@dontyoudaredoth yep
Doctor Who: Come on you've got monsters to meet.
'Go in the time machine and get everything u ask for' quoted from bionic. Me: then go in and get urself a gf
You coulda used the diamonds and made diamond blocks. That way, even more infinite diamonds at a faster rate. Also the gold too, lmao
@pandafire21-minecraftplayl96
3 жыл бұрын
@RichBrine64 -Minecraft You’re friends with Entity303? Also you’re not rich btw, lol
@samstevens2108
3 жыл бұрын
Big brain move
BIONIC IM ACTUALLY REALLY EARLY PLS HEART THIS SO IK THAT GOONGANGOO IS REAL! LOVE YOUR VIDS I JUST GOT BACK SO I OPENED UP NOTIFICATIONS AND SAW THIS SO YAY IM EARLY!
@paige._.school2927
3 жыл бұрын
BIONIC OMG YOU ACTUALLY HEARTED THIS TYSM THIS IS LITERALLY MY DREAM!!
@paige._.school2927
3 жыл бұрын
@Lucas Jensen because I'm so excited :
@Dark-no5so
3 жыл бұрын
@@paige._.school2927 dang ur lucky, i wish i can be heated by bionic one day
@kelly-mariekendrick6929
3 жыл бұрын
@@Dark-no5so heated 😂 or hearted
The time machine is the phone booth from Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
@jenniferbrown8377
Жыл бұрын
YES FINALLY SOMEONE GOT THE REFERENCE
13:56 . He literally had an opportunity to type "Do not underestimate my power". Kinda annoyed that he did not type that lmao
@clonecommando9961
2 жыл бұрын
“You under estimate my power”
OMG LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@TOTALLY_NOT_AN_NPC
3 жыл бұрын
Ur not dirst
@jdwmyt
3 жыл бұрын
Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive? A: A minnie van!
@birchyboiii
3 жыл бұрын
@@jdwmyt oh god I really hope you don't become spam bot
@hayasharifi8496
3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@hayasharifi8496
3 жыл бұрын
@poop you
Its my bday on the 15th and im literally your biggest fan it would mean everything if you noticed me thanks bonc #baldbionic
@arturothebeast7061
3 жыл бұрын
I like this comment coz u have tommyinnit icon
@nothingtoseehere2686
3 жыл бұрын
@@arturothebeast7061 he don now dis comment is a bot comment
3:50 Xray Bionic exposed
5:26 i said gongganggingang out loud and he found diamonds
@l--l9678
3 жыл бұрын
Same lol
When there’s is only 112 views but 462 comments my brain:👌NOICE
Nobody: Literally nobody: LITERALLY NOBODY: LiTeRaLlY nObOdY: KZread: imma give this guy notifications 3 hours later. (゚∀゚)
@drantigon
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf are you talking about, this video isn't 3 hours old
@serious-nx5zo
3 жыл бұрын
1 hour passed and i am in saudi arabia
@ahmadjaghori7836
3 жыл бұрын
F for Respect yes but like hmmmmm..........
@ahmadjaghori7836
3 жыл бұрын
serious11932 nice I am in Australia
@thepogster1312
3 жыл бұрын
@@serious-nx5zo r/Woosh
If I am correct, you could've gone to the future and got the gold in the furnace when it was being smelted.
BIONIC: I just smelted the golden apples Me: Ummmmm it's gold not APPLES
He should have crafted gold blocks and diamond blocks.
@leahwiberg577
3 жыл бұрын
I was looking if someone would say this lol
bionic keep up the good work because you keep a smile on my face
You should do this again like duplicate god apples
You could just make a gold block so you didn't need to smelt it and you get 9 in ones or a chest with gold in it
It would have been sick if the time machine at the start went back it his first video
Can we talk about the fact that bionic says he combos someone when it’s really not that hard.(I know because I’m pretty good at pretty good at pvp.)If you could spam now that would be hard.
@alru1842
3 жыл бұрын
Combo good
@MrKing-lz5ms
3 жыл бұрын
Stop hating
I love when bionic keeps say orange juice to the lava floor hahahahah
Bionic : I can be nerd Also bionic : IM 2 braincells :( Me : see u cant
me: hears Bionic say time machine also me: TAKE ME BACK TO 2019 Bionic: mehoy mehoy noy noy Me: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@normal3479
3 жыл бұрын
Me also take me to world war 2
@normal3479
3 жыл бұрын
Mehoy mehooooooy mehoyyyy noy noy noy
To the early Squad, we shall get rid of bots.
@ryanoov1014
3 жыл бұрын
U bot
Your special word works it worked when you found diamonds for the first time in UHC
Bonk: i just started smelting the GOLDEN APPLES me you spelled your youtube name wrong thank me later
Imagine getting a heart from bionic 🥺🥺
@dlgamermontoya4494
3 жыл бұрын
U just want to get a heart from bionic to tell your friends
@captlegendary
3 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@Serr_yassir
3 жыл бұрын
@@dlgamermontoya4494 nahh bro i just love bionic
@Jakitz2
3 жыл бұрын
@@Serr_yassir You got a heart on it.
wow 0 views and 4 comments looks lke Bionic did go back in time!
Bionic:we still have infinite regent for a bit Me:it's not infinite right?
8:57 "I only just started smelting the golden apples" -Bionic 2020
Bionic says “everyone trying so hard for there and I’m just tweaking with a time machine 😂😂
yooo 69k likes
bionic: I only just stated smelting golden apples Me: go's to Minecraft to see if you can smelt golden apples me have 2 brain cells
*Someone comes and saw the timemachine Bionic: Listen Bro I Can Explain
To the Early Squad Reading This: sending Virtual hugs to everyone who needs it. Always stay safe!
@pk_-vb4cp
3 жыл бұрын
@pizza_boy90 could u shut up and stop wanting subs
@pikaloot8953
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone says this and pist of
@troyworden6493
3 жыл бұрын
pizza_boy90 that’s amazing your sweet and care you are a god
@pain.4439
3 жыл бұрын
no
@pk_-vb4cp
3 жыл бұрын
@IAN LEE JUN YAN Moe Yh but begging for subs is annoying
bionic:everyone was trying so hard chat: Im xRaYiNg
The Fish are sus 12:44
Bionic: i only just started smelting the golden apples 8:58 Me: wtf
or i wish i had pc like him too :(😓 I WANT TO STREAMM😭😭
@wow-ey1tt
3 жыл бұрын
I wish you will get it one day
@diamondpickaxe7428
3 жыл бұрын
I also want a pc
@velascob988
3 жыл бұрын
ME TOO
@diamondpickaxe7428
3 жыл бұрын
I hope everyone gets one in this comment get's one !
Can we talk about how when I said it he actually found diamonds
Bomc boi using time machine: Random kid that was AFK and just wants to start the game:
Your always up to something bionic
Imagine being this early bt bionic don't heart ur coment
@jdwmyt
3 жыл бұрын
Q: Why don't traffic lights ever go swimming? A: Because they take too long to change!
Dad we are packing at the beginning of the videoI’m just super strange since I watched another KZreadr that has to do with the heart is starting and the KZreadr that I watch is named that torto video
When he fond Dimonds i said gogangingain hahahahaha is that how you spell it
Bionic calls gold butter iron tooth paist and now calls lava orange juice
Bionic : Posts Everyone one: RUSHES TO THE COMMENTS I create vidz💯🔥
@naim3673
3 жыл бұрын
500th sub
@baldhead3857
3 жыл бұрын
@@naim3673 please follow me
@RohitJodOG
3 жыл бұрын
Aap Indian Ho Kya?? Maine Aapka channel Dekha tha
FIRST
@jaceyahn2961
3 жыл бұрын
nope
@TOTALLY_NOT_AN_NPC
3 жыл бұрын
No
@user-wy2ne9sq9j
3 жыл бұрын
Oh it said first for me
@jaceyahn2961
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-wy2ne9sq9j oh, sometimes yt does that lmao
“Sisisamicly” *this man needs English lessons*
bionic: *passes iron* me: lololololol
First Guy
@jaceyahn2961
3 жыл бұрын
wow ur actually first
@TeeJayMac1218
3 жыл бұрын
Wow
@StanTheGamer-yb6zn
3 жыл бұрын
true
Bruh I forgot to take my medication and um...I can’t sleep sooooooooo! I’m watching all of your videos! Till 4:00am .... I go to high school-_- Going to play Minecraft for the first time before school LOL I do be Vibeing dOe!😑
Me: new vid!!!! The roads: safe way or danger way (bionic vid way) Me: gotta go fast into the danger way
@thisisanalt5100
3 жыл бұрын
Go to first vid in 2021
@thisisanalt5100
3 жыл бұрын
I'm the most famous
@thisisanalt5100
3 жыл бұрын
In 2021
Me:saying googinga in my mind Bionic:SAY GOONGANGINGA OUT LOUD Me again:bruh i dont care ur gonna find dia anywaysss Bionic Again:bruh u did not say that out loud....thats why we did not find dia Me.........AGAINNN:BRUH BIONIC USED THE TIME MACHINE TO EARLY
My life is not really together right now. But watching you videos make my day
7:57 37kg shotout to u for figuring it out
Bionic-Why are you running Me-Why are you coming shut up bubblegum dumdum
Bionic next time u could duplicate gold/diamond blocks with the time machine
Bionic be like: we Gucci yyyyyaaaaasssssss
The intro was hilarious
Bionic I love your vids gooogaginga
Worm Worm Worm Worm Worm Worm Worm Worm Worm Worm Worm Worm
Gongggggaaaaaannggggiiiiinnnnggggggaaaaaa
2:55 Hydrabeam77 wants to be in your vid and he is LOL!
When he said I Only need white sheep that 1 black sheep watching "meeeeeehhhhh
NIONIC IS THE BESTT! LUV YUR V8DS!!
4:22 when he said zombie and lag don’t mix together
You Should have made diamond and gold blocks and place it down and use the time machine so it's quicker
0:24 going boom boom
when i see the time machine now HELICOPTER HELICOPER lmao
You should have just made diamond blocks but thats fine we do be vibin tho
What does Bionic use to edit, right now I'm using Shotcut
No one: Literally no one: Random dude in the chat:bionic whats 1+1
doctor who:did i just get replaced?
Watch he break the space time continuum and see himself break the diamonds
1:56 nioce
thats not a time mashichine... thats a phone machine lol
LOL THE START HE EXPLODED XDDD
Your intro is like jelly's saying "press the like button" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 ........🤣😂
Bionic you should make a world it’s a mod and you can do any animal that you can ride even a cat in a bucket of water
Phonic try using a fire respect book to light up TNT
I love bionic videos