Hey guys! So, Batuhan has contacted me and apologised. He genuinely enjoys the content I make and had no ill intentions. He has also removed the thumbnails. =)

@simplysim1346

3 жыл бұрын

:P

@simplysim1346

3 жыл бұрын

@@worldsgreatestmysteries6971 exactly

@adammplays7919

3 жыл бұрын

Phoenix SC ok

@farenvyld

3 жыл бұрын

Glad it turned out it nicely.

@pobyds

3 жыл бұрын

pog

When you use the “take half” button on an elytra, you should make it so you get 1 wing

@danielhepplestone7046

3 жыл бұрын

Fly in circles

@trashycannoey

3 жыл бұрын

fly while you uncontrollably spin

@JustMatthew.

3 жыл бұрын

Just fly sideways

@renewalacumen1770

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustMatthew. Easier said than done.

@centax_

3 жыл бұрын

@@trashycannoey and get nausea and poison

The realistic version of myself was legit terrifying. (Edit) since most of you want a non translated version of this comment so that all other villagers can read this comment I am glad to announce that the non translated version is here. *hrnn hrnnhrhrnnhrn hrnnhrnn hrnn hrnnnhrnnn hrnnn hrnhrn hrnnnhrnhrnhrnnn*

@mrurmum4595

3 жыл бұрын

Are you ok, my trader friend?

@rattrashking608

3 жыл бұрын

He wears the Mask

@squardpiderzzz3297

3 жыл бұрын

@@rattrashking608 hey please don't cure me

@justin10_0

3 жыл бұрын

I can relate

@Bikkarawat

3 жыл бұрын

Dude i found ur picture in minecraft When it didn't load correctly SERIOUSLY

The thumbnail fills me with rage and laughter

@lacymccuistion8734

3 жыл бұрын

Sqme

@Guesty-wx5tx

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr it scares me

@Babaronron

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@sankofaliving8778

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@rktrsk2124

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah,da left one is elon steve

2:56: Advancement made: This boat has legs!

@insert_username_here

2 жыл бұрын

Advancement made: discount strider

To make the effect take a screenshot with two planks beside the crafting table, then break the planks and put the furnace. After that take another screenshot in the EXACT same location. Finally just cut out the crafting table and the furnace from the second screenshot and paste them lining up with the crafting table of the first one.

@chickennugget481

3 жыл бұрын

what if you put the furnace part on the wood texture itself using a different block

@PhoenixSC

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect. Thanks! =)

@orangegouice

3 жыл бұрын

Or, assuming that minecraft blocks work similar to normal 3d models, you could make the inside facing sides, face outward, maybe with a special model for the block?

@ciasteczkowymix4347

3 жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixSC what if you would do a Furnance Crafting Chest ?

@pingua_n

3 жыл бұрын

That visual bug happened to me without doing any screenshot stufg

Take a moment to consider what realistic Drowned would look like.

@InfinitelyConcise

3 жыл бұрын

No, I don’t think I will.

@Jasmine-ri2gn

3 жыл бұрын

Terrifying

@tifawockhardt

3 жыл бұрын

drowned

@milez.electix

3 жыл бұрын

Hell except watery hell

@meowmerere

3 жыл бұрын

or a strider 🤢🤢

1:00 that's actually a rare entity called "null sand" it is by far the whitest block of the game

@Quick-Silver206

3 жыл бұрын

Whitest block in the game? I didn't know I was added to Minecraft.

@yeetolusthedraconic7112

3 жыл бұрын

White concrete: am I a joke to you?

@jaycaveiro9366

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeetolusthedraconic7112 bro white concrete isn't the whitest cuz it has small detailed textures so it's not the whitest

@jaycaveiro9366

3 жыл бұрын

@@Quick-Silver206 well you just need to use TNT and sometimes it won't explode then it's turned into null sand but it's also an entity but you cannot get it at all costs all you need is a netherportal and tnt to go inside the nether portal and it'll turn to null sand i think

@txtp

3 жыл бұрын

it’s an entity called “falling_block” and it comes into existence when a falling sand/tnt/dragon_egg/concrete_powder/gravel/red_sand/anvil falls into an unloaded chunk :)

1:57: D4C: dirty diamond done dirt cheap

@haremfucker2498

3 жыл бұрын

iS tHAt A jOJo rEfReNcE

@NotTheEpicnt

3 жыл бұрын

D4C Dirt Train

@serjdown8760

3 жыл бұрын

@@haremfucker2498 kinda a JoJo reference

@sarppras4267

3 жыл бұрын

d4c: diamond train *netherite act 4 breaks diamond train*

@hatandhoodie_

2 жыл бұрын

Filthy Jewelry at a Reasonable Price

Me: Mom, can we get a Strider? Mom: We already have Strider at home Strider at home: 2:55

@fouler3606

3 жыл бұрын

👍🤣

@taxevasiongaming

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@bruhdestroyer3051

3 жыл бұрын

Not even a giant spider with a gun. 5/10

@ogvito3912

3 жыл бұрын

It`s for water, strider is for lava.

@an_egg_guy

3 жыл бұрын

Well, the advancement is this boat has legs.

*"The first human in minecraft"* **has sphere-like head** *IMPOSSIBLE!*

@knightxxu3469

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact : this human was squeezie a french youtuber Ye

@v.Zombaka

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: nightmare fuel is from another game

3:54 Forcing a Object to the highest depth (closest to camera) The furnace block therefore has a higher priority than the wood block on the left.

This makes me wish it was all a dream.

@dereklee796

3 жыл бұрын

Agreeable LOL XD.?!

@monochromeuser6175

3 жыл бұрын

And Georgenotfound

@katie-wd2cm

3 жыл бұрын

Only if Grandayy was right this time

@ajinkyatarodekar9099

3 жыл бұрын

@@monochromeuser6175 and sapnap with BadboyHalo

@thealmightyhotpotato5042

3 жыл бұрын

Or a nightmare

2:15 I will never look at villagers the same way

@vijeshkumar692

3 жыл бұрын

Villager: "heh"??

@blueninja012

3 жыл бұрын

I kinda like that way it looks

@flarelukethecomedian2555

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard I nearly died lololololol

@lazarusgerardy6387

Жыл бұрын

hrm

The "Cactus as full block" texture would look good if you could strip cactus like you can logs to make it not deal damage.

4:39 They Should’ve made him make the noise *”WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?”* And then he becomes a Boss Fight! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

@457gaming9

3 жыл бұрын

Toiu made this right?

Imagine that hyper-realistic villager in your room tonight.

@darklusare7582

3 жыл бұрын

standing menacingly and watching deep into your soul until you get him some emeralds

@blueninja012

3 жыл бұрын

am I seriously the only person who likes the way it looks?

@ciasteczkowymix4347

3 жыл бұрын

he would like to get a 100000000000000x emeralds from u!

@cleanerben9636

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like I'd be that lucky.

@dolphins275

3 жыл бұрын

But seriously, how long would it take someone to create that image

That first human in Mincraft is actually Squeezie, the most known french gaming ytber. I really didn't expect you to show him up! 😂

@gendarmyy7586

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@Nom_Alex

3 жыл бұрын

unfortunately he's the first human to be added to minecraft, i hope he'll stay there

@leopiemonte3399

3 жыл бұрын

J'allais poster le même commentaire lol

@cowboymagpie

3 жыл бұрын

I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR

@vianneyhervy908

3 жыл бұрын

Faudrait qu'il voit la vidéo

Holup... That human model is a French youtuber

@ayl.chrk.212

3 жыл бұрын

Oui baguette très bon yes im french...

@ayl.chrk.212

3 жыл бұрын

And he named Squezzie

@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf

3 жыл бұрын

Always has been

@Drgreenthumb680

3 жыл бұрын

Who

@Kaycee_Ace

3 жыл бұрын

Squezzie dans minecraft... ok

0:02 damn m8 that's some french youtuber ain't it

@pascalalbouy3795

3 жыл бұрын

The biggest french youtuber: Squeezie

@Samo2970

3 жыл бұрын

C'est EXACTEMENT ce que je me suis dit

2:18 He looks like he wants me to sit down at a campfire with him, while we drink wildflower tea at 1:00 am discussing how sad the emerald economy has become now that the immortal being in jeans has left his village.

@jamesevans7543

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mZNkyqh-qMaWadI.html

@bloxknight1145

3 жыл бұрын

Gleez no one cares and you cant do that

@juanalvarado4723

3 жыл бұрын

This is so specific...

@nameelahadams7780

3 жыл бұрын

@@bloxknight1145 u r rude for no reason u mad 4 year old

@himakuma170

3 жыл бұрын

@@nameelahadams7780 ye i agree he is talking rudely

That thumbnail will haunt me in my dreams.

@TerraLyte47

3 жыл бұрын

Why

@shadaytaylor

3 жыл бұрын

Nah

@kylesmugface6764

3 жыл бұрын

@@TerraLyte47 Why

@dereklee796

3 жыл бұрын

Why ARE WE STILL HERE JUST TO SUFFER?,.!-@'s#"+]]+)+)+]+[[×>÷_/& m,zlz Try to figure this question out guys viewers and Phoneiex SC LOL XD.,!)!]]!,!,-,??

@tixiecool2979

3 жыл бұрын

And the first thing you're gonna hear in your dreams is "Hmmm"

1:12 And that's the face that brought this channel to 1 million

3:43 thanks buddy now I have a headache

"The first human in Minecraft" Me:Wait...he look like Squeezie

@QuietDust

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he is.

@cupendy9591

3 жыл бұрын

Bonjour

@phanto_m

3 жыл бұрын

@@cupendy9591 Bonjour :)

@cupendy9591

3 жыл бұрын

minsugagenius _19 😃👍

@phanto_m

3 жыл бұрын

@@cupendy9591 😊👌🏻

Phoenix when his entire videos get stolen: Oh it's ok, it's just the way it is :) Some forgotten music company when you use 0.0000001s of their song: So you have chosen, death

@blakethepolarbear4223

3 жыл бұрын

When you use music that you made entirely by yourself

@joeyhardin5903

3 жыл бұрын

gradeaundera be like

@captainlazyartist2038

3 жыл бұрын

Who stole his video?

@migut

3 жыл бұрын

@@captainlazyartist2038 1:24

@captainlazyartist2038

3 жыл бұрын

migut2004 thank you kind stranger

1:32 this one is so cute omg

@sansyori8661

3 жыл бұрын

O w O

2:32 "hexagons are the bestagons"

The beginning lowkey just felt like gmod

@zOOpygOOpert

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah with the ugly textures k. the map

I gotta say, didn't expect to see my Shrek pack together with so much cursed stuff >_>

@PhoenixSC

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to r/PhoenixSC.

@bloxxythings3254

3 жыл бұрын

3rd reply (:

@waldotheranger3987

3 жыл бұрын

Well, exposure is exposure... I guess.

@lemacho

3 жыл бұрын

notice me senpai

@tsriketwm7274

3 жыл бұрын

Neutralisation

3:54 I think is x-ray, idk.

Love how in the bedrock/glass meme, Phoenix didn’t even notice the water/lava item in the hotbar.

Therapist: HD realistic Munecraft Does not Exist it cant hurt you Hd minecraft

@madkirk7431

3 жыл бұрын

OOF

@blakethepolarbear4223

3 жыл бұрын

M U N E C R A F T

@PhantomRing

3 жыл бұрын

ITSMYSTERYPLAYS I've heard of Minecraft but what is this... Munecraft?

that glitched tnt is technically stronger than diamond

@ultimateninja3x01

3 жыл бұрын

And bedrock, can't even be broken in creative

@SteveDe935

3 жыл бұрын

@@ultimateninja3x01 its an entity

@cassio_o8180

3 жыл бұрын

@@ultimateninja3x01 You can kill it with /kill @e

@liberonscien

3 жыл бұрын

Concept: Make it so that glitched TNT can be picked up and utilized.

@benedani9580

3 жыл бұрын

@@cassio_o8180 that's not creative though, that's cheats.

4:51 died on time

3:33 One person is invisible and is wearing armor, while the other person is just standing there.

Minecraft Images: *looks fake, dumb, and "illegal"* Phoenix: BEDROCK EDITION

@mucicafrajer9882

3 жыл бұрын

And I agree with him

@savi162

3 жыл бұрын

@@mucicafrajer9882 All editions of Minecraft have bugs.

@tobihudiat

3 жыл бұрын

@@savi162 Bedrock is really buggy! It is pretty rare to find Java edition Bugs. Once I played on the PS4 bedrock and it was sooooooo buggy. Crashes, weird character animations, flying boats, Backwardsflying enderdragons, White withers, really fast spinny spiders, Enderman teleporting into water and does it until it dies and weird behaving bees. This was just the beginning!

@TugiDeg

3 жыл бұрын

No, because they are in Bedrock Edition. The TNT And Helmet and stuff happens in Bedrock edition. Especially when the RTX is on. Or on a texturepack, spesific or not. Because actually RTX uses Texturepacks to do that and that creates some bugs like you getting 3 heads or something. But the nether one is cool the TNT not going off and stuff I agree.

@ZxDspeed

3 жыл бұрын

I play bedrock and these things doesn't work no more.

Me, after watching the video: (nothing) My brain: 'Curse of vanishing' Me trying to forget it: Curse of Binding

Still better than the nightmare I had with the birds. The way they fed and changed into human form was terrifying. *The windows aren't safe.*

that opening was like a fever dream

@hellow8889

2 жыл бұрын

It's actually a French youtuber called Squeezie lmao

3:57 They used the GLASS mod for 1.12.2 by Ichun, its one of my favorite mods!

"Steve with RTX on." Realistic high resolution textures always looked weird, and out of place on blocky models (at least for me).

@hatguy8225

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@mucicafrajer9882

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed except for water, I hate the normal minecraft water and love its realistic remakes

@The_WhitePencil

3 жыл бұрын

@@mucicafrajer9882 The only problem I have with it is that it's there is this free flowing realistic model of liquid right next to a 1x1 meter perfect cube of pixelated sand

I really like the realistic villager picture here. Give me RPG vibes, like something you'd see in a World of Warcraft type game.

i expected so hard shrek would scream ''WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!'' after being hit

That baby creeper is cute Soooo cute

@englishisntmyfirstlanguage7413

3 жыл бұрын

Untill he explodes your house

@kemalalpsr9049

3 жыл бұрын

Evet bencede

"The first human in Minecraft" Steve: Am I a joke to you?

@lebaeuhjunkyard4731

3 жыл бұрын

Abcde Ass the first human in minecraft is a french youtuber

@ok-yw8bt

3 жыл бұрын

villagers:pathetic

@TWABoeing-

3 жыл бұрын

Steve is a human so that guy is the second human in minecraft

@PlzDoNotTheFade

3 жыл бұрын

@@lebaeuhjunkyard4731 Notch: Am I a joke to you?

@ultimatecrusader9907

3 жыл бұрын

Ancient builders: ITS JUSTS A GAME THEORY

1:52 mint chocolate

The origami crafting is giving me flash backs of up mapping in blender

yes

@David_MSO

3 жыл бұрын

No

@nonnaput1074

3 жыл бұрын

no

@funniestguy

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@bedazzlebeautykd6194

3 жыл бұрын

no

@Nafri4166

3 жыл бұрын

Yes'nt

Therapist: Bouncy creepers aren't real, they can't hurt you. Bouncy creepers: 2:11

@its_secret5375

3 жыл бұрын

They are kinda cute

3:57 It's just a wood block, a furnace, and a crafting table but the side of the furnace that would normally be blocked by the wooden block in the front is just edited on top of the wood block

The right picture on the thumbnail: " I do as the crystal guides"

0:10 He is a french youtuber known as "Squeezie"

@kobovad

3 жыл бұрын

He's not just "a French KZreadr", he has the largest French-speaking channel on KZread :)

@scarletspark9863

3 жыл бұрын

I knew I recognised his face but I don’t really know his new look , I watched only ancient videos of him.

@not_fatalis

3 жыл бұрын

Ouai c'est ce que je me disais aussi, il est bien connu

@jeffydabestboi50

3 жыл бұрын

Avec un placement de produit pour sa marque de vêtements

@FrtcMC

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffydabestboi50 Nan, ce n'est pas un placement de produit xD J'explique dans la vidéo originale que ça fait partie du design des vêtements pour faire "plus squeezie" (x

Phoenix: **shows baby creeper** Me: *AWWWW IT'S SO ADORABLE*

@farhanachowdhury5042

3 жыл бұрын

Is that that your son

@LindseyJame000B.Benitez.May30

3 жыл бұрын

@@farhanachowdhury5042 ye

@swablu_gamingsyt4697

3 жыл бұрын

baby creeper: GIVE ME MONEY OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE

@willtheoreminer5527

3 жыл бұрын

@@swablu_gamingsyt4697 but it's just tiny and adorable

@swablu_gamingsyt4697

3 жыл бұрын

@@willtheoreminer5527 stop the creeper is just an terrorist pig rlly

Therapist: 5G Steve dose not exists, he can’t hurt you 5G Steve:

I was actively avoiding this video for like a week

3:39 That has happened way too much to my sis, also sometimes her character’s arm is behind her back, so when she’s holding a sword, it looks like a random arm trying to kill her lol And when I sleep, Steve’s head is the only part of the body that is actually on the bed, the other parts are just floating behind the bed

@muratdalkilicfan-uk3jy

3 жыл бұрын

Same happens to my mum on our survival world

@ShutUp359

3 жыл бұрын

@@muratdalkilicfan-uk3jy same happens to me except it was creative every time because my mom doesn't know how to play survival because I keep forgetting how to do survival when I'm doing that

4:23 *carefully, he’s a hero*

@Pinocchionline

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Toiu is the hero we deserve

Me: sees realistic villager Also me: hey you know I’m eating

Once a friend of mine on a bedrock Realm (he was the owner) spawned a bunch of TNT and nuked an island, but the game lagged so horribly that we were able to keep some of the TNT that were stuck mid-ignition and save them in a glass case. I think it's probably still there.

3:50 I think its xray mod that instead of completely seeing though blocks, it looks for the block you are xraying and makes the block covering it slightly see through. I once had this type of xray dont ask

@jamesevans7543

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mZNkyqh-qMaWadI.html

@justitgstuff5284

3 жыл бұрын

Looks like it just renders the furnace block after the the plank block, so yeah, just weird xray.

@exitium1825

3 жыл бұрын

Gleez self promotion much

@JosephD_

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s is a form of esp that shows beds, crafting tables, furnaces ,stuff like that

GET IT OFF MY SCREEN. NOW.

Bucket of lava in the hand and jumping in water creates bucket of obsidian.

The subreddit that gives me nightmares

2:18 W-what have you done to my kind?

@nameelahadams7780

3 жыл бұрын

U poor villager

The dude at the begining is modeled after Squeezie, one of the biggest french youtuber

@nobod1921

3 жыл бұрын

correction The biggest french KZreadr

@jamesevans7543

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/mZNkyqh-qMaWadI.html

I was expecting for the creepers to give birth to a pig

0:04 This is actually a recreation of the top french youtuber called Squeezie. He's even wearing his own merch

2:52 that's actually a pretty good idea So you can put it on composter and turn it into bone meal

@cornbreadbutcringey5723

3 жыл бұрын

finally! composters have a use!!

@cornbreadbutcringey5723

3 жыл бұрын

@Wave Blox .... a _semi-practical_ use.

I have a really good idea for a future episode. So if you needed a specific item immediately, you could take a 'loan'. For example, if you start burning in lava, there could be some type of command that lets you get an item to get out of the lava like fire resistance. But as soon as you get the item, there will be some time limit to give that item back. So as soon as you get the item by crafting it, you can give it back.

thumbnail steve be lookin like 90's doomguy

3:55 So, this is edited. If you take a good look on that wood block, you may notice a slight change in color. The creator of this Post took 2 screenshots. The first one with a wooden block beside the furnace. The second one without that block, but with others behind and under it. Then they just cut that block in half and there we go.

Therapist: Photorealistic Steve isn't real, he can't hurt you Photorealistic Steve:

Pheonix SC: "Time to add broken legs to minecraft" Noone tell him of RLCraft...

@heysisters9546

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a dark, dark place..

The villigers nose from the thumbnail looks like a **gets cut off**

Seeing rounded edges in minecraft New fear unlocked

2:16 Villager to Waluigi: “Huh got your nose.” Waluigi waiting to be in Smash: “Wah! Sauce!”

3:44 It’s like a perfectly placed image on top of the oak wood

@averonisgaming9023

3 жыл бұрын

Actually its really simple, they just made the outside texture be nothing and fill in the inside which gives this look

The first man in minecraft is in reality Squeezie, the most popular french youtubeur

The first clip is the future of minecraft

This is squezzie XD

@moutari_

3 жыл бұрын

la france ptdr

@bahhalso9651

3 жыл бұрын

@doom slayer « france lmao »

3:34 yes that is a bedrock edition bug. It also makes it so your body doesn't have animations(arms and legs don't move at all)

@hatguy8225

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Bedrock sucks sometimes

@gabeclements2501

3 жыл бұрын

To fix the no movement glitch just swim.

@amog8202

3 жыл бұрын

@@gabeclements2501 doesnt work

@SupaDorifuto

3 жыл бұрын

Its a rather rare bug

2:19 the villager:*WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME*

That baby creeper is the youngest boomer ever

No one : Phoenix : 2:07 Double Skulker box

@cornbreadbutcringey5723

3 жыл бұрын

he was just reading the post title

2:15 Have you heard the tragety of darth Villager the wise?

Pickaswordfishing rod is actually a "choose one" thing

I love that Phoenix is legit just emkay but Minecraft

This scares me to every part of my body

we can all simultaneously agree that the "first!!1111" comments when someone is early on a YT video arent funny or creative but rather annoying

@TerraLyte47

3 жыл бұрын

Beans

@Tydirium5240

3 жыл бұрын

Yes for sure.

@justinsiwak9079

3 жыл бұрын

Ok sans kitty

@n3bulaaaa

3 жыл бұрын

first reply

@cyanimpostor6971

3 жыл бұрын

First

the "first human in minecraft" reminds me of the beta footage that uses models from quake.

Steve with no RTX: Happy bc his pc no blow up Steve with RTX: Sad bc his pc blown up

0:45 Thanks for putting my post in your vid!

1:47 that fishing road works well with players

3:56 probably, Is a perfect screenshot of a guy dropping a furnace, or probably are armor stands.

I love the random cuts lmao

0:17 "oh shit, here we go again" minecraft edition

This entire video in a nutshell *r/mademesuffer* And *r/thanksihateit*

@piggygamin

3 жыл бұрын

FIRST REPLY

@pentagonbagel

3 жыл бұрын

A REPLY

@turtle_7777

3 жыл бұрын

@@piggygamin NO ONE ONE CARES WOW

@TerraLyte47

3 жыл бұрын

Holy mo

@CSDM15

3 жыл бұрын

r/whateverthatmeansmanthenokaybruh

Walking boat is basically a strider except on water

0:03 the first human in Minecraft was slim shady with a beard lol