“Aren’t villagers supposed to be pacifists” Butchers: am I a joke to u

fun fact: the length of a block is exactly 1 metre, notch confirmed that

@Feral_cockroach121

2 жыл бұрын

So.. endermen are nine ft tall?

When the cover is in light mode but it’s in a dark mode template: Something’s not right I can feel it

@surrender.

2 жыл бұрын

something's wrong*

@Delphini_Zucchini

2 жыл бұрын

@@surrender. r/wooosh

@surrender.

2 жыл бұрын

@@Delphini_Zucchini you are the one who didn't understand the reference

@Delphini_Zucchini

2 жыл бұрын

@@surrender. ooooh sorry I meant to reply to the original commenter, not to you :)

@surrender.

2 жыл бұрын

@@Delphini_Zucchini oh, its okay, 😀

2:06 *Turns into a psychopath*

My base is my kingdom filled with villagers. I like walking around watching them live their lives in their fenced communities.

Peaceful mode players: There's no enemies insight! The single llama: I'm about to end this man's whole career

7:37 you can’t use a gold pick on diamonds anymore

0:36 I made this meme, and "use water" is meant to mean "elevators can't extinguish fires" but I misinterpreted it for a funny effect

@heavygaming1167

2 жыл бұрын

7:38 i 1up you... gold pick on diamonds

3:34 im waiting for my friend's server for more than a month

How do you do, fellow memers? 🤓

@snowdude0814

2 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@8-bitfox716

2 жыл бұрын

XD

2:06 wait I'm worst than a psychopath we did it bois!

@InvertedPolygon

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@dogeytheboi

2 жыл бұрын

yes

0:02 Nice theory! Initially, the villagers are pacifists, but the poor conditions of the jungle (few animals, little space for buildings, etc.), forced them to kill (and this skin does not look like the skin of ocelot)

@ihorvoronchak8191

2 жыл бұрын

And the fact there are professions called the leatherworker, fisherman, and butcher all indicate killing animals.

@trapplayzmyprofileisforkre9675

2 жыл бұрын

ocelot

@Corrupted.And.Unreadable

2 жыл бұрын

@@trapplayzmyprofileisforkre9675 Sorry (Google Translate ._.)

@enbininja

2 жыл бұрын

​@@trapplayzmyprofileisforkre9675 there's no difference

@ivan.2050

2 жыл бұрын

Dudes made jaguars go extinct Minecraft?

0:03 bro normal villagers has leather clothes, and leather comes from the cow, so no villager is really peaceful

0:03 nah that’s just some cheese

''zombies burning in the morning'' sounds like a music name that every tiktoker would use

The villagers did not to do that the iron golems did

_THEY MURDERED THE OCOLOT_

@thekingkevinvlogz6508

2 жыл бұрын

Thousands of ocolot2

4:10 Well, this aged poorly XDD

To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

7:11 WOW. Alan Becker. A legend.

The first meme got me like:hold up-

9:18 it’s called a piece of paper hidden jn an irl book

14:42 I refuse to die until I see this

16:31 hurt me mentaly as i was a big fan of minecraft story mode

2:06 me who don't know how to change first person and third person and taked a trip in the ocean with my pets: everything is fine.

@TacoBell_TheCat

2 жыл бұрын

A wandering villager spawned and i killed the llamas to get the ropes to be able to carry from the boats

Being in nether without fire resistance is like being in school without a school bag

The end dosent actually need an update, it's supposed to be a barren inhospitable dimension, change my mind

@frenchempire9471

2 жыл бұрын

@Aditya the nether got these because it was also a dead dimension, but mojang likely won't update the end again if a fraction of minecraft players have the achievement/advancement. The occasional end stone mountain seems ok, but not worthy of its own update. The end should fit the mood of an empty world. Also the new blocks and mobs ideas aren't really necessary to the end experience, as like the nether, will only be popular for a short time, and the main reason people still praise the nether update it the ancient debris. And a new material isn't really In order. Sure, a little terrain revamp wouldn't hurt, but to interfere in the effective purpose of the end, and to kill all the lore that mojang basically set up( based of the widely agreed upon game theory lore) would be against the basic principles of mojang, which although not publicly said, due to wanting players to find lore on their own(and believe their own lore hence the end poem) is to not mess up lore permanently, which Saud end update of your would do. Please consider my opinion and go watch the game theories minecraft theories Playlist to better understand thenlore that thus update could kill

@frenchempire9471

2 жыл бұрын

@Aditya another mob, but not boss. Like a Easter egg 1/1000 chance of a green eyed enderman due to enderman having green eyes forever ago, or shulkers that look like end stone near the city floor, having presumably fallen during duplication

2:02 i think i mayy or mayy not be a psycopath

Me relaxing at my house: The life... My toxic friends in their house: Destruction Mode Activated.

Mate, the villagers have a butcher, have clothes made out of leather, and other random stuff there

1:14 sorry to break the meme but here’s a better explanation of the warden :an ancient monster that tracks by sound and totally isn’t a ripoff of a quiet place

@heavygaming1167

2 жыл бұрын

7:38 i 1up you... gold pick on diamonds

Me: don’t worry! *hugs Minecraft story mode and Minecraft dungeons * I still play you

I completely forgot fireflies existed

1:32 rockstar isnt hated

4:11 Minecraft bedrock: “you sure about that?”

19:25 the one guy who has 300 qi: nah they are all awesome

@Macaron10nAStick

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the average qi score before your birth is 101, but after your birth was 70.

I beat the wither in bedrock solo multiple times. Best advice I have is prot 4 netherite is your best friend. I didn't use gapples any of those times but I had prot 4 netherite each time and I didn't die to any of the attacks.

Future update ideas: end update, new dimension with new ores, better mob animation, new weapons and second combat update, new potions, enchantments, and beacon effects, portion of the nether used for new nether-themed flying ghast boss, and second village and pillage update

we did it, boys. alan becker made it to minecraft memes.

1:42 legend

1:17 definitely Steve

4:41 i think i get it cuz villagers LOVE emeralds so they would run to the player with emerald armour

you can't forget the steve head and levers to locked doors that's what makes it perfection!

12:15 when you found diamonds or netherite, but you havent pickaxe that you need

5:46 This trade is great in 100x100 worlds challenges or if you don't have any desert.

@heavygaming1167

2 жыл бұрын

7:38 i 1up you... gold pick on diamonds

4:12 EA: yes, but actually no.

0:02 i wondered when will anybody notice... But what about the teeth/claws?

@zl1th65

2 жыл бұрын

i have

19:13 Its really that ez, He hasnt even popped my totem before

Finally some landfall reputation. If you do not know who landfall is it the people who made tabs.

Wait what’s the problem with driving a boat in first person

2:08 i don't do it any other way i always use Minecraft boats in first person.

Bro o still fell nostalgic for Minecraft story mode and wish they would bring it back to console after they removed it from Microsoft store😭

5:46 I actually would buy it. When I'm playing on a minecraft world, after some time I go try to find a desert just for cactus and green dye. (My favorite color is green)

@literal_f22

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite is red. I usually just turn any poppies or roses I stumble upon into red dye.

@Cropak_Napeik

2 жыл бұрын

Just use Jeb sheeps. When you breed them it is supposed to produce a cactus

@heavygaming1167

2 жыл бұрын

7:38 i 1up you... gold pick on diamonds

@ThatAluminumGuy

2 жыл бұрын

Im orange and green

11:51 w genie Fucc parody music

the ocelot was probably already dead

Now i dont understead something, Why do people think villagers buy crops stolen by the player like, if you already grow a crop would you buy more of it?

14:45 YALL, WHO REMEMBERS THIS?! I CAN NOT BE THE ONLY ONE

0:01 i mean taiga villagers have wolf leather as part of their clothes and snowy villagers wear polar bear leather

0:16 facts

13:50 Heretics deserve no respect.

Kinda, villagers are like USA gov, until you're unimportant, they are peaceful to you.

Please it's been 13 days and 25 uploads since the last daily dose of memes

14:37 HOW DO I TURN OFF CAVE NOISES

7:11 so true

I use Boats in 1 person, but only because I’m stuck in 1 person

7:51 Hey thats my meme :)

4:09 Mojang stopped listening to the community, don't be like mojang*

i’m traumatised

4:12 pff, like that’s ever going to happen.

Here's a meme: anyone else goes into nether: with full enchanted diamond armor me: goes into the nether with just a diamond pickaxe iron armor as a noob and lived by building cobble stone panic bases

me to the thumbnail: no, no they're not look at the leatherworker and butcher

Wanna complain about autojump? Then let me se going up your huge mine staircase.

10:00 but raid actually is boss, because it has health bar

14:28 should be "people who whinge about others using auto-jump" not "auto-jump on" Any one else agree?

It was caught in the crossfire between some other things

fianally alan is getting some attention he is one of the best animater

19:25 wdym, all of these are awesome

6:47 me, who got trolled many times by minecraft, while i tried to get to the End and its because found my first end city litteraly in 5mins and 4 more in less than 10mins and every single city is big except two (one really tiny and one really huge) and all of them has ship

4:11 Microsoft doesn't care about theirs

Dark mode meme YAYAYAYYY

0:14 i used that on my MC server with my friends with harming 2 arrows i one tapped my Friend with Netherite armour

14:35 I am not afraid of the noises

Though it was finally a meme video without fireflies being mentioned… 4:45

I havent heard the name Minecraft story mode in 3 months

I did not know the wither was stronger in bedrock because I thot it was weaker than the one in java

Her: he's probably thinking about other VILALGERS. Why did they spell it like this?

8:15 happened to me in 8th grade when I invited other kids playing minecraft education edition over LAN, at first I was upset at this, then I just decided to roll with it and give everyone admin privileges to use code builder and whatever commands they wanted, until some fuckwit took away my admin privileges and I made a copy of the world, anyways, alls well that ends well, I occasionally joined other peoples worlds and actually help them out with mapmaking and stuff unlike the assholes that went tnt happy in my world

@joelhoon1707

2 жыл бұрын

One of my friends gave operator permissions to his friends that joined his world, only for them to blow everything up. He then made another world with the same seed, but the catch was that he and whoever wanted to be on his side were at war with the people who blew up his world.

Bedrock I use to be able to press triangle and square at the same time and it made me run and I didn't lose any hunger points looks like they patched maybe

Am I the only one that enjoys kidnapping villagers

I play with cave noises on and stay sin first person in boats.

Villagers are still pacifist becouse its just and old cat that died and used the cats skin to not have boring clothes you are welcome. 👌

People say mojang cares about the community… but they’ve lied to us multiple times, for example: They said they wouldn’t add sharks because they want all hostile mobs to be fictional creatures, but what about spiders and sliver fish…

Meme thumbnail is white background but memes are in black background, pretty sus if you ask me

6:08 is my meme Yay Also 12:08 is what is this luck

Oh boi remember #dailydoseofmemes

11:31 ayo minecraft story mode season 1 refference?

I use boats in first person

I wonder what happened to the Minecraft movie and archeology update

Hehe i use boats in first person. Your welcome 👌🗿

The villagers are wearing bananas not ocelots