MOJANG: Hey, let's update! Minecraft players: OH YAY MOJANG: -Cave update- Minecraft players: >:[

The endermen that placed a block and let my animals escape: *this is no place to die*

@thisisanameyoudontlike9226

3 жыл бұрын

me who put lava around mine for some reason: *go ahead.*

@jamarvasser3246

3 жыл бұрын

When the endermen tp’s inside your farm: *pathetic*

@thisisanameyoudontlike9226

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamarvasser3246 me standing next to a tree with leaves 2 blocks high off the ground with a water bucket because i like jumping off my balcony for some reason: you chose the wrong house fool! *The 4th intentionally longest "me when" meme on a youtube comment section.*

@Vedadlijabegic

3 жыл бұрын

My farm is like a pool it has water

@ygotsvlog3762

3 жыл бұрын

@@thisisanameyoudontlike9226 animals:aight imma be slow and miss lava for some reason

Teacher: what is 64×36? Me: 2304 Teacher: Then why did you write "a full inventory"?

@jer4516

3 жыл бұрын

put #dailydoesofmemes there

@jer4516

3 жыл бұрын

this has to get featured

@CommonCommiestudios

3 жыл бұрын

@@jer4516 doesn't work on side videos, only on Dank dose of memes

@bedwar12494

3 жыл бұрын

you trigger me

@nerfedgames9495

3 жыл бұрын

thanks for making my day

#dailydoseofmemes Dream: Uploads His sub count: *subbing intensifies*

Mixed vertical slab: are you challenging me

"there should be an achievement called "you monster" when you kill a dolphin" me whos killed 89 dolphins: ....

@floweytheflower4869

3 жыл бұрын

There is

@Somebrokenglass

3 жыл бұрын

@@floweytheflower4869 pretty sure it’s not

@beanwithbasicskills4038

3 жыл бұрын

@@floweytheflower4869 There isn't

@Prodby.S67

3 жыл бұрын

He was joking

@Somebrokenglass

3 жыл бұрын

@@Prodby.S67 is this a woooosh?

Minecraft: Story Mode at 3:43: "Am I a joke to you?"

@Iamwatching1242

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes

@Marathon.52

3 жыл бұрын

You, who forgot about quality.

@1nactiv3Chann3I

2 жыл бұрын

Minecraft nintendo?

Ngl I was playing bed wars and I was speed bringing and like a guy was like "OMG DREAM DREAM DREAMMMM!!"

@aaron-lk9uf

3 жыл бұрын

Dream stans be like

@owenbmx4748

3 жыл бұрын

That happend to me once

@cascade9130

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaron-lk9uf lol

@aaron-lk9uf

3 жыл бұрын

@@cascade9130 have a good day if you play titanfall

@cheezpuf7838

3 жыл бұрын

i am tentative to like this and disturb the perfect balance of 69 likes.

5:08 It doesn't make sense that the person is preparing for the Ender Dragon and already has an Elytra

@pigismal1154

3 жыл бұрын

Me who respawns the ender dragon for XP: *sad cat face intensifies*

7:09 emerald: you guys are getting armor?

@jer4516

3 жыл бұрын

yea

@matejamicic3037

3 жыл бұрын

lapis lazuli:you guys are getting armor

#dailydoseofmemes Never ask: A woman her age A man his salary Steam what on earth they are updating

When u enjoy minecraft vanilla and then ur toxic 'friend' told you : eWw U pLaY wItH No MoDs

@MintzCandyXD

3 жыл бұрын

His computer be like:29740 mod have been load

0:46 actually they already have the built-in old resourcepack

#dailydoseofmemes Ex: **dumps me** Me: **finds a girl better and gets rich** Ex: I said we together today

@rosesullivan4912

3 жыл бұрын

Lol ur probably gonna be featured in next vid

4:11 *I can hear Marcel swearing in the distance*

We really need mixed slab stacking. Its absence has made some of my builds uneven

7:29 you forgot the chainmail armor crying in a corner XD

ngl im actually glad they changed the ores because they did it for colorblind people so that they could tell which ore is which

Glow squid: I'm not afraid of you Me killing all of them on my world: then you will die braver than most

@Maulstand

3 жыл бұрын

*Glow squid running away* Me: "Perhaps I was wrong."

@mericumutkilincer1102

3 жыл бұрын

YAY! Finnaly someone plays kingdom rush

@spectralknightgaming8364

3 жыл бұрын

@@mericumutkilincer1102 you're one of few people to actually know where my profile picture is from

Life is good: *Torch, Lantern, Glowstone* But it can be better: *Soul Torch, Soul Lantern, Shroomlight*

@kishorerithik9196

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good one

#dailydoseofmemes Cyan : guys I saw Black vent Black : no _Cyan was not the imposter_ Black : *defeat*

squidward: most pe players are under the age of 13 me: well im sorry we cant all aford a pc capable of running minecraft well

@rayanyt7018

3 жыл бұрын

thats why optifine and fps boosting clients like lunar client exist

@cheezpuf7838

3 жыл бұрын

@@rayanyt7018 me who plays with both of those and still onlt gets 20fps--

so when they said that leather isnt used at all, i know its supposed to be an armor joke but bookshelves

7:26 chain armor:*sobs*

Pov: you are early and that's very pog

@airstar3713

3 жыл бұрын

Very

@snatcher2592

3 жыл бұрын

The snatcher agrees with this post.

@blakedickinson9383

3 жыл бұрын

37 minutes,*poggers*

@yigitferhatkurtulmus817

3 жыл бұрын

Pog

@theirishtea460

3 жыл бұрын

Pog

6:28 You missed the quartz block which is the guardian eye

0:19 sometimes I feel like the only Minecraft player in existence that actually likes the new textures

3:43 No your missing one Minecraft Story Mode

People who spam E in Dream's live chat is a Dream Stan. Change my mind.

fun fact: bedrock have 3 million explosion defense and a TNT have 4 explosion power so you can break a bedrock with a ton of TNTs

Tbh stacking slabs would be nice too. Horizontal stairs and vertical slabs should be an option.

1:45 I am smiling at that nice compliment towards me and my fellow Hermitcraft enjoyers.

Other than iron, I don't actually mind the bew textures. The real problem is that Mojang renamed chad grimstone to virgin deepslate. Also copper is functionally useless.

Imagine leashing a Player or naming he/she Dinnerbone and it actually works

I literally love that he mentioned scratch paper minecraft! XD 11:26

facts: netherite doesnt give more defense than diamond, but it does give knockback resistance

3:35 wait... Where's story mode?

7:29 Incorrect, The Lead Knot is baby Ancient Debris, Ancient Debris is Baby Netherite, so therefore the Lead Knot is the Grandchild of Netherite *Mind Size Mega*

Cave update: exists The nether: Where'd everyone go?

7:59 that 3d RTX buff doge is sick mate

8:21 the parrot makes a monster noise if a monster is nearby, so it's actually handy to have a parrot around

Me who didnt complete my homework Minecraft DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?

0:04 Both... both is good

9:25 woah there-

Me looking at the thumbnail: is it too much to ask for both?

3:56 This is terriyfying since there are the achievement hunters who will do it without hesitation

Minecraft menu told me "omnipotent" since then i were sprading the word of gods with my fluids

Guys the parot warns u which mobs are close if u listen u hear mob sounds but hier piched

mixed slab stacking would be so cool you could make your own blocks

0:08 Both. Both is good

7:26 Meanwhile: Me who likes Chainmail. Uhh...

3:18 WoW, a turkish meme; I CRYING FOR HAPPY 😀

4:34 yup

#dailydoseofmemes Her:He’s probably thinking about other women Him: If there is a vanilla Minecraft then where is chocolate Minecraft?

9:26 omg

3:14 you never 'end up' with anything. you just enjoy the journey and have fun.

Notch to pigs be like Do You WantTo Explode?

Mojang changing all textures and adding a material stronger than netherite leads to... A CIVIL WAR!?

5:10 this guy already has an elytra so... He already beat the ender dragon

My teacher: what comes after 2011 Me: 2012 My teacher: then why did you write stamps long nose

3:43 minecraft story mode: I'm irrelevant

3:55 this is torture and not worth it

mojang:gives bedrock player's a cape bedrock player's:careful he's our hero

ah yes, thank you, Minecraft memes is what i need

#dailydoseofmemes My friend takes my diamonds I hit him Me just realizing I have 100 dogs My dogs:Bonjour

Pov: you are a vertical slab suggestor

3:30 the word pov is synced with the music

I use leather armor to look snazzy (I dye it)

0:11 both.

2:20 it did say that to me when i hoped on

*I am:* ⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 lost in minecraft and cant find my house #dailydoseofmemes

0:05 Both

Your friend killed a person in minecraft: Panik He doesn't play minecraft: Kalm He wasn't playing minecraft: Panik

i love the bee and the fox and the cat and the dog and the parrot

I love the memes bro

2:42 oh they salty salty

Java and bedrock players: *fight* Me who plays on pocket: *happy*

Actually redstone is not that useless. It's very important for potions

I played minecraft since i was 6 and i never even got to end it has become 8 years

12:26 this fits better because of the hellish explosion

1:46 fax

Me: Is done mining with 7 diamonds 1 and a half stack iron 4 emeralds and 19 gold. me: falls in lava bc of a stupid gap in the floor. me: Uses waterbucket to save me. The lava: Understandable. have a great day. Me: falls in the same lava and the same gap again after 2 minutes. me: Looks in my inventory for my waterbucket. me: realizing i accidently dropped it in the middle of the cave. Me: Dies. The fire resistance potion in my inventory : Am i a joke to you?

@elcarlos2774

3 жыл бұрын

You could have spaced it out

@Midnight_Marshmallow

3 жыл бұрын

@@elcarlos2774 Ya know, i am to stupid for it lol

At 3:40, I’m glad they didn’t include...mi..Minecraft story mode

Minecraft isn't dying, just his youtubers

3:44 Quick note Mojang is shutting down Minecraft earth

The mixed slab thing would be so useful. You can have a second floor with different flooring other than the ceiling for the first floor and you wouldn’t have to use two layers of blocks.

3:57 I hate dohlphens because when your stuffs in water they just spread it around even more

@bucketbutters866

3 жыл бұрын

Just don't press the run button while in water

0:10 So everyone forgot that you can do this in 360 edition WOW

6:53 hello Richard and Leslie :>

5:35 Brothers of the mine rejoice

#dailydoseofmemes Me: *dies* Friend: LOL Noon Me: puts myself in creative mode Also Me: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I!!!!

@Ion115

3 жыл бұрын

Caps = Unfunny

#dailydoseofmemes I: see a bug in new snapshot Mojang: I will ignore that

Perfect timing

Thank you Pepe the Magician for the good luck.

2:12 I AGREE WITH THIS, also mojang can we have an achievement called "Intentional Game Design" get brought to 2 hearts or less by an exploding bed in the Nether or End.

@dribble909

3 жыл бұрын

There should also be one called "Face Your Fears" for killing an Enderman, because we were all afraid of Endermen when we were kids

0:08 I'm am both

6.31 last one is a shulker

11:36 that's true im 9 12:39 not true that would make you ILLUMINA

8:00 see? Perfectly balanced. As all things should be

I support the new ore textures